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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,200 BALLOON 2 00:00:06,874 --> 00:00:09,528 - Hey Beavis. - What? 3 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:13,036 What does the president of the United States 4 00:00:13,038 --> 00:00:15,237 think about, when he goes to the bathroom? 5 00:00:16,227 --> 00:00:21,559 Does he, like, think about world problems? Like the infra sculpture? 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,136 Does he, like, have a phone and call up other presidents? 7 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,600 What's so funny? 8 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,776 What's so funny, dude? 9 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,500 The president of the United States pinching a loaf. 10 00:00:38,445 --> 00:00:41,203 Yeah, that was cool. 11 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,041 Hey Beavis, he's got your hair. 12 00:00:49,418 --> 00:00:51,622 Hey, the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. 13 00:00:58,870 --> 00:01:00,796 Tattoos are cool. 14 00:01:01,704 --> 00:01:04,510 Yeah. I'm gonna get one. 15 00:01:06,416 --> 00:01:08,988 You could have "I am a puss" tattooed on your butt. 16 00:01:09,923 --> 00:01:11,542 Shut up, Butt-Head! 17 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:21,181 Anthony Kiedis is cool. 18 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,786 - These guys get all the chicks. - Yeah. 19 00:01:42,982 --> 00:01:44,311 Flea is cool. 20 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:48,596 Hey, I can do that. 21 00:01:50,133 --> 00:01:51,420 That's cool. 22 00:01:58,007 --> 00:02:01,549 I saw pictures of these guys and they had socks on their penises. 23 00:02:03,314 --> 00:02:04,966 That would be cool. 24 00:02:10,874 --> 00:02:13,275 Hey, the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. 25 00:02:25,099 --> 00:02:27,478 This guy looks like a mass murderer. 26 00:02:27,965 --> 00:02:31,067 Yeah. He looks kinda like you. 27 00:02:34,264 --> 00:02:37,290 This guy is supposed to be better than the Beatles and Elvis. 28 00:02:37,945 --> 00:02:41,835 Yeah. He's not as cool as Metallica, though. 29 00:02:43,662 --> 00:02:45,409 Why does he keep looking up? 30 00:02:49,340 --> 00:02:53,043 - This dude sounds like he was neutered. - Yeah. 31 00:02:56,881 --> 00:02:59,281 This is satanic country music. 32 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:03,047 Yeah, I feel like killing myself. 33 00:03:06,003 --> 00:03:09,503 Even something as fun and innocent as helium balloons 34 00:03:09,503 --> 00:03:13,173 can cause a deadly threat to our deep sea friends. 35 00:03:13,728 --> 00:03:14,986 Think she is a diver? 36 00:03:15,703 --> 00:03:16,977 Ask your mom. 37 00:03:17,603 --> 00:03:18,880 Choad smoker. 38 00:03:19,203 --> 00:03:21,957 The wind blows these balloons out to sea, 39 00:03:22,003 --> 00:03:26,083 where cute little baby dolphins can swallow them and choke to death. 40 00:03:26,842 --> 00:03:28,107 Cool! 41 00:03:28,553 --> 00:03:32,103 It's so tragic, to see these innocent creatures 42 00:03:32,103 --> 00:03:34,403 murdered by a party favor. 43 00:03:35,136 --> 00:03:37,234 Happy birthday, Flipper. 44 00:03:49,003 --> 00:03:52,203 Here you are, boys. What's the occasion? 45 00:03:52,719 --> 00:03:55,598 - It's, uhh... It's like a gag. - Yeah. 46 00:04:00,349 --> 00:04:02,916 Hey Butt-Head, let's breathe some gas. 47 00:04:04,003 --> 00:04:05,503 Go for it, dude. 48 00:04:10,303 --> 00:04:11,803 I don't feel nothing. 49 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,772 - What's wrong with your voice, dude? - What's wrong with yours? 50 00:04:16,003 --> 00:04:20,598 - Oh, no! - We're neutered! 51 00:04:28,487 --> 00:04:30,642 - This is gonna be cool. - Yeah. 52 00:04:34,618 --> 00:04:39,466 And now, here's a routine made famous by the Harlem Globetrotters. 53 00:04:40,503 --> 00:04:42,103 Give me the slingshot. 54 00:04:44,505 --> 00:04:47,441 - Butt-Head! Butt-Head! - Whoa, cool. 55 00:04:47,603 --> 00:04:51,454 Help! Butt-Head, help! I'm stuck! This sucks! 56 00:04:51,866 --> 00:04:54,353 - This sucks, help! - Can I have your skateboard? 57 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,574 Shoot me down, ass wipe! This sucks! 58 00:05:00,103 --> 00:05:01,390 Sorry, dude. 59 00:05:06,856 --> 00:05:08,579 Thank you dolphins! 60 00:05:08,603 --> 00:05:14,279 Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's hammerhead time! 61 00:05:14,303 --> 00:05:17,712 That's right! Synchronized scavaging by 62 00:05:17,713 --> 00:05:21,566 our lovely intelligent hammerhead sharks. 63 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:28,273 Help Butt-Head! I can't swim! This sucks! 64 00:05:30,534 --> 00:05:32,299 Whoa, cool. 65 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:41,181 Attention! Attention! Someone has polluted the water! 66 00:05:41,403 --> 00:05:44,638 This could endanger the life of the young sharks... 67 00:05:44,676 --> 00:05:47,596 Evacuate the shark tank immediately. 