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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,000 2 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,600 Ho ho ho. 3 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:09,100 All right, class, if a reindeer leaves Elfsburg 4 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,300 flying west at 20 miles per hour, 5 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:15,100 and another reindeer flies east travelling at 50 miles per hour, 6 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,900 how many hours does it take for them to be 210 miles apart? 7 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:22,100 Anyone? 8 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Anyone? 9 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,600 Trish. 10 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,900 How come we can't learn things we want to? 11 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 - Like what? - Like... 12 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:37,500 Was it weird when you married Santa and had to move up to the Pole 13 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,300 and give up your old life? 14 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,400 Weirder than you can possibly imagine. 15 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:45,100 But then something so gigantic happened 16 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,300 that it changed Santa and me forever. 17 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:48,900 Like what? 18 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:52,700 OK. 19 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,600 Baby Claus is on the way. 20 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:57,800 Ladies, keep up. Please, hot water and hot ointments. 21 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,100 You, think sugar plums. Do not panic! 22 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,800 Do not panic! 23 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:05,100 - Curtis, the baby's coming. - Cocoa, the baby's coming. 24 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,100 - Mrs Claus, the baby's coming. - I know! 25 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:17,800 Deep breaths. 26 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,700 That's gonna leave a mark. 27 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:35,300 Push. 28 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:42,200 Oh. 29 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:44,800 - Oh, Scott. - Everything's gonna be all right. 30 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:48,400 - Where's Dr Hismus? - Oh, oh, Scott. 31 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:50,100 I'm right here, babe. 32 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:52,000 I'm right here. It's all right. 33 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:54,000 Honey, it was a false alarm. 34 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:55,700 Again? 35 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,000 I stopped a pedicure for this? 36 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:15,300 Scott! Scott, come here. 37 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,700 Come here just for a second. Come here. 38 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:21,100 Scott, come here. Come here, come here, come here. 39 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,200 OK. 40 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:27,400 Ready? Wait for the kick. 41 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,100 - He's a genius. - He? 42 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,000 She. She's brilliant like her mother, 43 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:39,200 - with rhythm like her dad. - Yes. But not amazing timing. 44 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:41,500 I wish the baby had come this afternoon, 45 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,400 or last week like we thought. 46 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,800 I'm going crazy. I'm really going crazy. 47 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:50,800 - You need a diversion. - No, no, Scott. 48 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:53,500 No more gifts. You already gave me a necklace, 49 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,500 - oven mitts, the cheese wheel. - This is not for you. 50 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,200 This is for the baby. I'll be back in a jiff. 51 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,500 Ho ho! 52 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:07,400 Ho! 53 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,800 - Ho! - That never gets old. 54 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:13,500 OK, now what do we have in the bag for a baby? 55 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,900 Well, oddly enough, we have a baby bag. 56 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,100 And inside that baby bag, 57 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,200 let's see what it is... We have... 58 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,200 Oh. 59 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:28,700 Oh, Scott! Oh, honey, it's beautiful! 60 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,700 The baby's gonna love it. 61 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,000 Yeah. It spins around like this. 62 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,700 Oh. Later. Come on in. 63 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:41,200 - Hey, doc. - Dr Hismus, I'm glad you could come. 64 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:42,500 How are you today? 65 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,700 I'm a little concerned because the baby hasn't come yet. 66 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,300 No need to worry, Mrs Claus. 67 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:51,800 Santa! Production has been so behind we need you on the floor immediately. 68 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:56,300 I can't come down now. It's impossible. I'm still mapping out the sleigh route. 69 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,700 - Got plenty of work here. - Have you checked this list once? 70 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,700 - I perused it. - Help me help you. Help me help you. 71 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:05,100 Let's start with your blood pressure, OK? 72 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:08,700 Help me help you, help you help you help me, 73 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,700 - help me help you. - Don't be nervous. 74 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:15,700 - It'll be done before you know it. - Help you help me help you... help me. 75 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,100 Help you. 76 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:22,900 One more thing. The Council of Legendary Figures called an emergency meeting. 77 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,600 I can't leave the North Pole and go to a meeting. 78 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,000 - They know. That's why they came. - Here? 79 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:30,500 - Where? In the kitchen? - In the kitchen. 80 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,600 - Is there an echo in here? - OK, OK. You know what? 81 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:36,100 Sweetheart, I'm feeling so much better. 82 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:40,500 I think that I'm going to go... on a walk, which is great for the baby. 83 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:44,500 You stay here and have your blood pressure taken, 84 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:48,500 which is great, and I'm gonna go see what's down the hall. 85 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,300 Hi, ladies. 86 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,400 Honey? 87 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:02,900 Honey. 88 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,200 - Carol. - Anything I can do for you, ma'am? 89 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,000 No, thanks. 90 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:14,100 - Care for some company? - Not from you, Mr Claus. 91 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,300 - Why not? - You can't spend time with me 92 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,900 and get toys ready, I understand completely. 93 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,100 - You do? - Of course I do. 94 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:24,900 I just hope you're not delivering when I'm delivering. 95 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:27,900 I'm not gonna let that happen. 96 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,900 Carol, there's no way I could... 97 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,200 Nice chrome work, Lenny. That is so workin'! 98 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:35,600 - Thanks, Santa. - Yeah, baby, yeah. 99 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:36,900 All right. 100 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:41,700 Look, I know this is all a bit overwhelming to you, 101 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,500 but... wait a minute. Stop. 102 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,400 Did you see this? Amazing technology. 103 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:49,500 Look at this. It's a duck. It quacks in three languages. 104 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,300 El ducko says "quacko." 105 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,400 Le duck says "quack." II duck-e say "quack-e." 106 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,700 Things can't help me right now. 107 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:00,100 - Hey, come back-e. - It's people that I need. 108 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:02,400 You know, family. 109 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,800 Ho ho ho ho! Family? 110 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:07,700 We are your family. Elves, we're her family, right? 111 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:11,600 We love you, Mrs Claus. 112 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,400 Taller family. 113 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:20,700 Human family. 114 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,400 Oh, sweetheart, anything but the tears. 115 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:25,500 - I'm sorry. Thank you. - It's OK. 116 00:07:27,300 --> 00:07:29,200 It's an impossible situation. 117 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:32,200 If I didn't want to be with you so much, I would go home. 118 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:34,400 But I can't have it both ways. 119 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:37,500 I guess I just... 120 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:41,400 Wait a minute. 121 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,400 Hey. Maybe you can. 122 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:47,400 - I can what? - Have it both ways. 123 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,700 - How? - I can bring home here. 124 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,400 - You can? - You can? 125 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,700 I'm gonna bring your parents up here. 126 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,700 - My parents? - Her parents? 127 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,000 Elves! 128 00:07:58,200 --> 00:07:59,800 Sir, the SOS. 129 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:03,200 - Excuse me? - SOS. Secret of Santa. 130 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,300 There could be dire consequences. 131 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,700 The possibilities increase exponentially that the secret 132 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,600 of the North Pole's location could be compromised. 133 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:15,200 Christmas would cease to exist, crushing the hopes and dreams 134 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:19,500 of the world's children and extinguishing the joy of Santa's magic! 135 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,600 There's that. 136 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:26,300 He has a point. My parents can't keep a secret. 137 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,800 Listen, honey, the reason you came up here was because of me. 138 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,200 I'll do what it takes to make this right. 139 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:33,900 - You will? - Yeah. 140 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,600 Yes. Yeah, I will. 141 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:39,400 You know why? Cause what do they say about Santa? 142 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:42,600 - He delivers! - Yes! 143 00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:46,700 How will you pull it off? My parents think you're a toymaker in Canada. 144 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,500 How am I gonna pull this off? 145 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,800 The answer is in the question. 146 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:04,600 "How are we going to do this? My dad thinks you're a toymaker in Canada." 147 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:06,900 - Canada? - Canada. 148 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:09,500 It's north, in North America, eh? 149 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,300 Vinegar on their French fries, 150 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,200 they sit on their chesterfield to watch hockey. 151 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:17,000 Shoot the puck, daddy-o! Come on, everybody! 152 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:19,000 Elves, everybody listen up. 153 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:55,200 Grab your hammers, the in-laws are coming. 154 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,700 Hey, Robbie. Virgil, let me see your teeth. 155 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,100 That's good. Hiya, elves. 156 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,600 - Hi, Tooth Fairy. - Open up. Let me see. 157 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:04,700 Beautiful teeth. 