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Moe!
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Shemp!
Larry!
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Wake up! We've got to see you.
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Okay, girls, we'll be
with you in a jiffy.
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Larry, get up.
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Shemp, wake up.
Our sweethearts are here.
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Listen, Larry. We...
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Oh, yeah.
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Man the lifeboats.
Me and the women first.
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Come on.
Get up, get up.
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Hey, breakfast.
Where?
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Come on, our girls are here.
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Rise and shine.
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Boy, it's only 10:00
in the morning.
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I wonder what they're doing
here so early.
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Maybe it's because
we're so irresistible.
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Oh, yeah. That could be.
Oh!
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Why you...
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Hurry up!
Let us in!
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All right, I'm coming.
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Oh, we have to talk to you.
We're in trouble.
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Take it easy, girls.
I'll call Shemp.
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Shemp, get up.
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Sheba, Reba and Heba are here.
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Come on.
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What's this?
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"You guys snore so loud
I couldn't sleep,
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"so I've gone down to open the
restaurant. Will see you later.
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"P.S. If you don't
get this note let me know
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"and I'll write you another.
Signed, Shemp."
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How do you like that dummy?
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Our guardian is going to sell us
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to the Sultan of Pishpash. Oh!
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Unless we each pay him 1000
shilbleenas of virgin tax.
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Within three days.
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And we don't have the money.
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Oh, gosh. Gee, girls,
we don't have the money either.
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After all, we're only poor
owners of a small restaurant.
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Oh, woe is us!
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Girls, girls, girls.
Please.
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Please, don't worry.
We have three days.
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We'll get the money.
We hope.
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Yeah. If worse comes to worse
we can rob a bank.
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He's being working around
thieves so much
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he's beginning
to think like one.
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Now, girls. Don't worry,
we'll find a way out. Cheer up.
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But what if you don't?
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Girls, girls.
Have faith. In him.
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Sure, smile.
Ring out those handkerchiefs
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and blow your nose.
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Boy, you're really weepy.
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Service! Come on.
I need service.
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Yes, sir.
We have all the service.
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At your service.
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Phew! Boy, if I hadn't ducked
we would've collided sure.
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What a narrow escape.
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What...
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What's the matter with you?
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We'll have you all fixed up
in a minute.
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What's this? Oh, happy birthday.
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I would leave it on.
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People don't know if you're
coming or going with this on.
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There you are, sir.
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You look very pretty and the
spaghetti is as good as new.
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Why you...
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Moe!
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Dog of dogs, how dare you?
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A thousand pardons.
It was unavoidable.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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This will degrade you.
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'Tis true, I'm an aristocrat.
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I'm Hassan Ben Sober.
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I had a few too many my self.
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Quiet. We gotta clean up
this mess.
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Why you...
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Get busy.
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Stop it, will you?
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Cut it out.
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Travel by night. Perhaps it...
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Greetings. Greetings
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Did you bring the map,
Hoffa Dolla.
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Aye, chief.
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But as I slit his throat...
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with his dying breath
he said someone else
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had a duplicate map.
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'Tis bad.
We must leave at once
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if we are to be the first to
reach King Rootin Tootin's tomb.
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Make preparations
to depart immediately.
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Aye, chief.
But remember the curse.
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"He who touches the jewel first,
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is doomed
to a thousand deaths."
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We must secure
the services of three.
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Then when we get them
to do our bidding...
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Yes, but we best
have food before we travel.
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Boys, we just gotta find a way
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to get the money
for our sweethearts.
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I got it!
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I got it. I got it.
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He's got it.
Tell us, kid.
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What do you got?
A terrific headache.
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Oh, I'll cure that.
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Service! Waiters!
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Service! Waiters!
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Here we are, at your service.
Oh!
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What'll you have?
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We want a...
We don't have anymore.
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All we got left is rabbit
and hot dogs.
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Rabbit.
Hot dog.
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Hot dog!
I'll take rabbit.
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Okay, coming up.
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Coming right up. Coming
right now.
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Here we are, pepper and salt.
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Scat!
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Come here.
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Come here, you.
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Well, I'll fix you.
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Here.
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Catsup. Cat!
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Get out of here.
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Come here you...
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Oh, you think
you could get away.
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Now I got you.
Come on.
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Now I... Gosh.
Mmm.
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It couldn't be.
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Or could it?
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Now, you stay here,
you be a good boy.
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You're gonna sit there.
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Here you are, gentlemen.
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Hot dogs. When it comes
to cooking I'm the cat's meow.
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Sit down.
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Oh, but I'm not tired.
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I'll just stand while you eat.
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Sit down with your heads
on or off.
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Y-You talked us into it.
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Eat!
Eat!
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Did you hear anything?
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Yeah, I did.
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Sit down and eat.
Eat.
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Eat.
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Gesundheit.
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Eat!
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Well.
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I killed it, I killed it.
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Oh, I killed it.
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Shh.
This just can be.
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Forgot the mustard.
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So you are
the perpetrator of this.
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Sit down and eat.
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Sit down.
A pleasure.
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Thank you.
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There's the dog and cat. Why
didn't you tell me?
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What?
Shut up.
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Let him alone.
You too.
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Oh, cut it out. Oh!
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These three.
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They are the ones
to get the jewel for us.
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Right.
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Gentlemen.
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Who came in?
No, you.
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How would you boys like to make
a thousand shilbleenas?
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You've convinced us.
What do we have to do?
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There is a diamond
worth a king's ransom.
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You hear, a king's ransom.
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Gentlemen. This map will lead us
to the treasure.
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Now, please.
Pay attention...
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Ruin, defeated.
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That murderist cutthroat.
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He has the famous
100-karat diamond.
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A hundred karats?
He sure knew his onions.
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Quiet.
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This map is useless to me now.
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With that diamond
I could've quit my job
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as the doorman
at the Oasis Hotel.
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Hey, spinach chin.
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Do you mean to tell me
you're only a doorman?
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Yes.
Well, there's the door, man.
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Will you give me five for this?
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No, but I'll give you two.
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I'll take it.
Shut up.
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Moe. The Emir of Shmow stole
that Rootin Tootin diamond.
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Yeah, and we're gonna
get it back from him.
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Return it to its rightful owner.
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Get a big reward and then pay
the taxes for our sweethearts.
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Yeah, but the Emir of Shmow
is a cutthroat.
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Suppose he cuts my throat?
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So, you'll look like
you have two mouths.
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I'll look like I...
Now pay attention. Come here.
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Now, here's the plan.
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There he is.
And he's wearing the diamond.
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Now is our chance to get it.
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Yeah.
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See Fi Fo Fum.
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I'm the evil spirit that guards
the Rootin Tootin diamond.
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Give it to me,
lest evil befall you.
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Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
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Oh, hide, quick.
Somebody's coming.
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Moe, scram.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Whoa, whoa. Here hold it.
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I'll kill you.
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You big, big men. Frightening us
defenseless women.
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How dare you invade
the privacy of us frail women?
203
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And you caught me
with my veil down.
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Take this, you coward, you rude,
you...
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You should be ashamed
of yourselves.
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Scaring us helpless girls.
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00:14:52,175 --> 00:14:54,487
You. You wolf you.
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I'll teach you,
leave us little lambs alone.
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Get out of here.
210
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Hey, Larry, scram.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Moe! Larry!
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Moe, help!
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Moe, help!
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Halt!
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00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:26,185
Hello.
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Hello.
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00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,958
Hey, listen. We gotta
get out of here.
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Return the diamond and pay
our girls' taxes. Come on.
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Go on, you heard the guy.
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I kill you!
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