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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,895 YOUNG, GIFTED, & CRUDE 2 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:24,681 Shut up, or I will kill you! Do you understand? 3 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:28,423 Shut up or I will physically kill you! 4 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,821 It's test time, mutants. 5 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:36,726 By order of the National Skills Utilisation Attitude Testing Facility. 6 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:38,832 This sucks! 7 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,242 Let's copy each other. 8 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:51,514 "Scott, Mary, Hafez and Wai Lin are deciding how to share two offices 9 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,351 at the American Civil Liberties Union. 10 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,823 Hafez is a non-smoker 11 00:00:56,857 --> 00:01:01,693 and Mary needs a window because she is allergic to recycled office air. 12 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:05,056 Scott can't be near Wai Lin, who eats meat... 13 00:01:05,332 --> 00:01:06,399 We're done. 14 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:12,828 Of course you are boys, of course you are. 15 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:23,411 This is cool. This is cool. Cool. 16 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:26,652 Cool. 17 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,720 Hey Butt-Head! Butt-Head, Butt-Head! 18 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,315 - What, what? - Come here, quick! 19 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:33,620 This is cool. 20 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,626 Butt-Head, come here, quick! 21 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,559 - What? - Cool. 22 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,866 Check this out Butt-Head, this is cool. 23 00:01:46,073 --> 00:01:49,065 - Is there a naked chick? - No, but check it out, this is cool. 24 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:52,735 - It is? - Yeah, yeah. Oh wait, check it out. 25 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:54,537 Beavis... 26 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:56,950 what are you talkin' about? 27 00:01:58,151 --> 00:01:59,571 Well, check it out, see, see? 28 00:01:59,595 --> 00:02:02,453 This guy has, like, one of those dog things on his neck. That's cool. 29 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,487 Then check this out, check this out... 30 00:02:04,487 --> 00:02:07,494 this guy's about to stab this guy, see, he got a spear. He's chasin' him... 31 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:10,691 Yeah yeah, Get him! Get him! Get him! Yes! YES! 32 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:11,960 Damn it, Beavis! 33 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,228 This is so cool! 34 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:17,734 You got me out of the bathroom to see a dog collar? 35 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:20,204 It's pretty cool, huh? 36 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:26,543 What's wrong with you, Beavis? 37 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:30,908 I don't know. 38 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:44,161 Cool! This rules! It rules! 39 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:53,313 Hey Butt-Head, now check this out, see, check it out, this guy's chasin' him... 40 00:02:53,337 --> 00:02:54,696 Stab him! Stab him! 41 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:56,538 Damn it, Beavis! 42 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:59,053 You're not supposed to get me out of the bathroom 43 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,220 unless it's like, a naked chick or something. 44 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:06,580 But even like, if this video really does suck, I bet you forgot to wipe. 45 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:08,577 Shut up, Beavis. 46 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:34,645 Beavis and Butt-Head's test scores 47 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:37,640 are in the nation's top percentile! 48 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:41,445 They're going to the gifted class! 49 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:46,053 We're gifted. 50 00:03:56,737 --> 00:04:00,765 Welcome, I'm Tanya. It's exciting to have you. 51 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:05,875 You're here because you're special. We don't believe in structure here. 52 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:08,982 The only rules are respect the feelings of others 53 00:04:09,015 --> 00:04:12,280 and remember, we are all creative beings. 54 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:13,684 Any questions? 55 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,911 Can I go whiz? 56 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,922 I got to drain my lizard. 57 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:22,526 Your language is so raw and vital. 58 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:25,222 Perhaps you'd like to join up the poetry group? 59 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:31,164 Beautiful, delicate flower, fluffy petals of loviness. 60 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:35,505 How tragic is your sacrifice on the altar of man's greed. 61 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,807 Wasn't that beautiful? 62 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:41,405 No. 63 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:51,224 These young people are writing a story 64 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,659 based on their game "Swords & Sorcery". 65 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,457 Tell Beavis and Butt-Head about your character, Helena. 66 00:04:57,164 --> 00:04:58,996 I'm an elven cleric named Glendle, 67 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,927 I have two runed stones and a druid ring I found in an Orc stronghold, 68 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:04,971 I have twelve hit points and a charmed long staff and a cloak of invisibility... 69 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:05,995 Hey Beavis... 70 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,105 I got a "charmed long staff". 71 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,887 Martin, tell them about your project. 72 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,552 I doubt they'd understand, Tanya. 73 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:29,995 But if they must know, I've created a program based on an "Dr. Who" episode. 74 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:34,661 By stimulating the cortex in the posturial perisylvian sector of my brain 75 00:05:34,662 --> 00:05:37,959 I will increase my intelligence by 20%. 76 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,038 Fascinating. 77 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:57,720 The capital of France is Jupiter. 1 plus 1 is 37. 78 00:05:58,325 --> 00:06:02,319 Carry on, my wayward soooon! 79 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,659 Now he's gifted. 80 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,400 That was cool. 81 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:15,773 So, now you seein' what these gifted young people are doing. 82 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:18,210 What special project would you like to do? 83 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,172 Make lots of money. 84 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:25,816 Wonderful! Run a business! 85 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,318 What did you have in mind? 86 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:32,684 Give me ten bucks and I'll tell you. 87 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:46,596 - Scummy people. - Yeah. Scummy people are cool. 88 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:50,039 Slimy people. 89 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:53,104 Slimy people rule! 90 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,466 Did you hear that, Beavis? 91 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,264 - What, what, what? - He said "devil's johnson!". 92 00:07:21,645 --> 00:07:22,645 No way Butt-Head, 93 00:07:22,645 --> 00:07:25,577 - they don't let 'em say that stuff on TV. - Well, he just said it. 94 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:30,075 No way, Butt-Head, he must've said "Don Johnson". 95 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,667 She's smoking on the devil's johnson... 96 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:50,898 He said it again! 97 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:55,201 I heard it. He keeps saying it again. 98 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,204 He said it again! He keeps saying it again! And again! 99 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:12,291 Maybe he's saying "Magic Johnson". 100 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,553 I got a magic johnson. 101 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:20,162 Beavis' magic johnson... 102 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:23,759 - it disappears into his hand! - Shut up, Butt-Head! 103 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:40,215 We were so lonely, my dears, without you! 104 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,382 Please don't run from us again! 105 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:53,361 We're going to suspend humiliating these cruds 106 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,300 to welcome a new student. 107 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:57,601 Idiots, meet Martin. 108 00:08:57,837 --> 00:09:00,898 He's just come down from the gifted class. 109 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,568 How does that make all of you feel? 110 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,961 What's all that crap on the newspaper? 111 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:31,671 I think that's like, words and stuff. 112 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:42,509 Check it out, Beavis, it's one of those Lavatory Retrievers. 113 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,787 Hey Butt-Head. How come, like, when you go to the dentist 114 00:09:49,788 --> 00:09:52,448 sometimes they call the bathroom the laboratory? 115 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:55,727 I don't know. 116 00:09:56,830 --> 00:10:00,289 Maybe it's 'cause, like, that's where the dentist goes when he inspects your nads. 117 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,499 Your dentist inspects your nads? 118 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:06,799 Yeah, yeah. Doesn't yours? 119 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:11,006 No. That's what the doctor does, Beavis. 120 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,114 My dentist always looks at my nads. 121 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,713 I have full coverage. 9239

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