All language subtitles for L.A. I Hate You (2011).en

Well, what would you like me to do?
I'm almost at the airport.

I don't know, Vincent.

I wish you would've given me a heads-up.

He called me, like, 20 minutes ago, honey.
What am I supposed to do, leave him there?

Well, why do you have to pick him up?
Why can't somebody else get him?

Wendy, I don't know.

I don't trust him.
I don't even want him around our baby.

And that last time he was out here
you almost died because of that

stupid drinking game you guys were playing.

Babe, that was like 10 years ago.

Okay, Wendy, look. I'm going to pick him up.

I'm going to talk to him, okay?

Fine.

I'm pulling into the airport, honey.
I'll, uh... I'll see you later.

Okay. Bye.

Love you. Bye.

- Hey, man, it's me.
- Yeah.

Which terminal did you say you were, uh...
you were arriving from?

No, no, no, no.
My flight landed a couple of hours early.

Yeah, I'm over here taking a nap.

You're not at the airport.
Where are you?

I'm in the hotel right next door,
the, uh, Sports something or other.

All right. I know where that is.

Room 15. Come pick me up, all right?

I'll see you in a few minutes.

Qué sabrosa!

Fuck.

Vinnie! Come on in, kid!

Look at you! Ah!

Look at you, all grown up, huh?

Grey hair and everything.
How long has it been, like, five years?

No, I think it's been more like 10 years.

It's a long time, huh?

I mean, LA's not that far away,
I should come here more often.

Uh-huh.

And you, you could come back
to the neighbourhood every once in a while.

Huh, have you gone Hollywood on me?

I've got a wife and kid now. Things change.

Maria, this is Vinnie.
Vinnie, this is Maria.

Hola.

Hi.

Listen, kid.

I got this little thing
I gotta take care of downtown.

Think you can give me a drive over there?

It ain't gonna be no problem, is it?

No, not a problem.

Give me a sec, I wanna say goodbye.

Okay.

Come on, kid.

Let's go.

Age before beauty.

Hasta luego, María, mi pequeño corazón.

God, I love Latin women.

I mean, there is something so hot
about a fiery little spic.

They all have it, sex appeal.

It's in their full, delicious lips.

Their dark, exotic, "fuck me" eyes, huh?

And they're so passionate, so emotional.
They don't just orgasm,

they fucking explode, you know?
Like a Mediterranean napalm bomb going off.

And they're not afraid
to express it vocally, either.

"Ay, ay... Ay, papi! Sí, papi. Sí!
Ay, ay, ay, papi!"

The whole fucking thing
just gets me so fucking excited,

I could blow a load out the
window right now.

You like Latin women?

You know I'm married.

Of course I know you're married.
What's her name again?

Her name's Wendy, and I love her very much.

Sure, of course you do. Why wouldn't you?
She's your wife.

But she's not Latin, is she? Just saying.

I'm happy with her, thank you.

Yeah, yeah.

Do you know what I don't understand?
Men fucking other men.

I mean, the thought of some guy fucking
another guy up the Hershey highway

gives me the fucking heeby-skeebies, kid.

So, are you cheating on your wife yet?

No.

Was that "no", or does that mean
you haven't told anyone yet?

Jesus, man.

All right, come on. Who is it?

- I do not cheat on my wife, Rip.
- All right.

Maybe I ought to be asking you
if there are any cute little boys

in the neighbourhood that you fancy?

Okay, yeah. There's a couple of girls.
Of course!

But I haven't done anything with them.
I'm married.

I'm not going to throw my life away
to get laid by some freaking Mexican midget.

Oh, where does that kind of hatred
come from?

Don't be knocking the petities
of the world, my friend.

Petite women were put on this earth
to be adored.

So, you were telling me about girls.
Any of them Latin?

Actually, yes.

- Yeah?
- There's this one girl.

She's a waitress.

Waitress. I love waitresses. Is she hot?

Is she hot?
You want to see what hot looks like?

I can show you what hot looks like.

Hey, don't threaten me with a good time,
Hollywood. Bring it on!

I don't see any hot Latin chicks here.
You sure this is the right place?

This is the right place.
She may not be working.

There she is.

Welcome, gentlemen.

Table for two?

Follow me.

She's hot.

So, are you guys ready to order?

Oh, we're definitely ready to order.

So, what do you want?

La mujer de mis sueños.

Excuse me?

You're Latin, right?

- Yeah.
- Where are you from, Argentina?

Are you a Buenos Aires girl?

Do you do the tango?

No, Venezuela.

Venezuela!

