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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,234 --> 00:00:03,399 POOL TOYS 2 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:12,677 Well, I can see you boys aren't like the usual hooligans hanging around here, 3 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:16,741 like these two fellas, Buffcoat and Beaver? 4 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:19,312 Boy, they've been nothing but trouble. 5 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:24,251 We work so that we can, like, you know, buy books and stuff. 6 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:29,127 And then we're gonna get these cool snake tattoos over at the-- 7 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:33,497 You know, when a man builds a new swimming pool, 8 00:00:33,498 --> 00:00:36,497 there's some things he just can't do by himself. 9 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:39,429 Beavis does things by himself. 10 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:44,612 Now, as soon as I get you boys started here, I'm gonna 11 00:00:44,613 --> 00:00:47,254 go out and get me some roofing tiles. 12 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:51,782 That old tool shed's gonna be the fanciest pool cabana you ever saw. 13 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:54,955 Of course, then I'm gonna have to put my tools somewhere. 14 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:56,716 Yeah... Me too. 15 00:00:58,191 --> 00:01:00,265 You know, back when I was in the service, 16 00:01:00,266 --> 00:01:03,297 they used to say: "Don't show a man how to do something, 17 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:06,892 tell him what to do and let him surprise you with his ingenuity". 18 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,704 Okay boys, get started. 19 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:15,006 You got a long, hard day ahead of you. 20 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:29,120 - Funk dat! - Whoa! Did you hear that? 21 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,651 He said "Funk dat". Funk dat! 22 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:33,517 - Yeah, that's cool. - Yeah. 23 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,217 Funk dat! 24 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,527 - Question... - Queshtun. 25 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,426 Queshtun! 26 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:44,763 That's pretty good, Beavis! 27 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:47,235 Thanks. 28 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:54,274 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Step on him! Kick him in the nads! Kick him! 29 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:55,876 Yeah! 30 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:59,053 - Funk dat! - Funk dat, funk dat! 31 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,455 - Question... - Queshtun! 32 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:05,982 Why is it that every time I turn on the radio... 33 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:08,988 Why is it that every time I turn on the rrradio... 34 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:13,127 ... I hear the same five songs fifteen times a day for three months? 35 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:18,961 Question. Why is it that Beavis is fiddling with his wiener 36 00:02:18,962 --> 00:02:21,507 fifteen times a day for three months? 37 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:23,708 - Shut up, Butt-Head! - Funk dat! 38 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:27,614 Question. Why is it that every time I ask Butt-Head to change the channel 39 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:29,810 because a video sucks, he never does it? 40 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:31,818 Funk dat! 41 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:38,321 They should get this guy on that "16 Minutes" show 42 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,623 instead of that old Mickey Rooney dude they got. 43 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:43,023 He sucks! 44 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,254 Check this out, Butt-Head. 45 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:47,527 You know what I don't understand? 46 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,303 Why is it that every time I pick my nose 47 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,669 it's full again in a few minutes? 48 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:55,767 Funk dat! 49 00:02:57,344 --> 00:03:01,372 - You sound just like that buttmunch! - Yeah. Yeah. Check this out, too. 50 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:05,042 How come they call it "taking a dump" and not "leaving a dump"? 51 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:08,988 I mean, after all, you're not really taking it anywhere! 52 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,523 Funk dat! 53 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:17,188 Well, Tom, you look like you're celebrating. 54 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:21,391 Bill, I finally got a couple of good workers to help around the yard. 55 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,727 I'll tell you what. 56 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:26,166 These here boys are hard workers. 57 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,232 They're 100% US grade-A. 58 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,610 This is stupid. 59 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:35,843 Why did Anderson put this thing on the tool shed? 60 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:43,313 Cool. 61 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,829 You gotta have the right tool for the job, Beavis. 62 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:03,598 Hey Butt-Head, I found some more of Anderson's tools. Check it out! 63 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:20,988 Hello? Can I get some help here? 64 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:22,493 Hello? 