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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:00,054 - Okay, this looks good. 3 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:03,055 - Camp Happy Bear. 4 00:02:03,057 --> 00:02:05,524 I always wanted to be a girl scout. 5 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:06,959 - Yeah, well, I don't think they're taking 6 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:08,226 any new members right now. 7 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:11,631 I mean, it looks pretty abandoned. 8 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:13,733 - I heard a camp counselor went bonkers 9 00:02:13,735 --> 00:02:15,034 and chopped up a bunch of girl scouts 10 00:02:15,036 --> 00:02:16,267 like 15 years ago. 11 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:18,804 - What, you heard that, from who? 12 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,640 Karen, they went bankrupt. 13 00:02:20,642 --> 00:02:23,776 Some kid had a bad nut allergy or something 14 00:02:23,778 --> 00:02:25,410 and maybe died, I don't know. 15 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:27,245 Anyways, they sued them. 16 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:29,447 Can we just please cool it on the ghost stories 17 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:30,650 and all that shit, 18 00:02:30,652 --> 00:02:32,219 because I'm kind of freaking out right now. 19 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:36,454 - You just wanna wait here? 20 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:38,223 - Yeah. 21 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:39,961 - For like three hours? 22 00:02:40,762 --> 00:02:41,663 - Yeah. 23 00:02:42,764 --> 00:02:45,064 Full moon's at 8:23. 24 00:02:45,066 --> 00:02:47,465 - Lucy, you're gonna be fine. 25 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:48,569 - Really? 26 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,438 Does that look fine? 27 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,974 Does that look fine to you, Karen? 28 00:02:54,976 --> 00:02:56,108 Take a good look at it. 29 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:57,943 - I did, okay? 30 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:59,145 - No. 31 00:02:59,147 --> 00:03:00,146 It's the last thing... 32 00:03:00,148 --> 00:03:01,582 It's not fine. 33 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:04,418 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 34 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,857 Okay, here we are, here we go. 35 00:03:12,794 --> 00:03:14,459 Where'd you get this? 36 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:15,596 - Cinco De Mayo. 37 00:03:16,531 --> 00:03:17,464 - Okay. 38 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:26,138 - Oh my god, what is that? 39 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:27,338 - What do you mean what is this? 40 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:28,841 It's a fucking gun. 41 00:03:28,843 --> 00:03:30,945 - Okay, yeah, but what am I supposed to do with that? 42 00:03:31,846 --> 00:03:33,313 - You know what to do. 43 00:03:34,549 --> 00:03:35,482 Take it. 44 00:03:40,822 --> 00:03:42,521 And I got bullets. 45 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:45,356 - Okay, but even if I do this, it's not gonna work. 46 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:46,625 - Why? 47 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,961 - 'Cause you need silver bullets. 48 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:49,964 - What? 49 00:03:50,832 --> 00:03:52,732 Eric never told me that. 50 00:03:52,734 --> 00:03:54,332 - You told Eric? 51 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:55,835 - Yeah, I mean, well, if we didn't show up for work- 52 00:03:55,837 --> 00:03:56,702 - So then he's just gonna tell Bob 53 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:57,703 I shot you in the face? 54 00:03:58,673 --> 00:03:59,507 - Okay. 55 00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:02,242 Great, okay. 56 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:04,411 Yeah. 57 00:04:07,749 --> 00:04:09,014 - Okay. 58 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:09,849 - Okay, there's some more stuff in there 59 00:04:09,851 --> 00:04:10,718 that we're gonna need. 60 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:15,688 - Where did you get these? 61 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:17,355 - My parents are really gross. 62 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:18,258 - Ew. 63 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:26,331 - Unlike you, Eric took this very seriously, 64 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,701 he said that's just the thing that we need. 65 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:29,935 - His old homework? 66 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,070 - No, he's like really into 67 00:04:31,072 --> 00:04:32,940 Dungeons and Dragons or whatever. 68 00:04:33,908 --> 00:04:35,908 What a dweeb. 69 00:04:35,910 --> 00:04:37,877 - Yeah, I am gonna go out on a limb here 70 00:04:37,879 --> 00:04:40,780 and say that this is not an officially licensed DM guide. 71 00:04:40,782 --> 00:04:41,714 - What's a DM guide? 72 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:42,615 What are you talking about? 73 00:04:42,617 --> 00:04:44,016 - Dungeon master. 74 00:04:44,018 --> 00:04:45,217 - Oh. 75 00:04:45,219 --> 00:04:46,921 - Remember my ex, Roger? 76 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:50,923 - Yes, Roger the rebel. 77 00:04:50,925 --> 00:04:53,561 - He had a bunch of Dungeon and Dragons books. 78 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:58,199 - Are you missing Roger right now? 79 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,805 Is he still alive? 80 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:07,106 - He wasn't that old. 81 00:05:07,108 --> 00:05:09,975 - I believe he was bald with a ponytail. 82 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,112 That takes effort. 83 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,615 What do you even call that thing? 84 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:17,552 A muskullet? 85 00:05:18,653 --> 00:05:21,321 It's like a mullet but for bald guys? 86 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:25,593 That's so weird. 87 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,007 Okay, it's done. 88 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:43,978 - Hey. 89 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:47,646 I brought you something. 90 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:52,753 - What did you bring me? 91 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:56,657 What is it? 92 00:05:57,959 --> 00:05:58,860 - Look. 93 00:06:00,161 --> 00:06:02,328 It's not supposed to make you cry. 94 00:06:02,330 --> 00:06:03,831 - You're so nice. 95 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:07,365 - Luc, they're just brownies. 96 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,303 - You made me a snack. 97 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,442 Did you make them yourself? 98 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:17,843 - I did. 99 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:19,979 - Oh my god, it's so late. 100 00:06:19,981 --> 00:06:21,280 Okay. 101 00:06:21,282 --> 00:06:22,382 What is this? 102 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:27,786 Okay, I'll stop crying. 103 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,487 - It's gonna be fine. 104 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,323 It's gonna be totally fine. 105 00:06:31,325 --> 00:06:33,058 - It's gonna be okay. 106 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:33,893 - Yeah. 107 00:06:33,895 --> 00:06:34,727 - It's not gonna... 108 00:06:34,729 --> 00:06:36,494 Well, it might happen, 109 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:38,163 but you know, we're gonna get through it. 110 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,331 - No. 111 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:41,200 Well, let's eat some damn brownies. 112 00:06:41,202 --> 00:06:42,334 - Okay. 113 00:06:42,336 --> 00:06:43,504 Here you go. 114 00:06:46,007 --> 00:06:47,840 Thank you, Karen. 115 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:49,541 - You're welcome, Luc. 116 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:50,477 - So good. 117 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,215 - Lucy. 118 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:31,116 Lucy. 119 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,217 - What? 120 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,185 What? 121 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:34,055 - Sorry. 122 00:07:36,190 --> 00:07:38,057 - Sorry, it was the brownie. 123 00:07:38,059 --> 00:07:39,126 - It's okay. 124 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,396 - What time is it? 125 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,530 - It's late. 126 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:45,898 - Oh my god. 127 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,634 Oh my god, okay, oh my god, okay, what? 128 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:49,570 Oh, okay. 129 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:51,870 Take this. 130 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:52,740 - Yeah. 131 00:07:53,808 --> 00:07:55,307 - Good, okay. 132 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,409 - Oh my god, don't point it at me. 133 00:07:57,411 --> 00:07:58,310 - I'm sorry. 134 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,244 I'm so sorry. 135 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:00,114 Okay. 136 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,149 - What'd you do that for? 137 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,886 - So I don't claw your face off. 138 00:08:08,122 --> 00:08:10,589 Okay, flashlight towards me. 139 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:11,491 Good, yeah. 140 00:08:13,294 --> 00:08:14,393 And the gun. 141 00:08:14,395 --> 00:08:15,296 And the gun. 142 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:17,832 Okay. 143 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,467 Okay, hold it steady, Karen. 144 00:08:21,469 --> 00:08:22,768 - Sorry. 145 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:23,969 - Okay, just breathe. 146 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,106 Breathe, okay? 147 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:28,776 Breathe, okay? 148 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:32,279 Do you see anything? 149 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:34,615 - No. 150 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:36,682 - Really? 151 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:37,618 Okay. 152 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,122 What about now? 153 00:08:43,124 --> 00:08:44,923 - I don't know. 154 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,158 - Okay, well, get closer, Karen. 155 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,126 Come on, get in there. 156 00:08:47,128 --> 00:08:48,129 Deeper, come on. 157 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,832 Okay, what about my teeth, do I have fangs? 158 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:57,269 - Jesus! 159 00:08:57,271 --> 00:08:58,370 - What? 160 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,472 - You need to floss more. 161 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:01,640 - Are you kidding me right now? 162 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,444 - No, you should floss more. 163 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,148 You look normal. 