158 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,100 Open the doors if you want to fall in love! 159 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,400 Everybody, look, Cupid in the house. 160 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,100 Oh, work, work, work. That's nice to see. 161 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:20,200 - Hi, Cupid. - What'd I miss? 162 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,400 Where's fat boy? 163 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,500 Merry Christmas, everybody. 164 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:25,400 Cupid, what's up? Hey, EB. 165 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,800 - Santa. - Molarnator. 166 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,500 Sandman. 167 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,300 Mother Nature, Father Time. 168 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,400 Merry Christmas, again. Good to see everyone. 169 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,500 You think it's necessary to call an emergency meeting? 170 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,400 I'm ready to ride the sleigh, know what I mean? 171 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,800 We thought you should see this. 172 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:46,000 Silver bells! 173 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:50,000 I found 270 of them at shopping malls scattered across the Northwest. 174 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:54,000 I hereby call this session of the Council of Legendary Figures to order. 175 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,200 This is ridiculous. 176 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:57,800 - Sandman! - I'm up, I'm up! 177 00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:00,000 Hey, Cupid, nice skirt. 178 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:04,500 Easter Bunny. 179 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,200 Our first and only order of business 180 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:11,500 is the disciplinary action to be taken against council member Jack Frost. 181 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:14,400 Now that's what I'm talking about. 182 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,100 You love it. Am I right? 183 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,700 You guys finally woke up and are giving me my own holiday. 184 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,400 Frostmas, of course, is just a placeholder. 185 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:30,000 I'm wide open. Frostgiving, the Frost of July. 186 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:33,000 Frosthog Day, the possibilities are endless. 187 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:35,600 Jack, you are hereby charged with 273 counts 188 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,400 of attempted upstaging of Santa Claus. 189 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:42,200 You froze a volcano in Hawaii, you made it snow in the Amazon 190 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:46,200 and you frosted Mexico, sending all of the geese north for the winter. 191 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,100 You violated the Legendary Figures code of conduct 192 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,400 in a manner that is wilful and malicious. 193 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:55,400 Excuse me. Did you just accuse me of being skilful and delicious? 194 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,200 - Please. - Guilty as charged. 195 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:00,700 You herald the season. You're not a holiday. 196 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,200 You're the best friend, not the leading man. 197 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:05,000 And you kill fruit. 198 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:09,600 All in favour of suspending Jack Frost from the Legendary Council, say... 199 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,900 Wait a minute! Father Time, wait a minute. 200 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:15,900 You gotta understand, I have enormous untapped potential. 201 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,300 But all I am year after year is an opening act. 202 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,100 A setup man for Mr Big. 203 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,100 - Why don't you let that go? - No. 204 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:25,700 We have the same conversation every year. 205 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,000 You get the soda cans and the TV specials. 206 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:30,100 The postage stamps, the billboards, 207 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:33,800 the beautiful adoring wife, and the army of toy-building yes men. 208 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,000 What do I get? A few runny noses and some dead citrus. 209 00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:39,900 You know, Jack, it's no picnic being me. 210 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:44,700 Because of problems an entire continent might go without toys. That's right. 211 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:49,500 On top of that, I've got to protect the secret of Santa because the in-laws... 212 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:53,200 Mr and Mrs In-Bad-Mood-Every-Time- l-Turn-Around are coming. 213 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:56,000 Not supposed to, gotta come up with a solution. 214 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:59,200 On top of that, I'm worried about being a father again 215 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:02,500 because I wasn't all that good at it the first time. 216 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,900 Oh, Santa. 217 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,200 We had no idea. 218 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,500 Oh, Santa, I'm sorry. 219 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:12,600 If it were me in the red suit, I'd probably go right to the Escape Clause. 220 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,800 Oh, no, the Escape Clause. Way too extreme. Really. 221 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:18,400 Escape Clause? What's up with that? 222 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:22,000 Maybe if you'd attend a meeting once in a while you'd know. 223 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:25,900 You can manipulate time but can't grow hair. 224 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,200 Legendary? I don't think so. 225 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,900 I am not evoking the Escape Clause. 226 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,200 I made a commitment. I'll handle the toys 227 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:36,800 and be there when my wife delivers that baby. 228 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,100 - Let me help. - You've done quite enough. 229 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,300 No, no, no. Instead of a suspension, 230 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,600 - how about community service? - Please. 231 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,600 What if... what if I... 232 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,700 What if I tutor myself at the elbow of the master? 233 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:52,700 Huh? I could lend a hand. Make some toys, wrap a few presents. 234 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:57,500 And if I don't make it with the hefty man, he says the word you suspend me. 235 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,800 Please, Santa. 236 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:04,700 I know I don't deserve another chance, but I am asking you for one. 237 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,300 I want to make things right. 238 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,400 All right. 239 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:21,400 You don't want to get suspended? I'll give you one more chance. 240 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,000 But you have to be a Jack-Frost-of-all-trades. 241 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,500 - You have to listen to the elves. - Uh-huh. 242 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,800 Curtis is your boss. And I mean it. 243 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,700 If there's one, one icicle out of place, 244 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:35,400 - you are gone. - I will not let you down. 245 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:49,800 Motion carried. 246 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,800 Ho ho ho! 247 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,800 Boys, boys, save it for the stables, will you? 248 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,300 Look there. They got a new roof. 249 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,500 Easy, easy! 250 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,300 Uncle Scott is here! 251 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,900 Lucy! Coat! 252 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,400 Comet! 253 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:13,700 Next time we fly, go easy on the alfalfa, will you? 254 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:18,600 - Uncle Scott. - Hey, Luce. There we are. 255 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,200 - There it is. - All warm? 256 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:24,700 Just like magic. You have the warmest hug in the world. 257 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:27,800 - Hello. - Hi, Comet! 258 00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:29,900 - Hey, son. - Hi, Dad. 259 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,400 I missed you so much. Hi. 260 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,600 A few days early, aren't you? Isn't that baby due any moment? 261 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:39,700 Oh, we got lots to talk about. Hey, Neil. 262 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,800 That's a... That's a good-looking sweater vest. 263 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,100 - It's reversible. - Of course it is. 264 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,600 - Let's go inside. - Lucy, come on. 265 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,800 Look at that, it's snowing in Hawaii. 266 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:58,900 Yeah. It's not really magical like the one Charlie has, 267 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,600 but I love it. And now I have 12. See? 268 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:08,100 You know, I have quite the snow globe collection myself. 269 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,800 - How's Danielle doing? - Good. 270 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:14,600 Thanks for letting me go snowboarding with her. 271 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:18,300 You're welcome. Hey, I brought you something. 272 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,500 Just a little thing. Oh, boy. 273 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,300 What a mess in here. 274 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,700 There we are. 275 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,700 Wedged behind a wheelbarrow. 276 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,500 Dad! That's awesome! 277 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,200 - Thank goodness it wasn't a car. - Thanks, Dad. 278 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,100 Wow, this is beautiful. 279 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,300 Lucy, sweetheart, what are you doing? 280 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,200 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 281 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,500 Come on out. Come out here. Come here. 282 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,200 - Get out of the bag. - Why can't I fit inside? 283 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,700 It takes a lot of practice. 284 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,400 I wish I could come to the North Pole with you. 285 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,800 I could help Carol a lot and she loves me. 286 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,600 That's true. And hey, 287 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:07,400 maybe I should be the one there for Carol. 288 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,500 You know? I mean, another mom. 289 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,600 I could... I could help. 290 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:14,500 - Hey, maybe... - Girls. 291 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,900 I've got a full sleigh. You understand my situation. 292 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,200 Now, wait a minute, Scott. 293 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,200 Let's pause a moment here... 294 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:25,000 ...and take a feelings inventory. 295 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:34,400 Let's look at what you're doing as an uncle from a therapeutic standpoint. 296 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,000 Charlie's been to the Pole. 297 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,400 Your new baby's being born at the Pole. 298 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,300 Lucy's a member of this family too, Scott. 299 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:45,600 And if you harshly exclude her from this formative experience, 300 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,800 you could scar her for life. 301 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,100 And, consequently, her parents, 302 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,500 who must accompany her on long-distance journeys. 303 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,700 Please, Uncle Scott. 304 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,700 Can I come to the North Pole, too? 305 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:09,400 Please? 