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- Tonight
on "Bachelor in Paradise"...

- Hey, guys.

- Oh, look who it is.
Look who it is.

- Jordan is someone
that I've always looked

back and been like, what if?

- Jordan got
the first one-on-one date

with Rachel on the show.

- I definitely think
there is still--

- A little something there?
- Yeah.

- Things are going
really well with Blake.

- I literally go
to sleep and wake up

thinking about you every day.

- I'm just happy that
I finally found my person.

- Hola.
- Hi.

- Oh, my God.

- Katie Thurston
arrives in Paradise,

and all I'm seeing is panic.

- Oh, my [bleep] God.

- They got engaged.

They haven't talked since.

- I was in love
with this girl.

I have not seen her
in two years.

I don't think
there's a worse scenario.

- My whole journey here
has just gone to [bleep].

- But first...

- Hello!

- Olivia has had one hell
of a ride in Paradise.

- Will I suck your toes?

This escalated quickly.

- She thought Will
was going to suck her toes.

But then Kylee
took him on a date.

- Kylee, you are a snake.

- And then she fell hard
for John Henry...

[cork pops]
- Aah!

Only to have Kat
steal him away.

- You want to kiss me now?
- I do.

- You disrespectful ho.

- And just when it seemed
like her time in Paradise

was over...

- There are
no other options for me.

- Michael arrived.

- He's cute.

- Who's John Henry?
Never heard of him.

- And now will Michael
ask her on a date?

- I would absolutely accept...

a date with you.
- Okay. Okay.

- Could they be Paradise's
latest love connection,

or will she be left
in the cold again?

Find out right now
on another exciting episode

of "Bachelor in Paradise."

[rock music]

both: ♪ Almost paradise

♪ We're knocking
on heaven's door ♪

♪ Almost paradise

♪ How could we ask
for more? ♪

♪ I swear that I can see

♪ Forever in your eyes

♪ Paradise

♪

♪ And in your arms

♪ Salvation's
not so far away ♪

♪

♪ It's getting closer

♪ Closer every day

♪ Almost paradise

♪ We're knocking
on heaven's door ♪

♪ Almost paradise

♪ How could we ask
for more? ♪

♪ I swear
that I can see forever ♪

♪ In your eyes

♪ Paradise

♪

♪ I swear
that I can see forever ♪

♪ In your eyes

♪ Paradise

- Michael.

- What's up, guys?

So, first and foremost,
I just want to thank everybody

from the bottom of my heart.

You guys are awesome.

Every conversation
I had was great.

- Michael
from Charity's season

arrived with a date card.

And everyone's
hoping that he asks

Olivia to go on this date.

She just had this horrible
night last night

when John Henry
picked Kat over her.

- I'm glad to be here.
This is a blessing.

But I do have
to make a decision.

- I really hope Michael goes
on this date with Olivia

because that would
mean Olivia is gone.

[chuckles] Let's just hope.

- [exhales sharply]

[tense music]

So...

Olivia, would you
please come with me on a date?

- I would love to go.

[cheering]

Are we in Paradise?
Is this Mexico?

Are we going to fall in love?
Maybe.

- I was thinking long and hard.
I was just like, you know--

- Yeah, well, you thought
a little too long and hard,

first and foremost.
- [laughs]

- Let me tell you.

I just want to take
this time to say

these are my last few days
being single.

My ring size, TBD.

But just know
I'm about to be taken.

I got to go.

- No, go back.
What was his name?

- What was his name?
- What was his name?

- I don't know.
- You don't have, like, a clue?

- What is his name?
- Not even, like, a guess?

I want you to know
what his name is.

How are you gonna put your--

- The waves are so loud.
I literally couldn't hear him.

And I was all the way
on the other side.

So I didn't--

- No, you said,
get the ring ready.

You don't know his name.

[light music]

- [laughing]
What is his name?

[laughter]

- Oh, man, we gonna
have a good time, so...

- Yeah, we are.

I'm ready to have a great time
with a delicious-looking man.

[upbeat percussion]

♪

First thing I noticed about
him is, he's got the swag.

[laughs]
You're fine.

I hope I don't botch this one.

♪

- I can't stop
myself from dancing.

I can't stop myself
from feeling the rhythm,

feeling the beat,
getting into it.

And I'll be
the first one to say,

I don't know how to dance.

I'll do a little jig,
but I'ma stay in my square.

[laughs] You know what I mean?

♪

- Michael is exciting.

He's refreshing.

I like him.

I like Michael.
I like Michael for me.

I like me for Michael.

Michael makes it so easy
to want to dive all-in.

Maybe the whole John Henry,
Kat situation was a blessing

in disguise so the cards
can kind of fall into place

and Michael and I meet.

[cheers and applause]

♪

No, I like
hanging out with you.

- Yeah.

- I feel like today
and, like, situations like this

is what makes me feel
like I see you

outside of here a lot.
- I agree.

- I went to bed
last night excited.

And, like, that's nice.

I don't think
I'd felt that yet.

- Well, good.

- I'm very excited
about John Henry.

I see his love
and his compassion

and his attentiveness.

That's what you
want in a husband.

That's what you want
in a father of your children.

And he is that.

And that's what makes you
fall in love with someone.

- All right, so, you know,

I had a little talk
with Olivia today.

It was nice to kind of, like,
touch over everything

and, like, close that chapter.

Like, she's moving on.

- Yeah.
- You know, I'm--

you know, I'm 100%,
like, on you.

And I don't know. So it was
a weird conversation, but--

- Yeah, it's hard to do those.
- Yeah, but at least,

like, now, like,
we're on the same page.

- Yeah.
- And, like, you know,

we're both going
our separate ways.

- Yeah.

I haven't navigated Paradise
the best way possible.

I know I might have, like,
hurt people's feelings.

And, like, that's just, like,
not a really good feeling.

And I don't want
to, like, continue doing that.

And John Henry handled it
with, like, so much grace.

And, like, I love that.

I need that.

You want to have
a life with that.

You want that.

- I feel like I definitely
made the right decision.

- Good, 'cause
I'm very happy with you.

It feels good to feel wanted.

And it feels good to feel
like you're with a good man.

John Henry makes me a better
person at the end of the day.

And I think
that this is going to be

something I can see forever.

I can see myself falling
very in love with him.

- It was, honestly,
so refreshing

to, like, wake up
and feel really good.

- Me too.
- It was like--

it was like, okay,
like, this is right.

- You're very sweet.

♪

- I just want to cheers
to a new beginning.

The fact that I came late
may be a disadvantage for me.

But I don't think it's
a disadvantage for the thought

of what we could be
and the thought of just wanting

to have fun, enjoy the moment,
live in the moment,

and be present in the moment.

Cheers.

- That was a good one.
- You like that?

- I did.
[giggles]

Sitting in front of the fire
with Michael, it's hot.

He is a very good-looking man.

And I'm trying
to keep my walls down.

I really am.

Just given, like, the whole
thing with John Henry,

it is in the back of my mind
a little bit where I'm like,

I don't want to dive all into
this headfirst

'cause I did that
and I got burned.

But at the same time,

you never know
what can happen in Paradise.

You never know who's coming
down that beach.

You never know
the connections that can form.

So I'm excited to see, like,
where this can go.

I feel like I have
gotten, like, knocked down

a lot in Paradise.

But every time,
like, I keep standing up.

- Mm-hmm.
- You know?

And I'm like, you know,
don't let your--

don't let your chin tilt

'cause your crown will slip.
- Come on, now. Exactly.

- So you got to keep
your chin up.

- I love that.

- And, clearly, it can lead
to very, very beautiful things.

[both laugh]
Very beautiful things.

Michael makes me feel good.

He's got a great personality.

The dimples, you could
literally fill them up

with, like, cups of water.

Like, he's so cute.

♪

- Mm.

- Kissing Michael...
[chuckles]

It makes me a little weak
in the knees.

I'm not going to lie.
[laughs]

♪

- You're a good kisser.
[chuckles]

- Rate me out of 10.
[both laugh]

- I'll give you a 10.

That's a solid 10.
What you think?

- I give you a solid 10, too.

[laughter]

I'm a little nervous
'cause he looks so good.

So bringing him
back to the beach,

I'm like, I don't want anybody
to touch him or look at him

or talk to him.

I'm happy, though.
I really am.

That's the only way
I can describe it.

I feel very excited.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Is it heavy?

- You want it?
Here you go.

This is for you.
I picked this for you.

- Aw, thanks.
Is it actually heavy?

- It's just like,
it's weighted weirdly.

- You can do, like,
little exercises.

- Yeah, little...
[both grunting]

- Okay, so here's a curveball.

I really like,
like, heavy metal.

- Have you been
to a heavy-metal concert?

- Mm-hmm.

- No.

- You would never go
in a mosh pit.

- No, no, and that
scares me for you.

People die.
No.

The end is near for Paradise.

And right now a ton
of couples are pretty solid--

me and John Henry,
Aven and Kylee,

Aaron and Eliza,
Sam and Peter,

Mercedes and Tyler.

- Au naturel.
- Au naturel.

- We also have
new relationships.

Michael and Olivia went
on a date, thank God.

- Last night was fun.
- I know.

- Tanner giving Rachel his
rose was definitely his sign

that he wanted
to continue to see

where this relationship
could grow.

But I have no idea
where her head's at.

- So the situation
with Tanner, I don't know.

I'm definitely
holding back a little.

And I wasn't expecting
to get the rose.

