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LET'S CLEAN IT UP
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Hey Beavis...
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Check this out.
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Hey Butt-Head, Ozzy is
coming out of your mouth!
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That's pretty cool.
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Turn it up, Butt-Head.
Come on, turn it up!
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Louder, louder!
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Butt-Head, what in the
hell are you doing?
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Why is it that
every single day
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you have to test your
limits with me?
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I might as well just start kicking
your ass at the beginning of class!
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Oh my...
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You boys smell like a turd!
What's wrong with you?
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I want you boys to go straight
down to the nurse's office
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for a lesson in personal hygiene.
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And don't come back until
you can present yourself
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as members of the human race!
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Let's clean it up, people!
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Hey, it's that guy from "Dragnet".
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"I carry a badge.
My name is Friday".
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My name is "Boner".
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My name is "Boner's dad".
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Whoa, who's that old guy?
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I think that's like, some dude
from The Eagles or something.
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Or like,
one of those Rolling Stones guys?
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Oh yeah.
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- I think that's Keith Richards.
- Oh yeah.
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He's cool.
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Did you hear that? They're like,
screwing up. They're not together.
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Boner's dad needs to
have a talk with him.
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He needs to say "Dammit Boner,
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learn to sing before I kick your ass".
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He needs to say "Get in your room
and practice, dammit!"
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You'd make a good father, Beavis.
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Yeah, yeah... thanks.
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Is this like, classic rock?
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I don't know.
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- He said "skin".
- "Skin".
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Hello?
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I feel the animal within.
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Me too. It's like... a snake.
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Good afternoon, boys.
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I'm Dreama.
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Mr. Buzzcut sent us down here to
say "Hi" to someone named "Gene".
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Please, come in.
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I can sense your powerful aura!
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Yeah.
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We stink.
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Lie down.
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Relax.
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I know just what you need.
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Why don't you stallions
take your shirts off?
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While I get some of my special
massaging Kama-Sutra oil.
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Hey Beavis...
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we're like, "knock-knock-knockin'
on heaven's door".
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Someone's knock-knock-knockin'
on my bung door...
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She almost touched my butt.
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I find this to be
very conducive
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to the spiritual means of
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becoming one with your
atmospherics circumambience.
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Me too.
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You guys are so far-out!
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How'd you know?
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This is pretty cool.
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It is important to harmoniously
coexist with time
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by means of such subtle
and graceful motion.
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Do you boys dance?
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Relax...
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and use more temper
and free flowing movements.
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That Dreama chick is the
coolest chick I've ever saw.
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Yeah, she's so cool.
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I wish it was still yesterday.
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Today sucks.
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If it was yesterday,
it's like...
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Dreama could be
my woman again.
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- She's my woman, buttwipe!
- No way Butt-Head, she's mine!
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Dude, hit me in the face.
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Really? Cool!
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Cool.
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Do it again.
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Cut it out! I didn't say
you could hit me!
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So what?
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That's cool.
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Thingies! Thingies!
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Rap videos are cool because, like,
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they don't mess around with a bunch
of crap that you don't want to see.
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They show, like, bouncing boobs.
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Boobs, boobs, BOOBS!
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Hey Butt-Head.
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Isn't "I-ight" what
that dude Gilligan says
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when that fat dude tells
him to do something?
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He's like, "I-ight, Skipper!
Here are those coconuts!"
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Or like, "I-ight! I brought some of
the explosives out of the lagoon!"
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That Skipper dude is a bunghole.
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"Uhhhhh, Gilligan!"
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He should go, like:
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"I quit, fat dude. You can get your
own damn coconuts. I-ight! I-ight!"
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Is he spitting?
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"To the Uptown crew, nuff respect,
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to my man Shock Dog..."
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What about me?
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Yeah, what about me?
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To my man Beavis, nuff respect!
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To my man Butt-Head, nuff respect!
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This is gonna be cool.
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We should kick our asses everyday.
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What do we got here?
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Who are you?
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Let go, asswipe!
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I'm the nurse around these parts,
and I'm gon fix you boys up good.
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She said "parts".
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Now be still, both of ya.
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Hey, where's Dreama?
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We want Dreama.
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You mean that astronomy T.A. who got
whacked in the head in class yesterday?
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Ah, she's back in her
own room I guess.
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Now drop your pants and get
your butts up in the air, boys.
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I don't want to hurt you
anymore than you're already are.
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Hygiene sucks.
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- Cool!
- This rules, Butt-Head, check this out!
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What?
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I can't understand
what he's saying.
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What's your problem, dumbass?
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He's saying, like, um…
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Done brine like a pelty?
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That's cool.
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See, like, like, right
here, he says, uh…
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Exit is my raging member,
ban on a TV.
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These words rule!
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Rock!
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Hey Butt-Head, if they X-rayed your wiener,
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would they see a bone?
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If you had a boner, they would.
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That would be cool.
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Water is cool.
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We should, like, go to somebody's pool,
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and like, go inside it,
and like, go underwater,
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and-and just-just rock out!
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Like a stinky photographing
on a wire relay in a state of!
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