Hugo Chavez!

Look at that smile, huh?

With that accent,
well, you are out of this world!

Isn't she something, Vinnie?

Thank you.

Can I get you a drink now?

You can do a lot more than that, honey.

- What's your name?
- Natasha.

Natasha, my name is Rip.

And I gotta tell you right now,
me, I'm spoken for,

but if I wasn't, I would be all over you
like a Mexican on a bean.

But my friend Vinnie over here,
he's unattached.

Vinnie, this is Natasha.

Hi.

Isn't he handsome?

Yeah, I think I remember you.

Excuse me.

She fucking likes you.

What is this?

When's the last time
you tried to pick up a woman, kid?

You're coming off
a little on the rusty side here.

If I were to guess, I would probably say
it was before I made a vow

to be faithful to my wife.

Oh, excuse the shit out of me, padre.

You told me you wanted to bring me here
to show me some

hot Latin chick that you wanted to fuck.

Screw it, all right?
Let's get the fuck out of here.

No, wait. Just sit down, come on.

Vinnie, you are not
breaking any vows here, kid.

I mean, who ever told you that you had
to shelve your balls when you got married?

Are you or are you not attracted
to this beautiful woman?

Answer me.

You're fucking lying!

You're lying to yourself!

You hear me?

If you want to talk to this beautiful woman,
then you should talk to her.

Am I right?

You gonna let other people tell you
what you should and shouldn't feel, huh?

That is fucking crazy.

This beautiful, exotic Latin woman is
attracted to you and you're attracted to her

and you should go for it.

Huh? Do what God made you to do, Tarzan.

Because pretty soon you're going to be gone.
Dead, buried.

Gone forever. Think about how precious
your time is here, kid.

And what are you doing with it?
Live your fucking life, knucklehead.

All right? Now talk to the girl.

Talk to the girl!

All right? Huh?

If I go talk to her, will you shut up?

Anything's possible. Go ahead.

Scott, two martinis, table five, please.
Thank you.

Hey.

Hi.

I wanted to apologise
for my uncle over there.

He can be a little harsh sometimes.

Don't worry,
I get hit on about 50 times a night.

I actually came over here to spare you.

To spare me?

I've seen the way you look at me,

batting your eyes, winking and all that.

I see.

So, in case you were working it out
in your little head,

building up the courage
on how you were going to ask me out,

I thought I'd come over
and nip it in the bud, here and now.

We both know
I'm pretty much out of your league.

Is that right?

I didn't want to embarrass you
in front of your customers.

That's very thoughtful. Thank you.

Well, I care about the little people.

I can tell. Thanks.

It's not a problem.

Excuse me, sir, can I borrow that pen?

Thanks.

And if you ever want to apologise
for your behaviour and talk about it,

then call me.

Well, I'm sure I'll find a way
to make it up to you.

Then I guess I'll wait to hear from you.

Maybe sooner than you think.

- Well?
- I'm sweating.

You are such a putz. What happened?

It felt good!

Of course it felt good. That's freedom, huh?

Speaking of that, we gotta get going.

I got that little thing I gotta
take care of, you remember?

Okay.

Come on.

All right, this is it. Right here.

Pull over.

Turn the lights off.

Be right back.

By the way, where are you staying tonight?

I thought I was staying with you. I mean,
that's not going to be a problem, is it?

No, no, no, no! I wasn't sure if you had
another Latin girl to go visit tonight.

Jesus, Vinnie, you know, I may be
a horny bastard, but I'm not a heathen.

I came here to see my family. You and...

- Wendy.
- Yeah, Wendy.

And Will.

Will?

Who the fuck is Will?

He's our little one.

Oh, yeah, Will. Hold on to that, dumb kid.

I'll be right back.

- Hey, babe.
- Hey, honey. What's up?

Just making dinner.

So, what are your plans with your uncle?

He's gonna stay with us one night, tonight.

He's broke, babe.

Plus, we can't let him stay
in a crappy motel. He's family.

He's your family.
I don't want him staying here!

He can't wait to see you
and meet little Will for the first time.

I don't want somebody that's been in jail
in our house.

That was a long time ago. Give the guy
a break. I mean, he's completely changed.

He's a new guy. Wait till you see him.

Just one night, okay?

I promise. One night, that's it.

- - All right,
I have to go. I'll see you soon.

- I love you.
- I love you, too. Bye.

Come on, come on, let's go.

Let's go.

What's in the bag?

If I told you, I would have to kill you.

Look at the look on your face.
Come on, let's get out of here.

Whoa!

