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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:14,681 - [pensive music building] - [indistinct chatter] 2 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:24,774 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 3 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:28,862 [man] Please take your seats. Our show is about to begin. 4 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:31,281 [door hinges creak] 5 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,616 [Todd] Extra butter, please. 6 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,119 - Keep going, keep going. - [sloshing] 7 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:37,495 Okay, great. 8 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:38,872 Nope, not great. 9 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:40,582 More, more. 10 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:44,461 Now stop. Okay. Now double that, and we're done. 11 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,171 - [Todd exhales] - [chuckles] 12 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:47,297 [gentle music playing] 13 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,132 [munching] Hmm? 14 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:50,592 [tense music playing] 15 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,427 [whooshes, whirs] 16 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,721 [Scott groaning] 17 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:56,806 - [Scott grunts] - [rumbling] 18 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,558 - [splats] - Come on! 19 00:00:58,641 --> 00:01:01,519 - Evil Ex Number Three, Todd Ingram, right? - [tense music continues] 20 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,272 The v... vegan? Let's fight! 21 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:06,733 [laughing] 22 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:09,486 Me? Fight you? Over Ramona? 23 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,279 Don't make me... [laughs]...laugh! 24 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,531 And I'm vegan no longer. 25 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:16,785 I had a cheese plate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner today. 26 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:19,370 Ugh! You owe me a new tub of butter. 27 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:20,954 I mean, popcorn. 28 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:24,626 And you didn't create this weird force field between me and Ramona? 29 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:27,921 Dude, for your information, I've got a new obsessive love interest. 30 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:29,130 - [gasps] Hey! - [dings] 31 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:31,591 You were Wallace's roommate! Tell me everything! 32 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:33,593 Where was he born? What is his middle name? 33 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:35,845 Does he have a favorite vegetable? 34 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:39,307 Move on, Todd. I'm not interested in curds and whey. 35 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:43,186 - There were sparks! Sparks! - [horn blows] 36 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,147 There's no such thing. 37 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:52,195 Ah! [hyperventilating] 38 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:54,989 ♪ I had that dream again ♪ 39 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,283 - Oh, hi, Ramona. - Hmm. 40 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,827 - [sharp sting] - [grunts] 41 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:02,247 Scott Pilgrim! Do not be throwing hands at me right now! 42 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,249 This is the biggest night of my career. 43 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:07,544 I shouldn't even be wasting my voice on you! So, bzzp! 44 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:10,003 [Scott] Hmm. 45 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,274 - [Julie] Well, look at this. - Huh? 46 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:13,133 [tense music plays] 47 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,051 Scott and Ramona together again. 48 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,803 So he's alive! 49 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:18,096 Put 'er there, Pilgrim. 50 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:19,514 - [sharp sting] - [grunts] 51 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:22,475 Hey, I get it. No presh on the handshake. 52 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:26,437 You didn't create a force field preventing me and Ramona from kissing, did you? 53 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:30,024 Scotty, that evil villain stuff is behind me. I've got Jules now. 54 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:33,778 We're just here to watch the show, you psycho maniac. Let us pass. 55 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,113 What? Eh? 56 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:39,951 [paparazzi grunting] 57 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:41,953 [action music playing] 58 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:42,871 [Lucas Lee grunts] 59 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,431 - [camera shutters clicking] - [chimes] 60 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:46,332 - [paparazzi] Huh? - [coins jingle] 61 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:49,210 Come on, fellas. Don't make this about me. 62 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,172 Let me tell you about Broadway Bad Boy, Matthew Patel. 63 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,131 [paparazzi grunting] 64 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:55,216 - [Roxie] Hi-yah! - [sword slashes] 65 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,385 [paparazzi groaning] 66 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:58,678 [Roxie grunts] 67 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:00,680 - [laughs] - [rapid beeping] 68 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:01,763 - [sharp sting] - [grunts] 69 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,349 - [Scott] Hey, Evil Exes! - Huh? 70 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:06,120 [Scott] Do either of you know anything about this force field thingy? 71 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,188 And would either of you like to fight about it? 72 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:09,105 Nope. 73 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,692 Come on. Let's go watch a stupid musical about a stupid guy. 74 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:15,445 Mmm... 75 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:16,654 [dramatic music playing] 76 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:17,738 [twins] Scott Pilgrim. 