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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,165 --> 00:00:23,875 "Marketing 101." 2 00:00:26,252 --> 00:00:28,546 If you live in any major city, 3 00:00:28,713 --> 00:00:30,673 you see 800 ads a day. 4 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:33,176 In most of them, models are going to be looking at you 5 00:00:33,343 --> 00:00:35,303 - like they want to fuck you. 6 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:38,181 You're so used to this that you don't even notice it anymore, 7 00:00:38,348 --> 00:00:39,933 but your body does. 8 00:00:40,099 --> 00:00:41,559 Your heart rate increases, 9 00:00:41,726 --> 00:00:44,562 your pupils dilate, you breathe faster... 10 00:00:44,729 --> 00:00:46,648 - you become more alert. 11 00:00:46,815 --> 00:00:49,234 - You've been tapped. 12 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,528 Looking at a billboard is supposed to feel 13 00:00:51,694 --> 00:00:53,321 like love at first sight. 14 00:00:53,488 --> 00:00:56,366 But it's not real. It's just marketing. 15 00:00:56,533 --> 00:00:58,034 And without that, 16 00:00:58,201 --> 00:00:59,702 you wouldn't even know who you are. 17 00:01:01,663 --> 00:01:03,873 You see, the first thing you learn in business school 18 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:07,627 is that you need to market yourself before the ads do it for you. 19 00:01:07,794 --> 00:01:10,004 Which is why they teach you to pick a new name-- 20 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:11,923 brand yourself and become the product 21 00:01:12,090 --> 00:01:14,509 - that you're trying to sell. - Your name's Scat? 22 00:01:14,676 --> 00:01:16,052 Yeah, my name's Scat. 23 00:01:16,219 --> 00:01:18,471 A name he chose because it was closely associated 24 00:01:18,638 --> 00:01:22,016 - with jazz, beat poetry and... - Animal shit. 25 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:25,895 N-- like jazz. It's a type of music. 26 00:01:26,062 --> 00:01:27,605 You've had 16 sexual partners? 27 00:01:27,772 --> 00:01:29,899 - Okay... - Yeah. 28 00:01:30,066 --> 00:01:32,193 Provided your blood test comes back negative, 29 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,737 that'll be $54. 30 00:01:34,904 --> 00:01:37,490 Fifty-- don't you think my sperm's worth a little more than that? 31 00:01:37,657 --> 00:01:39,826 Because you've had 16 sexual partners, 32 00:01:39,993 --> 00:01:41,953 there's already a 90% risk... 33 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,247 But I put on my form that I don't have an STI. 34 00:01:44,414 --> 00:01:46,040 You could have written anything. 35 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,001 Ma'am, what am I supposed to do with $54? 36 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:51,629 I can't pay my rent with $54. 37 00:01:51,796 --> 00:01:53,423 Do you know how hard it is for me 38 00:01:53,590 --> 00:01:56,384 to just give away my future spawn for 54 bucks? 39 00:01:56,551 --> 00:01:58,887 - How do you think they'd feel? - Shh. 40 00:01:59,053 --> 00:02:01,556 Cool name. 41 00:02:01,723 --> 00:02:03,850 This is Scat's roommate Sneaky Pete. 42 00:02:04,017 --> 00:02:07,145 He broke his jaw sophomore year after a motorcycle accident, 43 00:02:07,312 --> 00:02:10,106 and had it wired shut. He couldn't speak for three months. 44 00:02:10,273 --> 00:02:13,318 The accident just so happened to coincide with "Marketing 304: 45 00:02:13,484 --> 00:02:16,529 Persona Creation," where Sneaky Pete received the only perfect score. 46 00:02:16,696 --> 00:02:18,114 He hasn't said a word since. 47 00:02:18,281 --> 00:02:20,199 You're a perfect candidate, Mr. Pete. 48 00:02:20,366 --> 00:02:22,660 This is wonderful. Provided your blood test... 49 00:02:22,827 --> 00:02:25,747 Pete visited the health clinic 18 times his freshman year, 50 00:02:25,914 --> 00:02:27,916 and it wasn't because he had the flu. 51 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:29,626 That will be $270. 52 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:32,086 But the truth doesn't matter, 53 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:34,589 because perception is reality. 54 00:02:34,756 --> 00:02:36,215 ...saving it for marriage. 55 00:02:36,382 --> 00:02:37,759 It's all just... 56 00:02:37,926 --> 00:02:40,219 marketing. 57 00:02:42,305 --> 00:02:44,891 $54 a week? 58 00:02:45,058 --> 00:02:47,018 Your sister makes more at her lemonade stand. 59 00:02:47,185 --> 00:02:50,605 Mom, it's just temporary. Competition's stiff in this climate. 60 00:02:50,772 --> 00:02:52,357 - You're settling. - I'll get-- 61 00:02:52,523 --> 00:02:54,484 You used to be so innovative. 62 00:02:54,651 --> 00:02:56,819 Remember when you won the science fair, Michael? 63 00:02:56,986 --> 00:02:58,863 Mom, my name is Scat now. 64 00:02:59,030 --> 00:03:00,448 This form is now... 65 00:03:02,951 --> 00:03:04,410 Recapping the stories... 66 00:03:04,577 --> 00:03:07,038 Introducing the Tiddy Bear. 67 00:03:07,205 --> 00:03:09,207 - That's T-I-D-D-Y Bear. 68 00:03:09,374 --> 00:03:11,250 The cute little guy that eliminates all those 69 00:03:11,417 --> 00:03:13,962 - irritating shoulder-strap problems. 70 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:16,089 Designed to make driving more comfortable, 71 00:03:16,255 --> 00:03:18,424 the Tiddy Bear snaps onto your shoulder strap 72 00:03:18,591 --> 00:03:21,177 and moves up and down to eliminate uncomfortable pressure... 73 00:03:21,344 --> 00:03:24,806 - Going to bed? - Now you can have you own Tiddy Bear, 74 00:03:24,973 --> 00:03:26,891 and eliminate those annoying shoulder... 75 00:03:27,058 --> 00:03:28,393 They say every person has three 76 00:03:28,559 --> 00:03:30,895 million-dollar ideas in their life. 77 00:03:31,062 --> 00:03:33,690 Scat had three of them before he turned seven... 78 00:03:33,856 --> 00:03:35,483 - See you tomorrow. - ...and many after. 79 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:37,652 In high school, he won the state science fair 80 00:03:37,819 --> 00:03:39,821 for inventing a new flavor of ice cream. 81 00:03:39,988 --> 00:03:43,074 165 people showed up for the taste test. 82 00:03:43,241 --> 00:03:45,201 They just wanted vanilla. 83 00:03:45,368 --> 00:03:48,329 You see, people don't care about something new. 84 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:51,124 They just want the same old thing 85 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:53,084 behind a new, sexier label... 86 00:03:53,251 --> 00:03:55,378 - Fuck! 87 00:03:58,214 --> 00:04:00,383 ...because taste doesn't matter. 88 00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:02,051 It's all about the branding. 89 00:04:02,218 --> 00:04:04,637 And without that... 90 00:04:08,558 --> 00:04:10,476 it's just syrup and water. 91 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:16,941 Pete, you awake? 92 00:04:19,610 --> 00:04:20,945 I have an idea... 93 00:04:21,112 --> 00:04:23,322 it's a drink idea. It just clicked! 94 00:04:23,489 --> 00:04:24,907 I'm gonna run with this, Pete. 95 00:04:25,074 --> 00:04:26,868 I really think this could be it for me. 96 00:04:27,035 --> 00:04:29,662 I might even be able to pull you in too. You've got great ideas. 97 00:04:29,829 --> 00:04:31,706 What do you think? Do I-- I mean do I go indie? 98 00:04:31,873 --> 00:04:33,541 Do I try to sell to one of the majors? 99 00:04:35,001 --> 00:04:37,378 Yeah, it definitely feels mainstream. 100 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:39,422 One of the majors. 101 00:04:39,589 --> 00:04:42,216 I just need to get it in front of the right guy. 102 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:45,094 Little did he know 103 00:04:45,261 --> 00:04:47,597 her name is Six. 104 00:04:48,848 --> 00:04:50,391 - Wow. 105 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:51,851 ♪ Go party down now... ♪ 106 00:04:52,018 --> 00:04:53,936 Six sounds like sex. 107 00:04:54,103 --> 00:04:55,772 That's the point. 108 00:04:55,938 --> 00:04:57,940 Studies show that the more men associate 109 00:04:58,107 --> 00:05:01,277 sex with decision-making, the more likely their answer will be "yes" 110 00:05:01,444 --> 00:05:03,946 - to anything that you might request. - Morning, Six! 111 00:05:04,113 --> 00:05:05,615 "What was the question?" you might ask. 112 00:05:05,782 --> 00:05:07,241 Grade A. - Great ass. 113 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,703 Do you really think it matters? 114 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:13,623 - Addy. This is Beth. 115 00:05:13,790 --> 00:05:15,708 Sure! 116 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:18,711 Welcome to the Addison Company, how may I help you? 117 00:05:18,878 --> 00:05:21,005 Hello, Beth is it? 118 00:05:21,172 --> 00:05:23,174 I'm the brother to your New Products marketing manager 119 00:05:23,341 --> 00:05:25,093 and I... 120 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:27,720 it's the whole family. We have this special birthday surprise planned-- 121 00:05:27,887 --> 00:05:29,347 Who do you wish to see, sir? 122 00:05:29,514 --> 00:05:31,182 - Six. - I'm sorry, 123 00:05:31,349 --> 00:05:33,726 New Products doesn't accept unscheduled meetings. 124 00:05:33,893 --> 00:05:35,895 Yeah, I know that, Beth. That's why I'm here. 125 00:05:36,062 --> 00:05:38,272 I was hoping you'd put me through to her so that I can sort this all out. 126 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,899 - Addy. This is Beth! 127 00:05:40,066 --> 00:05:42,902 Sure, you're welcome! 128 00:05:43,903 --> 00:05:46,572 I'm sorry, New Products doesn't accept unsolicited calls. 129 00:05:46,739 --> 00:05:49,784 Tell me, Beth, how do you suggest that I contact my own sister? 130 00:05:49,951 --> 00:05:51,536 I refuse to solicit a call. 131 00:05:51,702 --> 00:05:53,496 - That's just absurd. - Try her cell. 132 00:05:53,663 --> 00:05:56,624 - Have a nice day, sir. 133 00:05:56,791 --> 00:05:58,209 Addy. This is Beth. 134 00:05:58,376 --> 00:06:00,211 Yeah, the ingredients in Addison beverages 135 00:06:00,378 --> 00:06:01,963 are suitable for a vegetarian. 136 00:06:16,102 --> 00:06:17,687 Should we reschedule? 137 00:06:17,854 --> 00:06:19,147 No, I don't know. 138 00:06:24,944 --> 00:06:27,613 Not sure how long we'll have to stay out here. 139 00:06:34,078 --> 00:06:35,705 All over my phone. 140 00:06:35,872 --> 00:06:37,582 I suppose we should stand over here. 141 00:06:37,748 --> 00:06:39,458 You know how they first marketed fire alarms? 142 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:41,794 - Hired arsonists. - Yeah. 143 00:06:41,961 --> 00:06:44,046 "Marketing 101." 144 00:06:44,213 --> 00:06:47,133 I hear 'em from my manicurist, my Pilates instructor, 145 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:49,427 my girlfriend. I don't need yours. 146 00:06:49,594 --> 00:06:51,429 You don't need my what? 147 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:54,182 A drink idea. 148 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:58,477 Okay, I have to say it: bravo. 149 00:06:58,644 --> 00:07:01,397 You've got the sex thing, you've got the wealth thing, 150 00:07:01,564 --> 00:07:04,734 - you've totally got the mystery thing. - You think this is an image? 151 00:07:04,901 --> 00:07:07,403 You're right. Don't ruin the magic. 152 00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:09,197 The insurance company only obligates 153 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:11,657 a four-minute mandatory evacuation for all fire alarms, 154 00:07:11,824 --> 00:07:14,493 which means you have 25 seconds before Addy starts losing money. 155 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:16,704 What? Can't we set up a meeting, something? 156 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,915 I have an idea that could make your company millions of dollars 157 00:07:19,081 --> 00:07:20,374 and you're giving me 30 seconds? 158 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:22,168 That's how long we have to sell our customers. 159 00:07:22,335 --> 00:07:24,629 It's called advertising. Five seconds. 160 00:07:26,255 --> 00:07:27,924 All right. 161 00:07:28,090 --> 00:07:31,010 Okay okay! Jet black can called "Fukk"! 162 00:07:35,306 --> 00:07:37,850 8:00 PM, Alain Ducasse. 163 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,730 11:00 AM, coffee. I don't do dinner. 164 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:44,357 12:00, lunch! 165 00:07:44,523 --> 00:07:45,816 Abe & Arthur's. 166 00:07:45,983 --> 00:07:48,027 Or I'm going to ZephCo. 167 00:07:50,613 --> 00:07:52,949 Tampering with a fire alarm is a federal offense. 168 00:07:56,994 --> 00:07:59,747 Men categorize women in one of four ways: 169 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:03,292 mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches. 170 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:06,420 Of course, none of the above 171 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:09,006 is suitable for the modern businesswoman. 172 00:08:09,173 --> 00:08:10,466 But you can create your own image 173 00:08:10,633 --> 00:08:14,011 by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you. 174 00:08:14,178 --> 00:08:16,514 For example, the sexual attractiveness... 175 00:08:16,681 --> 00:08:18,432 of the slut. 176 00:08:20,476 --> 00:08:23,020 The wisdom of the mother. 