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Come in.
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Baby!
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Cliff!
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Hello, darling.
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Gosh, baby, you look terrific.
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Say, how much longer you gonna
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keep up this act
with the wheelchair?
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When's the insurance company
gonna pay off?
Today, darling.
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The insurance adjuster's
taking me to his office
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in the insurance building.
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Then I collect $25,000.
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Aw, what a gal.
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Say, uh, who did you get
for witnesses this time?
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Well, there are three saps
living downstairs
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who've been waiting
on me hand and foot.
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They've sworn
I'm a hopeless cripple.
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All right, darling,
see you tonight.
Bye.
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Hey, it's Mary.
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Come on.
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What's she saying?
She wants breakfast.
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Tell her we'll bring it
as soon as we shave and dress.
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That's a dot.
Dot?
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Dash, dash.
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Dot, dot.
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Hey, cut it out, will ya?
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Does my head
look like a steam pipe?
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No, a steam pipe
hasn't got ears.
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Besides, what are you
beefing about?
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All I did was hit you like this.
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It was harder than that.
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Well, at the most,
it was only like this.
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It was much harder than that.
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I'll show ya.
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See?
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Take it easy, kid.
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All right, all right,
break it up.
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We got work to do, see?
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Don't you use that tone
of voice to me, or I'll...
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You'll what?
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See that?
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Get busy. Do your exercises.
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Help me up.
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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Now that I'm down here
I better do my swimming.
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Hey, barracuda.
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Ohhh!
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Get up here.
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Listen, halibut, I'll filet you.
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We gotta get shaved.
Mary's waitin'.
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Come on.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey.
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Right.
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Your face is too sharp.
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Towel.
Towel.
Towel.
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Low man again.
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Hurry with those towels.
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Hot towels comin' up.
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Oh, oh.
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Towel. Ooh!
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Towel.
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Towel.
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Shampoo!
Shampoo.
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Powder!
Powder!
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Take a powder.
Go on.
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Nice, beautiful talcum powder:
Schlemiel Number 8.
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Achoo!
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We better rush the breakfast.
Mary'll be starved.
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Yeah, I'll light the stove
and make the hotcakes.
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I'll cook the eggs.
I'll get the cereal.
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Good. What are we
waitin' for? Let's go.
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Wait a minute.
Look out.
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What's the matter?
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Go on! Fix those eggs.
Get out of here.
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Oh, nice, fresh cacklefood.
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Oh, I gotta have a mixing bowl.
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Ah, let's see.
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Ah, too small.
This ought to do.
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What stupid, imbecilic fool
put that...?
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I did.
Oh, am I dumb.
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You lamebrain. Fried eggs?
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Mary likes 'em scrambled.
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I oughta mash you like a potato.
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Hey, Moe, where'd you get
the sunglasses?
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I bought 'em.
Get out of here and get busy.
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I'll take care of this.
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Let me see now.
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The coffee grinder, yes.
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There we are.
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Now, the old lard. Ha-ha.
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Yes, sir.
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One...
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Two...
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Three.
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That's fine.
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Hen fruit.
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Go on, nitwit.
Set that table up
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so Mary can have
her breakfast. Hurry up.
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Go on. Get out of here.
I'm goin'. I'm goin'.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah?
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A wise guy, huh?
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There ya are.
There ya are.
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Hey! What's the matter with you?
This thing is haunted.
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Every time I lift the legs,
they jump back.
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You're an imbecile,
There's nothin' wrong with it.
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I'll show ya.
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One, two, three, four.
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Now, get this table set. Go on.
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Cut it out.
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Funny you stay up for him.
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Ow! Ow! Oh, oh.
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Oh, my finger.
Where's my finger?
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Oh, there it is.
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Oh, a wise guy, eh?
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Remember, no tricks.
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Wait'll you see what we got
for breakfast.
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Nice, cold hotcakes
smothered in vinegar.
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Come in.
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How do you do?
I'm the new adjuster
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from the Calamity
Insurance Company.
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How do you do?
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Oh, so you're the crook that's
been holding out on this kid?
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Everybody knows
that you owe her dough.
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Why don't you pay her?
She's a cripple.
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Come on now, start something.
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I'd like to bop you
right in the bean.
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Knock this off my shoulder.
You looking for trouble?
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, adjuster, eh?
I knew you was a crook
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when you walked
through that door.
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Think I'm afraid of you, eh?
