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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,903 --> 00:00:04,872 [Clock Ticking] 2 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:16,850 [Voices Chattering] 3 00:00:40,575 --> 00:00:42,543 [Gunshot] 4 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,781 [Helicopter Blades Whirring] 5 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:52,649 [Man] Put your right hand over your heart. 6 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,812 Ready? Begin. 7 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:58,824 [Man, Group] I pledge allegiance to the flag... 8 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:03,260 of the United States of America. 9 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:05,832 [Man #2] The cries of pain. 10 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:08,595 The shattered lives... 11 00:01:08,703 --> 00:01:11,001 the devastation. 12 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:14,268 Maybe we as a people have gotten too used to the wars... 13 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:17,606 that we have seen in the movies. 14 00:01:17,712 --> 00:01:21,239 Because in this footage, it becomes terribly apparent... 15 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:23,510 that there is no triumphant music... 16 00:01:23,618 --> 00:01:25,779 there is no victorious hero. 17 00:01:25,887 --> 00:01:31,018 There is only the horrible reality of human suffering. 18 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:34,185 This war isn't glamorous or romantic. 19 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:37,594 It is rather a brutal reminder of the violence... 20 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:41,099 that man is capable of. 21 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:44,296 And it leaves little doubt in this reporter's mind... 22 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:48,205 that this war, and perhaps all war... 23 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:51,210 is undeniably [Voice Deepens] evil. 24 00:01:54,849 --> 00:01:57,283 [Phone Rings] 25 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,552 [Phone Rings] 26 00:02:02,657 --> 00:02:05,148 [Man] Take this down. That's a girl. 27 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,989 I split it in half, so there's one for tomorrow. 28 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:10,495 - [Ringing Continues] - That's a girl. 29 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,230 [Ringing Continues] 30 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:18,669 When California Governor Ronald Reagan was asked today... 31 00:02:18,773 --> 00:02:21,693 about his opposition to the proposed expansion of Redwood National Park... 32 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:24,802 - [Ringing Continues] - his response was- and I quote- 33 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:29,815 "A tree is a tree. How many more do you need to look at?'" 34 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:33,045 - [Ringing Continues] - [Reporter #2] In other news, censorship- 35 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:37,317 Hello. Yeah, okay. 36 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:39,689 Look, look, I 'm on the way. I 'm on the bloody way! 37 00:02:39,794 --> 00:02:42,695 Come on, son. We gotta go. Come on. 38 00:02:44,899 --> 00:02:47,493 [Door Opens, Closes] 39 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,757 [Man Shouting] No more logging! 40 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,762 Go home, murderers! You're all murderers! 41 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:20,129 Get out of here! This land isn't yours! 42 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:22,532 No more logging! No more! 43 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:26,163 You're murderers, all of you! Don't deny it! You're killin' trees! 44 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:27,377 What do we got here, Burt? 45 00:03:27,402 --> 00:03:30,290 They just keep coming back. How are we supposed to do our job? 46 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:33,677 - [Protestors Shouting] - We're gonna have to go through 'em. 47 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:35,612 All right, you heard him. 48 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,877 - Let's do it. - [Engine Starts] 49 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:40,010 You're all murderers! 50 00:03:44,859 --> 00:03:49,023 Do you know why we fall these trees? To build houses. 51 00:03:49,130 --> 00:03:50,025 Houses for families. 52 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:52,419 I don't give a damn about you or your families. 53 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:57,335 Look, my wife is sick. She needs medication. 54 00:03:57,438 --> 00:04:00,930 And if she doesn't get it, she's gonna die. 55 00:04:01,042 --> 00:04:05,172 And you're making it impossible for a man to do an honest day's work. 56 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:08,248 If your wife has to die to save these trees... 57 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:10,249 so be it. 58 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:12,819 You- 59 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,354 Who's gonna save you? 60 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:20,489 [Groans] You son of a bitch! 61 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,926 You okay? You okay? 62 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:26,932 - [Siren Wailing] - Yeah. I- 63 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:30,367 - [Gun Cocks] - [Woman] He's got a gun! 64 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,939 [Policeman] Hold on! Hold it right there! 65 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,531 Everybody just calm down. Let me take that. 66 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:37,372 - Come on. Come on. - He hit me first. 67 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,969 - He started it! - You're gonna go with me. 68 00:04:40,081 --> 00:04:43,346 - Goddamn it! Can't a man work anymore? - I gotta run you in. 69 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,544 - Daddy! - It's all right, lad. It'll be all right. 70 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:49,487 We're gonna stay here until we get the petition to save these trees! 71 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:52,855 Yeah? And what is that petition made out of? Paper, you moron! 72 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:56,623 - Paper from trees! - Not from trees... 73 00:04:56,730 --> 00:05:00,291 that were around before the birth of Christ! 74 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:03,131 [Chainsaw Revving] 75 00:05:03,237 --> 00:05:05,364 No! [Screaming] 76 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:07,532 [Chainsaw Cutting] 77 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,700 No! No! 78 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:15,543 [Gurgling] 79 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,378 - [Sobbing] - No! No! 80 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:26,190 No! Let him go! I'll kill every one of ya! 81 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:30,252 I swear to God, I'll kill every last one of ya! 82 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:32,355 Dad! 83 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:34,730 [High-pitched Screaming] 84 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:40,740 [Helicopter Blades Whirring] 85 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:18,936 [Man] - And the home of the free - 86 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,207 - - Brave - - [Gasps] 87 00:06:21,315 --> 00:06:23,579 Mmm. Creamy goodness. 88 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:26,551 Should he be driving? 89 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:29,452 No. I'll drive. 90 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:32,720 It's the drugs that hold Joey together. 91 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,454 - Right, burly man? - Oh, yeah. 92 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:41,234 - Here. - No, thanks. 93 00:06:46,207 --> 00:06:49,938 [Woman] Sam, see the nest up there at the top of that tree? 94 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:52,502 [Sam] Oh, yeah. 95 00:06:52,527 --> 00:06:55,197 That's the nest of an American bald eagle. 96 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:58,877 Hey, Captain. Hard to starboard. I need to take a bio break. 97 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:02,114 - [Woman] Me too. - [Joey] Aye, aye, mates. 98 00:07:02,223 --> 00:07:05,852 - Here you go. One-stop shopping. - Ew. Come on, dude. 99 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,010 It's dripping! 100 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:10,182 Ivan, you man the cannon. Samantha steadies the aim. 101 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,494 - Joey, look out! - [Growls] 102 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,468 [All Screaming] 103 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,705 [Chuckles] Whoa. 104 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:25,344 - What the fuck was that? - I think it was a dog. 105 00:07:25,446 --> 00:07:28,609 - Really? I hate dogs. - How could you hate dogs? 106 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:30,616 It's probably gone now. 107 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:33,551 Ladies' room to the right, big boy. 108 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:36,418 - Jack, come with me. - Sorry, babe. I'm afraid of dogs too. 109 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:38,718 Oh, you're such a chicken shit! 110 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,371 [Cell Phone Vibrating] 111 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:06,010 - Someone's giving you a hummer. - What? 112 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,554 Your phone. Who's calling? 113 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:11,648 - [Cell Phone Vibrating] - Uh, nobody. 114 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:15,160 - [Phone Beeps Off] - Are you hanging in there? 115 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:20,427 Yeah, I guess. As long as Jimmy's not around, I'm fine. 116 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:23,662 Hey, this is gonna be great for you. 117 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,897 Yo, guys. Watch out for booby traps. 118 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,498 - Watch out for what? - Booby traps. 119 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,510 - [Vehicle Approaching] - What? Where? 120 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,603 - What fuckin' booby- - [Glass Shattering] 121 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,944 [Samantha Screaming] 122 00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:38,416 I've been hit! 123 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,851 [Joey] Dude, you all right? 124 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:41,938 [Man] Ow, fuck! 125 00:08:41,963 --> 00:08:44,914 Let me see. I gotta make sure there's no glass in it. 126 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:47,358 Who the fuck were those guys? 127 00:08:47,461 --> 00:08:49,691 I don't know, but we gotta be careful out here, man. 128 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:52,732 The pot farmers catch us in their shit, they'll chop our balls off... 129 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,063 and use 'em as fertilizer for their crops. 130 00:08:55,169 --> 00:08:58,696 Sounds like the perfect spot for an outdoor music festival. 131 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:01,070 Ow! Jesus Christ, Samantha! 132 00:09:01,175 --> 00:09:03,370 I didn't mean to. 133 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:06,605 - I didn't mean to. - It hurts. 134 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,711 I could sew that shit up for you, if you want. 135 00:09:08,736 --> 00:09:09,400 What? 136 00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:12,680 I have some needle and thread in here. 137 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:16,586 Just run a lighter over it. It's all clean. 138 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:20,148 - No, thanks, man. - [Jack] Do it, pussy! 139 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,928 - That shit will be sick. - [Woman] That shit's nasty. 140 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,506 - That shit will be sick. - [Woman] That shit's nasty. 141 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:26,294 - Do it. - I'll do it. 142 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,300 [Joey] Rambo style. 143 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,632 You're bleeding and it's really deep. 144 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:34,299 We need to get some disinfectant. 