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I say you can.
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And I say you can't.
You can.
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Now, look, you can't spend
all the money we've made
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just to buy a new home.
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He's right, sis.
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We've gotta save some money
for the income tax.
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Oh, don't be chumps.
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Make out your returns
in such a way
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that you don't
have to pay income tax.
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Why didn't you guys
think of that?
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Ouch.
Ouch.
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Oh, cut the malarkey.
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I've gotta go shopping.
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Get busy.
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Hey, she's right.
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Tomorrow's the deadline.
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Oh, I put out
some lunch for you.
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Hot dogs and stuff.
I'll see you later.
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Okay. Goodbye.
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Say, after all, making out
the income tax is nothing.
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What do you mean nothing?
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When I get through,
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the income tax collector
will get nothing.
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Hey, you know what's funny?
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How people love to gyp
on their income tax.
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That's because
it's such a cinch.
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They never can catch
smart guys like us.
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No.
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We'll hornswoggle them.
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All right, all right.
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It ain't that funny,
you laughing hyenas.
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Oh!
Oh!
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Get out of here.
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I resent that.
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Oh, go to work.
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Force me.
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Why, you... Get out.
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Get out.
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Hold that.
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You nitwit.
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You ruined my trophy.
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Now, help me pick up the pieces
so I can repair it.
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Here's a nice big piece.
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Let me have it.
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With pleasure.
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I'll murder you.
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Cut it out, Moe.
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Moe, you cut it out now.
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Here, here, wait a minute.
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We've got work to do.
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Okay.
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Help me with this, will you?
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How much can I deduct
for charity?
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Anything.
Take $3000.
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Oh, that's very good.
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Yeah, but you gotta put down
who got the money.
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I got it.
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Oh, you'll never
get away with that.
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Why not?
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Charity begins at home.
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You're a smart imbecile.
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Yeah.
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Hey, what's that?
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Twenty-five hundred dollars
for my operation.
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Twenty-five hundred dollars
for one operation?
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No, for three.
Here, I'll show you my scar.
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There.
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Well, what do you know.
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A zipper and hemstitched.
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Yeah.
Why the zipper?
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That's in case
I need another operation.
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Very ingenious.
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Oh, think nothing of it.
Quite brainy.
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Yeah.
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Hey.
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Cut it out.
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I got a good mind to let you...
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Go on.
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Now, go on, do your work.
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All right.
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Hey, you.
Ow, ow, ow.
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Go pour me a cup of coffee.
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All right.
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Always hitting,
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kicking, doing that, everything.
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All right, Moe.
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He's one of those wise guys.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Hello?
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Oh, Joe.
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You got a hot one
at Santa Anita in the third?
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Fine. Five across.
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That's five, five and five.
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Fifteen cents all together.
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Thanks. Goodbye.
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Here's your coffee.
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Oh, thanks.
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Say, Shemp, I need
some more deductions.
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Got any ideas?
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Have you any bad debts?
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Yeah, I owe Uncle Jake $1500.
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Then deduct it from
your income tax.
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How can I? I owe him.
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Do you expect to pay it?
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No.
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Then it's a bad debt.
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Smart thinking, boy, smart.
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Say, Shemp,
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how much you gonna deduct
for dependents?
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Forty-four hundred dollars.
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That's 11 dependents.
Who are they?
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My ex-wife and 10 bartenders.
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Why don't you quit kidding?
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Who's kidding?
Why you...
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Oh!
I'm sorry, kid.
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I apologize.
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Well, I don't accept your
apology and don't do it again.
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All right, kid, I won't.
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But I will do this:
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Looks like a V8.
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Why don't you butt out of this?
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Why don't you quit hitting me?
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- Remind me to kill you later.
- And no back talk.
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I'll fix you right now.
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Larry, wait, wait.
Wait, put that down.
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I'll fix you.
It's liable to go off.
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There.
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Look what you did to my hand.
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Oh, who cares about your hand...
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All right, get it off.
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I can't,
that instant glue is stuck.
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Oh.
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My hair.
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Remind me to kill you later.
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Now, go get me a sandwich.
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And no back talk.
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Go on.
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Say, I ought to be taking
some off for my car.
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Seven cents? Nah.
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Thirty-five cents
a gallon of gas.
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Five... Uh, four... Uh...
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Hey, Shemp, how much
is 100,000 times 7.5 cents?
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Thirty-nine dollars
and 57.5 cents.
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Thanks.
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Hm.
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Oh, a drop of mustard.
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It's always good on a hot dog.
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Yes, a little drop of it
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and I know he'll like that.
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Hurry up with that sandwich.
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Maybe he'll want some mustard.
