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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,501 --> 00:00:03,727 TROUBLE URINATING 2 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:26,920 Hey Butt-Head, what you want to do now? 3 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:28,961 I don't know. 4 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,557 - Take a whiz? - Yeah, yeah. 5 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,063 Cool. Drain my lizard. 6 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:43,938 - Take a wazzer. - Tap a kidney. 7 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,447 Urinate. 8 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:57,554 I forgot how to do it. 9 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,884 Don't be a buttwipe, Beavis. 10 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:05,394 You just... just... 11 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:08,897 Now I forgot. 12 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:29,821 Change it, Butt-Head! Change it! Come on! Come on! 13 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:33,789 - Come on Butt-Head, change it, change it! - Come on Beavis, just check it out. 14 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:34,853 Change it! 15 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,656 I think this is one of those, like, coffee commercials. 16 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,528 "THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP!" 17 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:46,439 "Remember that café in Paris?" 18 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:49,637 Yeah. 19 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,936 "JEAN PIERE!" 20 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:57,544 - This sucks! - Yeah, really. 21 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:03,788 - Whoa! Snakes are cool. - Yeah. 22 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:09,022 - I've got a good feeling about this video. - Yeah, yeah, me too. 23 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,598 This guy rules! 24 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,803 This guys rocks! He rocks! 25 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,622 "I got a wiggle stick, mama!" 26 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,320 I got a wiggle stick. 27 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:42,821 Well, don't wiggle it here. 28 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:53,168 This guy has, like, a really cool jacket. 29 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,641 And like, there's snakes, and it rocks, 30 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:59,271 and it's like, it's like, just cool. 31 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,170 This is cool. 32 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,084 Get him! Get him in the butt! 33 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,987 Get him! Get him! Get him in the butt! 34 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:17,888 Settle down, Beavis. 35 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:25,338 - Did I mention that this is cool? - I don't think so. 36 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:34,014 Okay. The test covers the first three chapters, 37 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:38,611 plus you'll be responsable for the sections on ratios and decimals. 38 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:39,914 Any questions? 39 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:41,817 Yeah... 40 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,720 Can you tell us how to urinate? 41 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,263 You forgot? 42 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:56,161 How do you forget something like that? 43 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:57,667 You just... 44 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,202 First, you... 45 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:04,073 Hey Butt-Head, he forgot too. 46 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:08,481 It doesn't hurt 'til the second day, dude. 47 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,809 Get me Buzzcut! 48 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:15,077 Okay, boys! I'm gonna make this easy! 49 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:18,419 On the count of one, unzip your pants. 50 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:21,518 And one! Unzip your pants! 51 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:25,631 On the count of two, take out your penises. 52 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,030 Two is my favorite. 53 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:29,797 And two! 54 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:33,304 On the count of three, start leaking! 55 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,634 Three! Let's go! Leak! Leak! Leak! Leak! Leak! 56 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:48,816 Okay, you wussies, you gonna stand right there until you get it right! 57 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:51,214 And don't come out until you're done! 58 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:58,025 Hey Beavis, we're like, in school holding our wieners. 59 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,026 Yeah. 60 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:03,200 Yeah. 61 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:14,171 Okay, it's been two weeks since you urinated. 62 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,414 And you just forgot how? 63 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:23,222 I don't think there's a blockage. 64 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:29,192 Hey Beavis, she's thinking about our wieners! 65 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,389 Yeah! 66 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,931 I want to try something. 67 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:41,602 Now, just relax and clear your mind of any thoughts. 68 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,134 What do that mean? 69 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:47,706 Close your eyes and imagine you're floating on a river. 70 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:51,110 Let the water take you wherever it wants to. 71 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:53,916 Just relax and go with the flow. 72 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:58,621 Hey Butt-Head, I can feel it! 73 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,151 Me too! 74 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,658 And the water is warm! 75 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:12,768 Okay, not here. Stop, stop, stop it! Sto, stop urinating! 76 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:16,203 - Stop urinating! - I forgot how to stop. 77 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:21,240 Just relax, go with the flow. 78 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,874 Sto-stop it! Stop it! 79 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,289 Is this "Predator"? 80 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:35,120 I think this is "Mortal Kombat". 81 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,625 They're gonna pull that guy's spine out! 82 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:48,536 Maybe these are, like, those Desert Storm goggles. 83 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:50,708 Yeah. That was cool. 84 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,235 "The mother of all wars has begun!" 85 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:59,051 Incoming scud! 86 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,585 You're pretty cool sometimes, Beavis. 87 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:04,685 Yeah. Thanks. 88 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:12,124 Hey Butt-Head, remember when we saw that thing on TV 89 00:07:12,124 --> 00:07:15,420 about that dude in this band who, like, married that chick? 90 00:07:15,420 --> 00:07:16,718 Oh yeah! 91 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:21,602 He married his son's daughter, and then it's, like, his son married his mom. 92 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:22,673 Oh yeah, yeah. 93 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:23,676 And so likem 94 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:27,508 so like, the... like like like, his son was like, 95 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:28,704 uh, a dork. 96 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:34,110 So like, his own son was, like, his stepdad. 97 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:38,186 And then like, his mom was actually, 98 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,627 - um, uh, a slut. - Yeah! 99 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,722 She's a slut! 100 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:50,399 And then, like, it turned out that that dude was only sixteen. 101 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:06,675 One... 102 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,246 Two... 103 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,190 Three. 104 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,462 Urinating is cool. 105 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,067 Hey Butt-Head, do dogs urinate? 106 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:27,367 Beavis, you dillweed! Of course they urinate. 107 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:29,603 Why do you think they lift their legs? 108 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,396 Rock! 109 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,771 - The beginning part rules! - Yeah. 110 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:05,641 They should just, like, play the first part for the whole song. Just: 111 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:10,049 Yeah, yeah! It rules, it rules! 112 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,752 Where the hell is this? 113 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:30,502 Why are they playing way the hell out in the middle of no where? 114 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,873 I think that this is like... 115 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:38,675 - "Bosnia Herzebobinia". - Really? 116 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,208 They need, like, a big mall. 117 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,210 Then it would be cool! 118 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:54,727 - What are those guys on the horses? - They're like the desert cops. 119 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:57,488 And they're kicking Slayer out of the desert. 120 00:09:57,488 --> 00:09:59,748 Yeah, they were playing too loud. 121 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:04,032 - Not loud enough, dude. - Yeah, yeah, loud, loud, loud, LOUD! 122 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,936 LOOOOUD!!!! 123 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,709 Hey Beavis check it out, it's those things. 124 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:20,417 - Those big triangulids. - What? 125 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,885 - I dunno. - Remember like, in that movie, 126 00:10:23,885 --> 00:10:25,975 that Moses dude built them? 127 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,653 Oh yeah. He built them like, like, a long time ago, 128 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,521 - like, like, like ancient. - Yeah. 129 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:36,234 - It was like, in the 50's. - Yeah, yeah. 130 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,603 And then he like, went and wrote the Ten Condiments. 131 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,336 Oh yeah. "Thou shalt not suck". 9326

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