145 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,433 Go get me some of that whiskey. 146 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:38,443 Yes. Rambo. 147 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:41,309 [Chanting] Rambo! Rambo! Rambo! 148 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:44,646 [Woman Laughing] Who's Rambo? 149 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:48,779 Okay. Do it. 150 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:51,414 - [Gasps] - Whoa! 151 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:57,857 I'm Rambo. I am Rambo. 152 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:07,338 [Screaming] 153 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,966 Ah, fuck! 154 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:18,046 I can't watch, man. I feel light-headed. 155 00:10:18,152 --> 00:10:20,677 - [Screaming] - Yes! 156 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,414 [President Bush] My fellow Americans... 157 00:10:23,524 --> 00:10:27,290 major combat operations in Iraq have ended. 158 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,294 And the battle of Iraq- 159 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:33,025 You know, he's not just the greatest American president... 160 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,101 he's just- 161 00:10:36,537 --> 00:10:38,505 Wow. 162 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,801 [All Laughing, Chattering] 163 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,901 - Asshole tried to piss on my head. - It's sterile. 164 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,105 Yeah, thanks. I'll get some medicine. 165 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:50,479 - Pee-pee party. - You want to get high? 166 00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:52,552 - Yo. - Oh. 167 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:06,591 What's wrong with her? She seems kind of damaged. 168 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,600 - Who, Sam? - Yeah. 169 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:12,138 - She's going through some shit right now. - Like what? 170 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,867 - Ivan didn't tell you guys? - No. 171 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,375 She wasn't always so tweaky. 172 00:11:17,478 --> 00:11:20,606 She just got out of a really fucked-up relationship. 173 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:24,980 Oh, my God. This ecstasy is really strong. 174 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:30,820 You're candy flipping. We took "X" and acid. 175 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,624 Acid too? 176 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:38,664 You know that liquid stuff that we put on our tongues? 177 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:40,960 That wasn't mouthwash. 178 00:11:42,603 --> 00:11:46,232 [Laughing] 179 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,465 [Woman Narrating] Jimmy was her old boyfriend. 180 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:05,253 A rich, spoiled brat who couldn't handle being dumped. 181 00:12:05,359 --> 00:12:08,209 And apparently he wasn't used to not getting his own way. 182 00:12:08,234 --> 00:12:09,234 Samantha! 183 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,558 Jimmy? What are you doing here? 184 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,831 - Jimmy, please. - Excuse us. 185 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,907 Jimmy. 186 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,704 - Are you fucked up? Are you fucked up? - No. No! 187 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:28,508 - Did you give her shit? - Fuck off, Jimmy! 188 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:31,413 You don't tell me to fuck off, pig. 189 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,918 What did I tell you, Samantha? What did I tell you? 190 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,955 This cunt is bad news! 191 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,253 - Fuck you, asshole! - [Samantha] Why are you so angry? 192 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,760 Why am I so angry? Why am I so angry? 193 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,831 [Gasping, Grunts] 194 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:49,130 [Woman Narrating] Sam had never tripped before. So when Jimmy flipped out, she lost it. 195 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:52,228 I ask you to stay. You fuckin' leave. 196 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,864 I don't get it. I fuckin' love you! 197 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:58,467 - I love you, Samantha. - No. 198 00:12:58,579 --> 00:13:00,706 You're making a fool of yourself. 199 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,975 You don't love me. 200 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:11,289 - Help! - Drugs are killing this fucking nation! 201 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,383 - Somebody help! - Destroying your brain. 202 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,485 Frying out! 203 00:13:16,597 --> 00:13:18,656 I fucking love you! [Growls] 204 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,926 [Screaming] 205 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:27,840 [Cell Phone Vibrating] 206 00:13:34,615 --> 00:13:37,914 [Beeping] 207 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,515 - [Items Clattering] - Shit. 208 00:13:42,623 --> 00:13:44,557 You break it, you buy it. 209 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,861 Jodie Foster was great in that. 210 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:54,195 Jodie Foster wasn't in that one. Linda Blair was in The Exorcist. 211 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,668 Yeah, The Exorcist. The priest. And the possessed demon was Regan. 212 00:13:57,771 --> 00:14:00,934 Yeah, but it wasn't President Reagan. 213 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,872 I could see how you could get it confused. 214 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:05,103 - [Laughing] - Hey, beer. 215 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,113 - It has to last. - [Woman] Hey, where's Sam? 216 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:12,015 - She's inside. - Go get her. Chop, chop. 217 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,781 - Chop, chop. - All right. 218 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,413 - You heard him, man. It has to last. - All right. 219 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,355 Sam? 220 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,359 Easy, tiger. 221 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:24,328 - [Vehicle Approaching] - Whoa, dude. 222 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,922 Yo, man, that's the truck! That's the truck from- 223 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,798 Come on. Let's go. 224 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,565 - You sure are cranky. - [Man] You keep talkin' shit. 225 00:14:32,673 --> 00:14:35,403 The rednecks just pulled up in the truck. 226 00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:37,534 - What? - The dude who threw the bottle at ya. 227 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,772 What's the matter with you, dude? You got something stuck in your vagina? 228 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,781 Yeah, your mama's dick. 229 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,443 - What the hell is that supposed to mean? - I don't fucking know. 230 00:14:54,795 --> 00:14:57,025 Good morning, Spike. Coffee- 231 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,030 I wanna fucking kill these guys, man. 232 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,963 You might not wanna do that, bro. 233 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,716 There's three of us, there's three of them. 234 00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:03,913 I'm a lover, not a fighter. 235 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:06,269 Plus, it's a well-known fact that rednecks love their guns. 236 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:09,769 That's the motherfucker I hit with the bottle. 237 00:15:09,794 --> 00:15:10,925 [Chuckles] 238 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,275 - Don't be a pussy. - I enjoy being a pussy. 239 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,314 - We should just leave. - Yes. 240 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,010 Hey, you toothless, redneck pig fuckers, you want some trouble? 241 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,349 Huh? 242 00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:24,856 'Cause my buddy here was just wonderin'. 243 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,323 [Man] Who? 244 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:34,597 This-[Chuckles] This John Lennon-lookin' fella here? 245 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,363 He wants to fight? 246 00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:41,373 - Thanks a lot, Joey. - No problem. Bust a Jihad on his ass! 247 00:15:41,475 --> 00:15:44,535 - Shh. - Ivan. 248 00:15:45,846 --> 00:15:49,111 - Whoa. - What's going on? 249 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,548 Tell these guys we don't want any trouble. 250 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,416 But your boyfriend here is looking for trouble. 251 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,297 What do you expect? 252 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,949 - You threw a bottle. - Hey, I thought that you deadheads... 253 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,958 believed in flower power and shit. 254 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,460 Yeah, make love, not war. 255 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:07,192 Come on now. Just turn your scrawny ass around and snuggle up to Yoko there... 256 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,736 - before you collect yourself a U.S.D.A. - choice ass whoopin'. 257 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,362 - Stupid motherfuckers. Bring it on. - You asked for it. 258 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:17,000 Oh! Not the knife, Muff. 259 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,404 Let's make us some veggie burgers. 260 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,982 Whoa! 261 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:28,248 - [Joey] Kick his ass! - I'll kick your ass, bitch! 262 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:32,723 [Groans] 263 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:36,091 Come on, baby. Let's kiss and make up. 264 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,925 [Samantha] Get off me! 265 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,829 [Man] Jesus, Muff. Settle down. Shit. 266 00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:42,993 - [Joey] Holy shit. - [Screaming] 267 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,333 [All Gasping] 268 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,400 [Joey] What a pussy! 269 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,672 - [Panting] - Thank you. 270 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,510 Thank you, sir. 271 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,676 [Truck Driving Away] 272 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:09,389 [Vibrating] 273 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,927 [Jimmy] Hello? Hello? 274 00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:18,228 Samantha? 275 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,806 Samantha! 276 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:24,934 I know you're there. I know you're there! Talk to me. Samantha- 277 00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:33,142 I can't believe you'd fucking do this to me. You're such a bitch. 278 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,813 - You are such a fucking bitch! - [Woman] Gus? 279 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,891 Goddamn it, Gus. Get your ass out back... 280 00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:43,292 and finish cleaning those grease traps before those mangy dogs get at 'em. 281 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:47,332 - I fucking love violence! - Shit, girl. Now I need another hit. 282 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:52,201 Goddamn! Ivan, your girlfriend is badass! You know what I'm saying? 283 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,967 [Joey] See that shit? She got Clubber Lang on his ass. 284 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,635 - Who? - Mr. T. Clubber Lang? 285 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,611 - Rocky? - I pity the fool who don't know me. 286 00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:04,241 - I didn't know you had that in you. - [Joey] You don't know shit. 287 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:08,947 I don't know why I stick it to you, 'cause you don't know shit. 288 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,387 Because I'm fine! That's why. 289 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:36,313 Gentlemen, there's a saying: 290 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,884 "Rome wasn't built in a day." 291 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,044 I got a little saying of my own: 292 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:44,590 Fuck Rome. This is America! 