177 00:08:24,063 --> 00:08:26,607 The integrity of the virgin. 178 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:29,110 The independence of the bitch. 179 00:08:29,277 --> 00:08:32,989 This leaves men confused and unable to pigeon-hole you. 180 00:08:33,155 --> 00:08:35,700 What they're forced to do instead is 181 00:08:35,866 --> 00:08:37,576 take you seriously. 182 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,705 - Mr. Scat. - Ms. Six. 183 00:08:40,871 --> 00:08:43,416 As this is a business lunch, a handshake is appropriate. 184 00:08:43,582 --> 00:08:46,502 I completely agree. I always say lunch lubricates business. 185 00:08:46,669 --> 00:08:48,629 - Lubricates what? - Nothing. I don't lubricate. 186 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,339 - Mr. Scat... - Scat. 187 00:08:50,506 --> 00:08:52,925 - This idea of yours, "Fuck"-- - Yeah, that's F-U-K-K. 188 00:08:53,092 --> 00:08:54,802 That addresses my first concern. 189 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:57,305 Now, with regard to the target market, 190 00:08:57,471 --> 00:09:00,683 I'm assuming you're after the young, cynical image-conscious consumer? 191 00:09:00,850 --> 00:09:02,018 - Like yourself. 192 00:09:02,184 --> 00:09:05,730 Mr. Scat, don't confuse me with a consumer. I don't buy anything. 193 00:09:05,896 --> 00:09:07,565 Exactly, it'd be like drinking irony. 194 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,192 No, we're not ready yet. 195 00:09:10,359 --> 00:09:12,486 Did you have any thoughts on taste? 196 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,322 Well, no. 197 00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:17,033 People don't buy energy drinks based on taste, do they? 198 00:09:17,199 --> 00:09:18,951 No, I was just wondering. 199 00:09:19,118 --> 00:09:21,120 Well, then... 200 00:09:21,287 --> 00:09:24,415 something eye-wateringly sharp with a kind of chemical aftertaste, 201 00:09:24,582 --> 00:09:26,334 so you think, "This must be powerful!" 202 00:09:32,214 --> 00:09:34,550 Good. Good. 203 00:09:36,052 --> 00:09:37,845 - Where are you going? - I'm leaving. 204 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:39,847 What about lunch? 205 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,599 Mm-hmm. 206 00:09:50,566 --> 00:09:53,277 May I say you're very young to be managing your own department? 207 00:09:53,444 --> 00:09:55,112 I'm 21. 208 00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:56,822 No, seriously... 209 00:09:56,989 --> 00:09:59,200 21. 210 00:09:59,367 --> 00:10:01,827 - I'll give you 25-- okay, 24. 211 00:10:01,994 --> 00:10:04,372 Mr. Scat, I am 21. Now deal with it. 212 00:10:04,538 --> 00:10:06,290 Okay, marketer to marketer, 213 00:10:06,457 --> 00:10:08,501 - you're not 21, and... - What? 214 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:11,003 ...you're not gay. 215 00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:13,214 I graduated from high school when I was 15, 216 00:10:13,381 --> 00:10:15,132 courtesy of an advanced-learning program. 217 00:10:15,299 --> 00:10:17,885 I did four years at UCLA, an MBA at Stanford, 218 00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:20,388 and now after three months at Addison, I am 21 years old. 219 00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:22,348 I lie about going to Stanford too. 220 00:10:22,515 --> 00:10:24,016 Perhaps you should see someone about that. 221 00:10:24,183 --> 00:10:27,645 Look, Fukk's mediocre, it's not great. 222 00:10:27,812 --> 00:10:30,564 I was thinking, what if the can has a ton of compressed air in it 223 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,191 so that when you pop one, everyone around hears it? 224 00:10:32,358 --> 00:10:34,860 No, we had a bad experience with aeration in Massachusetts. 225 00:10:35,027 --> 00:10:38,114 300 people called to complain about excessive gassiness. 226 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,699 And besides, there was that exploding-can fatality. 227 00:10:40,866 --> 00:10:43,411 Have I had you sign a non-disclosure form? 228 00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:44,787 - No. - I'm going to need you to do that. 229 00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:46,497 I'll come into your office tomorrow. 230 00:10:46,664 --> 00:10:48,791 Actually I don't need you to come in until we present to the board, 231 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:50,126 and they don't convene until next week. 232 00:10:50,292 --> 00:10:53,045 - I'll courier you the form. - Mediocre, huh? 233 00:10:53,212 --> 00:10:55,631 Look, I work for a company that could buy 234 00:10:55,798 --> 00:10:57,800 a continent if they wanted to. 235 00:10:57,967 --> 00:10:59,844 I have people that fix ideas. 236 00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:01,846 Addiland? Hmm. 237 00:11:02,012 --> 00:11:03,806 The point is just sit tight. 238 00:11:03,973 --> 00:11:06,559 I'm going to have my team work through the night to make it great. 239 00:11:06,725 --> 00:11:08,436 I'm assembling them now. 240 00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:09,770 Okay. 241 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,856 - Okay. - Could you not use that word? 242 00:11:12,022 --> 00:11:13,524 "Okay"? 243 00:11:13,691 --> 00:11:16,360 Look, "Addy" is the second most well-known word in the world. 244 00:11:16,527 --> 00:11:18,112 We're shooting for number one. 245 00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:19,655 - You get me? - I get you. 246 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,117 - Why Six? - What? 247 00:11:23,284 --> 00:11:26,495 Why did you pick Six? Why not, you know, Five? 248 00:11:26,662 --> 00:11:29,665 I didn't pick it. It is my real name. 249 00:11:29,832 --> 00:11:32,209 Nobody's parents give them an unusually cool name. 250 00:11:32,376 --> 00:11:33,711 There are only parent-given regular names 251 00:11:33,878 --> 00:11:36,046 and parent-given embarrassing names. 252 00:11:36,213 --> 00:11:39,008 I went to school with a kid named Petal, for Christ's sake. 253 00:11:39,175 --> 00:11:41,969 I hate to wreck your theory, but I was named Six by my parents. 254 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,471 Although not at first. 255 00:11:43,637 --> 00:11:45,639 When I was born, I was christened "Zero," 256 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,309 when I turned one, I was renamed to "One." 257 00:11:48,476 --> 00:11:51,103 It was actually quite touching, having my name as well as my age 258 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:53,272 on my birthday cake in frosty blue icing. 259 00:11:53,439 --> 00:11:55,900 Even if I believed you can remember your first birthday, 260 00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:58,444 which I don't, what happened to Seven? 261 00:11:58,611 --> 00:12:01,322 When I was six, my parents died in a plane crash. 262 00:12:01,489 --> 00:12:03,491 Taxi! 263 00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:05,993 - We'll be in touch. 264 00:12:10,539 --> 00:12:12,124 I'm in love. 265 00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:14,335 She's like a rose dipped in poison. 266 00:12:14,502 --> 00:12:17,087 She sells herself better than anyone I've ever met. 267 00:12:17,254 --> 00:12:19,882 I think there was some sexual tension. I've always wanted sexual tension. 268 00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:21,383 She's having a team work through the night 269 00:12:21,550 --> 00:12:23,177 to present to the board tomorrow and she said 270 00:12:23,344 --> 00:12:25,012 they don't meet till next week. She lies right to my face, 271 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,097 outrageous lies, and you know what? I believe them. 272 00:12:27,264 --> 00:12:28,974 She's trying to steal my idea. She's fantastic! 273 00:12:29,141 --> 00:12:30,392 Yes. 274 00:12:32,603 --> 00:12:34,772 I wonder what her real name is. 275 00:12:34,939 --> 00:12:37,399 Please leave a message at the tone. 276 00:12:37,566 --> 00:12:40,027 Hey, Mom, you'll never believe this. 277 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:42,279 I pitched an idea to Addison Cola Company yesterday. 278 00:12:42,446 --> 00:12:45,199 And, well, nothing's for sure yet, but they're having me 279 00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:47,451 - present to the board today. - Hey hey. 280 00:12:47,618 --> 00:12:49,954 - Hey! - Hey hey! 281 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,997 Hey you! Damn it! 282 00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:55,209 Oh, hey! 283 00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:57,670 Scat on voicemail: You'd get a real kick out of this. 284 00:12:57,836 --> 00:13:00,047 I mean it's a whole room filled with rich executives 285 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,341 all listening to me pitch my drink idea. 286 00:13:02,508 --> 00:13:04,176 Wish me luck, I wore a suit. 287 00:13:04,343 --> 00:13:06,470 - It's Pete's. 288 00:13:06,637 --> 00:13:09,848 And later, we will further develop... - Come back here! 289 00:13:12,601 --> 00:13:13,769 What's going on? 290 00:13:13,936 --> 00:13:15,521 Hey! 291 00:13:15,688 --> 00:13:17,690 We are prepared to go to all measures... 292 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,069 However as we-- 293 00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:26,740 Sorry I'm late. 294 00:13:27,825 --> 00:13:30,369 Traffic was toxic. 295 00:13:30,536 --> 00:13:35,291 Chairman, gentlemen, may I present to you Mr. Scat? 296 00:13:35,457 --> 00:13:37,376 The creator of Fukk. How's everybody doing? 297 00:13:37,543 --> 00:13:39,878 Is Mr. Scat here one of our employees? 298 00:13:40,045 --> 00:13:42,715 Actually, he is-- - No, not yet. 299 00:13:42,881 --> 00:13:45,134 Sir, he is simply a contractor that I've brought in 300 00:13:45,301 --> 00:13:47,761 - to help with some logistics. - I hate to burst your bubble, 301 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,514 but we don't develop products that we don't own. 302 00:13:50,681 --> 00:13:52,891 Gentlemen, my partner may have misled you. 303 00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:55,269 See, Mr. Scat and I have co-developed Fukk. 304 00:13:55,436 --> 00:13:57,896 And he is prepared to relinquish trademark rights for only $2 million. 305 00:13:58,063 --> 00:14:01,650 - That's good. 306 00:14:03,819 --> 00:14:05,321 Does that mean...? 307 00:14:05,487 --> 00:14:08,741 Yes, Scat, you're rich and famous. 308 00:14:11,910 --> 00:14:14,330 You did register that trademark, didn't you? 309 00:14:25,174 --> 00:14:27,593 Thanks, hon. That's enough. 310 00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:33,766 Number 32! 311 00:14:33,932 --> 00:14:36,560 - Hi! - Hi! Hello! 312 00:14:36,727 --> 00:14:38,437 If I have a name for a new drink and it hasn't been registered, 313 00:14:38,604 --> 00:14:39,772 I can do that through you, right? 314 00:14:39,938 --> 00:14:42,232 Oh yes, dear. What's the name of your drink? 315 00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:44,443 It's F-U-K-K. 316 00:14:44,610 --> 00:14:46,904 Oh, "Fook"? 317 00:14:47,071 --> 00:14:50,866 Okay. I'll just enter that into the machine here. 318 00:14:57,915 --> 00:14:59,625 "Fook, Fook, Fook, Fook, Fook, 319 00:14:59,792 --> 00:15:00,793 Fook, Fook, Fook, Fook, Fook." 320 00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:02,920 Ooh, I'm sorry. 321 00:15:03,087 --> 00:15:04,838 That name has already been registered. 322 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,758 - Just this morning too. - What? 323 00:15:07,925 --> 00:15:09,593 One person but with two names. 324 00:15:10,636 --> 00:15:13,389 Fucking bitch. 325 00:15:15,057 --> 00:15:17,601 - What's her real name? - Huh? 326 00:15:17,768 --> 00:15:20,396 One of her names is Six. What's her other name? 327 00:15:20,562 --> 00:15:23,691 Oh, uh, one of the names is Peter Ang... 328 00:15:24,942 --> 00:15:27,611 and the other is Sneaky Pete. 329 00:15:27,778 --> 00:15:30,614 Huh! That's kind of fun-- 330 00:15:45,087 --> 00:15:46,588 Shit! 331 00:15:46,755 --> 00:15:48,924 - Pick up, pick up! 332 00:15:49,091 --> 00:15:51,677 Sneaky Pete. Now it actually fucking makes sense. 333 00:15:51,844 --> 00:15:54,763 You asshole. You fucking asshole! I trusted you. 334 00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:57,891 Do you think they want a stolen idea, Pete? 335 00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,144 Nobody likes a lawsuit. Six isn't stupid. 336 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:02,312 She knows how to navigate these things. 337 00:16:02,479 --> 00:16:05,566 I've already heard from her people, her legal department, they-- 338 00:16:27,337 --> 00:16:29,173 Fuck. 339 00:16:29,339 --> 00:16:31,675 Well, congratulations. 340 00:16:31,842 --> 00:16:34,219 You've just completed "Marketing 101." 341 00:16:34,386 --> 00:16:36,388 Hello. Hello? 342 00:16:36,555 --> 00:16:38,891 Good evening, Mr. Becker. 343 00:16:39,057 --> 00:16:41,393 - Who's this? - I have good news for you, Mr. Becker. 344 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,146 - And what would that be? - You're the winner 345 00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:46,356 of the Comtel ring-in-the-savings draw, 346 00:16:46,523 --> 00:16:48,942 entitling you to three big months of our crystal-clear 347 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:52,988 long-distance service at 20% off the regular low low price. 