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RABIES SCARE
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Nachos rule!
They rule!
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Whoa, check it out.
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Stupid dog.
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I heard that if you, like, don't act
scared they won't attack you.
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How do you do that?
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Do you hear me?
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"Do you hearrr me?"
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Do you hear me?
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- Do you care?
- Do I care?
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No.
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I don't care. I like, just, don't care.
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About anything.
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Penguins!
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I know it seems funny,
but I just can't stand the pain.
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That doesn't sound funny.
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That chick's pretty hot.
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They must have just did it, and
now she's like fixing herself up.
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After I do it I like to,
you know, comb my hair
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and like, flush the toilet and stuff.
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You monkey-spank.
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I'm easy like sunday morning.
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What's so great about
sunday morning?
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Sunday morning sucks.
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Afternoon is no picnic either.
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You know, what really
sucks is like, evening.
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It's like the whole day sucks.
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Every single day sucks.
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Hey Butt-Head, I was just
thinking about those pinguins.
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Oh yeah? So?
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I don't know, I was just thinking about it.
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Do you want to
touch his bone?
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Yeah, touch it.
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- Cool!
- Can you foam at the mouth?
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Check this out.
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Decent!
Is it contagious?
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No, I disinsected it.
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Sports drinks have nutrients.
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Listen up, morons.
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Some short-sighted
federal appeals judge
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says I can't use this on you,
but remember this.
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In this classroom, I am the
judge, the jury and the jailer.
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Does it hurt when I do this?
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That was cool!
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Do you gentlemen have a problem?
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Do you wish to
enlighten the class
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as to what is festering on
your leg, Beavis?
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Dog bite.
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Well, I thought you looked
rabid, boy. Now listen close.
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Get the hell out
of my classroom
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before you infect anyone else with
your sickness! You stink of death!
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Butt-Head, this man requires
immediate medical attention!
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Hospital, Butt-Head! On the double!
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Can I help you?
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He's got, like
rabies or something.
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I see.
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What's your name?
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Last name is Munch.
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First name is Rodney.
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Rod Munch.
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Rod Munch.
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Now, which one of you
fellas is Rod Munch?
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He is.
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He's Rod.
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So Rod, I understand
you got bit by a dog.
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Well, don't be scared.
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'Cause look, a dog bit my
thumb off once too, Rod.
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- You're stupid!
- Yeah.
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Now Rod, I don't suppose
you brought the animal with you.
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He wasn't, like,
very friendly.
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Yeah. He doesn't
like me.
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Well, we'll have to find him anyway.
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In a suspected case of rabies the
animal has to be destroyed, of course.
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And to check for presence of the disease,
we cut off the head and dissect the brain.
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Whoa! That's cool!
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Actually, yes. It is kind of cool.
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Come on, Butt-Head,
let's go find that dog!
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Not so fast, Rod. Let's talk
about your symptoms first.
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Any dizziness, nausea?
Fever, any convulsions?
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Yeah, yeah! No more
than usual though.
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So far, nothing checks out.
Maybe you were lucky.
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You mean, like,
no decrapitation?
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I got it!
I got rabies!
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Ok, I'll call the police
about the dog.
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- But first, we'd better start treatment.
- Does he have to get a shot?
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- No...
- Cool!
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You have to get
eighteen of them, Rod.
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- In the stomach.
- Cool!
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This sucks!
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Is this a bakery?
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That guy has a disease.
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Yeah. He's got wussyitis.
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Yeah. First it causes your
hair to turn red,
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then your butt falls off.
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Hey Beavis.
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Have you ever had an operation?
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I had my tonsils removed once.
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That means you
were neutered, dude!
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No way! Really?
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Dude, that's what they do when
they remove your testicles!
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Cool!
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I was thinking of having my
mucous membranes removed.
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That way, you like, never get a runny nose.
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The mucous membranes are
the part of your brain
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that makes you, like, remember mucus.
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So like, if you have 'em removed,
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you'll just forget to blow
your nose all the time.
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That would be pretty cool!
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Let's go get the pliers and
remove our mucous membranes.
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The good news about rabies
is that treating it no longer means
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a series of painful injections
into the solar plexus.
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New vaccines require only
five simple shots in the arm.
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Hey Beavis.
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How come that stupid
doctor didn't know that?
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Maybe he doesn't
watch TV.
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Rod Munch huh?
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Whoa, that's cool!
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I can do that...
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C'mon Butt-Head, you
do it all the time.
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C'mon Butt-Head, this isn't cool.
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- "It's a pizza?"
- That's not what he said, Butt-Head.
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He said "pizza-pizza".
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Oh yeah!
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These guys are cool
cause they're like, pissed off.
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It's like they're cool cause
they're like, pissed off.
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Damnit Beavis, how come you always
have to repeat what I say?
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- Why do you do that?
- Yeah... why do you that?
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Beavis...
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if you repeat what I say one more
time I'm gonna kick your ass.
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- I'm gonna kick your ass.
- See? You did it again!
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You did it again, Beavis!
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I like bands that scream.
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Screaming is cool.
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Rock on, Beavis.
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