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PUMPING IRON
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...and three and four.
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And one and two and three and four.
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And one and two and three and four.
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Hey, look.
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"Free...
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member..."
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"Free...
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member..."
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Hey, Beavis...
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Shut up Butt-Head,
I'm trying to concentrate.
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They're, like, giving
away free members.
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I want a new member.
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This is gonna be cool.
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Free dismemberment.
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What's going on?
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Yeah, what is this?
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These girls rap too slow.
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They should, like, hang out
with Salt-n-Pepa.
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- My name is Efti.
- Her name is "Hefty".
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Tell 'em, Hefty.
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See? See? It should be
like that, it should be faster.
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Bad boy, come with
me, come with me.
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It should be faster,
but it shouldn't suck.
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A flying skull! That's cool.
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It's too bad this music sucks.
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Look at this guy!
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This sucks!
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It's a flying skull again.
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That flying skull rules.
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It had to, like, fly away and
go into a video that doesn't suck.
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Or it could, like, start
its own show.
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I would watch it.
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Me too.
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What's he saying?
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I think he's saying
"yellow butter".
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We've been expecting you!
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We've been expecting youuuuu!
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We want to join your club.
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That's 300 dollars
each for the first year.
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Huh, no.
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We want to join for free.
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- Free dismemberment.
- The free trial membership?
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She said it.
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She said "member".
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Now... which muscles do you
want to exercise? Your pecs?
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My pack?
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Maybe your glutes?
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Squat? Thrusts?
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The clean and jerk?
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Or maybe just a
little cardiovascular?
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I'll just let you decide for yourself.
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Right through that door.
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That guy is stupid!
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Hey pencilman, give me a spot.
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- What?
- I said give me a spot, stick boy.
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One...
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Two...
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Three...
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Hey Butt-Head, come here.
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Check it out, Butt-Head.
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Spandex!
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You were checking
out a dude's butt!
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Shut up Butt-Head, you
were checking him out too.
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No, I wasn't.
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I knew he was a guy.
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I was just gonna, like, wait
and say something later.
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Spot!
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Spooot!
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That was cool!
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No pain, no gain.
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Come on, man, feel the
burn! Feel the burn!
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Yeah, feel the burn!
The burn! The burn!
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Beavis, come here,
check this thing out.
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"Warp speed, Mr. Sulu".
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"But captain, the Klingons
are approaching!"
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That was cool!
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Beavis? Hey, Beavis!
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Are you, like... alive?
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No... I don't know.
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Now it's my turn.
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Yeah, let's do that again.
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- Did you see that guy's cheeks?
- Yeah, yeah! That was cool.
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I've seen that, like, in a bunch
of other videos, too.
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I can get my cheeks to do that,
like, if I eat a lot of peas.
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No way, Beavis,
I've never seen you do that!
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No, I'm talking
about my buttcheeks.
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They should put that in every video.
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That would be cool.
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Hey Butt-Head,
what is all that stuff?
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All what stuff?
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I don't know, all this crap in
this video, what is all this stuff?
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It's like... it's like, there's these... people,
and then there's this stuff and, like, candles,
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and... and like, all this
out-of-focus crap.
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Just the usual bunch of crap
they always have on here.
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Oh, is that what that is?
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Yeah.
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I think this song is called "Blue Buddha".
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Is that, like, when you get a blue veiner?
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Sometimes I wake up
with a blue Buddha.
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This chick's giving me
a blue Buddha right now.
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Dammit, Beavis!
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Pull up your pants, cut it out!
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You were supposed to
be spotting me, stick boy!
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There you are.
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I spotted you right over there.
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Don't make me kick your ass!
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I'll kick your ass!
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Exercise sucks!
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I think I broke my pec.
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- Yeah, biaaatch!
- Shut up, Beavis.
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Check it out. That chick on the drums
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that's that chick that's always at
games, like, holding up that sign.
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Oh yeah.
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It's like it says "John" on it,
then it has his phone number.
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We should, like, call him up and say:
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"Hey man, know where any parties are at?"
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And then hang up on him.
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That would be cool.
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That'd teach him a lesson.
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Uh, baby!
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Lenny rules!
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Yeah yeah, Lemmy does rule.
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But like, what does Motรถrhead has to do
with, like, you know, what's going on here?
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No, butthole, I didn't say
Lemmy, I said Lenny.
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I think you said Lemmy, Butt-Head.
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You monkey-spank.
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Check out that chick!
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She like, came out of the trunk!
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She must be like, the spare.
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That would be cool if like,
I always had a spare chick in my trunk.
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You don't have a trunk,
buttmunch. You ride a bike.
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Shut up, Butt-Head.
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I'm gonna get a trunk and I'm
gonna like, put a spare chick in it.
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Right, Beavis.
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