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Daa! Daa! Daa!

Yes, yes. Ladies and Gentlemen.

Come on over!

Yay so many people, I'm so happy.

Today's merchandise is one you will not find anywhere else.

It's called the Picture Perfect Machine!

There's no trick behind this!

You just put what you want to eat into this machine...

Oh my goodness!

One, two, three!

Tada! Your Abekawa Mochi!

Wow! Amazing!

It's capable of many other foods, too.

Curry.

Sushi.

Ramen.

Anything you want!

It looks and smells just like the real thing!

I wonder how?

See? It looks so good.

Though it looks real, you can't eat it.

Ah, wait, sir and ma'am.

There is a special service for people who buy now! You'll get a second one free!

Customers!

We're home...

Gyu-neechan, we didn't sell anything again today...

Don't get depressed, Guwava...

They do say a rolling stone gathers no moss.

If we work very hard and pay our debts, something good will happen one day.

But, but, if we don't sell anything, we'll have a negative balance.

Then that means that our debt will grow like a snowball.

Snowball-style debt multiplying theory

Then that means that our debt will grow like a snowball.

Well, that would be...

What are you getting so frightened about?

Ah... Dorrian-neechan!

The debt we've accumulated is astronomical;

even if we started new lives several billion times, we still won't be able to pay it off.

Even though the Picture Perfect Machine is in the negative, it won't make much of a difference.

Oh, she threw it all behind...

Now, now, don't say that.

We are the Waru Waru gang.

Planet Sharak's slippery, slippery image. The criminals who caused chaos on Planet Sharak by making everything slippery with giant frogs.

But that was more like an accident...

Anyway for a Waru Waru gangster, it's wrong to think about working hard and paying off a debt.

A bad guy must act like one and make money in an evil way.

Dorrian-neechan was the one who said we should make money selling the Picture Perfect Machine.

With all this talk about bad stuff, what are you planning?

That's obvious,

we are going to kidnap that baby from Planet Otto we met the other day

and sell him to the news network.

What?!

A flying baby is rare,

so we will, without a doubt, make a huge profit.

She hasn't had enough.

Not one bit.

I can't do this...

Mama!

I'm sorry, Ruu-kun. Do you mind coming back later?

Ruu-chama, Miyu-san has her head full of homework.

You're still just thinking about it?

Well, I've never done it before--a piece of art...

Fall... the artistic fall... the harvesting season...

Therefore, the time has come for the Heiyou City Art Contest.

Painting sculpture, whatever you like.

I have already taken the time to make my own piece.

Everyone please make a piece that will be capable of competing against mine.

I'll never be able to do this...

On top of that, both Mom and Dad are scientists...

I have no artistic genes in me.

You aren't good in either math or science though.

Thank you for your astute observations.

There's nothing to think so hard about.

Just draw it how you li--

Well, you could say that this is a form of art...

Really?!

Uh... I really don't know...

Oh...

Now, now. Why don't we go play outside so we don't get in Miyu-san's way.

There, there.

They're playing so peacefully...

But the sitter pet named Wanya or whatever is with him.

At this rate, kidnapping him would be a bit hard.

Don't be so discouraged.

Take a good look.

It's quite friendly with the sitter-pet,

so all we need to do is take advantage of that.

Take advantage?

We'll make an exact replica of it to bring the baby's guard down, then kidnap it.

I name it the "great unique original imitation plan that no one on the planet could have conceived."

Go! Mecha Wanya #1!

It appears to be quite different, considering the size and all...

Well from a distance, it looks similar.

Ah, it seems to be working fine.

Go! Mecha Wanya #1!

Grab that kid!

It's being played with...

Man, that was tiring...

Ruu-kun and Wanya, let's have lunch.

Sure, right away.

Now, now, if you play with a toy put it away.

Why? The plan was supposed to be perfect...

Was it perfect?

You got a problem with that?!

Or are you saying that there was some mistake in my calculations?!

I'm not saying that... I'm not saying that...

I just thought that the real thing was more round and all...

Huh? Round?

Go! Mecha Wanya #2!

It's fuzzier...

Go! #3!

Come to think about it, this Mecha Wanya doesn't have a tail.

I see.

Go! Mecha Wanya #14!

Sis that isn't a tail, that's a drill!

Go! #18!

Why would it change form?!

How about this.

Go! #21!

They're all no good.

Oh no... I can't think of any good ideas..

Mama.

What's with all of those.

Whatever it is, toys these days are so big and troublesome.

Even if you say that, I don't remember buying all those off the Net.

So you're saying that the toys just multiplied on their own?

Yes... or perhaps someone who was having trouble getting rid of the toys just left them here.

What a troublesome story.

Papa.

Well, anyway, it seems that Ruu likes them,

so let's leave a few and put the rest of them in the main temple.

It's done! It's done!

It's finally complete!

Awaken, Mecha Wanya #28!

Wake up already!

It's finally complete.

This is a parody taken from the old anime Tetsujin #28" or "Ironman #28."

The ultimate Mecha Wanya #28!

