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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,301 --> 00:00:03,678 MR ANDERSON'S BALLS 2 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,962 Hey Butt-Head... like, what the hell are we doing here? 3 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:20,766 I already told you, dumbass. We're looking for that missing kid. 4 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,465 Oh yeah! Why? 5 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:26,766 So we can, like, get our pictures on milk cartons. 6 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:30,570 Then we can get that award money for his capture. 7 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:31,955 Oh yeah. Yeah. 8 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:35,313 Money! Money! Money! 9 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,081 Cool. 10 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:46,487 Look what I got! 11 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:51,422 "Tit-lee-ist". 12 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:54,400 Cool. 13 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:05,304 Hey, you boys seen a golf ball come through here? 14 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:06,746 No. 15 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:09,875 Tit-lee-ist. 16 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:13,848 Damn it! I could've sworn it landed somewhere around here. 17 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:21,759 Tit-lee-ist. Tit-lee-ist. Titicaca. 18 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:30,580 What? 19 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:39,204 What'd he say? 20 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:43,374 I think he said something about whores, and like, junk. 21 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:49,319 - Whores and garbage, that's pretty cool. - Yeah, you can't beat that. 22 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:52,321 - Yeah I can! - Dammit, Beavis. 23 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:58,031 - Don't start with me today! - I wasn't. I was starting with me. 24 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:06,466 What's he saying? 25 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:10,839 "Get your rock salt?" What's "rock salt"? 26 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:14,148 You know, like, doing it. 27 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:15,850 Oh really? 28 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:18,005 It seems like, you know, like, like, 29 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:20,153 like most songs are about doing it, you know? 30 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:21,951 Yeah. 31 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,656 You got a problem with that, Beavis? 32 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:27,985 - No. - That's the way it should be. 33 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:29,415 Oh yeah. 34 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:42,362 This like... kinda rocks. 35 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:45,773 Yeah, yeah, like, you know, like... rock salt, yeah. 36 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,777 Okay, Beavis. 37 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:52,178 Butt-Head, I just saw a girl's butt! 38 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:54,723 There's a lot of chick's butts in here, Beavis. 39 00:02:54,724 --> 00:02:56,294 No, I mean she was naked. 40 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:59,422 You're not allowed to show a naked butt on TV. 41 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:03,520 Well, it looked alot like a chick naked but... that was pretty cool. 42 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,732 Hey Beavis. Check it out! 43 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:15,241 He's washing his balls. 44 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:20,275 Yeah. I should do that. Check these out. 45 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:25,744 Beavis, your balls are filthy! 46 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:28,478 Go to the ball washer. Now! 47 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:30,953 Ok, yeah. 48 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:41,495 You're pulling your head on every stroke. Let me see your bag. 49 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:50,171 Here, take your wood and try using a different grip on the shaft. 50 00:03:58,138 --> 00:03:59,410 Hey fellas. 51 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:05,018 I was wondering if you fellas had a few balls you'd like to sell. 52 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:10,622 Tit-lee-ist. 53 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,061 I'll give you a dollar for those three. 54 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:19,529 Hey Beavis... we could get rich doing this. 55 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,640 We need to get more balls. 56 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:24,940 Yeah. 57 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:28,447 You should have heard what you just said, Butt-Head. 58 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:31,545 You said: "We need to get more balls". 59 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:34,355 Oh yeah. 60 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:43,861 HOLE 9 61 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,320 Now, I know I'm starting to sound like a broken record, 62 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,798 but y'all seen a golf ball around here? 63 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:54,166 - No. - Yeah, no. 64 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:57,707 Damn it. Another two-stroke penalty. 65 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:03,108 I'm damn near out of balls. These things ain't getting any cheaper, neither. 66 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,454 This is gonna be cool. 67 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:15,224 Yeah. 68 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:41,654 Damn it! 69 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,196 Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! 70 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,505 Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! 71 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:21,654 How come she's counting? Counting sucks! 