All language subtitles for Love.Island.Australia.S05E02.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH[eztv.re]_track3_eng

♪ Gotta get it

♪ Gather round

♪ Get ready to do the breakdown... ♪

NARRATOR: 'Previously
on Love Island Australia...

'via Spain...'

Whoo!

'..five smokin' single girls...'

Oh, my God, are your boobs real?
No!

'..met five hunky boys.'

Oh, he's so cute!

'And a surprising
Love Island twist...'

You're about to be the first females
in Love Island Australia history

to make the first pick.

'..saw five new couples formed.'

'Some clicked...'

Really good vibes. I hope I'm not
getting too ahead of myself.

'..others got the ick...'

I've got three guys' initials
tattooed.You're joking.

I'm not. Do you wanna see?

I just can't wrap my head around it.

'..and Tia was torn
between two boys real quick.'

Trent's still my number one,

but I would love
to get to know Nate.

'Before the villa was rocked...'

♪ Everybody

♪ Look, look... ♪

'..by a British bombshell.'

Let's get this party started!

She's so hot.

Shit is getting real now.
This is Love Island right here.

I feel severely underdressed.

'Tonight...

'Trent makes a move.'

I've wanted to do this all day.

'Not with Zac. With Tia!

'It's all eyes on Lucinda...'

I'm glad you're here.

I'm very much single on this island.

I think you and I are gonna end up
coupling up.Bold statement.

'..before she makes her choice...'

The boy I would like
to couple up with is...

'..with jaw-dropping consequences.'

Unfortunately, you must now leave.

'Oh, and there's a brand-new toy...

'Er, I mean boy.'

'I'm ready for love,
and nothing's getting in my way.'

♪ Step into your best life... ♪

Oh, shit, here we go.

Let's get this party started!

Yo!

Who is she? Who is she?

Hi. I'm Lucinda.
Nate.

Oh, shit. That's a hot name.

I actually was on the UK, erm,
Love Island.

Oh, my God. You're that Lucinda.

Yeah.
HE GASPS

Lucinda is a walking
Instagram filter.

Nice to meet you.
Hello. Nice to meet you.

That can't be.
I'm, like, fan-girling hard.

♪ Step into your best life. ♪

Do you think English girls
are pretty wild?They are.

I'm keen to get to know her.

Bro, I just can't...

Oh, it sucks that none of you guys
watched the show.

So you know about her already?
I watched her, bro.

I was like...
So you know her personality?

I remember saying to my mates, like,
"Fuck, she's fit, man."

Who did you fancy in the boys?

OK, I fancied, erm,
the one literally right next to me.

ALL: Nate!

That was so loud.

Right, can we just...?
Should we sit down here?

But yeah, erm, Nate...We're all
in love with Nate right now.

Mate, we are all in love with Nate.
It's kind of a joke, but not really.

We're literally gonna rip him apart
and take a limb each.

Cos he's so sexy, like...
And he's so cool.

You know what...
And he's so nice.

Get this -
he was the last to get picked.

Yeah, he was, actually.
He was the last to get picked.

No, because why do I fancy him
as well? This is so bad.You will.

We're gonna have to split him
six ways now.

It's gonna have to be
four limbs and the head.

Oh, wait, no, that's only five.

No, somebody gets the torso.
Shotty.

You could literally grate something
on the boy's abs.

And then I fancy...
the one with the really white teeth.

Oh, did ya?
Ollie?

ALL: Ollie!

Nate and Ollie have caught my eye.

They are two very,

very good-looking guys,
to say the least.

OK, so the blond...
It was the blond one?Zac.

He was, like, good-looking,

but I didn't really vibe with him
that much,

but I need to get to know him.
He's so funny.

I wonder who she's gonna be keen on.

TRENT:
Dude, if you're honestly keen,

I need you to jump straight on it.

I don't wanna be too intense.

Don't be...
No, don't be caught lacking.

NARRATOR:
'They say "never meet your heroes".

'Zac says, "Meet your heroes,
then dump Savanah

' "on the off chance
Lucinda might like you." '

She was on, like,
an earlier season that I saw.

Yeah. Have you watched it?
Yeah, yeah.

Was she cool on it?
Yeah, yeah. She's cool.

Yeah. That's awesome.

So, how have you been feeling today?
Yeah, pretty good.

Yeah?
What about you?

I reflected on our situation
as well.Yeah.

But how do you feel about it?
I'll let you go first.

Yeah. Well, we coupled up, but
I don't know if it's romance.Mm.

Is that how you feel?
Yeah.

Is that how... Yeah, OK.

I think, I think we've got
more of a friendly vibe.

That's what I think.
But I love it.

Yeah.
Oh, yeah.

Yeah.
I'm glad we've established that.

Yay.
It's like a weight off my chest.

Yeah, same.

I actually feel better
that me and Zac are just mates,

but I'm actually here to find love,

so it's a bit disappointing
that it didn't work out.

But I'll be OK.

But you know what?
I wanna stay friends.

Yeah, absolutely.
I want to...

But, like...
I want us to be the...

the leaking point of information
between the girls and boys.

Ooh. Oh, Zac. That's so smart.

Right?
Right.

I feel like we're the best to do it.
Oh, my God, we are!

Oh, my God! Let's do it.
Let's just, like...

OK, all right,
well, if we're the leaking point...

So...
SHE LAUGHS

Keep it quiet. Keep it quiet.

At the moment, um...

Tia... Tia likes Trent,
but she really likes Nate.

Like, a lot.

This is crazy.

Do you think this...I have been
trying to warn him all day.

I was besides myself to hear that.

I couldn't believe
what I was hearing

because the whole day, I've been
trying to spell that out to Trent,

and then he's like,
"Oh, water off a duck's back."

I think he needs to be more careful.

I need to pull him
for a conversation

and tell him this right now.

How'd you go?

Things are getting crazy, bro.

Really?
Yeah.

I'm just saying this
as a brother to another.Yeah.

Don't be so solid in what's going on
with your operation.

Really?
Yeah.

Really?

There's been some...

some words said in the girls' camp.

About Tia and I?

Bro, like, Nate is hot property
for all the girls right now.

All of them. Like, all of them
are hot for him.Tia included?

Tia included.

Not saying that she's not...
she doesn't like you.Yeah.

No, I appreciate it.
But she's, like, not sure.

Fuck.

I only have tunnel vision for Tia,

so to hear that she might
not feel the same,

uh, def...
yeah, definitely scares me.

