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Don't! Don't shoot!
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I give up. I give...
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Oh, I think we're out of gas.
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Joyriding again, eh?
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Why don't you try the choke?
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Thanks, I will.
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Hey, leave him alone.
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Oh!
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Hey, there's a guy in front
of that house.
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We'll ask to use his phone
so we can call the garage.
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Pardon me.
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Oh!
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Wait for us.
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How do you do?
Good evening, sir. How are you?
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That's enough.
Pardon me, sir.
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May we use your phone?
We just ran out of gas.
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Why, certainly, gentlemen.
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That is,
if you can open my door.
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I... I seem to have
forgotten my key.
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Well, we can just climb in
that window upstairs.
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What? Oh, that's very generous
of you. Thank you.
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Come on, give me boost.
All right, get movin'.
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Larry, bend over.
Shemp, you get up there.
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All right.
Up you go.
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Ugh!
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- Up you go, there.
- I'm comin' up.
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- I'm comin' up.
- Up you go.
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Clumsy ox.
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Hey, how do you spell "garage"?
With a G or a J?
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With a G, you idiot.
G-A-R-A-J.
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Oh.
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Fine speller
you turned out to be.
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"G-A-R-A-J."
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Don't you know there's an E
on the end of it?
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Oh. You just made that up.
Pfft.
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Go on. Go.
Get out of here.
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Oh! Oh.
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Hey, mister, what have you got
in this thing, silver dollars?
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I wish there was.
As a matter of fact,
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I went broke
gambling at Las Vegas.
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Came home to get
some more money.
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Money gives me itchy palms.
Ha-ha.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Hey, why all the tools?
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Uh, why, uh,
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I must have picked up
the wrong satchel at the depot.
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And the combination of my safe
was written on a piece of paper
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that was in my own satchel.
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Now, uh, how will I open
the safe?
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Well, our old man
used to open safes
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with nitroglycer-eenie. Ha.
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You remember that first "poof"?
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Maybe you boys could do the same
for me?
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We'll try.
Good.
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And by a strange coincidence
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there happens to be some
explosives in that satchel.
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Say, if I didn't know
you was a gentlemen,
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I'd swear you was a safecracker.
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Ha-ha. That's the funniest thing
you ever said.
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Well, go to work, boys.
Now, I'll go outside
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and keep a lookout...
I-I mean, uh,
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get a breath of fresh air.
And please hurry, won't you?
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I have to catch the 10:00 train
for Las Vegas.
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10:00, you're a cinch.
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Okay, fellas,
move the furniture.
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Get busy, now.
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All right, Larry,
set up the drill.
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Okay.
Here you are, chiseler.
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Chisel the knob off that
combination there.
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How do you like that?
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I gotta do the work while
all he does is gives the orders.
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He's a wise guy.
Believe me, when I...
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Let me tell you,
you're always hollering,
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"Do this, do that."
You never do nothin' yourself.
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All the time you tell...
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Aw, shut up and get over there.
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Aww.
Get busy.
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All right. Orders, orders,
nothin' but orders.
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That's all I ever get
is orders.
Oh!
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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That's dynamite, you idiot.
Do you want to blow us all up?
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Hold that.
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Oh! Oh, it's a good thing
I've got a soft head.
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What would happen
if it exploded?
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It would just go "poof."
How do you like that?
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Uh...
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Now, you pay attention
to what I tell you,
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or I'll push that eye
right through
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to the other side of your head.
Hey, hey, Moe,
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notch that steel so the drill
won't slip, and we'll drill it.
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Okay.
Now, here,
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hold this nitroglycerin,
and put it in a safe place,
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if you don't want us to be blown
to hamburgers.
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All right, all right.
Now, get this, now.
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What's wrong...
Oh, I didn't plug it in.
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Ow! Ow! Why don't you drill
where you're lookin'?
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Why don't you look
where I'm drilling?
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Why don't you two shut up?
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Oh!
Give me that drill.
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Give me that drill, you,
I'll murder you.
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I'll jam it in your face.
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Mush! Mush!
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Yank it out. What's the matter?
You weak?
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Yeah.
Oh!
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Boys, you'd better step back.
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I think we'd better step back
a little further.
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So long, suckers.
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What happened?
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My leg.
Moe, Larry, I blew my leg off.
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Moe, I blew... What's the matter?
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Oh, I blew my leg off.
Oh, poor kid. This is terrible.
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We'd better
get him to a hospital.
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Take it easy.
Oh. Easy, easy.
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Don't worry, kid,
we'll get you a new leg.
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You'll be dancing in six months.
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That's good.
I never could dance before.
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Just a minute, I forgot my hat.
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Okay, boys, let's go.
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Oh! Oh, my leg!
My leg!
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Oh.