164 00:09:09,150 --> 00:09:10,315 - I do? 165 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,652 - Yeah. 166 00:09:12,453 --> 00:09:13,487 - Full moon. 167 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:18,826 Okay, what? 168 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,226 I'm not a werewolf. 169 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,128 - You're not a werewolf. 170 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,531 - I'm not a werewolf. 171 00:09:24,533 --> 00:09:25,798 - You're not a werewolf. 172 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:26,732 - I'm not a werewolf. 173 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,068 I'm not a werewolf! 174 00:09:29,070 --> 00:09:30,702 - You're not a werewolf. 175 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:35,407 You would've been like, oh! 176 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,142 - I'm not a werewolf! 177 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,677 - She's not a werewolf! 178 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,012 - I'm not a werewolf! 179 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,680 I'm not a werewolf! 180 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,382 - She's not a werewolf! 181 00:09:43,384 --> 00:09:46,218 - Woo, I'm not a werewolf! 182 00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:48,722 - You're kind of crushing me. 183 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:55,027 - Oh my god, that was really dumb. 184 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,428 That was so dumb. 185 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,362 - So dumb. 186 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,364 - Yeah. 187 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:07,942 What was that? 188 00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:24,211 Sorry, it expired. 189 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,080 - Excuse me? 190 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,881 - It expired, in the ;80s. 191 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,018 See, right there. 192 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,255 - This is bullshit. 193 00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:39,360 No wonder I never came here to the Dumpy Freeze. 194 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,994 I want my free ice cream. 195 00:12:41,996 --> 00:12:43,663 - Okay, you're not gonna get free ice cream. 196 00:12:43,665 --> 00:12:44,830 You're gonna have to pay for it, 197 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,367 'cause that's how life works. 198 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:51,203 - Do you know who I am? 199 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,706 My cousins are the Pinot sisters. 200 00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:54,873 - Okay? 201 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:58,110 - Hello, Olympic figure skating champions. 202 00:12:58,112 --> 00:13:00,045 - So you want free ice cream 203 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,548 because you're related to a couple penises? 204 00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:07,119 - Well, aren't you a clever little smart ass? 205 00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:09,522 - Hey, you're the one trying to use a coupon 206 00:13:09,524 --> 00:13:11,056 from last decade. 207 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,559 By the way, isn't that when your penis cousins 208 00:13:13,561 --> 00:13:16,194 won their silver medal? 209 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:19,066 - Wait a minute, I know you. 210 00:13:20,702 --> 00:13:22,367 You're Lucy. 211 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:23,404 Lucy Muntzy. 212 00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:25,871 Don't you remember me? 213 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,072 - No. 214 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,474 - You were senior vice president, right? 215 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:33,245 It's Karen, we went to leadership camp together. 216 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,314 - We have moved beyond high school. 217 00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:36,582 - Shh. 218 00:13:36,584 --> 00:13:38,152 You were a pretty big deal, right? 219 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:43,725 So now you're just kind of working here now? 220 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,427 - Okay, Miss Penis, the '80s are over, 221 00:13:48,429 --> 00:13:50,262 and so is your coupon. 222 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:55,302 - And you, holy shit, I know you too. 223 00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:58,236 The other Karen. 224 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,438 Scary Karen. 225 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,106 Weren't you the one that tried out for track 226 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,443 and shit yourself? 227 00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:04,811 - No. 228 00:14:04,813 --> 00:14:07,412 - Yeah, because it was super gnarly Mexican food. 229 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,081 - All right, well, this has been fun- 230 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,415 - Yeah, and it was cross country, 231 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,151 so get your facts straight, dumb ass. 232 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:13,985 - Thanks, bud. 233 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,187 - You're welcome. 234 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:18,290 - Well, congratulations on your new careers. 235 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,693 Tell me, do the chocolate shakes 236 00:14:20,695 --> 00:14:21,960 remind you of your track days? 237 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,161 - Okay. 238 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,429 - I'm sorry, cross country. 239 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:25,330 - Sure, how about I pound you in the face 240 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,799 with this jar of marshmallows? 241 00:14:26,801 --> 00:14:28,867 Hope your bangs save you from it. 242 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,803 - She's not worth it, she's a loser. 243 00:14:30,805 --> 00:14:32,304 - And speaking of winners, 244 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,473 is your mom still getting puke ass drunk 245 00:14:34,475 --> 00:14:36,007 out at the casino? 246 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,477 What a bummer she couldn't land you a waitressing job 247 00:14:38,479 --> 00:14:39,779 out there too. 248 00:14:39,781 --> 00:14:41,480 - Okay, you really wanna go? 249 00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:43,315 - Everything okay? 250 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,817 - No, sir. 251 00:14:44,819 --> 00:14:47,119 These girls working here are unprofessional and crazy. 252 00:14:47,121 --> 00:14:49,955 - Okay, you're the psycho who wants free ice cream. 253 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,524 - I fear for my safety. 254 00:14:51,526 --> 00:14:53,894 - Please, don't insult my staff. 255 00:14:55,697 --> 00:14:58,232 May I see the coupon, please? 256 00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:10,144 - You got really lucky. 257 00:15:19,521 --> 00:15:20,421 - Wow. 258 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,157 It's beautiful. 259 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,997 - Why'd you have to make it look so pretty? 260 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:34,502 - Yeah, she's just gonna slurp it up like a pig. 261 00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:38,071 Say hi to your rich dad for me, bitch. 262 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:42,842 - Did you see how it brightened her day? 263 00:15:42,844 --> 00:15:45,410 Ice cream has that effect on people. 264 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,850 It's like they regress and become children again. 265 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,717 My dad always said, 266 00:15:51,719 --> 00:15:53,686 "The gold is in the sweetness, 267 00:15:53,688 --> 00:15:56,421 "and the sweetness is in the soul. 268 00:15:56,423 --> 00:16:00,728 "To make one sweet, you gotta make them whole." 269 00:16:02,864 --> 00:16:05,531 - Okay, Willy Wonka. 270 00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:07,199 - Well, I'm outta here. 271 00:16:07,201 --> 00:16:08,768 - Okay. 272 00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,570 Have a good vacation, Bob. 273 00:16:10,572 --> 00:16:12,738 - Sure am looking forward to it. 274 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,574 - We'll hold down the fort for ya. 275 00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:15,775 - Thanks, girls. 276 00:16:15,777 --> 00:16:16,776 - Bye! 277 00:16:16,778 --> 00:16:18,443 - Bye, Bob. 278 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,411 Bye, Bob. 279 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,549 Bye, Bob, see ya later, Bob. 280 00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:25,083 Oh, Bob, we love Bob. 281 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:28,088 Bob is so awesome. 282 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,923 Thanks, girls. 283 00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:35,093 'Cause the soul is in the sweetness 284 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:39,634 and the sweetness in the soul, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba! 285 00:16:42,737 --> 00:16:44,169 - Don't be a dick. 286 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,571 - He's so sweet. 287 00:16:45,573 --> 00:16:46,772 - Yeah. 288 00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:49,274 - He has to be into some kinky shit, right? 289 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:53,178 Like, necrobestiality or something like that. 290 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,413 - What is that, sex with animals? 291 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,616 - Dead animals. 292 00:16:56,618 --> 00:16:58,985 - You're such a freaky weirdo, Luc. 293 00:16:58,987 --> 00:16:59,952 - Thank you. 294 00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:01,754 Thank you very much, Karen. 295 00:17:02,657 --> 00:17:04,790 - Oh my god, Eric! 296 00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:06,091 You ass! 297 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,093 - Oh, you guys are so easy. 298 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:08,928 - Go get it. 299 00:17:08,930 --> 00:17:09,797 - Okay. 300 00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:14,802 Oops. 301 00:17:24,946 --> 00:17:25,778 There you go. 302 00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:26,612 - Thank you. 303 00:17:26,614 --> 00:17:27,445 - You okay? 304 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,346 - Mm-hmm. 305 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,148 - I didn't scare you too bad. 306 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,485 - Why are you touching me? 307 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,388 - For balance. 308 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:36,989 I'm sorry. 309 00:17:36,991 --> 00:17:40,860 - Don't do that here. 310 00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:43,565 - Have you guys seen a banana split? 