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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,625 SCIENTIFIC STUFF 2 00:00:10,980 --> 00:00:14,620 And that was the first time a teacher was shot into space. 3 00:00:15,368 --> 00:00:16,620 Cool. 4 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:21,117 That was the most offensive science report I've ever heard. 5 00:00:21,140 --> 00:00:23,156 How could you do such a thing? 6 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:25,020 Beavis helped me. 7 00:00:25,773 --> 00:00:26,990 Yeah. 8 00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:34,056 Well, you boys will just have to do another science project. 9 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,540 - But we are out of the firecrackers. - And this time I want 10 00:00:36,564 --> 00:00:38,299 you to work with Daria Morgendorffer. 11 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:41,556 Our straight A student who won a science award last year. 12 00:00:41,580 --> 00:00:43,060 But Mrs. Dickie. 13 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,240 Beavis and Butt-Head 14 00:00:44,264 --> 00:00:47,964 are complete imbeciles! - Yeah, she's right. 15 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:53,156 No Daria, I'm sure this will be a learning experience for all concerned. 16 00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:56,060 Oh no! We have to work with Diarrhea. 17 00:00:59,924 --> 00:01:01,652 That chick is really hung. 18 00:01:03,191 --> 00:01:05,480 That wasn't funny, dumbass. 19 00:01:06,914 --> 00:01:09,805 How come they didn't want that dude back in Duran Duran? 20 00:01:11,550 --> 00:01:13,055 'Cause he sucks. 21 00:01:14,579 --> 00:01:16,878 This guy think he's, like, smart. 22 00:01:18,213 --> 00:01:23,298 - Yeah, college music sucks. - Yeah. 23 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,754 I think it's only cool if you, like, go to college. 24 00:01:33,199 --> 00:01:39,767 - This video is, like, complicated. - Yeah, it's stupid. 25 00:01:45,821 --> 00:01:50,031 Whoa! Cult rules! 26 00:01:50,755 --> 00:01:54,255 Yeah, these guys kick ass. 27 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:02,262 That would be cool if you could, like, watch this video over and over again. 28 00:02:02,286 --> 00:02:07,335 Yeah, you could do that if you have one of those... those... CPRs. 29 00:02:08,246 --> 00:02:11,618 Yeah, those things are cool. 30 00:02:19,078 --> 00:02:20,693 Tattoos are cool. 31 00:02:21,573 --> 00:02:25,011 Yeah. I wish I was born with a tattoo. 32 00:02:25,388 --> 00:02:26,996 That would be cool. 33 00:02:27,570 --> 00:02:29,880 No,dumbass, you aren't born with them. 34 00:02:29,904 --> 00:02:32,059 You get them when you join the Navy. 35 00:02:32,373 --> 00:02:35,439 Yeah, I'm gonna get one. That would be cool. 36 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:40,713 Yeah, you can have "I'm a wuss" tattooed across your butt. 37 00:02:42,669 --> 00:02:45,666 Shut up, Butt-Head! I'll kick your ass! 38 00:02:55,121 --> 00:03:00,918 - He's gonna poo on someone. - Yeah, that would be cool. 39 00:03:06,248 --> 00:03:07,963 He's gonna poo. 40 00:03:24,422 --> 00:03:25,702 It's her. 41 00:03:27,012 --> 00:03:28,472 Hey Butt-Head. 42 00:03:28,822 --> 00:03:31,502 Hey Diarr... I mean Daria. 43 00:03:32,182 --> 00:03:34,838 You guys think of any new science projects? 44 00:03:34,862 --> 00:03:38,942 Yeah, if pour salt you on a snail a lot of scientific stuff happens. 45 00:03:40,102 --> 00:03:42,102 We could burn some ants. 46 00:03:43,422 --> 00:03:46,662 We can have Butt-Head sit on a big glass jar and fart. 47 00:03:47,862 --> 00:03:49,958 What's scientific about that? 48 00:03:49,982 --> 00:03:52,062 Nothing 'till you light it. 49 00:03:52,502 --> 00:03:55,478 Where does a person learn a skill like that? 50 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:58,278 Everything I know, I learned from my dad. 51 00:03:58,302 --> 00:03:59,702 Yeah, me too. 52 00:04:00,062 --> 00:04:02,902 Really? You both have the same dad? 53 00:04:04,502 --> 00:04:07,702 We are not sure. It's possible. 54 00:04:10,382 --> 00:04:13,862 I think I have an idea for our science report. 