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Hi, Shorty.
Did you miss me?
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Huh? Come on.
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Gee, I'm tired.
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And I'm hungry too.
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These look so good.
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Doggies don't get cookies,
either.
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Mm.
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Surprise!
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You again.
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In person, Millie,
my little dilly.
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And I brought you some flowers.
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Thank you.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Hey, Millie, how about having
dinner with me tonight?
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I have a date with Shemp.
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You know we're engaged.
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You're a sucker, Millie.
You know he's not true to you.
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He's a playboy.
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I don't believe you.
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Nevertheless, it's a fact.
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You're too good
for that chiseler.
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Oh! Oh!
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Serves you right
for lying about my Shemp.
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Yeah? Some day you'll catch
that two-timer red-handed
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and you'll know I wasn't lying.
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Goodbye.
Goodbye.
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Ooh.
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Goodbye!
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Oh!
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Boo!
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Oh, Shemp, darling.
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Flowers for the fair.
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Oh, wherever did you get
the money
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to buy such a beautiful bouquet?
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Oh, think nothing of it.
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It was practically a steal.
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Oh, Shemp,
Larry was just here again.
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Oh, if he don't stop annoying
you I'll punch him in the nose.
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I'll black his eye.
I'll give him a...
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Oh.
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Was that my gums?
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Shemp, be a darling
and put these over on the table
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while I change my clothes.
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Certainly, my sweetheart.
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Aw, okay, Shorty,
I'll throw the ball for you.
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Oh, I got you all wet, didn't I?
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Well, I'll fix you up.
Come up here, Shorty, boy.
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Aw, don't you worry,
we'll get you dry.
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Oh, yes, stay right there now,
Shorty, boy.
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Stay there, will you, now?
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Oh, this way.
That a good boy.
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Now, Shorty, I'll have you dry
in a minute.
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I'll have you dry in a minute,
boy.
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That's the boy. Just...
Oh, hold it there, boy.
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I'll have you gone in a minute.
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Oh, you're still wet, ain't you?
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Well, I'll fix you up.
Come over here, boy.
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There we are.
59
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Now, there you are.
60
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Well, baby. Oh, well...
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What...?
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Good morning, Miss Lapdale.
63
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Good morning,
Mr. Larry.
64
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Uh, take a letter, Miss Lapdale.
65
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Yes, Mr. Larry.
66
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I'm ready.
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Uh, to my Siamese
representative, Mr. Ah Mee.
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Dear Mee: Uh, I, uh...
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I... Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
70
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Trying to steal my wife
away from me, eh?
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No.
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I'll tear you apart,
you philandering porcupine.
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You keep away from my wife
or I'll tear this cucumber off
75
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and shove it down your throat!
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Wait a minute.
I never saw your wife.
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Oh, yeah?
78
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I found this in my wife's purse.
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Oh, that.
That's my Christmas ad.
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I give it to all my customers.
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I never saw your wife.
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I'm engaged
to three beautiful girls.
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Ask my secretary.
84
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Oh, well, I... I just...
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Oh, take it easy, pal.
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Here. Sit down,
calm yourself.
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Thanks very much.
Yeah.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Wait a minute, now,
take it easy.
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How about a cigar?
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I don't smoke.
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Well, get something
to calm yourself.
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You want a drink?
I don't drink.
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But I'll have a little birdseed,
if you don't mind.
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That always calms my nerves.
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Say, I used to be
a private detective,
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and as a favor to you,
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I'll try to find this chiseler
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who's trying to steal
your belle.
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Belle?
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How did you know
her name was Belle?
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Wait. You know,
all women are belles,
103
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like "belle of the ball?"
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Oh, I'm sorry, pal.
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I'm too impetuous and jealous,
I guess.
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That's all right.
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I'll try to find this chiseler,
and when I find him,
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I'll let you know, and when you
get your hands on him,
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give him this, and that,
and this,
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and this, and this,
and this! There.
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Oh, thanks,
you're certainly a pal.
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That's all right.
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And when you find him,
give him this too.
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Oh... Oh!
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Whew. What a narrow escape.
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He suspects Belle and I.
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I gotta find myself a fall guy
before he gets wise.
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My fall guy.
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Hi, Shemp.
120
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I want you to stay away
from Millie,
121
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you fuzzy-topped Casanova.
She's my girl.
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Remember that.
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Ow!
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Ow.
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Why... Don't get excited, Shemp.
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I'm only playing up to Millie
to get her dad's business.
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And furthermore,
I'm gonna do you a favor.
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I'm gonna get you a job.
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Oh, thanks.
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Here, take this card to the
Perfect Underwear Company.
131
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They need a salesman.
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Oh,
this'll make my Christmas dandy.
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Oh, that's all right.
Anything for a pal.
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Oh, I forgot to feed Cedric.
135
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What do you got in there?
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Why, that's Cedric, the only
trained clam in the world.
137
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Watch this.
A clam?
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Yeah.
139
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Cedric, how many days in a week?
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Marvelous.
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You ain't seen nothing yet.
Come here.
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Cedric, what do we do
if we don't like somebody?
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Let me try that.
144
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Go ahead.
145
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Now, Cedric, what do we do
when we don't like somebody?
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Listen, you, I'll get you
in a chowder one day,
147
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and look out.
Believe me...
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Saltwater.
149
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Here's that last bulb.
150
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I'll get this in,
then I'll be finished.
151
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Oh, be careful, Moe, dear.
You might fall.
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I hope.
153
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Why, Belle, baby, the only one
I'd ever fall for is you.
