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♪ Hello ♪
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♪ Hello ♪
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♪ Hello ♪
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Hello.
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Noble one,
the rocket ship from Earth
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has succeeded in reaching us.
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Earthmen are now disembarking.
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Captain Simis says
bring them here.
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I knew that someday these
scientists would go too far.
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The fools.
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They should never
have come here.
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So these are Earthmen?
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How do you do?
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Yes, sir, that's us. Earthmen.
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Greetings, sir.
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My name is Professor Jones,
and these are my three aides.
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Salutations.
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I am the Grand Zilch of Sunev,
and this is my chief aid,
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the High Mucky Muck.
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How do you do?
Bewitched.
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Bothered.
And bewildered.
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And don't forget to see
Pal Joey, folks.
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Hey, fellas,
it's not cold up here.
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Oh.
Certainly not.
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We manufacture our own weather.
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- What do you know?
- How about that?
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All our buildings
are air conditioned
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and have every
modern convenience.
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We are way ahead
of you Earth people.
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We suspected such possibilities.
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We seek more knowledge
of you and your friendship.
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Yeah, we'd like to know
what's cookin'.
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Such as dames.
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You don't happen to have any
spare telephone numbers, do ya?
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Indeed.
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Introduce these gentlemen
to some of our ladies
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while I talk with the professor.
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This way, gentlemen.
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Aw...
Why, you...
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Ow, that hurts.
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Go on.
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This way, gentlemen.
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We are most anxious to learn
the secrets of your being,
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how you exist and...
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We exist through power.
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Atomic electricity
flows through our veins,
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instead of blood like yours.
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We create life this way.
Eternal life.
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Come, I will show you.
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Watch.
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Come.
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With these supersonic
and electronic devices,
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I shall bring this
prehistoric man to life.
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Or vice versa.
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Watch.
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Relax, I have perfect control.
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Hold.
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Back, back.
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Back.
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We have a million more
zombies just like him.
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An army of those monsters
could destroy the Earth.
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Precisely what we are planning.
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The ladies are in the far room.
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They've been informed
you are coming and...
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Look!
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Diamonds.
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Emeralds.
Rubies.
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Hey, that's solid gold.
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Oh, yes, we have molten rivers
of it in the mountains.
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As for me,
I'd like to see the ladies.
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Ha-ha-ha.
This way, sir.
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Did you take any diamonds,
rubies, or emeralds?
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Oh, that's good,
because we protect them
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by coating them
with a deadly poison.
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Whoo.
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Eenie, meenie, minie, Moe.
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I'm Moe, you're for me.
Hiya, toots.
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So you are an Earthman?
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Yes, ma'am.
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What a terrible specimen.
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I thank you.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Come on over and give me a kiss.
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You'll soon change your mind.
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Whoa. Wow.
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Boy, I've heard of hot lips,
but yours sizzle.
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We are charged
with high voltage.
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Boy, a two-cylinder dynamo.
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Hold my sash.
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It will immunize you.
Oh, yeah?
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It did.
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Wow-ee.
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Pardon me.
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Hiya, beautiful.
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Hello.
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I brought a gift for you.
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Our favorite theater nuisance:
popcorn, unpopped.
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Do I get a kiss?
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Mm-hm.
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Wow.
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I have a gift for you too:
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a frozen spring chicken,
ready to cook.
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How 'bout a hug, beautiful?
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You're a fat one.
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I don't think I can get
my arms around you.
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I can get my arms around you.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Oh, it's burned.
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Dinner is ready.
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You ladies may join us.
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Oh, boy, dinner.
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Ma'am?
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Come on.
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Ca... Can't you girls
do something about this?
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Certainly.
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Girls?
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Now.
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Okay.
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Well, Professor Jones,
now that you know our secret,
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we shall turn you
and your men into zombies.
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Boy, am I starved.
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Help yourself.
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Clams. Yummy, yummy,
yummy, yummy.