Wow... This time we will be able to kidnap the baby!

Are you sure it's okay?

There's no need to worry.

Considering the past failures, I have added an artificial brain and changed it to an infiltration type.

Now we will not fail.

Who's going to ride it?

I can't since I have a doctor's excuse.

I pass... I'm not good with moving objects.

Which leaves...

Waaa! No!

Shove a little more!

No! It won't fit!

All you have to do is take off your clothes!

It fit...

Go! Kidnap the baby that's from Planet Otto!

Yeah!

Oh, hold on a sec.

Huh?

In the end, I wasn't able to do it .

That's why I offered to help.

You never told me that.

Oh? Really?

Have a safe trip

I'll be going.

I wonder what kind of excuse I should make...

Beats me.

What hard luck we're having...

What's wrong nee-chan?

No matter how much the Mecha Wanya #28 looks like the original,

if the real one is beside it then it'd be suspicious.

It's no use then!

They're wonderful.

All of them are very original. Seeing them is making me really happy.

Kanata-kun, did you see my artwork?

I named it "Storm of Flowers."

"The two lovers"? Oh my, what am I saying?

If I say that, he'll get the idea that this artwork was drawn from the image of me and Kanata-kun.

But... I don't mind if you think of it that way too.

The way people interpret artwork differs from person to person.

If Kanata-kun interpreted my artwork like that, then I'd be really happy.

Kouzuki-san?

If Kanata-kun interpreted my artwork like that, then I'd be really happy.

Yes?

Where's your artwork?

Um... You see...

I'm sorry it's not done yet.

Still not done?

Ah, yes! When I was thinking of ideas, an image came to me.

It's turning out to be a huge piece of art that will even amaze Hollywood,

and so I couldn't finish it in one night so...

Is that the reason why you didn't have it in time for the, deadline?

Um... They say that... artwork isn't made in a day and... um...

All right! Well put!

That's what I call an inquiring mind for art.

Art is a battle against one's lonesomeness.

Just draw whatever you want, any way you want.

I'll be looking forward to it.

Okay.

Now, everyone, make space for Kouzuki-san's artwork. A large space.

Oh yes, I'll have to have the contest arena prepare a large space for it.

Not just any place, but somewhere where it will stand out.

Is it going to be all right?

It's not a matter of being okay or not.

I just have to do it.

Oh? Good luck.

Huh? You're not going to help me?

"Artwork isn't made in a day," "Art is a battle against one's lonesomeness," right?

I don't like that attitude.

Miyu-san, Kanata-san, big news!

Wanya!

When I went shopping they happened to be having a raffle so...

In exchange for my receipt, they let me draw once, and I got lucky and...

You won?

What did you win?

Yes, a ticket for one to an all-you-can-eat Mitarashi Dango buffet!

The downside is that it's only valid until the end of today.

Isn't that nice, Wanya?

Go, we'll take care of Ruu.

Yes, then I'll take you up on that offer.

I'll be going!

The sitter-pet has passed Point A.

Roger that.

Nee-chan, the sitter-pet has left home.

So he took the bait.

To pretend that it was a raffle and to bring him out.

It's just as I expected from Dorian-neechan.

The king's cape is red!

It's not like I'm evil for nothing.

Now, I'm sure the Mecha Wanya can do the rest perfectly.

We will now commence the operation!

He's here, he's here.

What do you think?

Oh, this feels so soothing.

So refreshing.

Public baths have scenery drawings on the wall.

This isn't a public bath, you know.

Is it no good?

Oh, Wanya you're back fast.

How many did you eat?

Yes, I'm full.

I see, I'm sure you had fun.

Hehe, they didn't notice.

At this rate, I can easily kidnap that baby.

Now, come over here.

Hey, wait!

Wanya.

Say Wanya, what do you think?

Wh... um... think about what?

About my painting.

Oh, damn, she just asked me something really troublesome.

I'll just answer it adequately.

Oh? You said something very insightful.

D-Did I?

If you say so, why don't you try painting?

M-Me?

Please.

Oh, Wanya.

Yes?

Sorry to ask, but could you please bring in the laundry?

Yes...

Can I ask you to make supper today too?

My pleasure.

Then, I'm counting on you.

Yes!

Geez, they're so demanding!

Wanya.

Wanya...

Ruu!

Momo!

What's wrong, Ruu? To come all the way out here...

What's wrong, Ruu? To come all the way out here...

Wanya.

Huh? You're looking for Wanya?

Geez, it's dangerous for a toddler to be flying around alone.

Ride in the back.

One, two, three!

One, two, three!

This is weird.

These dangos look so tasty yet they don't taste very good.

Let me try one more.

Here you go! Now, eat up.

Thank you very much.

Owner, another five servings!

Yes, yes.

I'm surprised he can eat such a thing.

It's hard...

What do you think?

What's this?

It's a movie that I like.

It's hot good.

Eh? Why?

I'll draw it myself like I initially planned.

Why? It's no good?

Is Wanya really out in such a place?

Okay.

