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Napisy zosta�y specjalnie dopasowane do Twojej wersji filmu.
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WILSON: Remember when we were kids?
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Life was all there in front of us,
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waiting to happen.
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(LAUGHING)
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You could be an astronaut
or the President,
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whatever the hell you wanted.
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Every day was an adventure,
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and things were only going to get better.
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Then the years pass and
you start to see...
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...that it's all a big fairy tale.
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Total bullshit.
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(GROANS)
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I'm no genius,
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but I like to think I've figured
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a few things out along the way.
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For one thing,
modern civilization is a scam.
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A sad, pointless charade built on lies.
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You have to have the courage
to go your own way.
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Happiness is hard to come by.
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Sure as hell aren't gonna find it
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in some stupid gadget.
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There you are,
tapping on some little box...
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...while the real shit is happening
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all around you, dumbass.
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(AFFECTIONATELY)
I hate you so much.
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Yes, I do, yeah.
I hate you.
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Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing
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but love for my fellow human beings.
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I'm a people person all the way,
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one hundred percent.
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(GASPS) Look at you.
What a pretty dog!
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Look at those ears.
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What's your name?
What's your name?
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(IN CHILD'S VOICE)
My name is Pepper.
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And I'm five years old.
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And this morning...
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...I was a bad, bad girl.
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WILSON: People get
really creeped out
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when you talk in the fake dog voice.
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I believe
that every one of us
has a story to tell...
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...and we're all part of
the human family.
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How tragic we've lost
all sense of community.
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A sense of camaraderie
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with our friends and neighbors.
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You mind if I sit here?
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I don't think there's
anyone sitting
at those tables.
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But she likes the sunny spot.
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Don'tcha?
Don'tcha like
the sunny spot?
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I'm actually right in
the middle of something,
so...
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Working man, eh?
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Good deal.
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Wife? Kids?
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Hey, asshole!
I'm talking to you.
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WILSON: Nobody has actual
conversations anymore.
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It's a real shame.
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I mean, everybody's got
something valuable to offer
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ifyoujust take the time to listen.
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Nope. Sorry.
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Saggy-balls motherfucker!
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(LAUGHING)
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WILSON: And if
you're lucky enough
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to find a friend or two in this world...
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...well, brother,
you've hit thejackpot.
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So...
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...what did Wilson
think of our news?
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I didn't tell him yet.
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Oh, God, not another kid!
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(LAUGHS) No, no.
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It's just we were thinking
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we might want to move somewhere...
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...where we could
actually afford
to buy a house.
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Show him the pictures.
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Where is this?
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St. Louis.
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Missouri?
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(LAUGHING) Jesus Christ.
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St. Louis?
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It's actually a pretty interesting town.
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Oh, okay, that flies
in the face of everything
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I've ever heard...
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...about St. Louis
in particular
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and Missouri at large!
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What the hell do you know about it?
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Look, I get it.
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You don't want to have to be
the ones to cart poor old...
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...Wilson to the hospital
when he conks out.
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Get out while the going's good.
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Smart move!
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Holy shit.
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This has nothing to do with you, Wilson.
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Oh, that's nice!
Thanks for thinking of me!
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I always knew that she hated me...
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...but I always thought that
you were my best friend!
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He's your only friend!
Jodie!
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No, I'll be fucked if I sit here
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and let you give us
a guilt trip about this.
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Why don't you get off your lazy ass
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and go find some new fucking friends?!
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Jesus Christ!
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WILSON: Life can be
a difficult business.
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We need to be thankful
for everything we have.
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Caveman was happy
with the roof over his head...
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...a day's supply of food,
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and a family to share his burden.
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Honey, I'm home!
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What's for dinner?
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Well, two out of three.
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That's not so bad, I guess.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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(SIGHS)
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Of all the times to call!
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Hello?
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He what?
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(DOG BARKING)
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Hey.
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Honey, you're so beautiful!
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Yeah, we're gonna have so much fun!
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So, I don't know how long I'll be.
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It's a family emergency.
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I hope it's nothing serious.
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Oh, hell, yeah.
It's serious.
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Yeah, my old man has terminal cancer.
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I am so sorry.
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I lost my brother to lymphoma.
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You take as much time as you need.
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And don't worry about anything.
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I'll take such good care of her.
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Um...
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She needs to have these pills every...
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Is this our new little friend?
Who's this crazy kid, man?
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Who's this guy?
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Diego.
Nice to meet you.
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Wait, I thought it was just you.
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Diego lives here with me.
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He helps out a ton with the animals.
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Okay, yeah. That's just...
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How do you know he's not
some crazy dog fucker?
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He's not.
No, I'm not.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING ON PA)
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(SNORING)
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Ooh.
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Where you headed, bro?
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I'm sorry. What?
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Where you going?
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I'm going home.
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Ah.
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I'm going to visit my dad in the hospital.
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Stage-four lung cancer.
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Took a bad turn last night.
Fell in the shower.
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Sorry, to hear that.
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So, um...
(CLEARS THROAT)
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What do you do?
What?
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I'm sorry, what?
What's your line?
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Your job.
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J-O-B?
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Um, I do management consulting,
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mostly in the I.T. sector.
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Oh, no kidding!
Because I do some...
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...C. N. P.-ing
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in the
V. H.C-slash-1 -G-Q-point...
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Come on, man.
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Nobody actually understands that bullshit.
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I mean I want to know...
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...what are the actual
activities of your day?
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(STAMMERING)
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You know,
different things. I, um...
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Meetings, uh, phone calls, reports.
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But, you know, I mostly, uh...
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...primarily
focus on manage...
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(SNORING)
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Listen, brother, forty years from now
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you're gonna be on your deathbed saying:
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"Where did it all go?
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"What did I do with those precious days?
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"Some shitwork
for the oligarchs?"
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I actually enjoy what I do,
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and I've worked my ass off to get there.
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How did we end up like this?!
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(HEART MONITOR BEEPING)
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WILSON: Okay, so...
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...this is it, I guess.
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When Mom died
it just happened,
you know, but...
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...you have the chance
to leave me with something.
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Couldn't you...
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...see that I needed you
to tell me just one time...
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...that you loved me?
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(SOBS) Or that you hated me, or...
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...something.
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Something besides the problems
with your goddamn garden.
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If you can hear me, just squeeze my hand.
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(VOICE BREAKING) Just...
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...come on, fucker!
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Dad?
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Something?
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It's too late, isn't it?
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(SOBBING)
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There it is.
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(SIGHS DEEPLY)
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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(LAUGHING)
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You have any kids of your own?
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Excuse me?
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Do...
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...you...
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...have any ninos
of your own?
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Two. But they grown up.
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Hell of a job doing what you do.
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I can't imagine
what it's like
working for some...
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...asshole whitey fuckers
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who can't even be bothered to...
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...raise their own family.
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I got to go.
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That's okay.
I got it covered.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm just...
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My dad just passed on and...
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It's weird, I can't even...
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(STAMMERS) I never thought
I'd say "passed on."
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He died.
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We used to play ball.
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Right out there.
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If it wasn't for him,
I'd throw like
a damn pussy.
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He was a good...
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...man, in general,
you know?
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(SOBBING)
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Who's that?
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It's me, Wilson.
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I wanted to see if you still lived here.
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Can I come in?
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You want some beet juice?
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Fuck, no!
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(FLY BUZZING)
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You seen Meyers lately?
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Nah.
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Guy's an asshole.
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Hmm.
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My dad died.
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Yeah.
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So I'm kind of...
My old man's still alive.
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Motherfucker won't die.
(SCOFFS)
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He fucking will not die.
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93 years old. I'm literally
counting the seconds.
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Well, I just...
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I don't have any family left.
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And I've known you...
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...since we were, what,
nine years old? Ten?
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I don't have a single person who shares
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my same memories, you know?
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Lucky you.
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(SIGHS)
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You know...
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...people always said that
you were kind of "difficult,"
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but I don't know, I guess that...
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Who said that?
Fucking Ted Kuby?
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No. No, no.
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I think that...
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...I need to change my life
a little bit. Just...
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...you know, meet some
new people and...
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...shake things up a...
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Ugh...
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Excuse me.
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I'm thinking to...
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...try dating again
a little bit, you know?
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Yeah, I gave up on women a long time ago.
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You bust your fucking ass...
and what do you get?
267
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,685
Empty fucking bank account?
268
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,569
Getting bitched at all the time?
269
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,008
It's a fucking fool's errand!
270
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,325
You know, Olsen,
271
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,569
I was thinking that maybe
we could be friends again.
272
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,242
But I guess...
I sort of forgot...
273
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:34,008
...what a toxic
soul-draining vampire
you really are.
274
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:41,246
And by the way, those grapes have turned.
275
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,691
(HORNS HONKING)
276
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,925
MAN: Pull over, dumbass!
277
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,570
It's my dad's car!
278
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,728
WOMAN: Nice driving, asshole!
279
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,242
Everybody's in a hurry.
280
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,565
Hey, could you hand me that chicken?
281
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,723
Oh, sure. Here.
282
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,850
Hold this.
Okay.
283
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,001
(SQUEAKING)
284
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,206
Okay.
285
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,686
Twelve dollars?
286
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,684
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking serious?
287
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,571
That's twelve dollars?
288
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,241
Oh, I know.
It is a total racket.
289
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,370
They know that pet owners are all damaged
290
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,601
and neurotic and we will...
291
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,365
...happily throw
our money
292
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,602
at the most nonsensical crap just to...
293
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,888
...buy a little affection.
294
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,764
Yeah. Yeah, no shit.
No shit.
295
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:50,921
(CLATTERS)
296
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,441
(SOFTLY) Oh, shit.
297
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,848
(ENGINE STARTING)
298
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,962
What the fuck?