311 00:17:50,004 --> 00:17:54,339 - I present to you my creation, a Shaky Shiver. 312 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,208 - Yes, yes! 313 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,579 - Barf. 314 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,345 - Try it first. 315 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,982 - No, it looks like diarrhea, Karen. 316 00:18:02,984 --> 00:18:05,250 There's no way Bob's gonna let you sale that shit. 317 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,086 Maybe one day when you own your own Dumpy store 318 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,323 you can do whatever your little heart desires. 319 00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:12,858 - Okay, yeah, like that's gonna happen. 320 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:15,728 - Hey, ask and you shall receive. 321 00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:17,429 - You know nothing works out for me. 322 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,031 I suck at Super Mario Kart, 323 00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:20,533 my mom is a raging alcoholic, 324 00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:21,867 and apparently, I'm still notorious 325 00:18:21,869 --> 00:18:23,869 for crapping my pants seven years ago. 326 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:28,106 - Okay, Karen, you need to take these negative experiences 327 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,875 and turn them into something positive, 328 00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:31,510 please, for once. 329 00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:33,512 - Can you stop with that? 330 00:18:33,514 --> 00:18:35,948 - Oh, this one time I was at this party, 331 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:38,017 and my friend's older brother was like, 332 00:18:38,019 --> 00:18:39,752 "I dare everyone to eat a peanut butter 333 00:18:39,754 --> 00:18:41,687 "and habanero sandwich!" 334 00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:44,724 - Uh huh, and guess who did it. 335 00:18:44,726 --> 00:18:45,558 - Me. 336 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,059 I did it. 337 00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:50,563 Yeah, I took a bite, and I was like, hmm, 338 00:18:50,565 --> 00:18:51,797 and I started freaking out 339 00:18:51,799 --> 00:18:53,231 and like chugged a gallon of milk. 340 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,067 - Yeah, and then you puked all over everybody, 341 00:18:55,069 --> 00:18:56,535 it was disgusting. 342 00:18:56,537 --> 00:18:57,737 - It was a gallon of milk, 343 00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:59,437 and yeah, all right, it doesn't matter, 344 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,405 'cause I had to go to the hospital 345 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,140 because my ears were bleeding. 346 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,376 - Oh my god, that's gross. 347 00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:05,911 - No. 348 00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:08,748 - Isn't that when you lost your one and only friend? 349 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,584 - Actually, it was one of the best days of my life, 350 00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:13,418 because everyone heard about it at school, 351 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:16,254 and they were like, "Eric, he chugged the milk, 352 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,823 "he ate the sandwich!" 353 00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:19,925 And I was like, "Yep!" 354 00:19:19,927 --> 00:19:21,292 And it was pretty awesome. 355 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,762 Everyone thought I was super popular, 356 00:19:22,764 --> 00:19:24,262 and yeah, I lost a little hearing 357 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:27,133 and my penis didn't work for a bit, but it works now. 358 00:19:27,135 --> 00:19:29,902 - See, if that's not a positive spin, 359 00:19:29,904 --> 00:19:31,436 I don't know what is. 360 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,808 - Eric's changing lives. 361 00:19:37,512 --> 00:19:38,613 - Oh, Jesus. 362 00:19:40,515 --> 00:19:41,448 Oh my god. 363 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:46,752 I have to get out of this shit hole town. 364 00:19:46,754 --> 00:19:47,622 - Uh huh. 365 00:19:48,956 --> 00:19:51,023 - I honestly think I'm gonna start cutting hair. 366 00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:53,125 - I thought you were gonna start a record label. 367 00:19:53,127 --> 00:19:54,026 - I am, I was... 368 00:19:54,028 --> 00:19:55,460 I can do both. 369 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,030 - Weren't you gonna make a blanket with sleeves type thing? 370 00:19:58,032 --> 00:20:00,800 - Dude, that is a fantastic idea. 371 00:20:00,802 --> 00:20:02,300 - What about your other idea 372 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,302 to have people drive other people around for money? 373 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,538 That's just taxis. 374 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:08,140 - No, you didn't even read the business model. 375 00:20:13,181 --> 00:20:14,281 Karen, did... 376 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,324 Okay, I'm just... 377 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,828 You know what, I honestly think 378 00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:31,163 I'm just gonna move to New York. 379 00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:32,998 - Sweet, super original. 380 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,500 - It's the best city in the... 381 00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:36,135 Whoa! 382 00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:36,904 - Hello. 383 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:38,706 - Hi. 384 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,877 Can I help you? 385 00:20:44,512 --> 00:20:47,345 Ma'am, are you deaf? 386 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,547 Can you hear me? 387 00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:49,817 - Hungry. 388 00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:53,953 - Okay, well, you came to the right place, 389 00:20:53,955 --> 00:20:55,721 but unfortunately, we're closed, so. 390 00:20:55,723 --> 00:20:56,724 - I see food. 391 00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,658 Ice cream. 392 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:00,860 - Yeah, we have that, 393 00:21:00,862 --> 00:21:04,029 but it's like all put away, and I already... 394 00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:06,098 Do you have any money? 395 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,034 - I have this. 396 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,703 - What the hell am I supposed to do with that? 397 00:21:10,705 --> 00:21:12,772 - It's beautiful. 398 00:21:12,774 --> 00:21:15,406 - Yeah, and they're everywhere. 399 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,543 - What is it, freeloaders night? 400 00:21:17,545 --> 00:21:20,546 - We haven't eaten in weeks. 401 00:21:20,548 --> 00:21:21,547 - We? 402 00:21:21,549 --> 00:21:23,448 Oh my god, there's more of you? 403 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,251 I can't, I'm so tired. 404 00:21:25,253 --> 00:21:28,386 - We are so hungry. 405 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,355 - I know, I know. 406 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:31,557 But like, we're closed. 407 00:21:31,559 --> 00:21:33,391 I already put all the shit away, man... 408 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,094 Or woman. 409 00:21:35,096 --> 00:21:37,797 Okay, do you want a nut? 410 00:21:37,799 --> 00:21:41,967 You look like you would want a nut. 411 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,769 Will this suffice? 412 00:21:43,771 --> 00:21:44,739 Open up. 413 00:21:46,574 --> 00:21:48,140 Whoa! 414 00:21:48,142 --> 00:21:49,407 What the hell? 415 00:21:52,613 --> 00:21:53,413 What? 416 00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:02,254 - May your blood turn black, into a devil wolf of the night. 417 00:22:02,256 --> 00:22:03,656 - What? 418 00:22:03,658 --> 00:22:05,124 Ow! 419 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,641 Karen! 420 00:23:13,828 --> 00:23:14,695 Karen? 421 00:23:25,172 --> 00:23:26,073 Ow. 422 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:30,344 Okay. 423 00:23:33,214 --> 00:23:34,148 Okay. 424 00:24:06,614 --> 00:24:09,216 Okay, this can't be that hard. 425 00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:18,559 Dammit. 426 00:24:50,091 --> 00:24:52,226 Okay, you got me, get up. 427 00:24:55,162 --> 00:24:56,731 Stop, get up. 428 00:24:58,599 --> 00:24:59,467 Eric? 429 00:25:06,474 --> 00:25:07,408 Eric? 430 00:25:08,676 --> 00:25:09,610 Eric? 431 00:25:11,012 --> 00:25:11,946 Eric? 432 00:25:13,681 --> 00:25:14,947 Eric? 433 00:25:14,949 --> 00:25:18,185 Eric, I swear to God, if you're messing with me. 434 00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:22,788 Eric, please be messing with me. 435 00:25:22,790 --> 00:25:24,123 Eric, oh my god. 436 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,993 Oh my god, no, no, no! 437 00:25:26,794 --> 00:25:28,293 Oh my god. 438 00:25:28,295 --> 00:25:29,461 Eric! 439 00:25:29,463 --> 00:25:30,331 Help! 440 00:25:34,769 --> 00:25:36,470 Oh no, I'm so sorry. 441 00:25:45,112 --> 00:25:46,213 I'm so sorry. 442 00:25:51,018 --> 00:25:52,451 Okay. 443 00:25:52,453 --> 00:25:53,454 Okay, okay. 444 00:25:57,158 --> 00:25:58,690 Will you come haunt me, please? 445 00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:00,995 Please, come haunt me and be weird. 446 00:26:02,630 --> 00:26:04,832 Okay. 447 00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:13,005 Oh, geez, oh, sorry. 448 00:26:13,007 --> 00:26:16,077 I just stepped on your balls, I'm so sorry. 449 00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:00,589 What the hell is that? 450 00:27:11,966 --> 00:27:12,900 Karen! 451 00:27:33,787 --> 00:27:34,623 Karen! 452 00:27:56,177 --> 00:27:57,111 Okay. 453 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:03,350 Oh, my lucky day. 454 00:28:06,754 --> 00:28:07,622 Okay. 455 00:28:08,989 --> 00:28:09,924 Karen! 456 00:28:18,032 --> 00:28:18,966 Hello? 457 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,310 Hello? 458 00:28:33,147 --> 00:28:36,882 Karen, is that you? 459 00:28:36,884 --> 00:28:38,152 - Don't come any closer. 460 00:28:42,223 --> 00:28:43,791 - A dog bone, really? 461 00:28:44,825 --> 00:28:46,158 - Stay away, devil wolf. 462 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,563 - Karen, please do not be a dick right now. 463 00:28:49,997 --> 00:28:55,035 Karen, what happened last night? 464 00:28:56,538 --> 00:29:01,543 Did I turn into a werewolf? 465 00:29:02,677 --> 00:29:03,342 - Are you messing with me right now? 466 00:29:03,344 --> 00:29:04,309 - No, I'm not. 467 00:29:04,311 --> 00:29:05,310 I'm not messing with you, Karen. 468 00:29:05,312 --> 00:29:06,311 Because the last thing I remember 469 00:29:06,313 --> 00:29:09,014 is that you shot Eric, 470 00:29:09,016 --> 00:29:10,849 and then I just woke up totally naked. 471 00:29:10,851 --> 00:29:12,552 - Wait, did you say I shot Eric? 472 00:29:12,554 --> 00:29:13,487 - Yeah. 473 00:29:15,155 --> 00:29:17,424 Yeah, he was the one wearing the rubber mask. 474 00:29:20,528 --> 00:29:21,428 - Oh my god. 475 00:29:22,664 --> 00:29:23,698 I killed Eric. 476 00:29:24,532 --> 00:29:26,198 - Yeah. 477 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,167 Yeah, you did. 478 00:29:28,235 --> 00:29:30,369 I mean, it wasn't like totally your fault, 479 00:29:30,371 --> 00:29:33,038 but I mean, kinda. 