Still the best cook
this side of the Mississippi, huh?

Vinnie, take a look at this family feast
your wife put together for us.

Help yourself.

I'm not super-hungry tonight.

See, that's what happens
when you're in love.

Amor, amor.

You know, I really love
this family time together, eh?

It's okay, honey. I'll call back.

I said it's fine, I'll call back later.

Thank you.

I'm gonna go watch TV in the other room.

I'm going to leave you two
to enjoy your family feast.

So what was he like?

Your old man?

He was 100% aces, kid.

Solid as a rock, you know?

Everybody liked him.

He was a regular prince.

I'll tell you something else
about your old man.

He was the toughest fuck
that ever came out of Flatbush, uh-huh.

I kid you not. And believe me,
that is not an easy statement to make.

I remember one night, we went
to this bar we used to go to called Tombies,

over on Snyder Avenue.

Your old man got into it
with six spear-chuckers. Ah...

Put all six of them in the fucking hospital.

Walked away without even a scratch to him.

I'm telling you, he was like
poetry in motion, kid.

He was a great guy, your old man.

But he never had any luck.

All right, I'm out, kid.
Got a couple of things I gotta take care of.

Where are you going?

None of your fucking business.

Give me your car keys.

Okay. I thought we were going
to hang out and talk a little bit.

We'll hang out later.
Right now I got something I gotta do.

I'm not comfortable
with you taking the car, Rip.

- Wendy...
- What?

Where are you taking the car?

Well, what am I, like 12 years old?
I'm gonna be late for curfew?

Wendy, he can take the car.

Just be careful.

What are you guys worried about, anyway?
I haven't had a DUl in, like, three years.

Good night!

Sorry.

Honey...

Someone called for you last night.

Thank you, honey.

Hey there. I just wanted
to apologise for my nasty behaviour today.

And, um, I thought maybe I could
make up for it, invite you somewhere?

Tomorrow night's my night off,
so I was thinking...

But don't worry,
I won't hit on you this time, I promise.

I will call you tomorrow.

You okay?

Yeah, it went down the wrong way.

Who was it?

It's the office. They want to meet tonight.

Tonight?

They said it could run a little late.

That's great.

- Hello?
- Yeah, it's me.

Oh, hey, Rip.

Hey, listen, kid, I really appreciate
your hospitality, you know...

- Of course.
- Being able to hang out with

- your family like that.
- Family's family, man.

I appreciate that, you know?

Look, kid, I gotta get out of here right
now. I just got a call from Brooklyn.

My plane's leaving this afternoon.

Oh, I can...
I can run you out to the airport.

No, no, no.
I've got my transportation covered.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

All right.

So, did you call that girl?

Huh? Gonna see her?

Actually, I think I'm
going to see her tonight.

Don't worry, you're going to have
a great time, kid.

You're going to be thanking me
for the rest of your life.

I'm sure I will.

All right, hold on to that thought.

Okay, bye.

Okay, is it plugged in, ma'am?

Is the computer plugged in?

Great, okay.

Is it turned on?

Is the computer on?

Okay, you have to push the "On" button.

Okay, great. Well, that...
There was our problem.

Good.

Ma'am, do you mind
if I put you on hold for a second?

Okay, great. Thanks.

- This is Vince.
Oh, hey!

It's Natasha. How are you?

Hey, Natasha, how are you?

- Give it to Dave.
- I'm good, thank you.

- Thank you.
- Uh, I was thinking

if you wanted to grab a drink together.

- Tonight?
- Yes.

Sure.

Great. I was thinking, maybe we could
go to a hotel. What do you think?

- You sure?
- Yeah.

So, it's, uh, at the King Edward Hotel.

Hold on, let me write this down.

Do you know where it is?

- King Edward?
- King Edward Hotel.

Uh-huh. What room number?

Room 506.

Okay.

All right, then. So I'll see you tonight.

Perfect.

- Yeah.
- Well, I'll see you there at 7:00.

- All right. Bye-bye.
- Bye.

Yeah!

Hey, you little hot-wire
house-caller... Whoa!

Time to cut back on the caffeine, bro.

Goddamn it!

How old are you, man?

Old enough to know
when you're up to something.

Shit!

Fuck you!

Room 509... I think it's 509.

- Mister, mister. Mister!
- I don't have any money.

Listen to me! I am the shepherd.

I'm the shepherd of the valley of darkness.

I've escaped with the edge of the sword.

It grew valiant in fight
and set it to flight!

The armies of the aliens!

Natasha?

Natasha?

Is that you?

Whoa!

