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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:05,001 BALL BREAKERS 2 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:11,406 Rod has a two stroke lead. 3 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:12,936 A what? 4 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,210 All he has to do is put it in the hole 5 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,710 to become the master champ. 6 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:22,811 He said "master". 7 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:27,123 Let's hex him! 8 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,556 - Miss! - Yeah! Miss! Miss! 9 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:35,967 - Miss! Miss! - Miss! Miss! 10 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,470 I don't believe it! 11 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,651 Check it out, it's that fat dude who's always 12 00:00:56,652 --> 00:00:58,857 on the cover with those cool newspapers. 13 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:02,894 Molly says: "Burt really doesn't have a wiener". 14 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:06,596 - Those newspapers are cool. - Yeah. 15 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:17,808 Hey Beavis... 16 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:21,077 I heard that, like, Robert Plant isn't really dead. 17 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:25,210 No way, Butt-Head, this guy like, like got old, fat, 18 00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:26,874 and like, died on the toilet. 19 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:29,820 That's pretty cool. 20 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:33,325 - That's the way I wanna go. - Yeah. 21 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,955 That's like, that's like how I always go. 22 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:39,126 Except, you know, when I'm outside and stuff. 23 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:40,930 What are you talking about, Beavis? 24 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:45,161 I forgot. 25 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:03,319 This is cool. 26 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,985 Yeah. The sideburns. are cool too. 27 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,230 - That jumpsuit is pretty cool. - Yeah. 28 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,990 I'ma grow some sideburns like that. 29 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:17,298 You couldn't grow sideburns like that! 30 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:20,906 - You are to much of a wuss! - Shut up Butt-Head! 31 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,407 I can kick your ass! 32 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:32,446 Hurry up, Butt-Head, I wanna turn. 33 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,448 Bowling is cool. 34 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:42,358 Okay, your turn. 35 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:45,531 But close your eyes, it's better. 36 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:08,855 Yessir, me and my lucky ball here 37 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:12,086 gonna walk away with the crown this year. 38 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:16,920 In fact, I feel so good, I'm gonna grab myself a tall cold one. 39 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:21,932 Dude, I thought you gonna add another hole to that ball. 40 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:24,932 Did you break it? 41 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:27,534 I don't think so. 42 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:30,201 I meant the bowling ball! 43 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:37,005 That would be cool. I heard they got plutonium in the thinner. 44 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:40,617 Are you stupid, Beavis? That's golf balls. 45 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,389 Hey, I heard psychos make bowling balls. 46 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,858 And they hide their victims body parts in 'em 47 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:01,464 Pretty heavy bag for only having one ball. 48 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,377 Who in the hell grab my ball? 49 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:14,912 Heads are gonna roll if I don't get my lucky ball back right now! 50 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:20,689 One... 51 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:23,128 Two... Three... 52 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:32,965 This bowling ball isn't human, it doesn't feel pain! 53 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:34,735 It can't be reasoned with! 54 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:40,009 Hey, Butt-Head... I got these killer M-8s from Mexico. 55 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:42,606 Cool. 56 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,661 Dude you should start wearing a cup. 57 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:03,293 Get up, you wuss. 58 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:06,700 Let's stuff the ball with firecrackers and drop it from the roof. 59 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:08,403 We're there, dude. 60 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,074 I hope there is a human head inside. 61 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,481 Or maybe a human butt. 62 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:22,483 And what about all those people on the sidewalk? 63 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:26,122 Don't worry, dude. They'll move. 64 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:34,791 - It didn't even blow! - That sucks! Lets check it out. 65 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:40,105 Hey Butt-Head, the fuse is still lit. 66 00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:53,745 - That was cool. - See? 67 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:56,416 I told you it has plutonium. 68 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:01,154 Hey, Beavis, check out the cool shrapnel. 69 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:11,260 Skateboards are cool. 70 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,534 Like, I was skateboarding down a hill once... 71 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:18,943 and I like, hit this rock, and it stopped my skateboard, only I kept going, 72 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:22,643 and I landed on my stomach, and I kept, like, sliding, like, for a hundred feet, 73 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:26,516 - and I scraped up my entire body... - What are you talking about, Beavis? 74 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,379 - You've never skateboarded in your life. - Oh yeah. 75 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:32,983 Sorry about that. 76 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:39,365 But, but like, anyways, so like, when I stood up, I had all this blood all over me, 77 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,672 and like, these kids were watching, and like, 78 00:06:41,673 --> 00:06:43,897 that's when I knew skateboarding was cool. 79 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,436 - You liar. - Yeah. 80 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,535 - Lying is cool. - Yeah. 81 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:19,667 You know, like... 82 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:24,500 this band sucks. But it's like, they suck, like, in new ways, you know. 83 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:29,015 Like, they suck in ways we haven't, like, seen stuff suck before. 84 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,672 So it's, like, pretty cool. 85 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:34,653 Yeah. It's like, a lot of bands suck... 86 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:38,181 but then like, these guys, like, suck, like, in their own way. 87 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:41,950 So it's like, it's like, pretty cool because, like, stuff sucks, but it's like, 88 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,191 it sucks, like, in a different way. 89 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:45,726 Yeah. 90 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:50,697 For like, what I was trying to say, is like, they suck. 91 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:16,757 A bomb rocked the national legislator bowling headquarters today. 92 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:19,833 Local authorities found a piece of blue plastic shrpanel 93 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:23,025 monogrammed with the initials "T.A.", and what they 94 00:08:23,026 --> 00:08:26,135 suspect was the vinyl case the bomb was carried in. 95 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:29,540 We now cut live to the house of the alleged terrorist bomber 96 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:34,070 who had to be physically removed from a local bowling alley earlier in the day. 97 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,945 I'm standing in the house of Mr. Tom Anderson. 98 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:40,881 The man local authorities have labelled "The bowling-bomber". 99 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,956 I see a couple of Tom Anderson's neighbours right now... 100 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:46,118 Perhaps we can get a few words from them. 101 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:50,392 So tell me, what kind of a man is Tom Anderson? 102 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,890 He has a real short fuse. 103 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:58,234 Yeah. They should give him the chair. 104 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:00,370 The chair. 105 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:03,366 Well, there you have it... 106 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:08,045 But we're left to ponder what would drive him to do such an irrational thing. 107 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,579 What could be inside his head? 108 00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:26,460 Hey Butt-Head, isn't this chick on House Of Style? 109 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,096 Oh yeah! 110 00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:36,167 He thinks, like, because he looks like a chick 111 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,504 that he has to throw punches at the camera. 112 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,611 He's right. 113 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:02,601 Dillweed! 114 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:17,207 Yeah... hit it! Hit it! Hit it! 115 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:22,415 They told him to break stuff so he wouldn't look like such a wuss. 116 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,225 It really doesn't work tho. 117 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:34,927 That sucks! 118 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:37,632 Really! 9081

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