299
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,891
I am so, so, so sorry.
300
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,001
My, uh...
301
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,004
I'm just not used to this car.
302
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,400
It's actually okay.
It's fine.
303
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,324
Well, it looks like you have maybe a crack
304
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,050
or a crease or a dent.
305
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,246
That was already there.
306
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,810
Why don't we exchange information?
307
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,450
Just in case...
You know.
308
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,171
It looked like he did it on purpose.
309
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,968
It's fine, okay?
It's fine. Thank you.
310
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,284
But excuse me!
Before you go, um...
311
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,371
(CHUCKLES)
Is there any chance
that we could, uh...
312
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,841
...maybe go out
sometime?
313
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,123
I felt like we had a spark
or something back there.
314
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,604
Why does every fucking psycho
315
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,250
always pick on me, man?
316
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,561
What the fuck did I ever do wrong?
317
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,485
Get away from my car.
318
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,211
(ENGINE STARTS)
319
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,326
I'm not a psycho, lady.
320
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,646
What the heck crawled up her ass?
321
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,684
Yeah, no kidding.
322
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,282
I'd be pretty stoked if some random guy
323
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,204
tapped my car just to get into my pants.
324
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,488
MAN: My, my, my,
my, my, my, my, my, my
325
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,881
My angel lover
326
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,329
My, my, my, my, my, my, my My angel lover
327
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,563
Oh, Christ, I haven't
done this in a long time.
328
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,846
Me, neither. I don't get
asked out on too many dates.
329
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,846
Oh, men can be cruel.
330
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,567
Looks aren't all that important to me.
331
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,680
Whoa. That's good.
332
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:19,564
Wow, this place has got
1,748 reviews on Yelp.
333
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,447
And what the hell does that even mean?
334
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,686
(WILSON LAUGHS)
335
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:24,761
Yelp.
336
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:26,967
Aren't you a little old
337
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,401
to be doing all that computer stuff?
338
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,721
(LAUGHS)
339
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,085
I'm totally addicted.
340
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,250
You know, it just feels
so undignified to me.
341
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,010
I mean, in the end you're just sitting
342
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,447
all alone staring at a screen.
343
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,330
It's just so sad.
344
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,121
I would be a lot lonelier without it,
345
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,571
that's for sure.
346
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,562
Have you ever
been married? Kids?
347
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,641
No.
348
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,730
I lived with this guy for six years once,
349
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,451
but then one day
he just says,
"Guess what!"
350
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,125
"I'm a big homo...
351
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,084
"and I find all women
totally disgusting."
352
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:04,451
Jeez. You know,
my wife left me
17 years ago.
353
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,962
Walked out, got an abortion.
354
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,284
Moved to L.A.
No explanation.
Nothing.
355
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:15,123
My one chance at a family, poof.
356
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,011
Yeah, everything was fine all that time
357
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,367
until he just up and says...
358
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,090
..."I'm into dudes,"
you know?
359
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,326
I'm done with her.
360
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,330
I just need to move on, find somebody new.
361
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,968
Not you necessarily, but...
362
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,486
Did you ever do a PeopleFinder search,
363
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,806
or even just Google?
364
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,970
Well, my friend
tried it once,
but nothing.
365
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,805
Forget it, I'm done.
366
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,648
I'll find her.
What's her name?
367
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,841
(CHUCKLES)
368
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,241
Pippi. My ex? Uh...
369
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,321
...Pippi.
370
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,171
Pippi what?
371
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,090
Pippi Carmichael.
372
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,162
But like I said, you won't find a...
373
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,126
Here's
a Polly Carmichael-Wiggins.
374
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,810
Wait. Are you serious?
375
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,406
Uh, yeah.
That's her sister.
376
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,721
(CHUCKLES)
377
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,486
Well, she's all over here.
She's got a big presence.
378
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,684
Really? So...
Oh, yikes! That's...
379
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,371
Yeah, that's her.
380
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,721
Yeah, she's
right over there
in Silverdale.
381
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,001
So...
382
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,567
...after six years,
this guy's all,
"I love you,
383
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,165
"but I just don't see
a future for us."
384
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,323
And I'm like,
"I get it, dude.
You're into penis.
385
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,007
"So am I. But...
386
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,731
"...couldn't you have
just told me that
387
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,609
"before I let myself
go all to shit?"
388
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,681
(LAUGHING)
389
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,681
(CHUCKLES)
390
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,569
WILSON: Recognize this voice?
Because I recognize yours.
391
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,127
No.
392
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,087
No.
393
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:45,921
Uh-uh.
394
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,287
Nope.
395
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,891
No, see it's Wilson!
396
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,481
(SIGHS)
397
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,769
Jesus Christ, Polly, spare me
398
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,445
the history lesson, okay?
I'm just...
399
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,801
...calling to find out
400
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,127
if there's any news from Pippi.
401
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,401
Hmm.
402
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,280
Got to be around here somewhere.
403
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,444
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
404
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,326
Watch your door.
405
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,761
Thank you.
406
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,406
Excuse me, sir?
407
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,766
Just a second.
Watch the door.
408
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,684
Quick question:
Can you tell me where
409
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,127
a guy could find some pussy in this town?
410
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,922
Oh, you're looking for a strip club, huh?
411
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,728
Uh... Well, no,
that's for suckers.
412
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,600
I'm looking for the kind
you can actually fuck.
413
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,450
Looking for a hooker?
414
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,329
That's it, exactly.
415
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,847
I'm looking
for my ex-wife.
416
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,965
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
417
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,126
Hey. How you doing?
418
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,681
Oh, good.
Can I ask you something?
419
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,321
Sure.
What's going on?
420
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,521
Okay.
421
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,041
Have you ever seen this woman?
422
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,681
Now, this is an old picture, so she...
423
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,844
...probably looks much,
much worse now.
424
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,680
Bruises from the drug use and beatings.
425
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,724
Frizzy coke hair.
Waxy skin.
426
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,928
You, of all people, know the drill.
427
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,651
Her name's Pippi,
but I'm sure she's got some...
428
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,641
...florid nom de guerre now
like, uh...
429
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,171
..."Klimaxx" or something.
430
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,004
I don't know no Klimaxx.
431
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,730
According to her sister,
432
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,889
she recently located
back here from L.A.
433
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,722
I'm sorry, I don't know her.
434
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,566
Okay. Well, in that case,
I guess I'll...
435
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,444
...take a blowjob then.
436
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,046
All right.
437
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,727
Ooh.
438
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,207
I should've brought my wallet.
439
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,649
WILSON: Belinda,
do you know
where Pippi is?
440
00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,881
BELINDA: Stay the fuck
away from us.
441
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,088
We don't want nothing to do
with that crazy bitch.
442
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,571
Don't talk to him.
443
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,720
Look. It's torture for me
to see you guys, too...
444
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,401
...especially
hatchet-face
over here...
445
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,047
...but I need to know
if you've seen Pippi.
446
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,248
She's working at some
restaurant by the lake.
447
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,441
That's all we know.
448
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,206
Now please...
449
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,050
...fuck off.
450
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,929
A restaurant?
What restaurant?
451
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,764
Fuck off!
452
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,888
(SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
453
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,886
Oh, we close
at 9:00 tonight. Sorry.
454
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,242
Oh, no, that's okay.
I just wanted to ask...
455
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,766
Do you have a Pippi working here?
456
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,610
Like Pippi Longstocking?
457
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:39,721
Oh...
458
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,247
You don't ever want to call her that.
459
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,723
Her sister says that
she's fallen on hard times.
460
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,282
You know,
drugs, prostitution,
who knows what else.
461
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,962
I guess she's trying
to get her shit
back together, but...
462
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,762
I blame her father.
Rich Republican prick.
463
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,084
But that's a pretty good way
to get back at him, I suppose.
464
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,608
"Hey, I'm blowing strangers
for drug money, Daddy.
465
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,649
"What do you
think of me now?"
466
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,281
This looks
like Lynne. Lynne!
467
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,130
Oh, my God.
468
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,770
Oh, God.
469
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,284
Oh, God.
470
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,164
Two pinot noir, please!
471
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,847
I don't get
the Lynne thing.
Why "Lynne"?
472
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,126
I thought you hated "Lynne."
473
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,442
Excuse me.
Just let me get through.
474
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,968
Wilson.
Jesus Christ, man!
475
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,965
I'm just trying to get my life together
476
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,644
and make a clean start.
477
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,002
Why would you show up and say that shit?
478
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,525
I can't get over how amazing you look.
479
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,683
I thought you'd be some...
480
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,328
...nasty, skanky,
rat-haired,
snaggle-toothed...
481
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,642
...sore-infested ho.
But look...
482
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,564
...it's like you came
through the gauntlet
483
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:02,801
without a scratch!
484
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,725
Wilson, you showed up at my work
485
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,848
and called me a crack whore.
486
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,690
In front of Melissa!
487
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,367
Well, you know what?
I didn't know!
488
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,045
I was afraid you were living
489
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,844
with a biker gang or something.
490
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,764
You can't imagine all the stuff
491
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,046
running through my head...
492
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,726
...from the shit
that Polly told me.
493
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,330
You talked to Polly?
494
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,841
Yeah, I mean...
495
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,410
Who the fuck does she think she is?
496
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,566
She doesn't know the first
goddamn thing about my life.
497
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,530
And now she's saying bullshit
to everybody about me?
498
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,170
No. No!
499
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,361
(SIGHS)
500
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,805
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
501
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,723
I'm not doing this.
I'm not.
502
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,002
Because this is exactly what she wants!
503
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,522
I am cooling out.
504
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,521
Mmm-hmm.
505
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,360
Doesn't know
a goddamn thing
about my business.
