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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,201 --> 00:00:04,036 THE PIPE OF DOOM 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:09,033 She got a nice little patootie on her, don't she? 3 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:12,738 Enough with the train, bring on the caboose. 4 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:16,049 Shut up, you bunch of dirtballs! 5 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,346 - Those guys are cool! - Yeah. 6 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,218 - They know how to talk to girls. - Yeah. 7 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:30,059 They should, like, make a video... "How to Talk to Chicks". 8 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:32,655 Yeah. "Volume 1: Hunting and Escaping". 9 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:34,258 That would be cool. 10 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:46,609 Whoa! These chicks are horny! 11 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:47,671 Yeah, yeah. 12 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:50,945 How come chicks are only horny like that, like, on TV? 13 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:56,588 They have these places where horny chicks are, but it's like... 14 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,280 you gotta have a fake ID. 15 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,266 Dammit. I've seen this video about a million times. 16 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:11,602 Me too. I've watched this video, like, a zillion time. 17 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:14,407 And it's like, she still never takes her clothes off. 18 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:18,311 I keep, like, waiting for her to get out of the tub or something... she never does. 19 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:20,506 Beavis, it's the same video. 20 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:25,141 If she doesn't get naked the first time you see it, she's never gonna get naked. 21 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:26,914 How do you know, Butt-Head? 22 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:30,517 You know, she might, like, decide to get crazy or something, you know. 23 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:32,656 Here it comes. See? 24 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,921 Stand up! Stand up! Stand up! 25 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:40,290 Beavis, she's not gonna be naked. It's the same video every time. 26 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,063 No way, Butt-Head. You don't know that. 27 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,170 I think-I think she's gonna be naked. 28 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:48,266 Maybe she'll do it this time! Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Show it! 29 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:50,666 Dumbass! 30 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,849 - She's got that stuff in her hair. - Yeah. 31 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:02,083 - That stuff's called jelly curl. - Really? 32 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:03,784 Buttknocker. 33 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:07,194 Hey, don't call me that, Butt-Head! I'm serious. 34 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:09,885 Okay, dillhole. 35 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:12,531 That's better. 36 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:21,633 DANGER DO NOT ENTER 37 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:27,312 It's like, a big hole in the ground. 38 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,449 You called it, dude. 39 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,417 Hey Butt-Head, check it out. Pipes. 40 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:36,022 Yeah. 41 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:41,326 I wonder if they're, like, pipes for water or pipes for, like, crap? 42 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:44,720 That would be cool if they really had, like, 43 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,350 pipes with crap and turds running through them. 44 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:49,958 They do, dumbass. 45 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:52,872 How do you think all that crap gets out of your house? 46 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:55,633 It doesn't. It's in my basement in little jars. 47 00:02:57,044 --> 00:03:00,981 - That's pretty disgusting, Beavis. - Yeah, I know. 48 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:09,385 I'm gonna, like, crawl into this pipe and see what's inside. 49 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,024 Yeah, but like, hurry up. I'm hungry. 50 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,498 It's dark in here. 51 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:21,792 That's cool. 52 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:23,502 Yeah. 53 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:27,235 - It's like, dark and round. - Dark and round? 54 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,647 Come on, Butt-Head. Let's go get some nachos. 55 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:37,950 Okay. 56 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:43,851 I can't get out. 57 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,520 I'm, like, stuck. 58 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:49,022 That's cool. 59 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:54,160 It's not cool, Beavis. I'm not sure yet, but I think it sucks. 60 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,981 Stop it, Beavis! It's not working! 61 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:15,713 I said stop it! Are you, like, hearing-repaired or something? 62 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:19,522 I think I hurt myself. 63 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,093 Good. 64 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:24,429 So, like, what do I do now? 65 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:27,799 Figure out how to get me out of this pipe, dumbass! 66 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:35,704 Come on, Beavis. 67 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,101 I think I got an idea. 68 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:41,914 What is it? 69 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:44,908 You could, like, live in the pipe. 70 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:49,723 I don't want to live in a pipe, buttmunch. 71 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:54,424 Yeah, but like, if you're stuck in a pipe, they can't make you go to school. 72 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:56,162 Oh yeah. 73 00:04:57,531 --> 00:05:00,193 - But what about chicks? - There's chicks in there? 