Oh, man, listen!

I was here, I was right here.

It was up there, then it was gone.

Gone!

Dude, you're freezing. Here, man.

I'm not going to leave you. Take the coat.
Take my coat.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Where's my car?

You all right?

Where's my car, man?

- I don't know where your car is.
I don't know. - Where's my car?

I don't know where your car is.

Where's my car?

Just go to the subway.
The subway's this way, man.

It's this way. Come this way.

What happened to you?

I wish I knew.

You're bleeding.

Can we see what's on five?

Honey, can you close the curtains?
I think there's a reflection on the screen.

Drink, please.

Thank you.

- Honey?
- Yeah?

I'm sorry, I think I've gotta go.

Okay.

- Okay?
- Thank you.

Here we go.

Okay.

TERl: Could you remember
to take the trash out before tomorrow?

It's really starting to smell.

- I'm sorry.
- It's okay, I'll do it right after this.

Thank you.

You know, I was thinking, as soon as
we get finished paying off our credit card,

we could start to put an extra
$200 a month away for our trip.

We might have enough to go by June.

Yeah.

God, I can't wait.

Sitting on the beach. Mai tais.

I can't wait.

I know.

You know, then we could
talk about saving for a house.

How nice would it be to have our own pool?

Yes. It'd be great.

What do you think, like, two years, tops?

- What's that?
- For the down payment.

What, like, $40,000?

Yeah.

Then maybe we could start
talking about a family.

Does it bother you to talk about this?

No, why?

It just seems like...

I don't know, like it makes
you uncomfortable...

...or something every
time I bring it up.

No, it's cool.

'Cause we don't have to do this.

Do what?

The house.

It sounds great.

- Just...
- Okay.

'Cause we could do something else.

No, it's great, come on...

You okay?

Yeah, I'm just... I'm taking out the trash.

I just locked myself out.

Just now?

Yeah. I went to empty the garbage,

and I came back in and the door was locked.

The top lock.

Wasn't me.

Yeah, but seriously,
do you know how this happened?

Maybe you did it by mistake.

Like habit.

Yeah, I mean, I guess I must've, right?

- Hey, what's up?
Hey, bro!

You, me, drinks tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night... Tomorrow...

...night... I can't.
- Yeah, tomorrow night.

Do what?

- What do you mean, you can't?
- A bar.

- No time for your best friend any more?
- Oh, go.

- You should go.
- Hold on, bro. Hold on, Araz.

- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

Go. I'll give Stephanie a call.

You should go.

- Okay, Araz, I'm in. What time?
- Perfect.

You okay?

I had a bad dream.

What was it?

Hey, hey, you're okay. It was just a dream.

You're going through a lot right now.

It's good you're going out tonight.
You need a break.

I'm fine.

Morning, George.

Can I talk to Teri, please?

Yeah, she's right here.
Hold on, you're on speaker.

TERl: Hi, Daddy.

Hello, sweetheart. How you feeling today?

I'm fine. You?

I'm fine, thank you, honey.

I'm doing fine, too, George, thanks.

Chris, do you mind
if I talk to my daughter, please?

Not at all.

What's up, Dad?

Not too much, I'm just calling to say hi.

Did you have a nice time last night?

Yeah, it was fine. Why?

Just checking in on my baby girl.

Okay, um... Look, I gotta...
I gotta run to a meeting.

Love you.

Love you, too.

- Hey, Steph.
- Hi, Chris.

Come on in.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Okay, I'm going.

- You guys good?
- TERl: Yeah.

Have fun, honey.

Take it easy on the vodka.

Yeah, okay, lush.
- Bye.

TERl: Bye.

I'm serious, man.

This is why I refuse to be in a
relationship. It totally screws your mind.

It's not that bad.

Come on, you're totally fucked.

Dude, she's making you feel like you owe
her for that accident. That's bullshit.

You know, it's just...

She's messing with you.

This whole thing is messed up.

What has it been, like, three years now?

Yeah, three and a half.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

You know, it's not gonna get any better
from here, bro, I'm telling you.

This woman is making you feel like you
owe her something for the rest of your life.

She's using you for your guilt.

Yeah, well... She can, right? I mean...

It was my fault.

Dude, listen, you've gotta
quit that shit right now.

Listen to me, okay, as a friend,
I'm telling you.

It was an accident, and accidents happen.

Yeah, I know it was an accident,
but it was my fault, right?

I was driving.
What am I gonna do, just leave her now?

Like, "Hey, sorry I destroyed your life, but
I got things to do, so peace, good luck. "

That sounds pretty good.