506
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,241
I always told you
that she was
a nightmare, remember?
507
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,441
Wilson, you said that about everybody.
508
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,771
Was I wrong?
509
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,121
(CHUCKLES)
510
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,449
What do you want, Wilson?
511
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,411
My dad died and, uh...
512
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,286
Robert moved away, so I'm all alone...
513
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,886
...now.
514
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,081
I miss you, Pippi.
515
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,081
Yeah.
516
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,721
Shit. I wasn't...
517
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,006
I wasn't supposed to drink.
518
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,161
Huh?
519
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,130
Can this really
be the same
Pippi who used to...
520
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,410
...smoke and drink
and curse and fart
and belch?
521
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,649
She was a disgusting pig.
522
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,366
Well, there was never a dull moment,
523
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,084
that's for sure.
524
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,761
(WILSON CHUCKLES)
525
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,131
Pippi?
526
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,406
You were the only person
527
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,166
who ever bothered
to get to know the real me.
528
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,924
And I knew the real you.
529
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,442
The real Pippi.
530
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,286
And I think that maybe...
531
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,285
...maybe I still know her.
532
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,002
It's been really hard.
533
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,007
I had some bad years.
534
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,843
I am so...
535
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,685
...proud of you.
536
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,285
(EXHALES)
537
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,851
You're doing so good.
538
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,966
You're an amazing woman.
539
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,404
What's this?
540
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,247
(DOG WHINES)
541
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,361
No, no, no.
Pepper, down.
542
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,441
Fuck!
543
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:29,801
What?
544
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,247
Sorry, she's a little bit overprotective.
545
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,403
Shit, I can't believe you still live here.
546
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,049
Oh, I know, it's great, but...
547
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,809
...you know,
I can't help but think
548
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,565
it would've been great if you just...
549
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,884
...had the baby,
and then we'd...
550
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,720
...still have
lived together
all those years.
551
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,724
And who knows
what our life
might have been like.
552
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,241
P.T.A. meetings...
553
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,928
Guinea pigs...
554
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,249
Piano lessons...
555
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,921
You're totally out of your mind, man.
556
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,882
If you had had the baby,
557
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,406
it would have forced us to grow up.
558
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,926
You know?
559
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,568
I did have the baby.
560
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,321
What?
561
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,768
I had a little girl.
562
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,407
What are you talking about?
563
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,602
I put her up for adoption...
564
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,928
...before I went to L.A.
565
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,807
Pippi...
566
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,203
...you need to tell me
right now
567
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,964
if you're joking around.
568
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,248
Wilson, we sent you papers.
569
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,124
No, I don't know anything
570
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,647
about what you're talking about.
571
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,484
She got adopted.
572
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,489
You had a baby?
573
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,641
Yeah.
574
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,166
I'm... I'm a father?
575
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,331
Kind of.
576
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,080
I am a father.
577
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,440
Why not?
578
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,131
I'm a father?
579
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,289
I'm a father?!
580
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,125
I'm a father!
581
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,688
Yes! Yes!
582
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,961
So...
583
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,811
...how's business?
584
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,289
Terrible. Everybody just
does it themselves now.
585
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,642
When I talked to you on the phone...
586
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,202
...I pictured some guy
with an Army buddy
on the force...
587
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,365
He gets all his info from
a blind guy on the corner...
588
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,001
Nope.
589
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,441
Nope.
590
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,727
Where the hell's that goddamn file?
591
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,490
Cocksucker!
592
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,844
Oh, here's what I got.
593
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,887
"Claire Cassiday,
Parker Day High School."
594
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,009
You sure about that?
595
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,568
I do my best with the information provided
596
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,250
but no guarantees.
597
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,811
(PRINTER WHIRRING)
598
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,201
Okay.
599
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,721
Here she is.
600
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,764
Could lose a few pounds.
601
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,045
Couldn't we all.
602
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,723
Here we go.
Fish and chips.
Enjoy, guys.
603
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,846
When are you done?
604
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,201
Wilson. I can't.
605
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,327
We're short tonight.
606
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,686
No, I got a great surprise for you.
607
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:28,881
WOMAN: Excuse me!
608
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,690
Could I get this with the aioli
609
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,086
on the side as I requested?
610
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,561
I'm so sorry.
Let me take that
back right away.
611
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,922
And we still haven't seen that bruschetta.
612
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,764
I'll get that right away.
No, no.
613
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,241
Wilson, I can't wait.
Please, I'll lose my job!
614
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,925
It's your daughter.
615
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,568
Isn't she beautiful?
616
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,722
Excuse me.
We have tickets
to Wicked and...
617
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,201
Hey, dickhead!
Shut the fuck up!
618
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,406
Can't you see that
this woman is having
a profound moment?
619
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,086
(SIGHS)
620
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,489
Somehow I just can't process
621
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,767
that this is your place.
I mean...
622
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,562
Don't get me wrong, it's, uh, really...
623
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,610
...nice.
Very tasteful. I just...
624
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,962
It's a sublet, dumbass!
625
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,206
(EXCLAIMS IN RELIEF)
626
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,566
Thank God.
627
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,121
So...
628
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,607
...what do you want
to do about this?
629
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,450
Wilson, I've seen it.
630
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,529
Don't you do another goddamn thing.
631
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,921
I can't even
catch my breath
around you. Enough!
632
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:31,324
I'm not talking
about anything major,
Pippi. I mean...
633
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,128
...don't you
want to see her
in the flesh?
634
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,161
(SIGHS)
What are you saying now?
635
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,805
What do you want to do, stalk her?
636
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,849
(LAUGHING)
637
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,127
Holy Christ, Pippi.
638
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,001
Where do you come up with this shit?
639
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,606
Why the hell
do people move
to the suburbs?
640
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,408
It's like a living death.
641
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,611
Wilson, what are we doing?
642
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,005
(SIGHS) What?
643
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,131
I never...
644
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,922
...stopped loving you, Pippi.
645
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,650
I stopped loving you.
646
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,485
Ouch.
647
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,601
Well...
648
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:20,961
(WILSON SIGHS)
649
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,890
I spent so many years hating you
650
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,803
and now I can't even remember why.
651
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,090
I guess it drove me nuts
652
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,969
that I was such a fucking mess...
653
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,564
...and nothing I did
ever scared you away.
654
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,002
Well, you remember this?
655
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:37,641
Mmm.
656
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,845
Yeah.
657
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,161
29 stitches.
658
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,241
Yeah.
659
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,001
That almost scared me away.
660
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,531
(BOTH LAUGHING)
661
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,681
(GASPS) Shh, shh, shh.
662
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,922
They're on the move!
They're on the move.
663
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,605
Wait! What are you doing?
664
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,081
I told you. I just want
to get a glimpse of her.
665
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:00,611
But you just saw her!
666
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,843
Get down! Down, down.
Shit.
667
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:07,840
Okay, up, up.
668
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,003
(ENGINE STARTING)
Wilson, just let this go.
669
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,284
No, we got to go.
Wilson!
670
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:13,441
(PIPPI WHINING)
671
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,371
Okay, the coast is clear.
672
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,725
Cool it, Wilson.
673
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,371
Jesus.
674
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:34,721
Oh...
675
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,325
We made that.
676
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,247
GIRL: Hey, it's Claire.
Hi, Claire.
677
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:45,891
What's up, Claire?
Why are you here?
678
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,167
They having a sale
on big-ass clown clothes?
679
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,401
Go die, asshole.
680
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:50,567
BOY: Oh...
681
00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,449
I'm sorry, what did you say to me?
682
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:53,687
Oh, no.
683
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,761
What did you say to me, bitch?
684
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,809
Hey, Claire, Jenny Craig's over here.
685
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,883
Fat-ass bitch!
Where are you going?
686
00:35:58,960 --> 00:35:59,961
Hey!
687
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,766
You need
to shut the fuck up,
you little prick!
688
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,081
Watch yourself, asshole.
689
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,924
No, you watch it!
That's my daughter!
690
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,082
Wilson, not now!
Bad timing!
691
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,526
You little son of a bitch!
692
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,290
Get off me, asshole!
693
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,725
Let go!
No!
694
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,768
I'm not letting go!
Let it go!
695
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,887
Wilson!
696
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,564
I'm gonna kick his ass!
697
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:18,961
(SOBBING)
698
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,522
Believe me, Pippi gave you a true gift...
699
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,170
...by giving you away,
700
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:36,450
because we were
in no position
to be parents.
701
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,011
I was told that she was an unfit mother.
702
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,890
Oh, you were told the truth.
703
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,804
She was on the street,
strung out on drugs...
704
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,844
...comforting strangers.
705
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,843
I never was on the street.
706
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,126
Look, it doesn't...
707
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,521
Don't get bogged down
in the details right now.
708
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,211
We're just thrilled to finally
709
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,363
have the opportunity to get to meet you!
710
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,086
And if you're wondering about
711
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,162
the lack of family resemblance...
712
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,602
...you couldn't tell it
by looking at her,
713
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,001
but she used to be a real hippo.
714
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,727
Your grandpa wrote
a well-regarded novel
715
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,165
about Melville, and...
716
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,641
...Pippi's
maternal grandfather
717
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:16,041
was a famous judge in Ohio, and...
718
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,326
Shit!
719
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,051
I have to go.
720
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,481
Oh...
Well, it's been...
721
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,001
...truly amazing
getting a chance
722
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,889
to have this time with you.
723
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,371
Okay, bye.
Okay.
724
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,204
Bye.
Bye.
725
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,284
(LAUGHING GIDDILY)
726
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,204
I'm not some
strung-out skank, man!
727
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,045
Pippi, is that
all that you took
from this experience?
728
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,202
Well, we just totally ambushed her!