But then I just, like,
don't want to be--

- You don't know
how to approach it.

- Yeah, 'cause I thought
it was a friendship rose.

You know, it's kind of
reminding me of, like, Brayden,

like, went through a lot,

and then all of a sudden
we were like,

oh, could this be something?
And then it wasn't.

Not that I'm mad about it,
but I'm just like, okay,

there has--
the other shoe has to drop.

And I'm like, he's
never pursued you before this.

Like, does he
just want a rose?

So it's, like--

- Yeah, that's definitely
always a question.

- Right.

I'm definitely
in a tough situation.

The clock is ticking.

And I don't know
what Tanner wants.

So I'm definitely still open.

I just really want
to find someone

that I can just build
something with.

[bird crowing]

[birds singing, screeching]

[tense music]

- [groaning]

♪

[birds squawking]

- Jordan, Taylor,
how you guys doing?

- Jesse, good, how are you?

- Fancy seeing you both here.
- Good to see you again.

- Welcome.
Welcome to Paradise.

- I'm Jordan
from Rachel's season.

You might remember me,
you might not.

But I'm back here in Paradise.

- Your time
on "The Bachelorette,"

on your respective seasons,
was pretty short, okay?

Jordan, I know you went
on Rachel's

first one-on-one date.

It seemed like things
were going so well

right from the beginning.
- Yeah.

- How high were your hopes
going into that date?

- They were really high.

I mean, getting
the first one-on-one,

I was super confident
going into it.

So me being a race car driver,
it's right here.

- Oh, my goodness.

- So this is the car
that I drive.

- Oh, my gosh!
[laughs]

- Yeah, throw
the hands up, whoo!

Oh, my word.

You know, we had a great date.
We had a great time.

And we connected.

But at the end of the day,
it just wasn't enough.

- I...

can't give you this rose.

And I do truly apologize

because you
are absolutely incredible.

I can't tell you enough.

- When I first got
sent home, I was hurt.

But, you know,
at the end of the day,

she didn't feel the connection
was strong enough.

But the last date
I went on with Rachel

was March of last year.

So maybe
it's worth exploring again.

- All right,
what about you, man?

Obviously, we saw you
on Charity's season.

[cheering]

- Miss Bachelorette.

- You went home night one.

So just how excited are you
to make some connections here?

- Super excited.
I'm so excited.

- Yeah, all right.
- [chuckles]

- Gentlemen,
as for the date card,

there is going to be
one handed out today.

Who gets it?

Well, that's TBD.

So my suggestion is
that you head on down,

you have a bunch
of conversations,

and really try your best
to form a real connection.

Rev your engines, boys.
Paradise is open.

Jordan, Taylor, have at it.
- Thanks.

- Let's do it.
- See ya.

- All right, dude.

- The nerves are up coming
down here to Paradise.

But I'm hoping to handle
the nerves

the same way I do
in the race car.

- Who's that?

- I know my time was short
on "The Bachelorette,"

but I do believe
that it can work.

- Oh, my God.

- I felt it
with Rachel on our date.

So I'm hoping here in Paradise,
I can find that, for sure.

- Oh.
- Hey, guys.

- What's up?

- We were sitting there, and
up comes Jordan V. and...

[softly]
Taylor.

Taylor. Taylor?

- Taylor.
- Taylor from Charity's season.

- I remember him.
- John Henry, what's up, guys?

- Oh look who's--
look who it is.

Look who it is.

- I asked them
when you were coming down.

- Oh, yeah? Oh, it's me.
- Yes, you look great.

Jordan is so sweet.
So it's exciting seeing him.

- Hi, I'm Sam.
- Oh, hi.

- He looks super cute.

- Good to see you.
- I made it. I made it.

- And it's great he's getting
another opportunity.

I think he deserves that.

- I'm Jordan.
- Race car driver, huh?

- [sighs] Yeah, a little bit.
- [chuckles]

- We're a little late.

So I think we're going
to get right to it.

- Kat, can I take you?

- Sure. Hi.
- How's it going?

- It's going good.

- Rachel, you want to go talk?
Come on.

Come on, let's go.
- You're not mad at me?

- No, why would I be mad
at you?

- The whole thing
with Jordan is,

he got the first one-on-one
date with Rachel on the show.

And then just, like,
at the end of the date,

she was like,
not really feeling you,

and sent him home, so everybody
was, like--felt bad for him.

- She said that she regrets
sending him home so soon.

So I definitely think
there is still, like...

- A little something there?
- Yeah.

- I definitely think
it's a potential

he goes on another date
with her.

- I'm definitely still
open to exploring

my connection with Rachel.

But to be honest, I'm not
sure where I stand right now.

I gave her a rose
because I like Rachel.

But I didn't have a chance
to show her

that I'm, like, very serious
about exploring it.

Kind of sucks.

♪

- Oh, my gosh, well,
I'm happy you're here.

- I'm happy to be here, too.

I mean, it's weird for me

because, you know,
our experience was so short.

- You did not deserve that.
- Yeah.

- And I do, like, wish
we could have at least had

a little bit of a chance.

- Maybe a little
more time, yeah.

- But I made that mistake,
so I'm sorry.

And, like, I feel just bad
in that way.

You know?
- Okay, it's in the past now.

- And here we are.
- We're here in Paradise.

- We're in Paradise.
Who would have thought?

both: Not me.
- No, not me.

So you were here day one,
the first person. Like...

- Yeah.
- So how has it been for you?

Like...
- Obviously, like, looking back

at my experiences,

like, I think the way
I go about things--

like, I wanted to change
that here.

- Yeah.

- I've been going
a little slower

just because I'm sitting
back a little.

- Yeah. I just want
you to be happy.

That's all I want.
- And I want you to be happy.

- Yeah, well, I'm fine.
You need to be happy.

- I want you to be
the first one on the beach

because you deserve it.

Jordan is someone
that I've always looked back

and been like, what if?

And I never in a million years
would have thought

we would both be here
on the beach.

And now I genuinely want
to, like, go on the date,

like, really want to.

- Oh, all right, all right.
- Okay, I'll see you up there.

Everyone here deserves
a second chance.

What if we would have
had one more date?

Like, what could have
happened?

So I hope this
isn't, like, too late.

- So what are you looking for?

- Kind of was hoping
that I could potentially get

an opportunity on Paradise...
- Yeah.

- And find love here
and build a connection.

♪

I'm good.

If I had a date card
right now,

I would hand that to Mercedes.

She seemed to have
a very fun vibe.

And I love that.

- Hey, fam, look what I got!
[cheering]

- Let's go, Peter!
- It's a date card!

- Let's give us some
good news, baby!

Good news!
- It's a date card!

Jordan...
- Yeah.

- Choose someone
for your mind, body...

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

- And soul.
- Ooh.

- Thank you.

All right.

[breathes deeply]

Rachel, will you
go on this date with me?

- Yes.
- Wow.

- Aw.

- Ready?
- Let's go.

- Second first date.

- Come on, let's do it again.
Let's do it again. Why not?

- Wow.

- I'm just shocked.

I chose Rachel
because I thought

that it could be
something more.

- [gasps]
I'm so excited.

It'll be perfect.

- Me and her clearly have been
building a connection.

And a guy can only get
so much rejection.

- You good, Tanner?
- Yeah, I mean, I'm good.

I mean, I gave Rachel my rose,
but, no, I'm happy for Rachel.

I mean, I think
they're going to hit it off.

So we'll see.
Yeah.

I'm just exhausted.

And now I'm not sure
if my person's on this beach.

I am a little stuck.
It sucks.

[dramatic music]

- What a beach, honestly.

- Yeah.
- What a time to be alive.

- I know.

- Do either of those guys
interest you at all or no?

- I'm happy.
I like Michael.

You and Jess going
to get married?

- Married?

- Who are you going to marry?

- You tell me.

- I don't know.

- Your guess
is as good as mine.

[chuckles]
- Who do you want to marry?

- [clicks tongue]

I don't know.

At this point,
Paradise hasn't been

what I thought
it was going to be.

I've had a couple
of conversations

with a few different
women here.

And it just hasn't really
worked out in my favor.

And now Rachel's
on a date with Jordan,

so I don't know.

Don't know where
we go from here.

But, yeah...

not great.

Don't feel good.

[soft music]

- What do you think it is,
like, a yoga thing?

- Oh, we're doing
couples yoga, for sure.

- [squeals]
Okay, I'm excited.

- You're excited?
[laughs]

- Me and Jordan are walking
down the beach,

and we see a bunch
of couples doing yoga.

Well, I hope you're flexible.
- I'm not.

- The date card said
something about exploring

the mind, body, and soul.

So I'm excited
to see where it goes.

- Why does that look
kind of weird?

- Oh, no.
Oh, no.

- I don't know what's going on.

- No.
[laughing]

- [speaking Spanish]

- Join us.
Do you want to join us?

- I think I can do that, yeah.
- Perfect.

- You can grab a mat
if you want.

- Welcome.

- Tantric yoga, I've never
done it before, ever.

Maybe I'll have
to, like, put my leg

behind my head or something.

- We're gonna...
- We got this.

- Catch up really quick.
- Yeah, we're good, yeah.

- This is so awkward
because I know

we haven't, like, talked
in, like, a year and a half,

but, like, can I sit on you?

[giggles]

- We're going to look
each other's couple, yeah?

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Oh.
- Oh.

- The point of this exercise
is to start connecting

with our partners, okay?