293 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,556 We can do whatever we please. 294 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:48,855 Some of you look a little worried. Don't be. 295 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,328 We'll be out of here first thing Monday... 296 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:55,663 and your precious little forest won't be any the worse for wear. 297 00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:58,966 Well, Mr. Baker, yours is certainly an impressive enterprise. 298 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,867 Please call me Frank. 299 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:09,108 Well, it's just that... there's a couple of concerns regarding, uh- 300 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:12,480 What, gate receipts, profit sharing? 301 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,678 Fatalities. 302 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,858 Didn't some people die at your festival last year? 303 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:23,327 I don't believe we've had the pleasure. 304 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:27,127 Well, Mr. Baker, I'd like to introduce you to... 305 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:31,761 Officer Buzz Hall, the town of Carlyle's de facto peacekeeper. 306 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,771 [Baker] De facto? 307 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,569 [Man] Our current fiscal crisis doesn't allow for much of a staff. 308 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:40,237 Well, then you are specifically Carlyle's finest. 309 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,508 Well, yes, he and Deputy Cooper. 310 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:46,051 Plus, there's a very strong park ranger's force to help out with traffic. 311 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,450 Fan-fucking-tastic. 312 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:51,353 There are still some concerns however. Buzz? 313 00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:55,360 As I recall... 314 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:59,125 someone, uh, on drugs was trampled at your festival last year... 315 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,700 when they couldn't get to an exit. 316 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:05,897 A tragedy. But I beefed up security this year. 317 00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:08,736 I heard they're the ones that did the trampling. 318 00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:13,472 Well, then I can consider us lucky to have you and yours to keep us safe this year. 319 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,381 De factoly speaking, of course. 320 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,556 What about the girl? 321 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,758 - What girl? - The one who disappeared. 322 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,597 [Screaming] 323 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:40,571 Buzz, you know how many kids go runnin' off... 324 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,699 to follow the Grateful Dead and whatnot. 325 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,506 - [Man] Jerry's dead. - What? 326 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:51,243 Jerry Garcia is dead. The Grateful Dead's no more. 327 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,251 She could have run off with some other jam band. 328 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:56,447 Yeah. She could be, uh, following the Phish. 329 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:59,320 Yeah, Phish broke up too. 330 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:02,156 Well, it concerned the folks in Humboldt enough to shut you down. 331 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,856 That's why you're here in Carlyle, isn't it, Frank? 332 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,591 [Chuckles] 333 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,634 - Buzz, can I have a word? - Sure. 334 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,670 - How ya doing, son? - Been better, been worse. 335 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,740 Uh-huh. Well, I know it. I do. 336 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:18,902 And I also know that this festival's got your judgment a little clouded. 337 00:21:19,012 --> 00:21:21,572 My judgment? 338 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,512 Now look-see. 339 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,880 What do you see? I'll tell you what I see. 340 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,351 I see jobs, son. 341 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,356 And that's just the shot in the arm this little lumber town needs. 342 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,484 Not all shots are good for you, Mayor. 343 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:40,396 Buzz, I need to know something. Can I count on you to help pull this off? 344 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,094 You can count on me to do my job. 345 00:21:43,203 --> 00:21:47,037 Just like I did yesterday and just like I'll do tomorrow. 346 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,574 Is that a regulation length mustache, Buzz? 347 00:22:13,867 --> 00:22:15,767 [Joey Chuckling] 348 00:22:15,869 --> 00:22:17,769 Welcome to Free Love Festival... 349 00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:21,238 where America's best and brightest come to celebrate- 350 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,240 Freedom? 351 00:22:22,265 --> 00:22:24,960 Yes, freedom to do drugs-lots of fuckin' drugs! 352 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,911 - Yes! - [Jack] Speaking of which... 353 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,915 we have coke, we got speed... 354 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:34,145 we got a decent amount of the purple hydro, buddy. 355 00:22:34,254 --> 00:22:37,223 And we got some of these pills Jade took from her mom's pocketbook. 356 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:38,139 [Cheering] 357 00:22:38,164 --> 00:22:40,612 Beer in the back. And what do we got up there? 358 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,059 Looks like about a half a sheet of acid left. 359 00:22:43,163 --> 00:22:45,961 - That's it? - You don't think that's enough? 360 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:50,126 Well, you see, Samantha, we are professional drug takers. 361 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,636 [Jack] Yeah, don't try this at home. 362 00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:54,832 Sam, don't worry. It's not just about drugs. 363 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:56,966 The Free Love Festival is a really great concert... 364 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:59,601 where peace-conscious people gather and talk about... 365 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:02,044 all the shit this government's trying to pull, you know. 366 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,775 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 367 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,783 She's talkin' about George W. Going into Iraq... 368 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,319 and sucking the cocks of all the corporate interests. 369 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:09,286 Thank you. 370 00:23:09,311 --> 00:23:11,903 Shut the fuck up. George Bush is the greatest. 371 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:14,585 - [Groans] - The man's got balls. 372 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:16,594 Big Texas-size balls. 373 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:19,642 Probably the first man in history to ever tell the whole world, "Fuck you." 374 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:22,328 I could do what I want, and there ain't shit you can do about it." 375 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:25,131 George Bush is like the worst president this country's ever had. 376 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:26,120 Yeah. 377 00:23:26,145 --> 00:23:28,789 You're just saying that 'cause George Bush hates black people. 378 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:32,003 [Laughing] You're absolutely right. 379 00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:35,075 - Whoa! What's that noise? - [Creaking] 380 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:38,480 [Engine Backfiring] 381 00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:45,124 - Ah, shit. - [Sighs] 382 00:23:45,225 --> 00:23:47,785 - [Jack] What the hell! - [Samantha] You okay? 383 00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:49,862 Jesus Christ! 384 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:54,533 [Jack] Dude, there's a fuckin' tree in the road. 385 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,625 - [Man] Get outta here! - [All Gasp] 386 00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:59,217 You're not wanted here! This is the last time 387 00:23:59,242 --> 00:24:01,561 I'm gonna warn you commie, pinko bastards. 388 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,802 [Chuckles] 389 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,140 [Woman] Joey, don't go near him. 390 00:24:06,246 --> 00:24:09,272 I'm not. It's the paper towel lumberjack guy. 391 00:24:09,382 --> 00:24:13,045 Hold it, hold it. Hold it right there, Dylan Riggs. Jesus. 392 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:16,246 - Holding on. Roger that. - Step back, please, please. 393 00:24:16,356 --> 00:24:18,517 [Samantha] This maniac just tried to kill us. 394 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,492 Dylan, what is your problem? You could have crushed these kids. 395 00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:25,963 They're my problem- you and these rainbows. 396 00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:29,125 This ain't their goddamn forest. Goddamn it! 397 00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:32,068 It's not your forest either. You know, I could haul your ass in... 398 00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:35,140 for felling this tree, you crazy S.O.B. 399 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:39,644 This tree was tagged by the power company on account of it's infested with beetles. 400 00:24:39,746 --> 00:24:43,011 And I am subcontracted to take it out. 401 00:24:43,116 --> 00:24:45,107 Funny. You picked today to do it, huh? 402 00:24:45,218 --> 00:24:48,745 Get this tree outta here. Clear it before I remove you. 403 00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:53,315 [Sighs] All right, first of all, is anybody hurt? 404 00:24:53,426 --> 00:24:55,986 We're fine. But you're just gonna let him go? 405 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,586 What kind of backwards fuckin' town is this? 406 00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:00,962 This is my town, son, okay? 407 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:03,245 And I'd appreciate it if it were treated with a little more respect... 408 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:05,948 from those that live here and from those that are just passing through. 409 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:09,931 Sir, will you spank me? My father never spanked me. 410 00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:12,238 I'm in desperate need of discipline. 411 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:16,213 You think it's a joke? Every year, four or five of you kids get killed up here... 412 00:25:16,316 --> 00:25:19,945 driving yourselves into redwoods or get paralyzed sucking on nitrous... 413 00:25:20,053 --> 00:25:22,851 or blow yourselves up cooking meth. 414 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:25,014 You think you're invincible. 415 00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:27,092 You're not. 416 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:30,128 [Jack] Sir, I'm sorry to make your job more difficult. 417 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:34,563 I was wondering if Methuselah could direct us to the nearest paddy wagon. 418 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,635 [Humming Irish Folk Tune] 419 00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:40,263 We'll see what kind of a goddamn jig you can do without your fuckin' legs! 420 00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:43,865 [Buzz] All right, why don't you guys get outta here now. 421 00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:46,912 Or do I gotta search that van and see what kind of trail mix you got hiding in there? 