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PLATE
FRISBEE
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Imagine for a moment
your own finger luxuriating
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beneath the weight of 99 carats
of the purest cubic zirconia.
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Yeah.
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I want to order one
of those pubic zircroniums.
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Guys, I invited you over to watch
the Olympics. I'm changing it back.
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No way, dude. You can watch
the Olympics any time.
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Don't mind me, boys, I just brought
you some nice warm cookies to eat
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while you're watching television.
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Cool.
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Now, l know l can trust Stewart's friends,
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but just be extra careful
with that China plate.
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It's 17th century antique.
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Um, mom!
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Guys, don't! I'll let you
watch home shopping.
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Come on! Please?
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Whoa! This is that chick
with those big hooter!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Working 9 to 5
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- it's my way to a make living!
- Shut up, Beavis!
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I know I've got some stiff competition...
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"Stiff competition?"
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She's talking about us.
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Hey Beavis, this just goes to show you
that some things never go out of style.
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- You mean, like, country music?
- No, dumbass, I mean big hooters!
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Oh yeah.
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This one's called
Martin Scorsese.
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- "Martin Scores Easy?"
- It's hard for me to score.
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Hey, this is that dude
who lost his penis!
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Yeah. He did that song about
how he had a "touchable penis"!
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He makes the best films,
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If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab
his neck and just shake him.
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Yeah!
Shake him!
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This guy is pretty cool.
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Then I'd twist his
nose all the way around
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- and the rip off one of his ears.
- Like a baseball! Yeah.
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- Like a like a like... a frisbee.
- Yeah, yeah! Like a frisbee!
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And grab his head and
suck out one of his eyes...
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Chew it!
Spit it!
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- And say thank you, thank you...
- This guy needs to settle down...
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I mean, really.
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This must be what happens
when you lose your penis.
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I always try to keep my johnson
in my pants so I won't lose it!
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- You're pretty stupid, Beavis!
- Yeah, yeah.
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Catch it, dude.
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- Hey, that thing flies pretty good.
- Yeah.
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Better than Anderson's
garbage can lids.
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Check it out, behind the back.
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Careful, you guys! That
plate's, like, kind of valuable.
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Gall darn it, who keeps messing
with my garbage can lids?
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These things ain't frisbees, you know?
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What the hell was
that? Damn it!
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Must have been one of them
low-flying buzzard hawks or something.
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- What's that? A dog?
- Yeah.
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You called it, dude.
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Yeah. l bet he could
fetch stuff for us.
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Like bones and, like, money and stuff....
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Hey, maybe he's, like,
one of those Frisbee dogs.
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- That catches frisbees.
- Cool!
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Get it, boy!
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Whoa!
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That dog is cool!
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Nice doggy. Nice doggy.
Cool doggy.
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That's a pretty cool plate.
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Whoa!
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I wish I had a
shirt like that.
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Yeah. That would be cool if we,
like, had other shirts and stuff.
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Yeah.
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It's like, you could wear one shirt on
one day and then, like, the next day...
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you wear, like, a
different shirt.
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- That would rule!
- Yeah, yeah.
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Whoa!
That's cool.
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It's like, this video was pretty cool,
and then they show a naked chick in a tub!
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Yeah. Maybe she'll get up
and dry herself off.
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Yeah. That would be cool.
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She doesn't want to get out of the tub
'cause she has morning wood.
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Beavis!
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I hope you were joking.
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Yeah. That was pretty funny.
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These guys, like, rule and stuff.
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Yeah, yeah. It's like,
it's like, it rules and stuff.
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Don't bogart the
plate, Butt-Head.
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Ok.
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What the...?
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UFO!
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Looks like I'm going to crash.
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Yep.
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Whoa! I can't believe
the plate didn't break!
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You guys are
really lucky.
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Hey, isn't there, like, a word for it
when something happens...
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You know, like, when
you don't expect it?
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You mean "ironic"?
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No way, peckerbutt,
it's like an English word.
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- "Cool"?
- Yeah! That's it! It was cool!
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Yeah.
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Hey Butt-Head, check out the chick!
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Yeah.
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Shut up, Butt-Head.
This is cool.
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No way, assmunch.
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Whoa! Look at her butt!
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Yes! Yes! Take it out!
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Go for it!
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Please!
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What I wouldn't
do to her!
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Yeah. You wouldn't do anything.
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Yeah, I would.
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Check this out.
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- You touched him... wussy.
- Shut up, dillhole.
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Is this, like, one of those
commercials for Alvin Klein?
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Yeah. A new fragrance
from Alvin Klein ... "Butt".
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Yeah. Butt, for men.
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