306 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,700 Oh, that's awfully good, isn't it? 307 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,500 Guys, I've done it. 308 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:04,600 What have you done? 309 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:08,900 Is it going to clean itself up? I don't think so. Quickly, quickly. 310 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,900 Curtis, I haven't seen the bearded wonder around for a while. 311 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,500 - Where'd he go? - None of your skis' wax. 312 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:22,200 No need to be nippy. With all the stress, I wouldn't blame the guy 313 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:25,300 - for doing that escape hatch thing. - Escape Clause. 314 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,700 Little elf woman, one cocoa, por favor. 315 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,700 - Right away. - Thank you. 316 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:32,200 How does that Escape Clause work, anyway? 317 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,000 Sorry, classified. Elfland Security Act. 318 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,500 - That's just what I'd say. - What? 319 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,300 If I didn't know anything. 320 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,900 Don't be embarrassed. Makes perfect sense, 321 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 big guy would know important stuff. 322 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,600 For your information, I'm elf number one. 323 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:51,400 I know all there is about the Hall of Snow Globes. 324 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:55,800 Everybody knows about the Hall of Snow Globes. That's not special. 325 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,000 Not special? 326 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,500 Not special? It's the most top-secret, 327 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,100 hush-hush, amazing place in the world. 328 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:09,300 It's where every Santa through history has kept his personal snow globe. 329 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,300 How can you say that that's not special? 330 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,600 Because it isn't. 331 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:17,700 Unless you know what it has to do with the Escape Clause, which you don't. 332 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:21,200 I bet Santa doesn't even trust you. 333 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,800 Now, you listen here, frostface. 334 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:29,900 Secret Santa snow globe. Santa. 335 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,400 I wish that I had never become Santa at all. 336 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,500 Wait, wait, wait, what's this? 337 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,200 This is where I'm transported through time 338 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:47,800 and everything goes back to the way it was, 339 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:50,700 like I'd never become Santa at all. 340 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,600 Gets the snow globe, 341 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,400 puts his hands on it, says the words, 342 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,400 and then whoosh! 343 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,300 Job opening: Santa Claus. 344 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,900 Told you I know everything. 345 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,200 Wow. 346 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:10,600 I never dreamed I'd be so well-connected to elves in high places. 347 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,900 We really must party in my condo in Gstaad sometime. 348 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,300 It'd be fun. 349 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,500 Tell me, how do you get into the Hall of Snow Globes, anyway? 350 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,400 Sorry, Jack. Now that's classified. 351 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,000 I know that... 352 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 ...elf number one. 353 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,600 - Did you bring the deep-dreamin' stuff? - Got it. 354 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:47,300 It's important they sleep and dream they're on a wonderful flight to Canada. 355 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,300 - I'm with the programme. - Good. 356 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,400 I may be sleepy, but I'm not stupid. 357 00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,200 Yeah, well, take the hat off. 358 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,400 I get sniffly without my cap. 359 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,600 OK, OK. 360 00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:00,100 All right, all right. 361 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,600 Hey, Dad? 362 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,800 Scott Calvin, as I live and breathe. 363 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,800 Good thing you called. 364 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:11,200 Otherwise I don't know if I would've remembered you. 365 00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:13,300 It's me, good old Scott Calvin. 366 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,500 You look a little like Father Time. 367 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,000 Doesn't look anything like Father Time. 368 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,300 Oh. That's a nice door. 369 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,000 Well, thank you. Yeah. It was a little sticky, 370 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,600 but smooth as a baby's butt now. 371 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:32,200 - Come, take a feel. - Oh, why not, huh? 372 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,800 Look at that. 373 00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:36,300 Very butt-like. 374 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,600 Who's your pal? 375 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,300 Sandy. This is my associate. He'll be taking us to the airport. 376 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:45,100 - An associate? Business must be good. - Busy as usual. 377 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:49,000 So busy you can't bring our daughter to visit her mother and father? 378 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,600 Scott. 379 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,800 Oh, so nice to see you. 380 00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:56,000 - You too, Sylvia. - And your friend? 381 00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:58,300 - Sandy. - Sandy. 382 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,200 Nice to meet you. 383 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:03,900 Do you know how excited we were to get your phone call? 384 00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:07,600 See, we get so few, and each one is special. 385 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,000 Oh, come on, you guys, 386 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:11,000 you'll catch pneumonia out here. 387 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,700 It's so wonderful to have you all here. 388 00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:16,200 - Festive. - Easy. 389 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:18,000 Please, please sit down. 390 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000 Oh, no, no, no. No. We gotta get to the airport. 391 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,300 Kind of a hurry. Let's get your bags and pop 'em in the car. 392 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,100 - I'm almost packed. - Great! 393 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:31,500 Throw my underwear in a bag. It's not like we're going to the North Pole. 394 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,400 - It's cold in Canada. - Well... 395 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,400 Remember when we went to Yosemite? 396 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,200 Oh, here we go, Yosemite again. 397 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:39,800 It was freezing and there were bears. 398 00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,700 You never left the lodge. 399 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:44,000 Because it was freezing. 400 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:47,000 - And there were bears? - Yes! And it was freezing. 401 00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:50,500 - It was freezing weather? - It was in the freezing weather. 402 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,000 Let me understand. You did not enjoy the trip to Yosemite? 403 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,900 - You heard me. - I heard you. 404 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,600 What? 405 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:14,900 What part of our plan was not clear? 406 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:17,900 Let's put them to sleep when they get into the car. 407 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,100 I couldn't stand to hear the Yosemite story anymore. 408 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,500 OK. So let's figure how we'll get in the car. We'll both... 409 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,300 Sandman, what are you doing? 410 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:32,100 What? Sandman. Sandman! 411 00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:37,800 Great, I get to throw his underwear in a bag. 412 00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:05,800 Hey, Mrs C. What you doing? 413 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,800 Oh, hi, Jack. 414 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:10,700 I'm trying to pick a tree the whole family will love. 415 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,300 Ah, family. 416 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,800 You know, I cannot imagine how hard it must be 417 00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:19,600 keeping such a big secret from your folks. 418 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:22,200 Oh, you have no idea. 419 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:26,500 Tell me, Mrs Claus... 420 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,700 ...being legendary by marriage, 421 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,300 do you ever find yourself wondering if it's all really worth it? 422 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:36,600 Well, it's definitely worth it. 423 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,700 I'm sure dropping your life, schlepping all the way to the North Pole 424 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,000 - has been totally worthwhile. - Yeah. 425 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:48,400 Probably not one iota, not even a scintilla, of regret? 426 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,100 - Not one. - Yeah. 427 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:54,400 Look at that. Oh, dear. A little sad, neglected maybe. 428 00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:56,600 Just needs a little tender loving care 429 00:25:56,700 --> 00:26:00,200 that nobody's bothering to give, don't you think? 430 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:05,300 It's perfect. 431 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,400 I will give you all the TLC that you need. 432 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,500 Scott loves decorating the tree. 433 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,300 He always insists on putting the tree topper on himself. 434 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:16,800 Ho ho ho! 435 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,900 They're here! 436 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,100 This is so exciting. 437 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,400 I'm here! I cannot believe it! I'm actually here! 438 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:55,000 What a wonderful surprise. I didn't know you were coming. 439 00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:57,500 - Uncle Scott brought me. - Hey. 440 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,300 And we tagged along! 441 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:02,000 Hey! Hey! Hi! 442 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:05,000 Oh, it's tall people... Not that you're not tall. 443 00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:06,300 Surprise! 444 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,200 - Hello! - Oh, you look wonderful. 445 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:11,500 - Really? - You are glowing. 446 00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:15,200 - What did you think of my parents? - They slept the entire trip. 447 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:18,000 This is amazing! Can we see the workshop? 448 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,700 Yes. Go right there. Go ahead. 449 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,200 Oh, wait, wait, wait! 450 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:25,400 My mom and dad can't know we're at Santa's workshop in the North Pole. 451 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,900 Where do they think we are? 452 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,500 Welcome to Canada! 453 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,500 Eh? 454 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,500 An easy flight, we cruised through customs. 455 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,400 Oh, what a strange flight. 456 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,700 Go, go, go. 457 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,900 It was like a dream. 458 00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:47,100 And such a nice meal. 459 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,700 They gave you a meal? 460 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,900 I got four nuts in a pouch. 461 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,200 And you had us sit in coach. 462 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:55,900 No, that was first class. 