77 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:18,990 - [sharp sting] - [grunts] 78 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:21,576 Oh, excuse us. We were just reading aloud. 79 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:24,454 [both] "Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Musical." 80 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:25,663 We're not here to fight. 81 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:28,541 Our robot says we're all bros in the future. So... 82 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,376 - [both] Later, bro. - [robot chimes] 83 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,754 So it probably wasn't them then. 84 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:34,297 That leaves... 85 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,965 Wait, nobody? 86 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,926 We've ruled out all my exes. 87 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:41,429 What the hell? No fights? No kissing? 88 00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:43,431 This finale sucks. 89 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:46,851 [suspenseful music playing] 90 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:50,438 [music builds, halts] 91 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:54,317 ["Bloom" by Necry Talkie playing] 92 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:19,694 [music halts] 93 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:23,364 [classical music playing] 94 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:37,920 I'm so excited I might legitimately pass out again! 95 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:41,466 I'm here to support the two of you, but this better be really good. 96 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:45,428 "Based on a memoir by Old Young Neil." Huh. 97 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:47,013 I wonder if there's any relation? 98 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:49,140 - [Scott grunts] - [Ramona grunts] 99 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:50,892 - [sharp sting] - Scott Pilgrim! 100 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:52,769 So you got the girl. 101 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,604 You gonna kiss her or what? 102 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,439 [all chanting] Kiss her! Kiss her! 103 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:59,317 Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her! 104 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,234 [chuckles] 105 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:03,112 [groans] 106 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,698 [indistinct chatter] 107 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:11,788 [classical music playing] 108 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:14,082 [breathes deeply] Hmm! 109 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:16,459 [audience cheering] 110 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,295 - [Matthew] ♪ I'm Scott Pilgrim ♪ - [actor] I know, shut up. 111 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,819 [Matthew] ♪ I had that dream again ♪ 112 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,424 [actor] I didn't care the first time, I care even less now. 113 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:27,678 [Matthew] ♪ The girl with rollerblades And rainbow hair ♪ 114 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:32,433 - [actress 1] ♪ How do I tell him... ♪ - Woo-hoo! 115 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:37,397 [actress 1] ♪ My exes are evil? ♪ 116 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,481 - ♪ Skater ♪ - ♪ Exes ♪ 117 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:39,399 - ♪ Actor ♪ - ♪ Evil ♪ 118 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:40,316 - ♪ Vegan ♪ - ♪ Exes ♪ 119 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,317 - ♪ Rock star ♪ - ♪ Evil ♪ 120 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,777 - ♪ Mogul, Titan ♪ - ♪ Exes, Evil ♪ 121 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:43,694 - ♪ Lover ♪ - ♪ Exes ♪ 122 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:48,032 - ♪ Fighter ♪ - ♪ We are the Evil Exes! ♪ 123 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,284 [actress 2] ♪ Bread ain't all that ♪ 124 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,329 ♪ Bread makes you fat ♪ 125 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,975 - [Matthew] ♪ What's wrong with that? ♪ - [sneers] 126 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:59,669 - [chorus] ♪ Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott! ♪ - [music builds] 127 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:00,837 Huh? 128 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,424 - ♪ This is your precious life! ♪ - [both] Huh? 129 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:05,675 [rumbling] 130 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:07,385 [whooshing] 131 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:09,887 - Uh... - Hmm? 132 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,389 - Uh... - [rumbling swell] 133 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:19,772 {an8}- [whooshing] - [rumbling] 134 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,111 Uh, what the hell? 135 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:26,320 Where are we? 136 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:27,613 [whoosh] 137 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:31,284 Huh. Gotta be part of the show. The special effects are incredible. 138 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:33,536 [Matthew snaps fingers] It most certainly is not! 139 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:36,789 I need to get back and sing the big finale! 140 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:38,666 Exactly. 141 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:40,460 He needs to bring the house down. 142 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,628 - With dynamite! - [sharp sting] 143 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,505 Julie and I rigged the whole stage with it. 144 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,507 You did what? Why? 145 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,342 Isn't it obvious? 146 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:49,635 You took his life away. 147 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:52,096 And I'm the cool girl who's helping him get it back. 148 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,599 But that could really hurt someone! 149 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:55,682 [Gordon] Not us. 150 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,768 The cast and crew, maybe. 