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Hey, there's nothing in 'em.
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We find them delicious.
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Go ahead, eat.
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What is that?
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That's not water.
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That's battery acid.
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We drink it to recharge
our batteries.
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We do not drink water.
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It would short our circuit.
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We'd blow up.
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Go on and eat.
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No, thanks, I'm full.
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Just before we came up here,
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I had some nuts
and bolts under glass.
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Say, could I have
a nice salami sandwich
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smothered in sour cream
with cherry jelly?
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Pickle in the middle
and mustard on top?
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You fools.
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This was your last meal.
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You will never leave here alive.
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Go on, call the guards.
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This'll short his circuit.
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No, not that!
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No, no, no-no-no! Oh, no, no!
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No, no! Oh, no!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Nice work, Moe.
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Come on,
let's find the professor.
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Yeah.
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Yipe. A corpus.
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Light some lights, quick.
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Where?
Oh, there.
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Hey, there's a lot of 'em.
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Light 'em all.
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We need more light.
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Hey, Joe, there's something
weird about these things.
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Yeah, I noticed.
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I turn on buttons,
and then anything...
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Oh, charades.
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A popular song title?
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Oh, a tall word.
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What's the matter with you guys?
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You seeing things?
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You guys must be dreaming.
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I haven't seen anything...
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Good evening.
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You must be devout cowards.
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I...
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Come on.
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Looks like we got a fight
on our hands.
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Let's give it to him.
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Hey, that guy don't
even wanna fight.
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Maybe he's got the professor
in that room.
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Let's get him.
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Yeah.
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Door's locked.
I think I'll try my keys.
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What are you guys panting about?
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I'm doin' all the work.
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Stop snortin' down my neck,
Larry.
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Joe, you better take
a little bicarbonate soda.
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These keys won't work
on this door.
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Maybe the professor's
in that room. Come on.
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We'll find him.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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We can't go in that room.
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The goon is in there...
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The goon!
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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
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Hey!
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Wait a minute.
It's us.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Moe, what are we gonna do?
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Ssh!
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Help me.
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That sounds like the professor.
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Let's go.
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Hey, it is the professor.
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What'd he say?
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Go on, untie him.
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Easy, now.
Easy.
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General Motorcycle:
17 and a half.
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And a count of Penn-O-Steele:
25 and a quarter.
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Simis Incorporated, 17.
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Go on, untie him.
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Take it easy.
Oh, this is awful.
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Take it easy, professor.
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There we are.
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Oh, dear.
I'm sorry I came.
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- That's all right.
- Let's go.
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Don't move.
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Phew.
Phew.
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We must destroy this device
so they can never use it again.
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Help me.
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Here.
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Okay, boys.
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This is our golden opportunity.
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Ooh.
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Ooh. Ooh.
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Ooh.
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Ooh.
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00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,872
Ooh.
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00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,720
Hey.
Yes?
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00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,494
Now, don't go away.
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00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,911
Ooh.
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00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:30,913
Oh, Moe, I'm so sorry.
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Oh, think nothing of it.
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Stout fellow.
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Skinny rat.
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Now...
Ooh.
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Get out of here.
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Hurry, boys.
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Hey, fellas, let...
Let's get out of here.
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Rip those wires.
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This is heavy.
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Hey, fellas,
let's get out of here.
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Hurry.
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Let's get out of here!
Come on!
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All right. Let's go.
Come on, let's go!
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Let's go,
before they take after us.
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So we jumped into our spaceship
and zoomed back to Earth,
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and that's the end
of the bedtime story.
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Now, go to sleep.
Yeah.
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Now we're going out to dinner.
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And the baby-sitter
will be here any minute.
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Who's there?
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- The baby-sitter.
- The agency sent me.
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Well, come in.
Come in.
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And where will we eat?
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Let's go to Laverne's.
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Round's is good.
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Thank you.
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00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,215
Down below!
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