463 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,900 And I got a chance to sit next to Tony Bennett. 464 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,400 Mom! Dad! 465 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:03,200 Sweetheart! Sweetheart. 466 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:05,200 - Come here. - Oh, you! 467 00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:06,700 Look at you, look at you. 468 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,900 And look at this, look at this. 469 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,200 It could be twins. 470 00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:14,300 But since you married the toymaker, we don't get a lot of information. 471 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,500 Oh, honey, just stop it, OK? 472 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:20,600 Sweetheart, I am just so happy to see you, darling. 473 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:23,300 I'm so happy to see you, too, Mom. 474 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,600 I'm sure you have a perfectly good reason 475 00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:27,800 for shutting us out of your life. 476 00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:43,700 Magnificent. 477 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,500 It's amazing. 478 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,400 Killer. 479 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,700 Please remember, you're welcome to observe, 480 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,500 but don't touch or interfere with toy-making. 481 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,100 I'll make sure she doesn't get into anything. 482 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,700 Look! Kobi the Magic Panda and accessories! 483 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,100 Lucy! 484 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,400 Lucy, come back here. Whoa! 485 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,100 Trains. 486 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:11,900 I'm... I'm just gonna go make a doll! 487 00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:20,000 Oh, excellent job. 488 00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:22,400 Bang, bang! 489 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,700 Isn't that fun? 490 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,500 Faster, worker elves, faster. 491 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,000 The Hall of Snow Globes, perhaps? 492 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,000 What might we have here. 493 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,300 It's a lot of beans. 494 00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:06,300 How many beans can he eat? 495 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,200 Who are you? 496 00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:10,800 Who are you? 497 00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:13,600 You don't resemble one of the red man's minions. 498 00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:16,800 - What's the deal? - I'm Lucy. Scott's my uncle. 499 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,800 Ohh. I'm Frost. 500 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:22,200 - Jack Frost. - Who? 501 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:26,700 Jack Frost. You know, the Jack Frost? 502 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:29,200 Never heard of you. 503 00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:33,400 Jack Frost. 504 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,700 Legendary figure. Ring a bell? 505 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:38,200 No. But I know about Tooth Fairy 506 00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:40,200 and Sandman and the Easter Bunny. 507 00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:44,600 You got to know about me, I'm a legendary figure, with enormous power. 508 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:48,300 - OK, OK, chill. - I invented chill! 509 00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:51,500 Sorry. 510 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,100 Hey... 511 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,500 How would you like to be one of my elves? 512 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,300 No. 513 00:30:58,500 --> 00:30:59,900 Hey, Mom? 514 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,900 No. 515 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,400 What a quaint little village. 516 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:08,200 Everybody's just so petite. 517 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,700 No. Tom Cruise is petite. These people are short. 518 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,400 - What's the deal with them? - Who? What? 519 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,700 Oh... 520 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,400 Have you ever been to Canada? 521 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,200 No. It's too far. 522 00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:25,500 We did go to Rochester, New York, once, to visit her sister. 523 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:29,100 Very lovely place. But it's not Canada, is it? 524 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,300 No. 525 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,600 Well, this is... 526 00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:35,800 This is what Canadians look like. 527 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:47,300 And stretch. 528 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,700 Stretch. 529 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,500 Let all those packages go. 530 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,000 Know that you're enough. 531 00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:58,000 And breathe. 532 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,700 Very good. 533 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,800 Don't forget you can do this on your own whenever you get stressed out. 534 00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:12,800 I won't always be here to help you. 535 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,800 Stress can reduce your life by hundreds of years. 536 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,600 Hundreds. 537 00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:21,000 You take Christmas very seriously. 538 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:23,600 - It's the most wonderful time of year. - Yeah! 539 00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:26,400 Honey, just because you're not into Christmas 540 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,900 doesn't mean others can't enjoy it. 541 00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:33,700 Kids won't enjoy their toys this year. This should've been in stores weeks ago. 542 00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:37,300 Oh. No worries. We have a unique distribution system here. 543 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:41,400 In order to distribute this stuff you're gonna have to freeze time. 544 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,800 Manipulating the space-time continuum 545 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,700 for one-night global delivery is the easy part. 546 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,900 Who are you? 547 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,100 Curtis. 548 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,500 Eh? 549 00:32:56,700 --> 00:32:57,800 - Who's hungry? - Hey, guys, how you doing? 550 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,700 - Who's hungry? - Hey, guys, how you doing? 551 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,700 Come here. Got some exciting news. 552 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,800 Will put a little spring into your elfin step. 553 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:09,000 Santa says he really wants you to take a break. 554 00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:11,600 So there's a delicious vat 555 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:14,700 of steaming hot cocoa in the lounge 556 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,500 with your little names on it. 557 00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:22,200 Oh, it's a tantalising blend 558 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,500 of full, rich cocoa 559 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,100 with just a suggestion... 560 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,400 ...of vanilla. 561 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,300 Get in there and try some, won't you? 562 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,000 It's got your names on it. 563 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,400 Enjoy. 564 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,200 A sumptuous blend of Gold Coast and Spanish cocoas. 565 00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:06,500 Sweet to the palate, but, oh, so warm to the tummy. 566 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:09,100 With a trickle of cinnamon and orange essence, 567 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,500 enough to drive the taste buds mad! 568 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,500 Go on. 569 00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:38,500 Look at this kitchen! Oh! 570 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,000 Look at the size of that oven. 571 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,000 You could cook a woolly mammoth in there. 572 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,100 - Let's have something to eat. - You got some operation. 573 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,500 You've been holding out. Why the secrecy? 574 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,300 There's no secrets. We're family. 575 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:56,500 Heavens sakes, you must be the in-laws. So very pleased to meet you. 576 00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:58,900 Hi. 577 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,300 - Bud, Sylvia, this is... - Jack Frost. 578 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:05,800 Not Jack Frost. He's playing Jack Frost in our "Yippee, it's Canada!" parade. 579 00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:07,100 Oh, yes, of course. 580 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,900 To bring frosty cheer to the workers. 581 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:13,100 I'm kind of like the team mascot, eh? 582 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,200 Who does your hair? 583 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,200 You like it? It's... I freeze-dry it. 584 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,000 Sir, can I borrow you? 585 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,900 Yeah. Excuse me just a minute. 586 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:32,500 We have a small paperwork problem. 587 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,900 Go ahead. I'll make sure everyone's as happy as a lark. 588 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,400 For that's why I'm here, eh? 589 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:41,700 Cocoacchinos, anyone? 590 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:46,000 - What's going on? What's going on? - We're still trying to assess here. 591 00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:49,600 Somebody get me out of here. 592 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,700 We've got a cache failure in the motherboard. You gotta get a rerouter. 593 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,900 - You need a solder gun... - I can't see! 594 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,300 You need some scissors here. 595 00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:01,500 I'm off to help electrics. 596 00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:22,500 Kitchen this size, I can't find a sandwich. 597 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,500 Oh, let me help you there. 598 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,400 For heaven... How does something like that happen? 599 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,500 Oh, dear. 600 00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:41,400 - Cocoacchinos, anyone? - Oh. Yes. 601 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,300 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 602 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,200 Let me get you this chair here. 603 00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:48,300 There we go. Isn't that lovely? 604 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,800 And here you go. I hope you like it. 605 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:53,300 - Oh, my. - It's my own recipe. 606 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,500 Yes. 607 00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:59,000 Minty. 608 00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:01,000 Doesn't it make you feel fresh? 609 00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:04,300 Oh, yes, it does. 610 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,800 Oh, my, I just... I love your hair. 611 00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:09,500 - You do? - Yeah, I do. 612 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,500 - I love yours. - Really? 613 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,300 - I've never seen anything like that. - Oh, you're so adorable. 614 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,500 You divine little kitten, you. 615 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,700 - And I bet you sing, too. - No, no, no, no. No. 616 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,300 Go on. I bet you can sing. 617 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,200 - Maybe a little bit. - I knew it, I knew it. 618 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:31,300 - Sing something. - What would you like to hear? 619 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,800 How about... 620 00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:43,700 Oh, I love it. 621 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:50,100 No, no, go back to the other line, the part before... 622 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:57,100 Oh, it gives me chills. 623 00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:03,600 Oh, what a lyric. 