72 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,986 Maybe she's like, counting how many times she's done it. 73 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,362 Oh yeah, yeah. Counting rules! 74 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,443 Is this Romper Room? 75 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:44,736 - I wouldn't know, Beavis. - Oh yeah, me neither. 76 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,250 I don't know. I don't know whether this is Romper Room or not. 77 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:54,514 Who's that five-year-old girl who keeps bouncing around? 78 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:57,356 Yeah, really. She sure can't dance. 79 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,944 Like, what's the snif-gig-ligance of that girl being there? 80 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:05,798 - The what? - You know, the sih... 81 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:10,236 I forgot. Hey, get away from his wiener! 82 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:14,645 - Get away! - Settle down, Beavis. 83 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:17,517 What are you, like, the wiener police or something? 84 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:21,549 Well, how would you like it if some chick tried to touch your wiener? 85 00:07:23,687 --> 00:07:24,887 Wait a minute... 86 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:26,527 What? 87 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,884 - Shut up Butt-Head, shut up! - You dumbass! 88 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,019 You just weren't listening. I said, like, you know, like: 89 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:35,095 How would you like it if, you know, some girl was touching 90 00:07:35,096 --> 00:07:38,831 your wiener? That'd be pretty cool. That's what I meant. Dumbass! 91 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,795 - Yeah, right. - Shut up, Butt-Head. 92 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:45,037 I was, like, I wasn't concentrating, that's all, yeah. 93 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:52,810 What do you say there, Tom? How'd you hit them? 94 00:07:52,811 --> 00:07:54,441 Boy, I tell you what, Dusty. 95 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:59,442 I felt like a one-legged cat trying to bury turds on a frozen pond out there today. 96 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:03,344 - And I still got three holes to go. - So what the hell are you doing up here? 97 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:07,153 Hell, I'm completely out of balls. I lost every damn one of them. 98 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,828 Craziest thing I ever saw. 99 00:08:08,829 --> 00:08:10,757 Well, don't waste your money in the pro shop. 100 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:14,837 Couple of kids down there are selling some pretty nice balls real cheap. 101 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:19,810 - They're, like, really good balls. - Yeah, yeah. 102 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,107 And they fit right in the hole. 103 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,645 What you got there, fellas? 104 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:27,711 Balls. 105 00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:30,513 Yeah. One dollar. 106 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:35,652 Hey now, wait a minute! These look kind of familiar. 107 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:38,756 Many balls look the same, sir. 108 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:42,367 Yeah. I have two that are identical. 109 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:50,043 A dollar each you say, huh? Damn. 110 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:53,940 These things ain't getting any cheaper. 111 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:05,317 Kill everything. Kill everything. 112 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,584 Yeah! Yeah! Kill everything! Yeah, ok! 113 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,491 Kill everything! Except me. 114 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,629 Dammit, Beavis. 115 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,932 Don't you care about anybody but yourself? 116 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,204 No. 117 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:23,002 No. I don't care about anybody or anything, except me. 118 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,712 What about when I'm kicking your ass? 119 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,312 Do you care about me then? 120 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:33,512 No... I just care about my ass. 121 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:35,848 It is each man for himself. 122 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,924 I will fight and die for myself! 123 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,022 Well... 124 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:44,054 I guess that's a good thing because, like, nobody likes you. 125 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:50,331 And like, you can like, care about yourself while I'm off scoring with chicks. 126 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:55,328 - Whoa! Higher! - Higher! Higher! 127 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:58,773 Higher! Higher! 128 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,574 Settle down, dumbass. 129 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:11,281 Whoa, Butt-Head, that chick doesn't have a head! 130 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:13,856 Oh yeah. 131 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,259 That's like that joke. 132 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:19,155 What does the perfect woman look like? 133 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,965 Yeah? What? 134 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,400 I don't know, she's like, you know... probably pretty hot. 135 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,922 I think it's like, she has big thingies or something? 136 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:33,306 Oh yeah, that's pretty funny. 137 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,479 She has big thingies. 10250

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