- Do you feel a connection?
- I do, yeah.

- [laughs]
- A very strong one.

- We have to align
our head chakras.

- I'm twisting,
and I'm turning.

Can you see me?
- Are you doing okay?

- And I'm folding my legs.
I'm stretching my arms out.

And the whole time
I'm thinking,

I just hope she doesn't send
me home after this.

I want to take my shirt off.

- Oh, spicy.

Were you preparing for this?
- A little bit.

- Honestly, Jordan
looks so good today.

He's so able to just go
with the flow.

And it's so attractive.

- So the guy's going
to be laying back.

- Oh, my--
That's impressive.

You going to try that?

- Look at your partner's eye...
- What?

- And tell each other,
I trust you.

- I trust you.
Do you trust me?

- I trust you.

You actually trust me?
- Yes, I trust you.

- I feel like I'm meeting him
for the first time.

Even though
it's, like, a silly date,

I'm, like, actually
getting to know him.

- [grunts]
- [shouts, laughs]

- That was good, though.

- I'm trying to enjoy it.
Didn't ever think we'd be here.

So we're just
having a good time.

- Give your partner
a hug with your legs.

- All right, come here.
Yeah.

- You, like, make
the best eye contact.

You, like, stare,
like, into people.

[soft music]

[chuckles] What?
- I'm just looking at you.

♪

- Being here with Jordan,
it's definitely,

you know, bringing
back some old feelings.

Mm-hmm.

Last time we kissed,
we were in zero gravity.

But it's as good as I remember.

So it's--you know,
I'm having a great time.

I'm so excited that you came
down to the beach.

And I did not think
you would take me on this date.

I was secretly hoping
a little bit you would.

- Yeah?
- But I've had so much fun.

And I can't wait
to keep catching up.

- Cheers to that.
- Cheers.

- Paradise is more mine
and Rachel's speed.

I think maybe if we
would have met here,

things could have
gone differently.

How we left "The Bachelorette"
was maybe a little too quick.

So I think we deserve this
chance to be together again.

- I mean, I know a lot

happens in a year.
- Yeah.

- But it feels
like we're on a date

for, like, the first time.

- Who would have thought?
- Not I.

- Who would have thought that?
I didn't think--

- You didn't think
we would be here.

- I thought when
I left that night,

we would never see
each other again.

- Like, that was it.
- That was it, yeah.

That was it.
- Well, you never know.

- You're completely different
from when we first--

I mean, I liked you then,

but now it just seems like
you're so much happier.

Like, you seem happier.
- I'm just happy you're here.

- Hmm.

♪

[laughs]
It's just like I remember.

This date has been
so much fun.

- Cheers.

- So much can change in a year.

♪

I'm just excited, like,
that he's willing to give it

another shot.

♪

I want to have this new
experience together.

♪

So it's like, hey,

is there a gear in a race car?
[engine revving]

Like, let's put things
into gear

with the race car driver.
[engine revving loudly]

♪

[laughter]

[soft music]

- I can't believe this is
our last few days in Paradise.

- I feel like I just got here.
- Which is, like--Yeah.

We've come to the point
where all the couples

are starting to have
those conversations

on what life could
look like outside of Paradise.

And although
these conversations

are going to be hard,
it has to be done.

- Who has a chance?

I think Aaron and Eliza might.

- Yeah, they're, like,
the only ones, which is insane.

That never happens.

- I don't think you can rule
Kylee and Aven out.

♪

- Give me
your top one boy name.

Give me your top one girl name
for the kids.

- You're not going to like
my top one girl name.

- What is it?
- Navy.

- Navy.
- Mm-hmm.

- I don't hate that.

- What about you for--
- Girl?

Heaven...
- [chuckles]

- Just because Heaven
has my name in it.

- Heaven?
- What?

- [laughing]
- Why you just laugh like that?

[laughing]
Why'd you just laugh like that?

- [laughs]

- You're making me rethink
all my whole life right now.

- Things with Aven
and I have literally been

so easy from the day
we met each other.

I could see myself spending

the rest of my life
with this man.

Paradise is going to end soon,

and I feel confident enough
for an engagement.

- [squawks]

- I will have
a shot of tequila, please.

- Can you make that two?

[person speaks indistinctly]
- Yeah.

Can I do a glass
of red wine as well,

when you get a chance?

- Tanner gave Rachel his rose.

And she's out
on a date with Jordan.

Right now I think Tanner is
feeling just a little uneasy.

- A lot of your friends
from high school

are already married?
- Yeah, all kids and [bleep].

It's crazy.

- I know, like, all
my friends are married.

All, like, the wives are like,
when are you gonna find a girl?

I'm like, I don't [bleep] know.

Like, get off my back.
- I know, I know.

- [chuckles] It's fine.
- Yeah.

- Rachel and I just started
exploring something.

So today was
a little bit stressful.

And at this point, I just
want to know where we stand,

because I like her a lot.

- Yo.
- Hello.

- Hey.
- Hi, guys.

all: Hi.
- Oh, they're back.

- Hi.

- We don't have
too much time left.

But I'm hopeful that
there could be something

outside of Paradise for us.

So we'll see what happens here.

- Okay, so...

- How are you?
Can we talk about you?

- How are you?
- I asked you first.

- Okay, fine.

I feel good.

Obviously, like,
I had a great date today.

I didn't know, like,
where your head was at

and, like, what
you were thinking?

- I'm trying to figure out what
Paradise looks like for me.

And at the Rose Ceremony,
my decision was clear

on who to give the rose to

because of, like,
how much fun we have together.

- I am just, you know,
still trying to figure it out.

But I don't want you to feel

like I don't want to, like,
hang out...

- Yeah.
- Because I do.

I just don't--I mean,
you've been through a lot.

So I guess...

I don't know.

Do you know what I mean?

- Am I giving you, like,
uncomfortable vibes?

- No, not at all, Tanner.
- 'Cause I promise you...

- Not at all.
- I'm good.

- I just don't want to make--

I know you've been
through so much.

- But I'm okay.

- I don't want
to, like, add to this.

Do you know what I mean?

I don't want you
to feel like that.

Do you know what I'm saying?
- I do.

But I just want you to get
to the place where it's, like--

[dramatic music]

You're in a tough position.
- Mm-hmm.

- And you've been
in harder positions.

And I feel like you put
a lot of pressure on yourself.

And I don't know what
I can tell you to kind of...

shake it off a little bit

and just really let yourself
feel everything...

- I know.
- And let somebody in.

But I feel like...

you have your guards up.

I want to know what
it's going to take

for you to just, like, dive
into something.

Like, what do you want?
- I mean...

- What do you need?

'Cause I feel like
now is the time

to really figure that out.

That conversation with Rachel
was a little weird.

I was trying to get a gauge
on how she was feeling

and what she wants,
and I have no idea.

I could just see it
in her face

that she's just holding back.

I don't know
if it's because of her date

with Jordan, but--

I don't know--
Rachel just has a huge wall

in between her and I.

She definitely
has her guard up a ton,

probably more so
than she even thinks.

- Afterwards, like,
coming back,

are you more into Tanner?

Are you really into--

- I don't know what's happening
with Tanner.

- [chuckles]
- You know what I mean?

- I mean, he chose you
for a reason.

- I don't know if it
was because he chose me

or if it was because
he wanted me to just stay.

- No, he chose you.
He chose you.

- I don't know.

I don't know.

Tanner is not supposed to be

in the mix
of things right now.

♪

I don't even know
where that came from.

The other night

he gave me kind of, like,
a friendship rose.

It was so casual.

I don't know.

♪

[slurps]

- What do you want
out of all of this?

- 'Cause we're getting
to the point now--

I hate to say it.
- No, I know. I know.

- We're getting to the point
now where it's just, like,

if you really, like--if there's
somebody, like, you feel

something with, you go for it.

- You need to, like, have a
good hard talk with Rachel

and be like,
this is what I want.

Whoever that person is,

then have
that conversation with them.

I don't know if you're
ever really going

to find the thing that you want
until you're honest

with the people
that you want to be with.

You're just putting up walls

'cause you're trying
to protect yourself,

which is
totally understandable.

Everyone here is here
because they have been hurt

in some way, shape, or form.

At some point, you just got to,
like, let go, you know?

- The steps I've taken here

have probably been
a bit too cautious.

[groans]

I know that it's wrong.

And I think this is the
first time I have realized.

And I don't want
to do that anymore.

♪

- Yo.

- How are you doing?

- I'm good. How are you?
I was kind of just--

- I just got some advice
from Wells.

- Yeah.
- I feel like I wasn't sure

where you were at, at all.

And I think when you were
like, do you want to stay?

I just took that, like,
as you being, like,

do you want, like,
another chance at next week?

- That's not how I felt.

I think I've seen everything
through here except for this.

For me, like,
for this to work out,

like, it would be with you
and with you only.

- Well...

I want to try.

♪

Like--
- You want to sit up here?

Come on. Come on up.
- Yeah.

♪

I don't know.

- Let's just have
a conversation.

- Yeah, I feel like
the last time I did this,

I had the core values
of what I wanted

lined up.
- Mm-hmm.

- But once I got out of this,

I had to, like,
almost go in reverse

and then try to see
if I could be their friend.

And that's why I think
I wanted to come in...

- Yeah, yeah.
- Like, doing this backwards,

because I know what
it's like to do this and fail.

- All right, fully understand
where you're coming from.

- Because I need
to let my guard down.

