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* Heart and soul
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* Baby there is no goal
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* Turn the lights on bright
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* You're a rock and roll star *
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* Feel my love
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* Coming from the
heavens above *
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* When my eyes meet your eyes
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* You know it's true *
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* Baby come dance with me
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* Baby come dance with me
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* On TV at the TV station
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* Baby come dance with me
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* Baby come dance with me
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* On TV at the TV station
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* You are lost
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* And I'm at home *
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* And nobody wants
to be here alone *
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* Ooh baby's in mint condition *
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* Man I'm doing some
dirty wishing *
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* Let's both get on that
rocket to the stars *
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* Baby come dance with me
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* Baby come dance with me
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Mark, Mark?
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Who's Zina?
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Mark!
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So what
did you think of her?
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Compared to what?
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His other disasters?
You know what I think?
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I think he'd better
off with a cat.
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Or a plant.
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Great.
When's the wedding?
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I can't wait to see her dress.
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Ask Mark.
He knows what I mean.
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Ah, was she even wearing a bra?
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Okay fine, pretend
you didn't see anything.
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All right,
let's divide this up.
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Got ah six g's for Garfinkle.
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Remember where?
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Yeah.
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* Would you give me a beat?
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* Beat go
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* The bells, the bells,
the bells, the bells *
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* And the bounce, the bounce,
the bounce, the bounce *
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* And the bells, the bells
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* The bells, the bells,
and the beat *
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* When you gonna call me?
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* I can never tell
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* I wanna hear the
ding ding dong *
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* I wanna hear the bells
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* The bells, the bells,
the bells, the bells... *
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Telemarketing?
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Ma, I'd rather shoot myself.
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We are gathered here
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to witness the formal joining
in the legal state of matrimony
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of this couple,
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under the authority given by the
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Government of the
Province of Ontario.
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Do you, Efim Levinsky,
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take you, Zinaida Karpilovskaya
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to be your lawful wedded wife?
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Yes, I take her.
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And do you
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Zinaida Karpilovskaya,
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take Efim Levinsky
to be your husband?
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Yes I do.
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By virtue of the powers
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vested in me by the
Ontario Marriage Act,
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I do hereby pronounce you
to be husband and wife.
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You may exchange a kiss
as a token of your joy.
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Mazel tov!
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L'chaim! L'chaim!
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Yeah? Okay.
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Alissa's here.
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Out front.
I told you.
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Bye dyadya Fima.
Happy marriage.
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All right,
so it's really easy.
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The computer dials automatically
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and you just follow the prompts
on the screen.
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We're not selling
them anything,
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we're just offering
them a free estimate.
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People either want
it or they don't.
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Yeah?
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Okay.
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Actually
it's pretty depressing.
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Like I said I'd
give it a try and I tried it.
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But it's like being lobotomized
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so I'm going to look
for something else.
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No, he'll understand.
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He knows it's a shit job.
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He can easily find another
monkey to do it.
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Okay.
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*
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Who's the companion?
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She's a cousin. Sort of.
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Does your sort of cousin
want something to eat?
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Really?
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Ask her.
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Yeah?
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Did I mention she was fourteen?
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I-I-I assure you my interest
is purely anthropological.
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The anthropology of jailbait.
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She's an intense
little chick, man.
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She's Russian.
We're born intense.
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Okay Berman,
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with all due respect, you guys
aren't even the same species.
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Translate for me, um,
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tell her that ah that my
family was from Russia
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00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,802
but I want to know,
um, what it's like,
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what it's-what it's really like.
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What did she say?
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*
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Okay.
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Good.
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Walked around.
Visited a friend.
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He works.
He's got his own business.
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00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,302
He sells
electronics online,
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like for computers,
cameras, cell phones.
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Twenty.
He does it on the side,
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and, ah, during the year he goes
to U of T studying philosophy.
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- Mmm.
- Yeah.
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I am.
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She'll come here.
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No I was looking
for a job but then Ma said
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she wanted me to
look after Natasha.
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Hang out.
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Hang out.
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00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:12,538
Maybe show her around the city?
Go some places.
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00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:17,876
Well I could take her to the
Museum or the Art Gallery.
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00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,770
How's it going dude?
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Yeah what's up man?
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Hey, who's that?
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Hey, you wanna party?
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Ah she doesn't speak English so.
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Oh yeah? What does she speak?
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Russian.
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Hey. Wantsky smoksky?
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I will catch you later man.
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00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:33,692
- All right.
- All right. Cool.
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It's just better for
something like that.
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- Dare we say it's more fun?
- It's more fun.
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*
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* Get a little closer,
let fold *
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00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:11,629
* Cut open my sternum,
and pull *
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00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:15,333
* My little ribs around you
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* The rungs of me be under,
under you *
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00:52:19,069 --> 00:52:22,740
* I'll cut the soft pockets,
let bleed *
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* Over the rocky cliffs
that you leave *
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* To peer over and not
forget what feet are *
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* Splitting threads
of thunder over me *
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*
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* That I might see with
my chest and sink *
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* Into the edges round you
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* Into the lakes of
quarry's that brink... *
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What's up?
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Want to try it?
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Cool, yeah. All right.
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00:53:24,969 --> 00:53:29,840
Pump that. Push your...
all right go for it!