You're cold, man.

Now look, I'm just telling you this
because I love you

and I don't like seeing you hurt, okay?

Excuse me, can we get two Maker's, please?

Seriously though, bro, I don't want
to see you lose your life because of this.

Sometimes things just happen, you know?

You just have to find a way to deal with it.

I'd do anything for you, you know that.

I mean, someone who's gonna
put you through all that,

you know, who wants to make you suffer
and make you feel guilty,

doesn't love you, bro.
I'm sorry, I hate to say it, but...

I think you should get rid of her.

Yeah, I...

I mean, I should just dump her.

You know, I just feel so guilty.

Like, all the time.

I should just dump her.

I don't mean dump her.
I mean get rid of her.

You mean, "Get rid of her"?

Yeah.

That's exactly what I mean.

Yeah... I... That's fucked up, man.
I can't do that.

No, listen, I know people.

Look, I got connections, okay?

I know people who know people
that can do this.

Just say the word, bro, and it's done.

- No, I can't... I can't do that.
- Chris, come on!

You may have caused the accident, bro,

but she's the one that's choosing
to deliberately destroy your life, dude.

She's trying to fuck you, dude.

Fuck her!

You know what?
She's always, like, telling me

that she forgives me and all that shit.

You know, she's always making me
remember that it's my fault.

She's like, "But, you know,
don't worry, I forgive you. "

But you know what? If you forgive me,
then stop fucking saying it.

Yeah, exactly! Fuck that bitch, dude.

Bitches ain't shit but for hoes and tricks.

I got your back, bro.

I know, man.
You're, like, the best friend I have.

Same here, bro.

My best friend.

You too.

Oh!

Bathroom's not handicapped-accessible.

What?

The bathroom is not handicapped-accessible.

What are you talking about?
Who gives a shit?

Fuck the handicapped, bro.
I don't care if it's accessible.

- I'm going back out there now. You ready?
- Yeah.

- See blonde bitch, huh?
- I don't like blonde bitches.

All right, bro, let's go
fuck some hoes, huh?

Whoo!

- Yeah?
- What up, player?

Hey, uh, how did I get home last night?

Yeah, bro, you were pretty fucked up.
You left my place around 3:00.

I thought you were gonna take a cab.

No, my car is here.

Fuck, I think I drove home.

Yeah, I'm sorry, it's my fault.
I should have just called you a cab.

Hey, look, does Teri know about the hookers?

Hookers?

Wait, what?
You're kidding me. You don't remember?

Yeah, oh, God. Yeah, yeah.

Is Teri pissed?

Uh...

No, I didn't tell her.
I mean, it's okay, it's just...

I mean, since we can't do it,
we're working on it.

Being okay with me
for being with other people...

I don't wanna talk about it.

But, uh... Last night was probably the best
blowjob I've ever had in my life.

From a guy?

- From a what?
- Nothing, nothing.

Look, I'm glad you had a good time, okay?
You needed that.

Uh, now listen, Chris.

That thing we talked about?

Well, it's on for today.

What are you talking about?

Chris, what we talked about
last night, remember?

No.

Well, everything's in motion
and there's nothing I can do to stop it.

And by the way, it's gonna happen today,
so you may not wanna be around.

See ya.

Araz!

Hi, you've reached Araz.

If you're calling about that money I
owe you, you've got the wrong number.

Fuck.

- George.
- Teri, please.

Umm...

Uh, George, uh...

I don't think that
Teri's available right now.

Well, what's going on? Where is she?

I'm sorry, George, I gotta go.

Fuck!

Police officer! Open the door!

LAPD. Open the door!

Open the door! LAPD!

Police officer! Open the door now!

Freeze!

Fuck.

Ahh!

Jameson, he's going northbound!

Get up.

Turn around, put your hands on your head.
Put 'em on your head!

Lock your fingers. Lock 'em good.

Lock 'em good and tight.
Don't do anything foolish.

Hey!

- Drop it! No! Drop, drop!
- Stop! Stop!

- Just...
- Drop it.

Shut up!

Think about what you're doing.

What's up, bro?

What the hell?

You fucker!

Chris, what the fuck, man?

- You killed her! She's dead!
- What?

Your guy came over and
killed her in our bed.

Chris, you need to calm down, okay?

And now the cops are after me
'cause they think I did it!

Put the gun down, Chris!

Fuck.

Jesus, man.

Dude, I was kidding.

What...

You think I'm really gonna

call someone and have them come down
and kill your girl? Come on.

She's in our bed covered in blood.
She's dead!