348 00:16:53,155 --> 00:16:55,574 - Isn't that incredible? - Yeah, I'm not interested in any... 349 00:16:55,741 --> 00:16:57,242 And that's not all. 350 00:16:57,409 --> 00:16:59,536 If you sign up for our dial-up Internet access plan, 351 00:16:59,703 --> 00:17:00,996 you can be surfing at breakneck speeds 352 00:17:01,163 --> 00:17:04,166 - for the jaw-dropping price of $19.99. 353 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,084 Do you have a credit card, Mr. Becker? 354 00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:07,878 - ♪ Life, it goes on... ♪ 355 00:17:08,045 --> 00:17:10,756 ♪ When the light is on my side ♪ 356 00:17:12,841 --> 00:17:15,552 ♪ Love reveals itself to me ♪ 357 00:17:15,719 --> 00:17:17,054 ♪ Then I can ♪ 358 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,266 ♪ Yes, I can ♪ 359 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,855 ♪ I can be set free ♪ 360 00:17:28,065 --> 00:17:30,651 ♪ Every garden can grow ♪ 361 00:17:31,944 --> 00:17:34,988 ♪ Every mouth can form a smile ♪ 362 00:17:36,114 --> 00:17:38,909 ♪ So let yourself go ♪ 363 00:17:39,076 --> 00:17:42,454 ♪ Ease your mind for a while ♪ 364 00:17:42,621 --> 00:17:44,331 ♪ When you're tired ♪ 365 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,625 ♪ And you're torn ♪ 366 00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:49,753 ♪ Humankind, it seems filled with misery ♪ 367 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,172 ♪ Then you can ♪ 368 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,175 - ♪ Yes, you can... ♪ - Fuck! 369 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:58,387 Honey, I just saw your drink this afternoon 370 00:17:58,554 --> 00:18:00,472 in the soda machine at the tennis club. 371 00:18:00,639 --> 00:18:01,974 And Jenna-- 372 00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:04,059 you know Jenna, Sophie's mother-- 373 00:18:04,226 --> 00:18:06,520 anyway, I overheard her telling her friends 374 00:18:06,687 --> 00:18:09,439 how she just loves a good Fukk. 375 00:18:09,606 --> 00:18:13,610 I realized she was talking about you! Your drink! 376 00:18:13,777 --> 00:18:16,989 I'm just so proud of you. Send Pete my love, honey, 377 00:18:17,155 --> 00:18:19,491 and include him in everything you're doing, huh? 378 00:18:19,658 --> 00:18:21,285 We'll speak soon. Bye-bye. 379 00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,830 ♪ Yes, I can ♪ 380 00:18:26,248 --> 00:18:28,333 ♪ Yes, we can ♪ 381 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:34,006 ♪ We can be set free... ♪ 382 00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:37,426 A BLT. - ♪ We can know peace ♪ 383 00:18:38,969 --> 00:18:41,805 ♪ We can be set free. ♪ 384 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,350 Scat! 385 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:51,773 You look, um... 386 00:18:53,317 --> 00:18:54,735 how are you? 387 00:18:55,736 --> 00:18:59,114 Yeah, I'm good. I'm great. Thank you. 388 00:19:00,657 --> 00:19:02,659 Good. Good! 389 00:19:02,826 --> 00:19:04,369 Very good. 390 00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:07,873 - Fukk. - Hmm? 391 00:19:08,874 --> 00:19:10,292 Oh, yeah. 392 00:19:10,459 --> 00:19:12,002 Yeah, they're great. They're... 393 00:19:12,169 --> 00:19:13,712 they're fantastic. I-I... 394 00:19:13,879 --> 00:19:16,548 I really like what you did with the carbonation. 395 00:19:16,715 --> 00:19:19,426 We put a disclaimer on the bottom of the can. 396 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,345 Yeah, I saw that. 397 00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:27,184 I... wondered 398 00:19:27,351 --> 00:19:28,685 about how you might be doing. 399 00:19:28,852 --> 00:19:32,105 I'm fantastic. 400 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,982 I mean... 401 00:19:34,149 --> 00:19:36,109 you mean the trademark thing? 402 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,986 That's business, you know. 403 00:19:38,153 --> 00:19:40,322 But I've got so much going on, that... 404 00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:42,783 it didn't... 405 00:19:45,786 --> 00:19:47,329 How's it doing? 406 00:19:49,331 --> 00:19:52,250 Number one energy drink in the nation. 407 00:19:54,503 --> 00:19:56,755 Wow, that's fantastic. 408 00:19:56,922 --> 00:19:59,925 I mean congratulations. That's huge. 409 00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:02,928 Yeah. 410 00:20:03,095 --> 00:20:05,180 It wasn't really me. 411 00:20:05,347 --> 00:20:08,141 Hey, Six, let's go! 412 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,477 Pete's waiting. He's got a big surprise for you. 413 00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:11,853 Of course. 414 00:20:34,876 --> 00:20:37,379 Mr. Pete would like to firstly 415 00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:39,131 thank everyone in this room 416 00:20:39,297 --> 00:20:41,258 for all of their hard work and determination 417 00:20:41,425 --> 00:20:43,093 during the summer Fukk campaign. 418 00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:46,763 Gentlemen, we are once again projected at number one. 419 00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:49,850 And well deserved. 420 00:20:50,017 --> 00:20:51,435 Now, now... 421 00:20:51,601 --> 00:20:54,604 Mr. Pete would like to personally extend 422 00:20:54,771 --> 00:20:57,941 his warmest congratulations to Ms. Six. 423 00:20:58,108 --> 00:21:00,652 After all, this was her baby. 424 00:21:00,819 --> 00:21:02,571 But you can rest assured, Ms. Six, 425 00:21:02,738 --> 00:21:05,615 with Pete fathering the Fukk campaign from here on out, 426 00:21:05,782 --> 00:21:08,702 - your baby is in good hands. 427 00:21:08,869 --> 00:21:12,998 Hopefully, the Classic campaign won't be too much work for you. 428 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,220 What was that? 429 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,181 My baby shower. 430 00:21:29,347 --> 00:21:31,475 - You're not... - No shit! 431 00:21:31,641 --> 00:21:34,436 I've been taken off Fukk and stuck babysitting Addy Classics. 432 00:21:34,603 --> 00:21:37,522 - Why? - Senior management loves Sneaky Pete. 433 00:21:37,689 --> 00:21:39,316 Everyone else is terrified of him! 434 00:21:39,483 --> 00:21:42,235 So I'm stuck implementing a 15-year-old campaign. 435 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,488 Fucking men! 436 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,950 I'm replacing the campaign with something better. 437 00:21:49,117 --> 00:21:50,911 - Much better. - What's that? 438 00:21:51,078 --> 00:21:53,163 Ideas aren't my strength, Scat. 439 00:21:53,330 --> 00:21:56,249 My strengths are development, management and negotiation, which clearly 440 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,544 you don't have or else you'd be worth $2 million right now, wouldn't you? 441 00:22:02,881 --> 00:22:04,382 You got another Fukk in you? 442 00:22:05,467 --> 00:22:07,344 - Have I...? - Right. 443 00:22:07,511 --> 00:22:09,846 I shouldn't have asked. I'm sure you're busy. 444 00:22:10,013 --> 00:22:11,556 - So we'd be working together. - Yes. 445 00:22:11,723 --> 00:22:13,141 - Having lunch together. - Possibly. 446 00:22:13,308 --> 00:22:14,935 - Living together. - Yeah-- no! 447 00:22:15,102 --> 00:22:16,812 - Why would we be living together? - I need a place to stay. 448 00:22:16,978 --> 00:22:19,815 - I don't have furniture at my place. - I'll loan you a mattress. 449 00:22:19,981 --> 00:22:21,900 - The lease is almost up. - This is only for five days. 450 00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:23,819 - Why? - If any new production is gonna make it 451 00:22:23,985 --> 00:22:26,029 in time for summer, they need it by the end of the week. 452 00:22:26,196 --> 00:22:29,449 So you're asking me to come up with an entire advertising campaign 453 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:32,911 - for Addy Classics in five days? - No, that would be a waste of time. 454 00:22:33,078 --> 00:22:36,164 I need you to come up with an entire advertising campaign for Fukk. 455 00:22:36,331 --> 00:22:38,125 I want to beat Pete. 456 00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:40,919 C'mon, what's the worst that could happen? 457 00:22:41,086 --> 00:22:43,964 You don't think of anything and go back to your... 458 00:22:44,131 --> 00:22:45,966 other work. 459 00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:47,551 My other...? 460 00:22:47,717 --> 00:22:49,803 I'm definitely staying at your place then. 461 00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:55,851 I live in Times Square with my girlfriend. 462 00:22:57,686 --> 00:22:59,771 Tina doesn't like men... 463 00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:02,190 at all. 464 00:23:04,025 --> 00:23:05,277 Why are you smiling? 465 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,322 'Cause this is what it feels like 466 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,741 to be the guy you need. 467 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:19,040 You can have the sofa. Not a bed. 468 00:23:19,207 --> 00:23:21,793 - Pillows are subject to availability. - Sure. 469 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,004 And you do not wander into rooms, you knock. 470 00:23:24,171 --> 00:23:26,047 Of course. 471 00:23:26,214 --> 00:23:27,966 And most importantly... 472 00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:30,051 you leave that toilet seat down. 473 00:23:30,218 --> 00:23:32,304 I may not be able to control that. 474 00:23:32,470 --> 00:23:34,681 - Then I hope you can hold it. - It's instinctual. 475 00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:37,017 I think a handshake is appropriate. 476 00:23:37,184 --> 00:23:39,895 This is exciting. I feel good about this. 477 00:23:40,061 --> 00:23:43,315 Five days though? Isn't that cutting it close? 478 00:23:43,481 --> 00:23:46,234 Whatever. We can probably stretch it. 479 00:23:47,277 --> 00:23:48,820 Loose deadline, right? 480 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:52,282 You can do this. 481 00:23:54,075 --> 00:23:55,911 I'll assign a team once you get the hang of things, 482 00:23:56,077 --> 00:23:57,621 relieve some of your... stress. 483 00:23:57,787 --> 00:23:59,206 Kind of like you did on Fukk? 484 00:24:19,059 --> 00:24:20,936 This is it. 485 00:24:36,159 --> 00:24:37,911 Are you gonna say it? 486 00:24:40,372 --> 00:24:42,332 - You're clearly not a lesbian. 487 00:24:42,499 --> 00:24:44,000 What? 488 00:24:44,167 --> 00:24:47,504 We leave for work at 7:00. I'll wake you at 6:00. 489 00:24:47,671 --> 00:24:49,923 - Okay. - Scat, that word. 490 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:51,841 Even outside of work? 491 00:24:52,008 --> 00:24:54,094 - There is no outside of work. 492 00:24:55,470 --> 00:24:58,473 Shit. Shit! 493 00:25:16,491 --> 00:25:18,034 I made you breakfast. 494 00:25:19,703 --> 00:25:21,621 Wow. 495 00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:25,000 I never would have picked you for a woman who would cook for a man. 496 00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:26,251 Why not? 497 00:25:27,335 --> 00:25:29,504 - Because of the sexism. - Are you trying to be sensitive? 498 00:25:29,671 --> 00:25:31,172 - I am sensitive. - So, what, according to you, 499 00:25:31,339 --> 00:25:33,133 women aren't allowed to cook for men? 500 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:35,635 Reversing the gender stereotype doesn't eliminate it. 501 00:25:35,802 --> 00:25:38,263 If you weren't sexist, you wouldn't care I made you breakfast. 502 00:25:38,430 --> 00:25:41,099 - All right. - No no no, okay, I'm sorry. 503 00:25:41,266 --> 00:25:43,893 I'm sorry. Thank you. 504 00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:45,729 I appreciate it, Six. 505 00:25:47,647 --> 00:25:50,275 You like them fluffy? I made them fluffy. 506 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:55,196 - I love fluffy. - Eat quick, we leave in 20. 507 00:25:57,365 --> 00:25:59,326 Quicker. 508 00:26:02,537 --> 00:26:05,707 In "Marketing 482: Product Relatability," 509 00:26:05,874 --> 00:26:09,544 you learn to analyze love, longing and desire 510 00:26:09,711 --> 00:26:12,714 as if it were a tool to sell a product. 511 00:26:14,049 --> 00:26:16,009 As far as we know, it's a stimulation 512 00:26:16,176 --> 00:26:19,554 of the brain's ventral tegmental area and caudate nucleus. 513 00:26:19,721 --> 00:26:23,058 These areas are also involved in major purchasing decisions, 514 00:26:23,224 --> 00:26:26,478 so a lot of research is going into how to trigger them directly, 515 00:26:26,644 --> 00:26:28,855 with a fragrance, for example, 516 00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:31,775 or a particular sequence of notes. 517 00:26:31,941 --> 00:26:34,527 The ultimate goal, of course, is a method 518 00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:37,280 of making any given person fall hopelessly in love 519 00:26:37,447 --> 00:26:39,532 with any given product. 520 00:26:40,909 --> 00:26:44,537 We haven't figured that out yet, but... we're getting there. 521 00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:47,374 We're getting there. 