624 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:06,700 - What's going on over here? - Your mother is fabulous! 625 00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:10,700 Would you like to be my elf? 626 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,200 You heard me. 627 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,000 Heads up! Heads up! Coming through! 628 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,400 - Fire! - Back off! Back off! 629 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,500 Back off! 630 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,600 We got a dangerous situation. Back off! 631 00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:30,100 Back off! Don't breathe. Don't breathe in. 632 00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:37,500 What's wrong with you people? We were an inch away from Armageddon. 633 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,300 - I'll get a mop. - Oh, Dad, you did great. 634 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,200 - You all right? - Had to be done. 635 00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:44,900 - That was wonderful, honey. - Hi, everyone. 636 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,600 - Oh, my! - You're awake! 637 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:50,500 Awake, yeah. Who are you? 638 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:54,600 Oh. Mom and Dad, this is Scott's ex-wife Laura and her husband Neil. 639 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,300 - Hi. - Their daughter, Lucy. 640 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:58,400 Hi. 641 00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:01,900 They came to join us for Christmas. Isn't that nice? 642 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,400 If Scott is that close to his ex-wife, 643 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:10,000 and you don't find that incredibly threatening, 644 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:12,400 I'm sure it's very nice. 645 00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:15,400 Hi, everybody, I'm back. 646 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,600 Hey, what happened? 647 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:23,800 You didn't tell your in-laws your ex-wife is spending Christmas with you. 648 00:39:23,900 --> 00:39:25,800 More secrets. 649 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,100 Nothing works in this joint. 650 00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:37,200 Think this is something? See the delivery room. 651 00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:38,500 Is there a problem? 652 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,600 I want to see the delivery room. 653 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,100 What? 654 00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:47,500 - Heavy load! Coming through! - Watch your backs, people. 655 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,300 Set it down there. 656 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,400 This is the delivery room? This is not a delivery room. 657 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,400 This is a disaster. What's going on? 658 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:57,500 We're remodelling. It'll be huge, comfortable. 659 00:39:57,500 --> 00:40:00,700 This is a broom closet. The oven in the kitchen's bigger. 660 00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:03,800 This isn't a broom closet... Watch your back again! 661 00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:07,600 There we go. This is the hospital for the entire toy factory. 662 00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:08,900 How about that, Syl? 663 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:13,000 Our grandchild is being born in a broom closet of a Canadian toy factory. 664 00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:17,800 You can be honest with us. Don't be afraid. Are you held against your will? 665 00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:21,100 - Is there even a doctor here? - Yes, there's a doctor... 666 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,400 Hello! I'm Dr Hismus. Pleasure to meet you, eh? 667 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:26,900 - This is the doctor? - Very good doctor. 668 00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:29,700 - I see. - Watch your backs. Excuse me. 669 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,700 What are we supposed to do with the wood in here? 670 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,300 - Why do we have wood in here? - I'm taking over. 671 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,900 Don't be silly. Let the tiny Canadians do it. 672 00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:40,000 Somebody get me an apron and a hammer. 673 00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:42,100 Get him an apron and hammer. 674 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:46,300 - What's happening? - Emergency in the toy factory. 675 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,300 - I'll be back in two minutes. - OK, let's go to work. 676 00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:54,400 I got this one. 677 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,400 There it is! I got it! 678 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:00,800 Look out, coming through. I got it. 679 00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:03,600 Go. Boy, these bears... We gotta make 'em stop. 680 00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:07,400 It's a great way to put out an eye. Shut this place down! 681 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,300 Hey, cut it off, cut it off. 682 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,500 Right there's the start. Cut it off. 683 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,400 Where are the fire elves? 684 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,700 Help. Give me an aisle. Come on. 685 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,100 - Let the professionals at it. - Hit the base of the flame. 686 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:33,900 Sir, sir! 687 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,800 Curtis, stop. If you're gonna tell me our entire facility is in ruin, 688 00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:41,800 Christmas is tomorrow, for the first time in history 689 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:45,900 kids of the world won't get what they asked for because I failed, stop it. 690 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:48,800 I can't stand one more piece of bad news. 691 00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:50,700 - Then good news, sir. - What? 692 00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:53,100 Your pants are on fire. 693 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,900 Fire in the hole! 694 00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:57,100 - Captain. - I'm on it, Curtis. 695 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,900 Oh, my. Is there anything I can do? 696 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,100 Put a chill on my bottom for me? 697 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:15,800 Go to the naughty and nice area, help the elves clean up. 698 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,000 - Go! Move, move! - Quickly, move it! 699 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:20,500 - Stop lollygagging! - Status report. 700 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,500 Springs on the pogo sticks melted. 701 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:26,900 Let me see, let me see. I like that toy. Glenda. Give me a status report. 702 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,000 - Legs on the ironing board burned up. - Let me see. 703 00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:34,300 Only the wheels are left on the wooden truck. 704 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,200 That was my favourite. 705 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:41,000 The rockets are in pieces, but the launch motors are intact, sir. 706 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,700 Launch motors intact? Get over here. 707 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,300 I think I got an idea. 708 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,400 Jet-powered scooter board. 709 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,300 Way to go, Santa! 710 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,400 That's how the men in red get things done. 711 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:22,000 We got a schedule to keep, get back to work. 712 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:24,200 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 713 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:28,000 Whoa. You're just amazing. 714 00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:31,200 Can't keep a good Santa down, huh? 715 00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:35,400 So, doesn't anything bother you? 716 00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:37,400 You don't sweat the small stuff. 717 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,400 Problem at work, that's a challenge. Problem at home, a problem. 718 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,600 Uncle Scott, that was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. 719 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,800 Wait a minute. You weren't worried, were you? 720 00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:53,300 - Not for a second. - Neither was I. 721 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:56,700 Uncle Scott, you know what I've been dying to see? 722 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,800 No. 723 00:43:57,900 --> 00:43:59,600 Your snow globe collection. 724 00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:03,700 You can see it, if you can catch me. 725 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,200 Watch out, coming through. 726 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:08,400 Last one up is a glazed ham! 727 00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:24,300 Don't watch what I'm doing, this is a very secret code. 728 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,400 - Oh, come on, Uncle Scott. - It is. 729 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,700 Very secret. 730 00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:38,100 Watch what happens. 731 00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:41,700 Look out, look out! 732 00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,900 Whoa. 733 00:45:15,300 --> 00:45:17,200 Where are we? 734 00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:20,500 I told you I have an amazing collection of snow globes. 735 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,300 This is the Hall of Snow Globes. 736 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:26,900 Go on in. 737 00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:35,000 This is so beautiful, Uncle Scott. 738 00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:41,900 These are all the snow globes for all the Santas that have ever been. 739 00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:43,400 And this one... 740 00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:45,100 ...that one's mine. 741 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,000 It's my very favourite, just like you gave Charlie. 742 00:45:48,100 --> 00:45:50,100 Yeah. You know, 743 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,400 I'm kind of partial to this one myself. 744 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,000 Look, it's snowin'. 745 00:45:57,100 --> 00:45:59,700 Yeah. You got a good collection. 746 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,300 Too bad you don't have one like this. 747 00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:07,000 - It's... It's me. - Yeah. 748 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,500 Hugging a snowman. 749 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,400 Oh! And he turns pink! 750 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:20,700 I told you your warm hugs were magical. 751 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,100 Thank you for my present, Santa. 752 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,700 It's OK. 753 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,500 Well, look at it this way. 754 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,500 One down, 2.6 billion to go. 755 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,200 We better get out of here. 756 00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:36,000 Hold on, here we go. 757 00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:21,000 Do you want me to put on the tree topper? 758 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,900 Save it for Scott. He always puts the tree topper on. 759 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,400 Of course. 760 00:47:28,300 --> 00:47:31,000 It's strange how much 761 00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:33,400 this resembles... 762 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,900 - Hi, honey, I'm back. - Oh, honey, are you OK? 763 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,100 Great. Good news is I get to spend time with you guys. 764 00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:46,000 Scott. 765 00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,600 Sir. 766 00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:49,200 Sorry to interrupt. 767 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,200 There's something you need to check twice. 768 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,000 Two minutes? 769 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:05,300 What? What? 770 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:12,000 We have a problem. This is unreadable. Because it's all crinkled up. 771 00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:15,000 You gotta plan it out. It's gotta be in my office. 772 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,300 Yeah, my office. 773 00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:19,300 - Neil? - What? 774 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,400 Let's go find Lucy, get her washed up for dinner, OK? 775 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:24,300 Leave that here. Leave it. 776 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:26,700 We'll be right back. 777 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,500 Don't worry, honey. 778 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,000 That's not gonna work. 779 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,100 It's busy season. 