Put the gun down, okay?

I was with you all night last night.
I swear to God, I don't know what happened.

Fuck, I was here. I didn't call anyone.
I don't even know anyone.

Man, I was fucking with you.

Yeah, if you didn't call,
then who did this, huh?

I don't know.

Dude, listen to me.
You were doing a lot of coke last night.

All right?
You were angry, you were really pissed off.

I tried to get you to stay, but you ran off.

You were saying that you were gonna
finish it off, or finish it or whatever.

You were screaming that all night.

I was pissed off about what?

I don't know, dude.
You were just acting like a lunatic.

You know, you threw a fit and you took off.

What are you talking about?

Do you even remember anything?

What happened, huh?
What happened after you got home last night?

What happened after you got home, Chris?

I was here. I was here.

With the girls and the drugs and...
I remember...

Wait, wait. I was...

I drove home.

I drove home and...

Then I drove home. I drove...

I drove home.

Then I walked in...

Oh, my God.

I drove home and then
I walked in the front door and...

Dude...

I drove home.

You killed her.

Dude, you fucking killed her, man!

No, I didn't. I didn't do that. I just...

I did not kill her.

I didn't kill her.

- Oh, fuck, I did.
- All right, gimme the gun, Chris.

- It's my fault. It's my fault.
- Come on, Chris, please give it to me.

- It's my fault.
- It's not your fault.

Chris, it's okay, just
please give me the gun!

It's my fault.

It was my fault.

It was my fault.

I did it. It was me.

It's my fault.

I did it. I did this to her.
I did this to her.

No, I didn't. I didn't mean to.

I didn't do that, I didn't...

- Chris...
- No! It was my fault!

It was my fault!

It is my fault.

Don't!

Are you okay?

You scared me.

Come on, love. Come to bed.

You know I got an audition today.

Just checking to see if you still had them.

"The game is over, McAllister. The
cards are drawn and your number is up. "

"You're going down. "

"The game is over, McAllister. "
Josh Steady?

"The cards are drawn and
your number is up. "

"You're going down!"

"The game is over, McAllister. "

"The cards are drawn
and your number is up. "

"You're going down!"

"The game is over, McAllister.
The cards are drawn and your number is up. "

"You're going down, motherfucker!"

"The game is over, McAllister. "

"The cards are drawn and
your number is up. "

- "You fuck, you're going down!"
- Jake Tanner?

You're up.

Okay, um...

Jake Tanner, who are you reading for?

- The role of Dillon Chambers.
Okay.

Whenever you're ready.

The game is over, McAllister.

The cards are drawn and your number is up.

Hold on a sec.
Camera's not even rolling, sweetie.

Could you state your name again, please?

Jake Tanner reading
for the role of Dillon Chambers.

Why?

Why what?

Well... When is he available?

Well, call me ASAP when... When you
have his availability, call me ASAP.

Whenever you're ready.

The game is over, McAllister.

The cards are drawn and your number is up.

You're going down.

"Chambers, you're a loser and always
will be for the rest of your life. "

I might be a loser,
but I have one thing that you don't have.

"Yeah? What's that?"

An AK-47.

And the will to use it.

Bang!

Ciao, bella.

Why does he always say "Ciao, bella"
when he kills someone?

Because that's Dillon Chambers'
catch phrase in the script.

Yeah, but he says that
in every movie. It's...

Thanks, Jake, for that.

Now, it says here that you know
some martial arts as well.

Why don't you show us a few things?

What kind of things?

Whatever you want.

Some kicks...

Or whatever.

Thank you very much.

I assume that you know how to do the lines
and the moves all at the same time.

Yeah, of course.

What? You want me to do that right now?

This is her.

Okay, that's fantastic.

Okay, let me wrap this up
and I'll call you back.

No, no, we'll make it work.

Great.

Oh, absolutely. Okay.

So, um, thank you, Jake. Thank you.

I can do that last one again.

I'll say "motherfucker" at the end,

when he's got the gun out.

Oh. No, no, that was fine.

Thanks.

Goodbye.

The game is over, McAllister.

The cards are drawn and your number is up.

You're going down.

Chambers, you're a loser

and always will be for
the rest of your life.

I may be a loser,
but I have one thing you don't.

Yeah, what's that?

Yeah?

Hi.

I have a meeting with Mr Weintraub.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

- What's your name?
- Jake Tanner.

Is this Harold Weintraub's office?

It is, but Mr Weintraub doesn't have
a meeting with a Jake Tanner today.

Listen, I just got a call five minutes ago.

Jack!