480 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,540 - Only kinda? 481 00:29:34,542 --> 00:29:36,208 I shot him in the face. 482 00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:37,776 - Yeah, well, I mean, we told him 483 00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:39,244 that we were coming to Camp Happy Bear 484 00:29:39,246 --> 00:29:42,281 and you know, we didn't know he was gonna come and scare us. 485 00:29:42,283 --> 00:29:43,750 What were you thinking, Eric? 486 00:29:43,752 --> 00:29:45,017 - We? 487 00:29:45,019 --> 00:29:46,519 No, you told him and then I killed him. 488 00:29:46,521 --> 00:29:48,688 - Yeah, you did, I know. 489 00:29:48,690 --> 00:29:49,622 I know! 490 00:29:49,624 --> 00:29:51,890 It's awful, Karen, isn't it? 491 00:29:51,892 --> 00:29:54,459 You must feel like a really big piece of shit. 492 00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:55,861 - Oh, thank you, Lucy. 493 00:29:55,863 --> 00:29:57,029 This never would've happened 494 00:29:57,031 --> 00:29:58,263 if you hadn't brought that stupid gun. 495 00:29:58,265 --> 00:29:59,931 - Well, you shot him with the gun, Karen. 496 00:29:59,933 --> 00:30:01,567 God, can you just help me 497 00:30:01,569 --> 00:30:03,270 get this stupid thing off my arm? 498 00:30:05,707 --> 00:30:07,107 - If you ask nicer. 499 00:30:12,046 --> 00:30:14,315 So you don't remember anything from last night? 500 00:30:15,416 --> 00:30:17,650 Howling at the moon, eating rabbits. 501 00:30:17,652 --> 00:30:19,151 - Nothing. 502 00:30:19,153 --> 00:30:20,787 - What if you crap out some random animal bone later? 503 00:30:20,789 --> 00:30:22,054 - Shut up. 504 00:30:22,056 --> 00:30:22,921 - What if you had sex with a wolf? 505 00:30:22,923 --> 00:30:23,889 - Karen! 506 00:30:23,891 --> 00:30:25,292 - Sorry, it's interesting. 507 00:30:26,628 --> 00:30:28,260 At least you know if you join the circus 508 00:30:28,262 --> 00:30:29,798 you could make a ton of money. 509 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,999 Ah! 510 00:30:34,001 --> 00:30:35,233 - Oh my god, thank God. 511 00:30:35,235 --> 00:30:36,968 - High five. 512 00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:38,305 - Oh yeah, high five. 513 00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:41,774 What the hell did you do that for? 514 00:30:41,776 --> 00:30:43,942 - We need to figure this out before you maul me tonight. 515 00:30:43,944 --> 00:30:44,777 - Tonight? 516 00:30:44,779 --> 00:30:46,011 Are you dumb? 517 00:30:46,013 --> 00:30:47,580 There's not another full moon for a month. 518 00:30:47,582 --> 00:30:50,282 - No, the moon can appear full for several nights. 519 00:30:50,284 --> 00:30:51,983 The lunar cycle is 30 days, 520 00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:53,985 the moon has eight faces, you do the math. 521 00:30:53,987 --> 00:30:55,788 - How do you know this? 522 00:30:55,790 --> 00:30:57,757 - Roger, he was romantic. 523 00:30:57,759 --> 00:30:59,157 - Of course he is. 524 00:30:59,159 --> 00:31:00,626 Okay, so what you're telling me 525 00:31:00,628 --> 00:31:03,295 is that there's another full moon tonight? 526 00:31:03,297 --> 00:31:04,196 - Yes. 527 00:31:04,198 --> 00:31:05,631 Well technically, I don't know. 528 00:31:05,633 --> 00:31:06,965 But better to be safe than sorry. 529 00:31:06,967 --> 00:31:08,801 - What, why didn't you say anything before? 530 00:31:08,803 --> 00:31:10,135 - I didn't think it was actually gonna happen. 531 00:31:10,137 --> 00:31:11,370 - Oh, shit! 532 00:31:11,372 --> 00:31:13,506 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 533 00:31:13,508 --> 00:31:14,441 What? 534 00:31:17,111 --> 00:31:18,613 What's happening? 535 00:31:19,681 --> 00:31:21,647 Oh my god, what's happening to me? 536 00:31:21,649 --> 00:31:24,116 - The crazy lady, she said your blood would turn black. 537 00:31:24,118 --> 00:31:25,016 - Black blood, that's black, 538 00:31:25,018 --> 00:31:26,519 black blood, that's black blood. 539 00:31:26,521 --> 00:31:28,688 Oh my god, what are we gonna do? 540 00:31:28,690 --> 00:31:30,155 - Go to the hospital? 541 00:31:30,157 --> 00:31:31,390 - What, no way! 542 00:31:31,392 --> 00:31:33,828 They're gonna cut me and do experiments and shit. 543 00:31:36,564 --> 00:31:38,230 - We need to clean your blood. 544 00:31:38,232 --> 00:31:39,064 - How? 545 00:31:39,066 --> 00:31:39,898 - Transfusion. 546 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,133 - Okay. 547 00:31:41,135 --> 00:31:43,703 Okay, yeah, that sounds like the worst idea 548 00:31:43,705 --> 00:31:45,671 I've ever heard of in my life, Karen. 549 00:31:45,673 --> 00:31:47,640 - Okay, do you have any other recommendations? 550 00:31:49,143 --> 00:31:51,811 - Okay, wait, so what, you would run your blood through mine 551 00:31:51,813 --> 00:31:53,546 until it's not black? 552 00:31:53,548 --> 00:31:55,480 - No, I'm not going near that. 553 00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:56,718 - Well then who? 554 00:31:58,185 --> 00:31:59,685 - Eric? 555 00:31:59,687 --> 00:32:01,922 I mean, he's got a full tank and he's not using it. 556 00:32:05,527 --> 00:32:07,359 - Well, who's gonna do it? 557 00:32:07,361 --> 00:32:08,828 - Hello. 558 00:32:08,830 --> 00:32:09,862 - You? 559 00:32:09,864 --> 00:32:11,531 - I'm basically a nurse. 560 00:32:11,533 --> 00:32:14,534 - You took two classes three years ago. 561 00:32:14,536 --> 00:32:15,701 - The knowledge is still fresh. 562 00:32:15,703 --> 00:32:16,702 - Didn't you get Ds? 563 00:32:16,704 --> 00:32:17,839 - It was passed fail. 564 00:32:19,206 --> 00:32:21,039 - I'm gonna die. 565 00:32:21,041 --> 00:32:22,409 - No, you're gonna live. 566 00:32:24,445 --> 00:32:26,011 I got it. 567 00:32:44,899 --> 00:32:46,400 - Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. 568 00:32:53,307 --> 00:32:55,741 Oh my god, please be careful. 569 00:32:55,743 --> 00:32:57,545 - God, he's a heavy little guy. 570 00:32:59,079 --> 00:33:00,445 Sorry, Eric. 571 00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:02,380 - Hey, Karen, yeah, I don't think I can do this. 572 00:33:02,382 --> 00:33:03,649 I don't feel right about this. 573 00:33:03,651 --> 00:33:05,585 I just think that we need... 574 00:33:05,587 --> 00:33:07,085 Yeah, I don't think I can do this. 575 00:33:07,087 --> 00:33:08,621 - We don't have any other option. 576 00:33:08,623 --> 00:33:10,489 - I think we can think of some other options besides this. 577 00:33:10,491 --> 00:33:12,090 - Listen, I don't wanna be that girl 578 00:33:12,092 --> 00:33:14,226 who's like, yeah, I had a best friend, 579 00:33:14,228 --> 00:33:15,928 but then, scientists chopped her up 580 00:33:15,930 --> 00:33:17,329 into little pieces and used her blood 581 00:33:17,331 --> 00:33:19,732 to make wolf soldiers to defeat the Russians. 582 00:33:19,734 --> 00:33:20,499 - Okay. 583 00:33:20,501 --> 00:33:21,767 Well, you know what, 584 00:33:21,769 --> 00:33:23,168 you're gonna be telling that cute little story 585 00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:26,071 to the cops when they arrest you for killing Eric. 586 00:33:26,073 --> 00:33:27,942 You shot him in the face, Karen. 587 00:33:29,009 --> 00:33:32,847 - I have everything I need right here. 588 00:33:34,114 --> 00:33:35,648 - Karen, please listen to me. 589 00:33:35,650 --> 00:33:37,415 I don't wanna do this. 590 00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:38,651 - Which one's the knife? 591 00:33:38,653 --> 00:33:40,151 Do you know which one the knife is? 592 00:33:40,153 --> 00:33:40,853 - I'm just gonna assume that there's no getting... 593 00:33:40,855 --> 00:33:41,954 Okay. 594 00:33:41,956 --> 00:33:42,991 Yep, do your thing. 595 00:33:43,858 --> 00:33:45,190 Jesus Christ. 596 00:33:45,192 --> 00:33:46,528 - Okay, got it. 597 00:33:48,696 --> 00:33:49,595 - What? 598 00:33:51,966 --> 00:33:53,298 What? 599 00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:55,300 - It's so thick. 600 00:33:55,302 --> 00:33:56,368 - It's thick? 601 00:33:56,370 --> 00:33:57,503 - Yeah. 602 00:33:57,505 --> 00:33:59,037 - What the? 603 00:33:59,039 --> 00:33:59,672 - Do you think I should make a bigger hole? 604 00:33:59,674 --> 00:34:00,474 - Okay. 605 00:34:01,943 --> 00:34:03,143 Not too big though. 606 00:34:04,211 --> 00:34:06,648 - Oh my god, it's so lumpy. 607 00:34:07,682 --> 00:34:09,617 - Why is it lumpy? 608 00:34:13,487 --> 00:34:14,820 What are you doing? 609 00:34:14,822 --> 00:34:16,856 Why are you looking at me like that? 610 00:34:16,858 --> 00:34:19,525 - I'm gonna cut one of your veins open. 611 00:34:19,527 --> 00:34:20,793 - Uh uh. 612 00:34:20,795 --> 00:34:21,994 - Get some of the infected blood out. 613 00:34:21,996 --> 00:34:23,495 - I don't think it's really that infected. 614 00:34:23,497 --> 00:34:24,997 - Use these straws- 615 00:34:24,999 --> 00:34:26,197 - What? 616 00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:27,465 What, no, why are you all hunched over? 617 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:29,001 - And siphon some of Eric's blood. 618 00:34:29,003 --> 00:34:29,835 - Siphon? 619 00:34:29,837 --> 00:34:31,303 No, I'm not a lawnmower. 620 00:34:31,305 --> 00:34:35,007 - No, you're a devil wolf of the night. 621 00:34:35,009 --> 00:34:36,143 - I hate you. 622 00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:38,511 - You love me. 623 00:34:38,513 --> 00:34:39,413 - No. 624 00:34:40,548 --> 00:34:41,814 Ow, ow, ow! 625 00:34:41,816 --> 00:34:43,049 - I haven't even done anything yet. 626 00:34:43,051 --> 00:34:44,249 - Oh my god, Karen, I told you, I can't. 627 00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:45,083 I can't do this. 628 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:46,686 I can't do this. 629 00:34:46,688 --> 00:34:50,088 - I'm just going to make a tiny little hole, okay? 630 00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:51,256 - A tiny one? 631 00:34:51,258 --> 00:34:52,190 - Yeah. 632 00:34:52,192 --> 00:34:53,391 - Like an itsy-bitsy tiny hole? 633 00:34:53,393 --> 00:34:56,194 - Mm-hmm, itsy-bitsy, teeny-tiny. 634 00:34:56,196 --> 00:34:57,029 Okay? 635 00:34:57,031 --> 00:34:58,698 - Okay. - Yeah. 636 00:34:58,700 --> 00:34:59,567 - Okay. 637 00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:02,267 - On the count of three. 638 00:35:02,269 --> 00:35:05,671 Three, two, one. 639 00:35:05,673 --> 00:35:06,505 - No, no, no! 640 00:35:06,507 --> 00:35:07,506 That doesn't feel tiny! 641 00:35:07,508 --> 00:35:08,876 - Stop being such a baby! 642 00:35:12,947 --> 00:35:14,080 Holy crap. 643 00:35:14,082 --> 00:35:15,113 - What? 644 00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:15,948 What? 645 00:35:15,950 --> 00:35:17,083 - Look at this. 646 00:35:19,887 --> 00:35:22,054 - Why is it like that? 647 00:35:22,056 --> 00:35:23,221 Oh my god. 648 00:35:23,223 --> 00:35:24,690 Oh my god. 649 00:35:24,692 --> 00:35:25,925 Oh my god! 650 00:35:25,927 --> 00:35:27,059 Get it out! 651 00:35:27,061 --> 00:35:28,561 - Stop moving. 652 00:35:28,563 --> 00:35:31,129 - Get it out, get it out, get it out, get it out! 653 00:35:31,131 --> 00:35:32,632 Where's Eric's blood? 654 00:35:32,634 --> 00:35:33,733 I need Eric's blood! 655 00:35:33,735 --> 00:35:34,466 - Right here. - We need Eric's blood. 656 00:35:34,468 --> 00:35:35,901 Okay. 657 00:35:47,381 --> 00:35:48,881 - You got it? 658 00:35:48,883 --> 00:35:49,751 Swallow it. 659 00:35:51,919 --> 00:35:53,251 - Okay. 660 00:35:53,253 --> 00:35:54,419 - You're good. 661 00:35:54,421 --> 00:35:55,621 - I swallowed it. 662 00:35:55,623 --> 00:35:57,089 - Good. 663 00:35:57,091 --> 00:35:59,391 - I'm good, okay. 664 00:35:59,393 --> 00:36:02,128 - Hold it in, be strong. 665 00:36:02,130 --> 00:36:03,598 - That's fine, it's down. 666 00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:07,165 Oh, Jesus Christ. 