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GENERATION IN CRISIS
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Class? Class?
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Guys, let's cooperate, okay?
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We have a very special guest
with us today. His name is Ken Alder.
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And he's a graduate student in film
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and anthropology.
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Mr. Alder is working on
a very important project
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- he'd like to share with us.
- Thank you, Mr. Van Driessen.
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Now I'm sure you cats are all
familiar with "documentary filmmaking".
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The fine art of capturing
real life on film.
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That's what I do for a living. Thought it's
not really a living actually, but anyway,
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that's what I do.
I think you'll find
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the project I'm working on
now extremely relevant.
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I'm calling it "Generation
in Crisis." And it's about you.
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That's right, it's about
you, people your age... teenagers.
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That's cool.
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But this film is not about
achievement-oriented
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academically successful young people like
yourselves. Frankly, it's about so-called
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problem teens, losers,
dead-end kids,
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dirtbags, call them what you will.
So what I wanna know is,
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does anyone here
know any kids like that?
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Hey Beavis,
check this out.
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Where's the drums?
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Yeah, yeah, and the guitars and stuff.
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- Maybe this is rap.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- It's missing something though.
- Yeah.
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- It doesn't rhyme.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- He needs to bust a move or something.
- Yeah.
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He needs to take off
those damn glasses too.
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No way Butt-Head, maybe he needs
them to see. Did you ever think of that?
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- Whoa, hey Butt-Head, that's your Uncle Jack!
- No it's not.
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Yeah it is.
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Hey Jack, how's it goin'?
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- That was him.
- No it wasn't, Beavis.
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He's alot fatter than that.
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That must've been him 'cause he was comin'
outta, like, one of those... naked places.
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Oh yeah! I think that was him.
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But I'm a substitute…
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Did he say "prostitute"? I think he
said prostitute, Butt-Head, yeah.
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No he didn't, he's talking about,
y'know, like, substitute teachers.
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Oh yeah... Kojak!
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So, uh...
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- What was I saying?
- You said something about Kojak.
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Oh yeah, yeah... yeah.
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They should have,
like... prostitute teachers.
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Yeah!
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They could get your mom to come in.
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Oh yeah.
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She's a slut!
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Hey Butt-Head, check it out, it's Lemmy!
And that chick from White Zombie! Yeah!
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- Yeah, that is Lemmy.
- What's he doing in this video?
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He's Lemmy.
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He can walk into any
damn video he wants.
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Oh yeah. That's probably
because he rules!
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Hey look, Butt-Head, someone's
hassling your Uncle Jack!
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Yeah.
He's not supposed to be in a bar.
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He always gets all
drunk and gets in a fight,
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- and then he calls up.
- Yeah.
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He says: "Hey Butt-Head...
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you think you could
come down here?"
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Next time he does that,
we should go.
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Yes! Yes, perfect.
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Golden! Don't lose it
fellas, don't lose it fellas!
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Hey Butt-Head, check this out.
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I am the great Cornholio!
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I come from Lake Titicaca,
Titicaca, Titicaca.
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That's cool.
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Excellent.
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I am a genius!
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Quick, Dave, roll sound.
I don't wanna miss a thing.
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Please, just forget the
camera and be yourselves.
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Okay. So you said this is
where you guys hang out. So...
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what do you do?
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FOOTAGE
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- Come on, do something!
- Like what?
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I don't know, engage in some anti-social
behavior or something.
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This sucks.
Let's get out of here.
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Stop! You can't!
My film!
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Wait!
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Here's five bucks.
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- This is cool.
- Great. Will you just do something?
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GENERATION IN CRISIS
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It could be any
American town.
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Hard-working men and women
go about their daily lives,
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raising families, pursuing
the American dream.
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Where are the children?
Where are the young people
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who constitute this nation's future?
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- You're a wuss.
- No way, buttmunch, you're a wuss.
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- No way, you're a wuss.
- We'll call them Steven and Bernard.
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Although those are not in fact their
real names. In the wealthiest and most
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scientifically advanced
nation the world has ever seen,
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they lead an existence
devoid of meaning,
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and barren of intellectual content.
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- It's flat.
- Yeah, flat. And it's dead.
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That's cool.
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Their primary influences seem to be
a steady diet of bland television
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and loud mindless
heavy metal music.
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- Look! That guy's touching his wiener!
- So?
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- You are too.
- Yeah.
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- But that's different.
- What's different about it?
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It's a different wiener!
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Yeah.
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It's probably bigger too.
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Oh yeah.
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Whoa, check it out! I-I'd like to trying
peeing on a snail some time.
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Tha-that'd be cool, yeah.
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You wanna pee on a snail?
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Yeah, yeah, it's like, it's like, I'd like
to pee anywhere outside, but y'know,
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I just feel like, y'know, peeing on a snail,
y'know, that'd be something different.
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How about peeing in the toilet?
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Oh yeah. I haven't
done that in a while.
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- Check it out, a wolf.
- Whoa, really?
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I'd like to try peeing on a wolf
some time, yeah, that'd be cool.
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Beavis, if you try to pee on a wolf,
he would bite your wiener off.
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Oh yeah.
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I'd like to try maybe
peeing on one of these guys
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some time, y'know, like,
while they're asleep.
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Yeah. You must get tired
of peeing on yourself all the time.
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Shut up Butt-Head.
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Y'know, when I was like, y'know, talkin'
about peeing on those wolves and stuff?
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I wasn't really gonna do it, y'know.
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It's just like, y'know, it like,
helps to talk about it.
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Tempting though it may be,
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it is not for the documentary filmmaker
to pass judgment on his subject.
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Let us hear from Steven and
Bernard in their own words.
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In a word, Steven, what
is your "raison d'être"?
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It's in my pants.
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Where do you picture
yourself in ten years?
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You know, the 21st century marketplace
you're going to enter will be a
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global electronic village.
How are you preparing yourself
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for what's bound to be a complex
and challenging world?
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You said "enter".
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What are you
feeling right now?
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My left nad,
it itches.
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- Can I say nad?
- There's no censorship of any kind.
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This is an independent
documentary film.
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With a generous grant from our
friends at the Ex-co Corporation.
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- Censorship is cool.
- Yeah. Censorship is cool.
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I like when they put those black boxes
on people's thingies.
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Yeah. Like when somebody's
talking and then they say: Get the...
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Cut!
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Snow.
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Yeah.
Snow.
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These guys are going get
their asses kicked for like,
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making a bunch of
noise on this dude's farm.
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Ye-yeah.
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Screw.
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Yeah. Screw! Screw! Screw!
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- A dog.
- Yeah.
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And if you look after at your
right, you will see a barn.
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A barn.
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You think they're gonna
close the barn door?
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Yeah.
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That reminds me of this joke.
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There is this traveling salesman and
it's like, he went to this farmer's house.
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And then his
car broke down.
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And so, like, the farmer wanted
to do it with his daughter...
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but... he told him not to.
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- And then he had all these eggs...
- I understand, yeah.
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And then he like, did it with
the farmer's daughter.
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They did it!
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