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Please, put that down.
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Trust me,
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you don't want to play with it.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Just hand it over.
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Just hand it over, okay?
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Just hand it over.
Ah.
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Hand it over,
little monkey, okay?
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Hey, little man.
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Hey, man, look
what I got.
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A ripe,
delicious thingamabob.
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All his monkey buddies
are eating these outside.
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They're going crazy
for 'em.
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Hand that detonator over,
and this baby's
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all yours. Hmm?
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So good.
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Oh. Mmm...
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Mmm.
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So juicy. Mmm.
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Oh.
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Oh, y'all eat these things?
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How are they not extinct?
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RILEY: How are you
not extinct, Jack?
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What kind of Darwin Award
nominee puts down a detonator
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in a room full of explosives?
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The kind with only two hands
who had to zip-- oh--
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zip-tie a rebel leader
in a hurry, Riley.
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That's who.
Okay.
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JACK: I just set the detonator
down for a second, man.
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How was I supposed to know
some cappuccino monkey
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was gonna go picking it up?
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Capuchin.
Ah, I think it's cappuccino.
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It's capuchin.
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Guys, it's a monkey.
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MacGYVER:
You know what?
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Good news is:
safety's still on.
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So we're not in
any real danger,
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unless he somehow
figures out how to...
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...arm it.
JACK: Uh-oh.
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Hey, I...
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think we better give
Curious George
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something else
to be curious about
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before he pushes
that button
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and ends us all right here.
Yeah, yeah,
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like what, like what?
I don't know.
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Hey, buddy.
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What's this?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You like that, don't you?
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Want to trade?
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Just like...
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Oh.
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We're safe.
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Safe? What is safe about giving
a knife to a monkey?
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Do you have any idea
what that could do?
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I don't know, Jack. What?
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You probably just started
Planet of the Apes, man.
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*
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CAGE:
Hey, guys. I just...
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I wanted to say
thank you so much
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for all the flowers
and the gifts.
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And, Bozer, you're right.
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The leftover Christmas pastrami
is surprisingly good.
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So the, um, the doctors have
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approved my travel request.
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I'm gonna be flying home
to Australia tomorrow
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to be with my sister,
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while I'm finishing PT.
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I'm gonna miss you guys.
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All of you.
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So take care of each other.
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Especially Jack.
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And if you can...
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...find Murdoc for me.
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I told her that was the plan.
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Amen to that.
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How's it going over here?
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Slow.
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I mean, I kind
of thought
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you lost your mind when
you said that 11 digit number
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etched into that gear was a clue
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that might help you
find your dad.
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But then, his super weird
Christmas present shows up,
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proving you right
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but leaving me
with even more questions.
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Yeah, like, why do the numbers
on this guy's arm
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match part of the number
on the gear?
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Yeah. And who
is this guy?
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And what does he have
to do with your dad?
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Look, all I know for certain
is he's not in any database.
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What does Matty think
about the dossier?
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Uh, I don't know.
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You haven't shown her?
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Nope.
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Why not? When it
comes to analyzing
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confusing intelligence,
no one is better than...
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Because I think
she's involved.
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Yeah.
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I thought I'd found proof
that she knew my dad,
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so I confronted her about it.
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She said she didn't.
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I think
she's lying,
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but at the same time,
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there's no way
to know.
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Man.
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This is a lot to process, Mac.
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Now I understand
why you're not upset
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you lost your knife.
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Didn't lose it.
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Gave it away.
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Besides, it was just a knife.
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Uh, no.
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What we use to carve
the Thanksgiving turkey
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is "just a knife."
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This was the vintage
pocketknife
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that your grandfather
gave you.
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Fair enough.
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But since its final act was
to save my life, and Riley's...
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...I think Grandpa
would be proud.
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ROBOT:
I'd be happy to order
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a replacement knife for you.
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Or you could just ask
my replacement to order one.
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Dude, for the millionth time,
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you're not being replaced.
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That is a vehicular combat drone
for DARPA's Korman Challenge.
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The competition's been going on
for years,
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and nothing from our lab
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has ever been replaced
because of it.
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Well, I should hope not.
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Those weapons
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are utterly useless
in a laboratory setting.
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And have you tried
talking to it?
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It has absolutely
no personality.
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That's because
it doesn't need one.
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The goal of the challenge
is to prototype
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a fully autonomous
military vehicle,
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not a lab assistant.
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Your skill sets
don't overlap in any way.
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Okay?
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This guy could someday
do for ground troops
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what Predator drones have
done for our Air Force.
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If we could beat
the CIA this year.
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RILEY:
And the NSA.
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And the DoD, JPL...
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Which we absolutely will.
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Have some faith,
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guys.
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This is our year.
JILL:
Hey, guys?
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I know you're busy
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getting ready for the
competition, but Jack is...
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acting weird.
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MacGYVER: To be fair,
it would be weird
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if he wasn't acting weird.
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RILEY:
Yeah, Jill. By now,
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you should know that's kind of
his default setting.
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Right. No, this is weird weird.
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Even for Jack.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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What's going on, Jack?
Who's this guy?
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Assassin
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JACK:
No. Worse. Way worse.
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Meet James LeRoy.
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"Jimmy" to his friends,
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and his enemies.
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RILEY:
Uh...
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sorry, did we just get
a new mission?
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No. He's not a mission, Riley.
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That right there
is my old high school nemesis.
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Seriously?
Wow.
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MacGYVER: Look who finally
decided to listen to me and go
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to his high school reunion.
Good on you.
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Apparently, the same guy
that used Phoenix resources
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to dig up dirt
on an innocent civilian.
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JACK:
"Innocent"?
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Who said he's innocent?
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That guy
right there spent
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four years ruining my life,
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always one-upping me.
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When we both went out
for class president, he won.
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We both go out
for starting quarterback,
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he won.
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And when we were both up
for "best hair," guess what?
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He won?
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That's right. He won.
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And senior year, when he beat me
out for homecoming king...
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I was never the same after that.
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Well, you do know
that homecoming kings
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hold no real
power, right?
Just sayin',
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this punk really shook
my confidence.
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RILEY: Well, he
may have, Jack,
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but this was years ago.
Decades.
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Centuries, even.
Yeah...
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Oh, very funny. No, no.
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Go ahead. Laugh it up
at my expense.
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I'm telling you, this was a real
turning point for me in my life.
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Who knows what I could've
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accomplished if it weren't
for that guy, right there?
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BOZER: If you hate
the guy so much,
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why are you even going
to the reunion?
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Well, I wasn't,
but then you fools all signed up
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for this
robo-apocalypse contest,
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and I don't want
no part of that.
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:
Jack. The Korman Challenge
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is a friendly competition.
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Yeah, I'm sure that's what
Miles Bennett Dyson said
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when he activated Skynet
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and unleashed
an army of Terminators.
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Does-does...
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Matty even know
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you guys signed up
for this contest?
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MATTY: Can someone please
tell me why I'm waiting
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on you guys?
I mean, we're all loaded up,
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ready to leave for Virginia,
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and we're just missing
the team that's, you know,
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actually competing.
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And, Dalton,
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your cover I.D.
is bathroom tile salesman.
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If I find out that you leaked
Right.
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classified info to impress
some divorced ex-cheerleader
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from Bumblesticks
Musical High School,
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then you're gonna wish
it was the robot apocalypse.
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MATTY: Ten years ago,
DARPA scientist Martin Korman
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had a dream: to create an
autonomous medevac transport
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that could rescue wounded
soldiers from the battlefield
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without risking
additional troops.
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So he created the
Korman Challenge.
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To bring the brightest minds
together,
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with the hope that one day,
someone would fulfill his dream.
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But one aspect
of the competition has always
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remained the same.
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Our team has never won.
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But this is our year.
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BOZER:
Yeah. Yeah.
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The year that the Phoenix
takes home
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the blue ribbon, and all
the black budget funding
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that comes along with it.
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So tighten every
single screw,
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and double-check
every line of code,
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because everything on this
vehicle must be absolutely...
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Bozer?
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No problem.
We can totally fix that.
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No mistakes
today, people.
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None.
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Now, go win that challenge.
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Can you hand me the needle-nose
pliers right there?