151 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,353 Still not cool, Goose. 152 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,481 - [man echoing] Enough! - Huh? 153 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,442 - [whoosh] - [man growls] 154 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,360 [wind whooshing] 155 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:07,612 Scott? 156 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:09,280 But old. 157 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:10,656 No. 158 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,992 {an8}Even older. 159 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,499 Even Older Me! 160 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:22,627 How ya doing? Love the white hair. Huh? 161 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:26,380 - [yells] - [Scott grunting] 162 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:28,466 [all] Huh? 163 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:32,512 I explicitly told you to stay away from Ramona! 164 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,597 - But did you listen? - [grunts] 165 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,516 - No! - [gasps] 166 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:39,435 - [Scott grunts] - [Even Older Scott growls] 167 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,603 [Even Older Scott grunts] 168 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,939 - Hmm! - [Even Older Scott] Ha! 169 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:44,648 [Scott grunts] 170 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,358 [coughs] 171 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:48,027 [groans] 172 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,071 Isn't that perfect? 173 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:51,280 Scott and Ramona. 174 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,574 - [Ramona] Hmm. - [Even Older Scott] Must be love. 175 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:57,954 Hey, give us a kiss, you two. Let's see those sparks! 176 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:01,999 [gasps] The force field! It was you! 177 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,459 [Even Older Scott] Uh, duh! 178 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,087 I tried to convince you to give up on Ramona, 179 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:09,507 but if you didn't listen, I had a backup plan. 180 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,801 I put nanomachines in your drink. 181 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:15,680 Developed by the Twins. Coded to Ramona's DNA. 182 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:21,352 You'll find the AK fields they generate to be quite impenetrable. 183 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,145 "AK fields"? 184 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,231 Anti-Kiss fields! 185 00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:26,357 [grumbling] 186 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,483 [electric zap] 187 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:31,070 So why are you here fighting us? You've already won. 188 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:34,991 I'm here because winning didn't change anything! 189 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:39,328 We still end up marrying Ramona inexplicably! 190 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,958 You and all your stupid friends must team up at some point in my new past 191 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:47,295 and figure out how to dissolve the Anti-Kiss Fields. 192 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:51,048 My new memories are kind of fuzzy, but that made me realize 193 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,260 all my plans were too complicated. 194 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:57,763 It's time to do what I should have done in the first place. 195 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,391 - Rip your... Hmm? - [Gordon] Ahem! 196 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:04,103 Sir, I respect the work you've put into this villain plot, 197 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,772 but I have my own villain plot going on. 198 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:11,527 So please, send the rest of us back first. We've got no beef with you. 199 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,905 What if I have a beef with you? 200 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,993 - [grunts] - [whirring] 201 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:21,579 - [dramatic music playing] - [choking] 202 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:22,955 [gasps] Gordon! 203 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,874 Put him down, you old [bleep]! 204 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,834 [growls] 205 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:30,504 - [laughs] Pathetic. - [gasps, coughs] 206 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:36,010 After you left the future, and after Old Wallace kicked me out, 207 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,554 I began my training. 208 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,182 [grunting] 209 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:42,516 [breathing heavily] 210 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,726 [yelps] Ahh! 211 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,227 [groans] 212 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:52,777 For ten years, I did nothing but study all of your skills. 213 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,363 - Your strengths, your weaknesses. - [munching] 214 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:58,324 Because there's only one way to end this. 215 00:10:58,407 --> 00:10:59,784 [exhales] 216 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:04,038 - Me versus the world! - [dramatic music playing] 217 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:08,042 - [grunts angrily] - I have to destroy all of you! 218 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,170 So you're the big bad. 219 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,254 - Me? - [music halts] 220 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:16,175 I'm a good guy! I've been living like a friggin' monk! 221 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,968 Is that what we're calling it? 222 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,292 Or is it just that you haven't been outside in ten years? 223 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,724 - Ah! You sound just like my wife! - Hmm. 224 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,352 - [sharp sting] - Hmm! 225 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:30,147 {an8}[announcer] Even Older Scott Pilgrim versus everyone! 