422 00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:48,223 Or do I gotta search that van and see what kind of trail mix you got hiding in there? 423 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,215 Would you like that? 424 00:25:52,352 --> 00:25:54,616 [Doors Closing] 425 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:57,121 Local problems? 426 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,123 [Mayor] Nothing we can't handle. 427 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,674 You just take care of your end of things, Mr. Baker. 428 00:26:01,699 --> 00:26:02,699 Oh, I will. 429 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,733 - Mr. Mayor. - Call me Hal. 430 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:12,794 Hal, that's a beautiful pin you got there. How do I get one? 431 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:15,465 You earn it, Frank. 432 00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:23,915 [Van Engine Starting] 433 00:26:30,656 --> 00:26:32,920 It's gonna be an interesting weekend. 434 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:38,192 That water felt so good. 435 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:41,733 Mmm, water's good. 436 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:44,860 I think I'm gonna go pick some mushrooms. You wanna come? 437 00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:47,439 No, I think I'm gonna go lay down for a little bit. 438 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:49,906 Okay. 439 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:52,273 - I won't be long. Okay. - Okay. 440 00:26:58,418 --> 00:27:02,149 Hey, Mr. Rabbit. Come here, little guy. 441 00:27:02,255 --> 00:27:05,452 Mr. Rabbit, come here. Come here, buddy. 442 00:27:05,558 --> 00:27:07,526 What is this place? 443 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:10,528 It used to be an old logging tunnel... 444 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,608 before these radical environmental hippies blew it up. 445 00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:15,328 When they were building this place... 446 00:27:15,435 --> 00:27:18,563 apparently 200 Chinese workers died when they hit a gas pocket. 447 00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:22,539 And they buried 'em in a mass grave right over there. 448 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:25,805 [Imitating Rock Band] 449 00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:28,142 [Laughing] 450 00:27:29,515 --> 00:27:31,574 Mr. Rabbit? 451 00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:38,151 Don't worry, Mr. Rabbit. Nobody's gonna hurt you. 452 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:43,556 Who's that? Is that you, Mr. Rabbit? 453 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:46,530 Ooh, chantrelles. 454 00:27:46,632 --> 00:27:50,500 [Screaming] 455 00:27:50,871 --> 00:27:53,101 Ivan, look. 456 00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:55,767 [Jack] Whoa. 457 00:27:55,876 --> 00:27:58,709 It's old Deuteronomy. 458 00:27:58,812 --> 00:28:00,609 He's got a pimpin' fur coat, though. 459 00:28:00,714 --> 00:28:04,912 - [Joey] Pretty sweet. - Where's your hooptie ride? 460 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:07,816 We didn't mean to disturb you. 461 00:28:07,921 --> 00:28:12,255 I'm not disturbed. This is not my forest. 462 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:17,058 You like some old-school hippie, like, nature's for everybody and nobody owns it? 463 00:28:17,164 --> 00:28:18,961 Yeah, you could say that. 464 00:28:19,066 --> 00:28:22,399 But you better be careful if you go out in these woods. 465 00:28:22,503 --> 00:28:24,903 You never know what you're gonna find. 466 00:28:25,005 --> 00:28:28,634 - You mean, like, Bigfoot? - No, he's not dangerous. 467 00:28:28,742 --> 00:28:33,702 It's the traps the weed growers set is what you better watch out for. 468 00:28:33,814 --> 00:28:36,647 I told you motherfuckers. 469 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:39,981 - Knowledge. - It's true. 470 00:28:40,087 --> 00:28:42,112 People disappear all the time out here. 471 00:28:44,558 --> 00:28:47,789 - What do you mean? Why? - Because of the weed. 472 00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:51,763 Locals don't like anyone fucking with their stash. 473 00:28:54,535 --> 00:28:57,129 Hey, check it out! 474 00:28:58,772 --> 00:29:00,501 Hello! 475 00:29:00,607 --> 00:29:03,474 Come on down. We're having an orgy. 476 00:29:03,577 --> 00:29:07,411 - Bring beers. - Dude, it's those redneck fuck holes! 477 00:29:07,514 --> 00:29:10,244 - Ow! - Ow! 478 00:29:10,350 --> 00:29:13,979 - Whoa! Whoa! Duck and cover! - Assholes! 479 00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:16,351 - [Joey] Go, go, go! - Shit! 480 00:29:16,456 --> 00:29:19,186 Tuck and roll if necessary! 481 00:29:31,705 --> 00:29:35,300 Hey, dog. Come back here, man. 482 00:29:41,481 --> 00:29:43,449 Worthless mutt! 483 00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:51,624 I thought I told you hippies to stay out of the forest. 484 00:29:56,396 --> 00:29:58,296 [Whistles] 485 00:30:11,244 --> 00:30:11,511 [Crickets Chirping] 486 00:30:11,512 --> 00:30:14,105 [Crickets Chirping] 487 00:30:14,214 --> 00:30:16,182 [Animal Howling] 488 00:30:22,122 --> 00:30:24,249 - [Jack] Go, go, go, go, go, go! - [All Laughing] 489 00:30:24,358 --> 00:30:27,225 Hey, don't bogart all the coke, my friends. 490 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:30,125 - I was kind of talking. - You're always talkin'. 491 00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:33,666 I was saying how happy I was that everyone came out here. 492 00:30:33,767 --> 00:30:35,731 I know things started off a little weird, but 493 00:30:35,756 --> 00:30:37,591 I think this trip's gonna be a lot of fun. 494 00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:39,662 - Amen to that. - Yeah. 495 00:30:39,773 --> 00:30:41,680 Know what I think would be fun? If someone finds 496 00:30:41,705 --> 00:30:43,353 that pot field that guy was talking about. 497 00:30:43,377 --> 00:30:44,017 Oh, yeah. 498 00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:46,022 It's the lucid moments that cut through the haze... 499 00:30:46,046 --> 00:30:48,571 that make bringing Joey along worthwhile. 500 00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:50,684 I'm just glad that cop didn't find my coke. 501 00:30:50,709 --> 00:30:52,938 I don't know what I would have done without it. 502 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:56,183 Probably speed. Anything to keep you from eating. 503 00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:58,249 - She's on the cokehead diet. - Go fuck yourself! 504 00:30:58,325 --> 00:31:01,351 - [Jack] Baby. - [Joey] I would if I could. 505 00:31:01,461 --> 00:31:03,588 - I'd fuck myself every day silly. - I bet you would. 506 00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:05,597 You're nuts, Joey. 507 00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:08,611 Before you were talking about booby traps, and now you wanna go into the weed fields? 508 00:31:08,635 --> 00:31:10,535 I can get through 'em, sir. 509 00:31:10,637 --> 00:31:13,071 I mean, bobbing and weaving like stealth bomber style. 510 00:31:13,173 --> 00:31:15,733 Bobbing, weaving, tucking, rolling. 511 00:31:17,044 --> 00:31:20,411 Necessary. Necessary tuck and roll. 512 00:31:20,514 --> 00:31:22,482 - Samantha? - No, thanks. 513 00:31:22,582 --> 00:31:25,608 - Just being polite. "I" man? - No, I'm good. 514 00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:28,950 Okay, more for me. 515 00:31:29,056 --> 00:31:31,388 - You've had enough! - There's never enough! Back up. 516 00:31:31,491 --> 00:31:33,891 [Joey] Come on. 517 00:31:33,994 --> 00:31:37,794 - [Laughing] - Honey- 518 00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:42,427 [Laughing] 519 00:31:42,536 --> 00:31:46,996 [Joey] With that last toot, I'm gonna go draw up some plans to find that wild ganja. 520 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:49,803 - Jah, "Rastafaria." - [Laughing] 521 00:31:54,381 --> 00:31:57,908 You tired? You wanna go to sleep? 522 00:31:58,018 --> 00:32:00,009 You could have had some if you wanted. 523 00:32:02,489 --> 00:32:04,957 I want some of you. 524 00:32:08,228 --> 00:32:11,629 [Jack Howling, Crowing] 525 00:32:11,732 --> 00:32:14,963 [Woman] Give me some of that. 526 00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:17,866 I hope it doesn't get too overwhelming. 527 00:32:17,971 --> 00:32:20,667 All those people wasted. It sounds like it could be a nightmare. 528 00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:23,709 You gotta stop worrying, Sam. 529 00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:27,439 You're just scared 'cause of that bad trip you had with Jimmy. 530 00:32:27,547 --> 00:32:29,174 [Distorted Voice Shouting] 531 00:32:30,317 --> 00:32:34,481 Don't be scared. Don't be a scaredy cat. 532 00:32:34,588 --> 00:32:37,352 [Laughing] 533 00:32:37,457 --> 00:32:42,417 Anyway, you'll be straight, and I won't do anything too mind-altering. 534 00:32:42,529 --> 00:32:45,623 I'll, like, smoke a little weed... 535 00:32:45,732 --> 00:32:48,963 have a couple beers, and that's it. 536 00:32:49,069 --> 00:32:52,038 - All right? - Really? 537 00:32:52,139 --> 00:32:54,505 I promise. 538 00:32:56,610 --> 00:33:00,171 I got a surprise for you. Be right back. 539 00:33:14,094 --> 00:33:16,528 - [Strumming Guitar] - - Sam - 540 00:33:17,631 --> 00:33:20,395 - Was her name - 541 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:23,867 - And for only one brief moment - 542 00:33:23,970 --> 00:33:29,135 - She fell into my lap- 543 00:33:29,242 --> 00:33:33,804 - Seems she had everything I wanted- 544 00:33:33,914 --> 00:33:36,246 - In a girl- 545 00:33:36,349 --> 00:33:41,013 - She paints her nails like my guitar - 546 00:33:41,121 --> 00:33:45,956 - She played it and that was the start - 547 00:33:46,059 --> 00:33:50,723 - She danced like a wicked angel - 548 00:33:50,831 --> 00:33:55,825 - She danced to the beat of my heart - 549 00:33:55,936 --> 00:33:58,427 - Whoa, oh-oh - 550 00:33:58,538 --> 00:34:00,733 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa - 551 00:34:00,841 --> 00:34:04,937 [Humming] 552 00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:17,747 - She told me you have pretty eyes - 553 00:34:17,858 --> 00:34:22,693 - And I told her your eyes were what I first noticed - 554 00:34:22,796 --> 00:34:27,358 - -Then she said that's so cheesy - - [Laughing] 555 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:32,234 - I told her it can't be all that cheesy - [Chuckles] 556 00:34:32,339 --> 00:34:34,239 - If it's true- 557 00:34:34,341 --> 00:34:37,708 - She didn't like my music- 558 00:34:37,811 --> 00:34:39,472 [Fades] 559 00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:48,353 [Gasps] 560 00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:53,650 Ivan! Ivan. 561 00:35:29,763 --> 00:35:31,924 - [Footsteps] - Get away from me! 562 00:35:32,032 --> 00:35:34,830 Damn. I'm just getting some crunchies. 563 00:35:38,705 --> 00:35:40,639 Did you see anybody strange around? 564 00:35:43,777 --> 00:35:46,541 Yeah, there's weirdos all over the place. 565 00:35:57,791 --> 00:36:00,385 - He said he'd come right back. - How long's he been gone? 566 00:36:00,493 --> 00:36:02,552 - Since yesterday around 3:00. - Excuse me. 567 00:36:02,662 --> 00:36:05,426 Hold on. Well, if he's still missing by the time the show's over... 568 00:36:05,532 --> 00:36:07,432 I'll send someone out to look for him. 569 00:36:07,534 --> 00:36:10,094 My boyfriend's lost in the woods and he won't even do anything! 570 00:36:10,203 --> 00:36:12,694 - Calm down. He's probably just- - [Woman Screaming] 571 00:36:12,806 --> 00:36:15,900 - Passed out somewhere. - [Man Laughing] 572 00:36:16,009 --> 00:36:18,500 Maybe if you told me what kind of drugs he was on- 573 00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:21,409 - Fascist pig! - What did she call me? 574 00:36:21,514 --> 00:36:24,176 Why won't you help her? She thinks that he's lost out there. 575 00:36:24,284 --> 00:36:27,845 I don't care if she thinks Mickey Mouse is a goddamn kitty-cat. 576 00:36:27,954 --> 00:36:30,800 I'm not going out in the woods hunting for some hippie who got lost picking flowers. 577 00:36:30,824 --> 00:36:32,724 He's probably in one of these tents somewhere... 578 00:36:32,826 --> 00:36:36,728 banging some other big-bushed granola-eatin' broad. 579 00:36:36,830 --> 00:36:38,730 How can I help you? 580 00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:42,733 I think somebody's following me. 581 00:36:42,836 --> 00:36:45,566 [Man over Radio] Buzz, you there? 582 00:36:45,672 --> 00:36:47,640 I'll be right back. I promise. 583 00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:53,877 - Buzz? Buzz? - Yeah, go for. What's up? 584 00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:58,007 We need you at the north end of the river. 