667 00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:08,000 Okay. 668 00:36:08,002 --> 00:36:09,735 - Swallow it. 669 00:36:09,737 --> 00:36:10,605 - Come on. 670 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,173 Nope, I don't think it's... 671 00:36:15,175 --> 00:36:16,110 Okay. 672 00:36:18,012 --> 00:36:19,310 - Don't! 673 00:36:19,312 --> 00:36:20,247 - Okay. 674 00:36:21,983 --> 00:36:23,115 - No! 675 00:36:26,621 --> 00:36:28,856 - Okay, I feel better now. 676 00:36:38,365 --> 00:36:40,168 Yeah, just cry it out. 677 00:36:54,314 --> 00:36:55,883 - I can't believe he's dead. 678 00:36:56,884 --> 00:36:57,819 - I know. 679 00:36:59,887 --> 00:37:03,155 - I'm definitely going to jail, right? 680 00:37:03,157 --> 00:37:05,024 I mean, I did shoot him. 681 00:37:05,026 --> 00:37:06,525 - It was an accident. 682 00:37:06,527 --> 00:37:11,329 - And I moved his body, and attempted a blood transfusion. 683 00:37:11,331 --> 00:37:13,632 - Yeah, that worked out great. 684 00:37:13,634 --> 00:37:16,070 - Either way you slice it, it doesn't look good. 685 00:37:18,639 --> 00:37:22,208 I guess I can kiss my Friendly Freeze dreams goodbye. 686 00:37:22,210 --> 00:37:23,142 - What? 687 00:37:23,144 --> 00:37:24,011 Karen. 688 00:37:27,682 --> 00:37:31,851 Karen, I love you, I really do, 689 00:37:31,853 --> 00:37:35,187 but wallowing in your own self-pity isn't gonna do shit. 690 00:37:35,189 --> 00:37:36,655 And I'm honestly really scared 691 00:37:36,657 --> 00:37:39,193 that you're gonna wind up like your mom. 692 00:37:47,602 --> 00:37:49,170 - What did you say to me? 693 00:37:50,705 --> 00:37:54,039 Every week it is some new stupid crap with you. 694 00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:55,775 What was it, the donut croissant hybrid? 695 00:37:55,777 --> 00:37:57,209 That was a ridiculous idea. 696 00:37:57,211 --> 00:37:58,409 - Karen. 697 00:37:58,411 --> 00:37:59,377 - It's really easy to judge someone 698 00:37:59,379 --> 00:38:00,546 when you grow up in a nice home 699 00:38:00,548 --> 00:38:01,947 and are constantly told how amazing you are. 700 00:38:01,949 --> 00:38:03,215 - Really? 701 00:38:03,217 --> 00:38:04,349 - But you really can't even wake up 702 00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:05,050 before noon. - Are you kidding me 703 00:38:05,052 --> 00:38:06,619 right now? 704 00:38:06,621 --> 00:38:07,553 - And you haven't even accomplished anything in your life. 705 00:38:07,555 --> 00:38:08,888 - Are you kidding me right now? 706 00:38:08,890 --> 00:38:11,289 - Your parents showered you with opportunities. 707 00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:13,393 My mother showered at a casino. 708 00:38:28,042 --> 00:38:28,910 - You know what? 709 00:38:33,648 --> 00:38:36,749 Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I don't know what just happened, 710 00:38:36,751 --> 00:38:39,618 I'm so sorry. 711 00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:41,722 Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 712 00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:44,491 I'm so sorry. 713 00:38:46,393 --> 00:38:47,325 I'm sorry. 714 00:38:47,327 --> 00:38:48,930 - It's fine, it's fine. 715 00:38:50,565 --> 00:38:53,299 - You know what, you're absolutely right. 716 00:38:53,301 --> 00:38:55,601 You are, I am such a loser. 717 00:38:55,603 --> 00:38:56,969 - You're not a loser. 718 00:38:56,971 --> 00:38:58,270 - I am. 719 00:38:58,272 --> 00:39:00,773 I'm never gonna be as good as I was. 720 00:39:00,775 --> 00:39:02,608 That's right, this is it. 721 00:39:02,610 --> 00:39:03,611 This is it, Karen. 722 00:39:04,745 --> 00:39:06,312 - Are you talking about 723 00:39:06,314 --> 00:39:08,280 when you were student counsel vice president? 724 00:39:08,282 --> 00:39:09,183 - Yeah. 725 00:39:10,284 --> 00:39:13,788 Nobody even ran against me, I won by default. 726 00:39:15,488 --> 00:39:16,324 - Luc? 727 00:39:17,424 --> 00:39:18,324 - What? 728 00:39:18,326 --> 00:39:19,459 - No one cares about that, 729 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,027 except for stupid people 730 00:39:22,029 --> 00:39:25,097 who don't understand how expiration dates work on coupons. 731 00:39:25,099 --> 00:39:26,966 It's not a big deal. 732 00:39:26,968 --> 00:39:29,134 - That's easy for you to say. 733 00:39:29,136 --> 00:39:33,505 - Scary Karen, you don't think that ever bothered me? 734 00:39:33,507 --> 00:39:36,474 They used to put a brown line in a pair of underwear 735 00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:38,310 and put it above my locker. 736 00:39:38,312 --> 00:39:39,313 - They did do that. 737 00:39:41,148 --> 00:39:42,850 Oh, God. 738 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,522 Are we the biggest lame asses in town? 739 00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:53,327 - No. 740 00:39:56,898 --> 00:39:58,165 Eric is. 741 00:39:59,734 --> 00:40:01,333 Or was. 742 00:40:01,335 --> 00:40:02,670 So yeah, I guess we are. 743 00:40:05,539 --> 00:40:06,839 - That's a shitty joke. 744 00:40:06,841 --> 00:40:10,177 - Yeah, I am probably going to Hell. 745 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,387 What? 746 00:40:21,389 --> 00:40:22,390 - Wait, Eric. 747 00:40:23,257 --> 00:40:26,424 The book of spells, right? 748 00:40:26,426 --> 00:40:27,359 - The binder? 749 00:40:27,361 --> 00:40:29,228 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 750 00:40:29,230 --> 00:40:30,663 - I thought you brought that as a joke. 751 00:40:30,665 --> 00:40:31,697 - Yeah, I mean, I did, 752 00:40:31,699 --> 00:40:33,232 but I mean, it's worth a try. 753 00:40:33,234 --> 00:40:35,534 I mean, we've come this far. 754 00:40:44,879 --> 00:40:46,847 - Binder, where are you? 755 00:40:49,884 --> 00:40:53,087 Oh god, I need to get my life together. 756 00:40:58,392 --> 00:40:59,224 Okay. 757 00:41:04,532 --> 00:41:05,700 What is that? 758 00:41:18,546 --> 00:41:20,946 - God, Jesus, you keep doing that. 759 00:41:20,948 --> 00:41:22,214 What's wrong? 760 00:41:22,216 --> 00:41:23,716 - Not to make any of this weirder, 761 00:41:23,718 --> 00:41:26,087 but there is some strange stuff going on outside. 762 00:41:26,954 --> 00:41:29,221 I've been hearing sounds. 763 00:41:29,223 --> 00:41:30,656 - Dude, me too. 764 00:41:30,658 --> 00:41:31,924 What the hell is that? 765 00:41:31,926 --> 00:41:33,759 - I don't know, but I definitely saw something 766 00:41:33,761 --> 00:41:34,593 out in the woods. 767 00:41:34,595 --> 00:41:36,261 - You saw something? 768 00:41:36,263 --> 00:41:37,129 Well, what did you see? 769 00:41:37,131 --> 00:41:38,230 What did it look like? 770 00:41:38,232 --> 00:41:40,132 - It looked like trees and bushes 771 00:41:40,134 --> 00:41:42,735 that were moving, like a forest creature. 772 00:41:42,737 --> 00:41:44,003 - Forest creature? 773 00:41:44,005 --> 00:41:45,070 - Forest creature. 774 00:41:45,072 --> 00:41:45,840 - Okay. 775 00:41:47,608 --> 00:41:49,110 Anyway, the binder. 776 00:41:50,144 --> 00:41:50,945 - Right, sorry. 777 00:41:53,481 --> 00:41:55,314 Where did Eric get this? 778 00:41:55,316 --> 00:41:56,849 - I think he got it from his little brother, 779 00:41:56,851 --> 00:42:00,119 who got it from some weird cult or something like that. 780 00:42:00,121 --> 00:42:02,888 - I heard his brother went missing a couple years ago. 781 00:42:02,890 --> 00:42:05,457 - Karen, just can we stay focused, please? 782 00:42:05,459 --> 00:42:06,792 - All right, well, this is dumb, 783 00:42:06,794 --> 00:42:08,427 because we're not gonna find... 784 00:42:08,429 --> 00:42:10,462 Oh, curing the werewolf virus. 785 00:42:10,464 --> 00:42:12,097 That was surprisingly easy. 786 00:42:12,099 --> 00:42:12,967 - Yeah. 787 00:42:14,035 --> 00:42:16,135 - Looks like you read the incantation 788 00:42:16,137 --> 00:42:17,805 to the infected person. 789 00:42:19,974 --> 00:42:21,976 All right, you ready? 790 00:42:22,977 --> 00:42:23,842 - Yes. 791 00:42:23,844 --> 00:42:24,779 - All right. 792 00:42:44,565 --> 00:42:46,732 - Did it get super cold in here all of a sudden? 793 00:42:46,734 --> 00:42:47,735 - I don't think so. 794 00:42:48,537 --> 00:42:50,169 - Maybe I'm horny. 795 00:42:50,171 --> 00:42:52,505 - Do you feel any different? 796 00:42:52,507 --> 00:42:53,641 - No, same. 797 00:42:55,309 --> 00:42:57,076 - I guess we're just gonna have to wait 'til tonight then. 798 00:42:57,078 --> 00:42:59,011 - Yeah, in the meantime, can you just undo these, 799 00:42:59,013 --> 00:43:00,712 because I really have to pee. 800 00:43:00,714 --> 00:43:02,681 - I don't have the keys. 801 00:43:02,683 --> 00:43:03,649 - What? 802 00:43:03,651 --> 00:43:04,983 - You packed the handcuffs. 803 00:43:04,985 --> 00:43:06,185 I don't know where you put the keys. 804 00:43:06,187 --> 00:43:09,054 - But I don't know where the keys are. 805 00:43:09,056 --> 00:43:11,023 - I mean, I went to get the binder, 806 00:43:11,025 --> 00:43:12,491 that's all you told me to get. 807 00:43:12,493 --> 00:43:14,593 - You can't just handcuff somebody to a bedpost 808 00:43:14,595 --> 00:43:15,727 when you don't have the keys. 809 00:43:15,729 --> 00:43:16,728 - Okay, I'm sorry. 810 00:43:16,730 --> 00:43:18,397 I was trying to protect us. 811 00:43:18,399 --> 00:43:19,932 - Give me this. 812 00:43:19,934 --> 00:43:21,600 Maybe there's a spell in here that can turn you into a dildo 813 00:43:21,602 --> 00:43:23,536 so I can shove more problems up my ass. 814 00:43:23,538 --> 00:43:24,770 - Oh, real mature. 815 00:43:24,772 --> 00:43:27,507 - Karen, you read the wrong spell. 816 00:43:27,509 --> 00:43:28,674 - What? 817 00:43:28,676 --> 00:43:29,842 - Yeah. 818 00:43:29,844 --> 00:43:31,110 - Oh, crappers. 819 00:43:31,112 --> 00:43:32,277 - Yeah, you read the spell 820 00:43:32,279 --> 00:43:33,946 for turning someone into a zombie. 821 00:43:33,948 --> 00:43:35,548 - Okay, that's confusing. 822 00:43:35,550 --> 00:43:38,117 Yeah, but this points, that arrow goes there, and that- 823 00:43:38,119 --> 00:43:40,052 - Oh yeah, I see, that is kind of confusing. 824 00:43:40,054 --> 00:43:41,120 - This is a formatting issue. 825 00:43:41,122 --> 00:43:42,354 - This is stupid. 826 00:43:42,356 --> 00:43:43,622 - All right, but on the bright side, 827 00:43:43,624 --> 00:43:44,957 in order for that spell to work 828 00:43:44,959 --> 00:43:46,727 you would need a dead person to... 829 00:43:49,897 --> 00:43:50,896 Oh my god! 830 00:43:50,898 --> 00:43:51,897 - Oh my god! 831 00:43:51,899 --> 00:43:53,198 Oh my god! 832 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,301 Come on! 833 00:43:57,404 --> 00:43:58,704 It's all you! 834 00:43:58,706 --> 00:44:00,139 It's all you, Karen, I believe in you! 835 00:44:00,141 --> 00:44:01,574 Come on, believe in yourself. 836 00:44:01,576 --> 00:44:03,610 Karen, you can do this. 837 00:44:06,747 --> 00:44:08,415 - You smell so bad. 838 00:44:09,917 --> 00:44:11,418 - Get him, Karen! 839 00:44:14,822 --> 00:44:15,756 Oh! 840 00:44:23,097 --> 00:44:23,964 Ooh! 841 00:44:33,674 --> 00:44:35,407 That was good. 842 00:44:35,409 --> 00:44:37,142 That was really good. 843 00:44:37,144 --> 00:44:38,677 You did it. 844 00:44:38,679 --> 00:44:42,349 You killed him twice, you killed him twice. 845 00:44:43,918 --> 00:44:44,785 Karen? 846 00:44:46,621 --> 00:44:47,788 Are you okay? 847 00:44:49,990 --> 00:44:52,359 - He scratched me up pretty good. 848 00:44:53,628 --> 00:44:54,529 - He did? 849 00:45:00,367 --> 00:45:01,833 Karen? 850 00:45:01,835 --> 00:45:03,268 Karen? 851 00:45:03,270 --> 00:45:04,138 Karen, no. 852 00:45:05,172 --> 00:45:06,508 No, no, no, no! 853 00:45:07,942 --> 00:45:08,876 No, no, no! 854 00:45:10,010 --> 00:45:11,143 Oh my god. 855 00:45:11,145 --> 00:45:12,277 Come on! 856 00:45:17,184 --> 00:45:18,717 Come on! 857 00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:19,987 No, Karen, no! 858 00:45:26,860 --> 00:45:27,795 Come on! 859 00:46:12,206 --> 00:46:13,405 Okay. 860 00:46:13,407 --> 00:46:15,510 God, why is she so slow? 861 00:46:16,877 --> 00:46:17,746 Okay. 862 00:46:21,516 --> 00:46:22,582 This one. 863 00:46:22,584 --> 00:46:23,915 Nope, wrong one. 864 00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:25,417 Okay. 865 00:46:25,419 --> 00:46:27,720 Oh my god, I still have to pee. 866 00:46:31,058 --> 00:46:31,925 Hello. 