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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,301 --> 00:00:03,193 THE CRUSH 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:08,797 And it now appears that the explosion not only killed everyone inside the building... 3 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:11,908 Toxic debris from the blast may have settled in the reservoir 4 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:14,409 poisoning the entire county's water supply. 5 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,648 No, that's not it. Change it. 6 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:18,751 And the authorities said 7 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:22,814 there simply hasn't been a bridge disaster like this in all of human history. 8 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:25,024 As many as two dozen vehicles 9 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,541 were sent plunging into the icy depths. 10 00:00:27,542 --> 00:00:30,330 And we've just received word that the list may include a busload 11 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:31,969 - That isn't it. - of missionaries... 12 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:33,984 And we can now confirm 13 00:00:33,985 --> 00:00:36,636 that the roof collapse here at the MegaDome has trapped 14 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:39,538 all fifty thousand sport fans within. 15 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,672 These are simply folk like you and me 16 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:45,634 who bargained for nothing more than an afternoon of tractor pull excitement. 17 00:00:45,635 --> 00:00:47,064 - That's it. That's it. - How many of those 18 00:00:47,065 --> 00:00:48,781 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - innocent fans survived, 19 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:51,752 if any, may not be known for hours or even days. 20 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,084 But the carnage, the tragedy, the heartbreak, 21 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:57,056 the misery, the sorrow, the waste, 22 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:00,687 the human suffering are incomprehensible... 23 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:05,992 It's hammer time. 24 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:08,991 You can't touch this. 25 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:11,495 Can't touch this. 26 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:14,098 Touch this! 27 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:19,907 I can't touch this. 28 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:21,946 I can't watch this. 29 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,313 This is stupid. 30 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:30,922 And it sucks, too. 31 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,430 Look at these special effects. 32 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,665 These special effects suck. 33 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,337 You have to spit when you talk, Beavis? 34 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:50,172 I always try to hock a loogie when I talk. 35 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,246 You just spit in my eye, assmunch. 36 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:03,315 - Is this Pat Nebatar? - Yeah. 37 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:07,524 She's that chick that had sexual intercourse with Dan Henley. 38 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:10,994 Goodbye to you. 39 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,629 Goodbye to glue! 40 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,527 Goodbye to poo! 41 00:02:16,451 --> 00:02:18,051 Goodbye to poo! 42 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:30,513 "Call now for live one-on-one conversations". 43 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:35,019 "Share your intimate thoughts!" 44 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:38,123 "$ 1.95 per minute". 45 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,152 "Must be 18 or older". 46 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:47,932 Hey Beavis, if we had a dollar and 95 47 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:50,460 we could call and share our intimate thoughts. 48 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,269 We could tell her that she sucks. 49 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:03,008 This chick's name is... 50 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:04,616 T'Pau. 51 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:10,479 Yeah. That's Spanish for "this sucks". 52 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:17,188 He's dressed up like that dude on the dollar. 53 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:26,996 You got what I need 54 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:30,503 but you say he's just a friend 55 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:36,449 - I'm pretty cool. - Oh, baby! You... 56 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:39,311 got what I need... 57 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:42,945 Amadeus Markie. 58 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,115 What? 59 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:48,351 Hey Beavis... 60 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:52,763 I'm gonna get me one of those gold chains to put around my neck. 61 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:56,434 - Me too. - I would look pretty cool huh? 62 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,716 These nachos are good. 63 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,489 Nachos rule. 64 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:24,026 Hey Butt-Head... check it out. 65 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,497 Cool. 66 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:38,644 Where's the preschoolers at 67 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:41,407 who parked their sucky little trikes in my space? 68 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:47,821 lf my arm wasn't so sore from my new tattoo, 69 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:50,549 l'd smear both your asses all over the parking lot. 70 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:52,825 Cool. 71 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,128 Give me your cherry Fruity Whips and those nachos 72 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,959 and l might not shove these handlebars up your butt. 73 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:00,791 Okay. 74 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:09,166 Todd's cool! 75 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:11,802 l think he likes us. 76 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,970 Yeah. Let's go hang with him. 77 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,794 Hi, excuse me. 78 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:30,358 We're playing over on the courts there 79 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:33,492 and the music is kind of getting in the way of our concentration. 80 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:37,502 - Any chance of getting it turned down? - No. 81 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:41,404 Yeah, l was just wondering, because l really dont see why you can't 82 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:44,508 enjoy your rock music at a slightly lower volume. 83 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:55,120 All right, thanks a bunch. Have a real nice day, okay? 84 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,924 Why didn't Todd kick that guy's ass? 85 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:02,855 He's gonna kick his ass later when his girlfriend's watching. 86 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,830 Hey, it's those punks from Qwik-Mart. 87 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,406 Kindergarten get out early today, girls? 88 00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:16,205 That's pretty funny. 89 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:22,411 What do you fuzz-nuts want? 90 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:26,574 We came down, 'cause... 91 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,480 We want to hang with you. 92 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,519 Can we join your gang? 93 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,763 Sure you can join, man... 94 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:43,594 But you gotta take the entrance exam first. Are you ready? 95 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:49,005 Hey Slade, let's help them cram for the exam. 96 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,240 No way. 97 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,116 You guys ready for the exam? 98 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:01,886 l guess so. 99 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:05,181 You guys don't seem too excited. You pumped? 100 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:10,092 All right, then. lt's exam time. 101 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,199 That's cool! 102 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,847 This chick has a good attitude. 103 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,856 That guy has bigger boobs than she does. 104 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:16,057 - Maybe we should touch them. - It's a dude, Beavis! 105 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:17,756 Oh yeah. 106 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:19,360 I forgot. 107 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:21,895 He does have big boobs, though. 108 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:35,213 Those are some dudes holding their rods. 109 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,716 That's pretty cool. 110 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,982 She should put her address on the screen 111 00:08:48,982 --> 00:08:51,063 so we know where to go, so we can touch her. 112 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,596 Why would you need a "dress"? 113 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:58,293 - You're some kind of... transformer? - No, Beavis. Not a dress. An address! 114 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,475 You're stupid, Beavis. 115 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:31,070 Well girls, me and Slade's been talking 116 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:34,673 and we just dont think you're quite ready to join the gang, man. 117 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:38,777 l really wanted to take you, but Slade said no, man. Sorry. 118 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,778 But if you guys want to try again 119 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:46,184 come back to the park next week. And bring some gas money next time. 120 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,825 l knew he liked us. 121 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,198 Todd's cool. 122 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,618 She wants something... 123 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,350 Is that Dianne Reeves? 124 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,654 Yeah! 125 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:34,265 Depeche Mode is French for "We are wussies". 126 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:35,401 Yeah. 127 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:39,265 I feel you... 128 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,266 Don't feel me, dude. 129 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,536 You can see parts of her thingies. 130 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:02,926 This is the morning of our love! 131 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,091 - Yes! - Yes! 132 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,298 Yes! Yes! 133 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,527 No! No! Show the chick! 134 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,199 - Yes! - Yes! 135 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,636 No! No! No, this sucks! 136 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,005 He's looking at you, Beavis. 137 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,108 He wants you. 138 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,249 No way! 139 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,919 Tattoos are pretty cool. 140 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,321 For a wussy. 9990

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