Do you think you'd wanna
explore things with Nate?

I don't know. Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

Cos Nate told me
that if he had a chance,

he would choose you.

Really?
Mm.

How would you feel?
How did Trent feel?

About what?
Like, about Nate being keen?

I don't know if Trent knows.
I think Zac's telling him now.

I am worried that, obviously,
Trent has heard this now,

and... and it wasn't from me,

but I hope that he understands.

Like, this is like an open book,
like, everyone gets a chance.

It doesn't matter
if we are coupled up,

like, at the end of the day,
we're only sharing a bed.

You know what I mean?

Mm.

..to make her more certain.

Tonight.

You can't leave it any longer.

I need to do something big

that's gonna put Nate
on his back foot again,

get the ball back in my court,

and I think that
the only way to do that

might be by leaning a big one
on her lips tonight.

So that's the plan from here.

Shall we go and top up?

'Alpha male Trent wastes no time.

'He makes his move and goes straight
to practising kissing on Zac.'

I'm her. Ready? Here we go.

Yeah, but we're holding hands.
OK, OK. Go.

You sit, and then I'm gonna be her.

Oh, and then I'll bring...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And like this.
Yeah. And then just say,

"Listen, I might've left this
too long..."

And then...
TRENT LAUGHS

What should I actually say?
What's your one-liner?

Um, we need to come up with one.

"Your eyes look so beautiful
tonight."

"I've wanted to do this all day.

"You look beautiful."

Yeah.

And then I just go in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah?
Yeah.

THEY LAUGH

And then we celebrate.
Yeah.

Then you run to the...

Ah!

"I hate you, Nate!"

HE LAUGHS

This is amazing.

I'm living "bi-curiously"
through you.

You're an extension of me.
THEY LAUGH

'I think Zac would benefit

'from living "bi-curiously"
through an English teacher.'

ZAC AND TRENT GIGGLE

As someone who is
a master of kissing,

and I've had about three in my life,
I knew exactly what Trent needed.

Do you go in tongue first?
Just straightaway tongue?

Softly, slowly bring it forward
to the front of your mouth.

Yeah.
And then if she reciprocates, cool.

If not, then just keep it lips.
Let me smell your breath.

It's fresh.
Yes! Good start.

Yeah.
Sorry, I wanted the double.

So it was kind of a bit of
a Dumb & Dumber situation,

but it was perfect, because we were
just kind of amping each other up.

We need to talk to you
about some things

that are gonna take place
at the hands of us.

Listen, this is a big moment
for Trent and Tia.Yeah.

What's up, Trent?Trent....
I think it's best you say it.

I'm gonna plant one on Tia's lips.

Oh!

Is she ready?

I don't know.
What the hell?

She's ruined everything.
What?

Did you want me to be
really supportive?

No.
OK, yeah.

Would she be reciprocating?
OK, sit the fuck down.

Everybody sit down.
You sit down, too.

Would she accept a kiss?

I don't know. I don't know.

Would she?
I think she would.

She said to two different people
that she would.Yeah.

Oh, well then why are you
fucking asking me?

Hello! Stop the conversation!

Yes. Yes!

Shall we go?
Yeah. Please.

Feel like I'm getting bitten
by mozzies.

Me, too.
How are you going?

How are YOU going?

Good. How are you going?

With the boys, I'm like...
Yeah.

I'm hungry.

The wheels are in motion.

Now we stand guard
at the bottom of the stairs.

How'd you go today?

Feel like there's something
to unpack with you.

With me?
Yeah.

What was your chat with Zac before?

Nothing.

I feel like stop hiding,
you and your bro code!

I just... There's a bit going on.

What did you say to Trent?

Act natural.
What did you literally say to him?

I was like,
"It's now or never, my brother."

Yeah."You need to set a little fire
what you've got going on."

Yeah. OK.
And he was like, "Yeah!"

I'm nervous for him.

No, there's just...
I think there's a bit in motion

going on behind the scenes.

Why?

I don't know. You might be keen
on someone else, maybe.

Erm... Obviously, like,
Nate and I did have a chat today,

this afternoon, and erm... yeah.

And actually, it kicked off
really well, like...

Yeah, good.
It was actually a really good chat.

Like, it was... it was better
than what I expected.

It wasn't easy to hear.

It was like a little bit of a hiccup
in the... in the process.

Why do I feel like
the vibe's off now? Are you OK?

I don't think the vibe's off at all.
No?

Yeah, I did feel like in his eyes,
were, like, a bit hurt,

but, like, you know,
it's a good feeling.

cos I know he's a jealous type,

and, like, I kind of like
his sense of jealousy.

SHE TITTERS

But then I said to Sav,

I was like, "You know,
Trent's, like, my number one."

I feel like you are the one
that I wanna get to know more.

And, like, you are definitely
ticking all the boxes,

and it's just like...
That's where I belong, up there.

That's where I'm used to being.

THEY LAUGH
Stop!

It looks pretty from the top.

The view's better, trust me.

Erm... No, that's good, though.

Oh, fuck.

But yeah.

OK. Shall we go down there now?

Yeah.
Yeah? OK.

Wait.
What?

♪ No, we don't hurt
No, we don't hurt

♪ No, we don't hurt no more

♪ No, we don't hurt
No, we don't hurt

♪ No, we don't hurt... ♪

It was amazing.
It was good to get it done,

and I think that kind of cemented
where we're at.

That needed to...

It needed to happen,
it needed to happen now.

♪ No, we don't hurt now. ♪

First one done.
Oh, my God!

I feel like everyone saw that.

Whoa, wait.
What's happening up there as well?

That's the couple, Trent and Tia,
pretty strong.

Oh, my God. They are pretty strong,
aren't they?Yeah.

But it's, like,
the second day, so...

That is literally crazy.

Oh, you got the hand. Nice.

THEY LAUGH
Show it, Tia!

She said yes.

What are you, 80?

I'm rapt. The first proper kiss,
and with the hottest girl, too.

So it's definitely
made it more serious

and stamped a bit of authority
with where we're at

to the other Islanders as well.

That's the first official kiss
in the villa, you know.Really?

That's big news.
Has the eagle landed?

Yes.
ALL CHUCKLE

Literally, I feel like
I'm on school camp

and I'm talking to my teacher.

Like, "Yeah, we kissed."
But we're not in trouble.

They're just, like, hyping us up.

Whoa, that's wet.

It's all moist.
That is all moist.

