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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,335 --> 00:00:03,898 MANNERS SUCK 2 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:06,497 Sit. 3 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:11,002 Stay. 4 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,808 - Speak! - This sucks. 5 00:00:15,832 --> 00:00:17,832 - Yeah. - Good boy. 6 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,821 I bet they put all the stuff that sucks on in the morning 7 00:00:20,822 --> 00:00:23,186 just to, like, get us to go to school. 8 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,023 I think it's working. 9 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:35,828 Check it out, he's watching TV. 10 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:40,472 And it's like, we're watching TV, 11 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:43,273 so it's like, we're watching two TVs for the price of one. 12 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,346 What two TVs? I don't understand. 13 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:51,444 Beavis, we're watching TV, 14 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:54,144 and then there's another TV in the TV. 15 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,850 There's, like, a TV inside the TV? 16 00:00:57,291 --> 00:01:00,591 - Let's break it open and find it! - Boy, Beavis. 17 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,222 You're stupid. 18 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:06,998 Well, well… okay. 19 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:17,341 Look at his mouth. 20 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:22,107 It's all encrustulated with grobiels of feces. 21 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,609 See what I mean, Beavis? 22 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:31,621 - You got, like, some problem or something. - Yeah well, you're... your mom, you... 23 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,155 your mom… yeah. 24 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:44,927 Look at the monkey! 25 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,480 You know what they should do? They should, like, 26 00:01:51,481 --> 00:01:53,637 break that couch. They should, like, just rip it up. 27 00:01:53,648 --> 00:01:56,107 - Like, break it. - Yeah. 28 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:57,241 Yeah, like that! 29 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:01,312 - Yeah! Rip it! Break it! - Break it! 30 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:07,524 - Get in there! - Kick it! Kick the couch! 31 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,930 - No no, don't stop! - Don't stop! 32 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:14,456 - Don't stop, dammit! - Quitters never win! 33 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:25,607 May I have your attention, people? 34 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:27,706 People? 35 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:30,516 Could I have your attention, please? 36 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:35,518 Come on, guys, do I need to get Mr. Buzzcut in here? 37 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:37,988 Thank you. 38 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:39,924 We have a guest today, class, 39 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:42,725 and it appears, he isn't a moment too soon. 40 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:44,327 It seems that as adults, 41 00:02:44,328 --> 00:02:48,895 we aren't doing a very good job of teaching the importance of good manners. 42 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:53,736 Now, a group of concerned parents has asked the school to deal with the problem. 43 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,573 So please join me in giving a warm welcome 44 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:59,978 to an expert on etiquette, Mr. Manners. 45 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:04,442 Thank you for that warm welcome. 46 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:07,181 My, what a nice looking group of students. 47 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:11,915 Hey Beavis. 48 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:13,821 Machine-gunner. 49 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,897 Oh yeah. I get those. 50 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:24,467 Excuse me, boys, but it's rather rude to make noises and interrupt me 51 00:03:24,468 --> 00:03:26,762 when it's my turn to talk. 52 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,703 We were doing this long before you came in, sir. 53 00:03:30,845 --> 00:03:33,413 Yeah, you interrupted us. 54 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:35,004 Butthole. 55 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:37,745 Well, I'll teach you some manners, yet. 56 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:41,414 But for now, I would greatly appreciate your undivided attention. 57 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:45,090 Now. class, manners are an enjoyable way 58 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,511 to create a favorable impression with others. 59 00:03:47,511 --> 00:03:49,729 I'd like to start off with a fun activity 60 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:54,634 in which we'll do a little role playing. Now, I'll need a couple of volunteers. 61 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:56,659 Pole playing? 62 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,405 Yeah, I can do that. 63 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:03,205 Okay, but what's the magic word? 64 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,475 Abracadabra? 65 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,512 No, come on, what do you say when you want something? 66 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,487 Buttwipe? 67 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,915 Give me something, buttwipe! 68 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:19,882 Bunghole. 69 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:24,792 Bung-hole! 70 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:30,193 I would like to start with the use of proper manners in a restaurant setting. 71 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:33,197 Now, I want you, Master Butt-Head... 72 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:37,903 ...to pretend that you are at a restaurant. And Master Beavis will be the waiter. 73 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:42,916 Let's start by having Master Beavis 74 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:46,108 welcome you to the restaurant and take your order. 75 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,152 Don't touch me, asswipe! 76 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:51,948 You look like a dork. 77 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:55,923 Shut up, fartknocker! I'll kick your ass. 78 00:04:55,929 --> 00:05:00,462 Boys, boys, that's no way to show manners. Here, let me get you started. 79 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,169 Master Beavis, say something like, 80 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:06,367 "Good evening, sir. My name is Beavis. 81 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:10,200 Welcome to our restaurant. May I take your order, please?" 