226 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:31,732 - [bell dings] - Fight! 227 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,150 [grunts] Ha! 228 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,152 - Huh? - [Ramona groaning] 229 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,445 [tense sting] 230 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,988 - [both grunt] - [sharp sting] 231 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,741 - [yells] - [Even Older Scott grunts] 232 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,994 - [grunts] - [gasps] 233 00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:45,705 - [grunts] - [Scott] Ramona! 234 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:46,956 [growls] 235 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,375 - [yells] - [grunts] 236 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:50,626 [groans] 237 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,003 [both grunt] 238 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,923 - [exhales] - [grunts] 239 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,843 [yelling] 240 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,637 - [grunts, groans] - [sharp whir] 241 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,888 [Scott groans] 242 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,850 - [Scott grunts] - [gasps] 243 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,518 [dramatic music playing] 244 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,438 Ramona, are you okay? 245 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,565 Got anything besides that hammer? 246 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:13,858 [snaps fingers] Hmm. 247 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,362 [groaning] 248 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,698 - [exhales] - [rumbles] 249 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,034 - [Knives grumbling] - [yelling] 250 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,661 [Knives yells] 251 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,163 [inhales, grunts] 252 00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:29,832 [yells, grunts] 253 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,084 - It's time to Chau-down! - [sharp sting] 254 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,545 Oh, you want to fight Old Scotty P? 255 00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,881 [gasps] Slice! [grunting] 256 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,675 - [Knives screams] - [gasps] 257 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,719 - [all gasp] - [grunts] 258 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,305 [Knives grunts, exhales] 259 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,932 You need to respect your elders! 260 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,642 All's fair in love and... 261 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:49,894 War! 262 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,270 [tense music playing] 263 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,230 Om. [yells] 264 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,732 [grunting] 265 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,151 - [laughing] - [whooshing] 266 00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:58,694 [Even Older Scott grunts] 267 00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,612 [zipper zips] 268 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,281 - [chiming] - [Roxie] Hmm! 269 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,074 - [Todd] Hmm? - [Lucas Lee] Hmm. 270 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,409 [grunts] 271 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,827 [Roxie grunts] 272 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:07,912 [Lucas Lee] Mmm. 273 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:09,789 - [whoosh] - [Todd grunts] 274 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,625 [Roxie grunts] 275 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,877 - [grunts] - [Even Older Scott grunts] 276 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,420 Huh? [grunts] 277 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,824 - [both grunting] - [sword clanks] 278 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,591 [whooshes] 279 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:22,134 - [grunts] - [Lucas Lee chuckles] 280 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:23,761 [yells] 281 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,137 - [whirring] - [Todd grunting] 282 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,430 Ah! 283 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,100 [gasps] 284 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,770 - [growling] - [loud whooshing] 285 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,064 [yelling] 286 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,649 - [gasps] - [Even Older Scott yells] 287 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:40,069 [grunting] 288 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,446 [rumbling] 289 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:44,824 [both] Rocketto punch! 290 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,785 - [grumbling] - [squeaking] 291 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,120 - [grunts] - [loud rumble] 292 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,956 - [grunts] - [Ken yells] 293 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,208 [all grunting] 294 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,252 [wind whooshing] 295 00:13:56,335 --> 00:14:01,590 - [yelling] - [tense music continues] 296 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,051 Gordon! 297 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,469 [laughs] 298 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,014 - [Knives grunts] - [all groaning] 299 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,641 Ramona! 300 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,518 [loud explosion] 301 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:13,519 - [whirring] - Huh? 302 00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:14,979 - [Knives gasps] - Hmm? 303 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:16,313 - Hmm? - Huh? 304 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,731 - Huh? - Huh? 305 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,527 [Even Older Scott yelling] 306 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,446 [Ramona breathing heavily, grunts] 307 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,408 - [Scott panting] - Scott! 