Don't sit, it's all wet.
Huh?

I'm moist.Have you guys
just had your first kiss?

Yes!

Congratulations!
We did, we did.

Is it the first kiss of the season?

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah!
Good spot.

When's our next one?
No, I'm just joking.

No, you gotta take me
to the next one?Yeah, OK.

Now you guys have started kissing,
you're not gonna be able to stop,

like, literally.
I hope not.

She's all... It's all fucking weird.
Oh, my God, stop.

NATE:'I was definitely
surprised that...

'that Trent and Tia kissed.'

It does kind of confuse me
a little bit,

but like, it also makes me
think, like,

fuck, I don't even know if she
fully, fully knows what she wants.

I'm definitely gonna
take a step back from, you know,

pursuing or even
just getting to know Tia.

You dress, like, really cool.

You give, like, cool guy vibes.
I appreciate that.

I'll come sit with you.
Yeah, come sit with me.

Appreciate that, Lucinda.

Shall we leave them?
Yeah.

OK, let's go somewhere else.

I like the trousers.
Thanks, yeah.

It's like that camo,
sort of forest vibe.

What size feet are you?
These would be, like, 13, 14.

Shut the fuck up.
In US.

I don't know what that is
in UK... 12.

Yes, that's massive.
Euro 47.

That is, like, huge.

It's a decent size.

Are your hands big?

My hands be big.
You want to test them?

Well, I've got acrylics, so...

Oh, my fucking God.

I got, like, a bigger palm
and stuff.Yeah?

That don't mean nothing, though.
SHE CHUCKLES

NARRATOR: 'Poor guy.
Custom mittens cost a fortune.'

Is there anyone that
you've got, like, your eye on?

It's hard to say, like...
Just yet, yeah.

Yeah, it's hard to say.
Like, there was, like, people

that, like, I obviously, like,
had my eye on.

Yeah.But, one, she just had
her first kiss with a guy.

Yeah.
And I'm like... I know my place.

Oh, my God. Absolutely not.

But I'm down to get to know
someone new, that's for sure.Yeah.

What's your normal type?

If someone, like,
gives that good energy,

someone I can absolutely vibe with,

and is, like, positive person.

You are literally such good energy,
by the way. I'm like...

Your energy's, like, crazy.
Was I real?

Yeah.
I appreciate that.

You just tell that
you're such a nice person as well.

I appreciate that.

Lucinda's definitely my type,
like, she is stunning.

She ticks a lot of boxes.

And then, on the personality side
of things, like, for sure,

I like someone who's confident

and she can vibe off of my energy
when I'm talking to her.

Yeah, so, what's your type?

My normal type is just
tall, dark and handsome.

Oh, shit.

You, basically.
Damn. Wait, what?

You basically, yeah.

Damn. That's...
That's definitely good to know.

Yeah.And, like, yeah,
I'm upfront and honest and stuff,

so I'll let you know, like,
I am definitely attracted to you.

Are you?Yeah.
You got a fucking pretty-ass face.

You already know this, dude.
We're not messing about, are we?

I'm not messing around.

There's something about him.

He is so good-looking,

but I don't even think
it's like, his looks.

Obviously,
he's beautiful to look at,

but, like, I think his personality

and, like, the vibes and the energy,
like, we just connect.

Your eyes are crazy, must I say.
Are they?

Holy fuck, yeah.
They're green.

They're green? Yeah, they're nice.

I get lost, I don't even know
what you just said.

SHE LAUGHS
Dang, OK.

Where is everyone?
I don't wanna hold you away.

Should we go up, and like...

Yeah, should we?
I reckon.

♪ Get up now, dance if you want to

♪ Get up now, shake if you want to
Get up now... ♪

Yeah. What the fuck just hit me?

Oh, my God.
It's in your hair.

Get it out, Ollie.
That's in your hair.

Who are we missing? Sav?

Where is she?
Who was she last with?

I'm gonna take a picture.
Oh, my God, Ollie.

It keeps on moving.
Argh!

Oh, my God, I'm so fucking scared.
I'm not allowed to jump up there.

This is so fucked, dude, no.

♪ They know what to do
Queen and a G, you better make room

♪ They smelling Bengal in my perfume

♪ Yeah, it's my time
Yeah, I'm in bloom, bloom. ♪

You haven't even been to Australia.

Like, that, for me, is crazy.

I would've thought you had to have,
like, the passport or something.

No! So, do you have
an Australian passport?

I got passport, yeah.
My mum's Aussie.

No, I don't... I don't have any.

You just walked straight through
the front door.I'm just here.

I'm just a bombshell, baby, like...
Guys!

Yeah?
We're doing a thing.

What?You're gonna have
to come up and see.

NARRATOR: 'We're doing a thing!

'The villa game show
where boys ask girls questions

'about their sexy past,
and for some reason,

'the girls actually answer.

'And, Zac,
I want you to be Sophie Monk.'

Do you want me to be Sophie Monk?
'Yes, I do.'

I reckon you'd be so good at it.

LAUGHTER

That's perfect.
Yeah.

NASALLY:All righty, ladies,
welcome to Love Island.

LAUGHTER

Tia, if you'd like to start
walking to the cross, please.

All right, guys. So, this is Tia.

I hope you don't mind.

We're just gonna have
a quick chat about you.

LAUGHTER

Zac was so funny. He was
being Sophie, and it was spot on.

All right, boys.

So, hit her with some of your
dirtiest, spiciest questions.

When was the last time
you kissed a boy?

Er...

Maybe, like, half-an-hour ago.

ALL:Oh!

Oh, my God!

HE LAUGHS

Coming up next, the wonderful,
from Love Island UK,

Lucinda!
CHEERING

Welcome to Australia, Lucinda.
Thank you.

So, boys, what are you thinking
about the rocking bod on her?

LAUGHTER

Oh, my God, Zac was cracking me up.

Like, the banter on that boy
is hilarious.

If you were to kiss any boy
right now in the villa,

who would it be?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God.

Can I say two?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK.

Ollie and Nate.

Whoa!

I'm on the market, for sure.
So if she wants me,

she can take me.

No chance would I say no.
I'm saying yes, 100%.

Things are spicing up
in the villa once again!

Picking Ollie and Nate as top two,

that was pretty,
pretty straightforward.

However, after that whole situation,
I fancy Zac as well.

Oh, my God, humour is so sexy.

Oh!

Glad it's her and not us.

Right, so if you think of, like...