522 00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:59,135 Signing in a sub-contractor. 523 00:27:03,306 --> 00:27:04,724 Today. 524 00:27:06,101 --> 00:27:07,102 Yeah. 525 00:27:25,286 --> 00:27:26,955 Six. 526 00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:33,336 Who the fuck told the band we'd cover their mini-bar? 527 00:27:33,503 --> 00:27:36,548 No, it's not fucking all right. It's not fucking all right at all! 528 00:27:36,714 --> 00:27:39,050 We want 50k on that, minimum. 529 00:27:39,217 --> 00:27:41,636 You can't get a good-looking priest for under 50k. 530 00:27:41,803 --> 00:27:43,680 I spent hours going through the casting. 531 00:27:43,847 --> 00:27:45,140 Welcome back. 532 00:27:49,978 --> 00:27:51,688 This is my office? 533 00:27:51,855 --> 00:27:55,608 - No, that is your office. 534 00:27:57,152 --> 00:27:59,279 Call me if you need anything. 535 00:28:00,905 --> 00:28:02,282 Oh, and by the way, 536 00:28:02,449 --> 00:28:05,910 if anyone asks, you're consulting on an Addy Classics campaign. 537 00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:25,054 So you're the new Chet. 538 00:28:26,055 --> 00:28:28,433 - Excuse me? - A word of advice... 539 00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:33,813 Nothing. 540 00:28:56,336 --> 00:28:57,795 Scat, don't do that. 541 00:28:57,962 --> 00:29:00,131 You feel important, but you look pompous. 542 00:29:00,298 --> 00:29:02,550 That is quite a control complex you've got there. 543 00:29:02,717 --> 00:29:04,594 I know that you enjoy psychoanalyzing me, 544 00:29:04,761 --> 00:29:06,888 but not everything I do reveals my innermost secret feelings. 545 00:29:07,055 --> 00:29:09,057 Sometimes I'm just trying to prevent you 546 00:29:09,224 --> 00:29:11,893 from embarrassing us. You need a little leadership. 547 00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:15,146 Oh, that's leadership? What about your inability 548 00:29:15,313 --> 00:29:18,191 - to accept anyone else's point of view? - Focus. Let's focus. 549 00:29:18,358 --> 00:29:20,276 - Your paranoia? - Business savvy. 550 00:29:20,443 --> 00:29:22,403 Obsessive need to know everything that's going on? 551 00:29:22,570 --> 00:29:24,697 - Organizational skills. - Aggressiveness? 552 00:29:32,705 --> 00:29:35,708 Okay, that means we're moving up the 3:00 553 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,628 to 2:00, but that's fine, we can move the 2:00-- 554 00:29:38,795 --> 00:29:41,506 that's the old 2:00-- to 4:00. 555 00:29:46,636 --> 00:29:48,471 Mr. Pete? 556 00:29:51,599 --> 00:29:53,184 Mr. Pete. 557 00:29:53,351 --> 00:29:54,686 This is Scat, 558 00:29:54,852 --> 00:29:56,938 a contractor I've brought in to help 559 00:29:57,105 --> 00:29:59,983 - with some campaign logistics. 560 00:30:00,149 --> 00:30:01,985 Man's voice: "Marketing 545: 561 00:30:02,151 --> 00:30:05,989 Creating and Sustaining Competitive Advantage in the Workplace." 562 00:30:06,155 --> 00:30:09,284 With rivalry always comes motivation to succeed. 563 00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:14,622 So what do we have? 564 00:30:18,001 --> 00:30:19,836 Okay. 565 00:30:53,995 --> 00:30:55,747 I know that some... 566 00:30:55,913 --> 00:30:59,417 creative people can find pressure counter-productive, but... 567 00:30:59,584 --> 00:31:01,085 tomorrow's Friday. 568 00:31:01,252 --> 00:31:03,796 What happens if I can't think of anything? 569 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:05,632 I mean... 570 00:31:05,798 --> 00:31:08,509 you can't really rush this sort of thing, you know? 571 00:31:10,553 --> 00:31:12,096 I have faith in you. 572 00:31:19,270 --> 00:31:21,147 All right. 573 00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:22,815 Okay, well... 574 00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:24,692 this needs more work, but tell me what you think. 575 00:31:24,859 --> 00:31:28,029 - So we open on a beach. 576 00:31:28,196 --> 00:31:30,365 Frolicking teenagers, sun, bikinis, 577 00:31:30,531 --> 00:31:32,450 then a shadow falls over them. 578 00:31:32,617 --> 00:31:34,952 They turn and there's this gigantic beach ball. 579 00:31:35,119 --> 00:31:36,954 I mean, it's 100' tall, right? 580 00:31:37,121 --> 00:31:39,082 And as it rolls towards them, 581 00:31:39,248 --> 00:31:41,209 they run and they scream and they... 582 00:31:41,376 --> 00:31:44,879 - what? - How does that sell the product? 583 00:31:45,046 --> 00:31:48,383 - It's just cool. - We don't need "just cool," Scat! 584 00:31:48,549 --> 00:31:50,510 We need brilliant! 585 00:31:50,677 --> 00:31:52,303 They're going to fire me, Scat. 586 00:31:53,554 --> 00:31:55,306 I canceled the old campaign already. 587 00:31:58,184 --> 00:31:59,727 It's too late to go back. 588 00:32:01,896 --> 00:32:04,148 Pete put me in charge of mundane re-processing procedures, 589 00:32:04,315 --> 00:32:05,692 so I just... 590 00:32:05,858 --> 00:32:07,652 canceled it. 591 00:32:07,819 --> 00:32:10,154 So unless you come up with something brilliant 592 00:32:10,321 --> 00:32:11,989 by 6:00 tomorrow afternoon, Addy will have 593 00:32:12,156 --> 00:32:14,909 no summer campaign for Fukk and we'll both be fired. 594 00:32:15,076 --> 00:32:17,787 Not in a cool way. Not dramatically. 595 00:32:19,497 --> 00:32:22,583 We'll just clean out our desks and go home. 596 00:32:25,545 --> 00:32:28,881 You'll catch a bus back to your furniture-free apartment 597 00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:31,008 and disappear. 598 00:32:46,858 --> 00:32:48,484 "Business 402: 599 00:32:48,651 --> 00:32:51,404 Valuable Relationships and Synergies-- 600 00:32:51,571 --> 00:32:53,614 How to Cultivate a Valuable Partnership 601 00:32:53,781 --> 00:32:56,659 and Recognize When You're Being Leveraged Unfairly." 602 00:33:00,371 --> 00:33:02,457 Scat just happened to be sick that week. 603 00:33:04,625 --> 00:33:06,043 Help help-- oop. 604 00:33:09,630 --> 00:33:11,466 You can do it. - What? 605 00:33:11,632 --> 00:33:14,260 Come up with the world's greatest ad in less than 12 hours? 606 00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:16,304 Really, you think so? 'Cause I gotta say, 607 00:33:16,471 --> 00:33:18,723 at this point I think it's more likely that I'm not. 608 00:33:18,890 --> 00:33:20,892 It would be irresponsible of me, as your manager, 609 00:33:21,058 --> 00:33:23,269 to put that excess pressure on you. 610 00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:25,438 This isn't excess pressure? 611 00:33:25,605 --> 00:33:28,024 This feels like excess pressure. 612 00:33:28,191 --> 00:33:29,984 It's simple, Scat: 613 00:33:30,151 --> 00:33:31,986 yield results, keep yourjob. 614 00:33:32,153 --> 00:33:33,988 Why'd you have to go and make me breakfast, and then just-- 615 00:33:34,155 --> 00:33:36,449 - You're an adult. Try and-- - You don't give a crap about me. 616 00:33:36,616 --> 00:33:39,368 - You never have. I feel used. - You're throwing a tantrum. 617 00:33:39,535 --> 00:33:41,204 Well then, you shouldn't have made me breakfast. 618 00:33:41,370 --> 00:33:42,747 I feel like I'm going to my own execution. 619 00:33:42,914 --> 00:33:45,708 You knew it was impossible, but you still had the nerve. 620 00:33:45,875 --> 00:33:47,460 You know what? This isn't even about drama. 621 00:33:47,627 --> 00:33:50,046 This is about basic respect and human decency, 622 00:33:50,213 --> 00:33:52,048 and you don't-- 623 00:34:07,438 --> 00:34:09,106 You can do this. 624 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,197 It only takes an 18th of a second 625 00:34:16,364 --> 00:34:18,950 for a synapse in your brain to trigger a thought 626 00:34:19,116 --> 00:34:22,119 or a million-dollar idea. 627 00:34:53,359 --> 00:34:54,986 What do you got? 628 00:34:57,238 --> 00:35:00,533 Here's how to spot the difference between art and marketing. 629 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:03,411 Marketing starts with an unfulfilled need in the marketplace 630 00:35:03,578 --> 00:35:05,204 and figures out how to plug it. 631 00:35:05,371 --> 00:35:07,874 Art, on the other hand, starts with the idea. 632 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,334 Figuring out how to sell it comes later, if at all. 633 00:35:10,501 --> 00:35:13,713 This way makes better stuff, but a lot of the time there's no market for it. 634 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,339 This way makes more money, 635 00:35:15,506 --> 00:35:17,550 but a lot of the time the idea sucks, 636 00:35:17,717 --> 00:35:20,344 'cause you can't force ideas to turn up when you need them. 637 00:35:20,511 --> 00:35:22,263 They just do... 638 00:35:22,430 --> 00:35:24,223 or they don't. 639 00:35:25,474 --> 00:35:27,226 I've got nothing. 640 00:35:32,273 --> 00:35:33,900 What? 641 00:35:41,699 --> 00:35:43,826 Well, at least you had fun. 642 00:35:47,872 --> 00:35:51,751 - You just flushed me down the toilet. - Beach balls? 643 00:35:51,918 --> 00:35:53,753 I don't know, maybe we should have gone with that. 644 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:57,089 No, we shouldn't. It was a stupid idea, just like all your other stupid ideas. 645 00:35:57,256 --> 00:35:59,550 Your company paid $2 million for one of those stupid ideas. 646 00:35:59,717 --> 00:36:01,719 - Because I sold it to them! - You know what? 647 00:36:01,886 --> 00:36:04,513 This is not cool. 648 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,724 This is not cool. Fuck! 649 00:36:06,891 --> 00:36:09,727 - Fuck! - Scat, cut it out. 650 00:36:09,894 --> 00:36:12,104 I feel like I'm babysitting. 651 00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:15,483 It is not acceptable to throw tantrums in public places. 652 00:36:22,907 --> 00:36:24,742 - Don't do that. - I am not going back to that life 653 00:36:24,909 --> 00:36:26,994 where everything was annoying and boring and sucked! 654 00:36:27,161 --> 00:36:29,121 - I'm not! 655 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:32,625 - People actually get killed doing that. 656 00:36:32,792 --> 00:36:34,919 Shit! Uh-oh. 657 00:36:36,712 --> 00:36:37,922 Scat? 658 00:36:38,965 --> 00:36:39,966 Scat! 659 00:36:42,385 --> 00:36:44,053 Scat? 660 00:36:44,220 --> 00:36:45,846 Scat? 661 00:37:01,779 --> 00:37:04,407 Last year, 12 Americans lost their lives 662 00:37:04,573 --> 00:37:07,076 while trying to steal from vending machines. 663 00:37:08,494 --> 00:37:10,162 Wouldn't you die for a Fukk? 664 00:37:10,329 --> 00:37:12,248 - Holy crap. 665 00:37:12,415 --> 00:37:14,417 Did they just buy it? 666 00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:17,003 They bought it. 667 00:37:17,169 --> 00:37:19,046 - What's wrong with you? - What? 668 00:37:19,213 --> 00:37:20,881 - You're excited. - No, I'm not. 669 00:37:21,048 --> 00:37:22,717 Yes, you are, you're excited. 670 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,721 I'm finding you very attractive right now. 671 00:37:26,887 --> 00:37:29,223 - Really? 672 00:37:58,377 --> 00:38:00,337 - So? - Over it now. 673 00:38:07,261 --> 00:38:08,971 Congratulations! 674 00:38:14,518 --> 00:38:16,854 Can I have everyone's attention, please? 675 00:38:19,523 --> 00:38:22,735 Thank you. Mr. Pete would like to congratulate 676 00:38:22,902 --> 00:38:25,780 Ms. Six and Mr. Scat on the new campaign. 677 00:38:25,946 --> 00:38:27,656 This is exactly the type of initiative 678 00:38:27,823 --> 00:38:29,909 that Mr. Pete likes to foster in New Products, 679 00:38:30,076 --> 00:38:31,827 so, well done. 680 00:38:35,623 --> 00:38:38,834 By the way, I am Mr. Pete's new personal assistant. 681 00:38:39,001 --> 00:38:40,753 My name... 682 00:38:42,213 --> 00:38:44,131 is Three. 683 00:38:46,383 --> 00:38:48,094 That's my image! 684 00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:50,054 They've stolen my image! 685 00:38:50,221 --> 00:38:52,014 Come on, you're twice the woman she is. 686 00:38:52,181 --> 00:38:54,225 - That's my image. - 'Cause three plus three... 687 00:38:54,391 --> 00:38:56,018 Are you talking? 688 00:38:56,185 --> 00:38:58,646 Do you know how long it took me to develop that? 689 00:38:58,813 --> 00:39:00,689 Three. That's not even right! 690 00:39:00,856 --> 00:39:03,275 Three! What is that even supposed to mean? 691 00:39:03,442 --> 00:39:06,946 What's Six supposed-- oh, of course. 692 00:39:14,411 --> 00:39:16,372 Six, Scat. 693 00:39:16,539 --> 00:39:18,958 Mr. Pete wanted you to know that even though 694 00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:21,335 what happened yesterday was an unforgivable 695 00:39:21,502 --> 00:39:23,170 and despicable form of sabotage, 696 00:39:23,337 --> 00:39:25,214 there are no hard feelings. 697 00:39:25,381 --> 00:39:28,843 Mr. Pete's only concern is the outcome of this company. 698 00:39:29,009 --> 00:39:31,053 And we're going to work really hard to make sure 699 00:39:31,220 --> 00:39:34,306 that this new campaign of yours doesn't turn into a total disaster 700 00:39:34,473 --> 00:39:37,643 that consumes both of your careers. Understand? 701 00:39:40,354 --> 00:39:42,064 Interesting look. 702 00:39:43,232 --> 00:39:45,776 Make sure that security doesn't see you up here. 703 00:40:01,709 --> 00:40:03,502 Fukk! 704 00:40:03,669 --> 00:40:05,254 How was that? 705 00:40:05,421 --> 00:40:06,630 Six, check it out. 706 00:40:06,797 --> 00:40:09,258 We got the dailies back from the studio. 