308 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,661 - Ramona, let's hit him together! - Hmm. [grunts] 309 00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:31,745 - Wait. - Huh? 310 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,502 - [both panting, grunt] - [Even Older Scott] Huh? 311 00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,672 - [both yell, grunt] - [rumbles] 312 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,925 [Even Older Scott yelling] 313 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,719 [grumbles] 314 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,679 [Scott grunts, yells] 315 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,555 [grunts] 316 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,142 - [loud explosion] - [Even Older Scott yelling] 317 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,394 [grunting] 318 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,105 You need to let me live my life! 319 00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:01,358 If I do, you'll end up where I ended up. 320 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,276 Alone. 321 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:05,863 Alone in a room for ten years! 322 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:09,199 That was your choice! Let me make my own! 323 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,201 I'm you! 324 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,870 - [electronic zap] - [Scott yells] 325 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,413 [loud rumble] 326 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:15,789 [grunts] Scott! 327 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,833 [groaning] 328 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,380 What if... what if he's right? 329 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,425 He's you. 330 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,636 Do I want to date that guy? 331 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,347 [Scott] You think I want to become that guy? 332 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,014 I won't! 333 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,770 Scott, how can you be sure? 334 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:39,729 [groans] 335 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,650 [groans] 336 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,402 [tender music playing] 337 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:46,528 Huh? 338 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,657 [tender music continues] 339 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,908 [rumbles] 340 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:52,933 - [electronic zap] - [Ramona groans] 341 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,998 [whooshing] 342 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,005 {an8}Ten years! 343 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,924 - [Even Older Scott whimpers] - Ten years! 344 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,175 Not even a text? 345 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:12,554 Then Wallace tells me you're training to go back in time and fight yourself? 346 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:17,685 Well, not just myself. A lot of people and... and a robot. 347 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:22,189 We hit one rough patch, and you go completely insane? 348 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,692 Why are you in the past fighting all of these people... 349 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:25,818 And... and a robot. 350 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,404 ...when you could've been fighting for us? 351 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,864 Uh, we were over? 352 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,117 I just needed some space, dude. 353 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,911 [Even Older Scott] What have I been doing for the past ten years? 354 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,454 - Giving you space! - Uh... 355 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:41,417 Okay, wait, wait, wait. Back up. Are... are you saying that we weren't over? 356 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,877 Are you saying that you still loved me? 357 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,588 At the time, yes. 358 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,633 Does that mean that we can get back together? 359 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,595 Just like that, after ten years? 360 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,431 No, dude. 361 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,514 Oh. 362 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,727 Well, that makes sense, I... I guess. 363 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,895 So what about me? 364 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,691 - You're telling me I should just skate on? - Huh? 365 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,693 Call it another failed experiment? 366 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,362 [Future Ramona] Would that come as any surprise? 367 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:17,494 Oh, go ahead, both of you, run! Run away from the thing that you love. 368 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:19,621 Huh? 369 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,206 [pensive music playing] 370 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:35,929 [whooshing] 371 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,557 I'm done running. 372 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,101 Huh? 373 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,145 You. I choose you. 374 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:44,812 Mmm. 375 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,566 [whooshing] 376 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:51,653 - [ethereal music playing] - [whirring] 377 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,780 [chimes] 378 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:55,699 Ah! 379 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:56,784 Hmm? 380 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,078 Super Ramona! 381 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,496 It's just like... 382 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,373 - Sonic the Hedgehog 3! - Sonic 2! Uh, I mean, 3! 383 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,461 [Super Ramona] Wow! This one's just an idiot kid. 384 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,130 And this one is a real mess. 385 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,884 - Ooh, kick his ass, Super Ramona! - [Super Ramona] No. 386 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,386 It's never too late to clean up a mess. 387 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,933 But I will send him home so he can get started. 