729
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,885
I thought we were just gonna hide out.
730
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,161
I can honestly say...
731
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,564
...I have never
seen anything
more beautiful...
732
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,922
...than the look
on your face...
733
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,402
...when you first saw her.
You were...
734
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:54,725
...glowing.
735
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,046
I guess it was good
we got to see her, right?
736
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,044
I feel like maybe I can stop worrying.
737
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,610
And I'll let her go.
738
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,565
Thanks.
739
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,323
WILSON: I think
you're right, Pippi.
740
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,244
She certainly doesn't need
any help from us.
741
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,807
It's like she has that miserable,
742
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,967
anguished look...
743
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,965
...like you had
when I first met you.
744
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,802
Of course, you turned out okay.
745
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,570
In the long run.
746
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,445
Oh, Pippi.
747
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,207
Oh, Pippi!
748
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,125
(SOBBING)
(HORN HONKING)
749
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,001
Hi, there.
750
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,848
(SNIFFLES)
What do you want?
751
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,447
Well, I just didn't feel like
we got closure to our, uh...
752
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,485
...you know,
little introduction, and I...
753
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,281
I can't believe I just used
the word "closure," but...
754
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:45,166
Why the fuck is everyone up my butt today?
755
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,649
Up your...? No.
What the hell's wrong?
756
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,691
Hey, come on, hop in.
I'll give you a ride.
757
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,486
No, thanks.
758
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,801
I'll get the bus.
759
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,041
No, no, I'll give you a ride.
760
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:01,160
Claire! I can't stand
to see you like this. Please.
761
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,801
Come on.
762
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,001
(SIGHS)
763
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,326
(WILSON EXHALES)
764
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,361
(CLEARS THROAT)
765
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,524
How about I take you for ice cream?
766
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,120
Is that supposed to be funny?
767
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,726
Yeah, let's get
the fat girl
some ice cream.
768
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,721
Hey, not everybody's
out to get you, Claire.
769
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,167
Well, that's what it fucking feels like!
770
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,965
Is it those jerks from the mall?
771
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,565
Because I'll kick the shit out of them.
772
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:28,721
It's everybody.
773
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,884
Okay, I'll kick
the shit out
of everybody then.
774
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,288
It is a given that every decent person
775
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,204
who ever lived got shit on in high school.
776
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,206
I'm sure they
picked on Copernicus,
for fuck sake.
777
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,409
It's a badge of honor.
778
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,601
However...
779
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,163
...that does not mean
that you have to sit back
780
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,083
and get reamed for four years.
781
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,529
So is there one particular asshole?
782
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,241
Yeah.
783
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,604
Monika the bitch.
784
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,046
Monika?
785
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,407
Monika.
786
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,771
Now, is there like
a creepy teacher
or janitor or...?
787
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,607
Mr. Naisbitt.
788
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,081
Ah, okay.
789
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,886
"Monika, Monika, you blow
790
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,440
"Mr. Naisbitt
like a harmonica."
791
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,409
You see how that rhymed?
That's just a bonus.
792
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,969
No, "you blow
Mr. Naisbitt's
syphilitic dong
793
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,445
"like a harmonica."
794
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,762
Eaugh! Too far.
795
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:26,641
Yeah.
796
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,482
You passed my house.
797
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,450
How could you tell?
798
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,165
No, the Cassidays
seem like
wonderful people.
799
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,051
I was thinking I should arrange a meeting
800
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,804
so we can all be
on the same page together.
801
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,088
That's a horrible idea.
802
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,281
I bet...
803
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,444
...your mom does
some fancy cooking
in here, huh?
804
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,642
We never use any of this shit.
805
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,486
My mom can't even work the stove.
806
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,126
Well...
807
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:13,122
They took in an innocent baby
and raised it as their own.
808
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,327
Folks like that
809
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,566
are the heroes of this world.
810
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:16,846
(SARCASTICALLY)
Mmm.
811
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,204
Yeah, they could spend
a little more time with you.
812
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,527
Yeah.
813
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,880
I mean, I could do without
814
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,521
all the overcompensatory
display of class privileges...
815
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,641
...but...
816
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,970
...I mean, Christ,
what kind of
example is that?
817
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,846
It's like they're laughing
at the next generation.
818
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,644
(MOCKING LAUGHTER)
819
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,210
"We used up
all your resources.
Fuck you."
820
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,521
I always wondered how I got like this.
821
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,205
No. No. I'm not
doing that, Wilson.
822
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,930
Come on, it'll be fun.
823
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,650
I haven't been there since I was a kid.
824
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,207
Wilson! You know
I'm not talking
about that.
825
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,521
Look.
826
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,769
For better or worse, Pippi,
827
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,446
we have totally freaked this girl out.
828
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,646
Yeah.
829
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,927
And it is our duty to make sure that
830
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,731
she doesn't have some major meltdown.
831
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,280
You know? I mean,
can you imagine
832
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,731
what she's going through?
833
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,726
No! No fucking way.
Of course I can't.
Can you?
834
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,640
She's a sweet kid
835
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,882
with two crazy people stalking her.
836
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,241
We're not stalking her.
837
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,407
Wilson.
838
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,890
And how many times do I have to tell you
839
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,729
what I'm going through, huh?
840
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,401
I am barely making it through each day.
841
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:34,042
And you're expecting
this huge emotional
commitment...
842
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,611
...while you're
dragging me along
843
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,081
for this insane
fucking insta-family?
844
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,046
Pippi, it is that commitment...
845
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,283
...that is exactly
what you need
846
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,771
to help you move forward.
847
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,884
Trust me, I know.
848
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:47,961
(GROANING)
849
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,362
You're an asshole!
Goddamn it!
850
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,443
What is in there?
851
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:56,049
Pippi?
Goddamn it!
852
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:57,287
Calm yourself.
853
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,447
Fuck!
854
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,408
This is why I left you in the first place.
855
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,041
You think
you know it all.
You don't!
856
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,760
You don't know shit about shit!
857
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,731
Are you done?
858
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,608
WILSON: Wow! So cool!
859
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,726
You must have been here
a million times, huh?
860
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,047
Nope.
861
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,122
My mom's scared of poor people.
862
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,126
Perfect!
It's all ours then.
863
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,928
Thank you. Whoo!
864
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,124
This used to seem
so huge when I was a kid.
865
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,807
Hey, you guys ready to take it for a spin?
866
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,964
You're embarrassing her.
This is a little kid ride.
867
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,924
I'm not embarrassed.
868
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,889
Come on, Pippi, you don't have to be
869
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,928
such a lump
on a log. Hop in.
870
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,284
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING ON PA)
871
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,249
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
872
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,642
You guys are so beautiful.
873
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,285
(CAMERA CLICKS)
Ugh.
874
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:21,804
They're watching us.
875
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,010
Stop it, deer.
876
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:26,881
(CHUCKLES)
877
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,365
Any kids?
878
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,801
Yeah.
879
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,366
How old?
880
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,167
They're six and fifteen.
881
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:35,481
Why?
882
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,441
Oh, nothing. I just have
a 17-year-old daughter.
883
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:40,851
She's quite a handful.
884
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:42,801
(SIGHS)
885
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,043
She's going through
a rough patch
with her mom.
886
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,680
You know how they are at this age.
887
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,321
My oldest is going through
the same thing. (SCOFFS)
888
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:56,042
You have to remember that
they're just kids, you know?
889
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,727
They still need to know you love them...
890
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,202
...as hard as that
may be sometimes.
891
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,647
Yeah.
892
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,882
You know, that's...
Thank you.
893
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:06,366
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
894
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,561
You're a wise man.
895
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:11,529
Nice cock, by the way.
896
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:12,840
(TOILET FLUSHING)
897
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:33,766
Pippi?
898
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:37,049
(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
899
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:44,961
Hey!
900
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,450
(ALL SCREAMING)
901
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:48,601
WILSON: Hey, hey.
902
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:52,880
(LAUGHS)
903
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,285
They grow up so fast.
904
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,405
Fuck you!
905
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,445
What a day!
906
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,570
Can you imagine...
907
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,282
...how much bird feces
is in this park?
908
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,971
What time is it?
909
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,401
Well...
910
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:18,801
Don't you have your phone?
911
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,081
Are you kidding me?
912
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,290
That's unbelievable.
913
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,962
This thing has been
right on time
for like two weeks.
914
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,321
Shit.
915
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,090
Anyway, time is like, you know...
916
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,929
Here and now is where we're at.
917
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,650
Claire?
Hey, Dad.
918
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,364
(PIPPI SHUSHING)
Oh.
919
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:36,441
Sorry.
920
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,165
Okay!
921
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,010
Okay, bye.
922
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,324
Bye! Bye! (GROANS)
923
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,171
You know, I heard you call him "Dad"
924
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,044
and I wonder if he realizes
925
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,282
how lucky he really is.
926
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,491
I better go.
927
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,841
Okay.
928
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:59,004
Okay, well, hey, let me give you a hug.
929
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,805
I really have enjoyed this time.
930
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,487
Next time we'll do
something fun like maybe...
931
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,121
...get a pogo stick
or something, or...
932
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,481
...Frisbee.
933
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,007
Frisbee'd be easier probably.
934
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:15,367
See ya.
935
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:16,841
Bye!
936
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,201
Watch out for the bird shit!
937
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,001
(DOG BARKS)
938
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,644
Hey, hey, Pepper.
Cut it out.
939
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,842
PIPPI: I think she's
disappointed in me.
940
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,889
No, it's just she's
all desperate and needy.
941
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,731
She can tell
when someone
doesn't love her.
942
00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:38,041
Not the dog, stupid.
943
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,325
Who, Claire?
944
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,885
You're nuts.
Did you see the way
945
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,843
she was looking at you?