Yeah.
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Here you go.
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MacGYVER:
Thanks.
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Pliers and a folding chair?
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Wow.
The Phoenix Foundation
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really works
with some cutting edge tech.
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Good to see you again, MacGyver.
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I came by to wish you luck.
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Allie Winthrop.
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How's life at the CIA's
Special Research Division?
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Oh, you know. Another year,
another kickass prototype.
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Meet Bruno, the Battle Ready
Unmanned Networked Operative.
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See you at the finish line,
MacGyver.
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May the best bot win.
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BOZER:
Yeah...
262
00:10:25,698 --> 00:10:28,701
I'm not sure
this is gonna be our year.
263
00:10:32,871 --> 00:10:34,006
So, when did you two hook up?
264
00:10:34,039 --> 00:10:36,775
What?
265
00:10:39,945 --> 00:10:42,314
Yeah, fine. That happened.
266
00:10:42,347 --> 00:10:44,917
BOZER:
Korman Challenge bonus points.
267
00:10:44,950 --> 00:10:46,051
Why didn't you tell me, man?
268
00:10:46,084 --> 00:10:47,119
Because it wasn't like that.
269
00:10:48,153 --> 00:10:49,822
It was a few years ago.
270
00:10:49,855 --> 00:10:51,990
It was my first time here.
271
00:10:52,024 --> 00:10:53,025
I really liked her.
272
00:10:53,058 --> 00:10:54,893
And I thought she liked me.
273
00:10:54,927 --> 00:10:56,895
Right up until
I saw her going through
274
00:10:56,929 --> 00:10:59,164
my drone's design specs
on my laptop.
275
00:10:59,197 --> 00:11:00,866
She was snooping
on your laptop?
276
00:11:00,899 --> 00:11:02,234
Yeah, well...
277
00:11:02,267 --> 00:11:04,803
I guess for some people,
278
00:11:04,837 --> 00:11:07,205
winning is the only thing
that matters.
279
00:11:07,239 --> 00:11:09,775
* Whoomp, there it is!
280
00:11:09,808 --> 00:11:12,444
* Whoomp, there it is!
Whoomp, there it is! *
281
00:11:12,477 --> 00:11:14,780
* Whoomp, there it is!
282
00:11:14,813 --> 00:11:16,782
* Whoomp,
there it is! *
283
00:11:16,815 --> 00:11:18,316
* Whoomp, there it is!
284
00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:22,187
* Whoomp, there it is!
Whoomp, there it is! *
285
00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:23,956
* Upside down and inside out
286
00:11:23,989 --> 00:11:25,157
* I'm 'bout to show
all you folks *
287
00:11:25,190 --> 00:11:27,159
* What it's all about,
now it's time *
288
00:11:27,192 --> 00:11:28,493
* To get on the mic and make
289
00:11:28,526 --> 00:11:30,062
* This mother party hype
290
00:11:30,095 --> 00:11:31,063
* I'm takin' it back
to the old school *
291
00:11:31,096 --> 00:11:33,966
* 'Cause I'm an old fool
who's so cool... *
292
00:11:33,999 --> 00:11:34,967
MAN:
Jack Dalton.
293
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,802
Oscar Himenez?
294
00:11:36,835 --> 00:11:38,103
I knew it was you.
295
00:11:38,136 --> 00:11:39,337
You don't look
a day older.
296
00:11:39,371 --> 00:11:41,173
You look great, man.
297
00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:43,175
I love your hat. Tina Pham!
298
00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:44,977
Yeah.
Give me some hugs, girl.
299
00:11:45,010 --> 00:11:47,112
You look amazing.
It is so great to see you guys.
300
00:11:47,145 --> 00:11:49,214
How long's it
been since, uh...
301
00:11:49,247 --> 00:11:50,315
Homeroom together.
Yeah.
302
00:11:50,348 --> 00:11:52,250
Remember that?
That's right.
Who else was in there?
303
00:11:52,284 --> 00:11:54,086
TINA:
Jimmy LeRoy?
304
00:11:54,119 --> 00:11:55,788
No, I don't think
Jimmy was in there.
305
00:11:55,821 --> 00:11:57,355
TINA:
Jimmy.
306
00:11:58,390 --> 00:11:59,892
Hey.
Hey, you.
307
00:11:59,925 --> 00:12:01,493
You remember Jill?
Hi.
308
00:12:01,526 --> 00:12:03,228
Son of a bitch.
309
00:12:03,261 --> 00:12:05,063
OSCAR: There he is, there he is.
He's aging better than
310
00:12:05,097 --> 00:12:07,065
George Clooney.
311
00:12:07,099 --> 00:12:08,366
We're going up. Boom!
312
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,902
All right. Hey, man.
313
00:12:12,838 --> 00:12:14,372
What's up, Karl?
314
00:12:14,406 --> 00:12:17,075
You still into
Dungeons & Dragons?
315
00:12:17,109 --> 00:12:20,112
Mm-hmm.
That's cool.
316
00:12:20,145 --> 00:12:22,180
Good to see you.
Hi.
Hey, how are you?
317
00:12:22,214 --> 00:12:24,182
OFFICIAL: Next contestant
to the starting line.
318
00:12:30,923 --> 00:12:31,957
MAN:
Organization?
319
00:12:31,990 --> 00:12:33,525
Phoenix Foundation.
320
00:12:33,558 --> 00:12:35,260
And the name of your entry?
321
00:12:37,595 --> 00:12:39,998
Dalton's Nightmare.
322
00:12:42,534 --> 00:12:43,902
It...
323
00:12:43,936 --> 00:12:45,370
it's kind of a inside joke.
324
00:12:45,403 --> 00:12:46,805
Okay.
325
00:12:46,839 --> 00:12:49,107
It's a 20 mile course.
Your vehicle
326
00:12:49,141 --> 00:12:51,076
earns points from
speed, accuracy,
327
00:12:51,109 --> 00:12:53,111
and the ability to differentiate
between targets.
328
00:12:53,145 --> 00:12:55,113
This is a live fire exercise,
329
00:12:55,147 --> 00:12:56,348
so I'm gonna have
to ask you to...
Oh.
330
00:12:56,381 --> 00:12:59,217
All our weapons are state of
the art, less lethal technology:
331
00:12:59,251 --> 00:13:01,419
Taser cannons, beanbag rounds,
pepper spray grenades...
332
00:13:01,453 --> 00:13:03,321
I don't like guns.
333
00:13:03,355 --> 00:13:04,589
Super.
334
00:13:04,622 --> 00:13:06,925
I'm still gonna have to ask you
to step behind the safety line.
335
00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:08,093
All set?
336
00:13:08,126 --> 00:13:09,194
All set.
337
00:13:14,566 --> 00:13:16,334
If your robot doesn't win,
you're all fired.
338
00:13:18,403 --> 00:13:19,571
Best of luck.
339
00:13:19,604 --> 00:13:21,339
OFFICIAL:
Be advised,
340
00:13:21,373 --> 00:13:24,376
this is a live fire exercise.
Weapons hot.
341
00:13:25,443 --> 00:13:27,512
Ready. Set.
342
00:13:43,428 --> 00:13:45,931
Okay, this has to be
a rules violation.
343
00:13:45,964 --> 00:13:48,066
I don't think this is
part of the contest.
344
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,135
Allie.
345
00:13:50,168 --> 00:13:51,169
Allie!
346
00:13:51,203 --> 00:13:52,570
It's not me. I'm locked out.
Bruno won't respond
347
00:13:52,604 --> 00:13:53,605
to any of my commands.
348
00:13:53,638 --> 00:13:55,107
Has this ever
happened before?
349
00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:56,408
Never. I don't know
what's going on.
350
00:13:57,409 --> 00:13:58,877
Mac!
351
00:14:13,558 --> 00:14:15,327
Any chance that thing
has an off switch?
352
00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:26,538
MATTY:
High-impact polymer armor,
353
00:14:26,571 --> 00:14:28,440
and a gas-electric hybrid engine
354
00:14:28,473 --> 00:14:31,676
with a 600 mile radius.
