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Newsflash!
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A railroad car named Schmow,
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which was lost,
strayed or stolen,
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is being sought
by railway detectives.
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Mystery surrounds
the disappearance of this car,
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which has been missing
for several days.
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Ace railroad detective,
Moe, is on the trail
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and results
are expected momentarily.
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They'll never find us.
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Gosh, sis, how long do we have
to stay here in this car?
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Until we get
that Sleeping Beauty
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back there to marry you.
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Uh, why does your older
sister have to get married
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before you can marry me?
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It's an old family tradition.
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And besides,
he's filthy with money.
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Aw, he's filthy with or without.
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Just the same with his money,
we'll live on easy street.
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You don't think
he'd marry this beanpole?
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How dare you insult my sister,
you... You porcupine.
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What'd I say now?
Aw, shut up.
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Why you...
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Come back here.
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Oh, who you telling to shut up?
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You. And furthermore, how'd you
like to have a bust in the nose?
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And who's gonna give it to me?
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I'm gonna give it to you,
right in the...
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Baby.
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Sweetheart.
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I'm sorry, darling.
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I'll see what I can
do with that sleeping beauty.
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I'm shot.
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Or have shot
or I ought to be shot.
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Oh, I guess I'll have a shot.
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Horrible. But I like it.
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Listen, Shemp, why don't you
sober up and marry Roberta?
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No soap. Not me.
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
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Something's wrong.
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I've been robbed.
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Hey, there.
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Whew.
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At last, I've found her.
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Little brown jug, where are you?
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I know.
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Ow.
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Ah-ah, there you are, boy.
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Why, you double-crosser, you.
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Hey, Roberta and Lenore
come here, quick.
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I seen a guy snooping out there.
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I think we're in trouble...
Oh, here he is.
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Roberta, darling.
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Roberta, darling
you're a sight for sore eyes.
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Oh, Moe.
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At last, I've found you.
Oh.
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I've searched the world over,
and at last I've found her.
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What thrills,
what bliss, what ecstasy.
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Darling, kiss me.
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Get outta here.
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Why did you turn me down?
Why won't you marry me?
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You, come along
with me quietly, you car-napper.
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No, wait a minute.
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First, tell me how
did you manage
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to steal a car
from a rolling train?
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That's a secret
I'll tell nobody, never.
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And if I was you, I wouldn't be
in such a hurry to arrest me.
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Why not?
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There's a guy on this train
that's crazy about Roberta.
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And if you don't wanna lose her,
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you'd better play ball with me.
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Wait a minute.
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How did you know I had a ball?
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Come on, now you...
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That's him.
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Listen, mug, you trying
to beat my time with Roberta?
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Horrible, but I needed it.
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Oh.
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Now, listen, mug...
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Shh, wait.
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But, why do you...
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Quiet.
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Carrie, my darling canary.
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I been looking all over for you.
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Gosh, I'm glad
to see you, sweetheart.
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Who are you talking to?
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Ain't you got eyes?
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My canary.
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Boy, I've heard of guys
seeing pink elephants
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but never canaries.
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Hello, baby.
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Gosh, you look prettier
than ever, ha.
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But you're the one I love.
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♪ Oh, Carrie, my dear
I love but you ♪
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Hey, that rum-pot thinks
he's dancin' with somebody.
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Yeah, give me that jug.
Maybe I'll think so too.
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Save a waltz for me.
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Aw.
Ah.
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Boy, this stuff
has really got a kick.
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You too, eh?
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Hey, what's the idea
of kicking me?
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Oh-oh-oh.
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Now, you've chased Carrie away.
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Aw, shut up.
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You ain't kiddin'
me with that stuff.
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And furthermore,
you stay away from Roberta.
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She's my girl.
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Put your hand on your chin,
your knee up here.
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That's okay with me.
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I don't want her.
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Oh, she's not good enough
for you, eh?
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Oh, okay, okay
then I'll take her.
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Oh, you're trying
to cut me out again, eh?
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Up here, again.
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Who turned out the lights?
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Just a minute, pal.
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Come on. Come on,
get up there.
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Take it easy, now.
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Get it up there.
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That a boy.
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Ow. Oh, my head.
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Oh, I'll take care of this, kid.
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Oh, you got dandruff.
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That's all right.
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I'll clean it up.
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Just take it easy.
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Ahh.
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Wise guy, huh?
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Hey.
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Now, let's see where were we?
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Right here.
Ow.
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Where's Carrie?
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Here, Carrie.
Carrie. Carrie.
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I know you boys
are just gonna love
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these fresh Limburger sandwiches
and nice cold beer.
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Oh, boy, Limburger.
My favorite fruit.
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If we only had some applesauce.
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Mmm.
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Boy, is this stuff potent.
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Ow.
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Umm.
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What's the matter with you?
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Boy, it's hot in here.
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They ought to bury this.
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Cheese has no flavor
if you can't smell it.
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Wow, what a flavor.
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Yeah, it's getting
stronger every second.
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That's Limburger.
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Yeah, but what's on it?
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Fish meal.
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Fish meal?
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I'll fix that.
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Put some of this perfume on it.
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Hey, don't spoil my sandwich
with that stinky stuff.
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I've got a weak stomach.
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Oh?
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How do you like it?
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Why, you...
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Hmm, pretty good.
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Oh, a pussy cat.
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Nyah.
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That's no pussy cat,
you imbecile, that's a skunk.
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So if it's a... Skunk!
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Whoa!
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Oh. Oh.
Get rid of it.
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I will... Watch yourself.
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Oh.
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I don't want it.
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Oh.
I don't want it.
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Nyah.
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Moe. Moe.
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Moe.
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Hold still. Hold still.
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I'll kill it.
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Sorry, kid, sorry.
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Say a few syllables.
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Tell me your name
so I can tell your mother.
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My mother knows my name.
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Get away. Come on.
Wait a minute.
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Snap out of it.
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How do you like that.
Wet matches.
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Shemp'll never propose to me.
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There, there, dear,
I'll go have a talk with him.
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Horrible.
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But delicious.
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00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:09,588
Oh, Shemp, why do you always
drink twice too much?
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To get rid of my red nose.
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But how can you get
rid of a red nose by drinking?
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Drink till it turns blue.
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That's a dilly, ain't it?
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Hey, pal,
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I got an idea how you can
get Roberta to marry you.
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Yeah?
Follow me.
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Shempie, dear,
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what you need is a wife
to straighten you out.
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And I know someone
who's very close to you
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and loves you dearly.
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Gosh, this is so sudden.
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I didn't know you cared.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Baby, whoopee.
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I love you, you know.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, baby, you send chills
up and down my spine.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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That's my girl.
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Nobody kisses her but me.
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Oh, that's what you think.
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Sit down, you might
learn something.
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Ooh.
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Oh!
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What chills. What thrills.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Wait a minute.
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You can't kiss my girl.
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Beat it, has-been.
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You're turned down, again.
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Get out of here, you two-timer.
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You, too, you three-timer.
220
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,246
Oh.
Oh.
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00:14:07,497 --> 00:14:09,141
Oh, what a man.
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I think I'll marry him.
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Over my dead body.
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00:14:12,635 --> 00:14:14,647
Why, you, double-crosser.
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Why you...
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00:14:15,672 --> 00:14:17,349
Let go of my hair.
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Are you my sister
or are you a stranger?
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Don't do that to me.
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00:14:24,847 --> 00:14:28,059
Oh. Oh.
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Carrie, baby, my bird.
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00:14:55,712 --> 00:14:59,458
Sweetie pie, will
you fly away with me?
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