388 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,309 Wait, uh, me? 389 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:25,354 Wait, who? No, no, no! No, no, no! Wait, wait, I'm... 390 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,480 [snaps fingers] 391 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:27,898 [whirs, chimes] 392 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,900 Oh, well, this is great. 393 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:30,984 Not! 394 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:35,489 [Super Ramona] The me who left him and the me who just met him... 395 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:36,782 We're the same. 396 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,828 I see that now. It's all the same. 397 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,496 It's all beautiful. 398 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,165 Beautiful. 399 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,085 [ethereal swell] 400 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,378 [rumbles] 401 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,966 - [rumbling continues] - [kisses] 402 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:56,510 [enchanted twinkle] 403 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,470 - [Super Ramona sighs] - Wow! 404 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:03,976 Hey. Because I'll have a lot of trouble saying it later, let me say it now. 405 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,686 I love you, Scott. 406 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,272 And I run away from the thing that I love. 407 00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:11,775 But what I've done in the past doesn't have to define me. 408 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,612 Help me keep remembering that, okay? 409 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,948 [ethereal swell] 410 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,787 - [Matthew sobbing happily] - [audience cheering] 411 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,290 Thank you, thank you, thank you! Aw! 412 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,292 [cheering continues] 413 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,294 Killer work! You crushed that! 414 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:32,296 - [laughing] Yeah! - The Bad Boy of Broadway. 415 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:33,881 - Tremendous. - Spectacular. 416 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:34,798 Not bad. 417 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,801 [cheering continues] 418 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:40,554 [Scott] Huh? 419 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,181 [tender music playing] 420 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,434 Hmm. [chuckles] 421 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,478 - Oh... - [Ramona moans] 422 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,189 [enchanted twinkling] 423 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,023 Sparks. 424 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,194 [enchanted swell] 425 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,823 - Handled! - [both] Hmm! 426 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,159 [foreboding music playing] 427 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,076 [Matthew] Hmm. 428 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,078 - [Gordon shrieks] - [Julie grunts] 429 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,789 [both] They tried to bomb the theater, sir. 430 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,375 We don't use the b-word on opening night, girls. 431 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,211 Why'd you do it, Gordon? 432 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,671 [exhales] I don't know. 433 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,840 Maybe I am just evil. 434 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,760 I only wanted revenge for what you took from me. 435 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:24,431 Buddy, you think I enjoy being a CEO? 436 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,266 - I've lost billions! - [chime] 437 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,228 Is there any way you would take the empire back? 438 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,147 Just let me keep my show, and the rest of it is yours. 439 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,149 - [enchanted swell] - Huh? [laughs] 440 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:39,655 [both laughing] 441 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,657 [crying, chuckles] 442 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,158 [all laughing] 443 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,161 [all laughing evilly] 444 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,497 [gentle music playing] 445 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,998 [Knives] Woo-hoo! 446 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,252 - You were the best Scott of them all. - [man 1] I like Matthew now. 447 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,212 [woman] Yeah, it sucked. 448 00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:00,550 [man 2] Yeah, all right! What do we... Yeah! Okay! Is it over? 449 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,553 [twinkling, chimes] 450 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:09,017 [Kim] We are Sex Bob-Omb! One! Two! Three! Four! 451 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,770 - [rock music playing] - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 452 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:19,194 ♪ Can't find my way around ♪ 453 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:24,157 ♪ When the sun comes up, I'm down ♪ 454 00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,623 - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 455 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,126 ♪ I feel fine ♪ 456 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,045 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 457 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,007 - ♪ I feel fine ♪ - ♪ I don't feel good ♪ 458 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,050 [music fades] 459 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,762 - [Ramona clapping] - [game controller clicking] 460 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,390 Wow! It's sounding great. 461 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,225 See? We don't suck. 462 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,352 - Not since Knives joined the band. - [chuckles] 463 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:56,523 All right, fine. We don't suck. But we are late. Come on, Knives! 