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May I sample the mango mayhem?
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Now you're gonna scream
for ice cream,
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John wick four!
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Actually, it's...
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Gelato.
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The violence mom won't let me
watch is the best.
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Damn it!
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Whoa.
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Live violence!
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Homie, wake up.
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There's been a car crash!
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What's happening?
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There's been an accident!
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Ooh, let's go gawk!
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Yeah!
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Marge, are you using
a charger cord as a robe belt?
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Well, I lost my belt
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And bart lost this phone, so...
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What's that mark on your sleeve?
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I used it as an oven mitt.
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My milhouse buys me a new robe
every christmas.
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Ralphie bought me
this chenille beauty
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With his tooth fairy money.
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Don't you like any of the robes
your kids bought you?
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They've never bought me a robe.
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- The quintessential mom gift!
- -un-frigging-believable.
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My kids give me homemade gifts,
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Like hand turkeys
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And macaroni-covered...
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stuff.
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Sounds like they're just
giving you their art class crap.
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Feel this.
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I like the thoughtful,
artistic gifts my kids...
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my god, that's plush!
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My robe is fine.
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It's just a little
worn in spots.
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One big spot in the back.
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Aah! The top of my crack!
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Here! Come here!
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Ooh!
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It's magical.
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But it smells like
burning flip-flops.
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My flip-flops!
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Careful! Live wire
on the ground!
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Whoa. Thank you, homer.
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Aw, you da man.
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Did you hear that?
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Kirk said I was da man.
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I mean, it sounded stupid,
the way he said it, but still...
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Well, if you want to
be "da man" for everybody,
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You should post a warning
about that live wire on alarmist.
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It's this app that alerts
neighbors to local dangers.
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Downloading now.
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You film
dangerous stuff and post it.
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You know, traffic accidents,
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Nighttime animals
out during the day.
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Hello. This
is homer simpson.
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Username...
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The simp.
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There's a live wire sparking
on evergreen terrace.
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Risk of electrocution,
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1,000%.
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A thousand percent?
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My baby could've
played with that wire!
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He ain't born, but
he's 'bout to be.
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Congratulations, you're
now part of the alarmy army.
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Hey, I can barely read my
name without my cheaters.
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How do I get a bigger
font like these guys?
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Um, those are the top
alarmers on the app.
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You want your name
in a readable font size?
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You better learn
how to spread fear.
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I'll do it. I'll get to the
top of this leaderboard
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If it's the most
useless thing I ever do!
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Bart, we need to talk about
mom's birthday present.
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Finishing it as we speak.
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Ta-da!
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It might be time to
retire the pasta art genre.
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What? In my vital
bucatini phase?
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You heard what those judgy
women said about our presents.
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We need to buy mom
a present this year.
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Where are we gonna get money?
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Otto stopped paying
for clean urine.
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Mr. Flanders is generous.
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I've sold him so many
magazine subscriptions.
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Why cat fancy?
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His cat isn't even that fancy.
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Yo, flan-man. We're
trying to make some scratch
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For our mom's birthday gift.
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You need any help
cleaning this mess up?
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Sorry. I always keep
my grass trimmed.
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You know the old saying...
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"the lawn is the
mustache of the house."
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Aw, we get it.
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We just thought mom
deserved something nice.
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But if you don't think so,
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That's cool.
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Now, well, hold on!
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If, you clean those two
leaves on my sidewalk up,
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I'll give you...
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$44.
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Both leaves?
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Deal.
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This store has everything.
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This will make mom
feel cozy and loved.
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And it'll put a sock in the
yaps of those gossipy hens.
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I'm gonna ignore the
problematic "hens"
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Because I support the sentiment.
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- Whoa.
- Whoa.
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Is it a toy?
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Yes. But it's also...
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Gear.
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It's got a pen that's
actually a tape recorder,
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An eavesdropping device
that lets you hear conversations
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From miles away.
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And when you
get in a tight spot,
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Sour gummy cyanide capsules!
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This could change everything.
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Deep down, I
know I'm the dingus!