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Clumsy ox.
155
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Oh, Moe, what is the matter
with you today?
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Goodness!
157
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Oh, thanks, darling.
158
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Oh, thanks nothing, nitwit.
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Say,
you'd better finish the tree.
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I've got an appointment
and I'm late.
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Ah!
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Kiss me goodbye, darling.
163
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Ah.
I'll see you later.
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Oh, my hat.
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Oh, you clumsy idiot.
166
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Yes?
Good day, ma'am.
167
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Larry Fine sent me in regard
to some undergarments.
168
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Oh, yes, he phoned me.
Won't you come in?
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
170
00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:12,104
You have a lovely place here.
Thank you.
171
00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:14,473
Now, here's the latest creation
from Gay Paree.
172
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Why, they're rather cute.
173
00:10:15,966 --> 00:10:17,509
Would you mind
modeling them for me?
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Anything to make
a dishonest dollar.
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All right.
You may go in there.
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Oh, thank you very much.
Thank you.
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Oh, excuse me.
178
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But Millie, it's true.
179
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You go to that address,
like I told you,
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and you'll find out what
a two-timer Shemp really is.
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Is he there now?
182
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Sure.
He's there with her right now.
183
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Attagirl. Goodbye.
184
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Oh, now to call Belle's husband.
185
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Whew. What a long prefix.
186
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,063
Hello, Moe?
187
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Well, I've found him.
188
00:11:17,393 --> 00:11:19,761
Well, here it is.
189
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Oh, pardon me.
190
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,418
Well, where is he? Where's that
faithless Shemp?
191
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- Who?
- Don't act so innocent.
192
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You're not fooling me.
193
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Well, just a moment, now.
194
00:11:39,849 --> 00:11:42,762
I'm gonna look for myself.
It's no use lying to me.
195
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,263
Larry told me
he was here with you.
196
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That double-crossing skunk.
197
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,334
Do you know Larry?
198
00:11:49,358 --> 00:11:52,905
Yes, and I suppose I'm gonna
have to marry him after all.
199
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Over my dead body.
200
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Mine too.
201
00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,378
What was that?
Well, I...
202
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I'll murder him!
Moe!
203
00:12:03,272 --> 00:12:05,151
Where is he?
I'll murder him!
204
00:12:05,175 --> 00:12:07,186
I'll tear him to pieces,
that's what I'll...!
205
00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:11,891
Oh! Help!
206
00:12:11,915 --> 00:12:12,892
Help me up!
207
00:12:12,916 --> 00:12:15,161
Ow! Help!
208
00:12:15,185 --> 00:12:18,230
Ow! Ow!
209
00:12:18,254 --> 00:12:22,223
Well, shrink your head,
pull in your ears.
210
00:12:25,394 --> 00:12:27,472
Help, help me out!
211
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:30,342
Help! Help!
212
00:12:30,366 --> 00:12:32,299
Ow! Oh!
213
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Oh, my nose.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
214
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Oh, my nose.
215
00:12:42,378 --> 00:12:45,257
He's in here someplace.
I'll find him.
216
00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:48,928
Where'd you hide him?
Which way did he go?
217
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Thanks, buddy.
218
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Come down or I'll shoot!
219
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Ow!
I got him.
220
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Oh!
221
00:12:59,796 --> 00:13:01,140
Oh.
222
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,502
Oh, my head.
223
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:15,154
Hello, children.
224
00:13:15,178 --> 00:13:17,957
I'm a little early, but I got
a lot of running to do.
225
00:13:17,981 --> 00:13:19,892
Blitzen is in the kitchen,
226
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:22,762
and Prancer's got
the antsers in his pantsers.
227
00:13:22,786 --> 00:13:24,696
Merry Christmas!
228
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,367
Oh, you, eh?
229
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,102
No.
Take off that beard.
230
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Okay, I'll take it off.
I'll...
231
00:13:31,861 --> 00:13:33,141
Why, you...
232
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Ooh!
233
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:40,913
Oh, my.
234
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:44,906
Get me a towel!
235
00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:56,028
I'll get you, you home-wrecker!
236
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,052
Where is he?
237
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Where is he? That dirty rat.
238
00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:04,325
I'll murder him!
239
00:14:25,514 --> 00:14:27,081
Huh?
240
00:14:30,153 --> 00:14:31,853
Ooh!
241
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:45,968
Oh!
242
00:14:49,205 --> 00:14:51,116
That's what you get
for tripping me.
243
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,219
I tell you I don't know
what you're talking about.
244
00:14:53,243 --> 00:14:55,687
He must have come back in here.
I'll fill him full of holes.
245
00:14:55,711 --> 00:14:57,489
Give me that.
Now, you'll shoot somebody!
246
00:14:57,513 --> 00:14:58,590
Turn me loose, I tell you!
247
00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:00,882
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
248
00:15:05,454 --> 00:15:07,199
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
249
00:15:11,627 --> 00:15:14,039
Oh, I got you at last, eh?
250
00:15:14,063 --> 00:15:15,140
Why, you...
251
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,508
You!
Moe, wait a minute.
252
00:15:16,532 --> 00:15:18,077
You dirty rat!
I didn't do nothing!
253
00:15:18,101 --> 00:15:19,778
Wait a minute. I...
254
00:15:19,802 --> 00:15:20,802
Moe!
255
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,184
Let me go.
I got your boyfriend.
256
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:26,185
I shot him right...
257
00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:28,553
Ah! Ow, ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
258
00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:30,205
Oh, oh! Ooh! Ooh!
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