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*
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* That I might see with
my chest and sink *
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* Into the edges round you
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* Into the lakes of
quarry's that brink *
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* On all the edges round you
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* Get a little closer,
let fold *
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* Cut open my sternum,
and pull *
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00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:22,927
* My little ribs around you
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* The lungs of me be
crowns over you *
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00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:29,900
* Get a little closer,
let fold *
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00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:34,104
* Cut open my sternum,
and pull *
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00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:37,808
* My little ribs around you
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* The rungs of me be under,
under you *
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Good.
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I understand enough
to know it's a crap show.
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Natasha!
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01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:32,442
Hey man.
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01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:34,578
These are the, ah,
the pool guys.
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01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:38,248
Well, we'll take
some measurements.
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01:08:38,248 --> 01:08:40,217
All right.
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01:08:43,052 --> 01:08:45,289
Have I ever even seen you swim?
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01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:48,325
Berman, nobody swims
in these things.
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01:08:48,325 --> 01:08:49,659
They're for floating.
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01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:51,928
You fill them with
plastic inflatables
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01:08:51,928 --> 01:08:53,797
and you free-associate.
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01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:57,967
The gentle swaying,
it stimulates the brainpan, you know?
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01:08:57,967 --> 01:09:00,103
Why not start with a hammock
and then work your way up?
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01:09:00,103 --> 01:09:02,872
Well sometimes I'm out here
and I got to take a leak.
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01:09:02,872 --> 01:09:04,308
The weather's nice.
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01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:07,244
I want to stay out
but I got to pee,
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01:09:07,244 --> 01:09:09,713
I mean, just for that the
pool's worth the investment.
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01:09:12,182 --> 01:09:15,552
Thank you. See you soon.
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01:09:41,144 --> 01:09:44,080
Where's the girl?
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01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:45,649
With her mother.
192
01:09:48,985 --> 01:09:50,887
Thought she hated her mother.
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01:09:50,887 --> 01:09:53,557
She does.
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01:09:56,226 --> 01:09:58,495
So what are you doing here?
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01:09:58,495 --> 01:10:01,431
Go and-go and liberate her.
196
01:10:03,967 --> 01:10:05,569
It's forbidden.
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01:10:06,936 --> 01:10:09,539
Dude you're sixteen,
everything's forbidden.
198
01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:12,476
I mean the world expects
you to disobey.
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01:10:12,476 --> 01:10:15,979
I've been accused
of unnatural acts.
200
01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:20,550
Society was founded
on unnatural acts.
201
01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:23,320
Read the ah, read the Bible.
202
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:25,054
I mean it starts
with Adam and Eve,
203
01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:27,424
after that if somebody doesn't
boink a sibling it's-
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01:10:27,424 --> 01:10:30,994
it's end of story.
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01:10:30,994 --> 01:10:33,930
You mind if I use that
argument with my mother?
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01:10:46,175 --> 01:10:48,445
What do you think
about a hot tub?
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01:10:49,679 --> 01:10:51,114
What, instead of the pool?
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01:10:51,114 --> 01:10:53,550
No, with the pool.
209
01:10:53,550 --> 01:10:55,952
Do everything in mosaic tiles.
210
01:10:55,952 --> 01:10:57,754
Give it a real Greek feel.
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01:10:59,122 --> 01:11:01,057
Put up some Doric columns.
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01:11:01,057 --> 01:11:06,296
Even put in a little fountain.
Eat some grapes. You know?
213
01:11:06,296 --> 01:11:08,865
Just play Socrates.
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01:25:30,559 --> 01:25:33,496
*
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01:26:48,304 --> 01:26:49,738
Around.
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01:29:10,245 --> 01:29:12,047
Mark.
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01:30:14,810 --> 01:30:16,545
Those three?
218
01:30:20,649 --> 01:30:22,050
What's the matter Berman,
219
01:30:22,050 --> 01:30:24,820
you don't return
phone calls anymore?
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01:30:26,922 --> 01:30:29,925
Give me a second.
Let's go for a walk.
221
01:30:32,027 --> 01:30:35,664
Where you been? Hmm?
222
01:30:40,503 --> 01:30:41,937
Come on.
223
01:30:41,937 --> 01:30:43,706
Look Berman, this is why
I wanted you to call.
224
01:30:43,706 --> 01:30:46,274
I didn't want to have to
have fricken text you
225
01:30:46,274 --> 01:30:47,910
or leave it in a
voicemail, okay?
226
01:30:49,144 --> 01:30:51,880
She doesn't want to
see you anymore.
227
01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:54,750
I thought she was
going to Florida.
228
01:30:54,750 --> 01:30:57,620
Oh, come on Berman,
she's a fucking kid.
229
01:30:57,620 --> 01:30:58,887
How's she going to
get to Florida?
230
01:30:58,887 --> 01:31:01,223
She barely speaks English.
231
01:31:01,223 --> 01:31:02,858
She's either here or
she's on the street man,
232
01:31:02,858 --> 01:31:05,127
like what do you
want me to do?
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01:31:05,127 --> 01:31:07,329
Right.
234
01:31:07,329 --> 01:31:10,232
She thinks you betrayed her.
235
01:31:10,232 --> 01:31:12,668
She's very principled.
236
01:31:14,436 --> 01:31:17,506
Hey, she's safe here. Okay?
237
01:31:18,941 --> 01:31:21,376
That's one way to
look at it, yeah.
238
01:31:21,376 --> 01:31:24,046
Don't be mad, okay?
This isn't personal.
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01:31:29,284 --> 01:31:32,420
- Fuck you, Rufus.
- Okay, so what now?
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01:31:32,420 --> 01:31:36,091
Is it, is it martial arts time?
What do you want to do? Hmm?
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