780 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,500 It's always his busy season. 781 00:48:51,100 --> 00:48:55,000 That's Uncle Scott's snow globe. You're not supposed to have that. 782 00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:58,600 - I know. Isn't it great? - It's not great at all. 783 00:48:58,700 --> 00:49:02,600 You've done a terrible thing. You'll be on the naughty list for life. 784 00:49:02,700 --> 00:49:05,000 But naughty list people have more fun. 785 00:49:05,100 --> 00:49:08,700 - I'm going for help. - I wouldn't do that. 786 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,900 Mom, Dad! Over here, quick! 787 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,300 - Lucy! - What? 788 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000 - Come on, hurry! - What's wrong? 789 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,300 What's wrong? 790 00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:24,000 Sweetheart, what is it? 791 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,400 I told you not to do that. 792 00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:31,600 Jack Frost took Uncle Scott's snow globe and he knows that it's not his. 793 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:36,700 Stop! 794 00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:40,100 Stop! 795 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,100 Don't! What did you do? 796 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,900 I froze them. 797 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,400 Now, am I gonna have to do the same thing to you? 798 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:58,900 Or are you going to get in that closet and stay there without saying a word? 799 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:08,800 Smart girl. 800 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,500 Oh, smile, will you? 801 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,900 I've had kids beg me to freeze their parents. 802 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,700 And to think I asked you to be my elf. 803 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,200 Of course all those bears are machine-washable. 804 00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:31,700 Right. Just put it on the card. I can't be in two places at once. 805 00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:35,600 You gotta manage and stop calling every time something goes wrong. 806 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:38,100 I'm a little busy with my family, Curtis. 807 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,400 All I want to see is busy, busy worker tushies. 808 00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:43,400 Hey, hey, I'm rolling downhill. 809 00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:45,500 This is not up to code, this building. 810 00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,400 You're number one. Act like it. 811 00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:49,800 Why haven't you put the tree topper on yet? 812 00:50:49,900 --> 00:50:51,900 Scott's just been a little busy. 813 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,600 Tell your dad to do it. 814 00:50:56,700 --> 00:51:00,700 And then watch the suddenly displaced Mr Claus run right over. 815 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,400 Go ahead. It'll be fun. 816 00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:05,000 Dad, do you wanna help me with the tree topper? 817 00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:06,700 Yeah, in a minute. 818 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:11,800 I don't know who he is anymore. 819 00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:13,800 I don't know who he is, either. 820 00:51:13,900 --> 00:51:16,500 Neil, Lucy and Laura should be here for this. 821 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,600 They left a while ago. 822 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:21,100 Some Canadians invited them over for cocoa. 823 00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:24,100 You know how they are. Yak-yak, yak-yak, eh? 824 00:51:25,100 --> 00:51:28,700 Scott? Tree topper, what do you say? 825 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,700 Scott, honey, let's put the tree topper on. 826 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,300 - We can make a toast. - You built this place on a fault line. 827 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:39,200 Millions of kids in Australia go without gifts. What can I do for you? 828 00:51:39,300 --> 00:51:42,600 - Tree topper. - Oh, yeah, tree topper. Good. 829 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,900 Scott? Toast. 830 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:46,600 Just a second. 831 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,200 Good. 832 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,600 Bad. Well, good for goodness sakes. 833 00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:57,000 Yeah. Uh-huh. Curtis, I can't talk right now, 834 00:51:57,100 --> 00:52:00,400 I'm putting the tree topper on. It's important. Can't talk. 835 00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:02,500 Curtis, please, please, I gotta go. 836 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:03,800 Bye. 837 00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:10,200 Gonna put it in my pocket. I'm not answering that. 838 00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:13,900 I'm putting the phone in my pocket. Put it in my pocket. All done. 839 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,900 OK, everybody, as I climb up this beautiful tree, 840 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,500 I know we've had our ups and downs. 841 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,000 But as I place this tree topper 842 00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:24,800 in the traditional place, 843 00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:26,900 I just want to say... 844 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,900 Be careful, honey. 845 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,500 Oh, honey. 846 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,800 Honey... I think maybe I can fix that. 847 00:53:21,300 --> 00:53:22,500 I know you're upset. 848 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,500 You picked up on that, did you? 849 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,200 Bud, what is that supposed to mean? 850 00:53:28,300 --> 00:53:30,800 If you weren't working all the time you'd know. 851 00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:33,500 You don't understand the pressure I'm under. 852 00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:37,100 Well, maybe it's not as bad as being ripped away from your family 853 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,600 - and told you can't see them anymore. - Dad. 854 00:53:39,700 --> 00:53:42,600 Maybe I invited you here so Carol can be surrounded 855 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:46,600 by family for love and support while I do things you can't even imagine. 856 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,800 Rather than make things work, you make things worse. 857 00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:51,200 We're leaving. 858 00:53:51,300 --> 00:53:54,400 - What? - Maybe we shouldn't have come. 859 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,100 Maybe you're right. You shouldn't have come. 860 00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:03,100 Maybe I should never have come either. 861 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,700 Don't say anything you'll regret. 862 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,200 I think we all need to cool down for a second. 863 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,400 Why don't you and I take a walk? 864 00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:17,400 Let's go. Let's just go. 865 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,700 Oh, sweetheart. 866 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,400 It's over. 867 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:59,100 I thought I had a second chance at having a family, but I blew it again. 868 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,800 Hey. There's no one I know who could hold this all together but you. 869 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,200 But I didn't. 870 00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:09,600 My in-laws resent me, Christmas is a disaster, 871 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,600 and my pregnant wife wishes that she never had met me. 872 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,900 I was gonna wait until tomorrow to give you this, 873 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,500 but... 874 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:22,000 I think you need a bit of a pick-me-up now. 875 00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:24,100 - I can't. - Come on. Open it. 876 00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:27,200 - I don't feel like it. - It'll make you feel better. 877 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:31,700 - I don't feel like it. - Come on, open it, please. 878 00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:33,600 Thanks. 879 00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:38,500 So are there times when you wonder... 880 00:55:40,700 --> 00:55:42,000 Wonder what? 881 00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:44,800 - If this was even... - Worth it? 882 00:55:44,900 --> 00:55:48,000 More than you know. 883 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:51,900 Tonight's one of these times, huh? 884 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,300 Wish I'd never put that red coat on. 885 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:58,000 So... you wish you'd never become Santa at all? 886 00:55:58,100 --> 00:56:01,100 I wish I'd never become Santa. 887 00:56:02,100 --> 00:56:03,300 At all? 888 00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:07,600 At all. At all. 889 00:56:07,700 --> 00:56:09,600 Yeah, at all. 890 00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:14,100 I wished I'd never been Santa at all. Happy? 891 00:56:15,700 --> 00:56:17,200 I am now. 892 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,700 No! 893 00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:41,400 Ho ho ho. 894 00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:48,400 Hey, you! 895 00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:50,800 Ho ho... Uh-oh! 896 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,400 Get off me, blubber ball! 897 00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:06,500 I will not let you put on that coat! 898 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:07,800 Oh, yeah? Watch me! 899 00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:10,000 Don't even think about it, Jack. 900 00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:23,100 You hit me with a shovel! 901 00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:28,800 Adios, fatty! 902 00:57:29,700 --> 00:57:32,000 No, Frost, no! 903 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,700 Oh, no. 904 00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:55,700 OK, so, the Mississippi factory needs to know 905 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:59,500 if we want them to ship 100,000 units or 200,000. 906 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:02,400 They won't ship tomorrow because it's Christmas, 907 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,600 but they will ship Thursday, which means... 908 00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:08,700 - They're not gonna ship tomorrow? - Yes, sir. 909 00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:12,000 - This is Christmas Eve? - Yes, sir. 910 00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:15,100 What are you doing? Why are we working? 911 00:58:15,100 --> 00:58:16,800 We always work Christmas Eve. 912 00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:19,600 - We do? - Of course. 913 00:58:19,700 --> 00:58:22,000 Well, that... that's ridiculous. 914 00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:25,300 Christmas Eve is when you spend time with your family. 915 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:29,900 - Where's my family tonight? - I really don't know, Mr Calvin. 916 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,600 What do you mean? 917 00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:33,100 Well, you rarely see them 918 00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:36,800 and you... don't mention them. 919 00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:40,700 Where are my car keys? 920 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:52,900 Hey. 921 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,100 What are you doing here? 922 00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:57,700 Well, I just came over to see... 923 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:02,600 See what? Why on earth would you drag yourself all the way over here? 924 00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:05,100 - Is that Derek? - No. 925 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:08,000 - And you're not going out tonight. - Yeah, OK. 926 00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:12,000 - What are you doing here? - Came over to see you. 927 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,200 Why? 928 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,000 Cause we don't see each other enough. 929 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,700 - What? - Come on, Charlie. 930 00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:23,000 I'm outta here. 931 00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:26,700 - Charlie, it's Christmas Eve. - Like either of us care, Mom? 932 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,300 - Charlie. - What? 933 00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,300 Come back here. Charlie! 934 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,000 - Good night, Scott. - Wait, wait! 935 00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:36,500 Can you help me find Carol? 936 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,500 - Carol? - Carol Newman. 937 00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:42,600 Carol Newman, the principal of Charlie's school? 938 00:59:42,700 --> 00:59:46,500 - Yeah. Do you know where she is? - I don't know. She moved away. 939 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,900 Ran out of local kids to terrify, I guess. I don't know. 940 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,700 What is the matter with you? 941 00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:54,700 Neil. Neil and Lucy, they'll understand. 