Oh, my leg is okay.
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Your leg.
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Now, listen, you,
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cut out this monkey business
or you're gonna get...
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What's going on? The neighbors
said there'd been an explosion.
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Yeah, we just blew the safe
for the owner of this house.
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Oh, yeah?
The owner's in Europe.
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Europe? Ha-ha-ha.
He's taking a train to Las...
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Come along quietly.
You'll get 10 years for this.
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Oh, my heart.
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What's the matter with him?
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Every time he gets excited
his heart goes "poof."
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Nice work, Moe.
Listen,
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we've got to find that crook
and recover that money
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if we don't want to go to jail.
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He said he was taking the 10:00
train to Las Vegas.
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Let's go.
We can grab him at the train.
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Wait a minute.
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I don't want this guy
to catch a cold.
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Oh, come on, come on.
Let go of me, let go of me.
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Look out.
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Whew.
We just made it.
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Hey, the train's moving
and we got no money for tickets.
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So what? We'll grab him,
jump off the train
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and take him with us.
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Yeah, he won't give us
the slip again.
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Right. We search
the train carefully
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and give everybody a close, uh...
A close...
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Say, what's a good word
for scrutiny?
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Scrutiny.
Thanks. Be quiet.
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I don't see him anywhere.
Maybe he's disguised.
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Psst.
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I'll bet that's him.
Take it off.
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What is that, a cocker spaniel?
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No, I think he's just a spaniel.
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That's not him.
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Here he is, he's disguised
with a phony beard.
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Ow!
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You idiots!
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Tickets, please.
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Oh, tickets.
Oh, tickets.
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Oh, tick... Oh, yes.
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We left them right here in the
drawing room. Right this way.
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Ah!
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Go away!
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Ow! Ow! Oh, take it easy, lady.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Hey, you, come here.
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Come here, come here.
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Hey, that conductor's after us
so we better hide.
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Hey. Get in here, fellas.
Come on.
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Phew.
We'll be safe in here.
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Yeah, we'll wait until
the conductor goes
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and then we'll find him.
Yeah, shh.
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What's the matter,
you got indigestion?
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No, I feel fine.
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Then it must be you. Why don't
you take a bicarbonate of soda?
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Why don't you shut up?
You want to give us away?
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Don't be silly.
We're safe as babies in here.
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Shh. I'm sure I hear something.
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I smell something awful.
You telling me?
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Why don't you use cologne?
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Shh. Listen.
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Stop breathing down my neck.
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I ain't breathing.
Then it must be you.
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How can I be breathing down
your neck on that side
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when I'm on this side?
Shut up.
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Well, maybe there's a draft
behind us. And...
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I'm paralyzed.
I can't move.
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Nevertheless, we got to find
that crook.
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You'll never find him now,
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all the berths are made up
and everybody is asleep.
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That's good, and that's just
what we're gonna do, sleep.
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For once in your life,
you're right.
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We'll get that crook
in the morning.
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Ahh.
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Oh.
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Take it easy, boys.
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Which way is the train going?
I'm going to sleep this way.
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Aw, sleep that way.
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Ah.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Help! Help!
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Help, I'm losing my mind.
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What's the idea?
Stop tickling my foot.
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I didn't touch your foot.
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You did too. Come on up here
and sleep with us.
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Hey, wake up and go to sleep.
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Yeah, wake up, sleep.
Yeah, come on.
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All right.
Under the covers.
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Move over.
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Hey, get your big feet
off of me.
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I ain't got my feet on you.
You got your feet on me.
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Get them off.
I said, get the feet off.
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Get yours off of me first.
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Aw, will you guys keep quiet,
or I'll go over there...
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What's going on?
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Oh, look a lion.
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Boy, that was close.
Whew.
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Hey, it's him.
You dirty crook.
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Why, you...
There he goes, down here.
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Why, you...
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There he is!
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You surround him, we'll shut him
off on this end. Go ahead.
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Oh.
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Oh, it's Shemp.
Shemp.
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How do you like that?
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Say a couple of adjectives.
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Quiet.
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It's him, that crook.
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He's out.
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Oh, boy, we get the money.
Wait a minute.
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We'd better divide it in case
something happens
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before we get a chance
to return it.
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There's one for you,
there's one for you,
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and there's one for me.
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And one for you.
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I want the bonds.
Give me the bonds.
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That's what I'm out for.
Come on. Hold your horses.
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I want it now, this minute.
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Tsk-tsk.
That's what I want, right now.
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Well, you got 'em.
Oh!
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Get out.
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How do you like that? I feel
like a piece of French toast.
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Thirty-one...
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You fellas ain't mad?
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No.
No.
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Mad, eh? Who's mad?
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Mad, huh? Mad, huh?
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Give him the eggs, eh?
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