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FIGURE DRAWING
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LEARNING CENTRAL
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Check it out, Butt-Head.
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Maybe that dude's handing out those
flyers with those naked chicks on them.
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- Beavis, that's, like, Mr. Van Driessen.
- Cool.
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l didn't know he worked
at one of those strip joints.
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Hey, Beavis and Butt-Head.
Welcome to Learning Central.
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Have you seen our free catalogue?
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He said "log".
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This is a great opportunity for you
guys to broaden your horizons.
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I'm teaching a seminar on
aromatherapy, or perhaps
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you boys might be interested
in one of our classes
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on art, or photography,
or popular music.
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No thanks.
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We already went
to school today, remember?
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Yeah, we're on our way to, like,
get some nachos and stuff. Yeah.
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Oh, what luck. I was just
nibbling on some nachos myself.
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Since it's orientation night,
we also have free snacks inside.
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- Free? Nachos?
- Cool.
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- Better not be those crappy blue chips.
- Yeah.
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Those drums sound cool.
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Shut up, Beavis.
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I wonder what that
drummer's listening to.
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He's probably
listening to Pantera.
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Yeah.
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Okay dude, get started.
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Put down your arms and start singing!
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Rock!
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Where do these guys
get these shiny pants?
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Yeah, really. I went into a store
once and asked for some shiny pants,
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and they kicked my ass out of there.
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I think you, like, just take regular pants
and you, like, have them shined.
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Oh really? Yeah but, I do shine my pants.
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You said douche.
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Really?
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I douche-ine my pants.
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- This part of the song sucks.
- Yeah, really.
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These guys need to just
concentrate on rocking.
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Yeah, really. Rock! Rock!
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Yeah. That's more like it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah! There you go.
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This guy keeps, like,
stumbling around and stuff.
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I don't think he's having
a very good day.
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I think he's just drunk off his ass.
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Hey, get your hand off
his keyboard, butthole!
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Yeah. These guys, like,
need to practice more.
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They weren't very well
prepared for this video.
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Thank you very much,
we're Nine Inch Nails.
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Good night!
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FIGURE DRAWING CLASS
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"You draw ass".
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- Now, that would be a cool class.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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There is nothing I like to draw
more than a female nude.
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Whoa! Did you hear that?
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That dumbass actually believed our sign.
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Yeah. No wonder these old people
are still in school. They're stupid!
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- All changed.
- So, you're ready to bare it all
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- for another batch of strangers?
- Oh, you!
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You know, l actually enjoy posing nude
for bright young artists.
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Whoa! Hey Butt-Head, did you
hear that? She's gonna, like, get naked.
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Dude, we have the power supreme.
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This is a class about life and shadow,
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a class about form and texture,
and our object of interpretation
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- is the skin of a nude model.
- Yes! - Cool.
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Well, it's nice to
see such enthusiasm.
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I'd like to get a feel for
your individual talents
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by bringing up our first model
of the semester. Christine?
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You can see her boobs.
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This is the coolest class ever.
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Hey dumbass, you're blocking my view.
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- How do you expect me to learn anything?
- Yeah, butt-munch.
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Listen, boys, this is a drawing class.
Either you begin drawing immediately,
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or you leave this classroom immediately.
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No.
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Don't make us leave, please.
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Please don't make us
stand up right now.
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You know, 'cause, like,
you're a guy, right?
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Yeah. Our pencils are hard.
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What pencils? l don't even
see any drawing materials.
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We're just gonna, like, draw her
when we get home and stuff.
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Well, if you're gonna stay in this class,
you need to begin drawing. Here.
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I expect you to bring your own next time.
Now, you better impress the hell out of me!
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MEAT ME AFTUR KLASS
BUTT-HEAD
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- I think you dropped something.
- Yeah, pick it up.
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No Beavis, make her
thingies bigger. Like this.
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Oh, yeah. That's cool.
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Okay, class. I have an idea. Why
don't we take a break right now?
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In fact, l think there are
tacos and nachos in the hallway.
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You boys not getting up
for the free tacos?
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We're just gonna, like,
sit here a little while longer.
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Yeah. You know, it's like, there's gonna
be a lot of people out there, and it's like,
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you know, we just want
everything to calm down.
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Yeah. I have a stiffy.
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Butt-Head... Butt-Head, change the channel.
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No.
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- This might be cool.
- I know Butt-Head,
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I know, it might be cool, but it's like, it's
gonna give me a seizure, I can tell.
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- It's too fast.
- Cool!
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- This is gonna be cool!
- Come on, Butt-Head.
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Come on Butt-Head!
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That ruled!
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I think this is like, music for,
like, people who surf and stuff.
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You mean, like, the Butthole Surfers?
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Yeah. I guess.
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So, uh, do you mean like,
this guy plays music,
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like, for the Butthole
Surfers to listen to?
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Yeah.
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So like, this guy, like,
makes albums and videos
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and like, the only people who ever, like,
buy them are, like, the Butthole Surfers
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and like, there is only,
like, four guys, and like...
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Shut up, Beavis! I don't know.
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And what's more,
I don't give a rat's ass.
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You shut up, Butt-Head.
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You know, I was just, like, wondering,
you know, like, what's going on here.
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That's all.
Here it comes!
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That's pretty cool, Beavis.
I bet you could get,
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like, chicks,
if you did it all the time.
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Okay, class.
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Boy, those were some good
tacos, huh?
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Now, we're going to
bring out another model.
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Bring her out!
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Michael?
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Tacos? Did he say there was
some tacos out in the hallway?
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Yeah. Wonder if there's any left.
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I'm not feeling too good.
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Yeah.
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I'm not gonna draw
some dude's schlong.
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These guys aren't even
playing their instruments.
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Yeah, yeah. Their fingers
aren't even moving.
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What a bunch of fartknockers!
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You mean fakers, Beavis.
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Yeah, they're fakers, but like,
they're fartknockers, too.
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Hey Butt-Head. Is there
a chick in this band?
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- Well, I think that bass player has boobs.
- Yeah yeah, yeah, that's what I mean.
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Well, there's boobs, but
I can't tell if it's a chick.
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Seems like all these bands now
have, like, chick bass players.
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Wait a minute! That's not a chick.
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That's a puppet.
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These are all puppets!
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Yeah, yeah. Uh, yeah.
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Hey Butt-Head, I have
a puppet. Check this out.
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Hello everybody! We're
gonna have fun today!
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Dammit, Beavis!
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- Pull your pants up!
- Oh yeah. Sorry.
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- Is this, like, about the mail?
- I think so. Where does the mail go?
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I think it, like, goes down
into these pipes underground.
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- Oh, really? Then where does it go?
- I think it, like, goes to the North Pole.
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And then they, like, put a stamp on it,
and then it goes back to your house.
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Really? Thanks, Butt-Head.
You're interesting.
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