This is the most amount of maths
I've ever done in my life.

Think about my...
my fancying is 100%, right?

So, Zac's 15%.

OK, so now I've got 75% left.

No, I've got 80...
I've got 85% left.

Erm... And then, like...

I'm confusing myself here.

Oh, I don't even know.

Oh, fuck, I'll sit here.

Is that...
TEXT ALERT

Do you get a dumbbell in your room?
ALL GASP

Oh, my God, I've got a text!

Oh, my God!

Right, guys, can you hear me?

Yeah.
Come and stand here.

Cos this is a good text.

SHE READS

"The girl left single
will be vulnerable

"and potentially dumped
from the villa.

"♪GetGrafting.

"♪Don'tHateThePlayerHateTheGame."

♪ There ain't no
Stopping me now... ♪

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Shit's just got real!

The text made me feel
a little bit on edge.

She's going to literally be stealing
one of our mans in 24 hours.

So I... I think it's game on.

Fucking nuts.
Crazy.

♪ A storm is coming... ♪

Gotta get... We've gotta
get our shit together, don't we?

So, Lucinda has said
that Nate is in her top two,

so I am feeling a little bit
vulnerable at the moment.

I've got some big decisions
to make tomorrow as well.

♪ There ain't no
Stopping me now... ♪

Lucinda has taken a fancy to Ollie.

I do feel a bit, like, scared,

cos, like, obviously,
she could pick him.

♪ There ain't no
Stopping me now... ♪

'Like, that could send me home.'

I am in a very vulnerable position,
I think.

♪ There ain't no stopping me now. ♪

♪ I've been hanging onto you

♪ For so long

♪ I don't wanna be alone

♪ Without you

♪ I don't wanna... ♪

I feel like I'm slowly getting
an Australian accent!

ENGLISH ACCENT:
Fuckin' hell, no way, love.

SHE LAUGHS
Oh, my God!

Yeah, I literally can choose
whoever I want.

It's a big decision.

I am so interested
to see how tomorrow goes.

Are you getting burnt?

No. That's dark, don't you think?
Yeah, that is.

I think that's darker than you.
No, shut up.

But yours is like a beautiful,
like, olive.

That's fucked.
Did you even need a fake tan?

No, not really.

I'm ecstatic to hop into bed.

And I'm hoping to keep
the kisses coming and, um,

hopefully, a cuddle as well.

♪ I'll see you in my dreams

♪ All this time we waste. ♪

NARRATOR:
'Let's do a relationship review

'because this show is sexy chaos,
and it's hard to keep up.

'There's Nate and Nakia.

'Ollie and Kirra.

'Ben and Tyra.

'Officially friends,
Zac and Savannah.

'Trent and Tia.

'And single bombshell Lucinda.'

I woke up on my own this morning
in the Love Island villa.

Nostalgia, 100%.

I probably need to make my bed.

Yeah.
I can't really be bothered.

I've just realised I don't have
a man to do it for me.

I feel like everyone's really good
at making a bed,

and I'm just fucking shit.

There's a couple things
that I'm good at,

and making a bed
is just not one of them.

That's poor form.

I give up.

You're terrible.

We're the fucking boys, though.

Who are we?
The boys of the house.

What do we want?
Get huge.

And love.
And love.

Oh, yeah, that, too.

THEY LAUGH

I want girls and muscles.

This is great. The sun is coming.

Heat is in there.
It fucking didn't take long.

It is bloody hot.
It is going to be a scorcher.

It is.
It's gonna be a pearler.

What did you say?
A pearler?

Maybe a WA thing. I don't know.
I feel like you guys say

some really strange things.

It's hot, hey?
Yeah.

Oh, my God, was that weird?
We fully do.

Like, we don't say that.
We say, like, "Hey", like, "Hi".

TEXT ALERT

GASPS
Tomato.

I've got a text!

Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.

OK. Is everyone listening?
Yeah.

SHE READS

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, no pressure.

Yeah!

How exciting is this
that I get to choose three boys

on a speed date?!

I have got such a busy morning.

So, I choose....
Oh, my gosh.

OK. Nate...

Ollie and Zac.

It's destiny, Lucinda.

Don't run.

My theory is, on a speed date, like,

you have to keep it cool,
calm and collected.

Obviously, like, find out
a bit more, but don't go too deep.

Otherwise, they'll think
that you're literally, like,

whoa, like, slow down.

First up is Ollie.

BOYS:Whoo.

CHEERING

Get it, boy.

What's happening, sweetheart?

Hi.
How you doing?

It is so weird
how we can just watch it.

I'm really liking the bucket hat.
Are you?

Cheers. I like your outfit.
You're giving cool-guy vibes.

Oh, do you like the daisies?
I like the flowers, yeah. It's sexy.

Oh, my God.
What?

You've got a flower on your hat,
and I'm wearing...

We're matching already.
That's great.

Ollie is frothing.
100%.

And the fact
that he was picked first.

I definitely feel like
Lucinda and Ollie connect on...

some kind of level.

It's scary cos it does jeopardise,

or potentially jeopardise,
my position in the villa.

Yeah. So, how are you feeling
with everything?

Feel good. I'm glad you're here.
Are you?

Yeah. Finally, like,
someone that sort of gets me.

I'm not sure whether it's, like,
an English thing.

To be fair, though, when I came in,

like, I was definitely, like,
attracted to you.

What star sign are you?
I don't know much about star signs,

but I do know that, like,
I don't get along with certain ones.

Aquarius.
SHE GASPS

I literally knew you were gonna be
an Aquarius.

Why?

Oh, my God.

No.
Why?

Literally all of my exes
are Aquariuses.

I'm not even joking you.

I've got three ex-boyfriends,
and they're all Aquariuses.

Seriously? That's a sign.

It's so weird.
Like, I attract Aquariuses.

Aquarius is the wrong one.

Yeah, they're danger.

They're danger?

Like, they actually are.

I think we connected well.

Kirra should be packing her bags.
CHUCKLES

Packing her bags right now.

Thank you for my lovely date.
I'll, erm...

And I'll see you...

We live together,
so I'll probably see you soon!

I don't know what it is.

It's kind of like
siblings or dating...

with them.
Yeah, a little bit.

OK. The next person
that I wanna date is Nate.

CHEERING

Let's go.
Good luck, boy.

Walk with purpose, boy.

Why does Nate not model?
I know, look at him!

Oh. He's a literal daddy.

He really is! Daddy Nate.