355
00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:34,212
I-It's like a Predator
drone on wheels
356
00:14:34,246 --> 00:14:36,481
run by an on-board
artificial intelligence
357
00:14:36,514 --> 00:14:38,150
that's just gone
358
00:14:38,183 --> 00:14:39,084
completely insane.
359
00:14:39,117 --> 00:14:41,519
Well, technically,
A.I.s can't go insane.
360
00:14:41,553 --> 00:14:43,588
This is more like when
an aerial drone goes rogue
361
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,323
because its code has bugs.
362
00:14:45,357 --> 00:14:47,592
They call it a "flyaway."
363
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:51,029
Okay, maybe now's not the best
time to nitpick terminology.
364
00:14:52,264 --> 00:14:55,167
I ran Bruno through
10,000 simulations
365
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,368
without a single glitch.
366
00:14:56,401 --> 00:14:58,403
BOZER: Bruno destroyed eight
other drones and tried to turn
367
00:14:58,436 --> 00:15:00,973
us into human roadkill.
That's a bit more than a glitch.
368
00:15:01,006 --> 00:15:03,275
Guys, the only thing that
matters now is stopping Bruno
369
00:15:03,308 --> 00:15:04,943
before he hurts anyone else.
370
00:15:04,977 --> 00:15:06,578
We can't stop him
if we can't even find him.
371
00:15:06,611 --> 00:15:08,146
So how do we do that?
Head for McLean.
372
00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:12,050
Virginia? You think he's
headed to CIA Headquarters?
373
00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:16,054
If Bruno ever malfunctions, he's
programmed to go into safe mode.
374
00:15:16,088 --> 00:15:18,690
As long as the onboard GPS still
works, he should be driving back
375
00:15:18,723 --> 00:15:21,059
to my lab as we speak.
Running home to mama.
376
00:15:21,093 --> 00:15:22,294
It's cute when a puppy does it.
377
00:15:22,327 --> 00:15:24,162
This? Not so much.
Okay, Allie,
378
00:15:24,196 --> 00:15:25,697
I've got birds in the sky,
379
00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:27,732
Jeeps on the ground
and satellite views
380
00:15:27,765 --> 00:15:28,967
from here to McLean.
381
00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:30,435
There's no sign
of your lost dog.
382
00:15:30,468 --> 00:15:33,205
How do we get eyes on it?
383
00:15:33,238 --> 00:15:34,506
I'm not sure we can.
384
00:15:34,539 --> 00:15:35,573
Bruno is radar,
385
00:15:35,607 --> 00:15:38,376
sonar, and thermal invisible.
386
00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:40,145
He's got visual camouflage,
387
00:15:40,178 --> 00:15:42,514
and he's programmed to use
dense foliage for cover.
388
00:15:42,547 --> 00:15:45,217
And good luck following the
right set of Humvee tracks
389
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,152
on a military base.
Say, Allie.
390
00:15:47,185 --> 00:15:48,320
You didn't want to maybe
put in a master kill switch
391
00:15:48,353 --> 00:15:51,189
just in case, you know,
this happened?
392
00:15:51,223 --> 00:15:52,224
Of course I put in
a master kill switch.
393
00:15:52,257 --> 00:15:55,393
It was the first thing I tried
when Bruno took off.
394
00:15:55,427 --> 00:15:58,230
But the code is corrupted.
It's-it's not working.
395
00:16:01,299 --> 00:16:02,300
Wait a minute, Allie,
396
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:04,669
you said that Bruno
is a gas
397
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,039
Then I think I know
how to find him.
398
00:16:07,072 --> 00:16:08,473
Hey, Matty, would you
tell all of our
399
00:16:08,506 --> 00:16:10,375
search vehicles to turn off
their engines.
400
00:16:10,408 --> 00:16:12,610
Because we'll find Bruno faster
401
00:16:12,644 --> 00:16:14,279
if fewer people
are looking for it?
402
00:16:14,312 --> 00:16:15,247
MacGYVER:
Yeah, well...
403
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,548
actually, we're not
gonna be using our eyes.
404
00:16:16,581 --> 00:16:17,382
We're gonna be
following our noses.
405
00:16:17,415 --> 00:16:18,683
Allie, can you
take over the wheel?
406
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:21,486
Oh, yeah.
Bozer, can you get me a
screwdriver from back there?
407
00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:23,555
Yeah.
408
00:16:37,535 --> 00:16:40,505
You're using the A/C system's
carbon dioxide sensors
409
00:16:40,538 --> 00:16:42,407
to build an electronic nose
410
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,509
so we can sniff out
Bruno's exhaust.
411
00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:47,379
It may not be the
cutting edge tech
412
00:16:47,412 --> 00:16:48,380
you're used to,
413
00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:49,747
but...
414
00:16:49,781 --> 00:16:52,417
it should still do the trick.
415
00:16:56,454 --> 00:16:58,390
* I don't wanna be the one
416
00:16:58,423 --> 00:17:01,259
* To tell you how
it's gotta be... *
417
00:17:01,293 --> 00:17:04,129
Dalton!
418
00:17:04,162 --> 00:17:05,363
Hey.
419
00:17:05,397 --> 00:17:06,764
Jimmy.
420
00:17:06,798 --> 00:17:08,366
Hey, man.
421
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,301
Bring it in, brother.
422
00:17:09,334 --> 00:17:10,368
Bring it in.
423
00:17:10,402 --> 00:17:12,070
Oh, oh.
All right, all right.
424
00:17:12,104 --> 00:17:12,937
All right.
How are you?
425
00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:14,339
How are you?
I'm good. I'm good. Yeah.
426
00:17:14,372 --> 00:17:15,373
You look good.
You look good.
427
00:17:15,407 --> 00:17:16,441
Thanks. Been a long time.
428
00:17:16,474 --> 00:17:18,776
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you believe this, huh?
429
00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:19,777
Together again,
430
00:17:19,811 --> 00:17:22,714
like nothing's changed.
Right?
431
00:17:22,747 --> 00:17:25,317
How you...
432
00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:26,584
How you been?
433
00:17:26,618 --> 00:17:29,454
Oh, oh, great, man, great.
Thanks for asking.
434
00:17:29,487 --> 00:17:31,323
You know, I, uh, I sold my
business last year
435
00:17:31,356 --> 00:17:33,758
for ten times my
initial investment.
436
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,228
We used the proceeds
to start a nonprofit.
437
00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:39,697
We just opened three schools
and a hospital in Africa.
438
00:17:39,731 --> 00:17:40,432
The wife, you know,
439
00:17:40,465 --> 00:17:42,300
she's still modeling
a little bit
440
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:43,601
here and there, but
her natural foods company
441
00:17:43,635 --> 00:17:47,272
just went public,
and the stock is...
442
00:17:47,305 --> 00:17:49,107
up through the roof, man.
443
00:17:49,141 --> 00:17:51,276
Oh, wait, my kids...
I got...
444
00:17:51,309 --> 00:17:55,380
That's-that's Jimmy Jr. there,
ace left-hander.
445
00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:57,482
The Blue Jays are
already scouting him.
446
00:17:57,515 --> 00:17:58,650
Don't get me started on that.
447
00:17:58,683 --> 00:18:00,618
And, uh, my
little bell, Melody,
448
00:18:00,652 --> 00:18:02,320
she starts Harvard
next fall, man.
449
00:18:02,354 --> 00:18:03,655
So I got no complaints, brother.
450
00:18:03,688 --> 00:18:06,558
No complaints at all.
What about you, Dalton?
451
00:18:06,591 --> 00:18:09,261
Where has life taken you?
452
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,469
I'm a highly trained
government operative
453
00:18:17,502 --> 00:18:19,337
who's fought terrorism
on multiple continents
454
00:18:19,371 --> 00:18:22,474
and saved the world
over a dozen times.
455
00:18:32,617 --> 00:18:33,585
Get in here, man.
456
00:18:33,618 --> 00:18:35,387
That's you. There he is.
457
00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:37,355
There he is.
The old class clown.
458
00:18:37,389 --> 00:18:38,823
That's great.
I love that.
Yeah.
459
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,593
I love that, man.
Yeah.
460
00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:44,829
But no, seriously,
how's the bathroom tile biz?
461
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,334
Of course.
