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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,802 EATING CONTEST 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,738 This was no accidental disembowelment. 3 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:11,502 This man was murdered. 4 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:17,014 Say, does this house have a refrigerator? 5 00:00:17,830 --> 00:00:22,754 Come on down to the black forest Oktoberfest house. The wurst & weenies. 6 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:26,021 For our annual best of the wurst charity brought wurst eating contest. 7 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:28,494 Be the guy or gal who consumes the most bratwurst 8 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:32,090 and walk off for the keys to this 1988 mostly Chevy Cavalier. 9 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:35,124 Best of all the proceeds go to save the frogs foundation. 10 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:38,762 Whoa! We can win a car! 11 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,674 Yeah. Just for eating. 12 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:44,372 We're there, dude. 13 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:13,939 - Boner is pretty cool sometimes. - Yeah. 14 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:15,905 That's because he has a cool name. 15 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:21,415 I bet when he was little, his mom used to say... 16 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:24,312 - "Boner, come to dinner!" - Yeah, yeah. 17 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:27,749 She'd say: "Boner! Boner!" 18 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,648 Time for dinner! 19 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:31,756 We're having beanies and weenies! 20 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:35,125 And tacos, and nachos! And extra cheese!" 21 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:41,597 Then in the morning, she'd like turn to Boner's dad, and say... 22 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,923 - "Is Boner up yet?" - Yeah, yeah. 23 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:48,571 "Boner! Boner! Get up, Boner!" 24 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:54,771 And then, like, when his dad went to P.T.A. meetings... 25 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:58,975 the teachers would say: "Your son sure does sing well". 26 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,785 And he'd say: "That's my Boner". 27 00:02:02,427 --> 00:02:03,609 Yeah. 28 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:05,522 Boner! 29 00:02:08,201 --> 00:02:09,341 Yeah. 30 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,492 That's a cool name. 31 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,529 You know who has a really stupid name though? 32 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:19,237 - The Edge. - Yeah, yeah. 33 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:21,297 "The Edge". 34 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:24,302 - What is that? - That's stupid. 35 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:53,965 This is it, dude. 36 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:07,378 Welcome to the BlackForest Oktoberfest. Wurst & weenies. 37 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:08,886 Can I help you? 38 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:14,592 - We're here for the contest. - Yeah. We want to eat bratwurst. 39 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:16,323 Yeah. 40 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:18,787 And then we want that car. 41 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:23,330 Well, you're a little late, step on up to the table. 42 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:28,737 Look. 43 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,302 Sausage eaters. 44 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,206 They're gonna lose. 45 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:41,414 Okay boys, you can get to it. 46 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:44,425 Hey, I'm not sitting next to those guys. 47 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,320 Yeah. Where's the bratwurst? 48 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:53,530 What do you think this is, Don Johnson's breakfast links? 49 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:01,364 Hey mom, dad, look! It's Beavis and Butt-Head. 50 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,877 I didn't know you guys were in bratwurst eating contest. 51 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,413 What are you doing here? 52 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:12,916 - Oh, we come every year. - Go fellas, go! 53 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:17,114 Beavis and Butt-Head in the contest? Wait until I tell to kids in school! 54 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:19,788 I'll kick your ass. 55 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,290 Yeah. 56 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,934 I'd never think I find such sorry 57 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:32,633 bratwursty eatin' in one of my restaurants! 58 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:34,633 You men aren't trying! 59 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,009 Kind of a lame bunch this year, Mr. Waltham. 60 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,707 Can you do better, yankee? 61 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:45,211 This isn't eating bratwurst! 62 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:51,222 This is eating bratwurst. 63 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:53,056 Cool! 64 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,423 Anyway, I just coming to collect the entry fees. 65 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:01,924 And then I'll do it in front of my other 463 Blackforest 66 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,562 Oktoberfest o' wurst & weenies franchises. 67 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:06,706 I love this land! 68 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,870 - Entry fees? - Yeah. 69 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:12,473 No. 70 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:23,180 Might as well start with you youngsters, eh? 71 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:24,197 Coff off the thing, Ja? 72 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:34,398 Alice in Chains rules! 73 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:38,194 This isn't Alice in Chains, dumbass! 74 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:41,631 These are this dudes that, like, sound like Alice in Chains. 75 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:43,939 Oh yeah. 76 00:05:56,156 --> 00:06:00,684 That would be cool if, like, every single band sounded just like Alice in Chains. 77 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:05,195 Yeah, yeah. Then everything would be, like, cool all the time. 78 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:07,362 Yeah. 79 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:12,069 We could roam the Earth among all that which is cool. 80 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:25,578 Hey Butt-Head, what's that big yellow thing? 81 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,710 That's the moon, fartknocker. 82 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,188 The moon is cool! 83 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:46,830 - These guys kick butt. - Yeah, yeah 84 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:48,599 They're cool. 85 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,010 Alice in Chains rules. 86 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:56,204 Shut up, Beavis. This isn't Alice in Chains, dillweed! 87 00:06:56,228 --> 00:06:57,326 Oh yeah. 88 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:37,385 All right, you boys are doing a fine job working off those entry fees. 89 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:40,752 Now, make sure the frogs are fed and watered 90 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:44,094 and wipe down the ones whose bumps look irritated. 91 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:48,231 And then you can take a five minute break before tad pool warming. 92 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,500 Do you think frogs really like this stuff? 93 00:07:57,744 --> 00:08:00,338 They look like reconstituted feces. 94 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,847 I think they might wanna try this. 95 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:09,780 Here froggy. 96 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:12,558 Got a nice big juicy one. 97 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,793 Eat! Swallow! Swallow! 98 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:19,664 - Swallow! Swallow! - That was cool. 99 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:34,713 This dude used to be the lead singer for Van Halen. 100 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,986 - They got that video, "Right Now." - Yeah. 101 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,522 That's that video with all those 102 00:08:40,581 --> 00:08:43,887 - words on the screen. - Yeah, like, right now... 103 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:46,620 - David wishes he had his old job back. - Yeah. 104 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:50,625 Like, right now, David is planning to kill Sammy Hagar. 105 00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:54,657 Right now, David is trying to convince some chick 106 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,782 that he used to be the lead singer for Van Halen. 107 00:08:56,806 --> 00:08:57,980 Yeah, yeah. 108 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,472 Fire! Fire! Fire 109 00:09:06,193 --> 00:09:07,258 Yeah. 110 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:11,875 Hey, where's Tito? 111 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:21,352 This dude dances like John Cougar Mallomar. 112 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:25,069 - But he doesn't suck as much. - Yeah. 113 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:29,527 - John Cougar Melon Balls really suck! - Yeah. 114 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,395 John Cougar Military Camp. 115 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,980 The one cool thing about this dude 116 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:53,687 is that he always has chicks with big thingies in his videos. 117 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,386 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 8672

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