82 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:13,872 Go ahead, we're waiting. 83 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:17,406 Hi, Butt-Head. 84 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,711 Hi, Master Beavis. 85 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,780 I was supposed to introduce me, bunghole. 86 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:27,092 Welcome to our restaurant. 87 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:30,185 You like take my order? 88 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:33,597 Yeah, get me some nachos, buttwipe. 89 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:36,966 Listen, you little... twerp. 90 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:41,099 This is my job. This is how I make money. Don't screw with me. 91 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:43,701 Now, how 'bout using some manners? 92 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,142 Manners suck. 93 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:49,107 Hey Butt-Head, don't screw with him. 94 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:51,343 Yeah. 95 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,918 He sure does like to touch. 96 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:57,849 - He tried to touch my wiener. - What? 97 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,426 - You little liar! - Back off you pervert. 98 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:04,124 - He's lying! - Don't you dare lay a finger on my students. 99 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,962 Beavis, did he hit you? 100 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:09,436 Yes, sir, he did. Thank you for your concern. 101 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:14,072 - Why you little dirtball! - You wanna touch my students? I'll touch you! 102 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:16,101 I'll get you, you little punks! 103 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:17,910 No, thank you, sir. 104 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:22,073 - Thank you drive through. - Stop it, stop it! 105 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:25,474 - You're dead, hippie! - You're going to jail, jackass! 106 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:29,713 - You're going down, Woodstock! - Take that, you fascist! 107 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,420 You're hurting me, security! 108 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,189 Let go! 109 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:41,191 - Did you see the faucet, Butt-Head? - Yeah. 110 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:46,104 And you know, wherever there's a faucet, there's probably a toilet close by. 111 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:49,038 And wherever there's toilets, there's like, butts, 112 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:52,236 and wieners, and turds, and wee-wee! Yeah! 113 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:55,706 A little something for everyone. 114 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:03,957 This dude must use the same shampoo as me. 115 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:07,185 You don't use shampoo, Butt-Head. 116 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,252 Oh yeah. 117 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,459 Hey Butt-Head. 118 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:20,164 - Is this that band, Schlong? - No, dumbass! It's Prong! 119 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:25,001 Well... I wasn't that far off. Butthole. 120 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:29,780 Rock! Rock! 121 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,135 "Snap your fingers, snap your neck?" 122 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:53,002 That's like, some kind of weird double joint. 123 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:56,107 - That's not that weird. I can do that. - No way! 124 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:57,501 Yeah I can, check it out. 125 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:05,147 - That was cool! - Butt-Head, help, I get it wrong! 126 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:08,787 Let's see. 127 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:15,489 Okay, thanks. 128 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:19,293 - That's okay. - You almost, like, broke something. 129 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:22,098 You should, like, sue these guys for, like... 130 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:24,601 - something. - Yeah. 131 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:27,963 I bet that if I, like, sued 'em, I could get backstage passes. 132 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,209 Please come out. Please! 133 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:39,547 Yeah, me too. 134 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:45,790 Hey Butt-Head, it won't come out. 135 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,490 Maybe you should try using manners. 136 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:52,992 Oh yeah. 137 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,500 Please, come out of my butt. 138 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,538 Please! 139 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,370 Thank you drive through! 140 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:09,874 Manners! 141 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:11,946 Hey Beavis... 142 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:14,351 Would you please wipe my butt? 143 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,699 What's... What's this? 144 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:36,676 - Hey look, Beavis! It's your mom. - Where? Where? 145 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,829 Hanging out in bars again. 146 00:09:38,830 --> 00:09:41,704 That's not my mom, Butt-Head. That's grandma. 147 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,574 What is this? 148 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,587 - Is this cable access? - Yeah, I think it is. 149 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,415 Cable access sucks! 150 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:59,091 - They should call it cable suckcess. - Yeah, cable suckcess. 151 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:07,803 - Look at this dork. - Yeah. What a dumbass. 152 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,837 Ooh, sexy. 153 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,210 - This band sucks. - Yeah, really. 154 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:18,909 Hey Butt-Head, didn't these guys play at that wedding we went to? 155 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,319 Yeah. 156 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:24,252 Remember when you kept asking them to play Pantera? 157 00:10:24,253 --> 00:10:26,543 Yeah. That was cool. 158 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,219 Remember when you waited in line to kiss the bride? 159 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,325 And then you tried to cop a feel? 160 00:10:32,649 --> 00:10:33,649 Oh yeah. 161 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,728 Her dad kicked your ass. 162 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,361 Oh yeah. 11928

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