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Just because you're
a big insurance man, huh?
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If you don't pay her the money
that she's got comin' to her,
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I'll... Why, I'll
give it to you good, boy.
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Shoot one that way.
Shoot one that way.
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Whoa, boy.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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Where is he?
Oh, you're getting smart, eh?
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Oh, a little harder, eh?
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Oh, a wise guy.
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So you meant it, eh?
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Cut out this nonsense.
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Mary, we got work to do.
We'll see you later. Come on.
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Mister, open that door.
Get going.
All right.
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Come on.
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Where you going?
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Let's hurry this up so we
can get back and help Mary.
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That's what
we're gonna try to do, kid.
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Hey, Larry...
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What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with me?
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What's goin' on?
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Why, you nitwit, you.
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Get busy or I'll
pulverize ya. Go on!
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All right.
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I'm the only guy
does anything around here.
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Why, you...
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You nitwit, you.
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What's the matter with you?
Give me that brush.
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You're absolutely useless.
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I'm sorry, kid.
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Look what you're doing.
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I said I'm sorry, so shut up!
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Get that thing up.
I'll knock your brains out.
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Hurry up.
Okay, don't be...
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Line 'er up.
I got it.
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There it is.
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Okay. "Here this week"
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Fine, fine, but business
has been generally bad.
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You got a great act, Svengarlic.
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But if you could pull
some stunt that would make
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the front pages
of the newspapers,
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we'd do a land
off this business.
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For instance, if you could
hypnotize somebody
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to walk on water or make 'em
do a dance up there
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on the flagpole
of that insurance building,
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then you've got something.
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You've got a great idea,
all right.
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But I've gotta find
the right person to hypnotize.
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Let me think.
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Hey, wait a minute.
I got an idea.
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You?
Yeah.
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Maybe Svengarlic can hypnotize
Mary and make her walk.
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Aw, that hypnotism stuff
is the bunk.
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I'll bet I can hypnotize you
and make you do anything.
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For instance,
look me in the eye.
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Hokus pokus, pokus hokus,
abracadabra.
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You are now in Los Angeles.
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I am now in Los Angeles.
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You are now in New York.
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I am now in New York.
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You are now in Sing Sing.
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I am now in Sing Sing.
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You are now in Boston.
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I am now in Sing Sing.
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No, you're now in Boston!
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I am now in Sing Sing.
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You can't get this guy
out of Sing Sing.
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Good. That's just where
he belongs. Ha-ha.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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That's where he belongs, eh?
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I'll tear you limb from limb.
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Come on, stop this nonsense
and let's get away from here.
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I'm sick and tired
of this nonsense, so cut it out.
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I hope you numbskulls
are convinced
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that this hypnotism is a fake.
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You are wrong, my friend.
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Look me in the eye,
straight in the eye.
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In the eye.
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In the eye.
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Aside. Stay.
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You are now a cat.
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Let me hear you.
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You are a monkey.
Start monkeying.
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Stay.
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You, over.
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- Great. Great, Svengarlic.
- We're made.
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You're a sensation, man,
a sensation.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the great Svengarlic
will now demonstrate
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the most amazing manifestation
of hypnotism ever performed.
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Watch that flagpole
on the insurance building
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across the street.
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You are still under my spell.
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Come out. Come out.
Walk out on the flagpole.
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Walk. Walk. Stop.
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You will now start dancing.
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Dance. Dance.
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Dance.
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That's the way. Dance.
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Good grief! Svengarlic
has been injured.
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Speak to me.
Svengarlic, say something.
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The boys are up on
the flagpole... The boys.
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Hey, what's that crowd
doing down there?
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Let go of my legs.
Let go of my legs.
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What, do you think I got wings?
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If you don't let go,
I'll hit you with this flagpole.
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I'm slippin'.
Shemp, hold still.
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I'll spit in my hands
and get a new hold.
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I... Whoa!
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Oh, no! Help!
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Ahh! Hey, Moe!
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What's goin' on?
I feel a draft.
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Moe!
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Hey, Moe.
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Where are ya?
You're inside out.
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Moe! Moe, don't move.
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How you doin'?
Okay.
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You up?
Oh. Ohh.
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It's Mary.
She's cured.
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She can walk.
It's a miracle.
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Thank you, boys.
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Oh! You blithering idiots.
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Take it easy.
Take it easy now.
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You imbeciles!
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