- Jake.
- Jake! We've been waiting for you.

Come on in.

Ah! Jake!

Come on in.

Mr Weintraub, Jake Tanner.

Please, sit down, Jake.

I can take it from here, thank you.

Could you close the door on your way out?

Well, Jake.

It's good to finally meet you in person.

Like a little snifter?

No, thanks, Mr Weintraub, I don't drink.

Glad to hear that.

Nothing worse than a drunk actor.

Chin-chin.

Mmm-mmm!

I've got some very fancy Cubans.

Would you like one?

No, thanks. I don't smoke.

You don't smoke, you don't drink.

Wow.

Well... Jake.

I assume you know what happened
to Johnny Caras, huh?

Our previous Dillon Chambers.

Snowmobile accident.

Well...

That's what the press called it.

The truth is, and this pains me,

Johnny jumped off that cliff.

He just couldn't handle the pressure.
You know,

it's a dangerous business, Jake.

A very dangerous business.

Here's the deal.

This movie, Bloody Vengeance 3,

it's gonna be the biggest, the best
Bloody Vengeance movie

that we've ever made, by far.

We're gonna leave nothing to chance,

including the casting of the starring lead.

That's why you're here, isn't it, Jake? Hmm?

That's why you're sitting here.

So...

I see here, uh...

Oh.

You were in the Corps.

You saw some action.

Yes, sir. I have.

It's all in the eyes.

You've seen things.

You've seen terrible things,
haven't you, Jake?

I bet you've done things
that come back to haunt you.

Make you wake up in the night
in cold sweats,

when you hear the dead voices
and see their faces.

There it is. Right there.

That's what I'm talking about.

That is Dillon Chambers.

You're the one.

You're giving me the part?

Well, there's just one thing.

I mean, if we are willing
to commit to an actor,

we have to know that you're willing to do

absolutely everything for this part.

I am.

Would you kill for this part?

Um... Sure.

- Say it.
- What?

I'd like you to say,
"I'd kill for this part. "

Yes, I'd kill for this part.

Would you?

I'm sorry. What?

All the greats have done it.

DiCaprio, Pitt, Damon, Cruise, Clooney,

they've all done it.

Done what?

Killed for the part.

You're saying you want me to kill someone?

If we put ourselves in your hands,

we have to know, right now,

that you're ready to do this.

Otherwise, we'll just keep looking.

Well...

And besides, Jake, quite frankly,

I'm not asking you to do something
you haven't already done before.

Instead of killing for somebody
you don't even know, like Uncle Sam,

here you'd be killing for you,

for your career.

I mean, don't you think you're worth it,

after all you've sacrificed?

All the greats have done it. DiCaprio,

Pitt, Damon, Cruise, Clooney,
they've all done it.

Okay.

You'll do it?

Oh, listen, man,

I knew I could count on you.

You're the one.

Great! All right,
I'll send a messenger over

later on with all the details, okay?

Jake Tanner?

It's for you.

Hey, how did it go?

I got the part.

You got the part?

- Pretty much.
- They just gave it to you?

Couple things I gotta do, but...

role's mine if I want it.

Really? What do you have to do?

That's for the movie.

- What's in it?
- Nothing. Give me that.

- What's in it?
- Never mind what's in it.

- Give me the envelope.
- Come get it.

Stop fucking around. Come on, I need that.

Come get it.

- Stop fucking around! Give me the envelope!
- Come get it!

What's wrong with you?

Do you know, I just locked myself out.

- Just now?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I was emptying the garbage out here,

and I came back in and the door was locked.

The top lock.

Wasn't me.

Well, I thought you were doing...

Mr Weintraub. Jake Tanner's here.

Listen, darling, I gotta go.
The star of our new movie's just come in.

Yeah. Hey, give a big kiss to your mom.

All right. Bye now.

So?

What happened?

- It's done.
- It's done?

Oh, Jake. I'm proud of you.

Done?

Hey, listen, I just gotta confirm this.

George.

- Harry.
- God-fucking-damn it, Harold.

This is it.
I'm not giving you another extension.

I'm not calling about an extension.

Listen, man, are you sitting down?

It's done.

- What's done?
- You know, the, uh, one condition.

It's done.

You're telling me this is done.

Yeah, last night. My guy's here right now.

He says it's all wrapped.

Uh-huh.
Well, let me tell you something, Harold.

I'm not financing this movie
because I love your work.

Now, this was your one chance
to prove that you had the potential

to be a great producer.

It's all I wanted. One small task.

And that was too much for you.
Couldn't do one little thing right.