942 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:58,200 - Where are they? - At the North Pole. 943 00:59:58,200 --> 00:59:59,700 At the North Pole? 944 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,800 Yeah. The North Pole. 945 01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,800 - Frost. - What? 946 01:00:09,900 --> 01:00:12,700 Frost turned the North Pole into a theme park. 947 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,300 Neil has been taking Lucy to the North Pole 948 01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:18,600 ever since he and I got our divorce. 949 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:21,600 Divorce? 950 01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:25,700 Are you sure you should be driving? 951 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:30,500 I'm gonna make everything OK. I'll make everything better. 952 01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:34,000 Yeah. OK. 953 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,900 Get a ticket. We were here first. 954 01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,100 I hate it. I'm not getting on. 955 01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:52,100 - I'm not made of money, all right? - Let's go. 956 01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:56,100 Try our gingerbread houses. They're Santalicious. 957 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,500 Don't forget to buy a ticket for Santa's show. 958 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,200 Do I look like a cash machine to you? 959 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,600 I want a dancing Santa! 960 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,800 Keep moving. Come on. 961 01:02:12,900 --> 01:02:15,300 Forget it, that's it. 962 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:18,400 - I saw it first. - No, you didn't. 963 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:20,200 - I'm buying it. - Give it to me! 964 01:02:20,300 --> 01:02:22,100 - No way! - Mom! 965 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,800 - Dad, I don't like this. - That's just too bad. 966 01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:30,700 Hey, stand somewhere else. 967 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,800 You stay right here with me and hold my hand! 968 01:02:38,100 --> 01:02:41,900 - I wanna see reindeer. - Stop pushing! 969 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:46,200 - Why are we here? - Because you wanted to... 970 01:02:46,300 --> 01:02:48,400 Kids, how much your parents love you 971 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:51,300 depends on how much they spend on your present. 972 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,600 Hurry up, Dad, let's go! 973 01:02:54,900 --> 01:02:57,500 - Come on, I want a ride! - Lucy! 974 01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:00,800 - Neil! - Scott Calvin. 975 01:03:00,900 --> 01:03:02,700 Odd place to run into you. 976 01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:06,600 Luce? 977 01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:08,900 What's up, Mr Calvin? 978 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,800 Can we please go? 979 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:15,100 Wait, wait, wait. What happened between you and Laura? 980 01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:19,300 I know you think therapy is like witchcraft, but you might consider it. 981 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,300 Please, please, just tell me. 982 01:03:24,900 --> 01:03:27,900 You don't really know because you were never around. 983 01:03:27,900 --> 01:03:30,100 It shouldn't be any news to you, Scott. 984 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,200 You were never a father to Charlie. 985 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:35,200 You put all the pressure on me, and guess what? 986 01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,300 He didn't want me to be his father... 987 01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:43,000 ...which messed things up pretty good between me and Laura. 988 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,800 Want me to go on, Scott? 989 01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:47,700 Come on, Dad, the line's getting longer. 990 01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:54,400 Excuse me, sir. 991 01:03:55,700 --> 01:03:57,100 - Curtis. - Yes, sir. 992 01:03:57,100 --> 01:04:01,000 Can I offer you two tickets for a turn to build a toy with Santa's elves? 993 01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:06,000 I'll throw in this commemorative pen, voice-enhanced. Cash or credit card? 994 01:04:06,100 --> 01:04:08,200 - Cash or credit card? - That's silly. 995 01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:11,200 Not sure, I'll throw in a pass for the nice list. 996 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,700 Walk with me, won't you? 997 01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,500 Curtis, it's me. Oh, for the love of candy canes, 998 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,200 what have you done here? 999 01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:21,800 Well, sir, this is a nice list kiosk. The line ends by the petting zoo. 1000 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,900 Parents pay to have their kids put on the nice list? 1001 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,200 Not right. I better change things back the way they were. 1002 01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:30,200 Who's your boss? 1003 01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:31,900 Where's Frost? 1004 01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:34,300 Curtis, where's Frost? 1005 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:37,200 - Security! - Bring Frost out here right now! 1006 01:04:37,300 --> 01:04:39,200 I'll take care of him. 1007 01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:44,300 Look, there's Santa. 1008 01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:48,700 Nice to see you, mon frere. I've been waiting. 1009 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,000 Has it been 12 years already? 1010 01:04:51,100 --> 01:04:54,500 Frost. What have you done? 1011 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,300 Hey. Easy does it, Armani man. 1012 01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:59,000 No hello? Love what you've done with the place? 1013 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,300 Shave a reindeer for five dollars. 1014 01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:05,400 What about the secret of Santa? How could you do this to the North Pole? 1015 01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:08,600 The whole thing is way too much work, too much pressure. 1016 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,000 No one even thanks you for all the effort. 1017 01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:14,400 No thank yous? What about the plates of cookies and milk? 1018 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,700 Please, I'm cleansing. 1019 01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:19,100 I stopped the whole toy delivery nonsense 1020 01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:22,000 and brought anyone who could afford to pay up here. 1021 01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:26,500 Who needs magic? Who needs to be crawling on roofs and chimneys? 1022 01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:29,100 I got everything I need right here. 1023 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:33,900 Look around. This isn't how the North Pole's supposed to be. This is wrong. 1024 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,600 Why don't you chill out and enjoy the swag, huh? 1025 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,000 This junk is not what Christmas is about. 1026 01:05:39,100 --> 01:05:41,900 - You're the one who gave it up. - You tricked me. 1027 01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:45,200 - Give me a break. - I didn't know you had my snow globe. 1028 01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:48,600 Maybe not, but who said, "I wish I'd never been Santa at all"? 1029 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:49,700 What? 1030 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:53,000 I said, "Who said 'I wish I'd never been Santa at all'?" 1031 01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:55,200 Rudolph? Rudolph's mama? 1032 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,100 Frost, switch back with me. Now's your chance. 1033 01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,700 And this is your chance to enjoy the show. 1034 01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:02,200 - Security. - Yes, sir. 1035 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,400 Take my guest to his seat, won't you? 1036 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,500 Thanks so much. 1037 01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,600 Come on, let's go. 1038 01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:11,700 Tickets on sale now for the 6:00 elf toss. 1039 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,000 Never too late to get tickets to Santa's show. 1040 01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:50,600 Hey, Luce. 1041 01:06:52,700 --> 01:06:55,300 I know something really wonderful about you. 1042 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,200 - You love snow globes. - Yeah. 1043 01:06:59,300 --> 01:07:02,200 Well, if that's true, I've got a surprise for you. 1044 01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:03,900 Just up those stairs, 1045 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,700 behind the vending machine is a secret room 1046 01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:09,800 filled with snow globes like you've never seen before. 1047 01:07:09,900 --> 01:07:14,700 Beautiful snow globes. There's a secret code to get in that room. 1048 01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:16,100 What's the code? 1049 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,700 You grab the one in the middle 1050 01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:27,700 and bring it back down to me. 1051 01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:29,700 I need your help. 1052 01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:33,200 But I don't want to go up there all alone. 1053 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:36,300 Lucy... 1054 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:38,900 ...trust me. 1055 01:07:38,900 --> 01:07:40,900 This is really important. 1056 01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:51,900 - OK. - OK. 1057 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:55,400 OK. I'll create a little diversion. 1058 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:58,700 Boy, this show stinks. 1059 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:00,300 Come on. 1060 01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,000 Hey, hold it! 1061 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:05,100 - Coming through. - You can't catch me. Come on, guys. 1062 01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:07,000 Can't catch an old dog like me? 1063 01:08:07,100 --> 01:08:08,900 Lucy? Lucy! 1064 01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:17,600 Grab a seat, everybody. The show's about to begin. 1065 01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:36,200 Thank you! Thank you! 1066 01:10:40,300 --> 01:10:44,100 I'm gonna kick the coal out of whoever did that. 1067 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,700 - You. - You're not Santa Claus. 1068 01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:51,500 That is an impostor. I'm Santa Claus. 1069 01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:54,600 Guards! Guards, get him! 1070 01:10:56,100 --> 01:10:59,100 Bring it on! Who wants some of this? Come here! 1071 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:03,100 If you don't mind... 1072 01:11:03,100 --> 01:11:05,600 Where are you going? Get down from there! 1073 01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:07,600 Guess if you guys want me, 1074 01:11:07,700 --> 01:11:09,900 you're gonna have to come up here 1075 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,900 and get me! 1076 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,800 Get this through your head. 1077 01:11:46,900 --> 01:11:49,400 You're not Santa anymore. 1078 01:11:49,500 --> 01:11:52,900 You're just a guy who smells like a cookie. 1079 01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:03,000 Hey, how about a game of catch? 1080 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,700 Lucy, toss it. 1081 01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:23,000 Nice try, compadre. 1082 01:12:23,100 --> 01:12:29,000 And lovely teamwork. There's only one problem. 1083 01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:31,300 You're never gonna get me to say... 1084 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:33,700 I wish I'd never been Santa at all. 1085 01:12:34,900 --> 01:12:37,500 Now who said that? Rudolph? 1086 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,900 Rudolph's mama? 1087 01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:49,600 No! 1088 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:01,600 Ho ho ho. 1089 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,500 I gotta get my coat back. 1090 01:13:11,700 --> 01:13:12,900 Come here. 1091 01:13:14,100 --> 01:13:16,300 - Boy, you are just... - Hey! 1092 01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:27,200 - Whoa. Freaky. - Hey, you! 1093 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:29,700 Ho ho... Uh-oh! 1094 01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:31,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1095 01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:41,600 Let me go! That coat belongs to me. 1096 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,200 No, Frost, that coat belongs to him. 1097 01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:46,400 You got him! 1098 01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:48,100 This guy was huge. 1099 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:50,900 - I'm Santa now. - You don't look like Santa. 1100 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,500 - You killed him. - Did not. 1101 01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:58,000 - I want my coat. - Dad, you gotta see this. 1102 01:13:58,100 --> 01:14:00,900 Charlie, Charlie! Stay away from those things. 