585 00:36:58,118 --> 00:37:00,382 It's a bad scene, man. 586 00:37:05,692 --> 00:37:07,660 [Man] All right, let him down. 587 00:37:07,761 --> 00:37:10,457 Looks like the critters got to him. 588 00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:13,088 Mighty big critters. 589 00:37:13,199 --> 00:37:16,600 I guess I'll write up a report. 590 00:37:19,105 --> 00:37:21,505 - Bring it down. Easy, easy. - I got it. 591 00:37:21,608 --> 00:37:23,906 [Cooper] Looks like an accident. You think? 592 00:37:28,681 --> 00:37:33,084 Well, I don't think he did this on purpose, Cooper. 593 00:37:33,186 --> 00:37:35,154 Fuckin'-A. 594 00:37:49,602 --> 00:37:53,299 [Chattering] 595 00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:56,967 I don't see any drugs. Watch your feet. Watch your feet. 596 00:37:58,945 --> 00:38:00,879 Where's Joey? 597 00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:05,383 Come on. Come this way. Come this way. It's a real fuckin' smash. 598 00:38:09,122 --> 00:38:13,149 Beer! Beer! 599 00:38:13,259 --> 00:38:16,786 Anyone know where I can get some fuckin' beer? 600 00:38:16,896 --> 00:38:19,262 - Nitrous. - Nitrous. 601 00:38:21,835 --> 00:38:24,463 - [Deep Voice] Nitrous. - Nitrous. 602 00:38:24,571 --> 00:38:27,506 Nitrous. Nitrous. 603 00:38:41,054 --> 00:38:45,013 [Man Chattering] 604 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:49,858 - Damn, girl. Watch where you're going! - Sorry. 605 00:38:49,963 --> 00:38:52,488 What's up? Where you heading? 606 00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:56,330 [Man On Radio, Indistinct] 607 00:38:57,837 --> 00:39:00,829 Weed, shrooms, acid, "X"? 608 00:39:00,940 --> 00:39:03,135 Shrooms, acid, "X"? 609 00:39:17,457 --> 00:39:21,757 [Scoffs, Shouting] What the hell are you doing? 610 00:39:21,861 --> 00:39:24,887 [Chuckles] Howdy, Mayor. How's it hangin'? 611 00:39:24,998 --> 00:39:27,728 Oh, do not give me nice, Buzz. 612 00:39:27,834 --> 00:39:30,268 You just shut down half the forest. And for what? 613 00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:34,466 Because some fuzzy nudist got himself strung up on a snare? 614 00:39:34,574 --> 00:39:38,066 No, the body was attacked. It could have been a mountain lion, a bear. 615 00:39:38,178 --> 00:39:41,375 Or, uh, hmm, maybe it was Bigfoot. 616 00:39:41,481 --> 00:39:44,780 [Scoffs] 617 00:39:44,884 --> 00:39:48,376 There is a line of vehicles stretching two miles back... 618 00:39:48,488 --> 00:39:50,479 and they're aimed at that campsite. 619 00:39:50,590 --> 00:39:54,754 And here are your instructions. You are going to let them in. 620 00:39:54,861 --> 00:39:59,059 You are gonna see to it that they are safe and you're gonna keep it that way! 621 00:40:03,836 --> 00:40:06,805 - You, uh, want me to open the road up? - [Door Slams] 622 00:40:06,906 --> 00:40:10,967 Come on. And listen to an elected official? 623 00:40:11,077 --> 00:40:12,977 Aren't you an elected official? 624 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,214 Just shut down the roads, Cooper. 625 00:40:16,316 --> 00:40:21,083 And, uh, make sure the park rangers know to not let anybody else in. 626 00:40:23,256 --> 00:40:27,249 Hey, Buzz, you think, uh, it could be... 627 00:40:28,428 --> 00:40:31,056 Bigfoot, like he said? 628 00:40:31,164 --> 00:40:35,032 Not unless Bigfoot likes black jelly beans. 629 00:40:44,377 --> 00:40:46,345 [Door Closes] 630 00:40:52,418 --> 00:40:56,514 - You look funny this close. - Don't I look funny from back there? 631 00:40:56,623 --> 00:41:00,423 You always look funny. Strange. 632 00:41:11,437 --> 00:41:13,667 Oh, shit. 633 00:41:13,773 --> 00:41:16,469 Oh, shit, I'm starting to feel it. 634 00:41:16,576 --> 00:41:18,703 Samantha's gonna freak if she finds out. 635 00:41:18,811 --> 00:41:21,405 It's no big deal. You only took a half a hit of ecstasy. 636 00:41:21,514 --> 00:41:24,574 - It's not like you're shooting "H. '" - I know. 637 00:41:24,684 --> 00:41:26,948 It's a big deal to her, though. 638 00:41:29,756 --> 00:41:31,656 She's gonna fuckin' know. 639 00:41:31,758 --> 00:41:34,921 Don't worry, sweetie. You know she loves you. 640 00:41:36,062 --> 00:41:38,587 Really? 641 00:41:38,698 --> 00:41:40,666 Does she? 642 00:41:48,207 --> 00:41:51,040 [Van Squeaking] 643 00:41:51,144 --> 00:41:53,112 Joey? 644 00:41:56,015 --> 00:41:58,506 - Whoa! - Sorry. 645 00:41:58,618 --> 00:42:02,110 Uh, have you guys seen Linda and Joey around? 646 00:42:02,221 --> 00:42:05,452 [Jade] Uh, Linda isn't in here, honey, and, uh, we're gonna be a while. 647 00:42:05,558 --> 00:42:07,458 [Jack] Don't you know the golden rule? 648 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,961 I f the van is a-rockin', don't come a-cock blockin'. 649 00:42:11,064 --> 00:42:13,794 [Both Laughing] 650 00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:26,940 Do I look fucked up? 651 00:42:27,046 --> 00:42:29,947 - Yes. - How do you feel? 652 00:42:30,049 --> 00:42:31,880 Well, I feel great. 653 00:42:31,984 --> 00:42:35,317 That's all that matters. 654 00:42:35,421 --> 00:42:37,446 - Linda? - Samantha. 655 00:42:40,193 --> 00:42:42,184 I didn't know where you- 656 00:42:43,696 --> 00:42:45,596 Linda, can I talk to you for a second? 657 00:42:45,698 --> 00:42:47,666 Sure, sweetie. 658 00:42:57,443 --> 00:42:59,968 Fuckin' amateur. 659 00:43:00,079 --> 00:43:02,274 Look at you. 660 00:43:03,616 --> 00:43:05,516 That's beautiful. 661 00:43:05,618 --> 00:43:08,314 - I saw his car and I saw a cigarette butt- - Jimmy's not here. 662 00:43:08,421 --> 00:43:12,289 - Yes, he is here. - No, no, baby, baby, he's not here. 663 00:43:12,392 --> 00:43:14,690 Believe me, he's gone. He won't get you. 664 00:43:14,794 --> 00:43:16,989 Okay? 665 00:43:17,096 --> 00:43:18,996 Linda! 666 00:43:19,098 --> 00:43:21,760 [Laughing] 667 00:43:21,868 --> 00:43:24,029 Linda! Linda! 668 00:43:25,538 --> 00:43:27,904 Come here. I've got something to show you. 669 00:43:28,007 --> 00:43:31,773 Oh, I wonder what that could be. [Laughing] 670 00:43:35,248 --> 00:43:39,878 - Wait for me. - But they said not to go into the woods. 671 00:43:48,494 --> 00:43:51,861 [Barking, Snarling] 672 00:43:52,999 --> 00:43:55,695 Quiet down, Jesus! 673 00:43:55,802 --> 00:43:58,669 Afternoon, Officer. What can I do for you? 674 00:43:58,771 --> 00:44:01,797 I was, uh, hoping we might have a word. 675 00:44:01,908 --> 00:44:04,433 There's been some trouble I need to talk to you about. 676 00:44:04,544 --> 00:44:07,411 [Chuckles] You're not shittin'? 677 00:44:07,513 --> 00:44:11,381 No, sir, I am not. Festival grounds, north side of the river. 678 00:44:11,484 --> 00:44:15,818 A flower child stepped in a snare and got strung up in a tree. 679 00:44:15,922 --> 00:44:19,085 Now, you wouldn't have any idea who set that trap, would you? 680 00:44:20,893 --> 00:44:23,361 You got a search warrant, Buzz? 681 00:44:23,463 --> 00:44:26,125 No, sir, I do not. But I can go get one. 682 00:44:26,232 --> 00:44:29,759 I've been meaning to see what kind of crops you got growing back there anyway. 683 00:44:45,318 --> 00:44:47,809 I don't think you understand, Buzz. 684 00:44:49,655 --> 00:44:54,524 I don't hate 'em because they came here for some goddamn concert. 685 00:44:54,627 --> 00:44:59,291 [Sighs] No, I hate 'em because they ruined my life. 686 00:44:59,398 --> 00:45:02,697 They made it so people think that... 687 00:45:02,802 --> 00:45:06,704 a goddamn tree is more important than a human being. 688 00:45:06,806 --> 00:45:09,297 And they took my wife. 689 00:45:11,811 --> 00:45:13,779 And they took my boy. 690 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:17,008 I understand that. 691 00:45:17,116 --> 00:45:20,643 It's just I got a... dead body on my hands. 692 00:45:20,753 --> 00:45:23,483 And I don't need another one. 693 00:45:23,589 --> 00:45:25,523 Well, I didn't kill anybody. 694 00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:29,186 I'm not saying you did, but... I'm thinking, Dylan... 695 00:45:29,295 --> 00:45:32,615 that I'm gonna have to lock you up for a little while, just till the concert's over. 696 00:45:32,665 --> 00:45:35,327 Now, it's for your own good. 697 00:45:35,434 --> 00:45:37,334 - [Barks] - Uh, or I- 698 00:45:37,436 --> 00:45:40,599 You could show me where the rest of those traps are. 699 00:45:41,908 --> 00:45:44,069 Well, I guess I could do that. 700 00:45:44,176 --> 00:45:47,441 But I still think you authority types... 701 00:45:47,547 --> 00:45:50,675 are protectin' the wrong people. 702 00:45:50,783 --> 00:45:55,015 The government's got laws that help corporations... 703 00:45:55,121 --> 00:45:57,817 and activists. 704 00:45:57,924 --> 00:46:00,164 Yeah, but who's out there looking out for the little man? 705 00:46:00,192 --> 00:46:02,524 Huh? 706 00:46:02,628 --> 00:46:08,089 Well, some people say that the government's looking out for the greater good. 707 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,431 Yeah? Well, that depends who's in charge of the government. 708 00:46:11,537 --> 00:46:13,471 You know... 709 00:46:13,573 --> 00:46:16,041 Ronnie Reagan, God rest his soul... 710 00:46:16,142 --> 00:46:18,736 he had a theory about jelly beans. 711 00:46:18,844 --> 00:46:23,508 Yes, sir. He would keep a big bowl of them on his table. 712 00:46:23,616 --> 00:46:26,016 And he'd watch people when they took some. 713 00:46:26,118 --> 00:46:28,109 What would he watch for? 714 00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:30,188 Well, he said there were two types. 715 00:46:30,289 --> 00:46:35,352 Those who reached in and grabbed a handful willy-nilly and didn't care what they got... 716 00:46:35,461 --> 00:46:39,898 and those who went in with an agenda. 717 00:46:39,999 --> 00:46:43,594 Those who were-how do you say- 718 00:46:43,703 --> 00:46:47,298 more... tactical. 719 00:46:51,577 --> 00:46:54,478 You, uh... 720 00:46:54,580 --> 00:46:57,549 show Cooper the rest of them traps, all right? 721 00:46:57,650 --> 00:47:01,586 Stick around this weekend. It'll be over before you know it. 722 00:47:01,687 --> 00:47:03,814 Much obliged, Sheriff. 723 00:47:05,491 --> 00:47:07,459 Cooper, Cooper. 724 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:11,621 - [Radio: Reggae] - Coop, you there, buddy? 725 00:47:11,731 --> 00:47:13,699 - Coop? - [Gagging] 726 00:47:21,407 --> 00:47:22,357 Go for Cooper. 727 00:47:22,382 --> 00:47:25,231 I need you to come up here to Ruby Ridge... 728 00:47:25,311 --> 00:47:28,712 and collect some of Dylan's hippie traps, and keep an eye out too. 729 00:47:28,814 --> 00:47:32,477 I don't think he's gonna show you where all of 'em are. 730 00:47:35,554 --> 00:47:36,554 [Joey Laughing] 731 00:47:37,957 --> 00:47:41,051 - [Laughing] - [Chattering] 732 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,789 I'm gonna get you. 733 00:47:46,032 --> 00:47:48,592 [Laughing] 734 00:47:48,701 --> 00:47:52,193 - You're gonna get it. - [Screams] 735 00:47:52,304 --> 00:47:53,931 [Barking] 736 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:55,287 That's what I'm talkin' about. 737 00:47:55,312 --> 00:47:57,556 Shit, if there was a trap, I'd go, "Hell, yeah." 738 00:47:57,643 --> 00:48:00,158 Oh, bud, you're scared of titties if they're too big. 739 00:48:00,183 --> 00:48:01,626 Yeah. Your mama's titties. 740 00:48:01,714 --> 00:48:06,378 My mom has good tits. You gotta admit that. 741 00:48:06,485 --> 00:48:09,545 - She does. - [Chuckles] 742 00:48:09,655 --> 00:48:12,249 What do you say we play a little hippie-hippie-bang-bang? 743 00:48:12,358 --> 00:48:15,259 [Laughs] 744 00:48:20,399 --> 00:48:22,424 Linda! 745 00:48:23,769 --> 00:48:27,796 Linda! Come here, girl. 746 00:48:30,142 --> 00:48:32,610 Kitty, kitty. Here, kitty. 747 00:48:32,712 --> 00:48:37,149 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty- Pussy! Pussy, pussy. 748 00:48:37,249 --> 00:48:40,582 Come on, Linda! Come on! Pussy! Good pussy! 749 00:48:40,686 --> 00:48:42,654 Joey? 750 00:48:43,923 --> 00:48:45,982 Joey, I'm here. 751 00:48:48,527 --> 00:48:50,654 Joey! 752 00:48:50,763 --> 00:48:53,288 Joey, I'm here! 753 00:48:53,399 --> 00:48:55,299 Joey. 754 00:48:55,401 --> 00:49:00,338 Joey? Quit screwin' around. 755 00:49:02,074 --> 00:49:04,042 Joey? 756 00:49:06,712 --> 00:49:08,680 Joey? 757 00:49:11,050 --> 00:49:14,019 [Reggae] 758 00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:17,021 [Man Harmonizing] 759 00:49:23,129 --> 00:49:26,098 [Man Singing Indistinctly] 760 00:49:30,136 --> 00:49:33,105 I think we just found the Garden of Eden! 761 00:49:33,205 --> 00:49:36,174 [Continues] 762 00:49:49,488 --> 00:49:53,083 You have just found a weapon of mass destruction. 763 00:49:53,192 --> 00:49:56,684 - Shut up. - Okay, I can do that. 764 00:49:59,765 --> 00:50:02,199 - Oh, just like that. - [Weapon Fires] 765 00:50:02,301 --> 00:50:04,667 - Ow! Fuck, I'm shot! - What? 766 00:50:04,770 --> 00:50:07,034 - Fuck! - Oh, fuck! 767 00:50:07,139 --> 00:50:10,370 Oh! I'm fuckin' bleeding! 768 00:50:10,476 --> 00:50:13,570 What the fuck! [Groans] 769 00:50:13,679 --> 00:50:16,671 - [Screams] Come on! - Motherfucker! 770 00:50:17,817 --> 00:50:19,011 It's paint! 771 00:50:19,118 --> 00:50:22,212 They're shooting paint balls at us! 772 00:50:22,321 --> 00:50:25,085 [Chuckling] 773 00:50:25,191 --> 00:50:28,592 Baby white boy was gettin' his penis sucked on. 774 00:50:28,694 --> 00:50:31,254 - Let's go get a closer look. - Shh! 775 00:50:37,403 --> 00:50:40,861 - [Paint Balls Clattering] - Damn it! Hank! 776 00:50:40,973 --> 00:50:43,203 I dropped my paint balls. 