946
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:45,727
Really?
(SCOFFS)
947
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,171
Magical.
948
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,203
Oh, Christ.
949
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,682
Fucking Polly, man.
950
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,207
Why can't she leave me alone?
951
00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,851
Delete.
952
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,731
Bullshit.
953
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:07,966
(CHUCKLING)
954
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:10,401
What?
955
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:11,927
(LAUGHING)
956
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,927
What?
957
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,368
I just had this thought of like...
958
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,046
What if I showed up with you and Claire?
959
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:20,930
I was at her front door
960
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,088
and we're all like,
"This is my family, bitch."
961
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,931
(LAUGHING) I'd love to see her face!
962
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:27,605
Yes!
Right?
963
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,724
No, no, don't laugh.
We have to do that.
964
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,884
I am not going to her
stupid suburban
shithole life.
965
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,565
But there's nothing nuts about that.
966
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,404
Look, look, just...
967
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,167
...all of the shit
that you've
been through...
968
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,887
...and you've come out
the other side
969
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,082
better than she'll ever be.
970
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,290
And it's a great chance for your daughter
971
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:49,765
to see who you are.
972
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,449
She's not our real daughter, man.
973
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,763
I know. I know, Pippi.
974
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,764
I mean, she's never gonna live with us.
975
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,250
But she's always gonna be a part of us.
976
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,447
I don't want to live in a fantasy world.
977
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:11,804
Yeah, well...
978
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,080
...how's reality
working out for you?
979
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:24,443
You know, the wife
is not a big dog person.
980
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,761
What are you gonna do?
981
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,330
How could anyone not love you?
982
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,648
I bet you can't take
two steps on the sidewalk
983
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,285
without someone wanting to pet you.
984
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:35,121
Oh, it is
kind of disturbing
actually. It's like...
985
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,808
..."Hello there, up here!
I'm an actual human being.
986
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,804
"I can do math and...
987
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:45,010
"...drive a car
and cook food
and do tiddlywinks...
988
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,725
"...and masturbate."
(LAUGHING)
989
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,289
I didn't know you were married.
990
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,807
Oh, yeah. Wife, kids,
the whole shebang.
991
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,126
Nice.
992
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:59,006
Claire, your folks
are okay with you coming?
993
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,364
I just told them it was
a weekend trip with Hannah.
994
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,170
They don't give a shit.
995
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:06,163
They're just thrilled
I have a fucking friend.
996
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,366
Okay...
997
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:11,644
...this is a family outing.
Let's try to keep it PG-13.
998
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,490
That's just how I talk.
999
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:16,769
Okay, well, in that case...
Swear all the fuck you want!
1000
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:18,006
(WILSON LAUGHING)
1001
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:19,201
You're fucking crazy.
1002
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,364
Let's face it, this is pretty great.
1003
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,166
Look, even Pippi's happy!
1004
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,566
(LAUGHING)
1005
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:29,364
Why not, right? Fuck!
1006
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,643
I spent my whole life feeling like shit
1007
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:33,006
about myself, you know?
1008
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,202
Never enjoyed a goddamn thing.
1009
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:37,764
Fuck that, right?
1010
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,530
Yeah, fuck that completely.
1011
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:40,887
Fuck it!
1012
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,486
Yes!
1013
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:43,721
(SIGHS)
1014
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,166
WOMAN: (SINGING ON RADIO)
Here's my number
1015
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,765
So call me maybe
1016
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,969
And all the other boys Try to chase me
1017
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,087
That killed the mood.
1018
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,724
Killed it. Stop.
WILSON: That's terrible.
1019
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:55,888
Turn it off. Turn it off!
1020
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,521
Oh, God!
What obnoxious drivel.
1021
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,321
Hey, Ijust met you
1022
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,244
And this is crazy But here's my num...
1023
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:12,886
Oh, God.
1024
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,089
Oh, come on, chin up.
1025
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,090
This is gonna be fun.
1026
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:24,722
Fuck, we're so late.
1027
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:26,241
Stop.
1028
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,082
Oh, honey!
1029
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,570
Hi.
Hi.
1030
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,247
Hi.
Hi, Will! Remember me?
1031
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,324
Of course. Wilson.
(CHUCKLING)
1032
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:41,966
Oh, you guys...
1033
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,284
Yeah, this is, uh...
Polly and Will.
1034
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,602
And this is your niece, Claire.
1035
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,964
Oh, Claire, it's great to meet you.
1036
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,243
Come in. Please.
1037
00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:58,605
Wow.
Mmm-mmm.
1038
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,121
Sorry.
1039
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,762
WILSON: Hey, Polly...
1040
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:05,571
...you look great.
1041
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:06,921
Thank you.
1042
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,771
I don't mean that
in a salacious way at all.
1043
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,922
I just think you look great.
1044
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:13,207
Thanks.
1045
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,328
Don't you think she looks...
You do, too, Will!
1046
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,761
Thanks.
1047
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,129
(WHISPERS)
What's the boy's name?
1048
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:20,601
Cooper.
1049
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:24,241
Cooper!
The last time I saw you...
1050
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,121
...you were two
or three years old.
1051
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,010
You were trying to get your mom
1052
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,963
to pick up some Legos and...
1053
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,606
...you were literally
just freaking out!
1054
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,282
And at the time I thought that you guys
1055
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:37,965
were terrible parents...
1056
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:40,083
...but I didn't get it
like I do now.
1057
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:42,402
I used to be way over on the nurture side
1058
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,289
of the nature/nurture debate...
1059
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,010
...but not anymore.
I mean, look at her.
1060
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,163
Look! The way
she holds her fork
1061
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,449
is exactly like Pippi.
1062
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,602
And just a million things, like...
1063
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,650
...she has my mom's
little half-smile.
1064
00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:00,849
And then she has
Pippi's sarcastic
laugh and...
1065
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,850
...my temper. I mean,
DNA, it's just...
1066
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,691
...it's truly
unbelievable.
1067
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,642
Coop's heading to Duke in the fall.
1068
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,211
(CHUCKLING)
It's hard to believe.
1069
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:14,321
(POLLY CHUCKLES)
1070
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,521
Coops!
(CLEARS THROAT)
1071
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,970
And Jenny's
already halfway
through law school.
1072
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,002
Oh, Christ, I forgot you had another one.
1073
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,129
I totally forgot.
1074
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:25,845
So is she my cousin?
1075
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,165
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Oh, brilliant, Watson!
1076
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,531
Definite college material.
1077
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:33,887
(CHUCKLES)
1078
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,407
What are you
gonna major in,
brain surgery?
1079
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,161
(LAUGHING)
1080
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,244
So, Claire, have you been
thinking about school yet?
1081
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:45,686
Fuck, no.
1082
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:46,841
(LAUGHS)
1083
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,885
You see?
Now, that is pure Wilson.
1084
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,884
Here's to you, Claire.
1085
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,004
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
And to you, Coop!
1086
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,560
Coop!
1087
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,411
Why Golf Matters.
1088
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,083
I feel like I'm doing fieldwork
1089
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,043
among the natives or something.
1090
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,050
We shouldn't have come here.
1091
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:08,890
What?
Mmm-mmm.
1092
00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:11,882
She'll always find a way to win.
1093
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,565
What are you talking about?
1094
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:14,960
Look at us, Wilson!
1095
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:17,242
We're something out of a horror movie!
1096
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,564
We're all pasty and bald and bitter and...
1097
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,127
...lonely and...
(GROANS)
1098
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:25,563
...they're all fancy
and...
Hey.
1099
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:27,882
I would rather have our daughter
1100
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:29,564
than that creepy little kid
any day of the week.
1101
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,000
It's not really our daughter!
1102
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,360
Stop it, Pippi!
1103
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,927
(WHISPERS)
Stop it! Stop it!
1104
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:38,084
Pippi, we're here on vacation.
1105
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,323
I can't.
(SHUSHING)
1106
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,091
Let's just try to have fun.
1107
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,931
You know?
1108
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,561
Yeah.
1109
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:52,048
CLAIRE: How come
you're so quiet?
1110
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,446
(WILSON CHUCKLES)
1111
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,770
Oh, well, I...
1112
00:55:56,120 --> 00:56:00,967
Some of my best times
with my mom were spent, um...
1113
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:03,722
...not saying a word, just...
1114
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,442
...just sitting together
in the same room...
1115
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,131
...feeling...
1116
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,289
...the connection.
1117
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,769
Like a chemical thing.
1118
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,365
You know, I always used to try to imagine
1119
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,569
what you were like.
My "real dad."
1120
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:22,721
(WILSON CHUCKLES)
1121
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,246
Well, I hope you're not too disappointed.
1122
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:26,647
Nah.
1123
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:28,285
You're cool.
1124
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:33,441
(PIPPI GROANS)
1125
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,284
They went for a walk.
1126
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:36,761
Oh.
1127
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,125
Oh, God.
1128
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,481
(GROANING)
1129
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:49,441
Oh.
1130
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,321
Thanks.
1131
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,487
Aw, Pippi.
1132
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,002
I was afraid I'd never see you again.
1133
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,481
Yeah.
1134
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,362
I want you to know that I fully understand
1135
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,488
why you didn't come to Dad's funeral.
1136
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:10,125
And I also know that things were
1137
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,362
tougher for you after I left.
1138
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:14,641
(CHUCKLING) Oh?
1139
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:16,961
Yeah?
1140
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,807
Maybe they
were a little bit
tougher for me?
1141
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:22,161
Yeah.
1142
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,565
So, it's good to see you wanting a family.
1143
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,330
That says a lot to me.
1144
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,684
And I know that
I've said some
negative things
1145
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,002
about Wilson in the past, but...