55 00:04:23,942 --> 00:04:27,318 By changing the shape of my mouth, I create different vibrators. 56 00:04:27,342 --> 00:04:28,918 Vibrations! 57 00:04:28,942 --> 00:04:30,382 Vibrations. 58 00:04:30,702 --> 00:04:32,758 That can be used to play a song. 59 00:04:32,782 --> 00:04:35,142 My uncle taught me this trick, only he used a bat. 60 00:04:35,782 --> 00:04:37,022 Thank you. 61 00:04:38,302 --> 00:04:40,422 Here is something my dad taught me. 62 00:04:40,942 --> 00:04:45,038 If you, like, take three deep breaths and then you blow on your thumb, 63 00:04:45,062 --> 00:04:47,142 sometimes you pass out. 64 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,238 And so, we raise an age-old question. 65 00:04:51,262 --> 00:04:54,518 Idiocy: genetic or environmental? 66 00:04:54,542 --> 00:04:58,142 I think our examples of Beavis and Butt-Head indicate that both 67 00:04:58,162 --> 00:05:00,562 are contributing factors. 68 00:05:01,142 --> 00:05:03,002 I rest my case. 69 00:05:05,690 --> 00:05:09,308 Yes! These guys are cool. 70 00:05:53,961 --> 00:05:57,567 Oh, man! This part sucks. 71 00:05:57,591 --> 00:06:01,191 Yeah, this song was cool 'till they started getting all wimpy. 72 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,412 For such a big muscular dude he shares things like a wuss. 73 00:06:10,423 --> 00:06:11,667 Yeah. 74 00:06:13,078 --> 00:06:14,903 Rock! Rock, dude! 75 00:06:16,421 --> 00:06:20,017 Yes! It's about time they stopped being wimpy. 76 00:06:25,781 --> 00:06:27,057 Whoa. 77 00:06:28,307 --> 00:06:29,903 Come to Butt-Head. 78 00:06:42,153 --> 00:06:45,513 Hey Beavis, would you let her hock a loogie on you? 79 00:06:45,537 --> 00:06:47,871 Yeah, yeah. That would be cool. 80 00:06:56,508 --> 00:06:57,794 Cool! 81 00:07:03,482 --> 00:07:05,218 You guys were great. 82 00:07:05,242 --> 00:07:09,242 I don't know anyone else willing to make such fools of themselves. 83 00:07:14,538 --> 00:07:16,065 Hey Diarrhea. 84 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,682 - Yeah? - Do you, like, get periods? 85 00:07:20,082 --> 00:07:22,298 Butt-Head, why don't you try this experiment? 86 00:07:22,322 --> 00:07:26,602 Analyse the friction caused by digitally oscillating your wiener. 87 00:07:32,182 --> 00:07:33,773 That was cool. 88 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:46,389 - Is this, like, satanic music? - No way dude, it's not cool enough. 89 00:07:58,306 --> 00:08:01,979 If you play this backwards it says "This sucks". 90 00:08:02,813 --> 00:08:04,093 Yeah. 91 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:08,461 These guys are from, like, Austria or something. 92 00:08:08,751 --> 00:08:13,663 Yeah, like that crocodile dude, The Outback. 93 00:08:15,994 --> 00:08:17,488 You said "out back". 94 00:08:18,908 --> 00:08:22,518 Hey Butt-Head, check this out: "A dingo took our baby". 95 00:08:26,046 --> 00:08:27,605 You said dingo. 96 00:08:29,783 --> 00:08:32,359 What if a dingo bit off your dingle? 97 00:08:32,383 --> 00:08:34,289 That would be cool. 98 00:08:34,883 --> 00:08:36,100 No it wouldn't. 99 00:08:36,706 --> 00:08:38,155 That would suck. 100 00:08:38,963 --> 00:08:41,519 Hey Beavis, let's rock. 101 00:08:49,678 --> 00:08:51,713 I wish I had an eye in my hand. 102 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:54,343 That would be cool. 103 00:08:55,489 --> 00:08:59,939 Yeah, you could, like, reach around doors and look inside at people. 104 00:09:02,571 --> 00:09:04,218 You said "reach around". 105 00:09:07,676 --> 00:09:09,560 I love the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. 106 00:09:11,267 --> 00:09:14,299 Yeah. They're cool. 107 00:09:17,255 --> 00:09:18,859 Whoa! Did you see that? 108 00:09:18,867 --> 00:09:23,203 - His shirt said "Mr. Bunghole". - Yeah. 109 00:09:29,542 --> 00:09:30,746 "What is it?" 110 00:09:34,154 --> 00:09:35,378 "What is it?" 111 00:09:40,468 --> 00:09:41,877 Rain sucks. 112 00:09:47,597 --> 00:09:50,603 I wish this video had, like, some explosions. 113 00:09:51,665 --> 00:09:55,298 - That would be cool. - It does have some explosions. 114 00:09:56,761 --> 00:09:58,551 Fairies grant wishes. 115 00:10:01,323 --> 00:10:02,947 Shut up, ass wipe! 8447

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