1103 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,500 I want the coat! 1104 01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:06,500 'Cause you make such a good Santa? Because all the elves love you? 1105 01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:08,900 Those people you took money from love you? 1106 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:13,600 Listen to me, listen to me. Being Santa's not something you could take. 1107 01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:16,000 It's something that chooses you. 1108 01:14:16,100 --> 01:14:19,300 Well... how do I look? Nice? 1109 01:14:19,300 --> 01:14:20,900 And you're too late. 1110 01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:30,200 No! 1111 01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:42,300 Carol. 1112 01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:44,900 Carol! 1113 01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:49,000 Well, that didn't work out the way I'd hoped. 1114 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,200 Carol. 1115 01:14:51,300 --> 01:14:54,900 Oh, Scott. We've been looking everywhere for you. 1116 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,300 Come here. 1117 01:14:56,300 --> 01:14:58,300 Oh, Mrs Claus, I've missed you. 1118 01:14:58,300 --> 01:15:02,400 - I missed you so much, so much. - Wait, it's just been a few minutes. 1119 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:07,000 - It's only been a few minutes? - Yes. 1120 01:15:07,100 --> 01:15:11,400 Of course. It only takes a few minutes to see the truth of an entire lifetime. 1121 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:14,100 - I don't understand. - A man goes in the world, 1122 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:16,900 and expects his dreams to come true, and then... 1123 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:20,300 ...the unexpected happens. Pick up a coat and become Santa. 1124 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:25,000 That's huge! A lot of pressure, taking care of the children of the world, 1125 01:15:25,100 --> 01:15:28,100 and the elves and the SOS and the North Pole, 1126 01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:32,600 but he loses sight of what's important: The woman who falls in love with him... 1127 01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:37,400 ...and gives him a baby. 1128 01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:40,600 - I love being Santa and I love you. - I love you, too. 1129 01:15:40,700 --> 01:15:44,100 - Have you been drinking cocoa? - No. I'm back. 1130 01:15:45,100 --> 01:15:48,000 - I've missed you very, very much. - I missed you too. 1131 01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:52,700 Ohh. 1132 01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:54,700 Hey, you guys know what happened? 1133 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:57,200 - No. - We ticked each other off. That's it. 1134 01:15:57,300 --> 01:16:00,200 Like families all over the world do on Christmas Eve 1135 01:16:00,300 --> 01:16:02,900 that love each other, ticking each other off. 1136 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:07,700 They don't have to be perfect to be good families. We just have to be together. 1137 01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:10,800 I'm still so very sorry 1138 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:13,800 that we added to all this pressure that you're under. 1139 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,900 I think that we should apologise. Don't you? 1140 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:21,900 No. It's good I'm tough on him. I'm his father-in-law. It's my job. 1141 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:25,300 As long as you promise to do it every Christmas, it's fine. 1142 01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:27,600 We'll see about that. I'm a busy guy. 1143 01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:30,400 And so am I. And I'd like to show you guys what I do. 1144 01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:32,700 - The SOS. - The SOS is about secrets, 1145 01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:36,800 secrets aren't for families. I'm tired of keeping you from your family. 1146 01:16:36,900 --> 01:16:40,000 So if you guys would follow me to my factory. 1147 01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:01,800 Elves? 1148 01:17:03,100 --> 01:17:05,500 Elves! Stop working for a minute. 1149 01:17:05,700 --> 01:17:08,700 I'd like you all to say hello to the in-laws. 1150 01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:11,800 Hello, in-laws! 1151 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:14,600 - Hello. - How ya doin'? 1152 01:17:17,900 --> 01:17:19,600 - Elves. - Oh, my. 1153 01:17:19,700 --> 01:17:22,000 They're not Canadians. They're elves. 1154 01:17:22,100 --> 01:17:23,700 Never said... in person... 1155 01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:25,800 Listen, if they're elves, 1156 01:17:25,900 --> 01:17:27,800 this is not a toy factory. 1157 01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:30,400 This is probably Santa's workshop. 1158 01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:34,100 - And if this is probably... - If this is Santa's workshop, 1159 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,300 ...then... he... - Then he's the guy. 1160 01:17:37,300 --> 01:17:40,800 Hey, you... you're the guy. You're Father Christmas. 1161 01:17:40,900 --> 01:17:44,000 It's a little freaky, but... you'll get used to it. 1162 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,800 - Whoa! - Oh! 1163 01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:48,200 Whoa! 1164 01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:51,200 If you're Father Christmas that means 1165 01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:53,500 I'm Father Christmas' father-in-law. 1166 01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:57,700 That means I'm... I'm Father-in-law Christmas. 1167 01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:00,500 And I'm Mother-in-law Christmas. 1168 01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:01,900 Whoa! 1169 01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:04,700 Whoa! 1170 01:18:04,700 --> 01:18:07,300 Hi, Santa! 1171 01:18:07,300 --> 01:18:08,700 Hi, Bud! 1172 01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:12,300 Sylvia. 1173 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:18,300 Oh, the little pellets behind me? I'll clean those up later. 1174 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:21,300 Santa, where do you keep the Phillips screwdrivers? 1175 01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:24,000 Oh, elf construction. Talk to Irv, OK? 1176 01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:25,500 Oh, oh, Cupid! 1177 01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:29,900 At this altitude you might consider an underdiaper. 1178 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,400 I don't mind the draught. 1179 01:18:32,700 --> 01:18:35,000 - That was Cupid. - Yeah. 1180 01:18:35,100 --> 01:18:36,700 Hello, Santa. 1181 01:18:36,700 --> 01:18:40,000 - Father Time. - Father Time. What next? 1182 01:18:40,100 --> 01:18:42,300 Well, hello, Santa. 1183 01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:44,500 This is a blast! 1184 01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:46,000 Mother Nature. 1185 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:50,600 - How can I ever thank you for this? - Oh, don't thank me. 1186 01:18:50,700 --> 01:18:52,900 - He's the one who brought us here. - Dad. 1187 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,300 Charlie! 1188 01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:55,900 - Hi, Santa! - Hey, Tooth. 1189 01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:57,600 - Hi, Santa. - Sandy. 1190 01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:01,300 Checked in with Curtis and found out you were behind, so I called professionals. 1191 01:19:01,300 --> 01:19:02,200 Checked in with Curtis and found out you were behind, so I called professionals. 1192 01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:04,400 Uncle Scott! 1193 01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:08,800 - Lucy, what's happened? - I found her locked in a closet. 1194 01:19:08,900 --> 01:19:09,900 What's wrong? 1195 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:13,000 You've got to see what Frost did to my mom and dad. 1196 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,700 It's gonna be OK. 1197 01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:44,600 Yeah, and...? 1198 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:46,900 Elficers, I have him. 1199 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:50,200 Jack, this isn't funny. 1200 01:19:50,300 --> 01:19:52,400 Unfreeze the parents right now. 1201 01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:56,300 No way, Claus. I can't unfreeze them without unfreezing myself, 1202 01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:59,400 and that is something I'll never do. 1203 01:20:00,700 --> 01:20:02,300 Mother Nature, help me out. 1204 01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:04,900 - Can you thaw him out? - I'm sorry, Santa. 1205 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,600 Our powers don't work on legendary figures. 1206 01:20:07,700 --> 01:20:09,900 Isn't that a shame? 1207 01:20:29,100 --> 01:20:32,500 - What do you say, Luce? - Do you think it'll work? 1208 01:20:33,900 --> 01:20:36,500 The question is, do you? 1209 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,300 OK. 1210 01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:09,700 This is what you're all reduced to? 1211 01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:14,500 Sending a little girl in to save the day, are we? 1212 01:21:15,700 --> 01:21:19,000 What you gonna do, adorablise me? 1213 01:21:19,100 --> 01:21:21,300 Sweet me into submission? 1214 01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:23,400 Cute me to death? 1215 01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:27,100 Make me change my... way! 1216 01:21:28,100 --> 01:21:29,500 Hey. 1217 01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:31,700 I feel so strange. 1218 01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:36,600 It's so gushy inside. 1219 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:40,400 Do I smell suntan lotion? 1220 01:21:41,300 --> 01:21:43,100 I feel so tropical. 1221 01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:49,600 What's happening to me? 1222 01:21:49,700 --> 01:21:51,900 I'm warming your heart. 1223 01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:54,800 But they told me it couldn't be done. 1224 01:21:54,900 --> 01:21:58,200 But they didn't know about magical hugs. 1225 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,200 I think I like it. 1226 01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:29,200 Mom, Dad! 1227 01:22:29,300 --> 01:22:30,800 - Lucy! - Mom! Dad! 1228 01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:35,200 Group hug! 1229 01:22:43,100 --> 01:22:45,200 - Feel the love. - Yes. 1230 01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:24,200 - Oh, Scott. It's time. - Oh, about 10:00. 1231 01:23:24,300 --> 01:23:26,200 It's time to deliver the package. 1232 01:23:26,300 --> 01:23:27,800 No. Midnight, as usual. 1233 01:23:27,900 --> 01:23:29,900 No, it's time to deliver the package. 1234 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:37,500 - Yeah. - It's time to deliver the package! 1235 01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:40,000 Baby Claus is on the way! 1236 01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:54,800 And then the most magical thing of all 1237 01:23:54,900 --> 01:23:57,200 is that I got to deliver 1238 01:23:57,300 --> 01:24:00,300 just before Santa had to deliver. 1239 01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:03,700 Are you telling the stories again? 1240 01:24:03,800 --> 01:24:05,700 So cute! 1241 01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:10,200 Make sure you get to the part about Santa changing a mean diaper. 1242 01:24:13,100 --> 01:24:14,700 So who got to pick out the name? 1243 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:17,500 That was easy. We named him after his grandpa. 1244 01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:21,300 That's right. Say hello to Buddy Claus. 1245 01:24:22,900 --> 01:24:24,900 What's going on? 1246 01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:56,800 - Keep rolling. Don't cut. - Ready, boys? 1247 01:24:56,900 --> 01:24:58,900 - Ready? - Calm down. 1248 01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:02,000 We'll do it right, Marty. Mark! 1249 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:03,700 Marker. Action! 1250 01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:05,600 Do you like carrot juice? 1251 01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:08,700 Beta carotene gives me a buzz. 1252 01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:10,300 Honey! 1253 01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:13,600 - I'm built for speed and comfort. - Ohh. 1254 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:18,600 You... You weird me out. 1255 01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:21,900 Oh, God. 1256 01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:24,600 Look, I'm not gonna... evoke? 1257 01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:26,400 Invoke. 1258 01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:28,700 - Look, I'm not gonna evoke... - Invoke! 1259 01:25:28,900 --> 01:25:32,200 Easy! I'm not gonna invoke... 1260 01:25:46,900 --> 01:25:50,300 Frost. He turned the North Pole into an amusement park. 1261 01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:52,800 Why is that... Why is that funny? 1262 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:54,800 North Pole? 1263 01:25:56,300 --> 01:25:57,500 Is my fly down? 1264 01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:59,900 Frost. 1265 01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:05,700 Is my acting somehow humorous to you? 1266 01:26:10,700 --> 01:26:14,000 - Well, I'm Santa now. - Really? You don't look like Santa. 1267 01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:16,900 Well, I am... I'm sorry. 1268 01:26:16,900 --> 01:26:19,000 - That was good. - That was good. 1269 01:26:19,100 --> 01:26:22,200 All of a sudden Rosemary Clooney showed up. "Well, I am." 1270 01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:35,300 Mother Nature, can you thaw him out? 1271 01:26:36,300 --> 01:26:38,400 Can you thaw him... 1272 01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:45,500 - Tim! - What? 1273 01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:47,900 I was laughing 'cause it was in the scene. 1274 01:26:48,100 --> 01:26:50,800 - There's no laughing in the scene. - I was happy. 95622