464 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,234 [chuckles] Yay! 465 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:03,280 [gentle music playing] 466 00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,033 [inaudible] 467 00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:16,752 - [glass shatters] - [Ramona grunts] 468 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,545 - [board claps] - [Ramona groans] 469 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,379 [exhales] 470 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,008 [inaudible] 471 00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:24,760 [assistant] That's lunch, people! 472 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:30,390 [Young Neil imitating car] 473 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,601 All right, slow down! 474 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:35,354 We're making an action movie, not living one. 475 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,856 Have you seen him Tokyo Drift that thing? 476 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:40,442 Young Neil is off the chain! 477 00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:43,695 [chuckles] I'm a speed demon. [continues imitating car] 478 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:44,863 [munches] 479 00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:47,115 - Vegan power! - [panting] 480 00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:51,203 [inaudible] 481 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,131 - [gasps] - [indistinct chatter] 482 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,092 - [Lucas Lee grunts] - [twirling] 483 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,676 [crowd] Whoo! 484 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,180 - [continues grunting] - [indistinct chatter continues] 485 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,685 [grunts, chuckles] 486 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,856 Superstar barista, Lucas Lee, at your service. 487 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,067 - Whatever. - Uh, whatever? 488 00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,402 Yeah, whatever. 489 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:28,698 Hmm. 490 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:32,119 Yeah, it's so annoying. [chuckles] 491 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,722 But the tips are good, and I do get to look at his butt all day. 492 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:39,209 {an8}- [twins] Mmm. - [robot chiming] 493 00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:41,545 [gentle music continues] 494 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:44,423 [camera shutter clicks] 495 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:47,592 Yeah, I'm spending the money I got for starring as myself 496 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,720 in this major Canadian motion picture that never got made. 497 00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:53,640 Un café, s'il vous plaît. 498 00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,851 - [man] Uh, même pour moi. - Huh? 499 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:02,482 Another Canadian abroad? Our French is terrible. 500 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:05,026 - [water whooshing] - [gentle music continues] 501 00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:08,572 [enchanted twinkle] 502 00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:09,865 Sparks are real? 503 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,117 [squelches] 504 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,618 [sloshing] 505 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,704 [slathering] 506 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,206 [drain gurgles] 507 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,208 [mirror squeaks] 508 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:25,046 Mmm. 509 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,799 [rock music playing] 510 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:29,634 [inaudible] 511 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:30,552 [gasps] 512 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,304 [rock music continues] 513 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:44,399 ♪ I've liked you for a thousand years A thousand years ♪ 514 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:48,653 ♪ I've liked you for a thousand years A thousand years ♪ 515 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:51,632 - ♪ I've liked you for a thousand years ♪ - ♪ I can't wait until I see you ♪ 516 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:52,866 ♪ A thousand years ♪ 517 00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:57,329 ♪ I've liked you for a thousand years A thousand years ♪ 518 00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:59,706 [dramatic music playing] 519 00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:02,375 [Gordon] Time for the real game to begin. 520 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:05,378 [Julie] The Goose is loose. Honk-honk [bleep]. 521 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,339 [dramatic swell] 522 00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:09,216 [techno music playing] 523 00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:15,805 [announcer] Toronto, Canada. 524 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,433 Not too long ago. 525 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,395 Scott Pilgrim Takes Off! 526 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,606 [techno music continues] 527 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:28,943 Fight! 528 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,492 Scott Pilgrim. 529 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,125 Scott Pilgrim. 530 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,835 Ramona Flowers. 531 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,712 Matthew Patel. 532 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,381 Wallace Wells. 533 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:51,174 Lucas Lee. 534 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:52,884 Stacey Pilgrim. 535 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,636 Envy Adams. 536 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,388 Kim Pine. 537 00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,139 Julie Powers. 538 00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:59,933 Todd Ingram. 539 00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:01,685 Gideon Graves. 540 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:02,978 Young Neil. 541 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:05,146 Stephen Stills. 542 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,898 Roxie Richter. 543 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:08,608 Knives Chau. 544 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:11,570 Scott Pilgrim Takes Off! 545 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,072 [music continues] 546 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,162 {an8}[music halts] 37959