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Give me your lunch money
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Or the whole playground
hears you blubber.
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You, too, bow tie.
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The eavesdropper
could be so useful.
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Okay, the meeting of the cool
girls has been called to order.
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It's been decided
that the new cool thing
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Is to wear earmuffs
in warm weather,
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So don't tell any randos...
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hey, guys!
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Now lisa's cool, too!
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And there's nothing
we can do about it!
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Yes.
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Cry, sherri, cry.
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Okay, just thinking out loud...
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This kit is the same
price as the robe...
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are you suggesting
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- That we...
- You know I am!
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Say yes. Come on, lis.
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I need two keys to
launch this missile.
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Mom has never really
been a gift person.
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True. She's more
into stuff like hugs
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And seeing us happy!
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But we can't just buy a spy
kit for us and nothing for mom.
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Bart?
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Bart, we can't do this.
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Would you like to apply
for a bullseye credit card?
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I'm eight.
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Yeah, you won't get
it. But if you apply,
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You get a free bullseye
ironing board cover.
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We could buy the spy kit
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And give mom the
ironing board cover!
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That's like giving her a
whole new ironing board!
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Give me an application!
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We'll give her two
ironing board covers!
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Open my present first.
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I got to hit the streets.
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I have citizens to alarm.
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Another charm for
my charm bracelet!
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That bracelet was the
smartest investment ever.
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No matter what the occasion,
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I always know what you need...
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Another charm.
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You know me so well.
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I better after
however many years.
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Open mine next!
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An ironing board cover.
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Yeah, 'cause,
you know, you iron.
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I sure do.
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Open mine. It's in
the bullseye bag!
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Such clever wrapping.
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It's another
ironing board cover.
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What do you get for the woman
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Who has only one
ironing board cover?
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Thank you. Both of you.
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I love them.
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I got to hit the road.
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If I find just three more
things to warn people about,
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I'll move ahead of cautionary
gale and cry wolfcastle
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On the leaderboard.
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We'll help clean up!
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No! I'll do it.
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You guys have...
Done so much for me.
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Enjoying your present?
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Don't play with it all day!
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We'll know soon enough
who broke this va...
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yellow sparrow,
this is slingshot.
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Prepare for
face-to-face discussion.
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Roger that. Face is prepared.
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This spy kit is great!
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All the secrets of this
house are being laid bare.
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And mom loves her present.
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She can't stop
muttering about it.
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We rule. Over.
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Roger that. Over.
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Inappropriate billboard
near noiseland arcade.
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Guaranteed danger of corruption.
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Keep children away!
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Whoa, whoa.
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Thanks for warning us about
the vulgar wordplay, simp!
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"itch, please."
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Wait, I get it!
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"itch" rhymes with "bi..."
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Mom hates
that word. Trust me.
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One more post
and I'll be top five.
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Homer.
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Religious fanatic
running through town.
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Possibly from murder scene.
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Avoid outdoors.
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- I did it.
- Fanatic!
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I'm number five!
209
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I'm better than everyone!
210
00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,964
Your name is not "frink."
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You are "frink's
monster," you see?
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Frink sad.
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00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:16,805
No, frink's monster is sad!
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00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,557
What is wrong with you?!
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00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:21,184
All right, one of youse
rats has been eating pool chalk
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And leaving chalky
pellets all over the place.
217
00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,235
No, no, don't
look at each other!
218
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Look at me! Hey! Steve!
219
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,109
Hey, marge.
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- hi, ned.
- Ooh, that's mom!
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What a party yesterday.
222
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I don't usually take
my water on the rocks.
223
00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:37,993
I was buzzing all night.
224
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Yeah. It was... Fun.
225
00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:45,375
Whoa. I didn't mean to
bring on a peeper-puddle.
226
00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,460
What's wrong?
227
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It's silly.
I-I'm embarrassed
228
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That my feelings were
hurt by a stupid birthday gift.
229
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Now, feelings aren't stupid.
230
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Some of them are evil,
but they're not stupid.
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It's just... On my one day,
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I'm barely an afterthought.