867 00:46:33,695 --> 00:46:36,228 Ah, good job. 868 00:46:36,230 --> 00:46:37,396 Let's go that way. 869 00:46:37,398 --> 00:46:39,364 Yeah, that way. 870 00:46:39,366 --> 00:46:40,901 Here, Karen, look. 871 00:46:42,303 --> 00:46:45,404 Look, Karen, it's hairspray. 872 00:46:45,406 --> 00:46:47,372 Doesn't that smell nice? 873 00:46:47,374 --> 00:46:48,242 Good job. 874 00:47:07,928 --> 00:47:08,797 Bye. 875 00:47:16,403 --> 00:47:17,739 Okay, nice job. 876 00:47:19,607 --> 00:47:20,474 Right on. 877 00:47:23,077 --> 00:47:24,443 Okay, it's kind of weird 878 00:47:24,445 --> 00:47:26,313 that you turned into a zombie, but... 879 00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:31,285 What? 880 00:47:32,754 --> 00:47:35,456 You're not supposed to be smart. 881 00:47:40,294 --> 00:47:41,161 Okay, bye! 882 00:47:44,632 --> 00:47:46,264 Good job, keep it up. 883 00:47:46,266 --> 00:47:48,135 Keep up the good pace. 884 00:48:07,154 --> 00:48:08,554 Oh, right. 885 00:48:08,556 --> 00:48:09,490 Okay. 886 00:48:25,406 --> 00:48:26,706 Okay. 887 00:48:26,708 --> 00:48:29,809 Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie. 888 00:48:29,811 --> 00:48:31,846 Oh, revenge monster, that's interesting. 889 00:48:37,852 --> 00:48:39,484 Now she's fast? 890 00:48:39,486 --> 00:48:43,488 Okay. 891 00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:44,358 Karen? 892 00:48:49,396 --> 00:48:50,330 Oh. 893 00:48:53,868 --> 00:48:56,604 Oh my god, wow, that's so gross. 894 00:49:02,342 --> 00:49:03,543 This thing has everything. 895 00:49:03,545 --> 00:49:04,376 God. 896 00:49:04,378 --> 00:49:05,279 Oh. 897 00:49:09,383 --> 00:49:11,049 Give me a sec, Karen. 898 00:49:14,522 --> 00:49:15,555 Yes, zombie. 899 00:49:15,557 --> 00:49:16,421 Okay. 900 00:49:16,423 --> 00:49:17,357 Okay. 901 00:49:20,762 --> 00:49:21,696 No, Karen. 902 00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:33,573 Karen. 903 00:49:33,575 --> 00:49:35,373 Karen, is that you? 904 00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:36,243 - What happened? 905 00:49:38,278 --> 00:49:39,213 - Oh, thank God. 906 00:49:40,582 --> 00:49:43,081 Yeah, you're maybe gonna wanna go grab a rag 907 00:49:43,083 --> 00:49:45,585 and kind of dab. 908 00:49:45,587 --> 00:49:47,319 - What's on my face? 909 00:49:47,321 --> 00:49:48,957 - I don't think you wanna know. 910 00:50:00,234 --> 00:50:03,435 - This is a peaceful place to leave him. 911 00:50:03,437 --> 00:50:04,304 - Yeah. 912 00:50:15,415 --> 00:50:16,283 Okay. 913 00:50:22,189 --> 00:50:23,457 Should we say something? 914 00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:25,958 - Yeah. 915 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:26,828 - Okay. 916 00:50:28,630 --> 00:50:31,164 - Hey, Eric, I'm sorry. 917 00:50:31,966 --> 00:50:33,633 This is weird, right? 918 00:50:33,635 --> 00:50:35,469 - It's only weird if you make it weird. 919 00:50:36,638 --> 00:50:38,472 - I just wish I could talk to him again. 920 00:50:40,975 --> 00:50:41,776 - Yeah, me too. 921 00:50:49,316 --> 00:50:50,117 Wait. 922 00:50:51,385 --> 00:50:53,151 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 923 00:50:53,153 --> 00:50:54,386 - What are you doing? 924 00:50:54,388 --> 00:50:55,888 - Well, maybe there's something in here 925 00:50:55,890 --> 00:50:58,390 that can like bring him back to life, I don't know. 926 00:50:58,392 --> 00:50:59,692 - I think we already did the zombie thing. 927 00:50:59,694 --> 00:51:00,695 - Let me see. 928 00:51:03,031 --> 00:51:05,330 Son of a bitch, this thing has everything. 929 00:51:05,332 --> 00:51:07,867 - Conjuring a soul back into a deceased body. 930 00:51:07,869 --> 00:51:08,701 - Yeah. 931 00:51:08,703 --> 00:51:09,535 - Okay. 932 00:51:09,537 --> 00:51:10,368 - Yeah. 933 00:51:10,370 --> 00:51:12,004 - Is that a good idea? 934 00:51:12,006 --> 00:51:13,873 - I mean, yeah, it says it only lasts one minute. 935 00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:15,841 So I mean, what could go wrong? 936 00:51:15,843 --> 00:51:17,877 - I don't think you should say that. 937 00:51:17,879 --> 00:51:19,377 - Okay, well, let's try. 938 00:51:19,379 --> 00:51:20,314 Okay. 939 00:51:36,496 --> 00:51:39,699 - Eric? 940 00:51:39,701 --> 00:51:40,935 - Eric, hello? 941 00:51:46,206 --> 00:51:47,008 Eric? 942 00:51:54,549 --> 00:51:55,380 - Oh my god! 943 00:51:55,382 --> 00:51:56,348 - Oh my god! 944 00:51:56,350 --> 00:51:57,182 - You dick! 945 00:51:57,184 --> 00:51:58,517 - You piece of shit. 946 00:51:58,519 --> 00:52:00,052 - That never gets old. 947 00:52:00,054 --> 00:52:01,386 Oh my gosh. 948 00:52:01,388 --> 00:52:02,555 Oh, ladies. 949 00:52:02,557 --> 00:52:06,092 Ladies, ladies, ladies, why'd you do this? 950 00:52:06,094 --> 00:52:08,060 - I'm sorry, it was my fault. 951 00:52:08,062 --> 00:52:10,763 You came to the window and I was scared, it was an accident. 952 00:52:10,765 --> 00:52:12,567 I would never hurt you. 953 00:52:13,601 --> 00:52:15,235 - Where's my brain? 954 00:52:16,104 --> 00:52:18,269 - You wanna take that one, Karen? 955 00:52:18,271 --> 00:52:20,438 - You were a zombie and I was a zombie. 956 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:21,641 - She ate them. 957 00:52:21,643 --> 00:52:23,075 - You don't remember? 958 00:52:23,077 --> 00:52:24,810 I thought souls were supposed to be all-knowing. 959 00:52:24,812 --> 00:52:25,811 - Yeah. 960 00:52:25,813 --> 00:52:27,245 - No, we're not, Hannibal Lector. 961 00:52:27,247 --> 00:52:28,446 - Oh. 962 00:52:28,448 --> 00:52:29,815 - But I can travel through walls. 963 00:52:29,817 --> 00:52:31,083 - Cool. 964 00:52:31,085 --> 00:52:32,084 - So I'm gonna watch you two go to the bathroom 965 00:52:32,086 --> 00:52:33,552 'til that gets boring. 966 00:52:34,421 --> 00:52:35,387 - Oh my god. 967 00:52:35,389 --> 00:52:36,822 - No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 968 00:52:36,824 --> 00:52:39,825 I must look pretty terrible. 969 00:52:39,827 --> 00:52:40,626 - Yeah. 970 00:52:40,628 --> 00:52:41,594 - No. 971 00:52:41,596 --> 00:52:42,427 - No. 972 00:52:42,429 --> 00:52:43,929 You look great. 973 00:52:43,931 --> 00:52:46,297 I actually don't think I've ever seen you look better. 974 00:52:46,299 --> 00:52:47,499 - Really? 975 00:52:47,501 --> 00:52:51,336 - Yeah, you look like so handsome. 976 00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:52,605 - Thank you. 977 00:52:52,607 --> 00:52:54,740 - So do people like bone in Heaven? 978 00:52:54,742 --> 00:52:56,075 - Where is Amelia Earhart? 979 00:52:56,077 --> 00:52:57,009 - Are aliens real? 980 00:52:57,011 --> 00:52:57,977 - Is God a woman? 981 00:52:57,979 --> 00:52:59,277 - What religion is correct? 982 00:52:59,279 --> 00:53:00,579 - Should I invest in more Beanie Babies? 983 00:53:00,581 --> 00:53:01,914 - Can you say hi to my Aunt Bonnie for me? 984 00:53:01,916 --> 00:53:03,181 - Who killed JFK? 985 00:53:03,183 --> 00:53:04,617 - Do people fuck in Heaven? 986 00:53:04,619 --> 00:53:06,451 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 987 00:53:06,453 --> 00:53:08,821 Yes, people do that in Heaven. 988 00:53:08,823 --> 00:53:11,256 I haven't yet, but I'm gonna. 989 00:53:11,258 --> 00:53:12,658 But I gotta tell you guys something, okay, 990 00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:15,427 you guys wanna hear something crazy incredible? 991 00:53:15,429 --> 00:53:16,294 - Yes! - Yeah. 992 00:53:17,131 --> 00:53:18,531 - Okay, okay. 993 00:53:18,533 --> 00:53:20,099 So John Lennon- 994 00:53:21,201 --> 00:53:22,267 - No! 995 00:53:22,269 --> 00:53:23,102 - Eric! 996 00:53:23,104 --> 00:53:23,969 - Get him back! 997 00:53:23,971 --> 00:53:24,804 - Wake up! 998 00:53:24,806 --> 00:53:26,005 Wake up, Eric! 999 00:53:26,007 --> 00:53:27,439 - Do the spell, do the spell. 1000 00:53:27,441 --> 00:53:28,507 - Okay. 1001 00:53:28,509 --> 00:53:30,442 Oh, oh, oh. 1002 00:53:30,444 --> 00:53:32,645 Can only use once. 1003 00:53:32,647 --> 00:53:33,546 Damn. 1004 00:53:33,548 --> 00:53:34,647 - We wasted it. 1005 00:53:34,649 --> 00:53:36,182 - Yeah. 1006 00:53:38,019 --> 00:53:39,051 - We gotta go. 1007 00:53:39,053 --> 00:53:40,619 - Okay. 1008 00:53:40,621 --> 00:53:43,488 Yeah, okay, you go, I'll get this. 1009 00:53:43,490 --> 00:53:44,391 Okay. 1010 00:53:47,028 --> 00:53:47,962 Okay. 1011 00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:54,900 Make sure that you haunt me. 1012 00:53:54,902 --> 00:53:57,237 And the bathroom thing is totally okay. 1013 00:53:58,238 --> 00:53:59,040 Bye, Eric. 1014 00:54:07,515 --> 00:54:10,082 Wait, wait, wait, Karen, don't go that way. 1015 00:54:10,084 --> 00:54:11,650 Let's go this way, I know a shortcut. 1016 00:54:11,652 --> 00:54:12,587 - Oh, okay. 1017 00:54:17,290 --> 00:54:20,526 - So do you think your car's like completely totaled? 1018 00:54:20,528 --> 00:54:21,426 - Probably. 1019 00:54:21,428 --> 00:54:22,360 - Really? 1020 00:54:22,362 --> 00:54:23,696 - It was on its last leg. 1021 00:54:23,698 --> 00:54:24,930 - That sucks. 1022 00:54:24,932 --> 00:54:27,199 There's a lot of good memories in that car. 1023 00:54:27,201 --> 00:54:29,535 - It's the only thing my mom ever gave me. 1024 00:54:29,537 --> 00:54:31,871 - Well, technically it was taken away from her 1025 00:54:31,873 --> 00:54:33,706 after her fifth DUI. 1026 00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:34,607 - That's fair. 1027 00:54:34,609 --> 00:54:37,209 At least we made it out alive. 1028 00:54:37,211 --> 00:54:38,544 - Well, wait. 1029 00:54:38,546 --> 00:54:40,713 Karen, I'm still a werewolf. 1030 00:54:40,715 --> 00:54:41,881 - Crappers. 1031 00:54:41,883 --> 00:54:43,182 - Shoot! 1032 00:54:43,184 --> 00:54:44,116 - The binder. 1033 00:54:44,118 --> 00:54:45,052 - Oh, yeah. 1034 00:54:48,956 --> 00:54:50,388 - Good thing it's still daylight. 1035 00:54:50,390 --> 00:54:51,422 - Yeah. 1036 00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:56,061 - What in the world? 1037 00:54:56,063 --> 00:54:57,630 - This can't be good. 1038 00:55:20,453 --> 00:55:21,887 - Where are we? 1039 00:55:21,889 --> 00:55:23,891 - What happened? 1040 00:55:24,926 --> 00:55:26,961 - This is awkward. 1041 00:55:28,129 --> 00:55:33,234 - Oh my god, you're hunting people, right, 1042 00:55:34,268 --> 00:55:36,401 that's what you're doing? 1043 00:55:36,403 --> 00:55:38,604 - And you take them here, dismember them, 1044 00:55:38,606 --> 00:55:40,438 make lampshades out of their skin. 1045 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,607 Sick crap like that, right? 1046 00:55:41,609 --> 00:55:42,475 - What, no. 1047 00:55:43,845 --> 00:55:45,947 You guys are so silly. 1048 00:55:49,016 --> 00:55:50,952 But I do have a secret. 1049 00:55:52,019 --> 00:55:54,119 - I knew he was a sociopath. 1050 00:55:54,121 --> 00:55:56,922 - And I think it's time to come clean. 1051 00:55:56,924 --> 00:55:58,290 - Oh, we're dead. 1052 00:55:58,292 --> 00:56:03,264 - For years and years, I've been obsessed with- 1053 00:56:04,298 --> 00:56:05,130 - Murder? 1054 00:56:05,132 --> 00:56:06,000 - Bigfoot. 1055 00:56:08,703 --> 00:56:10,137 - I'm sorry, Bigfoot? 1056 00:56:11,305 --> 00:56:12,605 - Yeah. 1057 00:56:12,607 --> 00:56:16,775 I know, girls, it all sounds kind of silly, 1058 00:56:16,777 --> 00:56:19,680 but my Robin would never fib. 1059 00:56:20,815 --> 00:56:24,382 She only saw the good in the world. 1060 00:56:24,384 --> 00:56:26,954 And I try to do the same. 1061 00:56:27,989 --> 00:56:31,489 When she told me that she saw Bigfoot, 1062 00:56:31,491 --> 00:56:32,992 of course I believed her, 1063 00:56:32,994 --> 00:56:36,330 I mean, why would she make up something like that? 1064 00:56:37,999 --> 00:56:41,834 No one else in the town believed her. 1065 00:56:41,836 --> 00:56:44,805 They all laughed behind her back. 1066 00:56:45,673 --> 00:56:48,175 They called her the town loser. 