Now that I think about it, it was a waste to enter my painting in the contest.

As long as Kanata-kun looks at my painting, that's all that matters.

I've finished bringing in the laundry.

And supper's ready as well.

Oh, thank you.

Excuse me.

It's Chris-chan!

Wanya, transform!

What...?!

It'll be bad if Chris-chan sees you.

W-What should I do?! This doesn't come with a transform function!

Come over here!

Excuse me.

Welcome.

Oh? what did you just hide?

It's nothing.

Nothing? Something's fishy...

Could it be...?!

Miyu, it's all right isn't it?

Oh, Kanata, I'm embarrassed.

It's for my artwork.

Yes, since it's for your art I'm not embarrassed at all.

Saying that, you two held each other's hand and went on a trip to go see artwork, didn't you?!

No, you've got it all wrong.

There's no way she'll make a masterpiece.

What did you say? What exactly do you mean by that?!

What did I mean? I meant exactly what I said.

Could it be that you're insulting me?

Do you have any traits that I can praise then?

Now's my chance.

By the way, Kanata, you've always been...

It's a masterpiece that can even understand the human language.

Hello, Robot... ro...

I think it's kind of different from the last time I saw it, but maybe it is or maybe it's not...

Huh?

Now that you mention it,

It has upturned eyes,

has pointed toes,

and his tie is different.

Huh? Then who are you?

Since you've seen through me, it can't be helped.

What's going on?

What is this? I have a really bad feeling about this.

Maybe I'm going to be a witness to a historically big scandal?

Ha ha ha, I'm the Waru Waru gang's...

Chris-chan... A-Are you all right?

Chris-chan!

I'm the Waru Waru gang's third sister, Guwava!

Huh.

Help me.

I was able to get in...

Maybe that stuffed animal costume soaked up sweat and expanded.

Maybe we should try to use some sun oil on it?

Don't! This one's my favorite!

It's not the time to be saying that!

You guys came to kidnap Ruu again, didn't you?

Bingo. You're exactly right.

And? Where's Ruu-kun?

Though it didn't taste like anything,

I'm really happy that I was able to eat Mitarashi Dangos til I was full.

What should we do, nee-chan? We haven't heand anything from Guwava yet.

We have no other choice. Capture him.

Maybe we should have done that to begin with.

Wanya!

Wanya!

Wanya!

Ruu-chama.

Ruu-chama...

Wanya.

What's wrong? To come all the way here...

Nothing's wrong, Wanya.

Let's hurry home.

Okay.

I don't think so!

We caught the sitter pet, and the baby even came with it!

Oh, my. We're really lucky.

Did you find him?

Nope, nothing.

She's all right. She just fainted.

Say, say do something about me too!

Where's Ruu?

I don't know, since I was supposed to take the baby home...

That can't be...

Yes, this is Guwava.

What are you doing? It's time to head back.

What? Why?

Give back Ruu. We've got the baby.

You have nothing to do there anymore. Come back.

What?! No way!

Now, guide us to your hideout.

Ruu-chama!

Do you really think you can get out of this unharmed after what you've done?

Guwava's really late...

Give back Ruu.

Oh, she's back.

Ruu-chama!

Ruu-chama!

She's back, but...

Huh?

Give us back Ruu.

Why are you guys with her?

Taking a hostage...

Earthlings are such cowards.

Yes, we are cowards.

What are you talking about? That goes for them, too.

Ah.

Anyway, give Ruu back or prepare to...

Prepare to...?

Or prepare to...

What should I do?

Prepare to?

Or prepare for this!

If you don't give back Ruu I'll destroy your sunglasses.

W-What are you doing. Stop!

Onee-chan!

Hand over Ruu-chama!

Hand over Ruu-chama!

Gyu-neechan!

Ah! Guwava!

Oh, Guwava, retreat!

I'll let you go for today, but next time I'll make you cry for sure...

Geez, what people!

Earthlings are so scary.

That aside, do something about this.

Stop complaining.

I added an emergency exit button for times like this.

Turn around.

I was right about you, Dorrian-neechan. Thank you!

What? A self destruct function?

Oh, yes, yes, a self destruct function.

This is bad!

It's so beautiful.

Wanya's Diary:

It seems like a big scandal happened that I never knew about.

But please rest assured.

As long as Miyu-san and Kanata-san are here I'm sure they'll save Ruu-chama from evil.

Also, there are many "peculiar" things left in the main temple.

But could those be the Warn Waru gang's doing too?

The amount of mysteries keep increasing.

When I treasured the rose I received from Nozomu-kun a little, what's this?

Is this jealousy I sense, Kanata?

He seems to be conceited.

The roses from previous days. I see you two are getting along well today.

Er.. no, that's not the point.

Did you just say that the weird Hikarigaoka is even weirder?

Next time on Daa Daa Daa: "Nozomu-kun goes to the dream world."

Wah! What's this rose?!

Miyu-san, Kanata-san!

Mama! Papa!

Where is this?!

Nozomu-kun goes to the dream world.