233
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:04,894
It's like they don't
think of me as a person.
234
00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:10,025
I don't get it. Why
is she so sad?
235
00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,777
Bart, she's feeling unseen.
236
00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,070
What? I always see her.
237
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,031
She's in my phone
contacts three times...
238
00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,158
Under "mom,"
"mommy" and "sandwich."
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She does so many things
that we take for granted.
240
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,913
Imagine how we
would feel if she...
241
00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,541
Half-tushied our birthdays.
242
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:29,753
What? I'd be fine if she only...
243
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We suck. Over.
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Roger that. Over.
245
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,763
As of this morning,
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I am number one on the
leaderboard of the alarmist app.
247
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Look at that!
248
00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,853
What? The broken sprinkler?
249
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,104
We need to warn people!
250
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,731
It could cause a sinkhole
251
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,566
Or activate a gremlin!
252
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,526
This is your number one alarmy
253
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:56,404
With a warning that a geyser
of water is pouring onto...
254
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:57,864
wha...?
255
00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,242
Hey! Someone named silver
bullet already reported a...
256
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:04,079
"vertical tsunami at the park."
257
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,539
Whoa! That's good mongering.
258
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,707
I got scooped?
259
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,627
Silver bullet is now
alarmy number one.
260
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,337
What?! Who is this guy?
261
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:16,383
Those fat fingers are too
slow for the silver bullet!
262
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,968
Silver bullet, your
days are numbered!
263
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:20,845
Tell me something
my doctor hasn't.
264
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,723
You smell like old lady.
265
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,600
So do you.
266
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:28,728
I smell like a lot of things.
267
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,772
We have to get
mom a new present.
268
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,148
Something meaningful.
269
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:35,902
So, let's make a list of
everything we know about mom.
270
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,363
Yes. Great idea.
271
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:43,159
Her first name
is actually margaret.
272
00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,161
Good. Write that down.
273
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:51,418
Ooh, I know. She loves
coming to my jazz recitals.
274
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:52,794
No, she doesn't.
275
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,714
She hides a copy of people
magazine in the program.
276
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,634
Why is this so hard?
277
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,470
We should know the
woman who gave birth to us.
278
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,972
Maybe she's unknowable.
279
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,682
What if we just
give her the spy kit
280
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,476
And breakfast in bed
for the rest of her life?
281
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,395
Or, you know that trunk
282
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,981
Where mom keeps all
her memories and stuff?
283
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,693
What if we use the
spy kit to break into it?
284
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,571
Ooh, welcome to the dark side.
285
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,160
Here we are.
286
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,621
I don't know if these
lock-picking tools
287
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:29,998
Are even going to work.
288
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:34,294
I mean, this is just a toy...
289
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:39,048
Now I'm concerned about
those gummy cyanide capsules.
290
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,134
Mom's birth announcement.
291
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:45,138
Her name is
marjorie, not margaret.
292
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,266
We officially know
nothing about her.
293
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,520
Mom had a parrot named petey?
294
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:59,027
They were best friends,
like me and santa's little helper.
295
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,613
Not now, boy. Busy.
296
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,406
Look at this one.
297
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:06,993
Mom's parents
must've given petey away.
298
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,953
Hey, we just learned
something about her.
299
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,789
Grandma was a jerk-ass.
300
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,208
Wait. Parrots live
for, like, 80 years.
301
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,169
Maybe we could find
petey, and then reunite mom
302
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,004
With her long-lost friend.
303
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,714
That would be like
getting her a robe
304
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,674
That tells you it
wants crackers.
305
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,259
How do we find this lady?
306
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,678
Well, we need to
go to north townsburg.
307
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,388
That place is sketchy.
308
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,558
Milhouse's dad was a sign
spinner for a meth clinic there.
309
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,977
But let's do it, for mar-ge-dy!
310
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,396
- Marjorie.
- Whatever.
311
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,985
Townsburg is three hours away?!
312
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,238
Fine. I'll just kick
the seat in front of me
313
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:46,449
Until that little screw
falls out.
314
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,159
That is so rude.