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Hey, Moe, here's your sandwich.
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And here I am.
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Hey, Shemp, give me a hand.
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Okay.
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Oh, boy.
Packed us two slices
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and am I starved.
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I'll beat your brains out.
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Ah.
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Well, a little more mustard
ought to straighten this out.
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Ah.
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There we are.
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Oh, a little too much.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ooh!
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I'll murder you.
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I'll murder you.
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Here, Fido, come back.
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Now I've seen everything.
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Hey, fellas,
my hot dog ran away.
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Never mind that.
I got a great idea.
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Listen:
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If we can save ourselves
a fortune on our own taxes,
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why can't we
do it for other people
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and make ourselves
a pile of money?
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Certainly. We're natural-born
tax experts.
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Yeah. Half of what
we save our clients
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by gypping the tax collectors,
we can keep.
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Yeah. Here's a toast
to the new firm
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of Moe, Larry and Shemp,
Tax Experts.
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Yeah.
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A toast to easy money.
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Hey, hey, hey, Moe.
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Why'd you call your shots?
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Always doing things to people.
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Let's see how you like it.
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Don't do it.
I'm gonna...
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Serves you right.
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Next time you won't
fool around like that.
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Say, you gentlemen
have done very well
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with your income tax business.
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Beautiful home
that you got here.
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Thank you, Mr. Cash,
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but we did all right
for you too.
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Ja, that's right.
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You know, you are wonderful
at inventing deductions.
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And how.
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We each made $100,000 last year.
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Is that so?
And no taxes.
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No taxes?
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Well, that's good too.
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I didn't do badly myself.
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Hm?
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I'll say.
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Oh, uh, permit me.
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There we are.
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Hey, who put this measly
50 amongst my thousands?
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That's a dirty trick.
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That's a shame.
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Dinner is served, madam.
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Yes, Frances.
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Dinner everybody.
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Ladies.
Oh, charming.
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Gentlemen.
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Sit right down.
Right there is good.
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Oh, everything's so charming.
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Right over there,
Mr. Cash.
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Oh, Larry, would you
cut the turkey, please?
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Gladly, sis.
Thank you.
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Ah, now, I will proceed
to make my wonderful dressing.
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Pardon me.
Do you mind, sir?
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No, no.
Thank you.
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♪ Ha-ha ♪
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Just a few seconds,
I'll be ready to serve.
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Ah, cayenne pepper.
That's the stuff.
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And next we have
the crumpet saud.
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Ah, crumpinella.
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I feel a draft in here.
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Would you like me
to close the windows?
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Perhaps you better
close your own.
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Well...
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I'll fix it,
don't worry about it,
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I'll can it fixed.
It's fixed.
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This is a beautiful bird.
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I'll be ready to serve
in a few seconds.
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Gotta get this bone out
so I can get the stuffing.
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Hey, Larry, that's quite
a carving job
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you're doing on the turkey.
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Ah, this turkey looks wunderbar.
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I...
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Taste a piece,
it's delicious too.
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Thank you very much.
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Mm, you are so right.
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I would...
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Uh, try one of these
with the turkey.
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You very nice.
Thank you.
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♪ Arry-lay
Ix-nay the eard-bay ♪
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Mein Herr, would you
like some salt?
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh... Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, pardon me.
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He made a boo-boo.
Yeah.
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I don't think we'll be able
to eat this salad today.
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Oh, that's all right.
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I don't like
vinni-minis anyways.
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Yes.
Ja.
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I'm sorry about this.
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That's all right.
Don't worry about a thing.
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You know, you boys
really give a fellow
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wonderful service.
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Not only you are
very good at evading,
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shall we say, income taxes,
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but you are wonderful hosts.
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Here.
Oh, we're terrific.
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Yeah. Here,
have some turkey.
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Yes, please.
Could I have some salt?
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Oh, yeah.
And some mustache?
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We don't have any mustache.
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A number six.
A number six.
270
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,125
Yeah, seven sideways.
271
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,194
Yeah, oh, I love...
Give him everything, Moe.
272
00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:16,529
Yeah, you got condimenties?
273
00:12:16,553 --> 00:12:17,663
There you are.
274
00:12:17,687 --> 00:12:20,399
I hope you like
my lobster gumbo soup.
275
00:12:20,423 --> 00:12:21,967
I'll try anything once.
276
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,202
Here, Frances, take this.
277
00:12:23,226 --> 00:12:25,771
I'm superstitious.
278
00:12:25,795 --> 00:12:28,062
No soup, thank you very much.
279
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:32,110
You know, this gumbo
is sure tough.
280
00:12:32,134 --> 00:12:33,111
I would...