SIGHS
I wish I was in love with him.

Aw!

Oh, my God.

When he was coming towards me,
I was, like, "Uh!"

How are you?
I'm good, thank you.

Thank you for choosing me
for a date.

He's just hot property, man.

I love the guy,
but he is so boring, bro.

Yeah, he's boring as.

You can't make a girl laugh,
it's done, you're done.

We've been having these bitches
in stitches.

HE LAUGHS

So, where do you think you stand
with, like, all the girls and stuff?

Yeah, so, like, right now, like,
I'm very much single on this,

uh, on this island.
Yeah.

There is one girl
I do have my eyes on right now.

Who's that?

I got my eyes on her right now.

LAUGHS
Come on.

I'm, like, "Who's that?
One of the girls up there?"

Yeah. I'll just pull a curve ball
right now on the date.

Just tell you
it's someone else up there.

She touched him.

And she's leaning in. Body language.

Oh, he's so funny.
Yeah.

Oh, this is the one.
This is the one.

What, erm, star sign are you?

Guess.

Feel like you're...
So you're not an Aquarius?

I am an Aquarius.

Fuck off.
Did you just guess that right now?

Or are you just saying that?

The fact that Nate and Ollie
are both Aquariuses as well...

..like, what the fuck?

For some weird reason,
I am just, like...

Attracted to Aquariuses.
..attracted to Aquariuses.

Obviously, it's what I go for.
Exactly.

But, like, you know,
each individual's a bit different.

I'd say I'm different from Ollie.

I'm very much
when I like one person,

like, I'm gonna give them
my absolute all.

Like, I make myself vulnerable
and shit.

Yeah.
And I expect the same back.

Oh, 100%.
All the time.

Oh, I feel like you could be
so romantic, you know.

Yeah. Nate was definitely bringing
his A game.

And he was literally laying
all of his cards on the table.

And I was here for it. I like that.
I actually respect the confidence.

That was good.
Thanks for coming on my date.

Thank you for having me.
And I'll see you around.

Cos we live together.
Yeah, for sure. Exactly.

Oh, my God, look, guys.
She is so keen on Nate.Yeah.

See you later!
See you.

CHEERING

She's very keen on Nate.

I think we're all about
to mount him, to be fair.

It's very touchy-feely.
Yeah, it is.

We need to get Nate a saddle.

So, my third date is Zac.

CHEERING

Let's go, boy. Take you over.

Zaccy boy.

GIRLS CHEER

You're looking good.

I mean, Zac's...

Zac was very dramatic
making his entrance.

Oh, look at the bodies on them.
Oh, they're so hot.

Bring it in, would you?
Hello.

How are you?
I'm good, thank you. How are you?

Good. Good.

Have some orange juice.

So, now that the boring shit's
outta the way, how you feeling?

You're not bothering
with the orange juice.

THEY LAUGH

So, Zac is a funny one.

I think he puts himself
on a bit of a pedestal.

Tell me a bit about yourself.

Obviously, I haven't really spoken
to you that much, so...

What do you wanna know?
OK.

Actually, tell me a bit about
yourself. Why should I date you?

OK. Erm... Why should you date me?

Cos I'm fucking fit and funny
and... nice.

So far, so good.
Yeah. What about you?

I'm fit and funny and nice.
THEY LAUGH

Perfect.
That's it.

I think he's played it kind of cool.
Yeah.

Like, just sort of been
taking the piss the whole time.

That's been Zac the whole time -
he's always been playing it cool.

Not revealing too much,
but I think she might be into it

that hasn't revealed too much.

She did say that she likes that,
like, keep her on her toes.

But what if he doesn't reveal
any more?

That's where he could fuck it up.

I think on paper, like,
you would be my type.

Do you think?

Yeah. If you're lucky.

Are you playing hard to get?
Yeah.

That is the vibe I'm getting
from you.

I feel like you're very good
with your words.

I feel like you're very quick.
The humour's, like, very...

I don't do well with compliments.
Do you not?

HE LAUGHS

Just sit there and smile.

Yeah. I just like hearing them,
though, so don't stop.

You haven't given me
any fucking compliments.

What do you think this is, man?

I just said you're my type.
Yeah.

That's the best compliment
you could get in this villa.

Yeah, that is true.

I think you and I are gonna end up
coupling up.

Yeah.
Bold statement!

I'm feeling pretty confident
about it.

Do you think?
Yeah.

SHE SQUEALS
Who knows?

I think you'd be a fool not to.

Let's be real.

It's so funny cos he's actually not
my stereotypical type.

Like, I literally never go
for blonds.

And, like, why is he actually
really attractive?

Amazing. Well, thank you so much
for coming on my date.

Saved the best till last.
You're welcome.

You're welcome.

THEY LAUGH

My head is, like, scrambled.

'I'm not even just saying that

'just to, like, keep my cards
close to my chest.

'Like, I am being deadly serious.
I literally fancy everyone.'

Like, I dunno what is wrong with me.

I'm gonna go to girls
and tell them all about it.

Yeah, for sure.
Go have a little chat.

We're both in a good position there.
Youse were vibing.

I spent the whole time
talking about myself.

Yeah! Boss move.
Yeah. Yeah. No.

If she chooses me, she's my type,
so I'm coupling up with her, 100%.

And I'll stick with her
the whole way.

I feel quite confident

that Lucinda's gonna couple up
with me tonight.

It's looking quite positive for me.

♪ Come as you are... ♪

Whoo!

Right, who's battling?
Oh, shit.

Who's on my shoulders?
Hop on.

All right.

You're going down, Barbie.

Reow!

Oh, shit.

It is happening.
Three, two, one... rumble!

Oh, my God, Nakia.

Oh, my God,
the girls are getting feisty.

SHOUTING
AND LAUGHTER

CHEERING

Where's your head at?
Like, is it...?

Like, how are you feeling?

I'm, I'm, I'm...

How was your chat with, um,
the new bombshell?

Yeah, I think it went well.
Yeah?

Like, I think it went well.
Like, I'm one that, you know,

I've sort of said what's on my mind,

and I've let her know
where my head's at.

Like, I'm down to get to know her
and stuff and...Yeah.

Whatever's meant to be,
is meant to be.Yeah.

I feel like that. And obviously,
people will be making

their own decisions, for sure.

I feel like everyone's
still testing the waters. 100%.

Do you feel like you're still
testing the waters?Yeah. 100%.

Like, it's still early days.
Still testing the waters?