707 00:40:09,425 --> 00:40:12,136 Not bad, Scat. - Subtle, I like that. 708 00:40:12,303 --> 00:40:16,015 - Not bad at all. - I thought you were Six. 709 00:40:16,182 --> 00:40:18,851 - I'm not Spock. - Seriously... 710 00:40:19,018 --> 00:40:21,020 isn't this a little demeaning? 711 00:40:21,187 --> 00:40:23,522 Oops, said his name. He was a fucking sick... 712 00:40:23,689 --> 00:40:25,065 Let me ask you something-- 713 00:40:25,232 --> 00:40:27,651 and I know that this is super personal, 714 00:40:27,818 --> 00:40:29,612 but I was just kind of wondering... 715 00:40:29,778 --> 00:40:32,656 why do you like Six so much? 716 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,368 Is it because you like to be pushed around? 717 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:38,287 No, of course not. Well-- 718 00:40:38,454 --> 00:40:39,788 maybe that's part of it. 719 00:40:39,955 --> 00:40:41,749 You know it's not real, right? 720 00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:44,293 You know there's not one thing genuine about her. 721 00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:46,545 You know that she's not even a real lesbian, right? 722 00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:48,756 Yeah, of course I know that. 723 00:40:48,923 --> 00:40:51,592 You could have saved me some embarrassment. 724 00:40:51,759 --> 00:40:55,471 Scat, there is nothing real about her. She's just image! 725 00:40:57,223 --> 00:40:59,892 Why do you shackle yourself to her? 726 00:41:00,059 --> 00:41:02,436 Sneaky Pete will take care of you... 727 00:41:03,812 --> 00:41:05,981 - and so will I. - No no no, you don't know Six... 728 00:41:07,441 --> 00:41:08,776 at all. 729 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,342 It's cold tonight. 730 00:41:36,303 --> 00:41:38,305 So you should sleep with me. 731 00:41:43,269 --> 00:41:46,563 A standard Vegas striptease is seven minutes long. 732 00:41:46,730 --> 00:41:50,150 The woman should remove her top 733 00:41:50,317 --> 00:41:51,944 at the four-minute mark. 734 00:41:52,111 --> 00:41:55,197 At six minutes, she should be naked... 735 00:41:55,364 --> 00:41:57,783 with the exception of an optional prop. 736 00:41:57,950 --> 00:42:01,412 The beginner's mistake is to get naked too fast, 737 00:42:01,578 --> 00:42:04,373 thinking that's what the audience is there for. 738 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,793 It's not. 739 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,671 Sex is biology. 740 00:42:11,964 --> 00:42:13,590 Sex appeal 741 00:42:13,757 --> 00:42:15,467 is marketing. 742 00:42:17,469 --> 00:42:20,097 It's not the naked body that's exciting. 743 00:42:22,224 --> 00:42:24,226 It's the possibility. 744 00:42:31,275 --> 00:42:33,360 That's your side. 745 00:42:33,527 --> 00:42:35,112 All right? You stay on that side 746 00:42:35,279 --> 00:42:37,156 and this is my side. 747 00:42:37,323 --> 00:42:38,824 There is... 748 00:42:38,991 --> 00:42:40,617 no need for overlap. 749 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:42,995 Okay. 750 00:42:44,038 --> 00:42:45,581 And don't fidget. 751 00:42:45,748 --> 00:42:48,500 You have a tendency to fidget sometimes. 752 00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:50,294 Don't do that. 753 00:42:50,461 --> 00:42:52,921 - Okay. - Scat, that word. 754 00:43:14,276 --> 00:43:15,903 - Ow! What was that? 755 00:43:16,070 --> 00:43:18,280 - What do you think you're doing? - I am kissing you! 756 00:43:18,447 --> 00:43:21,367 - I'm not your little woman! - You invited me to bed! 757 00:43:21,533 --> 00:43:24,036 You can't ever take me for granted! 758 00:43:25,829 --> 00:43:28,082 - What am I doing here? - I don't know! 759 00:43:28,248 --> 00:43:30,918 - I-- I don't know. - Do you care about me? 760 00:43:31,085 --> 00:43:33,504 Be honest with me, do you? Do you care about me? 761 00:43:35,005 --> 00:43:37,508 Look, I am begging you, Six. I am begging you 762 00:43:37,674 --> 00:43:40,928 just to be honest with me and to give me one clear sign. 763 00:43:47,726 --> 00:43:48,769 Look, I like you. 764 00:43:53,690 --> 00:43:56,735 I need to know if you feel anything for me. 765 00:43:58,529 --> 00:44:01,907 Or if I'm just some naive moron that you're using to get what you want. 766 00:44:10,165 --> 00:44:12,584 You're more than a naive moron to me. 767 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:23,595 ♪ There's a time ♪ 768 00:44:23,762 --> 00:44:25,806 ♪ When my love... ♪ 769 00:44:25,973 --> 00:44:28,308 No, I'm doing Boston. I thought you were doing New York. 770 00:44:28,475 --> 00:44:30,060 No, Sneaky Pete is doing New York. 771 00:44:30,227 --> 00:44:32,020 He's doing "Letterman." 772 00:44:32,187 --> 00:44:34,523 He doesn't even speak! 773 00:44:34,690 --> 00:44:36,400 I guess I'll just do Seattle and come home. 774 00:44:36,567 --> 00:44:38,861 - ♪ When my love was real... ♪ 775 00:44:39,027 --> 00:44:42,030 - ♪ I feel so cold... ♪ 776 00:44:42,197 --> 00:44:44,116 ♪ Every time... ♪ 777 00:44:44,283 --> 00:44:46,577 And when are you coming home? 778 00:44:46,743 --> 00:44:49,455 - Well, I guess in two days? - ♪ When my love was real... ♪ 779 00:44:49,621 --> 00:44:52,040 - Hurry. - ♪ I feel so cold ♪ 780 00:44:52,207 --> 00:44:56,837 - ♪ When a love is gone ♪ - ♪ When our love is gone ♪ 781 00:44:57,004 --> 00:45:02,176 ♪ Our love, I'm over you ♪ 782 00:45:02,342 --> 00:45:05,637 - ♪ I'm over you ♪ - ♪ When our love is gone ♪ 783 00:45:05,804 --> 00:45:08,307 ♪ When our love is gone ♪ 784 00:45:08,474 --> 00:45:11,351 ♪ I'll be long gone ♪ 785 00:45:11,518 --> 00:45:13,979 ♪ And over you... ♪ 786 00:45:19,693 --> 00:45:21,403 I'm home. 787 00:45:22,613 --> 00:45:23,906 Uh-huh. 788 00:45:24,907 --> 00:45:26,825 Uh-huh. 789 00:45:31,288 --> 00:45:32,748 Yeah. 790 00:45:35,083 --> 00:45:37,252 - Will you be paying compensation? - How do you feel about this? 791 00:45:37,419 --> 00:45:39,838 What do you say to the family? Can you answer that question? 792 00:45:40,005 --> 00:45:42,424 A community is in mourning, and there's talk tonight of 793 00:45:42,591 --> 00:45:45,052 an investigation after a vending machine tipped over on top of a teenage boy. 794 00:45:45,219 --> 00:45:46,970 Family and friends are remembering the freshman... 795 00:45:47,137 --> 00:45:49,765 I just heard a loud thud. I didn't think anything of it 796 00:45:49,932 --> 00:45:51,558 until I looked over. There were cans every... 797 00:45:51,725 --> 00:45:53,227 Behind me you can see 798 00:45:53,393 --> 00:45:55,437 an incredible display of cards, flowers... 799 00:45:55,604 --> 00:45:58,690 ...says that about 40 students have taken advantage 800 00:45:58,857 --> 00:46:00,984 of the grief counseling at the school. 801 00:46:01,151 --> 00:46:03,570 Some have even had to go home. 802 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,731 Do you ever stop and think about the people that we manipulate... 803 00:46:42,234 --> 00:46:44,152 into wanting something so badly... 804 00:46:46,738 --> 00:46:49,992 they'd do anything for a goddamn energy drink. And for what? 805 00:46:50,158 --> 00:46:51,785 I mean, why? 806 00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:58,083 Why do you do this? 807 00:46:58,250 --> 00:47:00,836 Is there anything genuine about you? 808 00:47:01,003 --> 00:47:02,754 About what you do? 809 00:47:05,007 --> 00:47:06,842 And do you feel important? 810 00:47:07,009 --> 00:47:09,928 Do you feel empowered? Is that it? 811 00:47:10,095 --> 00:47:12,389 What happens when you go home 812 00:47:12,556 --> 00:47:14,266 and get into bed 813 00:47:14,433 --> 00:47:16,226 and realize that you're no one? 814 00:47:20,272 --> 00:47:23,442 And you look at me with those stupid, sexy eyes. 815 00:47:23,609 --> 00:47:26,111 Fuck! 816 00:47:26,278 --> 00:47:28,280 And I just want to know you. 817 00:47:28,447 --> 00:47:30,532 Six, I just want to know you. 818 00:47:30,699 --> 00:47:33,410 That's all I've ever wanted is to know you. 819 00:47:56,767 --> 00:48:01,188 You could say that Parker Meehan was typical. 820 00:48:01,355 --> 00:48:03,523 - He played basketball. 821 00:48:03,690 --> 00:48:06,151 He got passing grades. 822 00:48:06,318 --> 00:48:08,987 He hoped one day to become an architect, 823 00:48:09,154 --> 00:48:11,365 like his father. 824 00:48:11,531 --> 00:48:14,368 But that dream is gone. 825 00:48:15,410 --> 00:48:17,204 Snuffed out 826 00:48:17,371 --> 00:48:20,332 because like so many typical teenagers, 827 00:48:20,499 --> 00:48:23,085 Parker decided to try something that he saw 828 00:48:23,251 --> 00:48:24,920 on TV. 829 00:48:25,087 --> 00:48:28,507 - On television, a falling Addy machine 830 00:48:28,674 --> 00:48:33,095 doesn't seem like it would hurt. In fact, it seems almost funny, but... 831 00:48:33,261 --> 00:48:36,056 Parker tragically discovered 832 00:48:36,223 --> 00:48:39,393 that life is not always like it is 833 00:48:39,559 --> 00:48:41,478 on TV. 834 00:48:42,896 --> 00:48:46,233 Would anyone care to share a few words? 835 00:48:58,662 --> 00:48:59,788 I would. 836 00:48:59,955 --> 00:49:01,957 Yes, please, come up. 837 00:49:02,124 --> 00:49:04,793 Scat. Scat! 838 00:49:13,343 --> 00:49:15,846 I used to think that it didn't matter. 839 00:49:17,514 --> 00:49:19,683 I was so lost with what we could do... 840 00:49:22,936 --> 00:49:24,479 that I never considered whether we should. 841 00:49:25,731 --> 00:49:27,816 It's a great power that we wield. 842 00:49:29,860 --> 00:49:31,903 It's a great and terrible power. 843 00:49:34,948 --> 00:49:37,993 Maybe we've forgotten that one basic truth: 844 00:49:43,832 --> 00:49:46,334 power requires responsibility. 845 00:49:46,501 --> 00:49:48,378 I don't know. 846 00:49:49,588 --> 00:49:52,424 Maybe us marketers have lost our way. 847 00:49:52,591 --> 00:49:54,134 - You know... - Scat, come on. 848 00:49:54,301 --> 00:49:56,344 - Let's go, come on. - What the hell are you doing? 849 00:49:56,511 --> 00:49:57,888 - What? - Don't these people 850 00:49:58,054 --> 00:50:00,098 look awfully attractive to you? 851 00:50:00,265 --> 00:50:02,517 I saw the blonde use an eye irritant. 852 00:50:02,684 --> 00:50:05,729 I'm pretty sure that brunette on the end was in the Addy '07 campaign. 853 00:50:06,730 --> 00:50:08,815 Scat, these people are actors! 854 00:50:10,859 --> 00:50:12,152 Come on. 855 00:50:13,987 --> 00:50:15,614 That prick. 856 00:50:15,781 --> 00:50:18,033 Is everything all right? 857 00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,704 Parker Meehan is not dead! 858 00:50:22,871 --> 00:50:25,499 - Scat, Scat! - Son! No no no. 859 00:50:25,665 --> 00:50:27,626 - Stop, no no! - It's marketing! 860 00:50:27,793 --> 00:50:30,629 - It's fake! It's marketing, it's-- 861 00:50:37,636 --> 00:50:39,554 Aha! You see? 862 00:50:39,721 --> 00:50:41,932 Do you see? I told you. 863 00:50:42,098 --> 00:50:43,600 Shit! 864 00:50:46,770 --> 00:50:49,105 Occasionally, just occasionally, 865 00:50:49,272 --> 00:50:51,983 your company will be caught in a lie. 866 00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:54,277 It's not good. 867 00:50:55,946 --> 00:50:58,490 If possible, immediately fire somebody expendable 868 00:50:58,657 --> 00:51:00,534 and publicly apologize. 869 00:51:01,785 --> 00:51:04,996 If not, you gotta stick to the lie. 870 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:08,333 Remember, perception is reality. 871 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:10,919 Yes, that-- that looked bad. 872 00:51:12,796 --> 00:51:15,006 Looked bad? 873 00:51:15,173 --> 00:51:19,344 We've spent $400 million on our image this year. 874 00:51:19,511 --> 00:51:21,638 And your boy goes on television, 875 00:51:21,805 --> 00:51:24,015 tips over a coffin, pulls out a mannequin, 876 00:51:24,182 --> 00:51:26,184 - and shakes it! - Yes, I-I-- 877 00:51:26,351 --> 00:51:28,436 - we know that this is a PR disaster. 878 00:51:28,603 --> 00:51:29,938 And we know we need a scapegoat, 879 00:51:30,105 --> 00:51:33,108 but let's be very clear as to who that scapegoat should be. 880 00:51:33,275 --> 00:51:36,653 This whole debacle was deliberately arranged by Sneaky Pete. 881 00:51:36,820 --> 00:51:40,031 Let's not go accusing people without evidence. 882 00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:42,075 We have absolutely no proof... 883 00:51:46,913 --> 00:51:49,124 Gentlemen, I am confident that an event this expensive 884 00:51:49,291 --> 00:51:50,625 can be traced to his expense account. 885 00:51:50,792 --> 00:51:54,421 I don't know enough about marketing to speculate on Mr. Pete's motives, 886 00:51:54,588 --> 00:51:57,674 but if it's true, then I would feel fairly confident that it was part-- 887 00:51:57,841 --> 00:51:59,384 - No. The situation here is very clear. - No what? 888 00:51:59,551 --> 00:52:01,720 - The situation here is very clear... - Excuse me! 889 00:52:01,887 --> 00:52:04,180 - We need to call a press conference... - Part of a strategic plan. 890 00:52:04,347 --> 00:52:06,057 - Done! - And announce that this episode was 891 00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:08,852 an underhanded attempt by Sneaky Pete to discredit a colleague, 892 00:52:09,019 --> 00:52:10,979 and that Addison will not tolerate such behavior. 893 00:52:11,146 --> 00:52:12,772 And that he has been fired. 894 00:52:14,149 --> 00:52:16,151 I mean, how else would we explain it? 895 00:52:16,318 --> 00:52:18,820 Say that Scat went temporarily insane? 