315
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,622
Well, you have to get
closer to the screw, like this.
316
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,501
Great.
317
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,510
This place is depressing.
318
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,887
Isn't that the corner
where nic cage went crazy?
319
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,098
Yep. There's the statue.
320
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,601
There's the mechanic's shop.
321
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,187
Let's do this.
322
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,439
Hey, grease stains,
seen this bird?
323
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,776
Yeah, I remember
him. That's krista's bird.
324
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,152
He in some kind of trouble?
325
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,571
We'll ask the questions.
326
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,407
What's the skinny on
this krista character?
327
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,492
Well, she owns the craft
store down the block.
328
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,077
She also sells liquor and weed.
329
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,871
- Let's go.
- Don't leave town.
330
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,914
But my niece's
wedding is tomorrow.
331
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,875
I said don't leave town.
332
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:41,004
Fine. Hey, shirl, it's
vince. I can't make it.
333
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:44,257
I don't know, some kid
told me I can't leave town.
334
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,718
I've got to get back to
being alarmy number one.
335
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,762
Gotta warn people
about... Something.
336
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:53,057
Death from above.
337
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,184
Falling branches
in springfield park!
338
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,146
Stay away.
339
00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:00,773
- We have to get out of here!
- I did it.
340
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,317
I'm alarmy number one!
341
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:05,445
Not for long, you
toad-faced beanbag.
342
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:10,033
I will cut you into tiny pieces
like my son's pancakes.
343
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,744
I'm going to eat you
up and crap you out
344
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,787
Like my son's pancakes.
345
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,542
The air at springfield
park is full of pollen.
346
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,211
Individuals with lungs
should avoid the area.
347
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:26,591
Lifeless bodies at the
park. Possible gas leak.
348
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,427
Demented man throwing
objects at the duck pond.
349
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,220
Chemical air attack
at the play yard.
350
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,598
Ufos hovering over picnic area.
351
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:37,143
String-guided dragons, most
likely time travelers attack...
352
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,395
I saw the kites
first, ya big galoot!
353
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,274
What happened?
354
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,194
The earth couldn't
support your giant ass.
355
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,946
Maybe satan heard your voice
356
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,114
And decided to
fast-track you to hell.
357
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,450
Okay, we both got one in.
358
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,827
How are we getting
out of this sinkhole?
359
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:57,121
I dropped my phone.
Do you have yours?
360
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,958
No. Just start shouting.
Someone will hear us.
361
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,876
- Help!
- Down here!
362
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,878
Save me, not her!
363
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,756
Hurry, the dragons are coming!
364
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:10,218
Yeah, petey. He
was smart as a whip.
365
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,254
Political figures of the day,
366
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,057
The "you lose" horn
from price is right.
367
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,142
So many times I
thought contestants lost
368
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,394
When they hadn't.
369
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,939
Why are you talking
about him in the past tense?
370
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,609
I left his cage open by
mistake and he flew away.
371
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,278
Last I heard, he joined
a flock of wild parrots.
372
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,907
I guess we came
all this way for nothing.
373
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,409
Stay in town.
374
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,160
But my daughter's wedding is...
375
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,664
shirl? Bad news.
376
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,916
We failed mom again.
377
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,335
We are losers.
378
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,632
Bart, it's petey!
379
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,759
How can we lure him down here?
380
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,428
I've got it.
381
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,431
Bart, are
you secretly recording me?
382
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,975
I'm on hold to talk
about our water bill.
383
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,852
I'm sorry, no, I'm
not talking to you.
384
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,062
I'm talking to my annoying son.
385
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,605
- Yes!
- Got him!
386
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,862
Annoying son.
387
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,191
Hello?!
388
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,485
Can't any of you
idiots hear us?!
389
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,905
There's no one to save us.
We scared everyone away.
390
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,700
- Isn't that ironic?
- I guess.
391
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,952
No, I'm asking. I don't
know what ironic means.
392
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,079
Why did we get so crazy?
393
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,831
I was doing a public service.
