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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,635 --> 00:00:04,071 THE GREAT CORNHOLIO 2 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:09,873 Hey Butt-Head, how come we're going to Stewart's house? 3 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:13,718 'Cause I've heard he's got diarrhea. 4 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,855 Thank you boys for bringing Stewart's homework to school for him. 5 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,325 He's so sick, he spent all night in the bathroom. 6 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,999 Really? Diarrhea? 7 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:29,601 Yes, I'm afraid so. 8 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:41,815 Now boys, come on! Say, have you boys eaten breakfast? 9 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,513 I think I did once. 10 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:48,817 Well, you can't go to school on an empty stomach. 11 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:51,206 Here, I made some breakfast burritos for Stewart, 12 00:00:51,207 --> 00:00:53,386 but he's not feeling well enough to eat. 13 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:58,064 - Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! - Yeah! Yeah! Cool! 14 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:01,295 You boys eat up, I'm going to check on Stewart. 15 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:05,032 - He probably needs more TP. - Hey Beavis, 16 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:07,634 you think she's gonna put a thermometer up his butt? 17 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:10,878 Yeah, and then she's gonna put it in his mouth. 18 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:20,785 What the hell is this crap? 19 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:25,687 - This isn't a burrito. - Yeah! I got eggs in mine! 20 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:29,529 - She tricked us. - No wonder Stewart's got diarrhea. 21 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:31,495 Let's see what else they have. 22 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:49,005 This sucks! There's nothing good in here. 23 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:53,620 Hey buttmunch, give me some. 24 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:54,952 No way. 25 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,356 Settle down, Beavis. 26 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:04,354 Pretty cool! 27 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:11,267 What? 28 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:13,602 What the hell was that? 29 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:19,969 What the hell is this? 30 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,516 I think this is Primus. 31 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:29,179 No. This is the Seminefrious Tubloidial Buttnoids. 32 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:30,467 Really? 33 00:02:30,468 --> 00:02:33,519 These guys, like, crawl up into people's butts and, like... 34 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,023 go exploring. 35 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,323 I go... 36 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,369 Hey Butt-Head. What are those lights for? 37 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:53,136 That's so, like, they can see when they're crawling around inside your butt. 38 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,740 - No way. You mean it's dark in your butt? - Yeah. 39 00:02:57,377 --> 00:03:00,313 You know when they say: "Stick it where the sun don't shine"? 40 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:02,282 They're talking about your butt! 41 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,759 I thought it meant, like, under your pillow, or something. 42 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,727 But like, if it's dark inside your butt, 43 00:03:10,728 --> 00:03:13,587 then like, how do the turds find their way out? 44 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:18,168 I think they can, like, see in the dark, like bats. 45 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,472 That makes a lot of sense, yeah. 46 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:25,102 Hey Butt-Head. We should go see these guys in concert. 47 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:31,782 Ladies and gentlemen, the Seminefrious Tubloidial Buttnoids. 48 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:36,914 The Seminefrious Tulabloidial Buttnoids have left your pants. 49 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:43,323 It's ironic that we in this country who cherish freedom, 50 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:45,525 occasionally support governments 51 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:48,131 who are less responsive to human rights. 52 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:51,131 We're very fortunate to have had a very stable government... 53 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,237 What's your problem, Beavis? 54 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,053 Settle down! 55 00:03:57,054 --> 00:04:00,507 ...the struggle for freedom is by no means over. 56 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:04,149 It still goes on today in places like Nicaragua, 57 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:07,953 - El Salvador and Panama. - Nicaragua! Agua! Aqua for my bunghole! 58 00:04:07,954 --> 00:04:09,354 Bunghole! 59 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:14,560 - Beavis, please sit down. - Are you threatening me? 60 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:18,593 - I am Cornholio! - Come on, Beavis, take your seat. 61 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:23,898 - Now, technically America is not... - Do you have TP? TP for my bunghole? 62 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:28,101 - Get out of here, Beavis. - Ok. 63 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:31,538 - In other parts of the world... - I am Cornholio! 64 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:35,180 I need TP for my bunghole! Bunghole! 65 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,817 Beavis, where are you going? 66 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:41,111 Where did Beavis go? 67 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,480 That was cool. 68 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:57,564 I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole. 69 00:04:57,564 --> 00:04:59,431 Yeah. 70 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,869 Hey! Would you like to see my bunghole? 71 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:07,742 Butt-Head, where did Beavis go? 72 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,250 I don't know. 73 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:15,185 Is Beavis having some kind of a problem that I should know about? 74 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,885 He ate like, twenty-seven candy bars, 75 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:21,753 and then he like, drank a six-pack of root beer. 76 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:25,625 That's strange. I just read about a study that said 77 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:28,800 sugar isn't supposed to cause hyperactivity. 78 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:35,406 Yeah, this is gonna be cool, yeah! 79 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:40,169 I am Cornholio! 