74 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:03,494 No, fartknocker. I'm talking about the chicks 75 00:05:03,495 --> 00:05:06,319 I'm gonna be scoring with when I get some chest hairs. 76 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:09,265 You can get the chicks stuck in the pipe with you. 77 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,571 That would be cool! 78 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:19,675 Freeze! You punk guys! 79 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:23,147 Man, this is gonna look good on my record. 80 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:25,056 Teenage vandals! 81 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:28,493 Society's human waste products! 82 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:31,291 He's like, trapped in the pipe. 83 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:32,932 Trapped? 84 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:36,198 Good sweet Lord! 85 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:39,699 Don't panic, boy, we're gonna get you out of there. 86 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:43,037 Even if it means risking my own life in the process. 87 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,742 You stay here! Try to keep his spirits up. 88 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,037 I've got to call the "Action News". 89 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:58,351 - What is this? - I don't know. 90 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,585 - Whoa! Look at this guy! - Yeah. 91 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,196 Who is he talking to? 92 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:06,899 I don't know. 93 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:13,397 - Is this like, one of those priests? - Yeah. 94 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,169 Who's that? 95 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:23,079 "I thought we had this settled, I'm the best there's ever been". 96 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,419 He's a wuss. 97 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,487 - That dude on a hill is pretty cool. - Yeah. 98 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:37,824 I bet he could like, kick all these guys' asses. 99 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:42,033 He should... Yeah really, why doesn't he? 100 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:45,037 A fight would be nice. 101 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:53,745 That's supposed to be Satan? 102 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,414 What a wuss! 103 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:59,146 He looks like that fat dude in Van Halen. 104 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:02,349 They should have gotten that dude up on the hill to be Satan. He's cool. 105 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:05,755 I've seen scarier Satans in a Mr. Big video. 106 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,062 What's he doing with his hands? 107 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,797 They could have gotten Richard Marx. 108 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,766 And it would have been scarier than this. 109 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,177 Cut it out, asswipe! 110 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,271 That hurts! 111 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:34,047 You're the young man's friend... 112 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:37,284 What can you tell us about the victim of this terrible ordeal? 113 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,493 He's stuck in a pipe. 114 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:53,795 Ladies and gentlemen, he's free! Butt-Head is free! 115 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:57,706 Mr. Butt-Head, what did you smell when you were in the pipe? 116 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:01,641 - Please, Mr Butt-Head! - What were you thinking in there? 117 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,013 - Mr. Butt-Head! - I have to go to the bathroom. 118 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:06,359 Can you tell me everything, every little detail? 119 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,348 What a courageous young man! 120 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:12,155 And so this incredible story has a happy ending. 121 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,750 Butt-Head is free. 122 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:16,759 Trish Berby, "Action News". 123 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:20,893 That's a wrap! God, what a stupid kid! 124 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:26,405 Pipe! 125 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,173 Pipe! 126 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:39,015 Help! Help, I'm stuck! Help, I'm stuck! 127 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:42,254 Pipe! 128 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,899 Turn it up, Butt-Head, turn it up! Come on! 129 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:58,528 Okay Beavis. Don't cop that attitude with me! 130 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:01,739 No! No! That's the wrong way, Butt-Head, come on! 131 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,208 Here we go. 132 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,641 - Kick some ass! - Rock! Rock! Rock! 133 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,084 Hey Butt-Head, this is cool, huh? 134 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,488 What did you say, Beavis? 135 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,058 I said that this is cool! It rocks! 136 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:25,697 What? 137 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:34,505 - This guy's a good dancer, huh, Butt-Head? - Yeah. 138 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,806 He's pretty cool. 139 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,973 It's like, it's like, he's a good dancer, and it's like, 140 00:09:39,973 --> 00:09:42,298 he sings pretty cool, and he like, rocks! 141 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:45,010 Shut up, Beavis, I'm trying to listen! 142 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,383 Oh yeah, me too. I'm trying to listen, too. 143 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:56,387 Hey Butt-Head, will the TV go up any louder? 144 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,624 Let me see. 145 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,834 - I think that's as loud as it goes. - Damn it! 146 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:06,904 - We need to get a louder TV. - Let's get closer to the TV. 147 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:08,531 Okay. 148 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,611 Now it's hurting my eyes and my ears. 149 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,742 Yeah. This is cool. 11134

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