I'm just--
- No, I know, I know, I know.

I think most people recognize
that what you've been through--

it's extremely hard.

So...even a year removed,

you're still kind of, like,
processing what happened.

But I want you to know
that, like, I'm here

for the right reasons, and I'm
here to leave with somebody

and be in a relationship,
because...

I want that so bad.

Like, I think about it
all day...

[chuckles]
Every day.

Even when I'm working,
I'm at the gym, I'm like,

ah, I just want to be
with my person

and just, like, go to dinner
and, like, travel the world

and do cool [bleep]
and start businesses

and [bleep] take over the
world and then go home

and watch Netflix.

Like, I think what that--

- That's the most attractive
thing I've heard on this beach.

- But it's true.

It's, like, all--
- No, that is amazing.

♪

I want to try if you want to.

- I want to try.

Let's try.
- Okay.

- Why wouldn't we?

♪

- Like, what is happening?

Today I had the most
incredible date with Jordan,

but Tanner just
keeps shocking me.

The conversation
I just had with him

is the most myself

I've ever been
throughout my entire time.

Anything can happen
in Paradise.

- All right, ready?

- Yes.
- Go.

[playful music]

- Oh, Kat.
- Kat, Kat, Kat.

- What the [bleep]?
[laughter]

- That was insane.

♪

- Toe sucking!
- Olivia!

- Olivia.
- Olivia or whatever.

♪

- Pooping.
- Sam.

- Sam and her poop.

[laughter]

- Five seconds, five--
One more, one more, one more.

- Five, four...

- Aaron S.
- Aaron S.

- Truth Box.
- Truth Box.

- Oh!
[laughter]

- [squawks]

- Follow me.

- Where are we going?
- Well, we're going to the top.

We're getting towards
the end of Paradise.

I want to do something
special for Eliza.

I want to show her
that I'm in it for her.

And this momentum
with Eliza is apparent.

And it's a lovely place.
I want to be there with her.

So, yeah, tonight's going
to be an important one

but also exciting.

Yeah.

- Oh. Oh, how cute.
- [laughs]

Yeah, grab a seat.

- Oh, my God,
and the flowers for me?

- Yeah, and the flowers.
- [chuckles]

- Mm. Damn.
- You're so cute.

- I want you to know
how important you are to me,

how you make me feel.

Like, I can't tell you

how much you've kind of changed
my perspective on just dating

and what--

just, like,
what I want in a partner

and also what...

love looks like and how
I give out love as well.

I just want to say
that, Eliza, like...

I want to commit to you.

I want you to be my girlfriend.

Will you be my girlfriend,
Eliza, Eliza Isichei?

[both laughs]

- Aaron, yes, I will be

your girlfriend.
- Yes, let's go.

- [squeals]
- [laughs]

- [squeals, laughs]
- Oh, my gosh.

- I couldn't be happier.

It's giving commitment.
It's giving relationship.

It's giving Aaron asked me
to be his girlfriend.

[laughs]

[squeals]

- Anyone that comes down,
no for me.

- I'm sorry.
I have a boyfriend.

- [laughs]

- It's been bumpy,

which I feel like makes
tonight even more special.

And I'm so happy
I, like, stuck it out,

gave him another shot,

'cause he, like, really,
like, turned things around

and just showed
that he's, like, serious

and committed to me
and the rest of this process.

And now I feel
like anything's possible.

And at the end of this,

I do see, like, us
leaving here together

and us getting engaged.

And I'm very, very happy.
[laughs]

♪

- You got a Brayden special
at the bar?

- Just a reg or...
- Just regular right now.

- No bold?

- Nah, I'm tired, man.
- Well, it might wake you up.

- Yesterday
kicked my butt, man.

- Did it? Well, you look
like Indiana Jones, so...

- You look like Indiana--

- You look like
dime-store Indiana Jones.

You look like a guy that
wanted to dress up like

Indiana Jones for Halloween
but didn't have enough money,

so he went to Party City.

They got, like,
the plastic version of it.

[laughter]
- See his earring?

- Brayden pierced my ear.
- Oh.

Like, actually?
- Swear to God.

- For the first time?
- Half an hour ago, yeah.

- Oh, my God.
- I know, bold move.

- Did it hurt?
- No, not really, honestly.

- He did a good job.
- Yeah, he did a good job.

Went all the way through.
- Do you like it?

- I love it, honestly.
- Oh, my God.

- All right, everybody,
let's gather round.

Let's do some Truth Boxing.

- Uh-oh.

- If there's anything
about me, put it away.

- The Paradise Truth Box--
it's anonymous notes

that we put into a box
to tell people

or everyone around us
how we are feeling.

But things can get
a little messy.

- All right,
let's drop some truth.

First one--Peter...

totally shaves his legs.

[laughter]

- Okay. Let's see it.
- I don't, but I just--

- Do you?
- You just have blonde hair.

- Yeah, it looks like
a naked mole rat.

- Oh.
- Naked mole rat.

- That's not a bad thing.

- John Henry and Kat
are going the distance.

all: Ooh.
- Oh, we like that.

Finally, something good
in there for me.

[laughter]
- We believe.

- All right, I heard
Peter shaves his legs.

All right, so this is a thing.
This is a thing now.

- Let it run, baby.

- Tyler...

everyone knows
you're not that into Mercedes.

You better come clean
'cause she deserves the truth.

- Oh.
- Wow.

- Oh.
[laughs]

That's rough.
[laughs]

- Bastards.
- Ooh.

- That's it.
What are we thinking, guys?

- I like the Truth Box again.

- You do?
- Yes, now I do, for me.

- 'Cause you got a good one?
- Yes, finally.

- Yeah.
- Everyone else, I'm so sorry.

- That Truth Box
really came at me.

Whoever wrote it obviously
is looking out for me.

[soft music]

- Can I get another drink?
- Yeah.

- I'll be right back.

- I almost wonder if he
came in here just looking

to, like, have a little fun,
have a little fling,

and hang out with the guys
that are here.

[indistinct chatter]
I don't deserve to have someone

just drag me along
just for fun.

[bird squawks]

- Okay, Mercedes, how are you
really feeling about Tyler?

- I almost think
we're, like, too similar,

to where we're, like, cool with
just, like, coasting kind of.

I feel like neither one of us

have been, like,
vulnerable, really.

We've both been coasting.

- If I'm in your shoes,
why don't you set a bar

and say, hey, if we're not
doing this by this time,

then I'm probably
not going to work?

Or, like,
by next Rose Ceremony,

I want to be
at this point with Tyler.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- How do I get there?

If I'm not there
by next Rose Ceremony...

- I think you--
- What are we doing type thing.

- You have to push yourself out
of your comfort zone, too...

- I know I do.
I do.

- Because you're just
playing it so easy and so safe.

- Yeah.
- And I can see that

just by being an outsider.

- You might have to just push
him a little bit more

because of what
he's gone through in the past.

- I think that Tyler
and I are very surface level.

I think he's scared
to get hurt

'cause of, like, everything
that happened

last year with Brittany.

He walked out of here with
a relationship, and it failed.

So he's been burned here.
He has walls up.

I think it's honestly
just him...

you know,
protecting his heart.

He just, like, has not had
good luck with relationships.

And so I don't think
he came into Paradise

expecting anything
or wanting to be vulnerable.

Yeah, sorry.
- We'll be back.

- If he wasn't ready
to break down those walls,

I don't know
why he would come here.

So I'm hoping that
he's open to doing that.

But it's concerning.

[sighs]

Do you feel like because
of what happened last summer,

you have, like,
a few more walls up?

- Ah, little bit.
- Mm-hmm.

- Obviously, because
you know my past--

And I don't compare
the past to, like, now.

It's, like,
completely different.

I feel happy with you.

And, yeah, I think
you're beautiful,

and...

- Well, yeah.
I don't know.

I feel like my only concern

really is just, like,
the whole distance thing.

- Yeah, I've done
long distance a few times.

Like, I've seen it,

like, work with people.
- Mm-hmm.

I just think it comes
down to figuring it out.

Like, if it works, awesome.

- Mm-hmm.
- If it doesn't, it doesn't.

- Yeah.
- You know, so...

- What the [bleep]?

Try for me.
Make me feel wanted.

Make me feel seen.

Make me feel all these things
that a woman should feel

in a relationship
being pursued.

This is so upsetting.

I came here to find love.

I want a relationship.

I want to get married.
I want to start a family.

Like, I want it all.

But now I feel like he's not
on the same page as me.

- I feel like both people have
to really put the effort in...

- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- To make distance work.

- But I don't know
if Tyler's intentions

are, like, to leave
with someone or not.

- What's his take on that?
He won't do distance?

- I love him to death.
I will do anything for him.

He's my best friend.
- Yeah.

- But I don't think
the distance thing is something

that he wants to do.

- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

I feel like the biggest thing
with Mercedes and Tyler

is that Tyler
is kind of handling it

like a friendship in a way.

And I think tonight, realizing
that people are seeing it

that way was
really hard for her.

♪

- All my expectations and
thoughts in our relationship

all went to [bleep].

I mean, maybe he's just not
my person.

[voice breaking]
It scares me.

♪

- Get it together.
Come on, relax.

And raise.
There we go.

- This is really hard.
- And release.

And in, hold it.

Deep breath out.

Head is the last thing
that moves.

Put your hands here, and then
you're going to slowly lift up.

You teeter.
Teeter for a second.

- What I like most
about Paradise is the views.

- Deep breath in.