462
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:53,271
Of course he's healing sick kids
and building schools in Africa,
463
00:18:53,305 --> 00:18:55,507
and his wife is a
supermodel business mogul,
464
00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:58,376
and his kids are
Ivy League bound
465
00:18:58,410 --> 00:19:00,545
and athletically gifted.
466
00:19:00,578 --> 00:19:03,848
Of course.
467
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:07,719
What are you doing
with your life, Dalton?
468
00:19:07,752 --> 00:19:08,720
What are you doing?
469
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,260
Hey, Jack.
470
00:19:15,293 --> 00:19:17,562
Hey, man.
471
00:19:24,536 --> 00:19:25,937
Good to see you again.
472
00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:27,439
Yeah.
473
00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:34,879
Look, I know I'm not in
the position to criticize
474
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,281
anyone else's work right now,
475
00:19:36,314 --> 00:19:37,782
but are you sure this
contraption of yours
476
00:19:37,815 --> 00:19:38,950
is gonna work?
477
00:19:40,252 --> 00:19:41,719
Oh.
478
00:19:41,753 --> 00:19:43,321
Left, Allie, left.
479
00:19:48,293 --> 00:19:51,195
Oh, right. Take a right.
480
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,802
Bruno should just be
481
00:19:57,835 --> 00:19:59,203
straight up ahead.
482
00:20:10,782 --> 00:20:11,949
BOZER:
Riley, we got eyes on Bruno.
483
00:20:11,983 --> 00:20:13,451
Follow our signal.
484
00:20:13,485 --> 00:20:14,486
RILEY:
I see your signal.
485
00:20:14,519 --> 00:20:16,020
More importantly,
I see his signal.
486
00:20:16,053 --> 00:20:17,589
I'm gonna try to hack in
487
00:20:17,622 --> 00:20:18,756
and see if I can
shut him down.
488
00:20:22,527 --> 00:20:23,361
Well, hack fast
489
00:20:23,395 --> 00:20:24,896
because Bruno just
left the reservation.
490
00:20:24,929 --> 00:20:26,864
We're in civilian territory now.
491
00:20:32,537 --> 00:20:34,372
Guys, that was the exit
for McLean.
492
00:20:34,406 --> 00:20:35,940
What happened to "he's
programmed to go home"?
493
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,776
I don't know.
He is programmed to go home.
494
00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:39,944
Damn it, guys,
495
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,646
I can't get any kind of access.
496
00:20:41,679 --> 00:20:42,880
If you use my login credentials,
497
00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:43,715
it should give you
admin privileges.
498
00:20:43,748 --> 00:20:45,683
I tried. The admin's
been changed.
499
00:20:45,717 --> 00:20:47,952
I can't hack in because
someone else already has.
500
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:51,556
Whoever they are, they
still have control of Bruno.
501
00:20:51,589 --> 00:20:52,990
BOZER:
So if Bruno
502
00:20:53,024 --> 00:20:55,693
isn't going home,
where the hell is he going?
503
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,002
*
504
00:21:30,428 --> 00:21:32,330
Jack!
505
00:21:32,364 --> 00:21:34,466
Hey, Jimmy.
506
00:21:34,499 --> 00:21:36,368
Hey, I thought maybe you'd left.
507
00:21:36,401 --> 00:21:37,902
Yeah, actually,
I'm on my way out.
508
00:21:37,935 --> 00:21:39,471
I got to go. You
know what they say.
509
00:21:39,504 --> 00:21:41,373
"Bathroom tile never sleeps."
510
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,377
I've actually never
heard that one.
511
00:21:45,410 --> 00:21:47,111
Hey, come on, man,
why don't you stick around
512
00:21:47,144 --> 00:21:49,814
for a little while? Place won't
be the same without you here.
513
00:21:49,847 --> 00:21:51,048
Eh...
514
00:21:51,082 --> 00:21:53,351
At least let me buy you a drink
515
00:21:53,385 --> 00:21:54,386
to make up for that.
516
00:21:55,453 --> 00:21:57,121
Make up for what?
517
00:21:57,154 --> 00:21:59,056
:
Hey.
518
00:21:59,090 --> 00:22:00,592
Hey, come on, man.
519
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:02,660
You don't owe me anything.
520
00:22:02,694 --> 00:22:05,630
You were crowned homecoming king
fair and square, you old dog.
521
00:22:05,663 --> 00:22:07,098
:
Yeah.
522
00:22:07,131 --> 00:22:10,067
Except the part where I snuck
into Mr. Haddon's office
523
00:22:10,101 --> 00:22:12,770
after school,
and stuffed the ballot box.
524
00:22:14,806 --> 00:22:17,008
Wait a minute.
What'd you say?
525
00:22:18,443 --> 00:22:20,845
Yeah, I stuffed the ballot box.
526
00:22:20,878 --> 00:22:23,047
You stuffed the ballot box?
527
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,417
Well, yeah, man.
How else was I gonna win?
528
00:22:26,818 --> 00:22:28,085
Everybody loved you, Jack.
529
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:29,787
Everybody.
530
00:22:29,821 --> 00:22:32,089
I mean, yeah, man,
I know, it was stupid.
531
00:22:32,123 --> 00:22:33,958
But we were always
neck and neck,
532
00:22:33,991 --> 00:22:36,127
and you had just kicked
the winning field goal for us
533
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,796
at State, so...
534
00:22:41,466 --> 00:22:43,435
You're not mad about this,
are you?
535
00:22:43,468 --> 00:22:44,569
I mean, I hope not.
536
00:22:44,602 --> 00:22:47,672
I've been dying for years
to get this off my chest.
537
00:22:47,705 --> 00:22:49,907
:
No.
538
00:22:49,941 --> 00:22:51,075
No, man.
539
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:52,610
Come on, not at all.
540
00:22:52,644 --> 00:22:54,812
No, I mean, what kind of
pathetic loser obsesses over
541
00:22:54,846 --> 00:22:57,782
something like this
for all these years, right?
542
00:22:57,815 --> 00:22:59,951
Like, this one single event
543
00:22:59,984 --> 00:23:01,686
might've changed the course
of his entire life?
544
00:23:01,719 --> 00:23:02,787
Okay.
545
00:23:02,820 --> 00:23:04,622
All right. All right, all right.
Yeah.
546
00:23:05,957 --> 00:23:07,792
Hey. Why don't you come back
in the gym?
547
00:23:07,825 --> 00:23:09,427
I just bet Ahmed 50 bucks
548
00:23:09,461 --> 00:23:10,862
he can't do a
backflip anymore.
549
00:23:10,895 --> 00:23:12,630
I think he's
gonna try it.
550
00:23:12,664 --> 00:23:14,098
It's gonna get ugly.
Yeah, I'd love to, man,
551
00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:17,201
but I have a bathroom tile
emergency I have to deal with.
552
00:23:17,234 --> 00:23:21,439
Oh, right, right. 'Cause, uh,
"Tile never sleeps."
553
00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:23,841
Hey, you stay in touch, Jack.
554
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:25,777
Let's not wait
another ten years to catch up.
555
00:23:25,810 --> 00:23:28,646
Yeah. Yeah, that's
a promise, brother.
556
00:23:33,084 --> 00:23:35,086
Don't tell me, let me guess.
557
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:36,721
You started
the robot apocalypse.
558
00:23:36,754 --> 00:23:38,923
Yes. We have a runaway robot.
559
00:23:38,956 --> 00:23:40,558
Well, I called
that one, didn't I?
560
00:23:40,592 --> 00:23:42,193
But a human is in control.
561
00:23:42,226 --> 00:23:45,196
Someone hijacked
a fully-loaded military drone,
562
00:23:45,229 --> 00:23:47,064
and we believe it's headed
for the Pentagon.
563
00:23:47,098 --> 00:23:48,733
Mm-hmm, and does this someone
have a name yet?
564
00:23:48,766 --> 00:23:49,834
We're working on it.
565
00:23:49,867 --> 00:23:53,204
Riley traced the signal
to a network in Oklahoma City.
566
00:23:53,237 --> 00:23:54,405
And you're my closest agent.
567
00:23:54,438 --> 00:23:56,474
By the time you get there, we
should have exact coordinates.