1067 00:56:49,310 --> 00:56:53,480 My sweet Robin died of a broken heart. 1068 00:57:00,922 --> 00:57:01,856 - Oh. 1069 00:57:02,990 --> 00:57:05,658 - Anyway, I'm sorry you guys stumbled in 1070 00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:07,059 to my Bigfoot trap. 1071 00:57:07,061 --> 00:57:09,228 And I'm glad you're okay. 1072 00:57:09,230 --> 00:57:11,730 - Yeah, it's okay. 1073 00:57:11,732 --> 00:57:13,032 We're okay. 1074 00:57:13,034 --> 00:57:17,403 - I bet you heard some of the craziest sounds 1075 00:57:17,405 --> 00:57:18,372 out there tonight. 1076 00:57:19,206 --> 00:57:20,875 - Yeah, what was that? 1077 00:57:27,048 --> 00:57:31,385 - This was the first recording in '69. 1078 00:57:36,223 --> 00:57:41,262 And this, the infamous attack in '74 near Spokane. 1079 00:57:45,232 --> 00:57:47,232 - Wow. 1080 00:57:47,234 --> 00:57:49,902 - And more recently, the recording 1081 00:57:49,904 --> 00:57:52,738 by the stranded truck driver in '86. 1082 00:57:52,740 --> 00:57:56,241 Oh, but you guys knew that one. 1083 00:57:56,243 --> 00:57:57,710 - Sure. 1084 00:57:57,712 --> 00:58:02,247 - So I created a loop that was half distress call 1085 00:58:02,249 --> 00:58:04,149 and half rescue call. 1086 00:58:04,151 --> 00:58:05,884 Covered a lot of ground that way. 1087 00:58:05,886 --> 00:58:07,553 - That's pretty creative, Bob. 1088 00:58:07,555 --> 00:58:09,989 - That's got to be the craziest story 1089 00:58:09,991 --> 00:58:12,091 you have ever heard. 1090 00:58:12,093 --> 00:58:14,426 - You'd be surprised. 1091 00:58:14,428 --> 00:58:16,662 - So what are you guys doing out here? 1092 00:58:16,664 --> 00:58:20,132 - Well, that's kind of a long story too. 1093 00:58:20,134 --> 00:58:22,568 - Can't be any stranger than mine. 1094 00:58:22,570 --> 00:58:23,936 - Oh, God. 1095 00:58:23,938 --> 00:58:25,938 Yeah, it's quite a doozy. 1096 00:58:25,940 --> 00:58:27,141 - Well, I'm all ears. 1097 00:58:28,476 --> 00:58:32,578 - Okay, so a crazy lady came to the Friendly Freeze 1098 00:58:32,580 --> 00:58:34,613 and wanted free ice cream. 1099 00:58:34,615 --> 00:58:35,781 We didn't give it to her. 1100 00:58:35,783 --> 00:58:37,783 - Yeah, we made fun of her instead. 1101 00:58:37,785 --> 00:58:39,785 - She had this creepy sock puppet thing 1102 00:58:39,787 --> 00:58:41,286 and it bit Lucy in the arm. 1103 00:58:41,288 --> 00:58:44,556 - Yeah, she cursed me to become a werewolf. 1104 00:58:44,558 --> 00:58:46,925 - So Eric followed us up here, 1105 00:58:46,927 --> 00:58:48,460 and he put on this wolf mask, 1106 00:58:48,462 --> 00:58:49,461 and he scared us. 1107 00:58:49,463 --> 00:58:51,296 - Yeah, she shot him in the face. 1108 00:58:51,298 --> 00:58:52,831 - I'm sorry, what? 1109 00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:57,002 - Yeah, so I woke up naked in the middle of nowhere, 1110 00:58:57,004 --> 00:59:01,807 with bugs all over my body. 1111 00:59:01,809 --> 00:59:05,177 And found Karen in this little cabin here. 1112 00:59:05,179 --> 00:59:07,514 - And I had a pretty solid idea 1113 00:59:07,516 --> 00:59:08,714 to do a blood transfusion, 1114 00:59:08,716 --> 00:59:11,150 so I dragged Eric's body back here. 1115 00:59:11,152 --> 00:59:13,485 - Yeah, it was actually a complete shit show. 1116 00:59:13,487 --> 00:59:15,487 - And Lucy got this spell book from Eric. 1117 00:59:15,489 --> 00:59:17,456 - Oh, Bob, you will not believe 1118 00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:18,690 what this thing can do. 1119 00:59:18,692 --> 00:59:22,361 - So long story short, that's how we ended up 1120 00:59:22,363 --> 00:59:24,830 passed out under your Bigfoot net. 1121 00:59:24,832 --> 00:59:27,566 - Yeah, you know, Bigfoot net sounds pretty normal 1122 00:59:27,568 --> 00:59:29,236 compared to the day that we had. 1123 00:59:30,171 --> 00:59:34,675 - You're telling me Eric is dead? 1124 00:59:36,010 --> 00:59:36,909 - Yeah. 1125 00:59:36,911 --> 00:59:38,177 - Yeah. 1126 00:59:38,179 --> 00:59:40,481 He's out by the oak tree. 1127 00:59:42,917 --> 00:59:44,817 Oh, one more thing, 1128 00:59:44,819 --> 00:59:45,918 Lucy's still a werewolf 1129 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,586 and she might transform again tonight, 1130 00:59:47,588 --> 00:59:49,522 so we need to reverse the curse. 1131 00:59:49,524 --> 00:59:50,889 Where is the binder? 1132 00:59:50,891 --> 00:59:54,428 - Wait a minute, this is a lot to take in. 1133 00:59:55,596 --> 00:59:59,066 Are you guys on drugs? 1134 01:00:00,034 --> 01:00:04,736 - Not right now, no. 1135 01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:08,676 - I think I'm gonna have to call the police. 1136 01:00:09,777 --> 01:00:12,077 - Wait, hold on, Bob. - Bob, come on. 1137 01:00:12,079 --> 01:00:13,045 - Hold on, Bon. 1138 01:00:13,047 --> 01:00:15,948 - We have had a gnarly day. 1139 01:00:15,950 --> 01:00:18,551 - One of my employees is dead. 1140 01:00:18,553 --> 01:00:20,886 - Can we deal with this tomorrow? 1141 01:00:20,888 --> 01:00:24,223 I just wanna go home, maybe eat a whole box of cereal. 1142 01:00:24,225 --> 01:00:25,926 That sounds good, right, Luc? 1143 01:00:27,628 --> 01:00:28,627 Luc? 1144 01:00:29,531 --> 01:00:31,564 Oh no, the binder! 1145 01:00:31,566 --> 01:00:32,601 I need the binder! 1146 01:00:39,974 --> 01:00:41,541 There's a spell in here. 1147 01:00:41,543 --> 01:00:43,275 There's a spell in here to solve it. 1148 01:00:48,449 --> 01:00:49,250 Okay. 1149 01:01:05,499 --> 01:01:07,166 It didn't work! 1150 01:01:15,142 --> 01:01:17,144 I don't know this word. 1151 01:01:18,245 --> 01:01:19,514 - Give me that! 1152 01:01:40,535 --> 01:01:42,467 - Bob, you did it! 1153 01:01:42,469 --> 01:01:44,136 You did it! 1154 01:01:44,138 --> 01:01:44,972 - Ow. 1155 01:01:47,542 --> 01:01:51,011 - Come on, Luc, let's get you out of here. 1156 01:01:57,985 --> 01:01:59,785 How great are these spells? 1157 01:01:59,787 --> 01:02:00,485 - Huh? 1158 01:02:00,487 --> 01:02:01,322 Oh yeah, they're great. 1159 01:02:02,456 --> 01:02:04,289 Probably make a fortune off of them or whatever. 1160 01:02:04,291 --> 01:02:07,194 Sell that Bigfoot stuff too. 1161 01:02:08,062 --> 01:02:09,494 - We could be rich. 1162 01:02:09,496 --> 01:02:12,998 - Girls, we need to go see the sheriff. 1163 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,669 - I have a bit of history with Sheriff Flanders. 1164 01:02:16,671 --> 01:02:18,540 It's not like sexual or anything. 1165 01:02:42,029 --> 01:02:45,831 Bob, I think you can just go around this. 1166 01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:48,002 There's no one crossing. 1167 01:02:49,236 --> 01:02:52,437 I actually don't think anyone's crossed for, well, ever. 1168 01:02:52,439 --> 01:02:53,939 So I think you're good. 1169 01:02:53,941 --> 01:02:57,242 - The lady that came into the Friendly Freeze, 1170 01:02:57,244 --> 01:02:59,280 tell me again what she looked like. 1171 01:03:01,882 --> 01:03:06,920 - Well, she kind of looked like a tree. 1172 01:03:09,056 --> 01:03:10,891 I know that sounds really weird. 1173 01:03:11,726 --> 01:03:14,359 - She had crazy eyes. 1174 01:03:14,361 --> 01:03:19,400 - Yeah, and then she had branches or like twigs 1175 01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:23,035 growing out of her fingernails, 1176 01:03:23,037 --> 01:03:24,369 I know that sounds completely bizarre, 1177 01:03:24,371 --> 01:03:27,072 but that's what she looked like. 1178 01:03:27,074 --> 01:03:29,441 - When she looked at you, 1179 01:03:29,443 --> 01:03:32,745 was it like she was staring through the windows 1180 01:03:32,747 --> 01:03:33,648 of your soul? 1181 01:03:38,485 --> 01:03:39,420 - Yeah. 1182 01:03:41,922 --> 01:03:43,758 - Did you know her, Bob? 1183 01:03:47,662 --> 01:03:51,800 - She came into the shop about 20 years ago. 1184 01:03:53,568 --> 01:03:57,603 She asked for something to eat, 1185 01:03:57,605 --> 01:03:59,808 but didn't have any money. 1186 01:04:01,275 --> 01:04:06,313 I felt bad, so I gave her my ice cream special. 1187 01:04:08,082 --> 01:04:12,453 She said good fortune was coming to me, 1188 01:04:14,421 --> 01:04:19,460 and I swear not five minutes later, 1189 01:04:21,095 --> 01:04:24,632 a beautiful woman walked into my life. 1190 01:04:27,501 --> 01:04:31,639 Maybe she was some kind of morality test or something. 1191 01:04:32,540 --> 01:04:34,106 - Well, we failed that. 1192 01:04:34,108 --> 01:04:37,309 - Yeah, I don't think this thing ever stops flashing, 1193 01:04:37,311 --> 01:04:39,814 so I really think we can just. 1194 01:04:42,049 --> 01:04:44,118 - So what happened with the girl? 1195 01:05:23,825 --> 01:05:25,159 - Okay, we can go. 1196 01:05:32,933 --> 01:05:34,032 - What's wrong? 1197 01:05:34,034 --> 01:05:35,603 - I'm not sure, let me check. 1198 01:05:37,739 --> 01:05:39,572 - I guess we'll just stay here forever, 1199 01:05:39,574 --> 01:05:41,241 for the rest of our lives. 1200 01:05:45,245 --> 01:05:46,380 I have to pee. 1201 01:05:47,214 --> 01:05:48,282 - You're on your own. 1202 01:05:49,349 --> 01:05:50,348 - Really? 1203 01:05:50,350 --> 01:05:51,784 - You heard what Eric said, 1204 01:05:51,786 --> 01:05:54,854 his ghost is watching us go, one and two. 1205 01:05:54,856 --> 01:05:55,855 - Why do you care? 1206 01:05:55,857 --> 01:05:56,891 I'm the one peeing. 1207 01:06:02,196 --> 01:06:03,631 - Need help, Bob? 1208 01:06:27,789 --> 01:06:29,624 Thanks for sharing your story, Bob. 1209 01:06:30,758 --> 01:06:33,225 Your wife sounded like a really lovely woman. 1210 01:06:33,227 --> 01:06:34,662 - Oh, she sure was. 1211 01:06:38,666 --> 01:06:41,468 Come on, Elkie girl, you can do it. 1212 01:07:15,937 --> 01:07:18,103 - Guys, guys, we need to go. 1213 01:07:18,105 --> 01:07:19,304 We gotta go. 1214 01:07:19,306 --> 01:07:22,508 There's like people coming out of the woods 1215 01:07:22,510 --> 01:07:23,843 in white cloaks. 1216 01:07:23,845 --> 01:07:25,143 I know what that sounds like, 1217 01:07:25,145 --> 01:07:27,513 but they're after me, so we gotta go. 1218 01:07:27,515 --> 01:07:30,315 - No, these woods can be very scary, 1219 01:07:30,317 --> 01:07:32,284 I think they just got the best of you. 1220 01:07:32,286 --> 01:07:33,686 - No, no, no, Bob, it's not like that. 1221 01:07:33,688 --> 01:07:37,222 It's not the woods, it's people coming out of the woods 1222 01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:38,490 and they're gonna kill us, 1223 01:07:38,492 --> 01:07:39,892 so we gotta go, are you ready? 1224 01:07:39,894 --> 01:07:40,726 Let's go. 1225 01:07:40,728 --> 01:07:41,994 We have to go! 1226 01:07:41,996 --> 01:07:43,361 Look, look, there they are! - Oh my god. 1227 01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:44,462 - Do you see them? 1228 01:07:44,464 --> 01:07:46,164 - Oh my god, we need to go! 1229 01:07:46,166 --> 01:07:47,332 We need to go! 1230 01:07:47,334 --> 01:07:50,068 - What do you want from us? 1231 01:07:50,070 --> 01:07:52,572 - That's the summon from the book. 1232 01:07:52,574 --> 01:07:55,841 Lucy, do you think they want this? 1233 01:07:55,843 --> 01:07:57,142 - I don't know. 1234 01:07:57,144 --> 01:07:59,579 - Get in the car, get in the car, get in the car. 1235 01:07:59,581 --> 01:08:02,917 Okay, start the car, Bob, start the car. 1236 01:08:03,985 --> 01:08:05,216 They're getting closer, 1237 01:08:05,218 --> 01:08:06,519 start the car, Bob. 1238 01:08:06,521 --> 01:08:08,355 - Bob, start the car! 1239 01:08:09,757 --> 01:08:11,258 - Come on, Elkie! 1240 01:08:13,493 --> 01:08:14,594 - Yes, yes! 1241 01:08:14,596 --> 01:08:15,761 Go! 1242 01:08:16,864 --> 01:08:19,266 - Yeah, we're gone, bitches! 