Fully out, all the way down.

- Not just Kat, but also, like,
the actual, like, ocean

and being able
to almost kind of relax.

- There you go, Blake.

No!

- We'll see what
ends up happening.

But I'm just kind of, like,
waiting for my opportunity.

- Hands to heart center.

Namaste.
- Namaste.

- Good job, guys!

- I've been kind of, like,

hoping that I get
a date card eventually.

You have Jordan,
and then Michael got one.

I'm like, what the hell?

Everyone keeps talking about
how amazing these dates are.

And like, where's mine?

Where's mine?
I want this opportunity.

- I got a date card!

[all cheering]

- Whoo!

- All righty.

[dramatic music]

♪

- Aven.
- Yes!

Let's go.
- [laughs]

- And it's a double date.

♪

Peter.
- Oh!

[cheers and applause]
- Let's go.

- "Choose two women
who make love fun."

It's a double date.
- Yeah.

- Nice.

- Y'all know
who I'm going with.

- Sam.
- [squealing]

I got a date card!

And it's a double date.

And I am so excited.

Peter and I need this.

- See ya.

- That sucks.

It's like, that would have been
a perfect opportunity.

I just want to have fun, too.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Wells.

- Hey!
- Hey!

- Whoa!
- Hola, hola.

- Look at this double date.
- What a pleasant surprise.

- Come on over here.

- I'm excited
to get out of Paradise,

to have some
one-on-one time with Peter...

- Shot, shot, shot, shot!

- Letting loose and diving in.

♪

- [laughs]

She spit it out.

- Mm-mm.
- Yeah!

[excited chatter]

♪

- They--
they're showing us up, Aven.

- Yeah, they are.
- Come on.

- I don't mind, you know,
breaking it down.

But Aven, on the other hand,
he's a cute little shy boy.

He needs to kind of step
out of his comfort zone

and make it happen.

Y'all are showing us up.

Kind of worries me
a little bit just because

I love hanging out
with my friends

and having a good time.

I think this date is
gonna be so revealing

for what real life is gonna
look like outside of this.

So I need to know he can
let loose and have fun.

- We're gonna play a little
game called Blind Besos.

Ladies, when you figure out
your man's abs,

then you plant a kiss on them.

- Sam, you better
watch your mouth.

I'm not kidding.
- Okay, okay.

- Don't be kissing my man.

- I was just praying
I didn't kiss Aven.

Oh, God.
Oh, God.

- I was really scared,
because Peter and I,

during Truth or Dare,
already had one kiss.

I don't want to mess
things up and Aven

really feel some type of way
if I kiss the man twice.

- Is this, like, a child?

[laughter]

- Oh, [bleep].

Please, Kylee, get this right.

- [laughs]
Okay.

- Inside, I'm like,
please be Peter.

Please be Peter.

This is the one.
This is the one. This is--

Thankfully,
I know Peter's body.

- I feel like it's this one.

There was a slight moment
of confusion and hesitation.

Oh, is it him?

- You cheated!
- No, I know him from anywhere.

[all cheering]

But I know my man.
I was able to get it done.

- Up next is
the Twerk-tastic Showdown.

[all cheering]

- You know what?
It's fiesta time.

I'm here to find love.

I was just doing my best
to keep up with Sam,

keep the heat going.

♪

- Oh, [bleep] it.
I can't do it.

This is a little outside
my comfort zone.

But I can see Kylee
feeling that energy,

so I did what I had to do.

And I owned it
as best as I could.

[cheering]

- Peter's probably
the worst dancer

I've ever seen in my life.

But he owns it,
so it makes him, like,

the best worst dancer ever.

And I love that about Peter.

- I can tell
Peter is in his element.

Aven, not necessarily.

♪

But I am super proud of him
that he's stepping out

of his comfort zone for me.

- That's all I got!

If you can't laugh
and be goofy

and all that kind of stuff
with your person,

then what's the point?

But then again,

I'm gonna get beat up
when I get home.

- Hey.

You know, the main focus
of the date was to have fun.

Mission accomplished.
We had so much fun.

- Peter definitely helped
with the fun.

- Cheers.
- Salud.

But, ultimately, you know,

I'm here to find my person.

And this date is definitely
a stepping stone.

The truth is I'm done
exploring other options.

And I would love nothing more

than to make the rest
of my Paradise

our Paradise...
- [laughs]

- And, you know,
just keep exploring each other.

- Well, I think you know
that I feel the exact same way.

So, yeah.
No, we're on the same page.

- So we can cheers
to the rest of our Paradise?

- Yeah, yeah.

[laughs]
- Cheers to our Paradise.

- Oh, you're so cute.

I'm really excited, and I do
look forward to seeing

what happens
outside of Paradise.

- Nonstop service to love.
[airplane engine whirs]

- I just feel like
it's an opportunity

that we both shouldn't
turn away from.

And we should really
give it a shot.

[soft music]

♪

- I definitely at this point--
like, how I'm feeling is...

you know,
fully invested in you.

- Mm-hmm.
- I want you to know that.

Here, outside of this,
I want to do

everything I can
to make this work.

- Mm-hmm.
- And I am falling for you.

Just...
- Aven.

- I am.
- That's crazy.

- It's--it feels
really good to say.

- I'm wanting this to work.

I'm falling for you, too.
- Oh, my God.

- I know, it's crazy.

♪

Today was
a good eye-opener for me.

Aven met every single
expectation and more.

I know how, like, nervous
he was,

putting himself out there.

And he was not shy
at all today.

He was really busting a move.

It shows that
he's willing to do

whatever it takes for me.

And so I'm at that point

where I could see us
getting engaged.

And that's just such
a good feeling.

I'm excited.
- I'm excited, too.

[birds squawking]

[upbeat music]

♪

- [belching loudly]
- Oh.

[laughs]
- That was Mercedes.

- That was you?
- That was you? [laughing]

- Say John Henry?
- Yeah.

- [belching] John Henry.
[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, wow, that was a burp.

- Like, so not attractive
at all.

- Mercedes, say,
"Give me a kiss."

No, "Tyler, kiss me"
is even more scarier.

Do it.

- [belching] Tyler, kiss me.
[laughter]

- Today definitely seems
to be a more chill day.

You know, we're at that point
in the summer.

You know, couples are really
starting to think

about life outside of Paradise.

- Gorgeous.

- I think this is kind of
a big turning point

for a lot of couples
right now.

You know, the talks
are getting deeper.

Everything's getting
a little more serious.

And it's exciting.

- Can you get closer?
- No, this is fine.

- I'm literally gonna fling it.

- You're okay.
But you know what? It's okay.

We're trying to get vulnerable,

athletic-wise
and just in general.

[chuckles]

- Jess cannot throw a Frisbee.

- Yeah, Jess looks
so unathletic.

- So sad.
- Right to my chest.

[laughing] Oh, God.

- I know Jess is just not
the biggest athlete.

She's more of, like, a--
- [laughs]

- But it's the effort
that counts.

- It's the effort.
"A" for effort.

[quirky music]

♪

- [chuckles]
- Aah!

- It's okay.

- I don't want
to keep playing this.

[all cheering]

- Yeah!

- Things are going
really well with Blake.

It's nice to feel wanted
and pursued.

He just makes me feel like
I'm the only girl in the room.

- This is like a movie moment.

- Okay, this is the word that
I think of when I think of you.

♪

I feel so lucky to have that

in a relationship
and in a partner.

♪

- Is that--
That's what gets you?

- I like your eyes.

You're very telling
with your eyes.

- What, you think--
- You're looking at me,

and I know what
you're saying, yeah.

- I think that's a good thing.
- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

- Aw.
- Okay, I see y'all!

- I'm like, wow,
like, he would make

an amazing boyfriend,
amazing husband.

- I literally go to sleep
and wake up

thinking about you every day.

- I'm just happy that
I finally found my person.

[tense music]

♪

- Katie.
- Hi, Jesse.

- I wasn't expecting
to see you here in Paradise.

How are you?

- I wasn't expecting myself
either, but here we are.

- How are you feeling?
Welcome to Paradise.

- Thank you. Thank you.
- Catch me up.

What's been going on
with you recently?

- Ugh. Well, right now
my heart is pounding.

- I know the last time
we saw you,

you were the Bachelorette.
- Yes.

- I know you and Blake--
you had gotten engaged,

and you were riding off
in the sunset together.

What happened after that?

- Unfortunately, it just

didn't work out for us.
- Right.

- But I haven't seen him
in a couple years

or spoken to him, so...
- Really?

Well, there's a chance
that Blake could be

here at the beach, obviously.
- Yeah.

- Are you excited to see him?
Are you hoping not to see him?

- Like, I'm shaking.
I don't know what to think.

- I can see.
I can tell you're nervous.

You got all the feels.
- Yeah. Yeah.

Blake and I ended
on good terms.

However, I did move on probably
quicker than he was expecting,

which then left
a salty taste in his mouth.

And, actually,
I have not talked to him

or seen him
in a couple years.

- Well, guess what, Katie.

He is here.

- I had a feeling.
I had a feeling.

- He has no idea
that you're here.

How surprised do you think
he's gonna be

once he sees you
go down those steps?

- I don't think Blake's gonna
be happy that I'm here.

- Okay.
- I really don't.

But, you know,
when opportunities come,

you got to take it
and just see what happens.

I mean, I'll never say no
to love, right?

And love happens
when you least expect it.

- It's so great
having you here.