Would you believe if I said, like,
everyone's pretty convinced

that you guys are, like,
locked down?

See, yeah, that's the thing.
I feel like...

not all my eggs are in one basket.

Mm-hm.
If that makes sense?OK.

Nate and I had, like, a awesome chat
yesterday afternoon,

and we both walked away blushing
and sort of, like, you know,

we had that chemistry
with one another.

I heard you did say the conversation
went well yesterday.

It went so well. I just feel that...
Which it did go well.

Like, I walked away, like,
feeling, like, so fucking happy.

And that's just what, like,
confuses me a bit.

Like, how she just sort of went
from that to...

push further with Trent.

I was just, like, I kind of turned
off from the whole thing of, like,

felt like we had that conversation,
then boom.

Nate's just, like, kind of
just another guy in the house.

That's what it felt like.

I'm not 100% anyone.
Like, I just feel like Trent and I,

like we're kissing, we're hugging,
we're cuddling,

but there's no emotional connection
there yet.

There's no feelings there.

I honestly think
that I'm still open.

Truthfully, like, I'm still open.

It's very easy for her
to tell me one thing

and then just do something
completely different.

So, until I start seeing
some action,

nah, like, I'm not,
I'm not opening it up.

♪ Do you wanna look back
Say I should've, could've, would've?

♪ I don't think so

♪ Why don't we live in the now
I'll show you how... ♪

Oh, my gosh!

Whoo!
Tonight's the night.

Right, OK.

Cheers to my first full night,
first bombshell.

I've got a really hard decision
to make tonight,

but whatever happens, happens,
and let's just have a good night!

CHEERING

LAUGHTER

♪ I'll show you how
Live in the now. ♪

Big, big decision tonight.

Um, my head is absolutely scrambled.
I...

am, like, headstrong with one guy,
then I chat with another,

then I'm headstrong on him,
then I chat with another,

and I'm, like, headstrong on him.

Are there any girls in here that
you don't wanna step on their toes,

or, like, do you just, like,
not give a fuck?

I don't care.
Yeah.

I don't know them well enough.
I'm such a girl's girl, obviously,

but, like, I don't actually
know them well enough.

Yeah.
You know?

God, I literally have no idea
who I'm gonna choose.

It's hard because, like,

although I've got along
with all the boys,

I feel like no-one in particular
has, like, proper stuck it on me.

Not that that's
a good thing or not, but like...

What, you wanna
be swept off your feet?

Yeah.
Like, "You're my girl."

Yeah.
You do, yeah?

I love that, though.
Do you?Yeah.

Like, someone just claiming you?
Yeah.

Like, you know that I fancy you.
Mm.

I think you're gorgeous.
You know what I mean?

And I would like
to get to know you more.

Of course I want Lucinda to pick me.
I mean, she's sexy, she's smoking.

Big, thick thighs,
you know, I like that.

Something to get hold of,

something to bite,
you know what I mean?

How did your date with Lucinda
go today?

Like, what did you guys talk about?

I just went in there,
and I just basically was asking her

what she's about, and, like,
what does she like to do.

And she's like,
"Oh, I like to travel,

"and I like to tan,
and I like to do this."

And it's, like, we just like
doing the same shit, you know?

Travel, tan. That's what...
Travel.

Travel. Tan.
Travel. Tan.

You've ticked both my boxes, babe.
Literally, I love basic white girls.

Yeah, you are
a bit of a basic white girl.

I am a basic white girl, for sure.
You're literally a basic white girl.

There's a possibility
we won't be sharing a bed tonight.

Even if me and Zac are just friends,
and Lucinda picks him,

then, like, I'm gonna be
the only single one in the villa.

Being single in
the Love Island villa is not good.

You could be dumped any second,

and I'm not ready to be dumped.
I'm too pretty for that.

You look incredible tonight.
Thank you.

If I didn't say that before.
I may have said that before.

Thank you. So do you.
Yeah, thank you, thank you.

Nah, you stand out.

But I've got such, like,
a hard decision to make tonight.

Hey, don't you stress about it.

Let's hear it. Ramble to me.

OK, so...

My opinion is changing quite often
and quite frequently.OK, yeah.

And then obviously, like,
we get along really well, don't we?

We do. Absolutely. You asking me?

Yeah, the only thing with you
is that if,

I don't know whether
Tia's your number one,

and I'm just sort of, like, here.
OK, yeah.

I've told everyone right now
that you are, you are my number one.

I've told everyone, like, I have
my door completely open for you,

and, like, the door
is not even open for Tia.

That is actually just something
I'm not even thinking about.Yeah.

I've just been feeling like
he's fancied Tia,

and I've felt like
I was just second-best,

and no girl wants to feel
second-best!

My head is, like, ticking away.

Obviously, I feel like
you're playing it very, like...

hard to get.

I don't know whether that's just the
way that you play it with a girl,

or whether, like...

Do you not think I'm keen?

Mm...

No.
SHE GIGGLES

I don't think you're, like,
that keen.

I don't see you, like, looking
at me. Do you know what I mean?

Do you see all the boys
looking at you, though?Yeah.

Yeah, pathetic.
THEY LAUGH

You have got
four other guys in the villa,

and two of them are, like,
hounding at your door,

and I'm just...
Why is that a bad thing?

No, but it's, like, I just don't
see the need to do that.

TEXT ALERT

Oh, my God, I've got a text!

KIRRA GASPS
Shut up!

Someone's got a text, thank God.

All Islanders
to the fire pit immediately.

It's difficult!

What am I gonna do?

You have so much power tonight.

Yeah, I do feel like I have
a lot of power right now.

♪ Take a trip to the dark place
You know that's deep below... ♪

I think I'm chilling either way.
I'm not.

It's definitely not an ideal spot
for anyone to be in,

when the bombshell likes your man.

It's really out of my control,
I don't have the power here.

Oh, I just got goose bumps.
Ah! Shit's getting real!

♪ Welcome to the bad side... ♪

Lucinda doesn't even know how she
feels about it still, to be honest.

She doesn't know
whether she's gone left or right.

She's got no idea
who she's choosing,

and I feel like that literally
puts everyone on edge.

♪ Got a taste
And started to crave, ah

♪ Where your happiness dies... ♪

NARRATOR:
'I'm using my serious voice

'because bombshell Lucinda
is about to steal a boy.

'Her decision
will tear one couple apart,

'leaving one girl single
and at risk of being dump...ed.