65 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:27,628 I'm looking for some Spanish tile to finish off my new pool cabana. 66 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,593 I told you two hours ago, 67 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:34,574 masonry units, aisle K7-149-B, 68 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:37,305 row 17, shelf "W". 69 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:42,443 Hello? Is anyone out there? 70 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,747 Anderson's tools suck. This will take us all day. 71 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:50,817 Wait a minute, Beavis. 72 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:12,976 Hey Butt-Head, did you ever see that "Killdozer!" movie? 73 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:16,578 Yeah. That was cool. 74 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:26,284 - Heavy machinery is cool. - Yeah. 75 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:28,594 Watch this, dude. 76 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:42,307 Hey Butt-Head! 77 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:56,114 Damn hippie clerk. Where in the hell are them Spanish tiles? 78 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,249 I could have walked to Mexico by now and got 'em. 79 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:03,362 - Okay dude, push! - I am pushing! 80 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:09,864 Whoa. 81 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:11,470 I'm out. 82 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:13,901 Get me out of here! 83 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:25,879 I'm back. 84 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:46,635 This sucks. 85 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,309 Parks suck. 86 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,509 I don't like grass either. Grass sucks. 87 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:11,653 They're studying the bowels. 88 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,191 A-E-O-I... 89 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:17,693 M... 90 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:21,868 and... 9-2-1-0-3-6. 91 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:29,174 Hey Butt-Head, do numbers have vowels? 92 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:33,577 Yeah... dumbass. 93 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,881 0 is a vowel. 94 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:39,585 So is 1. 95 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:43,527 Hey Butt-Head, you're pretty smart sometimes. 96 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:48,929 Sometimes, when I'm at school, I, like, listen ad stuff. 97 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,129 Really? 98 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,836 You still, like, like chicks and stuff tho, right? 99 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:08,344 We almost made it to the edge last night, dude. 100 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:12,486 Swimming is hard. 101 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:14,751 Hey Beavis... 102 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:18,463 remember, when Anderson gets back, we're those other guys. 103 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,959 I hope he has one of those jerk hammers so he can chop us out of here. 104 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,468 Yeah, yeah. Where is he? 105 00:08:30,053 --> 00:08:31,153 Hello? 106 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,745 Masonry units? Anybody? 107 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,805 Where is that damn hippie clerk? 108 00:08:37,629 --> 00:08:38,829 Hello? 109 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,619 - Anthrax kicks ass! - Yeah! 110 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,499 Shut up Beavis! 111 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,679 The army kicks ass. 112 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,574 Is Anthrax in the army? 113 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:14,383 I think that Scott dude is in the army. 114 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:19,755 He has a regulation cut. Like Major Dan. 115 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,995 Yeah: "Today's army rocks". 116 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:33,518 Hey Butt-Head, this is like that thing they play, like, really 117 00:09:33,519 --> 00:09:35,875 late at night when the station's, like, going off the air. 118 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:39,368 Yeah. Only the music is a lot cooler. 119 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,006 This should, like, be the National Anthem. 120 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:46,418 Yeah, the National Anthrax. 121 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,285 Yeah, like, they could play it at baseball games and stuff. 122 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,353 Like, the Judds could come out and go: 123 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:57,591 "I can't look at you! I can't look like you!" 124 00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:02,332 That's pretty good, Beavis. You sound just like the Judds. 125 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,206 Yes, bombs! 126 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:15,213 Hey Butt-Head, wouldn't that be cool if, like, one day we were, like, going to school 127 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:18,344 - and a bunch of planes dropped a bunch of bombs? - You dumbass. 128 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:21,009 Bombs would, like, hurt and stuff. 129 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:24,153 It's only cool when they drop 'em on CNN. 130 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,554 Oh yeah. Well, I was just thinking, you know, like, 131 00:10:27,556 --> 00:10:29,845 we probably wouldn't have to go to school that day. 9813

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