Paradise is open.
- Thank you.

- So great seeing you, Katie.
Welcome to Paradise.

- Thank you.

- How's today been, guys?
High vibes?

- High vibes, bro.
- I feel like vibes are high.

- Dude, it's been a good day.

- Good vibes for me all around.

- Hola.

- Hello.
- What?

- Oh, my God.
- Hi.

- Katie Thurston shows up
to Paradise.

Everyone is shocked,
especially Blake.

- Oh...my God.

- The first person
I look to is Blake.

And you know
that this man wears

his emotions on his eyes.

And all I'm seeing is panic.

- How's everyone doing?

- Oh, my [bleep] God.

[dramatic music]

- Hola.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- How's everyone doing?
- Oh, my [bleep] God.

- Very stiff suddenly.

- Nope.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I don't actually
recognize some--

- Oh, I'm Brayden.
Pleasure to meet you.

I'm so sorry.
- Hi, nice to meet you.

That's okay. That's okay.
Everyone's just in shock.

- Yeah. No, it was like--
- Understandable.

- Mm-hmm.

- Rachel, hi.

- What is she doing here?

I would have never...

[dramatic music]

- Wow, Katie Thurston.
- It's Katie Thurston.

- It is.
- Tyler.

- Hey, how are you?
- Tyler.

- I was in love
with this girl.

I've not seen her
in two years.

It's just weird seeing her.

It's kind of
the worst nightmare.

- If you who don't know me,
I am Katie.

I was a past Bachelorette.

I am single.

And we'll address
the elephant in the room.

And I'm gonna pull Blake aside,

and we'll go chat a little bit.

- Let's do it.
- And I'll see you guys later.

- Katie Thurston is
on the beach.

Crazy.

I'm like, that's bold.

If Katie's gonna do one thing,
it's gonna be bold.

This isn't something
Blake wanted.

But maybe it's something
Blake needs.

- So what's the backstory
on Katie and Blake?

- They got engaged.
- And they broke up.

- How long were they
engaged for?

- And they've not seen
each other since.

- They haven't talked since.
- No, that's true.

- They were engaged,

and they haven't spoken
since they cut it off.

Like, that's pretty intense.

It's probably really hard
for Blake,

and it's hard for Jess.

I mean, they're literally
in a relationship,

and in comes your ex-fiancée.

Like, that's tough.

- Do you think she's here
to actually find somebody?

- I mean, her being here
is definitely

an extra rose
that's on the table.

- Unless she comes in
and she's like, I miss you.

- What, do you think
that's what she's saying?

- Like, that could be
a possibility.

It's just gonna be
uncomfortable.

- I would hate that situation.

If my ex-girlfriend
showed up right now,

that would suck.

- Ex-fiancée.
- Yeah, ex-fiancée.

Yeah, big difference.

- How are you?

- Honestly, like, I was not
anticipating that at all.

- [laughs]

- I don't think
there's a worse scenario

for many people as to have your
ex that you were engaged to

show up on the beach
two years later

after never talking to her.

Why is she even here?

There is not a worse scenario.

There is not a worse scenario.

- I think it's been
since 2021, yeah?

- Yeah, well,
it would have been...

- Like, fall?

- It would have been
in San Diego at your place

that I last saw you.

And then, yeah,
we broke up end of October?

- Which was over the phone,

so, like, didn't even see
each other then.

- [groaning]
Yeah.

- Honestly, I'm, like,
a little shaky,

a little, like--

I don't know.
I don't know. Like--

- I'm still soaking this in
right now.

- I know. I'm sorry.
Like, I--

Look, I knew it was a coin flip
with you being here.

And, obviously,
we haven't talked.

And I don't even--
I don't even know.

I sent you a bunch
of voice memos.

- Mm-hmm.
- I don't know if you ever

even listened to them.
- I did.

- You say you did
or you didn't?

- I did.
- You did?

- Yeah.

It's really weird
sitting here right now.

It's tripping me out.
- I understand.

- Yeah, I...

I-I-I actually remember
all of them.

There were six
different voice notes.

All--and I remember them
all very--pretty clearly.

I could feel the emotion
in those voice notes.

But I was super also bitter
in that moment.

And so I didn't want to respond
after things had happened.

You were in a relationship.

I wasn't overly excited
about that.

It was a bit of a dagger.

I felt it was like, no, no,
I don't owe her that.

Like...
- I agree. I do.

That's why I've never
reached out since.

That's why I've respected
your boundaries,

your peace, your space.

I really don't even remember

what I said
in those voice memos.

But if I didn't say it then,
I'm saying it now.

Like, I'm sorry that things...

went the way they did.

Like, I really--
like, if I could go back

and redo it all, I would.

I wanted you to know, like,
what we...

went through was real to me.

- Yeah, and I think
the interesting thing is, like,

you know, now seeing you,

you know, I think when
I look at you, there's, like...

there's a lot of good
that I remember.

♪

- Are you feeling okay, though?

- Obviously,
it's not fun to see

the person
you're coupled up with

and his ex-fiancée walk in.
- Mm.

- But, I mean, if there's
any lingering feelings,

like, that's something that
would be good to know now.

- Oof.

♪

This isn't, like,
an ex-girlfriend.

This is an ex-fiancée.

This was
Katie the Bachelorette,

who ended up with Blake
and got engaged.

And it didn't work out,
and now she's here.

I feel like it doesn't matter
how strong we could be.

If there is any lingering
feelings with Katie, like,

I don't think I can compete
with that at all, no.

My mind's a mess.

It's just too much.

It's too much.

- So you've had, like,
a good connection so far.

- Yes.

- And which person is it with?
- Her name's Jess.

I was sitting beside her
up there.

- Okay. I remember her.
She's kind of younger?

- Younger.
She's 24.

- And how is that,
like, going for you?

- So it's been interesting.

It's very confusing.
I think that I--

I thought that I would be
able to navigate this

way easier being through
what we've been through.

- Right.
- And it's not the case.

- Really?
- No, it's not.

- I'll be honest.
Like, it is...

I didn't know what to expect
being, like, around you.

Naturally, there is
this, like...

energy of just, like,
familiarity...

- Of course.
- And memories and comfort

and, like, all the things
we've been through,

especially, like--
this is our setting.

- This is what we know.

- This is how we, like, met,
you know.

- Yeah, yeah.
- So it's very...

It's a lot to take in.

- I can't think about us...

I can't think about us...

[bleep], I don't do that ever.

I don't think about us in the--

I can't think about us
in the moment

because I remember how real
it felt in that moment

and during that time.

And it throws me off.

So I just [bleep]
don't think about it.

- Yeah.

[soft music]

I do regret
how it was all handled.

But I do hope that you know
everything that we experienced

together and the love
and the connection

and our memories
were all very...

real to me as well.

♪

- Yeah, I mean...

definitely throwing me
for a loop right now.

♪

- What's wrong?
- I'm almost at my end.

- Why, Jess?

- I, like, forget

that he was, like, engaged
to a Bachelorette.

I literally forget.

I'm trying to, like,
not let my ego be bruised.

That's what it is.
It's my problem.

But I already feel
like an idiot here.

- Why do you feel
like an idiot, though?

- Just my whole journey here

has just gone to [bleep].

I feel like--I just feel
like nothing went the way,

like, I thought it would.

♪

- I had the highest
expectations

for us as a couple, you know,
given the distance

and the countries
and the trip--

Everything, like, it was just--

everything was kind of stacked
against us, you know?

- Mm-hmm.
- And...

in the moments that we had,

it was everything
I had hoped for.

And I've stayed true
to my feelings in the moment,

like, even after the fact.

Even after our relationship,

even after other relationships,

it's always been--
it's always been Blake.

Like, you've never
been a default.

- At this point, I thought
I would be hopelessly in love.

I have an engagement dress
packed here.

Like, this is not how I thought
I would be at this point.

[voice breaking] And it's like,
I'm already hard on myself

for that already.

♪

I just want to be
in love and happy.

And, like, I'm not there yet.

And it's like, I'm not...
[sniffles]

I don't want to give up,

because, like,
I want that so bad.

But, like, at what cost?

If Blake does not want to be
in a relationship,

if he's not 100% all-in,

I'm not sure
if I would stick around

for him to figure that out.

Like, this is making me
want to go home.

Like, this.

♪

[cracking knuckles]

♪

- I wasn't prepared
for this conversation.

- I didn't know
what to expect either.

Like, I honestly wasn't even
sure if you would talk to me

or, like...

I don't know.

And I'm glad
you're sitting here now.

I am happy to see you.

♪

Oh, don't ask that question.

[groans]

♪

[inhales deeply, groans softly]

♪

[inhales deeply]
Oh, [bleep].

[groans]

Can I have a hug?
[laughs]

It's so, so nice to see you.
- Yeah.

Thanks, you too.

I am tripping.

There isn't a manual
as to how to deal

with your ex-fiancée
on the beach here

in this situation.

Why--right when I--[groans]

Damn.

Katie coming in just adds more
confusion to the confusion.

I don't know about Jess.

I don't know what's gonna
happen with Katie coming in.

There was already
enough confusion.

I already keep saying,
I don't know.

And all I'm going to probably
be saying more is,

I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know.

[groans]

[tense music]

♪

- We're back.

- Oh.
- Hey.

- What's up, guys?
- Hello.

- Did you miss Mom and Dad?

- Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.

- You miss me?
- Oh, nice shirt.

- Yes.
- Katie Thurston's here.

