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Just past the hour.
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I wonder what delays
Affah Dollah.
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Fear not, most illustrious
Hassan Ben Sober.
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Fear not. Affah Dollah will
get the map by hook or crook,
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as sure as my name
is Ghinna Rumma.
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Quite so.
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Service.
How about a little service?
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- Comin' up here. Yes, sir.
- Comin' up.
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Yes, sir, we have
all the service.
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At your service.
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Whew.
Boy, if I hadn't ducked,
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we'd have collided sure.
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What a narrow escape.
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What? Wh...?
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What's the matter with you?
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Take this off.
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Take this off!
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Now, take it easy.
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We'll have you all fixed up
in a minute. What's this?
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Oh, happy birthday.
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Hold this.
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Just a minute.
I'll take it right off.
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I would leave it on.
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People don't know if you're
comin' or goin' with this on.
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There you are, sir.
You look very pretty.
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And the spaghetti
is as good as new.
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Why, you...
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Moe. Wh...?
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Dog of dogs, how dare you?
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A thousand pardons.
It was unavoidable.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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This would degrade you.
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'Tis true.
I am an aristocrat.
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I am Hassan Ben Sober.
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I had a few too many myself.
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Quiet.
We gotta clean up this mess.
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Why, you...
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Ooh! Oh!
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Get busy.
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What are you doin'?
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Stop it, will you?
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Oh, cut it out.
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- We'll travel by night.
- Perhaps if Affah Dollah...
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Greetings, greetings.
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Did you bring the map,
Affah Dollah?
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Aye, chief.
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But as I slit his throat...
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with his dying breath,
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he said someone else
had a duplicate map.
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'Tis bad. We must leave at once
if we are to be the first
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to reach
King Rootin'-Tootin's tomb.
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Make preparations
to depart immediately.
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Aye, chief,
but remember the curse:
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He who touches the jewel first
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is doomed to a thousand deaths.
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We must secure
the services of three,
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and when we get them
to do our bidding:
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Yes, but we'd best have food
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before we travel.
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Aye.
Service.
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Waiters.
Service.
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Here we are.
At your service.
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Oh! Ooh.
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What'll you have?
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We want...
We don't have any more.
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All we got left
is rabbit and hot dogs.
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Rabbit.
Hot dog.
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Hot dog, they'll take rabbit.
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Okay, comin' up.
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Comin' right up.
Comin' right up.
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Here we are:
pepper and salt.
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That busboy's off.
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Scat!
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Come here.
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Come here, you.
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- We'll have to fix you.
- Why, you...
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Here.
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Oh.
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Catsup.
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Cat... Aah!
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Get outta here.
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Come here, you.
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Ah, you think
you'll get away, eh?
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Now I got you.
Come on. Now I got...
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It couldn't be.
Or could it?
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Now, you stay here
and you be a good boy, you.
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Now, sit there.
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Here you are, gentlemen.
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Hot dogs.
When it comes to cookin',
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I'm the cat's meow.
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Sit down.
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Oh, but I'm not tired.
I'll just stand while you eat.
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Sit down
with your head on or off.
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Y-You talked us into it.
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Eat!
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Did you hear anything?
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Yeah, I did.
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Sit down and eat.
Eat.
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Eat.
Eat.
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Gesundheit.
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Eat!
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Well?
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Whoa!
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I killed it.
I killed it.
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Oh, I killed it.
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Shh.
This just can't be.
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Forgot the mustard.
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So you are the perpetrator
of this.
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Sit down and eat.
Sit down.
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A pleasure. Thank you.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Mm.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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There's the dog and cat.
Why didn't you tell me?
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What?
Shut up.
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Let him alone.
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You too.
Oh, cut it... Oof.
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Come here.
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Oh!
Oh!
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There. Oof.
Ooh!
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These three, they are the ones
to get the jewel for us.
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Right.
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Gentlemen.
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Who came in?
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No, you.
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How would you boys like to
make a thousand shilbleenas?
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Here.
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You've convinced us.
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What do we have to do?
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There is a diamond
worth a king's ransom.
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Do you hear? A king's ransom.
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Gentlemen, this map will lead us
to the treasure.
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Now, pay strict attention.
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Huh?
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Oh. Ruined. Defeated.
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That murderous cutthroat.
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He has the famous
100-carat diamond.
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A hundred carats?
He sure knew his onions.
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Quiet.
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This map is useless to me now.
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With that diamond,
I could have quit my job
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as the doorman
at the Oasis Hotel.
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Hey, spinach chin.
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Do you mean to tell me
you're only a doorman?
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Yes.
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Well, there's the door, man.
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Will you give me 5 for this?
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No, but I'll give you two.
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I'll take it.
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Get out.
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Hey. There's only one
100-carat diamond,
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and it comes
from Rootin'-Tootin's tomb.
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That's government property.
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Right, and if we return it,
we'll get a big reward.
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Yeah, maybe 50,000 bucks.
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Boy, with that kind of money,
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we could rent a one-room
apartment in Hollywood.
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Maybe.
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But that Emir of Shmow
is a cutthroat.
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Suppose he cuts my throat?
161
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Well?
Well?
162
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Now, don't worry.
We'll be disguised.
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We'll find the shortest way.
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Now, here.
Study this map closely.
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We start here at Jerkola,
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down the Inseine River,
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over the Giva Dam,
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through Pushover,
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across Shmowland,
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to the stronghold of Shmow.
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Pass.
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Giddyap. Giddyap.
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Whoa.
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Halt. Who goes there?
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Santa Claus.
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Oh, there ain't no Santa Claus.
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Oh, yes, there is,
and we got a present for you.
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You have?
Right here.
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Okay, boys, come on.
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The coast is clear.
Come on.
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Hike.
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Come on.
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Okay, let's find the diamond.
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It's the Shmow.
Let's go.
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There he is,
and he's wearin' the diamond.
186
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Now is our chance to get it.
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Yeah.
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Fee, fi, fo, fum.
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I'm the evil spirit that guards
the Rootin'-Tootin' diamond.
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Give it to me
lest evil befall you.
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Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
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The spirit commands you
to stand on your head
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in that lily pond
until further notice.
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Uh-oh. Hide quick.
Somebody's comin'.
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Moe, scram.
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Whoa!
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Whoa.
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Here. Hold this.
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I'll kill you!
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I'll kill...
201
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Gotcha. Bull's eye.
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Why, you...
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Your hat.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Why...
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Well, that's that.
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Get up here.
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Hey, the Shmow is flooded.
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Sister, it looks like
you're out of a job.
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Ha-ha-ha.
Where's that diamond, kid?
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Hey! Hey!
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