'Fire pit close-up? Thank you.

'Now, bring on the Monk. Please?'

♪ For your love

♪ I can't control
This feeling taking over me

♪ Losing myself in you... ♪

Hey!

♪ And I never knew
That love could be this way

Hello, guys.

Hello.
Hey, Soph.

How was your first two nights
in the villa?

So good.
Good. Loving it.

Yeah? You've had fun?

Yeah.
Yeah.

First fire pit.
Yeah.Yeah.

How's everyone feeling?

So nervous.
Confused.

Lucinda, lovely to meet you.
Hi.

Welcome to
the Australian Love Island.I know.

Do you reckon we're better
than the Brits?

Better boys.
Good answer.

Yeah, 100%.

Well, Islanders...

As you know,
Love Island is in its spicy era,

and things are definitely
about to get spicy.

♪ This is a nightmare... ♪

Lucinda.
Mm.

Please come and face
your fellow Islanders.

NATE AND NAKIA
CHUCKLE

SOFTLY:Are you nervous?

SOFTLY:Cool, calm and collected.

Lucinda.
Yeah?

It's time for you to choose a boy
to couple up with.

As there are no single boys
in the villa,

you will have to steal
someone's partner.

How you feeling?

I'm quite nervous.
Yeah.

But I know who I'm gonna choose.
Oh, OK.

Has it been
a hard decision for you?

Oh, my God, it has been
such a hard decision.Yep.

I didn't actually know who I was
going to choose up until about...

15 minutes ago.
Really?

Yeah, I was actually gonna
make my decision standing here.

However, I feel like
I've made my decision...

OK.
..slightly before.Yep.

And I'm just gonna go with it.

♪ Can't catch your breath

♪ Hold your breath... ♪

OK, Lucinda, the time has come.

Which boy would you like
to couple up with and why?

I would like to couple up
with this boy because...

..we get on really well.

We've had some great chats.
I like his style.

The vibe is there, and I'm excited
to see where it goes.

♪ Move like a shadow... ♪

So, the boy I would like
to couple up with tonight is...

♪ Follow into the unknown... ♪

..Nate.

Ooh, what do I do?
Nate!

What do I do?
How do you feel about that?

I'm feeling good. We, we've been
vibing, like, really hard,

and, um, I'm looking forward
to see where it goes.Yeah.

And she only made her mind up
15 minutes ago.

I feel like that's good.

Uh, I think she's made a good
decision, and I'm happy with it.

Ollie, how do you feel
about that decision?

Yeah, I mean, obviously,
I wanted to get to know her.

I was hoping it was me,
but it's one of those, innit?

Yeah, it is one of those.
Yeah.

And, Zac, how you feeling?
Did you wanna get chosen?

Nah.
THEY LAUGH

You got good game.

LAUGHTER CONTINUES

Well, Lucinda and Nate,

you are now officially a couple.

Lucinda, you can go
and take a seat next to Nate.

♪ Can you feel... ♪

Nakia, please come and join me,
darling.

♪ Air this thick... ♪

Looking beautiful.
Thank you.

You're good. Did well.

Nakia.

Unfortunately,
Lucinda has stolen your man,

and you are now single.

As you know, being single
in the Love Island villa

is never a good thing.

And tonight is no exception.

♪ We're on the edge...♪

You must now leave...

..and head to...

..the waiting room.

What? What's the waiting room?
What's the waiting room?

It's a room where you wait.

Oh.
THEY LAUGH

Pretty straightforward.

Nakia.

You will remain in the waiting room,

separated from
your fellow Islanders,

out of the game.

Please head there now.

♪ Oh, let the bridges burn... ♪

What does that mean?

♪ So the past can fade away
All the ones we've hurt... ♪

What the actual fuck?

♪ It's unforgiveable
The mistakes that have been made

♪ We are standing
At the point of no return... ♪

Well, Islanders,
it's been an eventful night.

And it's not over yet.

Oh, no.
HE CHUCKLES

Please welcome...

THEY GASP
Oh, my God.

..Reid.
What?Oh, my God.

Oh, my God! Hello.

How are you?

Welcome!
How are you doing?

I know him.
How are you?

Good. How you going?

Lovely to meet you.
Good, thank you. Lovely to meet you.

Kirra, how are you?
Hello!

How are you?

Yeah, good.
Fancy seeing you here.

Wait, what?
Do you guys know each other?

Yes.
Er, yeah, briefly.Yeah.

How?
Erm...

Initially, I think I matched
with Kirra on Tinder, I reckon.

And nothing went any further?

No, no, nothing else.
No.

Well, everyone else, this is Reid.

Yeah, howdy. How are you?
Reid, this is everyone else.

Hey, Reid.
Hi.

Welcome to the Love Island villa.
Thanks for having me.

You've joined us
at an interesting time,

and things are about to get
even more interesting.

Oh, what is happening?
No, no, I can't cope.

Boys, you're gonna come with me
for a bro chat by the pool.

Girls, I'll leave you to get to know
Reid a little bit better.

Come on, boys, let's go.

How you going, mate? How are you?
Hey.

Good. Reid, nice to meet you.
I am speechless.

Hi, Reid, nice to meet you.

Hello, hello. Hey, nice to meet you.
Hi, nice to meet you.

I'm Lucinda.
Hi Lucinda.

Kirra cut in.
Her face, though.

She was over the moon, like, "Yes!"

Let's get to know you first, Reid.
OK.

Um, 26, originally from Perth.
Oh, cool.

Um, now living in Gold Coast, so...
Oh, nice.

That's awesome.Yeah.
What made you move to the Goldie?

I initially moved there
with my, uh, now ex-partner.

OK.And then, yeah,
now I'm my own there.

How long ago was the break-up?

Uh, I'd say about six months ago.

OK.
Yeah.

So, you're in your... You've done
your healing and everything?

The healing era, were you gonna say?
No, you're not in that any more.

You're finding love, right?
Yeah.

You're in your lovable era.
Yeah, yeah.

I'm pretty, um...
Yeah, I've put that past me.

Yeah.
Yeah.Cool.

SOPHIE: How do you feel about Reid?
He's a long glass of water.

He's very tall.
Yeah, he is a tall boy.

Depends, though. Is the glass
half-full or half-empty?

LAUGHTER
OK. I like your attitude, Zac.

But I think he's currently
tuning all your chicks, by the way.

Brad Pitt could be tuning them.
I'm not worried.

LAUGHTER

How about yourselves?
Tell me about yourselves.