- Who's here?
- Katie Thurston.

- Oh, I need to take
a seat for this one.

Let me scoot next to you.

- I come back
from my double date,

and I hear Katie's here.

I'm freaking out.

I immediately look for Blake,

just because I know
he has to be freaking out.

He's nowhere to be found.

I can't even imagine, one,
the feelings Blake is having,

and, two, the feelings
Jess are having,

because I was a wreck
when I saw Aven and Rachel

have that first interaction.

So it's giving messy.

- I feel like it's nice
that she made it known

she's here to find love--
she's single.

- Yeah, but I don't think
she's staying.

- Why would she not stay,
though?

What would her point be?

- It could be just that
she wants to talk to Blake

'cause she knows he's here.

- At this point, we have
no idea why Katie is here.

She could be coming in
to get closure,

or she could be coming in
to rekindle things with Blake.

I feel like that would make
Jess feel really not okay.

But anything could happen
in Paradise.

[chuckles]

- Do you think that
she's here to stay?

- Here they come.
- What?

- I don't really know...
- Are they coming?

- Too much about it,
so who's to say?

I don't know.
- Hello.

- Hey, guys.
- Hello. How's everyone doing?

- Good, how are you?
- How are you?

- You good?
I'm great. I'm great.

So, as you all know by now,
I was a past Bachelorette.

My journey, just like yours,

didn't turn out the way
I had hoped it would.

But let's be honest,
who needs dating apps

when you can just be
a reoccurring contestant

on reality TV?

- Hey.
[rimshot]

- [chuckles] Hey.

I will say, I did want
to be here first.

But, unfortunately,
Blake [bleep] first,

which as his ex-fiancée,
I am used to.

- Oh.
[rimshot]

- But I will clear the air.
It's--you can laugh.

You can laugh,
because, you guys,

tonight I'm actually
not here to date.

I'm not here to date.

We're actually turning
the rose palapa

into a roast palapa

for the first-ever
"Bachelor in Paradise"

comedy roast.
[all cheering]

Okay?
- Whoo!

- Tonight you get to live,
laugh, love your way

and extend
your 15 minutes of fame.

Are we excited for that?

[all cheering]
- Yeah, absolutely.

- We're gonna break into pairs
and start writing.

So let's go.
- Let's do it.

- All right.
[cheers and applause]

- I could tell you to this day

what everyone was saying

the last time
I was a part of a roast.

It was on Clayton's season.

Rachel, fake hair,
fake teeth, fake boobs,

and her personality
isn't real either.

I'm gonna be crying.

- How do you come up
with these so fast?

I can't keep up
with your thoughts, Brayden.

- 'Cause I just roast people
from the jump.

I love nothing more
than getting a roast.

I'm a masochist, man.
I like the pain, dude.

Bring it on.
Make me cry.

- How mean are we supposed
to get with this?

- It's a roast.
- Okay.

- You can you be mean as hell.

- I'm stoked.

I love talking [bleep].

- [laughs]

- Just stop!
- We're going with it.

We're going with it.
We're going with it.

- No. Oh, wait.
- Yeah.

- That's a good one, okay.
- Yeah, right?

I talk about everybody
behind their backs.

Now I'm gonna just say it
to your face.

We want to be mean.
We don't want to be nice.

You've got to have
a little bit of animosity

still in the tank.

Everyone is a target.

Nobody's safe.

- Who's an easy target?

- I like Rachel, but she might
actually get pissed.

- No, I don't give a [bleep].
She's fine.

Feels like a storm
is brewing in Paradise.

Bring it on. Whatever.

- [laughing] Damn!
- Ah!

- Hi, Katie.
- Hi, you guys.

- Hey, Katie.

- Tell me what
you guys got so far.

Some of the guys,
they are ready.

It's almost as if they've been
writing these jokes for days.

- We got some nasty ones,
I'll be honest with you.

- They have a lot to say,

and I think some feelings
are gonna get hurt tonight.

- We are also up against Aaron
and Michael, okay?

So we got to come
with some heat.

I don't care about anybody's
feelings right now.

Our jokes, they got a little
bit of truth to them.

They're gonna cut.

- Olivia, yeah,

I need to let out
some steam about her.

- I'm coming for Kat.
I'm coming for Kylee.

I'm coming
for Rachel, Jess, Kat--

I already said Kat.

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna come
for Kat again probably.

- There we go!

- Nobody's safe.
And I'm coming for Katie.

Katie Thurston,
I'm coming for you.

Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!

Firing off shots at everybody.

♪

[light music]

♪

- All right, good evening,
ladies and gentlemen,

and welcome
to a very special night

full of fun, laughter,
and, of course,

some very uncomfortable,
awkward silence.

Without further ado, let's
please welcome to the stage

our former Bachelorette
and current stand-up comedian

Katie Thurston.

[cheers and applause]

- Let's go!

- Hello, you guys.
How you doing?

all: Good.

- This roast
is gonna be insane.

I know that people probably
have a ton of content

from my personality
to use against me.

Just know that, like, I also
am ready to do it back to you.

So just know.

- I do have to introduce the
people that I have joining me.

First of all, we have the host

who is paid the most
to do the least--

Jesse Palmer.
[cheers and applause]

- I'm so excited.
I feel like it'll be fun.

It's gonna get
the group talking.

It's gonna go down.

And I'm scared a little bit.

- We also have a man who is
as bitter as his drinks--

Wells Adams.

[cheers and applause]

- I think this roast
is gonna be fun.

But I'm, like, really nervous.

There's always a truth
in every joke.

I'm already unstable right now.

So any roast that comes my way,
I'm gonna cry probably.

- Are we ready? Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Well, I'll kick it off.

I will say,
this show is so stupid,

it makes John Henry look smart.

- Oh!
- Oh! [laughs]

- It's no surprise
Jess's name is Baby Jess.

Blake used to make me
call him Daddy.

- Oh!
[all exclaiming]

- Oh, my God.
- Okay.

- Anyway, are you guys ready
to really kick this off?

all: Yeah!
- Set the tone?

It's all in good fun,
am I right?

- Yeah.
- All right.

- The best roasts are the ones
with that teeny little sliver

of truth to them.

So let it out.
Now is your time to shine.

And you get a free pass
to do it.

- I know I just got here.

And I'm figuring out
what Paradise is like,

the ups and the downs,
the drama.

But, Rachel, I know you were
the first one on the beach,

so maybe you can explain
a little better.

- Stop!

- You guys, I am so truly,

truly, truly honored
to be here.

And you all make me feel

so special.

But, Paradise,
I'm here to find love

and create my own journey.

- Not the leg!

[applause]

- At a boy. Good job.
Great job, great job.

- I don't like roasts.

I'm gonna hear all the mean
things people say about me.

And I'm gonna go,
and I'm gonna cry later.

- Jesse Palmer, you look
like a big fat thumb.

[laughter]

- With great hair.
- Great hair, though, yeah.

- Stop it.

- Olivia, wait,
you're still here?

- Oh, no way.

- Cut like a knife.

- Michael B.

He spends a lot of time
on the water,

but he still struggles
getting a girl [bleep].

[all exclaiming]

- Good one.

- That was a good one.
That was a good one, yeah.

- Brayden, I know
you have great style.

- Thanks, bro.
- Between your earrings

and your ear-piercing skills,

you have a really,
really bright future

as the assistant manager
at Claire's.

[all exclaiming, laughter]

- John Henry,
his underwater welding

has him colorblind,
'cause he can't tell

a red flag from a homey hopper.

[all exclaiming]

- You're wrong.
- [laughs]

- As Michelle Obama once said,

when they go low, you go lower.

- It's unfortunate
that the doctor

sent Sam home for constipation.

Kat, you better watch.

You've been full of [bleep]
this whole time.

[laughter]

- Like, the way you said
"[bleep]" was amazing.

- Okay.
- So good.

- Kat, I know I ruined
your birthday,

and I'm really sad about
how that conversation went.

But I really couldn't tell
where your head was at

because your face
really wasn't moving

due to all the Botox.
- Thank you.

Thank you.
That means that was good work.

[laughter]

- I'm watching the reactions
of everyone

as their names
are being called,

and some people seem
to laugh it off

and smile and have fun,

and other people,
like Kat, for example,

her face just got tighter
and tighter.

She had a lot of jokes
about her tonight.

- Kylee and Kat have
a lot in common.

Both very pretty,

both their names start with K,

and both stole my man.

But I do just have
one burning question

for you ladies--

how do I taste?

[all exclaiming]

[cheers and applause]

- Mercedes thinks
she's a Mercedes,

but she's more like a [bleep].

[laughs]

- What was that?

I don't know. I don't know.

Like, it's a bad taste
in my mouth.

- Tyler is more committed

to piercing his ear
in one night

than he is in his last
two weeks with Mercedes.

- Oh.
- Ouch.

- It's definitely a concern.

All these people think

that he is not that
interested in me.

I would love to know, like,
what made them think that.

It's giving messy,
and I don't like it.

- Baby Jess,
I know it's been a while

since you've had a date,
but maybe if you took

that pacifier
out of your mouth,

you could start kissing
with some tongue.

- Oh!
- Oh-ho-ho.

- The reason Blake
doesn't open his mouth

is because the last two times
he did with grown women,

they sent his ass here
to date a child.

[laughter]

- Yeah, Blake, I just actually
heard that the same year

that you got engaged
to Katie was actually

the same year Jess was born.