Uh, George, uh...

My guy is sitting right in front of me.

He tells me that it's done.

Oh, well, then either he's full of shit
or you're lying to me

or I've got some other daughter
that I don't know about.

I talked to her just this morning.

Oh, you talked to her.

Yeah, what do you think?
I don't talk to my own daughter?

What the fuck kind of father
do you think I am?

I really apologise, George.
I'm terribly sorry.

I'll get it fixed right away.
I know some people...

No. No. No.

Stop. Forget it.

I got my own guy now.

Brooklyn badass.

He'll take care of things from here on.

Oh, and Harold.

- Yes?
- Get your head out of your ass.

Very good advice, George. Thank you.

Son of a bitch.

Okay, look. I know I can do this.

Give me one more chance.

You've really done it, buddy boy.

You are done and dusted.

You had one chance to be a big movie star.

Well, you can go back to your day job,

because you won't be working
in the movies ever again.

I thought you had this part.

They changed their mind.

Why? What did you do?

I just want to forget about it.

I knew it was too good to be true anyway.

There's always a next time, right, Jake?

You know what?
I'm going to go to work now.

Because someone has to work around here.

Loser!

You wanna be a loser the rest of your life?

You're not a loser. You want all
this, you gotta get fucking dirty.

You know you can do this.
You've done it before.

You gotta kill someone.

You get everything you want. Everything.

Is that worth it?

It's what you wanted.
That's what you fucking wanted.

You're letting it happen.
You fucking change it.

You fucking change it. You're a winner.

You're a fucking soldier.

Yeah. You're fucking right.
I'll fucking kill you.

That's right.

That's fucking right.

Hey, it's me.
Look, I forgot my cell at the house,

so if you happen to be around
the restaurant this afternoon,

could you bring it to me?

Thanks.

I wanted to apologise
for my uncle over there.

He can be a little harsh sometimes.

Don't worry,
I get hit on about 50 times a night.

I actually came over here to spare you.

To spare me?
I've seen the way you look at me,

batting your eyes, winking and all that.

We both know I'm pretty much
out of your league.

Is that right?

I didn't want to embarrass you
in front of your customers.

- That's very thoughtful. Thank you.
- Well...

I care about the little people.
I can tell. Thanks.

Excuse me, sir?

Can I borrow that pen?

Well, I guess you were too busy
to bring my phone today, huh?

- I couldn't find it.
- Really?

Did you work today?

No.

No one seems to need
even a part-timer this week.

You wanna catch a movie tomorrow night?

Actually, I can't. I told Mary that
I would cover her shift tomorrow night.

I'm sorry. I won't be back until late.

- This is Vince.
- Hey, uh, it's Natasha. How are you?

Hey, Natasha, how are you?

I'm good, thank you.

Hey, listen, uh, I was wondering...

- Yo.
- Yeah?

What you need?

Need something?

Never mind.

Hey, you've reached Vince.

Please leave your name and number and I'll
get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks.

Hey there. Uh, it's Natasha.

Look,

I'm sorry, I just can't do it.

It was nice meeting you anyway, and, uh,

take care. Bye now.

What the fuck?

Jake?

Wait.

What the hell are you doing?

What are you doing here?

- You didn't just see that?
- See what?

You didn't just see that thing outside?

Jake, what are you doing here?

There's a fucking UFO outside.

What are you talking about?

Look.

Look at that.

Look at what I'm showing you.

- What's wrong with you?
- You see what that is?

Did you follow me here?

It's a fucking spaceship.

I don't see anything.

- What are you doing here?
- There's a spaceship.

Who gives a shit why I came here?

This happened next door.

That guy you were gonna meet,

the fucking aliens pulled
him out the window.

They took him.

This is a sign

that thing is there for us.

- Just take a look at this.
- Stay away from me.

Why do you have a gun?

This is not about that.

Are you going to shoot me?

No, why would you say that?

Where does this gun come from?

It doesn't...

The producer said...

if I killed her, I get the job...

- I didn't kill her.
- What? Which producer?

The producer on Bloody Vengeance.

The chick was in a wheelchair,
I couldn't do it.

He said if I killed her, I'd get the job.

It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter any more.

Jake, you need to calm down, okay?

Tasha, hold on. I'm telling the truth.

Please.

- That's a sign.
- Jake, you need help.

You don't believe me?

What the fuck are you doing?

- It's me.
- I don't know what's wrong with you.

- Put the gun down, Natasha.
- Stay away from me, please.

Put that down.

Oh, my God. I know you.

How have you been?

Not good.