I'm Tia. I am 24.

I'm coupled up with Trent, and...

I feel like Trent and I
have kicked it off super-fast.

Like, we're actually bonding
really, really well.

I feel like,
because it's working out so well,

it's just sort of, like,
we haven't got the chance

to gotten to know anyone else
in the villa yet.Yeah.

So, my eggs are not
all in one basket.

Like, I'm still trying to get
to know other people.

Of course, yeah.

Trent, are you nervous?

I'm definitely a little bit nervous,
but, um...

Yeah, I think I'm, um...
I've got him covered.

Yes?
Yes, mate.

What is it about him
you think you've got covered?

Um, not the height.

LAUGHTER

I just think
looks department, maybe.

OK.He not as funny as you, Trent.
Yeah, he's not, is he?

Not as funny.

I can hear Tia laughing quite a lot,
though.

Ah...
Dunno about that.

I dunno.Yeah.
Maybe he is funny.

Let's just see who Tia
hops into bed with tonight.

LAUGHTER

I'm Savanah.

I'm 26,
just graduated with a law degree.

Shit. Clever.

Sometimes. Not all the time.
Smart little thing.

And how about yourself?
Yeah, I'm Tyra. I'm 23.

I'm from the Sunny Coast.
I'm coupled up with Ben.

He's the tall, stylish one.
But obviously, it's day three.

Um, not closed off at all.
Yeah.

Um, yeah, super-open.

And I'm Lucinda. I'm 23.

Second rodeo of Love Island.

So, Love Island UK?
Yeah.Nice.

How'd that go for you?

Well, I wouldn't be sat here
if it went well!

No, of course.

And then, Kirra.
I'm Kirra.

26, from Perth.
TIA:How crazy, you guys.

I know.

Do you guys chat?

Not really.
Not really.

Barely.Yeah.
You did hit up my sister.

GASPS

So, that was fun.
Yeah, I have. Yeah.

So, have you slept with her sister?

No, isn't it DMs?

Have you guys kissed?
He's been in her D...

Yeah.Oh!
Oh, OK!

What?
He has slept with your sister.

You've fucked my sister?

Uh, yes.

That's news to me.
OK.

I appreciate your honesty.

Oh, my God!
I'm like, literally, like...!

Once.
Well... OK.OK.

I mean, you can make it
a family thing.Yeah?

Oh, my God.
That was so wrong, Lucinda.

Fuck, that's a lot to take in.
Yeah, it's a lot.Yeah.

SOPHIE: OK, boys.

I think that's long enough.

Should we head back down?
Yeah.Oh, yeah.

I'm going to get my girl back.
Let's go meet our boy.

LAUGHTER

What's his name again?
Reid.

Reid. Reid.

♪ To the stars

♪ Nothing's got a hold on

♪ Nothing's got a hold on me... ♪

Reid, come and join me, please.

♪ Nothing's got a hold on

♪ Nothing's got a hold on me. ♪

So, you like the girls, Reid?
Yes, for sure.Yeah?

Have a good chat?
Yes. Yep.

Open, honest chats as well.
Yeah?

Well, that's good news.
It's great news.

Because...

you are going to choose a girl
to couple up with...

Oh, fuck.
..right now.

♪ Can you feel
All the eyes looking at you?

♪ Hmm
Don't know what to do... ♪

So, Reid...
Yes...just before you entered,

Lucinda over here
coupled up with Nate.

So, unfortunately,
she's off the table.Right.

And so's he.
LAUGHTER

Come on, now.

You can, however,
choose to couple up with...

Tia...

Kirra...

Tyra...

or Savanah.

The choice is all yours.

So, Reid,

having been in the villa
for all of 30 seconds...Yeah.

..who would you like
to couple up with, and why?

I would like to couple up
with this girl,

obviously, just first of all,
off looks.

I would love to get to know her
a little bit better,

especially in these early stages,

and I might as well take the chance
while I can.

So, the girl I would like
to couple up with is...

..Tia.

Tia.
Ooh.

What's going through your head?

I don't know.

Oh, what's going through my head?
I feel...

Yeah, like, obviously I'm excited.
Like, yeah, I'm happy.

Yeah.
You don't have to lie.

LAUGHTER

Trent...

how are you feeling?

Um, I think I was expecting it.

I've got the best-looking girl
in the villa, I think, so...

Ooh.
I know.Ooh!

Yeah, exactly!

They're all gorgeous, but, um...

In your eyes?
In my eyes.Yeah.

In my professional opinion.
Yes.

Your professional opinion.

Yeah, I think I always knew

I was gonna have a bit of heat,
and, yeah...

Good luck to Reid,
because I'll be back.

LAUGHTER

Fighting words.
Reid, anything you wanna say back?

Bang, bang.
Yeah.

Well, Reid and Tia...

you are now officially a couple.
OK.

Reid, you can take a seat.
Trent, come on down.

CHUCKLING

This is crazy.

Hello.
Hello.

Thanks for picking me.
That's OK.

Ah, Trent!
HE LAUGHS

What a night, huh?
I know.

It appears you are suddenly single.

Yes.

How's that make you feel? You OK?

Yeah. I just...

Hmm.

LAUGHTER

I don't know what to say, really.
It's been a big couple of nights.

Yeah.
Yeah.

And no hard feelings for Reid,
obviously.

No, he's a good-looking fella.
Not as good-looking as me, but...

LAUGHTER

Well, Trent, I do have news.
Yes.

Unfortunately, you are single...

..and you must now leave us...

..and head to the waiting room.

Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.

Hey, Trent.

Before you go...Yeah?
..I hid something for you.

Fuck!
BOYS:Whoa!

A little consolation present
for you and Nakia to enjoy.

Thank you.

Maybe you can make the best
out of bad scenario, hey?

Can I come?
LAUGHS

Off you go.

Enjoy the waiting room.
HE CHUCKLES

UNDER BREATH:Fuck!

Islanders...

I did warn you
things would get spicy.

Mm-hm.
Two new bombs,

two new couples,

two Islanders left in limbo.

I think that's enough fun
for one night, don't you?

Mm-hm.
Keep 'em coming.

OK, guys, I'll see you very soon.

Stay spicy, Islanders.

Have a good night. See you, guys.

What is going on, you guys?

Like, two Islanders
have been, like, abducted

and they're in some waiting room.

Zac, what the fuck just happened?

Oh, I don't even wanna
think about it.

This is so funny, though.

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