281
00:12:33,135 --> 00:12:34,836
Ooh!
282
00:12:40,744 --> 00:12:42,488
I guess you have to dunk it.
283
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,678
That's the way you have...
284
00:12:46,483 --> 00:12:48,026
This gumbo is alive.
285
00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:49,362
Or is it?
286
00:12:49,386 --> 00:12:50,818
I'll find out.
287
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,699
By golly, it is alive.
288
00:12:53,723 --> 00:12:55,956
I'll fix that.
289
00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:06,812
Oh, you're going too far.
290
00:13:06,836 --> 00:13:07,836
Oh.
291
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,083
You won't last long with me,
292
00:13:11,107 --> 00:13:13,173
I'll guarantee you that.
293
00:13:32,161 --> 00:13:33,839
Give me back my tie.
294
00:13:33,863 --> 00:13:35,996
Mm, I'll fix you.
295
00:13:40,603 --> 00:13:42,114
Oh, yeah?
296
00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:43,315
This'll do it.
297
00:13:43,339 --> 00:13:46,051
Come on. Come out,
I dare you.
298
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,453
Oh, I'm sorry, mein herring.
299
00:13:47,477 --> 00:13:49,143
I mean, mein Herr.
300
00:13:51,614 --> 00:13:53,781
You are very loose eater.
301
00:13:55,518 --> 00:13:57,730
Oh, boy, potatoes.
302
00:13:59,155 --> 00:14:01,366
Oh, that's a-one,
303
00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:03,135
a-two,
304
00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:05,771
three.
305
00:14:05,795 --> 00:14:07,172
Oh, and gravy.
306
00:14:07,196 --> 00:14:08,574
I loves gravy.
307
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:09,975
Oh, boy.
308
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:10,976
One.
309
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,945
Oh, I loves gravy.
310
00:14:12,969 --> 00:14:14,847
Thank you very much.
311
00:14:14,871 --> 00:14:16,715
I'd like that s...
Oh, I'll get it.
312
00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,942
How do you like that?
313
00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:25,858
Now, look here.
314
00:14:25,882 --> 00:14:27,615
What is wrong with you idiots?!
315
00:14:29,886 --> 00:14:31,464
My beard. My beard!
316
00:14:31,488 --> 00:14:33,332
What have you done
with my beautiful beard?
317
00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:34,533
You idiots, you.
318
00:14:34,557 --> 00:14:35,634
I'm sorry, mein herring.
319
00:14:35,658 --> 00:14:37,235
I mean, mein Herr. I...
320
00:14:37,259 --> 00:14:39,404
Well, look what you've done,
321
00:14:39,428 --> 00:14:41,674
you've ruined
a perfectly good $50 beard.
322
00:14:41,698 --> 00:14:43,275
Oh, a phony beard.
323
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,844
Hey, what's the idea?
324
00:14:44,868 --> 00:14:47,079
I'm an officer
of the income tax department.
325
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,081
Okay, boys!
326
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,016
We've been foxed.
Maybe we can bribe them.
327
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,017
You, uh...
328
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,586
You men have ignored 20 summons
329
00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:54,687
from the department.
330
00:14:54,711 --> 00:14:56,355
We, therefore,
place you under arrest
331
00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:58,591
on suspicion of falsifying
income tax returns
332
00:14:58,615 --> 00:15:00,158
and defrauding the government.
333
00:15:00,182 --> 00:15:02,695
Oh, a double-crossing rat.
334
00:15:02,719 --> 00:15:04,363
Hey...
335
00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:05,531
Take that.
336
00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:15,007
Let's scram.
337
00:15:15,031 --> 00:15:16,008
Go get 'em, boys.
338
00:15:16,032 --> 00:15:17,565
Oh!
339
00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:22,403
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
340
00:15:24,306 --> 00:15:25,651
Wait a minute.
341
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,019
Before we get tough...
342
00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:29,688
Okay, you got us.
343
00:15:29,712 --> 00:15:31,012
Here!
344
00:15:32,381 --> 00:15:34,701
Come on, let's go.
345
00:15:37,086 --> 00:15:38,964
Hey, I know
the back door is locked.
346
00:15:38,988 --> 00:15:41,834
All right, boys, let's get 'em.
347
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,069
Now, listen, you.
You're not...
348
00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:46,304
Why, I'll spaghetti you.
349
00:15:46,328 --> 00:15:47,372
No!
350
00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:56,381
Oh, a double-crossing rat.
351
00:15:56,405 --> 00:15:58,350
I'll get him.
352
00:16:05,648 --> 00:16:08,182
So you wanna get tough, eh?
353
00:16:11,955 --> 00:16:13,754
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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