777 00:50:46,612 --> 00:50:48,637 [Neck Bones Breaking] 778 00:50:50,249 --> 00:50:52,183 Where in the fuck are they? 779 00:50:52,284 --> 00:50:54,184 - They're not fucking here. - [Chuckles] 780 00:50:54,286 --> 00:50:56,584 No shit, Sherlock. 781 00:50:56,689 --> 00:50:59,249 Somebody's wantin' to play games. 782 00:51:01,794 --> 00:51:04,456 Playin' a little hide-and-seek with the big bad wolf. 783 00:51:04,563 --> 00:51:06,724 - Got you, bitch! - [Groans] 784 00:51:06,832 --> 00:51:10,268 - Fuckin'- - Get this freak off me! 785 00:51:14,039 --> 00:51:16,473 I said come on, motherfucker! 786 00:51:19,745 --> 00:51:22,111 Oh, fuck! 787 00:51:22,214 --> 00:51:24,910 Hurts, don't it? [Screams] 788 00:51:59,385 --> 00:52:01,285 [Screaming] 789 00:52:01,387 --> 00:52:05,687 What the fuck's your problem, man? 790 00:52:05,791 --> 00:52:08,055 [Screaming] 791 00:52:33,887 --> 00:52:36,515 Come back, girl! 792 00:52:36,623 --> 00:52:38,989 I'm not gonna hurt ya. I just wanna talk. 793 00:52:44,030 --> 00:52:46,498 - [Trap Snapping Shut] - [Screaming] 794 00:52:46,599 --> 00:52:48,533 Shit! 795 00:52:48,635 --> 00:52:52,036 Holy fuckin' shit! Help me! 796 00:52:52,138 --> 00:52:54,003 My leg! Oh, fuck! 797 00:52:54,107 --> 00:52:56,098 Please help! 798 00:52:56,209 --> 00:52:58,575 Bears! Oh, bear trap! Fuckin' help! 799 00:52:58,678 --> 00:53:01,374 Oh, fuck! Please help! 800 00:53:40,253 --> 00:53:42,414 [Screaming] 801 00:53:55,101 --> 00:53:58,628 [Gasping] 802 00:54:00,006 --> 00:54:02,270 [Groans, Pants] 803 00:54:07,447 --> 00:54:10,473 - [Screams, Groans] - [Knife Piercing Flesh] 804 00:54:18,558 --> 00:54:20,458 Well, Nancy... 805 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:25,725 you know young people today. 806 00:54:25,832 --> 00:54:28,232 No respect for anything. 807 00:54:38,314 --> 00:54:42,478 Nancy! [Echoing] 808 00:54:42,585 --> 00:54:44,610 [Barks] 809 00:54:58,501 --> 00:55:00,526 What are you doin'? 810 00:55:00,636 --> 00:55:02,695 Get out of here! 811 00:55:02,805 --> 00:55:06,434 Come on. Bag huffer. Come on. 812 00:55:06,542 --> 00:55:08,510 Come on, ass sucker. 813 00:55:11,380 --> 00:55:15,214 Busted! Here you go. Put your hands out. Put your hands out. 814 00:55:15,318 --> 00:55:20,085 Fuck! I am startin' to come down, though. 815 00:55:20,189 --> 00:55:22,623 Maybe I didn't take enough. 816 00:55:22,725 --> 00:55:26,388 [Jack] Dude, quit bein' such a bitch. Take some more. This is good shit. 817 00:55:26,496 --> 00:55:29,624 It's not speedy at all. Nice and clean. Make you feel very cozy. 818 00:55:29,732 --> 00:55:32,132 I don't know. 819 00:55:32,235 --> 00:55:34,931 Do we have anything to drink? 820 00:55:35,037 --> 00:55:37,005 No. Come on, dude. Just have some fun. 821 00:55:37,106 --> 00:55:40,098 Finally. Just swallow. 822 00:55:40,209 --> 00:55:43,667 Ivan. 823 00:55:43,779 --> 00:55:45,337 - Sam. - Hey. 824 00:55:45,448 --> 00:55:48,440 Hi. I'm happy to see you. 825 00:55:50,987 --> 00:55:52,784 Where's Linda and Joey? 826 00:55:52,889 --> 00:55:56,347 I don't know. Maybe they're- They're probably in there already. 827 00:55:56,459 --> 00:55:59,292 - Look, it's Abe Lincoln. - [Woman] Aye, aye, sir! 828 00:56:10,406 --> 00:56:13,068 Whoo-hoo! Funky town! 829 00:56:15,244 --> 00:56:17,144 What's wrong? Come on. 830 00:56:17,246 --> 00:56:21,182 Is it... starting to rain? 831 00:56:25,721 --> 00:56:27,621 [Screaming] 832 00:56:29,225 --> 00:56:32,126 [Screaming, Shouting] 833 00:56:32,228 --> 00:56:34,992 Make some room! Step back, step back. 834 00:56:35,097 --> 00:56:38,589 Step-Step out. Oh, my God. 835 00:56:40,736 --> 00:56:44,502 All right, I need everybody on this end to please exit the premises. 836 00:56:44,607 --> 00:56:47,770 All right? I need that gate opened, and I need you guys to move that way! 837 00:56:47,877 --> 00:56:50,675 Please! Come on! Fellas, let's go. 838 00:56:50,780 --> 00:56:52,441 Jesus Christ! 839 00:56:52,548 --> 00:56:55,745 Uh, Cooper, I need you to get over here to the campground immediately. 840 00:56:55,851 --> 00:56:58,877 And I need a body bag. Guys, what are you doin' waitin' around here? 841 00:56:58,988 --> 00:57:03,425 That's the door! Let's go! Party is over! 842 00:57:03,526 --> 00:57:04,684 [Horns Honking] 843 00:57:04,709 --> 00:57:08,180 Let's go, guys. Come on. Move it out. Please. 844 00:57:08,264 --> 00:57:12,496 Come on. Move out. Watch out for the cars. 845 00:57:12,602 --> 00:57:14,661 - Guys, please, let's move out. - Major bummer, man. 846 00:57:14,770 --> 00:57:17,136 The party's that way. The party's that way. 847 00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:20,676 I know I said shut it down, but I need that highway back open. 848 00:57:20,776 --> 00:57:22,835 Please, sir, that's a fire hazard. 849 00:57:22,945 --> 00:57:25,846 Please, put out the, um, the fire on your head there. 850 00:57:25,948 --> 00:57:30,146 I know. I know, guys. I'm sorry for the inconvenience. There's always Burning Man. 851 00:57:30,253 --> 00:57:33,450 - There's no makin' love in the woods! - Sheriff! 852 00:57:33,556 --> 00:57:35,956 Get your clothes on! No! 853 00:57:36,058 --> 00:57:38,704 Sheriff, what in the goddamn name of Judas do you think you're doin'? 854 00:57:38,728 --> 00:57:41,595 - Shuttin' you down, Frank Baker. - Fuck you. 855 00:57:41,697 --> 00:57:44,689 Frank, I got two dead bodies out there and a killer on the loose. 856 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:46,995 Okay? Thanks for the wonderful party, pal. 857 00:57:47,103 --> 00:57:50,869 But I got a job to do, all right? So please, pack your shit and get out of here! 858 00:57:50,973 --> 00:57:54,409 Fuck you! Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you! 859 00:57:54,510 --> 00:57:57,479 - Yeah, fuck me. - Buzz kill. 860 00:57:57,580 --> 00:58:00,947 - Real nice language, by the way. - Fuck you! 861 00:58:01,050 --> 00:58:03,883 Let's go, guys. Bird! Bird! Bird, please! 862 00:58:03,986 --> 00:58:08,355 Bird man! Hey! Hey! Come on! Show's over, guys. 863 00:58:08,457 --> 00:58:11,324 Get out of the costume. Go! Move it! 864 00:58:12,795 --> 00:58:14,922 - Jesus Christ. - Fuck you! 865 00:58:15,031 --> 00:58:18,933 No refunds! Get out of my fuckin' way, you fuckin' dumb ass! 866 00:58:34,784 --> 00:58:37,184 [Singing] 867 00:58:48,030 --> 00:58:50,396 Party! 868 00:58:52,535 --> 00:58:54,196 Get naked! 869 00:58:56,806 --> 00:58:59,297 Take clothes off! 870 00:59:01,877 --> 00:59:05,711 [Continues] 871 00:59:45,287 --> 00:59:48,313 Rock it, George, man! Party! 872 00:59:48,424 --> 00:59:50,585 - [All] Party! - Party! 873 00:59:50,693 --> 00:59:52,422 - [All] Party! - Party! 874 00:59:52,528 --> 00:59:55,497 - [All] Party! - [Stops] 875 00:59:55,598 --> 00:59:58,863 - [Booing, Shouting] - Shut it down! 876 01:00:01,437 --> 01:00:03,302 I mean it! 877 01:00:03,406 --> 01:00:06,068 Maybe you've heard and maybe you haven't... 878 01:00:06,175 --> 01:00:08,700 but there's been an incident here tonight. 879 01:00:08,811 --> 01:00:13,771 And I have lawfully ordered everyone to vacate these premises a long time ago! 880 01:00:13,883 --> 01:00:16,545 [Booing, Shouting] 881 01:00:16,652 --> 01:00:18,847 Right now, I am authorized- 882 01:00:18,954 --> 01:00:21,889 If you won't leave, I am authorized... 883 01:00:21,991 --> 01:00:24,789 to call in any law enforcement agency I deem necessary... 884 01:00:24,894 --> 01:00:26,794 to have you forcibly removed. 885 01:00:26,896 --> 01:00:28,989 That includes the National Guard, people. 886 01:00:29,098 --> 01:00:33,660 You will be arrested! Go home! 887 01:00:33,769 --> 01:00:36,203 The show is over! 888 01:00:36,305 --> 01:00:38,535 Leave, people! 889 01:00:38,641 --> 01:00:40,541 And you, put your shirt on! 890 01:00:40,643 --> 01:00:43,271 - Put your shirt on! Put your shirt on! - No! 891 01:00:43,379 --> 01:00:45,813 You think this is a joke? It's not! 892 01:00:45,915 --> 01:00:49,180 If you don't leave, you will die! 893 01:00:49,285 --> 01:00:51,253 [Cheering] 894 01:00:57,326 --> 01:00:59,886 Your sheriff thinks we have a security problem, fine. 895 01:00:59,995 --> 01:01:02,520 Let him send in the National Guard. 896 01:01:02,631 --> 01:01:05,156 Let him send in the motherfuckin' marines for all I care. 897 01:01:05,267 --> 01:01:07,462 Let me remind you of one thing, Mr. Mayor. 898 01:01:07,570 --> 01:01:09,470 We have a contract... 899 01:01:09,572 --> 01:01:12,040 the cornerstone of the American capitalist foundation! 900 01:01:12,141 --> 01:01:14,371 You see, that's just the thing, uh, Mr. Baker. 901 01:01:14,477 --> 01:01:16,377 We do have a contract... 902 01:01:16,479 --> 01:01:19,414 - Uh-huh. Fuck you. - And, uh... 903 01:01:19,515 --> 01:01:21,415 Let's just see what it says here. 904 01:01:21,517 --> 01:01:24,179 - Uh, you are to provide a concert. - Uh-huh. 905 01:01:24,286 --> 01:01:26,754 Fuck you, Hal. 906 01:01:26,856 --> 01:01:28,756 - And revenues owed this town... - Uh-huh. 907 01:01:28,858 --> 01:01:31,224 - By, uh, receipts from said concert... - Uh-huh. 908 01:01:31,327 --> 01:01:34,694 - Fuck you. Uh-huh. Fuck you. - Or out of your own pocket. 909 01:01:34,797 --> 01:01:36,697 Uh-huh. Fuck you! 910 01:01:36,799 --> 01:01:37,749 Excuse me? 911 01:01:37,774 --> 01:01:40,623 No, I was talking to somebody in the other room. 912 01:01:40,703 --> 01:01:42,261 Uh-Uh-huh. 913 01:01:42,371 --> 01:01:44,635 - [Chuckling] - Well- 914 01:01:44,740 --> 01:01:47,538 [Gasping, Screaming] 915 01:01:47,643 --> 01:01:51,773 Well, you seem really busy. Let me let you run, okay? 916 01:01:54,183 --> 01:01:56,879 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 917 01:01:56,986 --> 01:02:00,444 Pig said that the show was over. 918 01:02:00,556 --> 01:02:02,751 - So it's over. The show is over. - No! 919 01:02:02,858 --> 01:02:05,088 No! The show is not over! 920 01:02:05,194 --> 01:02:08,590 So unpack your gear and get the fuck back out there! 921 01:02:08,615 --> 01:02:09,746 Say what? 922 01:02:09,832 --> 01:02:12,596 There's a lot of people out there who came expecting to see a show... 923 01:02:12,701 --> 01:02:15,761 and I'll be goddamned if some hick cop's gonna shut me down! 924 01:02:15,871 --> 01:02:18,738 Well, what do you want us to sing, Frank? "Taps"? 925 01:02:18,841 --> 01:02:22,368 Yeah. I don't give a fuck if you sing motherfuckin' "Kumbaya." 926 01:02:22,478 --> 01:02:25,072 Just get the fuck out there. We have a contract... 927 01:02:25,180 --> 01:02:27,080 by the grace of George fucking Washington... 928 01:02:27,182 --> 01:02:31,050 you motherfuckin' fucking fucks! 929 01:02:31,153 --> 01:02:33,121 Capisce? 930 01:02:34,790 --> 01:02:37,122 - [Cheering] - Hey! 931 01:02:52,207 --> 01:02:54,107 You wanna keep it alive? 932 01:02:54,209 --> 01:02:56,643 - [Cheering] - [Power Shuts Off] 933 01:02:59,481 --> 01:03:01,244 Meet us in the forest, man! 934 01:03:01,350 --> 01:03:03,443 [Cheering Continues] 935 01:03:03,552 --> 01:03:05,952 - I n our forest! - [Man] Fuck yeah! 936 01:03:06,055 --> 01:03:08,319 God's forest! 937 01:03:08,424 --> 01:03:11,222 Yeah! 938 01:03:12,361 --> 01:03:14,556 Where's my fucking phone? 939 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:21,258 Hey, it's mellow, you guys. I talked to 'em. Everything's cool. 940 01:03:21,370 --> 01:03:23,304 What did they say? 941 01:03:23,405 --> 01:03:26,101 They said it's gonna take hours to even get to the highway... 942 01:03:26,208 --> 01:03:30,975 not to mention Joey's got the keys, and who knows where the fuck he is. 943 01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:32,672 You didn't see him at the concert? 944 01:03:32,781 --> 01:03:35,045 - [Jack] No. Linda either. - We have to go find them. 945 01:03:35,150 --> 01:03:39,348 Fuck that. I'm not goin' out there with Chuck Manson on the loose. 946 01:03:39,455 --> 01:03:44,518 - Dude, we can't just sit here. - It's cool, honey. They'll come back. 947 01:03:44,627 --> 01:03:49,360 No, it's not cool. We have to do something. 948 01:03:49,465 --> 01:03:52,923 If you wanna do something, you should try the ecstasy. I highly recommend it. 949 01:03:55,371 --> 01:03:58,135 Sam, just come over here and sit down next to me. 950 01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:00,834 I don't wanna sit down, and I don't wanna run away from reality. 951 01:04:00,943 --> 01:04:02,843 I just want to get out of here! 952 01:04:02,945 --> 01:04:06,711 I'll run from reality screaming gladly. 953 01:04:06,815 --> 01:04:09,249 [Thunderclap] 954 01:04:09,351 --> 01:04:12,013 Plus, this dude said the party's not over, not officially. 955 01:04:12,121 --> 01:04:14,021 What are you talkin' about? 956 01:04:14,123 --> 01:04:16,801 Some guys are thinkin' about goin' in the woods, startin' a drum circle. 957 01:04:16,825 --> 01:04:18,725 - Here, babe. - [Sandy Moans] 958 01:04:18,827 --> 01:04:21,728 You're stuck in bumblefuck, you might as well party in bumblefuck. 959 01:04:21,830 --> 01:04:23,730 Are you insane? 960 01:04:23,832 --> 01:04:28,792 We're all insane, honey. 961 01:04:31,674 --> 01:04:33,232 [Door Slams Shut] 962 01:04:33,342 --> 01:04:36,402 - Dude, what is your girlfriend's problem? - My problem? 963 01:04:36,512 --> 01:04:39,640 In case you haven't noticed, people are dying around here. 964 01:04:39,748 --> 01:04:41,943 Well, where are we gonna go, honey? 965 01:04:42,051 --> 01:04:44,349 Anywhere. Fuck! 966 01:04:44,453 --> 01:04:46,648 Look. Without Joey and without Linda? 967 01:04:46,755 --> 01:04:49,019 Come on. Just come here. 968 01:04:49,124 --> 01:04:52,321 Let's just be together. Everything's gonna be all right. 