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RIGHT ON
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You've got "The Gus Baker Show"
on, and the first issue,
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the death penalty, yes or no?
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- Yes!
- Yes, yes! The chair! The chair!
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In my opinion, you betcha!
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- Yes!
- Yeah, yeah, the chair!
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And they call me reactionary,
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'cause I say criminals should be punished
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and ordinary folks like you and me
should have the right to carry guns.
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Hey Beavis. This dude is cool.
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Also tonight, music videos.
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Who makes these affronts to common decency?
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Where I come from, we have
a word for garbage like that.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah!
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- They suck!
- They suck!
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But first, a commercial.
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Our lines are open. Give us a call.
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- This guy kicks ass.
- Yeah, yeah. Let's call him.
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Whoa, she's like, seeing things!
How does she do that?
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Here, I'll show you, Beavis.
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This might hurt a little.
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I don't think that worked, Butt-Head.
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Try it again.
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Okay.
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Whenever I go to birthday
parties, I like to just, like,
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tear open presents and break stuff,
and just run around and I go:
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Beavis, you've never been
invited to a party in your life!
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Yeah I did, remember at Stewart's party?
We were, like, playing hide and seek,
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and I like, climbed in the dryer,
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- and took a poop!
- Yeah!
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I bet his mom was surprised
to find that present!
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- These are cool presents!
- Yeah, yeah.
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- That dude's pretty cool for an old guy!
- Yeah.
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- She didn't even thank him!
- If someone gave me an axe like that,
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I'd say: "Thank you, sir! That's a very
nice axe. That was very nice of you!"
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Yeah, the dead dog was nice too.
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Whoa! Hey, don't look Butt-Head, that was
what I was gonna get you for your birthday!
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That would be cool.
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Now I'm gonna have to
get you what I got Stewart.
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Beavis.
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When I was makin' one for
Stewart, I made one for you too!
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Beavis, I hope you've
got insurance, because
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I'm about to kick your ass.
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You've got Gus Baker. Speak out.
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We think
you're, like, cool.
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Yeah, especially that part
about giving dudes the chair.
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The chair,
the chair!
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- The death penalty?
- Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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- And what you said about bums?
- Yeah.
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And videos.
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Well, like they say,
great minds think alike.
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You know, talking to you boys,
I can tell our young people
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still have the moral strength and character
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to make this country great again.
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What?
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You know, a lot of people knock
your generation, saying you are
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uneducated and immoral.
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How would you like to come on
my show and prove them wrong?
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You mean
on TV?
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- On TV!
- Yes! - Yes, yes!
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All right. Our producer is
gonna take down your info.
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We'll see you next week.
Next caller,
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you got Gus Baker.
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Hey Beavis.
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Guys on TV get
chicks and stuff.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Stay tuned for more gross, stupid
and morally deficient funny stuff!
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Thank you.
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Last week, we
heard from two boys
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whose characters were so impressive,
we brought them out here for today's show.
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Please welcome Beavis
and, uh,
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Buffcoat.
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Now, people say that
yours is a lost generation,
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violent, lazy, uneducated, sexually active.
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- Not Beavis.
- Yeah.
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Butt-Head doesn't
get any, either.
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Well, you two
certainly are
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fine, upstanding young men,
a credit to the youth of America.
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Hey Beavis, you see any chicks?
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Okay, now, boys, I want to
ask you, as decent young men,
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don't you agree with me
that there's something
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very, very wrong with these
so-called music videos?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, really.
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These rock videos are
immoral,
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indecent, profane,
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- scurrilous and blasphemous.
- Yeah, yeah!
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They suck! They suck!
They're indecent! Yeah.
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- Propane, yeah!
- Yeah!
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Especially
Meatloaf.
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- He sucks!
- Hey! We're on the air,
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- you can't use that language.
- Do we use language?
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Hey Beavis. He says we can't say "sucks".
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- Really? That sucks.
- Can we say "buttwipe"?
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Yeah. How about "bunghole"?
Yeah. Bunghole!
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- How about "buttmunch"?
- Yeah, "buttmunch".
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- How about "dillhole"?
- Yeah. "Dillweed".
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Hey, do you use
that language at home?
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- Yeah.
- Hey Gus, check this out.
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Peekaboo!
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- Go to commercial! Go to commercial!
- Make a positive change in America.
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Pledge $10 to elect Gus Baker president.
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Get these little bastards out of here!
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Do you use that language at home?
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Peekaboo!
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Hey Butt-Head, who is this?
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I think it's Seinfeld.
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Really? I didn't know Seinfeld rocked.
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This is, like, back before he had his show.
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It's like, you know...
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Queen Latifah used to do
videos, and now she has a show.
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Oh yeah.
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I like the fat dude on Seinfeld.
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I think he replaced the drummer.
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Remember that episode where they were
talking about choking their chicken?
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Oh yeah. I thought they were talking
about not choking their chicken.
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I liked that episode where you can see
Elaine's boobs on the Christmas card.
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No way Butt-Head, I couldn't see 'em!
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Yeah, you could see her boobs.
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TV needs more of that.
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They need more stuff like that on TV.
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You know, this would rock
if it was, like, just louder.
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Yeah, yeah. Loud, loud!
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Why don't you just, like, turn it up?
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If I'm gonna bother messing with the
remote, I'll just change the channel.
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Okay.
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Do that, then.
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Okay.
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They are laughing
because this band sucks.
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What band?
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I don't know.
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Where is the band?
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I don't know, maybe
it's like, a rap group.
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No.
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I think they're just, like, playing
music on the stereo or something.
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And then they, like,
made a video out of that?
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I guess.
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Who's that buttmunch that keeps
playing that damn... that thing?
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I hate those things.
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They should, like, kick him out
of there and just, like, rock.
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Yeah, but like, you know,
these dancers could stay.
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Whoa, check it out!
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"Mind if I cut in, sir?"
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Mind if I cut the cheese?
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Yeah, Beavis.
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You can go cut the
cheese and I'll score.
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Following public outcry
over the offending segment,
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"The Gus Baker Show"
was pulled off the air.
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Mr. Baker accused the network of censorship
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and said he'd appeal to the Supreme Court.
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Hey Beavis. What's all that
fuzzy stuff on your butt?
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I don't know.
Is it still there?
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No... but it wouldn't hurt
to wipe once in a while.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry.
I was in a hurry.
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Beavis, get your butt
out of my face now.
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Oh yeah. Sorry.
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