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It's alive!
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� This is how I dance
when I'm not wearing underpants �
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� Nothing I like more than to dance,
and I'm not gonna wear no pants �
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� You can't make me... �
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J. K. Rowling.
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- Cor blimey, are you an angel?
- I am from the future.
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In 15 years' time you will be
a best-selling children's book author...
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whose net worth is more
than one billion American dollars.
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I had an idea about a boy wizard.
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No. Your books will be
about a magical raccoon.
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He has an afro,
his name is Squiggles...
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and he shoots pixie dust
out of his bunghole.
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Thank you.
I'll start right away.
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OK, little girl,
pick any pet you'd like.
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Thanks.
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What are you doing in here,
Mr. Kitty Cat?
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A space time vortex opened up
on my home planet, Thundera...
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and I suddenly found myself on Earth...
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where cats apparently
don't share the same rights as humans.
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You're so cute! I choose you.
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I can't wait for show and tell.
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� Vicky has cooties,
Vicky has cooties �
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Stop it, Billy.
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Vicky does not have cooties.
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Anyone else? Anyone else?
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Come on, I got nine lives
and a whole can of whoo-pass.
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Bad! Bad Mr. Kitty Cat!
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Fine, fine. I overreacted.
Sorry, everybody.
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Sorry, that one's on me.
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Please stop that.
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This is my new pet.
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His name is Mr. Kitty Cat,
and I got him at the pound.
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Actually, my name is Lion-o,
leader of the Thundercats.
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- I'm the chosen one.
- Lame.
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Come on, Vicky!
Aren't we still friends?
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- B-F-F.
- No.
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- Vicky!
- Go to hell!
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Don't worry, Lion-o.
We'll find you a home.
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Miss Prissy Pants,
stop fussing with your bow.
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This bow sucks!
And my name is Lion-o...
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Leader of the Thundercats,
sworn to...
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Oopsie,
grouchy kitties don't get any tuna.
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I better get some frickin' tuna.
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- Yes?
- Because your wife was a bitch?
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Because she was a bitch. Yes.
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There you go.
One shaved head.
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Great! Let's make the carpet
match the drapes.
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Margaret. Sarah.
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A pony! A pony! Yay, a pony!
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Only one of you gets the pony.
The other one gets a whipping.
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Now let's see those report cards.
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The British are coming!
The British are coming!
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A shortcut.
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Here, Clifford! Here, boy!
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No, Clifford, no!
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Bad dog, Clifford!
Bad dog!
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Clifford.
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You know I've never done
a neutering before?
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Just do your best.
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Now live from
the Shady Acres Nursing Home...
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the legendary
Evel Knievel's greatest stunt ever...
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only on Pay-Per-View.
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It's Moses! He's back.
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God has blessed me...
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with ten irrefutable
Commandments for living.
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Is there anything on there about
not pushing your religion on other people?
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- No.
- Didn't think so.
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Number one.
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He who smelt it, dealt it.
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What's so funny?
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Stop it. Stop laughing.
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Hey, Bj�rk, Bj�rk.
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Hey, Mork. Nanoo.
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Hey, dork.
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New York.
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Quark!
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Tour?
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Zork.
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Pork.
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A fork? Where the fork?
Need a fork.
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There a spork. Spork, spork.
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There the Orc!
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Orc!
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What kept you, honey?
Dinner's waiting.
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Get the hell off my back, woman!
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Can I get a moment of fucking peace?
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Yeah. Now just like that.
Now spank me and call me daddy.
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- Mein Kampf!
- Sieg heil!
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Achtung! Achtung!
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Hello?
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Douche.
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I walked into a door.
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Well, then, can I interest you
in our line of Nerf doors?
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What about stairs?
She's gonna need some Nerf stairs, too.
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Good morning. What are
we gonna do today, Corey Feldman?
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Same thing we do every day, Corey Haim.
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We save the world.
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Let's go start the day. Yeah!
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This just in.
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President Bush's daughters
are missing in action...
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after the helicopter carrying them
to a USO tour event...
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crashed in the Brazilian rain forest.
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The military released the following
videotape just prior to the crash.
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It is a party!
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My dad's the President.
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Miss Bush, please!
I can't see! Look out!
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Two presidential daughters.
That's one for each of us.
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Feld-dog, let's roll.
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- Coordinates are locked in.
- Let's punch it.
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Let's go, go, go, go!
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This is tight!
This is tight!
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And that's what would it be like
if we had the Corey van and the Corey jet.
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Listen to me.
We should have Corey rocket packs.
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Corey, I got an idea for you.
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How about a nice, tall glass
of shut the fuck up?
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Barkeep.
Nice frosty cola right here.
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Two straws, please.
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- We don't serve your kind here.
- Our kind?
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You mean Americans?
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No, I mean anyone
who's ever been on the cover...
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of a teen magazine
like Buff, Tiger Beat...
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Teen Beat,
Cosmo Girl, J-14...
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Boy, did you guys pick
the wrong two Coreys.
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Guys. Listen.
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We don't want any trouble
and I don't think you do, either, so...
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To the contrary,
trouble is what you now have...
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because we are giving it to you.
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Orientation of Sexual...
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Wait! Wait.
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Just wait a second.
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Now we're gonna tear it up.
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Lost Boys style.
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My ear!
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That wasn't...
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Gotcha!
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Thanks for helping us, douche...
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Screech.
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The location
of the Bush daughters is here.
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And now I must return
to my Muay Thai kickbox training.
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Why would you help us?
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Because I, too, am a former teen idol.
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No. Actually, you were more
like a second third banana...
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on a B-rated kids' show,
but hey, whatever you say.
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What the hell is this place?
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Is this the place?
Could this be the place?
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I'm going in either way, so...
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Love shack, baby!
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- Presidential babes.
- We're here to rescue you.
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- Rescue us?
- You can go straight to hell!
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Yeah, we're finally free!
Free to party!
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We're never going home.
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Look, Feld-dog, if we can't bring
them home, we can't be heroes.
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Well, Haim, looks like we've got
to rely on our one true skill.
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You're not talking about the thing
we do with our taints, are you?
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No, Corey. Acting.
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Though Corey Haim and Corey Feldman
couldn't be here today...
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I want to thank them
for bringing my precious daughters home.
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I hereby declare
that anyone who hates the Coreys...
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also hates America.
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Feld-dog, what happens
if they find the real Bush twins, man?
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Fat chance.
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Dad?
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Damn you to hell,
Corey Haim and Corey Feldman.
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My dad's the President.
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I'm gonna get you buried in oil...
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and then I'm gonna have
my daddy invade you!
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My dad will get you hurt.
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Yeah, how'd you like to have
your ass kicked by Halli Burton...
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or Halliblurton?
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Think, Jenna,
we're like old apples...
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tied up to a bag of shit.
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It's dark.
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All right, all right.
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I got to go to the bathroom.
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Eat my air!
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Look at me go!
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