I had no idea.
[laughter]

- Being roasted
about Baby Jess and stuff,

like, it's getting old.

And it's not really fun
to have the guy you're with's

ex-fiancée, like,
hear roasts about you.

- Rachel, Katie may have had
the most boring

Bachelorette season,
but at least she knows

when to call it quits
and start a new career.

[all exclaiming]

- Rachel, you are a pilot.

You have 33 men on your flight.

How is it that you
crashed-landed on Paradise

and you still can't find a man?

It's giving "Lost."
- Ooh.

- I don't want to do this.

We all can pretend it's a joke,
but like, deep down,

what you're saying,
you actually feel.

And I don't think it's funny.

- Tyler, we were all
really, really excited

when we found out
that there was gonna be

an ex-Bachelorette
on the beach.

And, obviously, we were
really hoping for Gabby,

but we got Rachel.

[all groan]
- Oh, that's hard.

- I definitely was enjoying

this connection I had
with Tanner.

I opened up to him
about things

that I haven't told
anyone else,

which I think is
really special.

But why would you say
something that mean?

- All right, well, everybody,
great job tonight.

We hope you had as much fun
roasting each other

as we had judging this
and listening to you.

I know some people
are probably suffering

from second-
and third-degree burns

after that roast.

But you all did an amazing job.

- Tonight was weird.

I thought it was gonna be
a funny night.

But feelings were hurt.

This roast set
Paradise ablaze.

Katie Thurston!

Why did you even come here,
honestly?

You could have just sent Blake
a text or called him.

I don't even know.
We don't need a roast session.

- Yes, I am.

I am.
Please stop.

- Something's wrong with her.
- I know.

Something's wrong
the Mercedes, too.

- Tomorrow's
the Rose Ceremony,

and after everything
that happened tonight...

- Tell me you're sorry.
Tell me you're sorry.

Tell me you're sorry.
- What did I say?

- Some couples might not make
it to the morning.

- Like, what the [bleep]?

- Couples are fighting.

People are crying
all over the beach right now.

- [crying] I don't know.

Like, for a second,
I felt excited, and, like...

[sobs softly]

I, like, shouldn't have.

- The beach is on fire
from this roast.

And it's cooked to well-done.

- [sobbing]

I don't understand, like,
what's happening.

I thought Tanner maybe
liked me, and he doesn't.

Like, I just want
one person who likes me.

[sniffles, cries]

[soft music]

♪

- Not me waking up
thinking about the roasts.

[chuckles]

- I know, right?

- Tonight is
Rose Ceremony number four.

And even though
the women have the roses,

things do not feel well.

- Like, last night just
gave me, like, the ultimate.

- It was weird.

- The whole roast last night--

I think certain people
took it a little bit too far.

- So we don't give out
any roses tonight,

and we all stay next week.

- I like that idea.

Honestly, like,
from the conversations

that I've had
and I've overheard today,

Kylee and Aven,

Aaron and Eliza,

and Sam and Peter--

they are
the only safe couples.

Everybody else--
it's all up in the air.

Honestly, Sam,
just sit back tonight.

That's what I'm gonna do.

Sit back, see what happens.
- Yeah.

- Don't go to nobody.

Let them come to you.

I think tonight
it's gonna get very messy.

I do not expect the vibes
to be high tonight.

- Ugh.

- Bro, people got
offended last night.

- People really got offended?

- The girls were legit mad.
- Yeah.

- This morning
the vibes are a little off.

Last night got
a little heated.

A lot of people are doubting
their connections.

No one knows
what's gonna happen

at the Rose Ceremony tonight.

I mean, people are falling
apart like a $2 watch out here.

- Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

- We'll see how
tonight goes, boys.

Yeah, it looks like we got
the short end

of the stick, boys.
- Yeah.

Tonight the girls
have the roses,

and they have all the power.

There's 11 guys and 8 girls,

so that means three guys
are going home tonight.

It seems like a lot
of relationships

are on the edge of fully
committing or breaking up.

So I feel like this cocktail
party will be very telling.

I'm not sure where some
of these roses will be going.

But tonight
anything could really happen.

[dramatic music]

♪

- Last night was
definitely a lot.

Things, I think, were said that
were a little inappropriate.

I think it also, like,
sparked conversations

that might need to be had.

- The roast kind of set
the tone for the night,

which was, like, very on edge.

So I'm hoping tonight
we can just pick up

where we all left off
in our relationships.

I feel like yesterday
was a lot, with the roast,

also with Blake's ex-fiancée,
Katie, coming in.

But at the end of the day,

like, my relationship
with Blake is my priority.

And he's 100% worth it,
100% worth it.

- Hey, ladies.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- I've never met someone
as mature and attentive.

He just makes me feel like
I'm the only girl in the room.

- Hi, how are you?
- Good, how are you?

And like, I feel so lucky
to have that in a partner,

because that's not
really the case

for a lot of people here.

So I just feel very special.

I want Blake
to bring out the romance

and the fun tonight.

I feel like this is gonna be
a really good night.

- Good evening, everybody.
How we doing?

- Good, Jesse. How are you?
- Hey.

- This was a very dramatic week
here in Paradise.

There were just
so many surprises...

and none bigger
than the arrival

of our former Bachelorette
Katie Thurston.

Katie is not only
a former Bachelorette,

but, Blake,
she's also your ex-fiancée.

So, how shocked were you when
Katie got here to Paradise?

- That was honestly
the last person

I thought I was gonna see.

It was a conversation
I was nervous to have.

Brought back weird memories--
good ones, bad ones.

Gave me a lot of realization
of where I'm at now.

And, yeah, it was good
to get the closure I needed--

we both needed.

Seeing Katie
come down here yesterday

definitely was like bringing
back, like, tons of flashbacks.

I just realized that I know

what that love feeling
feels like,

regardless of how much
time has passed.

- Ladies, you're handing out
the roses tonight.

There are 8 of you,
and there are 11 men.

3 guys are gonna be
leaving Paradise tonight.

So, fellas, listen,

you've got to do everything
in your power

to make sure that you have
a real connection with someone

before this night is over.

It just comes down to one chat.

That's all it takes,
and that's the difference

between you finding love
here in Paradise,

or you waking up alone
home tomorrow.

So make it count.
Wish you all the best of luck.

I'll see you
at tonight's Rose Ceremony.

- Although I know
that I'll be getting the rose

from Jess tonight,
there's a big conversation

that Jess and I need to have
before I can think

about even accepting that rose.

Want to go chat?
- Yeah.

Are you okay?
- Yeah.

We're getting to a point
in this journey

where we need to start
making serious decisions

and start to align.

And right now
I feel like we're not.

- You're scaring me.

- What's that?
- You're scaring me.

- What's happening?
- Blake and Jess--I don't know.

- There's no--they're not
gonna break up, right?

No one has any idea what's
happening with Blake and Jess.

I think Jess is
really nervous.

- What is going on?

- Nothing.
We're just going to chat.

- Yesterday was
a really hard day for her,

in regards to Katie
coming to the beach.

And so they don't know
where each other stands.

I think they need to decide.

So either they commit,
or they just call it off.

- [groans]

♪

How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?

- Not so good, I guess.

Like, I'm very confused.

I spent way less time
with Katie...

but still understood
the love that I had for her

in that time.

And I've spent so much
more time with Jess,

and I just
should have felt it by now.

I feel like...

I've had a real taste
of what love is here,

and I feel like
we're not getting there at all.

♪

- Next Thursday...

It's Thanksgiving.

But in two weeks...

- I don't know
what to think right now.

- A lot of people are doubting
their connections.

- You weren't honest with me.

- "Bachelor in Paradise"
is back...

- You're not leaving.
- Why? No.

- The beach is falling apart.

- With the most shocking

and dramatic Rose Ceremony
of the season.

- [sniffles, crying]
Sorry.

- There's so much chaos
right now.

- You don't know
what's gonna happen.

- It's such a hard decision.
[crying]

- Which couples will survive?

- Kylee's going.

- What?
- Is she leaving?

- What the [bleep]
just happened?

- And whose dreams of love
will be crushed forever?

- That pisses me off.
I feel used.

I just got played.

- [crying]
I don't know what I'm doing.

I just wanted to be in love.

- Find out in two weeks,

after the dramatic finale
of "The Golden Bachelor."

- I want to see everyone's
twerk real quick.

Let's start with Indiana Jones.

Let me see what you got--
working with.

- [groans] I mean, bro.
- Come on, show it.

- This is tough, man.
This is tough, bro.

I'm mentally preparing
for what I'm about to do.

- Yeah, maybe stretch
a little bit.

Uh-oh, uh-oh, oh, oh,
he's starting the motorbike.

- Oh.
- Ring-ding-ding-ding.

Ring-ding-ding-ding-ding.
- Ring-ding-ding-ding-ding.

- Shake what your mama gave ya.

- Right here.
- Oh!

- ♪ Y'all trippin' on that

- Ring-ding-ding-ding-ding.

- Aw.
- Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

[laughter]

- ♪ I'm making my moves

♪ Uh, like pudding and proof

♪ Uh, I do what I do

- And then kind of, like,
thrust, you know.

[laughter]

- You look like a chicken.
[laughter]

- All right, Wells, you're up.

- ♪ I'm feeling
like a million ♪

- Yeah.
[all cheering]

- Yes, sir.

- Oh.
- Yes, sir.

- Ring-ding-ding.
- Ring, ring, ring.

- I was sleeping earlier.
Now I'm awake, you know.