1146
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:34,081
(SIGHS)
1147
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:36,721
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1148
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:40,322
So, what are Claire's real parents like?
1149
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,170
Are they okay?
1150
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:43,681
Amazing.
Mmm.
1151
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:45,566
Super rich.
1152
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,841
Mmm-hmm.
1153
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:48,166
Super well-educated.
1154
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,561
Yeah, they got
a big house. Like...
1155
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,002
...way bigger
than this place.
1156
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:56,571
That's great.
Mmm-hmm.
1157
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:00,204
And how did Claire's parents feel about
1158
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,362
you and Wilson making contact like that?
1159
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,045
Or was that their idea?
1160
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:05,406
They must really trust you
1161
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,284
to let her stay here for the weekend.
1162
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,401
Yup.
1163
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:11,727
I mean... (SIGHS)
1164
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,768
Do they know about your...
1165
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,721
...troubles?
1166
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,484
They're really cool with me.
1167
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,607
Mmm-hmm.
1168
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:24,242
Do Claire's parents
even know
where she is, Pippi?
1169
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,087
Oh, my God, Polly!
1170
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,083
Ugh! Look at you!
1171
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,891
You're still just playing
Little Miss Perfect.
1172
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,362
Kissing Dad's ass, staying all quiet
1173
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:35,930
while I spoke up for the both of us...
1174
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:37,605
...and I'm the low-life
scumbag?
1175
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,171
I knew I shouldn't have come back here.
1176
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,044
I heard Claire on the phone this morning.
1177
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:42,810
She told her mom she was staying at
1178
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,161
a beach house with her friend Hannah.
1179
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,129
You're a fucking cunt!
1180
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:49,561
(SHRIEKING)
(GRUNTS)
1181
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:58,288
When you're a kid,
you have all this future.
1182
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,250
This potential.
1183
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:02,449
But when you get to be my age,
1184
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,762
you kind of look at things
in a different way.
1185
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,400
You're kind of living more in the moment.
1186
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,291
Things like this lake and the ducks...
1187
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,361
Shit like this becomes so damn huge.
1188
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:15,966
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMING)
1189
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,481
Ow!
1190
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,290
Fuck you!
1191
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,444
Get away
from me, Pippi!
Oh, oh, oh!
1192
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,490
Stop it! Pippi!
1193
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,284
I'm getting
fucking tired
of this bullshit!
1194
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,125
No, Pippi! (GROANS)
1195
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:34,481
(SHOUTING)
1196
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,321
(FROG CROAKING)
1197
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,324
Oh, oh, oh! Look.
1198
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,641
Oh. Ooh.
(CROAKING CONTINUES)
1199
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,002
A little woodland creature.
1200
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:47,763
You know, they haven't changed at all
1201
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,161
since the time of the dinosaurs.
1202
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,691
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, you're so cute.
1203
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,849
Ooh, what's your name?
1204
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:00,130
What did the frog say to the fly?
1205
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:03,401
(LAUGHING)
1206
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:04,851
That's right.
1207
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,361
(CHUCKLING)
1208
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,484
Big drinkers, though.
1209
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,171
Big, huge drinkers.
1210
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:11,520
(INDISTINCT ARGUING)
1211
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,365
POLLY: There he is!
1212
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,401
Come here.
What?
1213
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,403
Get over here.
(STAMMERS) What's going on?
1214
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,360
Guys? No, I didn't
do anything!
1215
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,006
PIPPI: Wilson...
1216
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:23,685
(SOBBING) ...I lost it.
1217
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:25,490
WILSON: Pippi?
OFFICER: Come on, let's go.
1218
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:26,761
Pippi, what's going on?
1219
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,848
PIPPI: Just don't
say anything.
1220
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,725
Polly!
It's called kidnapping!
1221
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:34,801
OFFICER: Sit down.
1222
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:37,043
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
1223
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:40,686
Pippi?
1224
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:43,246
Claire?
1225
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,046
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
1226
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,445
(SIREN WAILING)
1227
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,202
This is nuts!
1228
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:08,724
She's my daughter.
How could this
be kidnapping?
1229
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,202
Well, the parents
are pretty P.O'-ed.
1230
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,609
It's hard to blame them.
She is just 17.
1231
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,445
Whose side are you on?
1232
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,371
Don't worry.
We'll let them cool down
1233
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:20,601
and then we'll work something out.
1234
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:22,564
You got a clean record.
1235
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:23,801
What about Pippi?
1236
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:25,570
Did they charge her with something?
1237
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:26,687
I don't know.
1238
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,285
I heard they offered her some deal.
1239
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,687
Damn it! Ahh!
1240
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:40,965
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1241
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:45,805
(MAN YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
1242
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,930
What are you looking at?
1243
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,760
That is quite a tattoo.
1244
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:21,122
Mmm. How's that?
1245
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:24,489
It's like the ultimate argument ender.
1246
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,849
Like, "No, I don't want
your fucking job. In fact...
1247
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,322
(CLEARS THROAT)
"I want to destroy
your entire society.
1248
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:31,646
"Fuck you."
1249
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:32,801
(CHUCKLING)
1250
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,644
What'd you say, bitch?
1251
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,167
(STAMMERING)
No, I'm not... I like it.
1252
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:41,526
It's like an acknowledgement
to a whole other generation...
1253
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:42,641
(GROANS)
1254
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,803
(GRUNTING)
1255
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,161
Whoa, whoa!
1256
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:47,521
(TASER CRACKLING)
Ahh!
1257
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:49,846
(DOOR ALARM BUZZES)
1258
01:02:58,360 --> 01:02:59,521
(DOOR CLOSES)
1259
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:02,727
Hi.
1260
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:09,725
(WILSON SIGHS)
1261
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:19,040
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
ON PA)
1262
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,881
PRIEST: It doesn't matter
if you're out of here
20 years,
1263
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,684
living on an island.
1264
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,889
You will never be truly free until
1265
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:34,004
you've been washed
in the blood of the Lamb.
1266
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:37,051
A believer stuck 10 years in the shoe...
1267
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:40,722
...is freer than any man
who disdains the Word.
1268
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:42,007
WILSON: Mmm.
1269
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:45,243
That is beautiful, beautiful stuff.
1270
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,927
Have you always been a...
1271
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:50,527
...God-fearing man, Pastor?
1272
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:52,764
I've tried to be.
1273
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:53,881
Oh, what a gift.
1274
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:57,089
I wish my parents had done that for me.
1275
01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:00,084
I've spent so much time
1276
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,248
trying to make sense of it all.
1277
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:04,609
Well, it's never too late.
1278
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:07,047
(CHUCKLES)
Well, yeah, I guess.
1279
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,885
I mean, at a certain point...
1280
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:12,368
...no rational man's
gonna buy into
1281
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:15,250
all this crazy mumbo jumbo.
1282
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:17,960
Let's be realistic.
1283
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,884
You got to have it ingrained...
1284
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:24,086
...before you develop
any real sense of, you know...
1285
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:25,765
...reason.
1286
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,122
I mean, unless you...
1287
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,607
...get brain damage
or something.
1288
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:33,250
(LAUGHING)
1289
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:34,641
Yeah.
1290
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:36,444
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
ON PA)
1291
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:41,841
Oh, hello, brother.
1292
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:43,446
(GRUNTING)
1293
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:55,771
WILSON: "The Lord
is my shepherd;
"I shall not want."
1294
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:58,771
"He maketh me lie down
in green pastures."
1295
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,487
He maketh me lie down in green pastures.
1296
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,485
"He leadeth me
beside the still waters."
1297
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:07,007
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
1298
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,128
"He restoreth my soul."
1299
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:10,645
He restoreth my soul.
1300
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:15,164
So I grabbed this asshole by the lapels...
1301
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:18,006
...and I said, "Look, I don't
care if you are a nun...
1302
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:21,528
"... I'm gonna fucking,
shit, fucking punch..."
1303
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:23,330
Fuck, yeah!
(ALL CHEERING)
1304
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,006
Wassup, bro?
Hey.
1305
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:28,005
How you doing, man?
You staying out of trouble?
1306
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:29,481
MAN: Yo, Wilson!
1307
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,165
Wassup, man?
Hey, man.
1308
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:32,361
Wassup, hippie? Hey.
1309
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:33,521
How's my favorite hippie?
1310
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,648
Hey, don't eat the chocolate cake.
1311
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:36,960
Gave me the shits earlier.
1312
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:39,482
There's more pieces than
there is puzzle left. Look.
1313
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:40,971
These are that color
1314
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,809
and there ain't no blanks in that color.
1315
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,331
GUARD: Hey, Wilson!
1316
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,165
You got a visitor.
1317
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,207
A what?
1318
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:51,681
(DOOR CLOSES)
1319
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:53,885
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1320
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,568
I can't believe it's you.
1321
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:13,731
It's me.
1322
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:18,211
It's two and a half years.
I never heard a word.
1323
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:19,841
I, uh...
1324
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:23,331
I tried to get my lawyer to find you.
1325
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,528
I even tried to go through Polly.
1326
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:27,927
Oh, she was on the warpath.
1327
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,721
I have thought of you every day.
1328
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:32,923
A thousand times.
1329
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,044
I'm sorry, Wilson.
1330
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:39,203
I was just, uh...
1331
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:42,725
It got really bad.
1332
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:44,929
I knew there was a reason.
1333
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:47,447
I'm sorry,
I'm... I'm so happy.
1334
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:48,801
Are you okay?
1335
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:50,767
Yeah.
1336
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:55,290
When Claire turned on me at the trial...
1337
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:57,921
I don't think
1338
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:00,771
I've ever been more devastated.
1339
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:05,283
I just thank you
for not testifying
against me.
1340
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:08,126
Yeah, but I should've
been up there
fighting for you.