68 00:05:47,887 --> 00:05:49,154 Yes! 69 00:05:58,561 --> 00:06:01,743 - This chick is hot. - Oh yeah? 70 00:06:03,127 --> 00:06:06,978 Would you make out with her? -Yeah, I'd be all over it. 71 00:06:08,282 --> 00:06:09,485 Really? 72 00:06:10,479 --> 00:06:13,577 - That's a guy, Beavis. - No way. 73 00:06:15,991 --> 00:06:18,137 You wanna make out with a dude. 74 00:06:26,025 --> 00:06:28,402 He's got a nice butt, huh, Beavis? 75 00:06:29,878 --> 00:06:31,477 Shut up, Butt-Head! 76 00:06:35,447 --> 00:06:40,382 - Ooh, he is sexy, huh, Beavis? - Shut up, Butt-Head! 77 00:06:50,896 --> 00:06:59,136 Boing, boing, boing, boing, bo-bo-boing, boing, boing, boing. 78 00:07:02,324 --> 00:07:03,676 That was cool. 79 00:07:08,350 --> 00:07:10,302 Those fish are swimming in the air. 80 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:39,171 Whoa! Those fish are peeing on him. 81 00:07:40,435 --> 00:07:42,437 - That's cool. - Yeah. 82 00:08:15,519 --> 00:08:17,564 I wish I had lips on my hand. 83 00:08:20,564 --> 00:08:22,498 - That would be cool. - Yeah. 84 00:08:26,742 --> 00:08:29,587 - Fish baseball. - Yeah. 85 00:08:33,071 --> 00:08:34,754 - Hey Beavis. - Yeah? 86 00:08:34,802 --> 00:08:37,198 Can I ask your a personal question? 87 00:08:37,702 --> 00:08:39,252 Go for it, dude. 88 00:08:39,702 --> 00:08:43,702 Did you pee in the pool 'cause you were smart or 'cause you were scared? 89 00:08:44,702 --> 00:08:47,244 No dude, 'cause it feels good. 90 00:08:47,802 --> 00:08:50,740 Yeah. That's why I always pee in the pool. 91 00:08:51,711 --> 00:08:52,949 Yeah. 92 00:09:05,735 --> 00:09:06,988 All right! 93 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:16,888 Angus Young is cool. 94 00:09:17,921 --> 00:09:20,646 Yeah, Malcolm is cool too. 95 00:09:26,263 --> 00:09:30,857 - That drummer is old. - Shut up, fartknocker, he's cool. 96 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:41,392 - Did Phil Rudd die? - No, peckerwood, that was Bon Scott. 97 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:45,008 Oh yeah. He was cool. 98 00:09:52,295 --> 00:09:55,264 - That guy is special. - Yeah. 99 00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:13,163 Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap. 100 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:16,913 - Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap. - Sing it, Beavis. 101 00:10:20,641 --> 00:10:22,628 Dirty deeds are cool. 102 00:10:25,534 --> 00:10:28,794 Hey Beavis, have you ever done a dirty deed? 103 00:10:28,818 --> 00:10:32,003 Yeah, I spanked my monkey one time. 104 00:10:33,879 --> 00:10:36,368 These guys always wear the same clothes. 105 00:10:37,890 --> 00:10:39,233 That's cool. 106 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,558 Hey, we always wear the same clothes. 107 00:10:45,697 --> 00:10:50,866 - I had this shirt on for six months. - I had this on for seven months. 108 00:11:09,455 --> 00:11:12,779 Hey look, she's running away from home and she's only thirty. 109 00:11:12,859 --> 00:11:14,525 Yeah, yeah. 110 00:11:28,303 --> 00:11:30,075 Girls, girls, girls, girls. 111 00:11:31,445 --> 00:11:32,679 Yeah. 112 00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:41,486 He touched her butt. 113 00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,567 She's a hooker. 114 00:11:49,303 --> 00:11:51,801 - His daughter is a hooker. - Yeah. 115 00:11:57,892 --> 00:12:00,642 - She's singing to the homeless. - Yeah. 116 00:12:01,876 --> 00:12:05,717 - Hey Beavis, what are the homeless? - I don't know. 117 00:12:09,844 --> 00:12:12,010 She's shaking her boobs. 118 00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:26,235 - Hey Beavis, this video tells a story. - Yeah, I'm pitching a tent. 119 00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:29,171 This story sucks. 120 00:12:30,013 --> 00:12:31,301 Change it. 121 00:12:33,663 --> 00:12:34,956 Check it out. 122 00:12:35,746 --> 00:12:37,987 It's that fat guy from that show. 123 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,766 Which one is Tito? 124 00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:54,297 That was cool. 125 00:13:02,568 --> 00:13:05,699 If he keeps touching himself he is gonna break his other hand. 126 00:13:11,888 --> 00:13:13,221 Which one is Tito? 127 00:13:20,486 --> 00:13:21,884 Indians are cool. 128 00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:25,238 - Yeah. - Which one's Tito? 129 00:13:26,454 --> 00:13:28,269 No, dude, it's Tonto. 130 00:13:33,348 --> 00:13:34,910 Whoa, she's hot. 131 00:13:45,342 --> 00:13:48,941 - Whoa, those are big babies. - Yeah. 132 00:13:52,942 --> 00:13:57,394 - I like fire. - Yeah, fire kicks ass. 133 00:13:58,726 --> 00:14:00,522 I like when they burn stuff. 134 00:14:10,619 --> 00:14:12,990 Check it out, it's that kid from that movie. 135 00:14:13,324 --> 00:14:17,262 - MacClokin Loclokin. - Micoly MacClothlin. 136 00:14:18,878 --> 00:14:22,390 - Call me Maclucklin. - Mike calls him "boy". 137 00:14:28,637 --> 00:14:32,623 - Is his butt the same color as his face? - Yeah. 138 00:14:37,131 --> 00:14:38,734 That's not real. 10024

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