568
00:23:56,508 --> 00:23:58,476
Okay. I'm on my way.
569
00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:05,583
Go Longhorns!
570
00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:10,722
You can't think of any way that
someone could've gained access
571
00:24:10,755 --> 00:24:12,089
to Bruno, like a-like
a breached firewall,
572
00:24:12,123 --> 00:24:14,225
or a phishing e
No. No.
573
00:24:14,258 --> 00:24:15,092
I'm insanely paranoid.
574
00:24:15,126 --> 00:24:16,994
And my security protocols
are better
575
00:24:17,028 --> 00:24:18,029
than the NSA's.
576
00:24:18,062 --> 00:24:19,030
BOZER:
Well, somebody got in.
577
00:24:19,063 --> 00:24:21,032
We need to get them out.
Riley, what if we just
578
00:24:21,065 --> 00:24:22,266
shut down all the cell towers?
579
00:24:22,299 --> 00:24:23,535
Cut them off from Bruno?
580
00:24:23,568 --> 00:24:24,569
It's the first thing I tried.
581
00:24:24,602 --> 00:24:26,638
But 300 milliseconds
after I killed the towers,
582
00:24:26,671 --> 00:24:28,906
Bruno switched over
to a Chinese spy satellite.
583
00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:30,174
I'm trying to hack
into that now,
584
00:24:30,207 --> 00:24:31,576
but it could take hours.
585
00:24:31,609 --> 00:24:33,177
We don't have hours.
The Pentagon is only
586
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,846
30 minutes away.
And even if
you kill
587
00:24:34,879 --> 00:24:36,548
the satellite,
I programmed Bruno to adapt.
588
00:24:36,581 --> 00:24:37,515
He'll just switch
589
00:24:37,549 --> 00:24:38,616
to ad hoc cellular,
590
00:24:38,650 --> 00:24:40,084
unsecured Wi-Fi, infrasound.
591
00:24:40,117 --> 00:24:41,218
Actually, I have an idea.
592
00:24:41,252 --> 00:24:43,621
Allie, pull over now.
593
00:24:45,790 --> 00:24:47,592
ANNOUNCER:
First and ten
from the 28-yard line.
594
00:24:47,625 --> 00:24:48,693
Now, what is
the offensive coordinator
595
00:24:48,726 --> 00:24:49,761
gonna call here, Bob?
596
00:24:49,794 --> 00:24:50,828
BOB:
With the league's
597
00:24:50,862 --> 00:24:52,930
best running back,
you'd assume they'd run, Jim.
598
00:24:52,964 --> 00:24:54,932
But down two touch...
599
00:24:57,702 --> 00:24:59,671
MAN: Hey, what the
hell are you doing?
600
00:24:59,704 --> 00:25:01,272
Okay, go, go, go!
Get back here with that!
601
00:25:03,474 --> 00:25:05,643
ALLIE: Hey, Mac, didn't you
hear what I said? If you jam
602
00:25:05,677 --> 00:25:07,011
the signal Bruno is using
to receive commands,
603
00:25:07,044 --> 00:25:09,280
he'll just switch to another.
Yeah.
604
00:25:09,313 --> 00:25:11,282
We're not gonna jam his signal,
we're gonna mess with his mind.
605
00:25:11,315 --> 00:25:13,217
Hey, I need Allie's help.
Uh, so can you just...
606
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,418
switch with her?
607
00:25:14,451 --> 00:25:16,287
Uh, you couldn't have mentioned
the need to switch drivers
608
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,122
before we pulled
onto the road again?
609
00:25:18,155 --> 00:25:19,123
Have you met me?
610
00:25:19,156 --> 00:25:21,292
I am just making this up
as I go along, man. Go.
611
00:25:21,325 --> 00:25:23,294
You got it?
Yeah.
612
00:25:25,697 --> 00:25:27,565
Oh!
613
00:25:27,599 --> 00:25:29,634
Hey, would you, uh,
clip and strip
614
00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:30,902
this coax cable for me?
Yeah.
615
00:25:30,935 --> 00:25:33,738
We're gonna use it
to run power to the dish.
616
00:25:33,771 --> 00:25:35,640
I'm sorry.
617
00:25:35,673 --> 00:25:37,174
Look, this is not
your fault.
618
00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:38,976
Even the best system
can get hacked.
619
00:25:39,010 --> 00:25:41,713
No, no.
I'm not talking about Bruno.
620
00:25:41,746 --> 00:25:43,581
I mean, I-I am sorry
621
00:25:43,615 --> 00:25:45,650
about Bruno,
and, you know,
622
00:25:45,683 --> 00:25:48,052
deeply ashamed.
623
00:25:48,085 --> 00:25:52,156
But I was talking about...
when we first met.
624
00:25:54,191 --> 00:25:55,326
Oh.
625
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:57,128
Uh...
626
00:25:57,161 --> 00:25:59,096
Don't worry about it.
Because believe it or not,
627
00:25:59,130 --> 00:26:00,364
that's not the biggest lie
628
00:26:00,397 --> 00:26:03,167
you've ever
told me.
629
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,802
Wait. Wait.
630
00:26:04,836 --> 00:26:06,671
When did I lie to you?
631
00:26:08,372 --> 00:26:10,341
Really?
632
00:26:10,374 --> 00:26:11,776
You know, the part
633
00:26:11,809 --> 00:26:13,310
where you said you liked me,
634
00:26:13,344 --> 00:26:17,148
but you really just wanted
to sneak a peek at my plans?
635
00:26:17,181 --> 00:26:19,150
Mac, I wasn't lying.
636
00:26:19,183 --> 00:26:21,653
I mean, sure,
I'm competitive,
637
00:26:21,686 --> 00:26:23,320
like, super competitive,
638
00:26:23,354 --> 00:26:26,290
like, it's a problem
how competitive I am.
639
00:26:26,323 --> 00:26:29,627
Which is why I couldn't help
but take a peek
640
00:26:29,661 --> 00:26:30,995
at your
design specs.
641
00:26:33,364 --> 00:26:36,668
But I wasn't lying
when I said I liked you.
642
00:26:38,269 --> 00:26:39,804
'Cause I did.
643
00:26:40,838 --> 00:26:42,606
I still do.
644
00:26:46,410 --> 00:26:48,179
Really?
645
00:26:49,681 --> 00:26:51,215
That's cool.
646
00:26:51,248 --> 00:26:52,416
That's, uh...
647
00:26:54,385 --> 00:26:57,188
I-I really don't know what
to say about that right now.
648
00:26:57,221 --> 00:26:58,656
But, uh...
649
00:26:58,690 --> 00:27:00,958
let's go stop your killer robot.
650
00:27:00,992 --> 00:27:02,093
Yeah?
651
00:27:02,126 --> 00:27:04,261
Good idea.
652
00:27:06,130 --> 00:27:07,298
BOZER: So what's
the game plan, Mac?
653
00:27:07,331 --> 00:27:08,866
You gonna kill him
with pay
654
00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:11,803
You are not too far off.
655
00:27:11,836 --> 00:27:14,806
See, all computers work
by moving electrons
656
00:27:14,839 --> 00:27:16,974
through really,
really tiny little wires.
657
00:27:17,008 --> 00:27:18,142
So...
658
00:27:18,175 --> 00:27:21,278
if I can create enough radio
waves, a whole bunch of them,
659
00:27:21,312 --> 00:27:22,279
I can mess with those moving
electrons...
ALLIE: Corrupt
Bruno's data,
660
00:27:22,313 --> 00:27:24,381
overload his computer
and crash his network.
661
00:27:24,415 --> 00:27:25,950
MacGYVER:
Exactly. And hopefully,
662
00:27:25,983 --> 00:27:28,452
without him crashing
into anything else.
663
00:27:28,485 --> 00:27:31,756
But in order for this to work,
we got to be within 160 feet.
664
00:27:31,789 --> 00:27:33,124
So you know what to do, Boze.
665
00:27:33,157 --> 00:27:34,726
Absolutely not.
666
00:27:35,693 --> 00:27:37,661
Go-go really fast.
We got to catch up to him.
667
00:27:49,340 --> 00:27:51,108
Hey.