394
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,380
I warned everyone
that broken sprinkler
395
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,751
Would cause a sinkhole.
396
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,879
Bull-scat. You were trying
to move up the leaderboard.
397
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:31,049
- We both were.
- Now we're stuck down here.
398
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:34,093
I miss the surface world.
399
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,304
Hey, you gotta share that!
400
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,639
We both need strength
to fight off chuds.
401
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:42,101
Hell no. My
werther's, my choice.
402
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,647
Yeah, yeah, you
got candy in there.
403
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:47,899
Stop showing off.
404
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,818
Are you choking?
Hang on, I'll save you.
405
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,904
Wait, is this irony?
406
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:56,657
Okay, I'm doing it.
407
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,452
I can breathe!
408
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,871
Simpson,
409
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,707
Instead of mongering
fear, you mongered...
410
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,793
Life itself.
411
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,003
Thank you.
412
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,130
This is the feeling I was after.
413
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,049
Not some stupid leaderboard.
414
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,472
I'm gonna help
you get out of here.
415
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,761
Step in my hands,
I'll boost you up.
416
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:22,225
There's so much to grab on to.
417
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,146
I'll tell everyone
you're down there.
418
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:31,192
Which will make me
alarmy number one. Suck it!
419
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,986
Hairless ground
hippo stuck in sinkhole.
420
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:37,198
She's horrible.
421
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:40,785
Mom, we have one more
birthday surprise for you.
422
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,203
Really?
423
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:46,833
We tracked down
your best friend.
424
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,752
- Petey?
- Petey?
425
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,046
How-how is this happening?
426
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,048
How is this happening?!
427
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,175
How is this happening?!
How is this happening?!
428
00:18:56,261 --> 00:19:01,639
Aah! Get it off! Get
it off before he...
429
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:02,807
Ew. -
430
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,725
bart, do something!
431
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:07,645
Sorry.
432
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:08,938
We thought he loved you.
433
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,773
This is how he shows love.
434
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,151
By grooming me and
regurgitating on me.
435
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,111
I could never have friends over,
436
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,529
He was so possessive.
437
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,780
Mine!
438
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,625
So why did you even get him?
439
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,086
I didn't. I wanted a kitten.
440
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,338
Our neighbor was
giving away their parrot.
441
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:38,509
Since petey can meow, my dad
decided he was close enough.
442
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:39,802
Meow.
443
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,221
You're nothing like a kitten!
444
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,183
Don't worry, we'll take
him back to townsburg.
445
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,059
He's part of a wild flock there.
446
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,312
You went all the
way to townsburg?
447
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,772
We wanted to get you
something, you know,
448
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,733
Personal for your birthday.
449
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,403
Yeah. We did not make
friends on the bus ride home.
450
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,071
Petey is kind of racist.
451
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,991
Well, that's just...
452
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,367
We're sorry.
453
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,203
We didn't mean to
re-traumatize you
454
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,663
With your childhood
nightmare bird.
455
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,041
My wonderful babies!
456
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,501
You went to all
that trouble for me.
457
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:16,214
I wasn't an afterthought,
I was a thought.
458
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:19,800
Well, yeah, 'cause... You know,
459
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:23,221
We see you as a person.
460
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:27,516
We really do. Our
favorite person.
461
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,769
That is so...
462
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,649
You little...
463
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,402
Who wants to help mommy
abandon petey in townsburg?
464
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:39,779
We do!
465
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,799
Marge, what a beautiful robe.
466
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,384
Is that terry cloth?
467
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:05,012
French terry, from the
terry province of France.
468
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,474
My kids got it for me.
469
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,644
I just threw it on to see
what that noise was.
470
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,772
I think it came from over there.
471
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,316
Look at the fullness
in that sleeve.
472
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,528
What was that sound?
I don't see anything.
473
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:24,031
Well, it's a mystery.
We may never know.
474
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,788
- Look at how it moves.
- Poetry in fabric.
475
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,076
You better work.
476
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,832
Mission accomplished. Over.
477
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,750
Roger that. Over.
478
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,961
Shh!
479
00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:39,041
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