896 00:52:18,987 --> 00:52:21,072 - Well... - Okay, the real question here 897 00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,117 is who would you rather have running your marketing department? 898 00:52:24,284 --> 00:52:27,495 Someone with integrity, or someone who will do anything to get to the top, 899 00:52:27,662 --> 00:52:30,165 - no matter what the cost. - Hmmm. 900 00:52:30,332 --> 00:52:32,208 Which Scat will also do, 901 00:52:32,375 --> 00:52:34,586 but with integrity. - Scat is very new here. 902 00:52:34,753 --> 00:52:36,880 I am not. 903 00:52:54,022 --> 00:52:56,274 - You had to open the coffin. - I hope you and Pete 904 00:52:56,441 --> 00:52:58,109 live happily ever after. 905 00:52:58,276 --> 00:53:01,112 You have no idea what you're talking about. 906 00:53:04,366 --> 00:53:06,952 I guess I am that naive moron, huh? 907 00:53:10,538 --> 00:53:13,500 Thanks for your loyalty, Six. I appreciate it. 908 00:53:16,252 --> 00:53:18,296 You have no idea what you're talking about. 909 00:53:25,303 --> 00:53:27,764 To listen to your messages, press one. 910 00:53:27,931 --> 00:53:30,183 - First new message. 911 00:53:30,350 --> 00:53:34,312 Received today at 2:52 AM. 912 00:53:35,355 --> 00:53:38,775 Six, it really is so clever! 913 00:53:38,942 --> 00:53:40,485 Sexy Six. 914 00:53:40,652 --> 00:53:42,988 Look, I just have one question for you. 915 00:53:43,154 --> 00:53:45,281 Did you make him breakfast, huh? 916 00:53:45,448 --> 00:53:48,410 Are you guys a team now? You and Pete? Screw you. 917 00:53:48,576 --> 00:53:50,328 - I miss you. 918 00:53:54,082 --> 00:53:55,875 Come on, break's over. 919 00:53:56,042 --> 00:53:57,961 Shoe department needs your help. 920 00:53:58,128 --> 00:54:00,714 They can only find a seven, the customer needs a six. 921 00:54:02,716 --> 00:54:04,467 On your right, 922 00:54:04,634 --> 00:54:07,303 we've got the weeping clown of the meatpacking district. 923 00:54:07,470 --> 00:54:10,557 The old butchers used to come out here and weep 924 00:54:10,724 --> 00:54:13,810 for the slaughter of their kill and... 925 00:54:16,354 --> 00:54:17,981 Come on! 926 00:54:18,148 --> 00:54:20,066 Two hours before we... - Heads up. 927 00:54:20,233 --> 00:54:22,027 ...get to our destination. 928 00:54:22,193 --> 00:54:23,862 I don't know why, but I'm-- - There's goes our man. 929 00:54:24,029 --> 00:54:27,240 I'm just a magnet for young, young women. 930 00:54:27,407 --> 00:54:28,825 - Exactly how young? 931 00:54:30,869 --> 00:54:33,329 - Thanks. 932 00:54:36,666 --> 00:54:38,835 - Go! 933 00:54:43,256 --> 00:54:45,467 I will not get drawn into this with you again. 934 00:54:45,633 --> 00:54:48,511 It is Fukk. It's pronounced "fuck." It's pronoun-- 935 00:54:48,678 --> 00:54:50,430 That's what everybody's calling it. 936 00:54:50,597 --> 00:54:52,766 It has nothing to do with "fook." It's not Swedish. 937 00:54:52,932 --> 00:54:55,435 It's not "fook," it's "fuk." "Fuk." 938 00:54:55,602 --> 00:54:58,563 - He looked taller on TV. - They always do. 939 00:54:58,730 --> 00:55:00,315 What's with the rickshaw? - What? 940 00:55:03,026 --> 00:55:06,529 Taiwanese cross-promotion? Rickshaw? 941 00:55:06,696 --> 00:55:10,116 - The pedicab? - Yeah. Rickshaw. 942 00:55:10,283 --> 00:55:11,993 Research, right? 943 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,454 - For a new campaign? - Hmm? 944 00:55:14,621 --> 00:55:16,206 Who are you? - We are not at liberty 945 00:55:16,372 --> 00:55:18,166 to reveal our employer, Mr. Scat, 946 00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:22,587 but we can say they turned over $18.4 billion last year. 947 00:55:22,754 --> 00:55:24,130 ZephCo? 948 00:55:26,424 --> 00:55:28,051 That's too specific. 949 00:55:42,774 --> 00:55:44,109 Guys... 950 00:55:44,275 --> 00:55:46,736 Mr. Scat, we just want to talk, just talk. 951 00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,746 Yes, I did. 952 00:55:56,913 --> 00:55:58,706 Yes, I did. 953 00:55:59,707 --> 00:56:01,626 I can't say no. I can't say no. 954 00:56:26,818 --> 00:56:27,861 No. 955 00:57:02,270 --> 00:57:03,730 Research. 956 00:57:05,190 --> 00:57:07,150 Let's talk straight. 957 00:57:09,027 --> 00:57:12,071 ZephCo doesn't know what you were doing with that funeral stunt, 958 00:57:12,238 --> 00:57:15,825 but whatever it was, it was brilliant because everyone's talking about it. 959 00:57:15,992 --> 00:57:18,494 Here's the thing, we have great marketing already, 960 00:57:18,661 --> 00:57:21,080 all these competitions and giveaways. 961 00:57:21,247 --> 00:57:23,666 - We have excellent execution. - No, you don't. 962 00:57:23,833 --> 00:57:25,710 Yes...? 963 00:57:25,877 --> 00:57:27,295 Look, we need to beat Addy. 964 00:57:27,462 --> 00:57:30,924 And we were doing just fine until guess who comes along. 965 00:57:32,133 --> 00:57:34,552 - Sneaky Pete! - The inventor of Fukk! 966 00:57:34,719 --> 00:57:36,346 - Fuk. Fuk. - It's "fuck." 967 00:57:36,512 --> 00:57:39,057 - You know about Fukk? - Yeah, I know about Fukk. 968 00:57:39,224 --> 00:57:43,561 The drink is genius. Naturally we immediately tried to poach Mr. Pete, 969 00:57:43,728 --> 00:57:46,272 but since he turned us down, here we are. 970 00:57:46,439 --> 00:57:48,942 We feel you have the potential 971 00:57:49,108 --> 00:57:50,777 to be the next Sneaky Pete. 972 00:57:50,944 --> 00:57:52,904 Now we know you worked with him 973 00:57:53,071 --> 00:57:56,241 on the "Die for a Fuk" campaign, right? 974 00:57:56,407 --> 00:57:57,659 You were-- fuck. You-- 975 00:57:57,825 --> 00:57:59,244 You were clearly-- "fuk." 976 00:57:59,410 --> 00:58:02,413 You were clearly a team at the funeral. 977 00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:06,584 Right? And now this whole guerilla marketing, 978 00:58:06,751 --> 00:58:09,671 you know, with the rickshaws-- genius, genius! 979 00:58:09,837 --> 00:58:12,757 Genius. It speaks volumes to us 980 00:58:12,924 --> 00:58:15,593 that Mr. Pete trusts you as much as he does. 981 00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,345 Volumes. 982 00:58:17,512 --> 00:58:21,266 And we have been empowered by the CEO 983 00:58:22,475 --> 00:58:24,894 to hire you right now. 984 00:58:26,271 --> 00:58:28,273 - Okay, look... - We get it. 985 00:58:28,439 --> 00:58:30,942 - You're happy at Addison. - I'm not happy at Addison. 986 00:58:31,109 --> 00:58:33,194 - I'm not even at Addison. - Shut up, Scat! 987 00:58:34,612 --> 00:58:36,781 We're hoping that our ridiculous salary package 988 00:58:36,948 --> 00:58:38,825 - might change your mind. 989 00:58:38,992 --> 00:58:41,786 - Exactly how ridiculous? 990 00:58:44,330 --> 00:58:46,332 I think it's safe to say 991 00:58:46,499 --> 00:58:48,668 very ridiculous. 992 00:58:48,835 --> 00:58:50,586 Preposterous, even. 993 00:59:01,306 --> 00:59:03,391 - It's a great opportunity. - Yep. 994 00:59:06,894 --> 00:59:08,604 - It's a lot of money. - Yep. 995 00:59:13,234 --> 00:59:15,737 - What was your real name? - Six. 996 00:59:21,743 --> 00:59:24,579 You have 62 direct-line employees-- 997 00:59:24,746 --> 00:59:26,331 water, sparkling-- 998 00:59:26,497 --> 00:59:28,791 not including the call center. 999 00:59:28,958 --> 00:59:32,086 Scat, Six-- Charles, Buckey. 1000 00:59:32,253 --> 00:59:35,590 Your personal bathroom is right through there. 1001 00:59:35,757 --> 00:59:37,842 What is this? We need to get this... 1002 00:59:38,009 --> 00:59:39,761 - No no no. 1003 00:59:39,927 --> 00:59:42,680 This is not for me. I thought we covered that. 1004 00:59:42,847 --> 00:59:46,601 Excuse me. Your remaining budget is $200 million. 1005 00:59:51,773 --> 00:59:53,232 Your office. 1006 01:00:05,578 --> 01:00:06,746 What do you think? 1007 01:00:07,830 --> 01:00:09,123 It'll do. 1008 01:00:09,290 --> 01:00:11,626 I appreciate your coming on so quickly. 1009 01:00:11,793 --> 01:00:14,003 - We need you. - Of course. We're happy to be here. 1010 01:00:14,170 --> 01:00:17,090 You don't understand. You've got to help me. 1011 01:00:17,256 --> 01:00:18,758 I have stock options. 1012 01:00:18,925 --> 01:00:20,760 We are very committed to making this work. 1013 01:00:20,927 --> 01:00:22,595 In fact, let me ask you something. How do you feel 1014 01:00:22,762 --> 01:00:25,056 about attack marketing? I know there's some potential for backlash, 1015 01:00:25,223 --> 01:00:26,682 but in a basic duopoly like this 1016 01:00:26,849 --> 01:00:29,852 diluting their USP could be nothing but beneficial for us. 1017 01:00:30,019 --> 01:00:31,604 I don't know what the hell you just said. 1018 01:00:31,771 --> 01:00:33,731 - Just sell product. - Absolutely. 1019 01:00:33,898 --> 01:00:34,899 Can do, sir. 1020 01:00:35,066 --> 01:00:36,526 Good. 1021 01:00:44,742 --> 01:00:46,202 You're exactly the same. 1022 01:00:47,453 --> 01:00:49,914 I'm sorry, did I allude to being someone I'm not? 1023 01:00:50,081 --> 01:00:51,958 - Are you trying to be ironic? - No. 1024 01:00:52,125 --> 01:00:53,709 Anyone who works with you loses their soul. 1025 01:00:53,876 --> 01:00:55,461 - I'm sorry to hear that. - That I lost my soul? You should be. 1026 01:00:55,628 --> 01:00:57,505 No, that you don't want to work, Scat. 1027 01:00:57,672 --> 01:01:00,883 - Stop being so dramatic. - Oh God! 1028 01:01:03,469 --> 01:01:05,179 You couldn't figure out how to fuck me. 1029 01:01:05,346 --> 01:01:07,306 So get over it. 1030 01:01:07,473 --> 01:01:09,892 - We have work to do. - I neverjust wanted to fuck you. 1031 01:01:10,059 --> 01:01:11,811 Everyone wants to just fuck me. 1032 01:01:11,978 --> 01:01:13,521 I'm different! 1033 01:01:15,773 --> 01:01:17,859 You're still a guy, right? 1034 01:01:19,318 --> 01:01:21,654 Thinks with his dick. 1035 01:01:21,821 --> 01:01:24,824 If that were the case, I could have settled for a whole lot less. 1036 01:01:24,991 --> 01:01:27,368 And don't tell me that I just want you because I can't have you, 1037 01:01:27,535 --> 01:01:28,995 because that's... 1038 01:01:29,162 --> 01:01:31,038 that's... 1039 01:01:34,208 --> 01:01:35,751 Call the SMT. 1040 01:01:35,918 --> 01:01:37,420 Now. 1041 01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:43,634 The SMT stands for Senior Management Team, 1042 01:01:43,801 --> 01:01:47,263 an acronym that Scat picked up in "Business 185: 1043 01:01:47,430 --> 01:01:49,765 Understanding the Corporate Structure." 1044 01:01:52,894 --> 01:01:54,645 "Average Kok." 1045 01:02:01,068 --> 01:02:03,362 Just have to take a look at it. 1046 01:02:03,529 --> 01:02:06,741 Yeah, now isn't that basically Fukk? 1047 01:02:06,908 --> 01:02:09,785 Who wants to drink a Fukk when you can down a Kok? 1048 01:02:12,205 --> 01:02:15,374 Kok is like Fukk for sissies. 1049 01:02:15,541 --> 01:02:17,335 It's "fuk." "Fuk." 1050 01:02:17,502 --> 01:02:20,046 The important word here isn't "Kok." 1051 01:02:22,381 --> 01:02:23,633 "Average"? 1052 01:02:23,799 --> 01:02:25,301 Here's how it works. 1053 01:02:27,011 --> 01:02:28,888 The less religious you are, the more likely it is 1054 01:02:29,055 --> 01:02:30,681 you're interested in celebrities. 1055 01:02:30,848 --> 01:02:33,142 Know that old question, "If you could have dinner with any five people, 1056 01:02:33,309 --> 01:02:35,353 living or dead, who would you choose?" 1057 01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,438 Nobody ever picks their friends. 1058 01:02:38,731 --> 01:02:41,275 We're not going to sell this product to your friends. 1059 01:02:41,442 --> 01:02:44,237 Not yet, anyway. Now Zeph is way too mainstream for this, 1060 01:02:44,403 --> 01:02:46,405 - so we set up a subsidiary that... 1061 01:02:46,572 --> 01:02:48,950 - What the-- - ...looks independent. We call it Z2. 1062 01:02:49,116 --> 01:02:52,119 Z2 releases Average Kok with absolutely no above-the-line, 1063 01:02:52,286 --> 01:02:54,747 but a ton of astroturfing, word-of-mouth, 1064 01:02:54,914 --> 01:02:57,416 seeding, black lemmings, the works. 1065 01:02:58,626 --> 01:03:01,796 Once sales are solid, we send a crate of product 1066 01:03:01,963 --> 01:03:03,923 to the 100 hottest people in the country. 1067 01:03:04,090 --> 01:03:06,551 But not Average Kok. We tell them, 1068 01:03:06,717 --> 01:03:10,221 "For you, we've got the real thing." A personalized can 1069 01:03:10,388 --> 01:03:13,140 with their name and their number on the back. 1070 01:03:13,307 --> 01:03:15,601 Now they're intrigued. They see our invitation 1071 01:03:15,768 --> 01:03:19,105 to send one of their people to a closed meeting at the Z2 warehouse. 1072 01:03:19,272 --> 01:03:21,190 And there, we explain how it works. 1073 01:03:26,487 --> 01:03:27,989 Ladies and gentlemen, 1074 01:03:29,907 --> 01:03:32,577 there are 100 numbered cans... 1075 01:03:32,743 --> 01:03:35,788 each linked to a specific celebrity. 1076 01:03:35,955 --> 01:03:38,165 For example, the Hilton 88s. 1077 01:03:38,332 --> 01:03:42,545 Ms. Hilton is currently in possession of the only 88s 1078 01:03:42,712 --> 01:03:44,130 in the world, outside of this company. 1079 01:03:44,297 --> 01:03:47,758 And we will not sell any 88s to anyone 1080 01:03:47,925 --> 01:03:50,219 unless they bring in an unopened 88. 1081 01:03:50,386 --> 01:03:53,055 That's a sign that Ms. Hilton considers them worthy enough 1082 01:03:53,222 --> 01:03:54,807 to be seen with her product. 1083 01:03:54,974 --> 01:03:57,810 That person may then purchase as many 88s as they'd like, 1084 01:03:57,977 --> 01:04:00,146 but no other number. 1085 01:04:00,313 --> 01:04:02,273 Here's the catch. 