1341
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:10,400
(MUTTERING)
1342
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:12,964
I wondered about that.
1343
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,600
I could've been there for you, and I...
1344
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:20,322
I totally failed you, Wilson.
1345
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,243
But you're here now.
1346
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,131
I am.
1347
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:30,648
And I have to thank you, Wilson.
1348
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:34,760
You believed in me
when nobody else ever did.
1349
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:36,766
Oh, Pippi.
1350
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:39,127
Now that I'm pulling it together here...
1351
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,969
I feel like I'm ready
for an actual relationship.
1352
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:44,491
(LAUGHING)
1353
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:46,171
And that's why...
1354
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:50,290
...Tucker and I
are moving
to Australia.
1355
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:57,481
(GASPS)
1356
01:07:58,320 --> 01:07:59,321
(STAMMERS)
1357
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:02,326
What did...?
1358
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:03,481
(LAUGHS)
1359
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:06,849
I just... Could you...?
Did you...? Did you...?
1360
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:08,321
Tucker?
1361
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,170
Yeah, my sponsor.
1362
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,164
Or he was my sponsor.
1363
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:13,891
I know that sounds really bad, right?
1364
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,650
But we went through a lot.
1365
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:16,887
So...
1366
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:19,327
I think you'd like him, Wilson.
1367
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:23,841
Yeah, I'm sure I...
1368
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,650
I'm sure I would.
1369
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:35,006
Hey.
1370
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,884
Maybe we don't
have to be
miserable forever.
1371
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,366
(PIPPI CHUCKLES)
1372
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:46,363
Maybe we could
find our way
to being happy.
1373
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,010
(BOTH SNIFFLE)
1374
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:04,561
Pippi?
1375
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:16,250
(DOOR OPENS)
1376
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:19,929
(WILSON SOBBING)
1377
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:29,368
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
1378
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:42,800
What the fuck are you looking at?
1379
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:43,967
(SHUSHING)
1380
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:56,686
Thank you.
1381
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:22,166
So...
1382
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:24,329
What's been going on in the world?
1383
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:28,047
I don't know. Nothing.
1384
01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:31,723
Tell me, friend,
have you heard
the good news?
1385
01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:34,323
Oh, no, I'm...
No, thanks.
1386
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,608
I'm just fucking with you!
(LAUGHING)
1387
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,203
Jesus doesn't give a shit.
1388
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,210
No, I just got out of prison.
1389
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:45,724
36 months hard time with
the lowest scum imaginable.
1390
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:49,208
Oh...
But I made it out
the other end.
1391
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:50,607
Yeah.
1392
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:53,247
Insert ass-rape
joke here.
1393
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:54,566
(LAUGHING)
1394
01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:57,690
I'm not gonna, you know,
1395
01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:59,842
slice your throat for a deck of smokes.
1396
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:02,089
I'm all done with that life.
1397
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:05,448
Are you headed to school?
1398
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:06,641
Yeah.
1399
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:09,405
Yeah?
Oh, good for you.
Good boy.
1400
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:11,888
Yeah, I'm just headed home.
1401
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:15,921
Just me and
a mangy old dog,
if she even...
1402
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:18,208
...remembers me.
1403
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:21,091
That's her.
1404
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:23,447
Oh, sorry...
That's my ex.
(CHUCKLES)
1405
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,404
(CHUCKLES)
No, here's the dog.
1406
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:26,926
Oh, she's cool.
1407
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,087
It's so nice talking with someone
1408
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:32,561
who isn't fucking psychotic!
1409
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:34,241
You know?
1410
01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:37,602
We got a nice long journey ahead of us.
1411
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:39,001
Yeah, a couple of hours.
1412
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:40,121
Yeah.
1413
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:15,841
"Cyndi's Cupcakery?"
1414
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:19,527
What happened to the used bookstore?
1415
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:29,521
(EXHALES)
1416
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:41,329
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
1417
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:45,565
SHELLY: Is that you,
Diana?
1418
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,689
It's me, Wilson.
1419
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,405
Pepper's dad!
1420
01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:52,721
Hi.
1421
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:57,882
You can't believe
what happened
to me, Shelly.
1422
01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,240
(SIGHS)
Um...
1423
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,842
Where's all your dog stuff?
1424
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:04,890
Well, I'm not sitting anymore.
1425
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:09,881
So where is she?
Pepper?
1426
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:11,690
Well, Wilson...
1427
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:14,003
...even when
I stopped sitting,
1428
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,765
Pepper was the only dog I kept.
1429
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:19,922
She was such a wonderful little girl.
1430
01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:21,401
"Was?"
1431
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:24,330
I'm sorry.
(SIGHS)
1432
01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:26,882
She got so sick, Wilson.
1433
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,884
And in the end she could barely even...
1434
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:33,602
She could barely
even lift her little head.
1435
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:36,201
(WAILING)
I tried to find you. I did.
1436
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:37,600
And someone said that
1437
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,762
you were in jail, and I just...
1438
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:41,690
I'm sorry.
1439
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:17,448
I'm sorry, Pepper.
1440
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:24,484
(AFFECTIONATELY)
I'll never
use this voice again.
1441
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,084
WILSON: Good-bye, Pepper.
1442
01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:41,403
You were a true friend.
1443
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:44,331
Every minute
in yourpresence
was a blessing
1444
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:46,761
and yourjoy
1445
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:49,764
over the simplest ofpleasures was humbling
1446
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:51,763
and inspirational.
1447
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:54,447
You were the pride of the neighborhood,
1448
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:57,444
the brightener of a thousand days.
1449
01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:00,923
To see a stranger's eyes tear
1450
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,446
at the memory of a similarpet
1451
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:08,285
is to know the inherent
goodness of your kind.
1452
01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:10,681
You...
1453
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:16,125
Urinated.
...urinated...
1454
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:19,325
...on my address book
and chewed up two sofas...
1455
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:20,601
Three.
1456
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:22,964
...three, but...
(SNIFFLES)
1457
01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:25,204
...in doing so,
you taught us
1458
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:28,045
the utter worthlessness of those things.
1459
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:30,961
We celebrate you, Pepper.
1460
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:34,964
(CRYING) You and
all your brothers
and sisters
1461
01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:36,724
in the animal family.
1462
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:40,406
We vow to honor and protect your kind
1463
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:43,040
and oppose with all our heart those...
1464
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:44,765
...who would harm or degrade
1465
01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:47,241
any living creature in any way.
1466
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:49,801
Amen.
1467
01:16:57,240 --> 01:17:01,086
So whatever happened
with you and Francisco?
1468
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:03,845
Diego?
1469
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,081
(CHUCKLING)
1470
01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:07,481
He turned out to be a real asshole.
1471
01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:09,922
Oh, jeez, I knew it!
1472
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:12,561
You know, those guys who come off
1473
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:14,847
all emotional and caring,
1474
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,406
they're bad news.
1475
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:19,924
You deserve to be treated with respect.
1476
01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:25,761
(SIGHS)
1477
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:28,605
I guess
I'm just not used
to all this walking.
1478
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,682
So what was prison like?
1479
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:37,525
They say that there's
no such thing
as rehabilitation
1480
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:41,282
and people come out worse
than they go in, but I...
1481
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:43,728
...kind of feel
like it helped...
1482
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:46,443
...turn me into an adult.
1483
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:48,645
(CHUCKLES) Finally.
1484
01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:56,408
Breathe.
(INHALES SHARPLY)
1485
01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:57,970
You're so tight.
1486
01:17:58,200 --> 01:17:59,611
Flip over on your tummy.
1487
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:01,051
Tummy, okay.
1488
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:02,846
Whoa.
1489
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:05,641
(EXHALES)
1490
01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:11,165
I think that you and I have
a lot to teach each other.
1491
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:12,480
Huh.
1492
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:13,886
You're so open and fearless.
1493
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,161
(WILSON GRUNTS)
1494
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,368
I'm always worrying
what other people
are thinking
1495
01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:20,250
and second guessing
every single little thing.
1496
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:21,971
Well, you know,
1497
01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:24,407
I wish I'd have started this years ago.
1498
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:27,161
I spent so much time
1499
01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:31,326
pining after my ex
and moping like an idiot.
1500
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:33,131
I'm ready for...
1501
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:35,283
...a real relationship.
1502
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:38,444
Someone with a...
1503
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:40,684
...kind heart
1504
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,526
and an open demeanor
1505
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:45,524
...and a gentle spirit...
1506
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:47,523
Motherfucker!
(BONE CRACKING)
1507
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:49,401
Ahh!
1508
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:58,207
WILSON: Call me a caveman
or whatever, but...
1509
01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:00,682
...I still say the world
was a better place
1510
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:02,041
before everybody had
1511
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:05,203
one of those damn things in their house.
1512
01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:07,201
I want to hear this.
1513
01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:09,282
I just need to finish this email.
1514
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:12,646
I mean, I feel like I'm fading
1515
01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:14,724
into oblivion
1516
01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:16,725
while...
1517
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:20,727
...everyone else is
scampering to keep up.
1518
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:24,643
Fifty years from now,
1519
01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:26,481
there won't even be
1520
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:29,040
the slightest trace of my existence.
1521
01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:31,561
Nothing.
1522
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:33,561
Like...
1523
01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:39,010
(LAUGHS) Like I never existed at all.
1524
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,928
Mmm. It's horrible.
1525
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:46,163
(BOTH MOANING)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1526
01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:48,089
(TRANQUIL MUSIC PLAYING)
1527
01:19:54,040 --> 01:19:55,451
(BOTH PANTING)
1528
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:57,205
I just have to...
1529
01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:59,601
It might be George about tomorrow.
1530
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:01,521
Hello?
1531
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:07,161
No.