668
00:27:51,142 --> 00:27:53,745
You sure this
is the address Riley sent?
669
00:27:53,778 --> 00:27:54,912
MATTY :
A hundred percent, Jack.
670
00:27:54,946 --> 00:27:57,982
Hacker's I.P. traces to an
office on the fourth floor.
671
00:27:58,015 --> 00:27:59,483
All right.
672
00:27:59,516 --> 00:28:02,219
So, how was the reunion?
You don't sound
673
00:28:02,253 --> 00:28:05,456
like a man that just got revenge
on a hated high school nemesis.
674
00:28:05,489 --> 00:28:07,191
Yeah, and how is a man who just
675
00:28:07,224 --> 00:28:09,360
got revenge
on a hated high school nemesis
676
00:28:09,393 --> 00:28:10,494
supposed to sound?
677
00:28:10,527 --> 00:28:12,396
I don't know. Gleeful?
678
00:28:12,429 --> 00:28:16,300
Yeah, well, it didn't actually
go down the way I thought,
679
00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:19,771
but revenge is a dish
best served cold.
680
00:28:19,804 --> 00:28:21,806
I'll fill you in later.
681
00:28:24,075 --> 00:28:25,743
Any idea what I'm facing here?
682
00:28:25,777 --> 00:28:27,378
A murderous hacker collective?
683
00:28:27,411 --> 00:28:30,782
A sleeper cell
of foreign agents
684
00:28:30,815 --> 00:28:34,018
Could be any and all
of the above.
685
00:28:34,051 --> 00:28:36,287
(loud office chatter,
phones ringing)
686
00:28:39,991 --> 00:28:43,027
What is this,
operation needle in a haystack?
687
00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:45,529
Matty.
688
00:28:45,562 --> 00:28:48,432
Will you please check
that address one more time?
689
00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:51,135
Please.
690
00:28:54,505 --> 00:28:55,672
All right. Almost in range.
Get closer.
691
00:28:55,706 --> 00:28:57,842
BOZER: Okay, but I want to go
on record that this feels
692
00:28:57,875 --> 00:28:59,310
like a terrible idea.
693
00:28:59,343 --> 00:29:00,544
Hey, Mac?
694
00:29:00,577 --> 00:29:03,080
Whoever's controlling Bruno
695
00:29:03,114 --> 00:29:04,849
just decided we're a threat.
696
00:29:04,882 --> 00:29:05,917
Oh, man, I hate being right.
697
00:29:05,950 --> 00:29:06,517
Just keep your foot on the gas.
698
00:29:08,519 --> 00:29:10,187
Okay, we're in range.
Allie, now!
699
00:29:22,934 --> 00:29:23,700
Where's she going?
700
00:29:23,734 --> 00:29:26,570
I, uh, I wired
this dish directly
701
00:29:26,603 --> 00:29:27,905
to the van's battery.
702
00:29:27,939 --> 00:29:29,941
But it's currently drawing
more amps
703
00:29:29,974 --> 00:29:31,208
than we can output, so, uh...
704
00:29:32,443 --> 00:29:34,111
...once we run out of juice...
705
00:29:34,145 --> 00:29:36,447
You're about to say
"Bruno wakes up," aren't you?
706
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,882
Yeah. Keep this
focused on him, all right?
707
00:29:41,585 --> 00:29:43,387
Mac, go around the front
and check the...
708
00:29:47,058 --> 00:29:48,960
Is this bad?
I think this is bad.
709
00:29:48,993 --> 00:29:50,962
Allie, get out of there
before the door close...
710
00:29:50,995 --> 00:29:51,829
No!
711
00:29:52,864 --> 00:29:54,465
Oh, no.
712
00:29:54,498 --> 00:29:56,400
Allie! Damn it.
713
00:30:28,299 --> 00:30:30,034
Any chance you got
a credit card on you?
714
00:30:30,067 --> 00:30:31,302
Uh, yeah.
715
00:30:42,146 --> 00:30:44,115
It's gonna be
okay, man.
716
00:30:44,148 --> 00:30:45,116
We're gonna get her back.
717
00:30:45,149 --> 00:30:46,083
You're damn right we are.
718
00:30:47,151 --> 00:30:48,319
I lost Zoe, we
almost lost Cage.
719
00:30:48,352 --> 00:30:49,486
We're not gonna lose
anyone else.
720
00:30:52,456 --> 00:30:54,391
Guys, we've got a big problem.
721
00:30:54,425 --> 00:30:56,427
You mean besides the hacked
military combat drone headed
722
00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:57,962
for the Pentagon
with Allie trapped inside?
723
00:30:57,995 --> 00:31:00,264
Unfortunately, yes.
724
00:31:00,297 --> 00:31:03,400
The Air Force just scrambled
three F-22s with orders
725
00:31:03,434 --> 00:31:05,369
to destroy Bruno on sight.
726
00:31:05,402 --> 00:31:07,338
You guys have, like,
20 minutes, tops,
727
00:31:07,371 --> 00:31:08,405
to get Allie out of there.
728
00:31:08,439 --> 00:31:09,606
Matty, you got to call that off.
729
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,607
Mac, I tried.
730
00:31:10,641 --> 00:31:13,344
Homeland Security thinks
this is the best option.
731
00:31:13,377 --> 00:31:15,246
Well, then, we got to give them
a better one.
732
00:31:15,279 --> 00:31:16,914
In the next 20 minutes?
733
00:31:16,948 --> 00:31:18,115
And if we can't?
734
00:31:19,250 --> 00:31:21,418
We got to hope Jack's gonna be
able to find whoever's
735
00:31:21,452 --> 00:31:23,454
controlling Bruno
before it's too late.
736
00:31:32,129 --> 00:31:34,398
Riley, this place
is absolutely ginormous.
737
00:31:34,431 --> 00:31:37,434
Any chance you can tell me
how to find this scumbag?
738
00:31:37,468 --> 00:31:39,070
RILEY :
Sorry, Jack.
739
00:31:39,103 --> 00:31:40,404
I can tell you
where he is on the network,
740
00:31:40,437 --> 00:31:41,338
but not in the real world.
741
00:31:41,372 --> 00:31:43,040
You're just gonna have to
search that place
742
00:31:43,074 --> 00:31:44,241
one I.T. tech at a time.
743
00:31:46,477 --> 00:31:49,380
Or...
744
00:31:49,413 --> 00:31:51,715
I could use
an old high school trick.
745
00:31:53,384 --> 00:31:55,352
Okay, people, everybody out!
746
00:31:55,386 --> 00:31:57,354
Big fire coming this way.
747
00:31:57,388 --> 00:31:59,190
Hey!
748
00:31:59,223 --> 00:32:01,458
Hey! Is minimum wage
worth dying for?
749
00:32:01,492 --> 00:32:03,327
I don't think so,
not last time I checked.
750
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,395
Sir, you like being on fire?
751
00:32:04,428 --> 00:32:06,230
No, no, no, no. That's right.
752
00:32:06,263 --> 00:32:07,999
* It's getting hot in here...
753
00:32:08,032 --> 00:32:09,400
No time for eye contact, sir,
think of your family.
754
00:32:13,537 --> 00:32:14,571
And then there was one.
755
00:32:14,605 --> 00:32:16,407
What's up, dude?
756
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,609
Riley, coming your way.
757
00:32:18,642 --> 00:32:20,711
Hey, wait a minute.
Don't I know you?
758
00:32:20,744 --> 00:32:22,213
Did you go to my high school
or something?
759
00:32:22,246 --> 00:32:24,581
RILEY: No, Jack, you didn't
go to school with him,
760
00:32:24,615 --> 00:32:25,716
but you have
seen him before.
761
00:32:25,749 --> 00:32:27,751
That's Martin Korman.
762
00:32:27,784 --> 00:32:29,586
Founder of the Korman Challenge.
763
00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:32,656
The geek from the
robo
764
00:32:34,558 --> 00:32:36,727
Why would you sabotage
your own thing, man?
765
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,130
Because it's not my thing.
Not anymore.
766
00:32:39,163 --> 00:32:40,331
What do you mean?