969 01:04:52,428 --> 01:04:55,397 And we'll go find... 970 01:04:55,497 --> 01:04:59,399 Joey and Linda... at the party. 971 01:05:01,170 --> 01:05:03,138 What? 972 01:05:07,009 --> 01:05:08,909 What? 973 01:05:09,011 --> 01:05:11,138 You're fucked up too. 974 01:05:11,246 --> 01:05:13,680 [Chuckles] I'm not fucked up. 975 01:05:13,782 --> 01:05:17,183 I'm just- I'm just a little... fucked up. 976 01:05:17,286 --> 01:05:19,777 Come on, babe. Where are you going? 977 01:05:19,888 --> 01:05:22,982 Sam. 978 01:05:23,092 --> 01:05:26,186 Come on, Sam. Don't- 979 01:05:26,295 --> 01:05:29,196 [Moaning] 980 01:05:29,298 --> 01:05:31,698 [Rock, Indistinct] 981 01:05:53,388 --> 01:05:57,347 - [Thunder Rumbling] - Fuck! 982 01:05:59,428 --> 01:06:01,396 W-W-W-Whoa! 983 01:06:03,699 --> 01:06:06,031 [Grunting] You leave me alone! 984 01:06:06,135 --> 01:06:07,898 [Alarm Blaring] 985 01:06:08,003 --> 01:06:10,301 Fuck! 986 01:06:15,677 --> 01:06:19,204 - [Alarm Continues] - [Samantha] Ivan! 987 01:06:19,381 --> 01:06:21,474 [Buzz] The goddamn problem is... 988 01:06:21,583 --> 01:06:25,212 people just don't seem to respect authority anymore. 989 01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:27,880 [Cooper] Well, I respect you, Buzz. 990 01:06:27,990 --> 01:06:30,390 [Buzz] That's not exactly what I meant. 991 01:06:41,170 --> 01:06:45,573 [Cooper] Old Man Riggs. My pops always said he was crazy. 992 01:06:45,674 --> 01:06:48,302 I never thought he'd end up killin' people though. 993 01:06:48,410 --> 01:06:50,503 [Buzz] Yeah, he's a regular goddamn Greek tragedy. 994 01:07:18,674 --> 01:07:21,199 Wait, wait. 995 01:07:24,012 --> 01:07:25,912 Clear. 996 01:07:39,995 --> 01:07:42,486 Some people just like jelly beans, pal. 997 01:07:42,598 --> 01:07:44,498 - [Barking] - [Screaming] 998 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:47,660 - Get him off! - I'm tryin'! I'm tryin'! 999 01:07:47,769 --> 01:07:50,795 - Get him off me! - Get out of the way, Buzz! 1000 01:07:50,906 --> 01:07:53,306 - Get him off! - I can't! 1001 01:07:53,408 --> 01:07:56,104 I can't shoot a dog! 1002 01:07:56,211 --> 01:08:00,011 - Shoot him! - No, Buzz! Shake him! 1003 01:08:03,385 --> 01:08:05,910 Get off of me! 1004 01:08:06,021 --> 01:08:08,251 [Barking, Snarling] 1005 01:08:08,357 --> 01:08:11,121 [Panting] 1006 01:08:11,226 --> 01:08:14,491 - You're nice. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1007 01:08:14,596 --> 01:08:18,430 - Shh! - [Saw Blade Whirring In Distance] 1008 01:08:32,014 --> 01:08:34,574 [Whirring Continues] 1009 01:08:43,825 --> 01:08:45,918 [Buzz] Dylan Riggs! 1010 01:08:46,028 --> 01:08:50,226 Turn off the saw and put your hands in the air! 1011 01:08:50,332 --> 01:08:52,664 You ain't gonna take my boy again! 1012 01:08:53,969 --> 01:08:55,630 You're under arrest! 1013 01:08:55,737 --> 01:08:57,637 [Groans] 1014 01:09:05,013 --> 01:09:07,345 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 1015 01:09:07,449 --> 01:09:09,542 Go get him! 1016 01:09:09,651 --> 01:09:12,176 Hang in there! 1017 01:09:14,723 --> 01:09:16,714 [Sobbing] 1018 01:09:16,825 --> 01:09:19,589 Ivan! 1019 01:09:19,695 --> 01:09:22,721 Jack? Jade? 1020 01:09:24,766 --> 01:09:26,666 [Whimpering] 1021 01:09:34,876 --> 01:09:37,868 No! 1022 01:09:39,781 --> 01:09:43,217 - Samantha? - Ivan! 1023 01:09:43,318 --> 01:09:46,947 - Jack and Jade, they're- - [Gun Cocks] 1024 01:09:51,093 --> 01:09:53,561 What's wrong with your friend, Samantha? 1025 01:09:53,662 --> 01:09:55,892 He seems pretty fucked up to me. What do you think? 1026 01:09:55,998 --> 01:09:58,694 You fuckin' asshole! 1027 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:02,566 I thought hippies were supposed to be nice little kooks. 1028 01:10:02,671 --> 01:10:04,571 He didn't seem that happy to see me, not at all. 1029 01:10:04,673 --> 01:10:06,868 How could you? 1030 01:10:06,975 --> 01:10:09,637 - I love you, Sam! - I hate you! You're sick! 1031 01:10:09,745 --> 01:10:13,647 - I fuckin' hate you! - How could you say that? 1032 01:10:13,749 --> 01:10:15,979 Let him go! 1033 01:10:16,084 --> 01:10:18,143 Should I let you go, you little bitch? 1034 01:10:18,253 --> 01:10:21,154 - I'm not gonna do- - You're not gonna nothin'! 1035 01:10:23,692 --> 01:10:26,388 How could you pick this piece of shit over me? 1036 01:10:26,495 --> 01:10:28,486 How could you leave me for this piece of shit? 1037 01:10:28,597 --> 01:10:30,792 You're fucking crazy, Jimmy! 1038 01:10:30,899 --> 01:10:35,097 How could you kill my friends? You're a monster! 1039 01:10:35,203 --> 01:10:37,831 What? 1040 01:10:37,939 --> 01:10:40,669 What are you talking about? I didn't touch your friends! 1041 01:10:40,776 --> 01:10:43,142 He killed Jack and Jade. 1042 01:10:44,346 --> 01:10:46,246 What? 1043 01:10:46,348 --> 01:10:49,511 I didn't- I didn't fuckin' kill anybody! 1044 01:10:49,618 --> 01:10:51,848 What makes you think I could kill somebody? 1045 01:10:51,953 --> 01:10:53,853 Because you have a gun! 1046 01:10:57,793 --> 01:11:00,785 All right. What can I say? 1047 01:11:00,896 --> 01:11:03,160 I'm a big fan of Charlton Heston. 1048 01:11:10,872 --> 01:11:13,272 But I'm a Republican! 1049 01:11:13,375 --> 01:11:16,503 [Screaming] 1050 01:11:16,611 --> 01:11:19,705 - Sam, get out of here! - [Screaming Continues] 1051 01:11:23,785 --> 01:11:25,844 Get the hell out of here! Get out of here! 1052 01:11:25,954 --> 01:11:28,514 Ivan! 1053 01:11:28,623 --> 01:11:30,147 Sam, go! 1054 01:11:32,394 --> 01:11:35,420 [Samantha Sobbing] 1055 01:11:36,898 --> 01:11:39,958 Well, there you go again. 1056 01:11:50,812 --> 01:11:52,780 [Yells] 1057 01:12:12,734 --> 01:12:15,601 - [Drums] - [Chanting, Indistinct] 1058 01:12:38,059 --> 01:12:39,959 [Gasps] 1059 01:12:40,061 --> 01:12:42,962 Hank? Linda? Joey? 1060 01:12:43,064 --> 01:12:46,966 Somebody, please! 1061 01:12:47,068 --> 01:12:49,730 Help! Help! Somebody help me! 1062 01:13:03,218 --> 01:13:05,209 [Sobbing] What-What was that? 1063 01:13:07,422 --> 01:13:09,322 Acid. [Echoing] 1064 01:13:09,424 --> 01:13:11,324 [Sinister Laughter] 1065 01:13:11,426 --> 01:13:14,793 [Gasping] No! No! No! 1066 01:13:14,896 --> 01:13:17,888 No! No! 1067 01:13:17,999 --> 01:13:20,559 [Sobs, Gasps] 1068 01:13:32,714 --> 01:13:35,683 [Shuddering] 1069 01:14:26,301 --> 01:14:28,201 Truly improving. 1070 01:14:30,672 --> 01:14:34,199 - [Machine Gun Fire] - [Crowd Chanting In Unison] 1071 01:14:37,746 --> 01:14:39,646 Ronnie? 1072 01:14:39,748 --> 01:14:43,377 - [Man] One, two, three, four! - [Punk] 1073 01:15:28,096 --> 01:15:30,394 [Ends] 1074 01:15:42,043 --> 01:15:43,874 [Snorting] 1075 01:16:07,936 --> 01:16:09,836 Jesus. 1076 01:16:09,938 --> 01:16:12,839 [Ronald Reagan's Voice, Faint] 1077 01:16:40,368 --> 01:16:44,168 [Reagan's Voice Continues, Faint] 1078 01:16:44,272 --> 01:16:47,435 [Distorted Voice] California Department of Health Services... 1079 01:16:47,542 --> 01:16:51,205 prepared for the release of thousands of mental patients... 1080 01:16:51,312 --> 01:16:54,509 many of them violent extremists... 1081 01:16:54,616 --> 01:16:58,211 as new cuts to the state budget are due to take effect. 1082 01:16:58,319 --> 01:17:01,880 Critics of the plan blame Governor Ronald Reagan... 1083 01:17:01,990 --> 01:17:04,618 for slashing the funds to mental health board rates... 1084 01:17:04,726 --> 01:17:08,628 the latest in a line of sweeping budgetary changes-[Continues, Indistinct] 1085 01:17:08,730 --> 01:17:13,224 The actor turned conservative Republican took office last January. 1086 01:17:21,676 --> 01:17:23,940 [Yelling] 1087 01:17:26,181 --> 01:17:29,912 [Sobbing] Shh! 1088 01:17:30,018 --> 01:17:32,179 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh! 1089 01:17:32,287 --> 01:17:34,653 - Oh, my God. - [Sobbing] 1090 01:17:34,756 --> 01:17:37,816 Jesus. Take it easy. It's okay. It's okay. 1091 01:17:37,926 --> 01:17:41,225 Hey, hey, hey! It's okay. No one's gonna hurt you anymore. 1092 01:17:41,329 --> 01:17:44,992 - Give me your hands. - You can't stop him. 1093 01:17:45,099 --> 01:17:47,863 You can't stop him. It's R- 1094 01:17:47,969 --> 01:17:49,561 It's Reagan. [Laughing] 1095 01:17:49,671 --> 01:17:51,935 Calm down. No one's gonna hurt you anymore. 1096 01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:53,940 It's all under control. 1097 01:17:54,042 --> 01:17:56,510 - [Muttering] - It'll be all right. 1098 01:17:58,313 --> 01:18:00,975 - You're okay. - It's Reagan. It's Reagan. 1099 01:18:01,082 --> 01:18:04,518 - No one's gonna hurt you no more. - [Cackling, Gasps] 1100 01:18:04,619 --> 01:18:06,553 [Barking] 1101 01:18:08,656 --> 01:18:10,283 Shh! 1102 01:18:17,165 --> 01:18:20,532 How about we start collecting some money from these bozos? 1103 01:18:20,635 --> 01:18:22,626 This ain't supposed to be free. 1104 01:18:22,737 --> 01:18:25,297 Nothin' in this world is free! 1105 01:19:34,075 --> 01:19:37,442 [Screams] Ronald Reagan! 1106 01:19:37,545 --> 01:19:41,447 - Coop, you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. Did you get him? 1107 01:19:41,549 --> 01:19:45,349 Dylan's dead. But he's just the cleanup man. 1108 01:19:45,453 --> 01:19:47,387 Look, I need an ambulance. 1109 01:19:47,488 --> 01:19:50,616 And get me the park rangers. Have 'em meet me by the campsite. 1110 01:19:50,725 --> 01:19:53,717 This is a manhunt now... 1111 01:19:53,828 --> 01:19:55,557 and Gus Riggs is our man. 1112 01:19:55,663 --> 01:19:57,563 - [Siren Wailing] - Dylan's kid? 1113 01:19:57,665 --> 01:20:02,159 [Cooper On Radio] I thought they locked him up years ago. 1114 01:20:09,911 --> 01:20:14,712 Yeah, well, it looks like Reagan released him and about a thousand other maniacs. 1115 01:20:14,816 --> 01:20:17,649 So lucky for us, he's back. 1116 01:20:17,752 --> 01:20:19,830 - [Cooper] Who do you think he's after? - [Barking Continues] 1117 01:20:19,854 --> 01:20:22,982 Hippies. 1118 01:20:24,325 --> 01:20:26,520 [Screaming] 1119 01:20:36,537 --> 01:20:38,505 [Sobbing Quietly] 1120 01:21:08,577 --> 01:21:11,910 - Nice puppies! Nice! Nice puppies! Nice! - [Barking] 1121 01:21:15,107 --> 01:21:17,598 Nice puppies! 1122 01:21:17,709 --> 01:21:19,973 - [Siren Wailing] - [Screaming, Shouting] 1123 01:21:22,013 --> 01:21:26,279 Yeah. You okay? Buzz? 1124 01:21:26,384 --> 01:21:29,148 Cooper, I'm heading to Dylan's farm! 1125 01:21:29,254 --> 01:21:32,348 And, no, I am not okay! 1126 01:21:36,361 --> 01:21:39,023 [Screaming, Sobbing] 1127 01:21:51,109 --> 01:21:53,600 Linda? [Sobbing] 1128 01:21:55,347 --> 01:21:57,178 Linda? 1129 01:22:02,053 --> 01:22:06,149 - It's gonna be okay, sweetie. - I'm so happy to see you. 1130 01:22:06,258 --> 01:22:09,489 I've missed you. 1131 01:22:10,762 --> 01:22:14,163 Can we go home now? 1132 01:22:19,237 --> 01:22:21,501 [Sniffling] 1133 01:22:22,941 --> 01:22:24,806 [Screams] 1134 01:22:35,453 --> 01:22:38,581 [Sobbing] 1135 01:22:42,928 --> 01:22:47,058 Now, Patti... 1136 01:22:47,165 --> 01:22:49,224 you see what happens... 1137 01:22:49,334 --> 01:22:52,030 when you hang out with the wrong crowd? 1138 01:22:58,243 --> 01:23:03,510 No daughter of mine is gonna be hooked on drugs. 1139 01:23:06,051 --> 01:23:08,781 You're gonna break your mother's heart. 1140 01:23:08,887 --> 01:23:12,015 [Whimpering] 1141 01:23:12,123 --> 01:23:15,854 You're gonna break your mother's heart. 1142 01:23:27,305 --> 01:23:30,069 - [Barking, Snarling] - Nancy? 1143 01:23:30,175 --> 01:23:32,439 Poindexter? Meese? 1144 01:23:34,145 --> 01:23:37,273 [Screaming] 1145 01:23:37,382 --> 01:23:39,646 [Screaming, Shouting] 1146 01:23:46,424 --> 01:23:51,293 [Sighs] It's morning in America... 1147 01:23:51,396 --> 01:23:53,796 all over again! 1148 01:23:53,899 --> 01:23:56,959 Gus Riggs, don't move a goddamn muscle! 1149 01:24:07,112 --> 01:24:09,774 Is this what you call compassion and conservatism, boy? 1150 01:24:14,219 --> 01:24:16,585 [Groaning] 1151 01:24:19,658 --> 01:24:22,092 Miss, you okay? 1152 01:24:22,193 --> 01:24:24,161 [Panting] 1153 01:24:24,262 --> 01:24:25,957 You hurt? 1154 01:24:26,064 --> 01:24:28,430 Cooper, you still standin', buddy? 1155 01:24:28,533 --> 01:24:30,797 I'm here, Buzzo. 1156 01:24:30,902 --> 01:24:33,837 - [Buzz Continues, Indistinct] - [Screaming, Shouting] 1157 01:24:33,939 --> 01:24:38,035 - What was that? - [Barking, Snarling] 1158 01:24:44,049 --> 01:24:46,176 - [Man] Good! Got him! - No! 1159 01:24:46,284 --> 01:24:48,809 - No! Don't shoot! - Hold your fire! 1160 01:24:50,488 --> 01:24:54,720 These are God's creatures! They're our friends! 1161 01:24:54,826 --> 01:24:58,227 - Oh, God! - Okay, go ahead. Fire. 1162 01:24:58,330 --> 01:25:00,992 - [Screaming] - [Dog Yelps] 1163 01:25:01,099 --> 01:25:05,229 I got an injured girl here. Looks like she's on drugs. 1164 01:25:05,337 --> 01:25:07,703 And, uh, a man down. 1165 01:25:07,806 --> 01:25:11,572 - No, don't leave me! Don't go! Please! - Let go of my leg. 1166 01:25:11,676 --> 01:25:13,701 - Miss. - Please! 1167 01:25:13,812 --> 01:25:16,747 You gotta let go of my leg. Hey, whoa! 1168 01:25:16,848 --> 01:25:18,826 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, easy! Whoa! No, no, no, no! 1169 01:25:18,850 --> 01:25:22,047 - Hey, hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - [Sobbing Hysterically] 1170 01:25:22,153 --> 01:25:25,213 Give me the gun. Give me the gun. What are you doin'? 1171 01:25:25,323 --> 01:25:27,587 Come on! What are you, crazy? 1172 01:25:27,692 --> 01:25:30,661 What are you doin'? 