1086 01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,858 If someone brings us an 88 1087 01:04:04,025 --> 01:04:06,944 and we don't feel they're Kok material, 1088 01:04:07,111 --> 01:04:09,488 or if our people see someone in public 1089 01:04:09,655 --> 01:04:12,742 with an 88 we don't feel is worthy of Kok, 1090 01:04:12,908 --> 01:04:15,536 we will terminate the 88s. 1091 01:04:15,703 --> 01:04:18,122 No exceptions. No appeals. 1092 01:04:18,289 --> 01:04:20,958 This product is image in a can. 1093 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:23,377 We take image very seriously. 1094 01:04:23,544 --> 01:04:27,256 We take it as seriously as you take the clients that you represent. 1095 01:04:29,342 --> 01:04:30,926 That's it, people. 1096 01:04:31,093 --> 01:04:33,137 Those of you who brought cans can begin. 1097 01:04:39,810 --> 01:04:42,229 As soon as word gets out about this, sales of Average Kok 1098 01:04:42,396 --> 01:04:45,983 will free-fall, sure, but demand for Celebrity Kok will soar, 1099 01:04:46,150 --> 01:04:49,695 driven by the implicit endorsement of the world's top celebrities. 1100 01:04:49,862 --> 01:04:52,740 Now they won't be able to buy it, but they'll be desperate for it. 1101 01:04:52,907 --> 01:04:54,492 And the real beauty of all of this 1102 01:04:54,659 --> 01:04:56,827 is what they want to buy-- it isn't the drink. 1103 01:04:56,994 --> 01:04:58,871 It's the marketing, I mean, the image, 1104 01:04:59,038 --> 01:05:01,666 - something that didn't exist-- - Let me hold you up there a minute. 1105 01:05:01,832 --> 01:05:03,459 What does this product taste like? 1106 01:05:03,626 --> 01:05:05,795 I'm sorry, what did you say? - Taste? 1107 01:05:05,961 --> 01:05:07,963 - Don't you think that's important? - No no, I don't. Look, 1108 01:05:08,130 --> 01:05:10,841 this product could be sneakers or t-shirts or glow-in-the-dark headbands. 1109 01:05:11,008 --> 01:05:12,718 It's not about the fluid, man. It's about the image! 1110 01:05:12,885 --> 01:05:15,012 70% of what we perceive as taste is psychological. 1111 01:05:15,179 --> 01:05:16,555 As long as this thing tastes better than urine, 1112 01:05:16,722 --> 01:05:18,391 people are literally going to convince themselves 1113 01:05:18,557 --> 01:05:20,059 - that they like it. - Actually, people can believe 1114 01:05:20,226 --> 01:05:21,602 - they like the taste of urine. - Really? 1115 01:05:21,769 --> 01:05:23,604 We tested it once. - Sports drink? 1116 01:05:23,771 --> 01:05:25,398 We tested it once. We didn't sell it. 1117 01:05:25,564 --> 01:05:27,525 Look, I can't explain it any clearer than this, 1118 01:05:27,692 --> 01:05:30,069 the success of this product-- stop it! 1119 01:05:30,236 --> 01:05:32,863 The success of this product depends on people being shallow, 1120 01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:37,201 superficial, self-obsessed, greedy and desperate for attention. 1121 01:05:37,368 --> 01:05:39,912 This is the American dream in a fucking can. 1122 01:06:08,107 --> 01:06:10,192 - A 34 just showed up on eBay. 1123 01:06:10,359 --> 01:06:13,320 Find Roberts for me and tell him I need a mark-up on Red Bull in Vancouver. 1124 01:06:13,487 --> 01:06:15,656 - Are you going to answer that? - What's the 34, the Cruise? 1125 01:06:15,823 --> 01:06:19,201 The Jolie. Current bid's at $3,000. Do not answer the phone like that again. 1126 01:06:19,368 --> 01:06:21,287 I saw you. Don't look at me like that. 1127 01:06:21,454 --> 01:06:23,289 I have Ms. Barrymore's people on the line. 1128 01:06:23,456 --> 01:06:25,916 - They're threatening to sue. - She should have thought of that before 1129 01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:27,460 she started handing them out at concerts. 1130 01:06:27,626 --> 01:06:29,253 - I saw a fat guy drinking one. - We had no choice. 1131 01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:31,797 - Mr. Scat. Busy, very busy. - Yes sir. 1132 01:06:31,964 --> 01:06:34,550 - I like that, there's just one thing. - What's that, sir? 1133 01:06:34,717 --> 01:06:37,595 You're not selling very much product. In fact, you're refusing to sell it. 1134 01:06:37,762 --> 01:06:39,680 Correct, sir. That's why people want to buy it. 1135 01:06:39,847 --> 01:06:42,266 - But my stock options. - Sir, do you realize 1136 01:06:42,433 --> 01:06:45,519 what would happen if we released Kok to the general public now? 1137 01:06:45,686 --> 01:06:48,314 Sure, sales would be massive, but all those celebrities 1138 01:06:48,481 --> 01:06:51,442 who basically built our brand, they'd be humiliated. 1139 01:06:51,609 --> 01:06:53,486 It'd be like us saying to the world, "Hey! 1140 01:06:53,652 --> 01:06:56,071 We just fucked over the world's top celebrities!" 1141 01:06:58,115 --> 01:07:00,576 You're a genius. - Thank you, sir! 1142 01:07:02,703 --> 01:07:05,581 Rumor has it they're grooming him to be the next VP. 1143 01:07:05,748 --> 01:07:07,750 Don't you have somewhere to be? 1144 01:07:16,759 --> 01:07:18,719 What? 1145 01:07:20,429 --> 01:07:21,430 Do you, um... 1146 01:07:23,599 --> 01:07:25,434 do you love all of this? 1147 01:07:26,685 --> 01:07:29,271 What sort of stupid question is that? 1148 01:07:31,482 --> 01:07:33,275 Do you? 1149 01:07:35,444 --> 01:07:37,905 I think I'm like that... 1150 01:07:38,072 --> 01:07:40,199 that kid who still believed in Santa Claus 1151 01:07:40,366 --> 01:07:42,535 until some asshole kid told him that it didn't exist. 1152 01:07:42,701 --> 01:07:44,245 I am that asshole kid, huh? 1153 01:07:44,411 --> 01:07:46,455 The verdict's still out. 1154 01:07:46,622 --> 01:07:50,376 What sort of profound nonsense is that? 1155 01:07:50,543 --> 01:07:52,127 We're about to go public. 1156 01:07:52,294 --> 01:07:53,629 Oh-- we're live. 1157 01:08:14,650 --> 01:08:17,862 Mr. Scat? Mr. Scat? My name is Kit. 1158 01:08:18,028 --> 01:08:22,324 I don't know if you've ever considered taking on a protégé, but I would be... 1159 01:08:22,491 --> 01:08:24,243 - Great stuff. - ...honored to follow you around 1160 01:08:24,410 --> 01:08:25,703 and watch everything you do. 1161 01:08:25,870 --> 01:08:28,747 I have requests for interviews from print and TV and radio. 1162 01:08:28,914 --> 01:08:31,083 Also, I know you're really busy right now, 1163 01:08:31,250 --> 01:08:34,044 but if you ever get lonely or you just want to talk... 1164 01:08:34,211 --> 01:08:35,671 Okay okay okay. 1165 01:08:35,838 --> 01:08:38,215 You'll love this, okay? - In "Business 763: 1166 01:08:38,382 --> 01:08:40,885 Entrepreneurial Solutions for Market Failure," 1167 01:08:41,051 --> 01:08:44,555 you learn that once you make it to the top, in any crisis that may arise 1168 01:08:44,722 --> 01:08:47,349 it then becomes yourjob to reset perception 1169 01:08:47,516 --> 01:08:49,852 through corporate restructuring. 1170 01:08:52,521 --> 01:08:56,609 A young kid committed suicide today in St. Louis. 1171 01:08:58,235 --> 01:09:00,696 Left a suicide note on the back 1172 01:09:00,863 --> 01:09:03,616 of a hand-drawn picture of a Kok can, 1173 01:09:03,782 --> 01:09:05,951 with the number 17 and his name. 1174 01:09:08,621 --> 01:09:10,497 CNN is going live 1175 01:09:10,664 --> 01:09:12,875 at 8:00 PM with the number 17 1176 01:09:13,042 --> 01:09:16,211 being "Damien White's lucky number." 1177 01:09:17,963 --> 01:09:20,549 It's obviously uncorroborated. 1178 01:09:20,716 --> 01:09:22,760 Okay yeah, the note says... 1179 01:09:22,927 --> 01:09:24,678 I don't want to know what the note says. 1180 01:09:24,845 --> 01:09:26,096 No, I got it. It's right here. It's right here. 1181 01:09:26,263 --> 01:09:29,934 "I love everybody. I just wish I could have been cooler." 1182 01:09:30,100 --> 01:09:31,644 It's Pete. 1183 01:09:31,810 --> 01:09:34,688 The "I"s are all lower-cased. 1184 01:09:34,855 --> 01:09:36,357 Now that-- 1185 01:09:36,523 --> 01:09:38,525 see, that's the sign of a depressive... 1186 01:09:38,692 --> 01:09:41,570 - I gotta call Six. - Somebody that has a low opinion... 1187 01:09:41,737 --> 01:09:44,698 Don't call Six. Don't call Six. The kid's dead, Scat. 1188 01:09:44,865 --> 01:09:47,743 We had our research department fact check. 1189 01:09:47,910 --> 01:09:51,163 Okay? The mother's already hired a lawyer. 1190 01:10:01,924 --> 01:10:03,759 We need you to go live with this 1191 01:10:03,926 --> 01:10:05,761 before the 8:00 news. Okay? 1192 01:10:05,928 --> 01:10:09,932 We've arranged a pre-taped CNBC interview. 1193 01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:13,435 You'll need to... 1194 01:10:13,602 --> 01:10:15,479 spin this. 1195 01:10:19,316 --> 01:10:21,318 You want me to spin the suicide? 1196 01:10:21,485 --> 01:10:23,153 That's what we pay you for. 1197 01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:24,697 We just want to come up 1198 01:10:24,863 --> 01:10:27,157 with an angle on this together. 1199 01:10:27,324 --> 01:10:29,535 We couldn't... bup bup bup. 1200 01:10:29,702 --> 01:10:31,203 You want me to fire someone? 1201 01:10:33,580 --> 01:10:35,541 Yeah. 1202 01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:38,210 Who am I going to fire, Davidson? 1203 01:10:38,377 --> 01:10:40,337 It was my idea, it was my concept. 1204 01:10:40,504 --> 01:10:43,465 Yeah, it was a great concept. That's not the issue. 1205 01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:51,432 Where's Six? 1206 01:10:57,271 --> 01:11:00,399 Personally, I never had a connection. 1207 01:11:00,566 --> 01:11:03,318 There was no synergy, but I tried. 1208 01:11:04,695 --> 01:11:06,196 I think that'll be enough. 1209 01:11:09,324 --> 01:11:11,493 Six, look, call me back, okay? 1210 01:11:11,660 --> 01:11:13,328 Um, don't go back to the office. 1211 01:11:13,495 --> 01:11:15,914 Just call me back and I'll come meet you wherever. 1212 01:11:19,626 --> 01:11:21,545 Yes, you'd be working directly under me. 1213 01:11:21,712 --> 01:11:24,006 And you would have quite a bit of creative freedom. 1214 01:11:24,173 --> 01:11:27,092 Um, it's just I'm very excited about this opportunity. 1215 01:11:27,259 --> 01:11:30,304 What do you think that you can bring to the next campaign? 1216 01:11:30,471 --> 01:11:31,889 Hey, Jen, hey, it's Scat. 1217 01:11:32,056 --> 01:11:33,766 Where are you? Jameson's looking for you. 1218 01:11:33,932 --> 01:11:35,893 Look, where's Six, Jen? Where was her 2:00? 1219 01:11:36,060 --> 01:11:38,395 She's interviewing a new creative. 1220 01:11:38,562 --> 01:11:40,272 It's in the Village. It's a lunch thing, I think. 1221 01:11:44,068 --> 01:11:46,153 Thank you. 1222 01:11:48,739 --> 01:11:50,240 Thank you for lunch. 1223 01:11:52,993 --> 01:11:54,953 Are you fucking kidding me? 1224 01:11:59,291 --> 01:12:02,711 - This is Scat. - I have heard so much about you. 1225 01:12:02,878 --> 01:12:06,715 - You ignore my calls for this? - It's not what you think, Scat. 1226 01:12:06,882 --> 01:12:08,884 Of course it's not what I think, 1227 01:12:09,051 --> 01:12:10,761 because it's you. 1228 01:12:10,928 --> 01:12:13,180 - You're never what I think. - What do you care? 1229 01:12:13,347 --> 01:12:15,849 - What do I care? - Yeah, what the hell do you care? 1230 01:12:17,559 --> 01:12:19,603 They're grooming you for VP. 1231 01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:28,445 You've got some great ideas, and I look forward 1232 01:12:28,612 --> 01:12:30,197 to seeing how we can incorporate them 1233 01:12:30,364 --> 01:12:32,950 into ZephCo's current campaigns, which will probab-- 1234 01:12:33,117 --> 01:12:36,120 She always starts with those fucking ideas. 1235 01:12:48,006 --> 01:12:50,050 - Welcome to ZephCo. 1236 01:12:50,217 --> 01:12:51,677 - Thank you. - Thanks. 1237 01:13:07,192 --> 01:13:09,278 We're live in 30 seconds. 1238 01:13:09,444 --> 01:13:11,572 Did you make the market? - Just-- yep. 1239 01:13:11,738 --> 01:13:14,032 - Makeup's clear. - Want me to roll the tape? 1240 01:13:14,199 --> 01:13:15,450 - Perfect. - Here you go. 1241 01:13:15,617 --> 01:13:17,786 Some sad breaking news coming to us tonight. 1242 01:13:17,953 --> 01:13:21,582 Damien White, a young teenager, age 16, has committed suicide. 1243 01:13:21,748 --> 01:13:25,210 He left behind a suicide note that reads, 1244 01:13:25,377 --> 01:13:26,879 "I love everybody. 1245 01:13:27,045 --> 01:13:29,339 I just wish I could have been cooler." 1246 01:13:29,506 --> 01:13:31,216 On the back, a hand-drawn... 1247 01:13:31,383 --> 01:13:33,886 Let me just check your microphone. 1248 01:13:37,014 --> 01:13:38,724 - Allegedly Damien... - Jen, it's Six. 1249 01:13:38,891 --> 01:13:41,268 ...believed himself cool enough to buy Kok, the ultra-elite 1250 01:13:41,435 --> 01:13:43,770 - celebrity energy drink sold only to... - Is Jameson there? 1251 01:13:43,937 --> 01:13:46,273 - ...100 celebrities until yesterday... 1252 01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:48,483 ...when it was released to the general public. 1253 01:13:51,445 --> 01:13:53,238 Celebrities have been tweeting... 1254 01:13:53,405 --> 01:13:55,073 Good evening, I'm Lisa Simmons. 1255 01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:57,868 We have some sad breaking news coming to us tonight. 1256 01:13:58,035 --> 01:13:59,995 We have sad breaking news. - Quiet please! 1257 01:14:00,162 --> 01:14:04,082 Damien White, a young teenager, age 16, has committed suicide. 1258 01:14:12,633 --> 01:14:14,426 Hello hello. 1259 01:14:22,100 --> 01:14:23,435 What are you doing here? 1260 01:14:23,602 --> 01:14:25,854 Look, I need a place to stay. 1261 01:14:26,021 --> 01:14:27,981 That Three, man-- 1262 01:14:28,148 --> 01:14:29,691 she took my job at Addy. 1263 01:14:29,858 --> 01:14:31,568 You knew that, right? 