1243 01:08:33,915 --> 01:08:34,849 - Bob. 1244 01:08:36,116 --> 01:08:37,917 - I know you. 1245 01:08:37,919 --> 01:08:39,752 Do you need help? 1246 01:08:39,754 --> 01:08:41,520 Are you lost? 1247 01:08:41,522 --> 01:08:42,389 - No. 1248 01:08:43,858 --> 01:08:47,194 I found exactly what I was looking for. 1249 01:08:49,363 --> 01:08:50,230 - Hey! 1250 01:08:51,131 --> 01:08:52,031 Bob! 1251 01:08:52,033 --> 01:08:53,231 Stop! 1252 01:08:53,233 --> 01:08:54,900 Stop! 1253 01:08:54,902 --> 01:08:57,235 You cursed her and we defeated you, 1254 01:08:57,237 --> 01:08:59,073 fair and square, with this. 1255 01:09:04,946 --> 01:09:06,114 No, no! 1256 01:09:06,948 --> 01:09:07,882 - Karen! 1257 01:09:08,783 --> 01:09:10,248 Karen! 1258 01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:12,551 - You may have broken the curse, 1259 01:09:12,553 --> 01:09:14,388 but you'll never escape me. 1260 01:09:16,758 --> 01:09:19,925 - Go, save yourselves, get out of here. 1261 01:09:19,927 --> 01:09:21,428 - Come on. 1262 01:09:22,664 --> 01:09:24,130 - No! 1263 01:09:24,132 --> 01:09:24,930 - Karen, what are you doing, we have to go, come on! 1264 01:09:24,932 --> 01:09:26,164 - We can't leave! 1265 01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:28,466 - Karen, if we don't leave, we're dead. 1266 01:09:28,468 --> 01:09:29,434 We lose! 1267 01:09:29,436 --> 01:09:30,770 - We have to do something. 1268 01:09:30,772 --> 01:09:35,173 - No, Karen, I'm so sick of being a loser. 1269 01:09:35,175 --> 01:09:37,477 - If you're a loser then I'm a loser. 1270 01:09:43,685 --> 01:09:46,286 - No, I'm sorry, I have to go. 1271 01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,662 I'm so sorry, I have to go, you're on your own. 1272 01:09:56,664 --> 01:09:57,598 I'm done. 1273 01:10:03,470 --> 01:10:04,537 - Bob! 1274 01:10:04,539 --> 01:10:05,370 Bob! 1275 01:10:05,372 --> 01:10:06,772 - I told you to go. 1276 01:10:06,774 --> 01:10:08,774 - I couldn't leave you, you're like my family. 1277 01:10:08,776 --> 01:10:10,442 The Friendly Freeze is all I've got. 1278 01:10:10,444 --> 01:10:13,145 - Oh, do you want a Friendly Freeze? 1279 01:10:13,147 --> 01:10:15,480 Here, why don't you try this one? 1280 01:10:15,482 --> 01:10:16,782 - No, stop! 1281 01:10:16,784 --> 01:10:18,820 - Scary Karen. 1282 01:10:20,188 --> 01:10:22,988 Let's try to keep it in your pants this time, huh? 1283 01:10:22,990 --> 01:10:28,029 You're a failure, you're doomed, just like your mother. 1284 01:10:30,330 --> 01:10:33,231 - Don't you dare talk about my mother! 1285 01:10:35,169 --> 01:10:37,503 - Like mother, like daughter. 1286 01:10:37,505 --> 01:10:40,338 Why would you help these heathens? 1287 01:10:40,340 --> 01:10:42,007 - They're good girls. 1288 01:10:42,009 --> 01:10:47,014 Sometimes bizarre and misguided, but good. 1289 01:10:48,182 --> 01:10:50,348 - But I gave you the love of your life. 1290 01:10:50,350 --> 01:10:52,852 This is how you repay me? 1291 01:10:52,854 --> 01:10:54,385 That's such a shame. 1292 01:10:54,387 --> 01:10:57,757 Eventually, you would've been reunited with your wife, 1293 01:10:57,759 --> 01:11:02,194 but now, I gotta take you with me, 1294 01:11:02,196 --> 01:11:04,699 along with this loser. 1295 01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:06,567 - Hey! 1296 01:11:07,702 --> 01:11:09,670 You creepy woodland bitch. 1297 01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:15,877 She may be a loser, but she's my loser. 1298 01:12:00,755 --> 01:12:03,090 - Oh, shit! 1299 01:12:50,470 --> 01:12:52,304 - Where is she? 1300 01:12:52,306 --> 01:12:53,438 - What happened? 1301 01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:54,974 - Did you see him? 1302 01:12:54,976 --> 01:12:56,208 - Who? 1303 01:12:56,210 --> 01:12:57,977 - He's real. 1304 01:12:57,979 --> 01:13:01,714 I always knew he was real. 1305 01:13:01,716 --> 01:13:04,785 - Bob, there's no one here. 1306 01:13:05,653 --> 01:13:07,021 Who are you talking about? 1307 01:13:16,564 --> 01:13:18,530 ♪ Roll back the years ♪ 1308 01:13:18,532 --> 01:13:19,965 - Hello? 1309 01:13:19,967 --> 01:13:21,166 Hello? 1310 01:13:21,168 --> 01:13:22,368 Are you there? 1311 01:13:22,370 --> 01:13:24,003 I want to speak to the manager. 1312 01:13:24,005 --> 01:13:25,504 - Hey, what's up, Bob? 1313 01:13:25,506 --> 01:13:27,072 - Taking the day off, Bob? 1314 01:13:27,074 --> 01:13:30,645 - More than that, I got some news. 1315 01:13:31,512 --> 01:13:33,012 - Now what? 1316 01:13:35,583 --> 01:13:38,653 - I am giving you the Friendly Freeze, Karen. 1317 01:13:41,022 --> 01:13:42,888 - Oh my god, Bob, 1318 01:13:42,890 --> 01:13:46,058 that's like the nicest thing, man. 1319 01:13:46,060 --> 01:13:47,662 Dude, score. 1320 01:13:49,764 --> 01:13:51,030 - Are you serious? 1321 01:13:51,032 --> 01:13:54,099 - After the other night, I don't know, 1322 01:13:54,101 --> 01:13:59,204 I felt released from this place, you know? 1323 01:13:59,206 --> 01:14:03,244 I always believed my wife, but now I know for sure. 1324 01:14:04,278 --> 01:14:07,212 Anyways, I'm heading up to Alaska. 1325 01:14:07,214 --> 01:14:09,214 - You looking for a Yeti? 1326 01:14:09,216 --> 01:14:10,950 - Nope, singles cruise. 1327 01:14:10,952 --> 01:14:14,055 - Whoa, that's awesome, Bob. 1328 01:14:15,856 --> 01:14:19,925 - This town has a funny way of underestimating people. 1329 01:14:19,927 --> 01:14:23,395 But the other night, you proved yourselves 1330 01:14:23,397 --> 01:14:24,396 what you're made of, 1331 01:14:24,398 --> 01:14:27,800 and that's the important thing. 1332 01:14:27,802 --> 01:14:29,902 - Well, you'll always have a chair here, Bob. 1333 01:14:29,904 --> 01:14:30,869 - Thanks. 1334 01:14:30,871 --> 01:14:32,604 - When you come back into town, 1335 01:14:32,606 --> 01:14:34,139 you can try a Shaky Shiver. 1336 01:14:34,141 --> 01:14:35,574 - What's that? 1337 01:14:35,576 --> 01:14:36,809 - You'll see. 1338 01:14:36,811 --> 01:14:41,749 - All right, girls, take good care of this place. 1339 01:14:42,049 --> 01:14:42,817 - We will. 1340 01:15:03,604 --> 01:15:04,970 - Oh, crappers. 1341 01:15:04,972 --> 01:15:05,840 - Yes, ma'am. 1342 01:15:12,847 --> 01:15:16,784 - Black raspberry sugar cone, don't skimp, skank. 1343 01:15:24,658 --> 01:15:28,496 - I'll get it. 1344 01:15:30,297 --> 01:15:31,430 - Where's Bob? 1345 01:15:31,432 --> 01:15:33,300 - He's gone, went up north. 1346 01:15:34,435 --> 01:15:36,435 - And when is he coming back? 1347 01:15:36,437 --> 01:15:39,138 - I don't know, maybe never. 1348 01:15:39,140 --> 01:15:42,174 - You two waste-oids are now running this place? 1349 01:15:42,176 --> 01:15:44,511 - Yeah, I'm the new owner. 1350 01:15:44,513 --> 01:15:48,682 - And I'm the new manager in training. 1351 01:15:51,652 --> 01:15:53,952 - Well, you guys- 1352 01:15:53,954 --> 01:15:57,291 - Hold that thought, be right back. 1353 01:16:09,970 --> 01:16:12,006 A Shaky Shiver on the house. 1354 01:16:14,708 --> 01:16:16,341 - Did you shit in this, Scary Karen? 1355 01:16:16,343 --> 01:16:17,211 - No. 1356 01:16:28,155 --> 01:16:29,924 - This is amazing. 1357 01:16:31,092 --> 01:16:32,059 - Have a good one. 1358 01:16:39,834 --> 01:16:43,170 - Curing one loser at a time. 1359 01:16:44,506 --> 01:16:46,705 - I know we have to be nice to people 1360 01:16:46,707 --> 01:16:47,906 if we want to make money, 1361 01:16:47,908 --> 01:16:49,842 but God, what I would give to have that binder 1362 01:16:49,844 --> 01:16:52,746 to cast a spell on that slut bag. 1363 01:16:53,681 --> 01:16:55,216 - As a matter of fact- 1364 01:16:57,685 --> 01:16:59,220 - What did you do? 1365 01:17:05,527 --> 01:17:08,026 Okay, this is cute, but it's only like two spells, 1366 01:17:08,028 --> 01:17:10,062 how to turn someone into a zombie and how to- 1367 01:17:10,064 --> 01:17:11,065 - Turn it over. 1368 01:17:31,586 --> 01:17:33,287 - Hey, sorry, we're- 1369 01:17:34,589 --> 01:17:36,255 - Hey, you must be Lucy. 1370 01:17:36,257 --> 01:17:38,090 What's up, Lucy? 1371 01:17:38,092 --> 01:17:39,124 - Roger. 1372 01:17:39,126 --> 01:17:40,125 - The rebel. 1373 01:17:40,127 --> 01:17:40,993 - What are you doing here? 1374 01:17:40,995 --> 01:17:42,494 - Oh my god. 1375 01:17:42,496 --> 01:17:45,797 - Yeah, I'm on a quest to reunite with my dark angel. 1376 01:17:45,799 --> 01:17:47,299 You know what I'm saying? 1377 01:17:47,301 --> 01:17:49,301 And I've heard that she's become quite the land baron, 1378 01:17:49,303 --> 01:17:52,004 so it's time to reunite and join forces, 1379 01:17:52,006 --> 01:17:53,238 you know what I'm saying, 1380 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:54,439 because we're both entrepreneurs. 1381 01:17:54,441 --> 01:17:56,108 Like, we could join like The Wonder Twins. 1382 01:17:56,110 --> 01:17:58,944 Like, she could be the shampoo and I'm the conditioner. 1383 01:17:58,946 --> 01:18:01,448 Silk and smoothy, you know what I'm saying? 1384 01:18:02,449 --> 01:18:04,283 - Roger, it's not happening. 1385 01:18:04,285 --> 01:18:06,485 - You know, I feel a little discrimination in this room 1386 01:18:06,487 --> 01:18:09,988 'cause people are envious of our sexual deliciousness, 1387 01:18:09,990 --> 01:18:13,959 so I'ma leave you be and let you make your sweet tooth. 1388 01:18:13,961 --> 01:18:15,294 Let me get a hee, hee. 1389 01:18:15,296 --> 01:18:16,328 Hee, hee. 1390 01:18:17,164 --> 01:18:18,263 Just one hee? 1391 01:18:18,265 --> 01:18:19,097 - Hee, hee. 1392 01:18:19,099 --> 01:18:20,299 - You did it? 1393 01:18:20,301 --> 01:18:21,466 - That's what I'm talking about. 1394 01:18:21,468 --> 01:18:22,669 - Well, if it's gonna make him live. 1395 01:18:22,671 --> 01:18:24,637 - You got shot by the bang, bang. 1396 01:18:24,639 --> 01:18:25,971 - Go home, Roger! 1397 01:18:25,973 --> 01:18:27,472 - I think I just... 1398 01:18:27,474 --> 01:18:29,107 Oh my god, I'm having a panic attack. 1399 01:18:29,109 --> 01:18:30,008 All right, I'm okay. 1400 01:18:30,010 --> 01:18:31,111 - Say hi to your mom though. 1401 01:18:39,186 --> 01:18:41,621 ♪ See the sun about to set ♪ 1402 01:18:41,623 --> 01:18:44,389 ♪ Feel the evening, it's just slightly wet ♪ 1403 01:18:44,391 --> 01:18:49,496 ♪ Another beautiful day in the great outdoors ♪ 1404 01:18:50,665 --> 01:18:52,532 ♪ Head back to the rusty campground ♪ 1405 01:18:52,534 --> 01:18:55,000 ♪ But wait, oh now, what's that sound ♪ 1406 01:18:55,002 --> 01:18:59,706 ♪ Like a hellhound howling at your door ♪ 1407 01:18:59,708 --> 01:19:03,075 ♪ Oh, it's just bumbling bad Bigfoot ♪ 1408 01:19:03,077 --> 01:19:06,044 ♪ Beyond the bushes, by the bluffs ♪ 1409 01:19:06,046 --> 01:19:11,151 ♪ Bumbling bad Bigfoot, he ain't never had enough ♪ 1410 01:19:12,253 --> 01:19:16,522 ♪ Bumbling bad Bigfoot, beware and be warned ♪ 1411 01:19:16,524 --> 01:19:21,563 ♪ He'll be howling 'til the light of morn ♪ 1412 01:19:22,697 --> 01:19:24,863 ♪ The legend has it he's 10 feet tall ♪ 1413 01:19:24,865 --> 01:19:27,499 ♪ With arms so long he can tear and fall ♪ 1414 01:19:27,501 --> 01:19:32,540 ♪ Trample under foot like a pumpkin squashed ♪ 1415 01:19:33,675 --> 01:19:35,541 ♪ He's the tall tale of every tide in town ♪ 1416 01:19:35,543 --> 01:19:38,210 ♪ There ain't no way to hunt him down ♪ 1417 01:19:38,212 --> 01:19:42,781 ♪ He's the one and only Sasquatch ♪ 1418 01:19:42,783 --> 01:19:46,351 ♪ Well, it's just bumbling bad Bigfoot ♪ 1419 01:19:46,353 --> 01:19:49,454 ♪ Beyond the bushes, by the bluffs ♪ 1420 01:19:49,456 --> 01:19:54,562 ♪ Bumbling bad Bigfoot, he ain't never had enough ♪ 1421 01:19:55,362 --> 01:19:59,699 ♪ Bumbling bag Bigfoot, beware and be warned ♪ 1422 01:19:59,701 --> 01:20:04,739 ♪ He'll be howling 'til the light of morn ♪ 1423 01:20:05,806 --> 01:20:08,106 ♪ It's just bumbling bad Bigfoot ♪ 1424 01:20:08,108 --> 01:20:11,143 ♪ Beyond the bushes, by the bluffs ♪ 1425 01:20:11,145 --> 01:20:16,250 ♪ Bumbling bad Bigfoot, he ain't never had enough ♪ 1426 01:20:17,384 --> 01:20:21,219 ♪ Bumbling bad Bigfoot, beware and be warned ♪ 1427 01:20:21,221 --> 01:20:26,260 ♪ He'll be howling 'til the light of morn ♪ 1428 01:20:27,361 --> 01:20:31,231 ♪ He'll be howling 'til the light of morn ♪ 1428 01:20:32,305 --> 01:21:32,592 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/fhvv8 Help other users to choose the best subtitles93683