1173 01:25:53,184 --> 01:25:54,742 [Whimpers] 1174 01:26:19,844 --> 01:26:21,573 [Screaming] 1175 01:26:41,933 --> 01:26:44,800 [Grunting] 1176 01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:52,570 - [Ivan] - Sam was her name- 1177 01:26:52,677 --> 01:26:58,206 - - And for only one brief moment- - [Grunting Continues] 1178 01:26:58,316 --> 01:27:02,776 - She fell into my lap - 1179 01:27:02,887 --> 01:27:07,119 - Seems she had everything I wanted- 1180 01:27:07,225 --> 01:27:09,693 - In a girl- 1181 01:27:09,794 --> 01:27:14,527 - She paints her nails like my guitar - 1182 01:27:14,632 --> 01:27:19,399 - She played it and that was the start - 1183 01:27:19,504 --> 01:27:24,203 - She danced like a wicked angel - 1184 01:27:24,309 --> 01:27:29,372 - She danced to the beat of my heart - 1185 01:27:29,481 --> 01:27:32,245 [Vocalizing] 1186 01:27:32,350 --> 01:27:34,648 Jesus! 1187 01:27:46,764 --> 01:27:51,360 - She told me you have pretty eyes - 1188 01:27:51,469 --> 01:27:54,996 [Fades] 1189 01:28:06,584 --> 01:28:10,179 Look at this mess! Somebody's gonna have hell to pay, that's for sure. 1190 01:28:10,288 --> 01:28:12,688 Jesus! This place stinks! 1191 01:28:13,858 --> 01:28:16,224 I'm goddamn fucked! 1192 01:28:19,330 --> 01:28:22,424 Hey, laughin' boy, come on. Give me the... balloon. 1193 01:28:22,534 --> 01:28:24,502 Get out of here! 1194 01:28:26,604 --> 01:28:29,767 - You okay? - [Sighs] 1195 01:28:29,874 --> 01:28:32,399 You ever heard of the trickle-down effect, Cooper? 1196 01:28:32,510 --> 01:28:34,410 I don't know. 1197 01:28:34,512 --> 01:28:37,948 It's when one big asshole goes crazy, and the whole world goes to shit. 1198 01:28:38,049 --> 01:28:40,017 Hang on. 1199 01:28:41,719 --> 01:28:45,883 - You okay? - I'm fine. 1200 01:28:45,990 --> 01:28:47,958 Good. 1201 01:28:50,361 --> 01:28:52,261 What? 1202 01:28:52,363 --> 01:28:55,196 We went up to the field. 1203 01:28:55,300 --> 01:28:57,131 We didn't find Gus's body. 1204 01:29:04,976 --> 01:29:07,467 [Sighs] Shit. 1205 01:29:26,064 --> 01:29:30,296 - [Device Firing] - [Gasps, Groans] 1206 01:29:53,258 --> 01:29:56,250 [Screaming] 1207 01:29:56,361 --> 01:29:58,261 Fuck you! 1208 01:29:59,364 --> 01:30:01,730 Yeah! [Sinister Laughter] 1209 01:30:01,966 --> 01:30:05,424 [Reggae] 1210 01:30:05,536 --> 01:30:07,856 - [Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.] Thank you. - [Audience Cheering] 1211 01:30:09,974 --> 01:30:13,137 Thank you so much. 1212 01:30:13,244 --> 01:30:15,269 It's not about protecting so much... 1213 01:30:15,380 --> 01:30:19,043 the fish and the Earth for their own sake, or nature for its own sake... 1214 01:30:19,150 --> 01:30:22,881 but recognizing that nature is the infrastructure of our communities. 1215 01:30:22,987 --> 01:30:25,854 And that if we wanna meet our obligation... 1216 01:30:25,957 --> 01:30:28,625 as a generation, as a nation, a civilization... 1217 01:30:28,626 --> 01:30:29,183 as a generation, as a nation, a civilization... 1218 01:30:29,294 --> 01:30:31,956 which is to create communities for our children... 1219 01:30:32,063 --> 01:30:36,591 that provide them with the same opportunities for dignity and enrichment... 1220 01:30:36,701 --> 01:30:38,965 as the communities that our parents gave us... 1221 01:30:39,070 --> 01:30:41,664 we've gotta start by protecting our environmental infrastructure- 1222 01:30:41,773 --> 01:30:43,673 the air we breathe, the water we drink... 1223 01:30:43,775 --> 01:30:47,370 the shared resources, the fisheries and the wildlife... 1224 01:30:47,478 --> 01:30:49,969 and the public lands that enrich us... 1225 01:30:50,081 --> 01:30:52,879 that connect us to our history and to our past... 1226 01:30:52,984 --> 01:30:55,817 that provide context to our communities... 1227 01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:59,151 and that are the source ultimately of our values... 1228 01:30:59,257 --> 01:31:02,556 and virtues and our character as a people. 1229 01:31:02,660 --> 01:31:06,494 And I wanna talk about some of those issues about the environment tonight... 1230 01:31:06,597 --> 01:31:09,964 but more importantly about the impact... 1231 01:31:10,068 --> 01:31:13,834 of excessive corporate power on America... 1232 01:31:13,938 --> 01:31:17,601 not just on the environment, but on American democracy. 1233 01:31:17,709 --> 01:31:20,576 And I don't think... 1234 01:31:20,678 --> 01:31:23,977 there's any such thing as Republican children or Democratic children. 1235 01:31:24,082 --> 01:31:26,562 I think the worst thing that could happen to the environment... 1236 01:31:26,617 --> 01:31:29,518 is if it becomes a province... 1237 01:31:29,620 --> 01:31:32,680 of a single political party, as it seems to have done. 1238 01:31:32,790 --> 01:31:37,318 But you can't talk honestly about the environment in any context today... 1239 01:31:37,428 --> 01:31:39,487 without speaking critically of this president. 1240 01:31:39,597 --> 01:31:41,827 This is the worst environmental president... 1241 01:31:41,933 --> 01:31:44,731 that we 've ever had in American history bar none. 1242 01:31:44,836 --> 01:31:46,736 [Applause] 1243 01:31:46,838 --> 01:31:50,171 And if you go to N. R. D. C. 'S Web site- 1244 01:31:50,274 --> 01:31:51,935 the Natural Resource Defense Council... 1245 01:31:52,043 --> 01:31:53,943 which is one of the groups for which we work- 1246 01:31:54,045 --> 01:31:57,708 you'll see over 400 major environmental rollbacks listed there... 1247 01:31:57,815 --> 01:32:00,409 that have been promoted or implemented by this administration... 1248 01:32:00,518 --> 01:32:02,611 over the past four years... 1249 01:32:02,720 --> 01:32:04,711 as part of a deliberate concerted effort... 1250 01:32:04,822 --> 01:32:07,313 to eviscerate 30years of environmental law. 1251 01:32:07,425 --> 01:32:09,723 It's a stealth attack. The White House has used... 1252 01:32:09,827 --> 01:32:12,660 all these kind of ingenuous machinations... 1253 01:32:12,764 --> 01:32:16,495 to conceal its radical agenda from the American people... 1254 01:32:16,601 --> 01:32:18,501 including Orwellian rhetoric. 1255 01:32:18,603 --> 01:32:21,563 When they want to destroy the forests, they call it the Healthy Forest Act. 1256 01:32:21,639 --> 01:32:24,733 When they want to destroy the air, they call it the Clear Skies Bill. 1257 01:32:24,842 --> 01:32:28,437 But most insidiously, they have put polluters in charge... 1258 01:32:28,546 --> 01:32:32,346 of virtually all the agencies that are supposed to protect Americans from pollution. 1259 01:32:32,450 --> 01:32:35,510 The head of the Forest Service is a timber industry lobbyist... 1260 01:32:35,620 --> 01:32:38,180 probably the most rapacious in history. 1261 01:32:38,289 --> 01:32:41,622 The head of public lands is a mining industry lobbyist... 1262 01:32:41,726 --> 01:32:45,719 who believes that public lands are unconstitutional. 1263 01:32:45,830 --> 01:32:49,857 The head of the air division, E.P.A., is a utility lobbyist... 1264 01:32:49,967 --> 01:32:53,801 who's represented nothing but the worst air polluters in our country. 1265 01:32:53,905 --> 01:32:56,305 The head of Superfund is a woman whose last job... 1266 01:32:56,407 --> 01:32:59,342 was teaching corporate polluters how to evade Superfund. 1267 01:32:59,444 --> 01:33:02,880 The second in command of E.P.A. is a Monsanto lobbyist, and on and on. 1268 01:33:02,980 --> 01:33:06,040 If you go through all of the departments of government... 1269 01:33:06,150 --> 01:33:08,050 that are relevant to the environment- 1270 01:33:08,152 --> 01:33:12,486 the Department of Energy and Agriculture and Interior and the E.P.A... 1271 01:33:12,590 --> 01:33:16,253 and even the relevant divisions of the justice department-you'll find the same thing. 1272 01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:18,920 It's the polluters who are running the agencies... 1273 01:33:19,030 --> 01:33:21,089 that are supposed to protect us from pollution. 1274 01:33:21,199 --> 01:33:24,600 And a couple of weeks ago, it was revealed in the New York Times... 1275 01:33:24,702 --> 01:33:29,605 that this character, who's the second in command of the C.E.Q... 1276 01:33:29,707 --> 01:33:31,585 which is the Council on Environmental Quality... 1277 01:33:31,609 --> 01:33:33,873 was in the White House advising the president... 1278 01:33:33,978 --> 01:33:36,776 on the environmental implications of all of his policies. 1279 01:33:36,881 --> 01:33:40,874 And as it turns out, he's an American Petroleum Institute lobbyist... 1280 01:33:40,985 --> 01:33:44,352 whose primary job over the past four years... 1281 01:33:44,455 --> 01:33:48,391 has been combing through every federal scientific document... 1282 01:33:48,493 --> 01:33:52,623 and removing any inculpatory information... 1283 01:33:52,730 --> 01:33:54,891 about the oil and coal industry. 1284 01:33:54,999 --> 01:33:58,958 And he has suppressed 12 major studies on global warming... 1285 01:33:59,070 --> 01:34:02,062 and altered hundreds and hundreds of studies-Ronald Reagan- 1286 01:34:02,173 --> 01:34:04,437 of anything that is critical of the oil or coal- 1287 01:34:04,542 --> 01:34:08,034 that says something connects, you know, oil or coal to some bad- 1288 01:34:08,145 --> 01:34:11,979 Ronald Reagan- scientific circumstance. 1289 01:34:12,083 --> 01:34:15,712 So his job is to lie- Ronald Reagan-in public. 1290 01:34:15,820 --> 01:34:19,620 And, you know, there's nothing wrong with having businesspeople in government. 1291 01:34:19,724 --> 01:34:23,660 It's a good thing if your objective is to recruit confidence and expertise. 1292 01:34:23,761 --> 01:34:28,698 But in all of the-Ronald Reagan- situations, as I show in my book... 1293 01:34:28,799 --> 01:34:30,699 these individuals- Ronald Reagan- 1294 01:34:30,801 --> 01:34:33,565 have not entered government service for the public interest... 1295 01:34:33,671 --> 01:34:37,539 but rather to subvert the very laws that they're now charged-Ronald Reagan- 1296 01:34:37,642 --> 01:34:40,941 in order to enrich the president's corporate paymasters. 1297 01:34:41,045 --> 01:34:46,881 And they've imposed dramatic and catastrophic impacts on the American public. 1298 01:34:46,984 --> 01:34:49,179 Most of us don 't know it in this country... 1299 01:34:49,287 --> 01:34:53,121 because we have an indolent and negligent press-Ronald Reagan- 1300 01:34:53,224 --> 01:34:56,091 that has simply let down American democracy. 1301 01:34:56,193 --> 01:34:59,560 - [Applause] - Ronald Reagan. That's- And I- 1302 01:34:59,664 --> 01:35:02,189 You know, I'll just tell you something about that. 1303 01:35:02,300 --> 01:35:06,930 The decline of American journalism began in 1988... 1304 01:35:07,038 --> 01:35:09,472 when Ronald Reagan abolished the Fairness Doctrine. 1305 01:35:09,574 --> 01:35:14,238 We had a law in this country that required the press to behave responsibly. 1306 01:35:14,345 --> 01:35:17,314 And the Fairness Doctrine was passed in 1928... 1307 01:35:17,415 --> 01:35:19,940 and said that the airwaves belong to the public- 1308 01:35:20,051 --> 01:35:23,214 that the broadcasters can be licensed to use them- 1309 01:35:23,321 --> 01:35:25,653 Ronald Reagan-Ronald Reagan- Ronald Reagan- 1310 01:35:25,756 --> 01:35:28,520 [Voice Slowing Down] Ronald Reagan-Ronald Reagan- 1311 01:35:28,626 --> 01:35:32,995 - [Preacher Shouting, Indistinct] - [Clapping, Shouting] 1312 01:35:33,097 --> 01:35:35,759 - [Preacher Shouts] - [Person Wails] 1313 01:35:35,866 --> 01:35:38,468 Feel the vibration in the jubilation, fool! 1314 01:35:38,493 --> 01:35:40,088 I can feel it! I feel. 1315 01:35:40,171 --> 01:35:44,130 God's kingdom government and the son of Yahweh will return! 1316 01:35:44,241 --> 01:35:49,372 - [Woman] Yahweh! - Return from the-to overthrow the ruler! 1317 01:35:49,480 --> 01:35:53,177 - [Congregation Murmuring In Agreement] - Yes! 1318 01:35:53,284 --> 01:35:56,447 - Yes! - [Man] Go on, Willis! 1319 01:35:56,554 --> 01:35:58,454 - [Laughing] - All right! 1320 01:35:58,556 --> 01:36:01,457 Whoo-hoo! Destroy the wicked one! 1321 01:36:01,559 --> 01:36:03,459 - [Woman] Go on, Willis! - Destroy him! 1322 01:36:03,561 --> 01:36:06,758 [Preacher] For he who sayeth is a soothsayer! 1323 01:36:06,864 --> 01:36:08,764 [Congregation Murmuring In Agreement] 1324 01:36:08,866 --> 01:36:12,700 Satan, get behind me and pursueth the heathen! 1325 01:36:12,803 --> 01:36:17,740 Whoa to the soothsayer who was the inducer of soot! 1326 01:36:17,842 --> 01:36:21,608 And yea to the one who prevail over the temptation of evil! 1327 01:36:21,712 --> 01:36:23,612 Get your hand out of my pocket! 1328 01:36:23,714 --> 01:36:26,478 - Beelzebub and his herd of dark angels... - That's some bullshit! 1329 01:36:26,584 --> 01:36:30,076 - Come and block off sleep in the night! - That's some bullshit, Reverend! 1330 01:36:30,187 --> 01:36:33,315 - Behold, you heathen! - Heathens! 1331 01:36:33,424 --> 01:36:36,916 Behold, my heathen, because devil behind me! 1332 01:36:37,028 --> 01:36:39,690 [Chattering, Laughing] 1333 01:36:43,234 --> 01:36:46,169 - [Man] The blood of Abraham! - Ecclesiastes! 1334 01:36:46,270 --> 01:36:49,137 Holy shit! Whoa! 1335 01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:52,437 - Brother Eli! - [Preacher, Indistinct] 1336 01:36:52,543 --> 01:36:55,341 Don't stop! 1337 01:36:55,446 --> 01:37:00,076 - Jacob! - The man has spoken! 1338 01:37:00,184 --> 01:37:03,415 - Proverbs! - Mary had children! 1339 01:37:03,521 --> 01:37:06,356 [Laughter] 1340 01:37:06,357 --> 01:37:06,652 [Laughter] 1341 01:37:06,757 --> 01:37:09,749 - Jehoshaphat! - What's the word, Thunderbird? 102837