767
00:32:40,364 --> 00:32:42,066
I wanted to build
unmanned ambulances
768
00:32:42,099 --> 00:32:43,434
to save wounded soldiers,
769
00:32:43,467 --> 00:32:45,436
but the government just
wanted another weapon.
770
00:32:45,469 --> 00:32:46,770
KORMAN : They want
to take the human element
771
00:32:46,803 --> 00:32:48,639
out of war.
772
00:32:48,672 --> 00:32:51,375
Well, mister, I was
the human element in war.
773
00:32:51,408 --> 00:32:52,576
Believe you me,
it's not pretty.
774
00:32:52,609 --> 00:32:54,445
Anything we can do to get
the soldiers off the battlefield
775
00:32:54,478 --> 00:32:55,546
is a good thing, right?
776
00:32:55,579 --> 00:32:57,781
Not if we can't control
what we put in their place.
777
00:32:57,814 --> 00:32:59,650
Touché.
778
00:32:59,683 --> 00:33:02,119
Robots can be hacked.
Human soldiers can't.
779
00:33:02,153 --> 00:33:04,288
When I tried to explain
this to my superiors,
780
00:33:04,321 --> 00:33:06,157
they pulled my
security clearance.
781
00:33:06,190 --> 00:33:08,692
Forced me out.
I had to make them
782
00:33:08,725 --> 00:33:10,494
see the mistake
they were making.
783
00:33:10,527 --> 00:33:12,163
And since violence seems
to be all they understand...
784
00:33:12,196 --> 00:33:14,698
What did you program
that thing to do?
785
00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:16,167
RILEY: Unfortunately,
I can answer that.
786
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,201
I just got into
Korman's computer.
787
00:33:17,234 --> 00:33:20,037
He sent Bruno commands
to fire everything it's got
788
00:33:20,071 --> 00:33:21,105
at the Pentagon.
789
00:33:21,138 --> 00:33:24,575
Well, if you're at
Frankenstein's computer, Riley,
790
00:33:24,608 --> 00:33:27,044
can't you just
shut the monster down?
791
00:33:27,078 --> 00:33:28,279
No, I can't.
He sent his final command,
792
00:33:28,312 --> 00:33:30,281
then severed his connection
to Bruno,
793
00:33:30,314 --> 00:33:32,716
making the drone
fully autonomous.
794
00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:34,185
And I can't hack
Bruno remotely.
795
00:33:34,218 --> 00:33:36,720
I've tried.
Okay. Okay.
796
00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:39,656
Okay, Dr. Frankenstein,
on your feet.
797
00:33:39,690 --> 00:33:42,159
Don't mess around,
I'll put one in you.
798
00:33:42,193 --> 00:33:43,794
Let's go.
799
00:33:45,329 --> 00:33:46,763
Okay.
800
00:33:46,797 --> 00:33:49,733
Come on, Bruno, let me in.
801
00:33:52,436 --> 00:33:54,771
Whoa, whoa, why are you
loading your cannon?
802
00:34:09,853 --> 00:34:10,787
Clear out! Clear out!
803
00:34:10,821 --> 00:34:12,789
Get out of the way!
804
00:34:12,823 --> 00:34:14,057
Move, move!
805
00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:24,601
Matty, was that...
806
00:34:25,502 --> 00:34:27,704
MATTY:
No. You still have
807
00:34:27,738 --> 00:34:30,507
nine and a half minutes
before the F-22 is in range.
808
00:34:30,541 --> 00:34:33,577
Okay, Mac, as Jack would say,
time to be brilliant.
809
00:34:33,610 --> 00:34:35,112
So, what you got?
At this exact moment?
810
00:34:35,146 --> 00:34:36,180
Absolutely nothing.
811
00:34:36,213 --> 00:34:37,748
RILEY:
Guys, I have an idea.
812
00:34:37,781 --> 00:34:40,317
I can modify Korman's code
to reinstall the kill switch
813
00:34:40,351 --> 00:34:43,320
and shut Bruno down
for good, but...
814
00:34:43,354 --> 00:34:45,889
I-I can't deliver
the code remotely.
815
00:34:45,922 --> 00:34:47,023
What does that mean?
816
00:34:47,057 --> 00:34:47,991
Means you're gonna have to
physically upload the code
817
00:34:48,024 --> 00:34:51,228
by plugging a USB drive
directly into Bruno.
818
00:34:51,262 --> 00:34:53,897
That's insane.
MATTY: Agreed.
819
00:34:53,930 --> 00:34:56,733
But right now,
insane is all we've got.
820
00:34:56,767 --> 00:34:57,901
Mac, do you think
you can do this?
821
00:34:57,934 --> 00:35:00,837
What, climb on board an
out-of-control military drone
822
00:35:00,871 --> 00:35:02,606
and find a way inside
in under nine minutes?
823
00:35:02,639 --> 00:35:05,142
Guess we're gonna find out.
824
00:35:13,550 --> 00:35:14,385
PILOT: Andrews, this is
Lima Juliet Niner-Four.
825
00:35:14,418 --> 00:35:15,786
I am three minutes
to intercept.
826
00:35:15,819 --> 00:35:17,588
Weapons hot.
Preparing to...
827
00:35:17,621 --> 00:35:19,223
W-Wait.
What's that Camaro doing?
828
00:35:26,630 --> 00:35:27,931
BOZER:
All right, download complete.
829
00:35:27,964 --> 00:35:30,167
I got your kill switch,
Riley
830
00:35:30,201 --> 00:35:30,901
Just plug that USB into Bruno,
831
00:35:30,934 --> 00:35:33,637
it should shut him down.
832
00:35:36,773 --> 00:35:39,176
You want to switch drivers in
a speeding car again, don't you?
833
00:35:39,210 --> 00:35:40,244
Unless you want to
jump onto the back
834
00:35:40,277 --> 00:35:43,280
of a hijacked military drone
at 80 miles an hour.
835
00:35:43,314 --> 00:35:44,815
No.
836
00:35:44,848 --> 00:35:47,518
Foot on the gas.
All right.
837
00:35:47,551 --> 00:35:49,253
Oh, my bad, my bad.
All right, hold on.
838
00:35:49,286 --> 00:35:51,922
Yeah, I got it now. Oh.
839
00:35:51,955 --> 00:35:53,690
Whoo!
840
00:36:00,964 --> 00:36:02,065
ANDREWS CONTROLLER:
Lima Juliet, we have confirmed
841
00:36:02,098 --> 00:36:04,235
that the civilian vehicle
has vacated the area.
842
00:36:04,268 --> 00:36:06,670
You are clear to arm your
missiles and make your run.
843
00:36:06,703 --> 00:36:08,905
Roger that, Andrews.
I'm armed and coming around
844
00:36:08,939 --> 00:36:10,807
to engage the target.
845
00:36:10,841 --> 00:36:12,743
Allie!
Allie, can you hear me?
846
00:36:12,776 --> 00:36:14,778
MacGyver?
How did you get up there?
847
00:36:14,811 --> 00:36:16,813
I'll explain later.
848
00:36:19,350 --> 00:36:20,617
You're a lunatic,
you know that?
849
00:36:20,651 --> 00:36:23,620
Yeah, well, I'd like to remain
a living lunatic,
850
00:36:23,654 --> 00:36:25,489
so in order to do that,
851
00:36:25,522 --> 00:36:26,923
I need to give you
this flash drive.
852
00:36:26,957 --> 00:36:28,259
How do we do that?
853
00:36:28,292 --> 00:36:29,926
Okay. There's an air vent
on the back
854
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,928
near the driver's side.
855
00:36:31,962 --> 00:36:33,564
I mean, if there was a driver.
856
00:36:35,699 --> 00:36:37,368
Yep.
857
00:37:01,325 --> 00:37:03,260
Okay, there you go.
Got it.
858
00:37:03,294 --> 00:37:04,561
Plug and play. Whoa!
859
00:37:13,036 --> 00:37:16,273
Is there, like, a...
status bar or anything?
860
00:37:16,307 --> 00:37:20,844
No. No, I don't think
it's gonna work!
861
00:37:34,391 --> 00:37:35,992
Matty, call off
the air strike now!
862
00:37:36,026 --> 00:37:37,594
Bruno's offline.