80 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,210 Whoa! That was cool! 81 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:44,783 I need TP for my bunghole! 82 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:46,910 Come out with your pants down! 83 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:53,719 Never mind. 84 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:04,564 Nicaragua! I need aqua for my bunghole. Do you have any aqua? 85 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:12,677 I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole. 86 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:16,076 Senor Beavis, donde esta tu hall pass? (Mr. Beavis, where's your pass?) 87 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:17,784 Are you threatening me? 88 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:20,480 You will give me TP, Bungholio! 89 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,783 Beavis, just what in the hell do you think you're doing? 90 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:27,960 Do not make my bunghole angry! Do you have any holio? 91 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:32,563 Get the hell out of my class and go straight to the principal's office, now! 92 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,370 The principal, he will give me TP. 93 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,402 I would hate for my bungholio to get polio. 94 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,471 Where I come from, we have no bunghole. 95 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:52,080 Dammit! If this is Bon Jovi, I'm gonna... Whoa! 96 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,115 Her back's all bent out of shape. What's wrong? 97 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:58,290 Beavis... you butthole! 98 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,954 When you see a chick in a window like that, 99 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:03,356 and she's got her back all bent out of shape, 100 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:05,765 that means she's hot. 101 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:10,963 I don't know, Butt-Head. I think she was, like, injured. 102 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:13,964 Well, whatever it was, it gave me a stiffy. 103 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:20,938 Hey, Beavis... 104 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:24,941 I thought you called the cable company and told 'em to quit playing this crap. 105 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:28,446 Oh yeah, I did, but then like, when the guy answered, 106 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:32,050 I said: "Excuse me, do you have twelve-pound balls?" 107 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,152 And then I hung up. 108 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:36,995 It was cool. 109 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,492 Yeah. 110 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:44,767 Whip it, yeah! 111 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:51,506 - Whoa, is that Ross Perot? - Yeah. 112 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:55,307 I think that's Ross Perot like, from a long time ago. 113 00:07:57,344 --> 00:08:00,747 "Folks, it's simple. When a problem comes along, you must whip it..." 114 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:05,651 He looks like some kind of bungsnoidial buttsnoid. 115 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,961 Now whip it, into shape! 116 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,366 Shape it up. 117 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,027 Get it straight. 118 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,962 Go forward, move ahead. 119 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,401 Try to detect it. It's not too late! 120 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:24,371 To whip it, into shape, shape it, 121 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:27,273 go forward, move-move ahead. Try to detect it. 122 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:30,876 That sucked, Beavis! 123 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,813 Well, at least I tried. 124 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:36,579 You just sit there on your ass and make me do all the work. 125 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,153 Yeah. 126 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:42,651 Check out those hats. 127 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:46,326 Those are cool. You can stack one inside the other and you can like, 128 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,337 have all different colors, you know, it's like you 129 00:08:48,338 --> 00:08:50,228 can wear one one day and another the other day, 130 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:52,285 and like, put 'em on your head, you know? 131 00:08:52,286 --> 00:08:54,434 And then it's like, they can protect you from like, 132 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,802 - harmful rays... - Beavis, 133 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,911 - you're a damn weirdo. - Shut up, Butt-Head. 134 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:03,474 I'm not from here, you know. 135 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:10,850 Look, I don't know what your problem is, 136 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:15,855 but I simply cannot have students wandering the hallways during class, 137 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:20,760 interrupting other classes and giving prophecies of a great plague. 138 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:25,130 - Sorry 'bout that. - Wait! 139 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:29,475 What was that? Did you just say you're sorry? 140 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:32,876 You did! 141 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:36,580 You said you were sorry, didn't you? 142 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:39,711 Yeah. 143 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,981 Yeah, see? I knew it! 144 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:45,850 You kids have never apologized to me once! 145 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:48,588 Maybe this is a new day for you. 146 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,297 Maybe punishment isn't the answer. 147 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,293 I'm gonna let you go. 148 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,297 You know, I'm actually proud of you today. 149 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,369 Take some candy with you. 150 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:06,906 Now you're going right back to class, right, Beavis? 151 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:08,942 No. 152 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:13,414 No, I must get TP for my bunghole! I'm the great Cornholio! 153 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:16,381 - Do you need a hall pass? - Are you threatening me? 154 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:21,424 I no need hall pass. I need holio for my bunghole! 155 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,390 I am the great Cornholio! 156 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,596 I have no bunghole, Bungholio! 157 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,002 I need TP for my bunghole. 158 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,734 My people, we are without bungholes. 12267

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