1264 01:14:34,321 --> 01:14:35,739 - No, I didn't. - Yeah. 1265 01:14:35,906 --> 01:14:38,909 They had to fire someone for letting you and Six go. 1266 01:14:42,913 --> 01:14:44,998 Hey, I'm sorry about... 1267 01:14:45,165 --> 01:14:47,626 It's all right. It's just business. 1268 01:14:47,793 --> 01:14:50,629 - Yeah. 1269 01:14:52,506 --> 01:14:54,716 I'm thinking of changing my image. 1270 01:14:56,468 --> 01:14:58,095 Really? 1271 01:14:58,262 --> 01:15:01,348 I liked the whole silent... thing. 1272 01:15:01,515 --> 01:15:03,642 Yeah, but it's kind of limiting. 1273 01:15:03,809 --> 01:15:06,436 There's only so far you can go with that. 1274 01:15:07,896 --> 01:15:09,064 You know... 1275 01:15:09,231 --> 01:15:10,983 you were a really good arch-enemy. 1276 01:15:11,149 --> 01:15:12,776 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1277 01:15:12,943 --> 01:15:15,028 Especially after you got me fired. 1278 01:15:15,195 --> 01:15:17,990 - I was fuming. 1279 01:15:18,156 --> 01:15:20,701 - Thanks. 1280 01:15:22,869 --> 01:15:25,539 I'm in love with a girl. 1281 01:15:25,706 --> 01:15:28,208 I don't even know her real name. 1282 01:15:31,670 --> 01:15:34,548 You, my friend, are in love with an image. 1283 01:15:36,133 --> 01:15:38,176 - Is that bad? - Eh... 1284 01:15:44,725 --> 01:15:46,685 Six quit. 1285 01:15:46,852 --> 01:15:48,061 She quit... 1286 01:15:49,563 --> 01:15:51,815 because of you. 1287 01:15:56,528 --> 01:15:59,364 Man on TV:...cool enough to buy their product. How do they recover, John? 1288 01:15:59,531 --> 01:16:03,160 How does ZephCo turn this around and use it to their advantage? 1289 01:16:03,327 --> 01:16:04,911 Well, they don't. 1290 01:16:05,078 --> 01:16:08,332 Right now ZephCo should be entirely on the defensive. 1291 01:16:08,498 --> 01:16:11,460 A young child has committed suicide because this company 1292 01:16:11,626 --> 01:16:14,254 refused to sell them a drink. This is a prime example 1293 01:16:14,421 --> 01:16:16,798 of corporate bullying as far as I'm concerned. 1294 01:16:16,965 --> 01:16:19,217 "Corporate bullying"? Is this real? 1295 01:16:19,384 --> 01:16:21,928 That's because companies usually don't refuse to sell... 1296 01:16:22,095 --> 01:16:24,139 He actually killed himself? 1297 01:16:25,849 --> 01:16:26,892 Yeah. 1298 01:16:28,101 --> 01:16:29,895 Yeah, the family already lawyered up. 1299 01:16:30,062 --> 01:16:32,314 What usually happens in circumstances like this 1300 01:16:32,481 --> 01:16:34,608 is that ZephCo would identify a fall guy, 1301 01:16:34,775 --> 01:16:37,361 someone in the marketing department, and terminate them publicly... 1302 01:16:37,527 --> 01:16:39,571 He's just an intern, Scat. 1303 01:16:41,490 --> 01:16:43,825 They're grooming you for VP. 1304 01:16:43,992 --> 01:16:46,620 I feel like I'm losing you. 1305 01:16:50,457 --> 01:16:52,959 Jameson won't take any of my calls. 1306 01:17:05,097 --> 01:17:07,557 You're supposed to let me go. 1307 01:17:10,102 --> 01:17:11,978 That's why you came here, right? 1308 01:17:41,550 --> 01:17:43,802 You know, I was a ballerina. 1309 01:17:49,349 --> 01:17:51,726 I had dreams... 1310 01:17:54,146 --> 01:17:56,440 like the kind we sell to people. 1311 01:18:13,623 --> 01:18:16,376 I was going to go to the Levinheimer Academy... 1312 01:18:18,420 --> 01:18:20,755 travel around Europe. 1313 01:18:26,636 --> 01:18:29,347 It wasn't just a goal, Scat. 1314 01:18:33,226 --> 01:18:35,228 It was an absolute. 1315 01:18:41,109 --> 01:18:43,361 And then I went to Yale... 1316 01:18:45,864 --> 01:18:47,824 and I went to London. 1317 01:18:47,991 --> 01:18:50,160 I did my audition. 1318 01:18:51,786 --> 01:18:55,207 And they told me I was missing a muscle in my calf. 1319 01:18:59,669 --> 01:19:02,214 I couldn't even do the battement glisse. 1320 01:19:03,340 --> 01:19:04,758 A simple move. 1321 01:19:06,176 --> 01:19:07,886 I was missing a muscle in my leg 1322 01:19:08,053 --> 01:19:10,263 and there was nothing I could do about it. 1323 01:19:10,430 --> 01:19:12,182 Ever. 1324 01:19:18,939 --> 01:19:20,732 I decided then... 1325 01:19:22,651 --> 01:19:24,694 that no one was ever going to be able to tell me 1326 01:19:24,861 --> 01:19:26,947 what I could and couldn't do again. 1327 01:19:28,740 --> 01:19:30,242 Ever. 1328 01:19:39,834 --> 01:19:41,503 And now I'm here, 1329 01:19:43,296 --> 01:19:45,257 sitting in a bar, 1330 01:19:47,259 --> 01:19:49,094 waiting for you to fire me. 1331 01:19:53,557 --> 01:19:55,809 - Ironic. - Is that real? 1332 01:19:55,976 --> 01:19:57,227 What? 1333 01:20:04,234 --> 01:20:07,279 Do you know how hard it is for me to tell you the truth? 1334 01:20:13,243 --> 01:20:15,036 So you wanted to be a ballerina? 1335 01:20:20,417 --> 01:20:22,460 I wanted to be... 1336 01:20:30,176 --> 01:20:32,387 Right. Okay. 1337 01:20:34,973 --> 01:20:36,725 Try our new rejuvenating formula. 1338 01:20:36,891 --> 01:20:39,102 You'll look younger, feel younger... 1339 01:20:39,269 --> 01:20:41,771 We're here with the head 1340 01:20:41,938 --> 01:20:43,773 of New Products and Marketing for ZephCo. 1341 01:20:43,940 --> 01:20:46,151 Mr. Scat, thank you forjoining us. 1342 01:20:46,318 --> 01:20:48,903 I only wish it was under better circumstances. 1343 01:20:49,070 --> 01:20:51,489 I want to offer my sincere condolences 1344 01:20:51,656 --> 01:20:53,658 to the White family on behalf of ZephCo. 1345 01:20:53,825 --> 01:20:55,744 Mr. Scat, it doesn't seem like the death 1346 01:20:55,910 --> 01:20:57,787 of an innocent teenager has affected you. 1347 01:20:57,954 --> 01:21:00,540 If you're asking me to acknowledge the fact that 1348 01:21:00,707 --> 01:21:03,251 through this ad campaign people will literally 1349 01:21:03,418 --> 01:21:06,254 kill themselves to get their hands on what I'm selling... 1350 01:21:07,422 --> 01:21:09,299 then yes. 1351 01:21:11,718 --> 01:21:13,678 Look, as far as I'm concerned, 1352 01:21:13,845 --> 01:21:16,556 this is one of the most successful ad campaigns of all time. 1353 01:21:16,723 --> 01:21:19,517 It will certainly go down in history as one of the most daring. 1354 01:21:19,684 --> 01:21:23,897 I know who Damien White is-- or who he was. 1355 01:21:24,064 --> 01:21:26,232 Because I fell in love with the dream too. 1356 01:21:29,110 --> 01:21:31,404 But I don't want to spend the rest of my life 1357 01:21:31,571 --> 01:21:32,947 chasing after an enigma. 1358 01:21:38,370 --> 01:21:39,913 And neither did Damien. 1359 01:21:42,832 --> 01:21:44,876 Scat on TV broadcast: Look, I don't think that anybody 1360 01:21:45,043 --> 01:21:47,337 is taking the death of this teenager very seriously 1361 01:21:47,504 --> 01:21:49,339 because they're still buying my product. 1362 01:21:49,506 --> 01:21:52,217 This means that you've made a conscious decision 1363 01:21:52,384 --> 01:21:55,387 to buy this drink after Damien White's death-- 1364 01:21:55,553 --> 01:21:58,056 after his suicide-- because it's even cooler. 1365 01:22:02,811 --> 01:22:06,272 In fact ZephCo's stock has tripled since the suicide. 1366 01:22:06,439 --> 01:22:10,110 So if Damien White's death means anything to you, then don't buy Kok. 1367 01:22:10,276 --> 01:22:12,237 But that'll never happen 1368 01:22:12,404 --> 01:22:15,740 because you believe in the dream, the fantasy. 1369 01:22:18,159 --> 01:22:20,704 Buy Kok. Become perfect. 1370 01:22:25,417 --> 01:22:27,085 Scat! 1371 01:22:34,718 --> 01:22:36,511 What are you doing? 1372 01:22:36,678 --> 01:22:38,930 Just going for a walk. 1373 01:22:44,519 --> 01:22:46,187 Grand exit? 1374 01:22:46,354 --> 01:22:49,649 When will you realize, when will people understand... 1375 01:22:49,816 --> 01:22:50,817 Yeah. 1376 01:22:50,984 --> 01:22:53,611 ...that it's all fake? Don't youget it? 1377 01:22:53,778 --> 01:22:55,321 None of this is real, it's all fake. 1378 01:22:55,488 --> 01:22:57,699 The entire thing is fake. 1379 01:22:58,867 --> 01:23:00,702 Let me-- let me explain something to you. 1380 01:23:00,869 --> 01:23:03,121 If you live in a medium-sized city, you see 800 ads... 1381 01:23:03,288 --> 01:23:05,498 You ruined all this for me. 1382 01:23:22,223 --> 01:23:23,683 Michael. 1383 01:23:24,768 --> 01:23:26,186 That's my name. 1384 01:23:34,027 --> 01:23:35,361 What's your real name? 1385 01:23:42,452 --> 01:23:44,954 And you're so used to this, you don't even unders-- you don't-- 1386 01:23:45,121 --> 01:23:46,915 you don't realize it, okay, 1387 01:23:47,081 --> 01:23:49,125 but your body does. 1388 01:23:49,292 --> 01:23:51,711 Your heart rate increases, your pupils dilate. 1389 01:23:51,878 --> 01:23:54,422 Your breathing becomes faster and you become alert. 1390 01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:57,258 Because you've been tapped. 1391 01:23:57,425 --> 01:23:59,135 My name is Six. 1392 01:24:00,178 --> 01:24:01,721 Looking at a billboard 1393 01:24:01,888 --> 01:24:04,641 is supposed to feel like love at first sight. 1394 01:24:04,808 --> 01:24:07,227 But it's not. It's not real. 1395 01:24:07,393 --> 01:24:08,603 None of it's real. 1396 01:24:08,770 --> 01:24:10,355 It's marketing. 1397 01:24:10,522 --> 01:24:13,107 It's been a pleasure doing business with you, Six. 1398 01:24:14,984 --> 01:24:17,237 Without marketing, you wouldn't know who you are. 1399 01:24:17,403 --> 01:24:19,447 Maybe... 1400 01:24:20,907 --> 01:24:23,409 sometimes you need to walk away from that. 1401 01:24:25,161 --> 01:24:26,871 Because you haven't been changed 1402 01:24:27,038 --> 01:24:28,748 and you haven't been perfected. 1403 01:24:31,835 --> 01:24:34,379 You're just drinking the same old stuff. 1404 01:24:36,589 --> 01:24:38,424 Just... 1405 01:24:38,591 --> 01:24:41,052 a lost soul who's still drinking... 1406 01:24:42,595 --> 01:24:44,055 syrup. 1407 01:24:54,524 --> 01:24:57,193 ♪ I'm taking back the control you had over me ♪ 1408 01:24:57,360 --> 01:25:00,029 ♪ I need to find some closure so I can breathe ♪ 1409 01:25:00,196 --> 01:25:03,199 ♪ Just tie me down with every fiber of your shame ♪ 1410 01:25:03,366 --> 01:25:06,369 ♪ You make me doubt, but I was never the one to blame ♪ 1411 01:25:06,536 --> 01:25:09,205 ♪ I'm taking back the control you had over me ♪ 1412 01:25:09,372 --> 01:25:12,292 ♪ I need to find some closure so I can breathe ♪ 1413 01:25:12,458 --> 01:25:15,211 ♪ Just tie me down with every fiber of your shame ♪ 1414 01:25:15,378 --> 01:25:18,631 ♪ You make me doubt, but I was never the one to blame ♪ 1415 01:25:18,798 --> 01:25:21,426 ♪ Stupid girl, silly plaything ♪ 1416 01:25:21,593 --> 01:25:24,804 ♪ I was yours for the taking ♪ 1417 01:25:24,971 --> 01:25:27,265 ♪ And in the blackout you had the power ♪ 1418 01:25:27,432 --> 01:25:30,268 ♪ And savored every hour, like, "Baby, oooh, baby, oooh" ♪ 1419 01:25:30,435 --> 01:25:32,562 ♪ Yeah, with my taste in your mouth ♪ 1420 01:25:32,729 --> 01:25:34,856 ♪ The room spun round and round and round ♪ 1421 01:25:35,023 --> 01:25:36,941 ♪ Down down ♪ 1422 01:25:37,108 --> 01:25:39,319 ♪ There's a sense that all's not well ♪ 1423 01:25:39,485 --> 01:25:42,405 ♪ And I'm disgusted with myself ♪ 1424 01:25:54,584 --> 01:25:57,462 ♪ I'm taking back the control you had over me ♪ 1425 01:25:57,629 --> 01:26:00,256 ♪ I need to find some closure so I can breathe ♪ 1426 01:26:00,423 --> 01:26:03,384 ♪ Just tie me down with every fiber of your shame ♪ 1427 01:26:03,551 --> 01:26:06,554 ♪ You make me doubt, but I was never the one to blame ♪ 1428 01:26:06,721 --> 01:26:09,349 ♪ I'm taking back the control you had over me ♪ 1429 01:26:09,515 --> 01:26:12,435 ♪ I need to find some closure so I can breathe ♪ 1430 01:26:12,602 --> 01:26:15,438 ♪ Just tie me down with every fiber of your shame ♪ 1431 01:26:15,605 --> 01:26:19,025 ♪ You make me doubt, but I was never the one to blame ♪ 1432 01:26:19,192 --> 01:26:21,694 ♪ People doubt, they will judge you ♪ 1433 01:26:21,861 --> 01:26:24,989 ♪ Without bounds and with no clue ♪ 1434 01:26:25,156 --> 01:26:27,659 ♪ Keep it hidden, keep it closed ♪ 1435 01:26:27,825 --> 01:26:30,954 ♪ Tell no secrets, no one knows ♪ 1436 01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:33,998 ♪ Guess you're right and there's no blame ♪ 1437 01:26:34,165 --> 01:26:36,960 ♪ With no fight, it's fair game ♪ 1438 01:26:37,126 --> 01:26:41,381 ♪ I was young and naive, choose to blame me... ♪ 1439 01:26:48,805 --> 01:26:51,474 ♪ I'm taking back the control you had over me ♪ 1440 01:26:51,641 --> 01:26:54,560 ♪ I need to find some closure so I can breathe ♪ 1441 01:26:54,727 --> 01:26:57,647 ♪ Just tie me down with every fiber of your shame ♪ 1442 01:26:57,814 --> 01:27:00,692 ♪ You make me doubt, but I was never the one to blame ♪ 1443 01:27:00,858 --> 01:27:03,486 ♪ I'm taking back the control you had over me ♪ 1444 01:27:03,653 --> 01:27:06,531 ♪ I need to find some closure so I can breathe ♪ 1445 01:27:06,698 --> 01:27:09,575 ♪ Just tie me down with every fiber of your shame ♪ 1446 01:27:09,742 --> 01:27:12,954 ♪ You make me doubt, but I was never the one to blame ♪ 1447 01:27:13,121 --> 01:27:15,999 ♪ Stupid girl, silly plaything, I was yours for the taking ♪ 1448 01:27:16,165 --> 01:27:18,960 ♪ In the blackout you had power and you savored every hour ♪ 1449 01:27:19,127 --> 01:27:22,088 ♪ With my taste in your mouth, the room spun round and round ♪ 1450 01:27:22,255 --> 01:27:25,383 ♪ There's a sense all ain't well, I'm disgusted with myself. ♪ 103779

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