I repeat,
863
00:37:37,628 --> 00:37:38,762
call off the air strike now!
864
00:37:38,795 --> 00:37:40,063
Air strike, abort.
865
00:37:40,096 --> 00:37:41,932
Repeat: abort.
866
00:37:49,072 --> 00:37:51,408
PILOT:
Roger that. Mission aborted.
867
00:37:53,109 --> 00:37:55,646
Cut it a little closer there
next time, MacGyver.
868
00:37:55,679 --> 00:37:58,315
Some of us are actually
still breathing.
869
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,622
Hey, you okay?
870
00:38:16,066 --> 00:38:17,768
You jumped out
of a stolen vehicle
871
00:38:17,801 --> 00:38:20,704
onto a killer robot,
872
00:38:20,737 --> 00:38:23,540
and stared down an F-22
with orders to fire.
873
00:38:23,574 --> 00:38:26,743
Yeah, I also
smashed my phone.
874
00:38:28,412 --> 00:38:32,816
Why would you do
all that for me?
875
00:38:34,418 --> 00:38:37,053
Well, it's pretty simple.
876
00:38:37,087 --> 00:38:40,357
I don't like seeing people
I care about die.
877
00:38:42,426 --> 00:38:44,361
You still care about...?
878
00:38:44,395 --> 00:38:46,062
Even after everything
I've done?
879
00:38:47,431 --> 00:38:48,865
Yes.
880
00:38:48,899 --> 00:38:51,134
Although,
881
00:38:51,167 --> 00:38:53,103
you could work on being
a little bit less competitive.
882
00:38:53,136 --> 00:38:57,007
Nothing wrong with a little
healthy competition.
883
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,677
The key words being
"little" and "healthy."
884
00:39:04,147 --> 00:39:07,117
Korman's been remanded
for psychiatric evaluation
885
00:39:07,150 --> 00:39:09,152
to see if he's fit
to stand trial.
886
00:39:09,185 --> 00:39:10,587
Nothing crazy about
wanting the world
887
00:39:10,621 --> 00:39:11,822
to be a more peaceful place.
888
00:39:11,855 --> 00:39:13,524
JACK: You mean
except for the part
889
00:39:13,557 --> 00:39:14,558
where he hijacked
a military drone
890
00:39:14,591 --> 00:39:16,159
and tried to attack
the Pentagon
891
00:39:16,192 --> 00:39:17,227
with it to make his point?
892
00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:20,130
Yeah, except for that part.
Shut up.
You shut up.
893
00:39:20,163 --> 00:39:21,398
RILEY: Well, however it
works out in the courts,
894
00:39:21,432 --> 00:39:23,967
at least we know Martin Korman
won't be allowed near a computer
895
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,537
for the rest of his life.
Is it weird
896
00:39:26,570 --> 00:39:27,671
that I'm kind of offended
897
00:39:27,704 --> 00:39:28,805
that he didn't hack
our drone?
898
00:39:28,839 --> 00:39:30,607
Super weird.
Yes.
899
00:39:30,641 --> 00:39:34,010
At least we'll always
have this, right?
900
00:39:34,044 --> 00:39:35,946
It's all that's left
of Dalton's Nightmare
901
00:39:35,979 --> 00:39:37,213
before Bruno blew it up.
902
00:39:37,247 --> 00:39:40,784
So the government spent a half a
million bucks on a paperweight?
903
00:39:40,817 --> 00:39:43,153
Trust me, it's not the worst
purchase they've ever made.
904
00:39:45,155 --> 00:39:47,491
MATTY: Come on, pizza's
on me if anyone's hungry.
905
00:39:47,524 --> 00:39:48,258
RILEY:
Sure.
906
00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:49,893
BOZER: I'm in.
Now you're talking.
907
00:39:49,926 --> 00:39:52,429
All right.
Hey, Mac,
hang on a second.
908
00:39:55,198 --> 00:39:56,232
Got you a little something.
909
00:39:56,266 --> 00:39:59,636
I know I'm not your
grandpa or anything, but...
910
00:39:59,670 --> 00:40:01,137
But you're almost
old enough to be?
911
00:40:01,171 --> 00:40:02,138
You looking to get
popped in the mouth?
912
00:40:02,172 --> 00:40:03,139
Saw an opening.
913
00:40:03,173 --> 00:40:04,541
Stop that.
That's enough.
914
00:40:04,575 --> 00:40:05,942
I will.
Open it.
915
00:40:08,679 --> 00:40:10,447
What?!
916
00:40:10,481 --> 00:40:12,082
Aw, man.
917
00:40:14,117 --> 00:40:15,519
Thanks.
918
00:40:15,552 --> 00:40:17,621
Yeah. Yeah, well,
I kind of realized
919
00:40:17,654 --> 00:40:19,590
it was probably my fault
that you lost it
920
00:40:19,623 --> 00:40:21,024
in the first place, so...
921
00:40:21,057 --> 00:40:23,193
Seriously, man,
this means a lot. Thank you.
922
00:40:23,226 --> 00:40:25,195
Ah, you're welcome.
This is awesome.
923
00:40:25,228 --> 00:40:28,198
Oh, I, uh...
got something for you.
924
00:40:28,231 --> 00:40:30,033
Same thing.
Tradeoff.
925
00:40:30,066 --> 00:40:31,868
Hmm. Thanks.
926
00:40:31,902 --> 00:40:34,237
So, you never told me
what happened at your reunion.
927
00:40:34,270 --> 00:40:36,239
Oh. Oh, yeah.
928
00:40:36,272 --> 00:40:38,174
So, so check it out.
929
00:40:38,208 --> 00:40:40,477
Jimmy finally admitted
that he cheated
930
00:40:40,511 --> 00:40:42,212
to beat me out
at homecoming king.
931
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,715
Cheated how?
932
00:40:44,748 --> 00:40:46,583
He stuffed the ballot box.
Can you believe that?
933
00:40:46,617 --> 00:40:48,251
Seriously?
Mm-hmm.
934
00:40:48,284 --> 00:40:49,686
And after he
unburdened his soul,
935
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:51,154
what did you,
what did you do?
936
00:40:51,187 --> 00:40:52,856
Let him off the hook.
937
00:40:52,889 --> 00:40:54,558
You did?
938
00:40:54,591 --> 00:40:57,794
Yeah. Yeah, to be honest
with you, I'm glad he cheated.
939
00:40:57,828 --> 00:40:59,996
I mean, if I'd have
won homecoming king
940
00:41:00,030 --> 00:41:01,632
back in high school,
I might have peaked.
941
00:41:01,665 --> 00:41:03,233
You don't want to be peaking
in high school, dude.
942
00:41:03,266 --> 00:41:06,537
But losing gave
me the sense
943
00:41:06,570 --> 00:41:08,171
that I have something
to prove, you know?
944
00:41:08,204 --> 00:41:10,040
It kind of fueled
the rest of my life.
945
00:41:10,073 --> 00:41:12,042
It's probably why I joined
the Army, became a Delta,
946
00:41:12,075 --> 00:41:13,844
applied for the CIA.
947
00:41:13,877 --> 00:41:16,580
You know, losing that stupid
homecoming king crown,
948
00:41:16,613 --> 00:41:18,048
which means nothing,
949
00:41:18,081 --> 00:41:19,583
was probably
the best thing
950
00:41:19,616 --> 00:41:22,152
I ever could have
done for myself.
951
00:41:22,185 --> 00:41:24,254
These are all great things.
952
00:41:24,287 --> 00:41:26,757
I just, I wish you had said
something sooner.
953
00:41:42,305 --> 00:41:44,608
You won by a unanimous vote,
Jack.
954
00:41:44,641 --> 00:41:45,976
WOMAN:
All right, Jack!
955
00:41:49,646 --> 00:41:51,782
Man, y'all didn't have
to do this.
956
00:41:51,815 --> 00:41:54,217
Oh, so you don't want the crown?
957
00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:55,619
You kidding me?
Of course I want it.
958
00:41:55,652 --> 00:41:57,788
WOMAN: Come on!
Put it on, Jack!
959
00:42:08,665 --> 00:42:12,268
ALL :
Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
960
00:42:14,771 --> 00:42:16,773
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961
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