1532
01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:09,441
No.
1533
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:14,444
Look, he has no interest
in talking to you, and we'd...
1534
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:15,841
...just prefer
1535
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:18,127
if you don't
call this number
anymore, okay?
1536
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:20,841
Thank you.
1537
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,610
Who the hell was that?
1538
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:35,322
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1539
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:41,727
Wow.
1540
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,047
Hi.
1541
01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:47,645
You look so...
1542
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:49,081
...grown up.
1543
01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:50,720
Thanks.
1544
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:53,445
You look good, too.
1545
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:55,847
Oh! Well, you know,
if you'd have seen me
1546
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,331
when I first got out...
1547
01:20:57,480 --> 01:21:00,802
...forty months
of eating pure crap and...
1548
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:03,924
...sitting in a little room
with a window this wide...
1549
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:06,651
I looked like a fungus.
1550
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:08,041
Mmm.
1551
01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:13,243
So, uh, did you hear from your mother?
1552
01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:15,210
You know, she's run off to Australia
1553
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:16,770
with her N.A. sponsor.
1554
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:18,491
Yeah.
Tucker.
1555
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:20,369
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
1556
01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:22,169
She emailed me before she left.
1557
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:23,765
Yeah, like they don't have cocaine
1558
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:25,922
in Australia or something.
1559
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:33,081
Look, Claire, I'm gonna
need some kind of apology
1560
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:35,522
or something.
Some acknowledgement
1561
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:37,728
of the unconscionable way
1562
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,006
that you turned on me at the trial.
1563
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:40,725
Look, I was a kid.
1564
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,610
I did exactly
what my parents
told me to do.
1565
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:46,201
And I am sorry, but...
1566
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:48,761
I had no idea how to deal with a crazy,
1567
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:50,120
chaotic situation like that.
1568
01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:53,090
Okay, look,
Polly and prison
and Australia,
1569
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:54,810
none of it matters to me.
1570
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:57,691
But to see you get up on that stand
1571
01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:59,444
and say those things about me!
1572
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:03,201
Look, I'm sorry, Wilson.
I really, really am. But...
1573
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:05,724
...it's not
why I'm here.
1574
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:11,483
I'm going to have a baby.
1575
01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:15,646
And I thought I should tell you in person.
1576
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:17,684
I guess I wanted to know if he was gonna
1577
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:20,127
have any weird diseases or something.
1578
01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:25,366
But I mean, you're just a kid yourself.
1579
01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:28,569
(SIGHS)
Don't start with that.
1580
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:31,491
I get enough of that shit
from everybody else.
1581
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:33,410
I just... A baby?
1582
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:34,841
A baby.
1583
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:38,006
So that makes me a grandfather?
1584
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:39,081
(LAUGHS)
1585
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:42,130
(CHUCKLES) Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1586
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:43,531
I just came here...
1587
01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:46,445
...to shit on you
for ratting me out
1588
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:48,010
to the Feds, and now this?
1589
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:50,367
This is... This is...
1590
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:52,246
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)
1591
01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:56,361
WILSON: You know,
Portland is not so bad.
1592
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:58,408
I could be there to help her
with anything she needs.
1593
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:01,166
What are you talking about?
I can't move to Portland.
1594
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:02,806
Oh, no, I know.
1595
01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:04,211
I wasn't, you know, suggesting...
1596
01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:06,840
I know this is a really
emotional issue for you...
1597
01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:08,451
...but you have
to accept that
1598
01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:09,885
she's not your daughter.
1599
01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:12,008
You barely know her and...
1600
01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:13,684
...she sent you to jail,
for Chrissake!
1601
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:15,530
Okay, that's true.
Point taken.
1602
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:16,966
Also, it's totally disrespectful
1603
01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:18,371
to the people who did raise her.
1604
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:20,284
Hi, ma'am!
Can I play
with your dog?
1605
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:21,885
They don't need any more stress right now.
1606
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:23,565
Let me just pet him.
1607
01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:26,041
Sit tight.
I'll be there
in 10 minutes.
1608
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:28,282
Hi! Hello!
You are such
a beautiful girl.
1609
01:23:28,480 --> 01:23:30,482
Excuse me. I got to go.
1610
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:32,564
Wilson, she has to...
Wilson!
1611
01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:34,484
I really love you.
1612
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:35,766
Hey, dude.
1613
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:37,046
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
1614
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:38,321
Wilson, she needs to go.
1615
01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:39,566
I'm sorry.
1616
01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:41,405
She has to leave.
1617
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:44,166
Wilson, she needs
to leave. Wilson!
1618
01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:19,524
What the hell are you doing here?
1619
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:20,761
I come in peace.
1620
01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:23,366
I just wanted
to talk to you
and your wife.
1621
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,284
I'll get a restraining order if I have to.
1622
01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:27,602
Please, I mean no harm.
Just the opposite.
1623
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:30,047
I wanted a chance...
1624
01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:33,887
...to get to know you
and Mrs. Cassiday a little.
1625
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,846
I... I brought this
for Claire.
1626
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:39,804
I thought she might be interested
1627
01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:41,530
in her family tree, and there's photos.
1628
01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:44,291
Yeah, well,
we don't want you
or your book.
1629
01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:47,041
I'm asking you. Go home.
1630
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:48,565
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1631
01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:54,565
I gave you a chance
to raise this
wonderful girl.
1632
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:56,882
If you love her, then...
1633
01:24:57,720 --> 01:25:00,041
...you love
a little piece
of me, too.
1634
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:03,168
That's it.
I'm calling the cops.
1635
01:25:03,480 --> 01:25:06,689
You have everything in the world!
1636
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:08,489
Can't you just find it in your heart?
1637
01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:11,326
Yeah, I have an intruder on my property.
1638
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:13,165
Uh-huh. Yes, I will.
1639
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:18,165
I'm sorry.
1640
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:22,008
Thanks for taking care
of my baby. You...
1641
01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:26,081
...did an amazing job.
1642
01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:29,011
Uh, yes.
1643
01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:31,649
Um, you know, actually it's okay.
1644
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:33,085
Yeah, false alarm.
1645
01:25:33,440 --> 01:25:34,771
No, I'm sorry.
1646
01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:36,764
Thanks very much.
1647
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:43,961
CLAIRE: Hey.
1648
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:45,881
Hey!
1649
01:25:46,440 --> 01:25:48,283
What are you still doing here?
1650
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:50,602
My mom said you were beating off.
1651
01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:53,206
No, I... I know...
1652
01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:56,886
...that I fucked
everything up.
1653
01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:59,886
I'm just asking for the tiniest...
1654
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:02,680
...shred of hope
that you might someday...
1655
01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:06,123
...let me be
a small part
of your life.
1656
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:08,091
What do you mean?
1657
01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:10,966
I'm just gonna come right out and say it:
1658
01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:12,765
I want to move to Portland
1659
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:16,041
and help you with the baby and...
1660
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:17,401
And...
1661
01:26:17,480 --> 01:26:19,881
...make up
for all my mistakes.
1662
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:21,121
No.
1663
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:24,044
Look, I can't hurt my mom and dad anymore.
1664
01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:25,446
They're already freaked out
1665
01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:27,409
about this
whole baby thing,
and I can't...
1666
01:26:27,560 --> 01:26:28,561
Please?
1667
01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:30,449
I don't think so.
Please, Claire?
1668
01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:32,882
I wouldn't be in your way.
1669
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:35,081
Claire?
1670
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:38,927
Can I at least come visit you?
1671
01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:44,765
The little fucker might like me.
1672
01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:45,966
(CHUCKLES)
1673
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:03,931
Thank you.
1674
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,001
You know,
1675
01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:10,764
I really have to just
1676
01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:14,123
take stock of my life.
1677
01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:16,283
Start counting my blessings.
1678
01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:19,604
The fact is, I got it pretty
good here with you, Shelly.
1679
01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:22,440
You know, I mean, we all want people
1680
01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:24,966
to love us for exactly who we are.
1681
01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:28,523
But that's
not really possible
in this world
1682
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:33,124
because we're just all too
unbearable. You know?
1683
01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:34,885
We got to...
1684
01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:39,490
...make the best
of what we have, you know?
1685
01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:42,486
I thought you were moving to Portland.
1686
01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:46,564
I did say that.
1687
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,001
Hmm.
1688
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:52,406
(CHUCKLES)
1689
01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:12,766
WILSON: Before this,
1690
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:14,923
I was screwed.
1691
01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:17,005
And when it was all said and done,
1692
01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:19,526
figured I'djust die and be forgotten.
1693
01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:22,486
A handful of ashes dumped in the ocean.
1694
01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:23,601
(RINGING)
1695
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:25,681
Hi.
1696
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:27,161
WILSON: Oh, my God.
1697
01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:28,321
(LAUGHS)
1698
01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:29,521
WILSON: But now...
1699
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:32,446
Now there's someone
to remember me
when I'm gone.
1700
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:34,244
It's Grandpa Wilson, right there!
1701
01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:36,602
At least until some horrific apocalypse
1702
01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:38,523
wipes out the human race.
Hi.
1703
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:40,126
(CRYING)
1704
01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:43,361
Can you hold him up a little closer?
1705
01:28:45,440 --> 01:28:48,444
WILSON: We like our stories to
end with the promise ofhope.
1706
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:50,882
Happily ever after and all that.
1707
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:54,041
Is that as clear as it gets?
1708
01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:57,284
Too bad real lives
don't have that structure.
1709
01:28:58,040 --> 01:28:59,963
Or, hell, maybe they do.
1710
01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:02,886
Maybe it's right there in front of us
1711
01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:05,202
and wejust can't see it.
1712
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:11,331
(COOING)
1713
01:29:20,331 --> 01:29:24,281
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