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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:03,899 COW TIPPING 2 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:10,899 Carrie Robertson is a milk drinker, she gets a lot of attention. 3 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:14,207 From me, she gets total attention. 4 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:16,205 She's hot. 5 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:18,710 I think I'm "at attention". 6 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:25,221 Carrie Robertson got a restraining order against me. 7 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:28,627 But I'm drinking milk, so I know someday she will come back. 8 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:31,927 - I hate milk. - Milk sucks. 9 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:42,072 Milk. It's not bad. 10 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:45,075 Brought to you by the local Dairy Association. 11 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:52,347 Hey Beavis, I heard that if you like, tip a cow over when it's sleeping, 12 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,179 cool stuff happens. 13 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:57,657 Like what? 14 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:01,290 It falls over. 15 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:03,126 Cool. 16 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:04,889 We're there dude. 17 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,002 Is that Michael Jackson? 18 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,605 I think it's that bee from the Blind Melon video. 19 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:24,042 Oh yeah! 20 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:41,730 Dammit! I'm sick and tired of seeing crap like this. 21 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:45,296 Yeah. That'd be cool if like, Robin Hood came 22 00:01:45,296 --> 00:01:47,428 and like, shot these guys with an arrow. 23 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,973 Rock on, Beavis. 24 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:12,694 We can dance, we can dance. Everything is under control. 25 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:16,601 This butthole keeps saying he can dance, but it's like, he can't dance. 26 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:22,305 Yeah, they need to go, like, to a Pantera concert to learn how to dance. 27 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:25,935 Yeah. That would be cool. 28 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,946 They'd get their butts slammed around. 29 00:02:31,218 --> 00:02:33,513 Yeah, they'd get their butts kicked. 30 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:37,754 And if I was there, I'd start kicking that one guy in the nads. 31 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:53,332 - Hey, a fight! - Yeah, yeah! Fight, fight, fight! 32 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:58,743 "I thought I saw a pussycat, I did!". 33 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:01,411 "I thought I saw a pussycat, yeah". 34 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,086 Whoa! 35 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:09,922 This guy raps fast! 36 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:14,391 Is not that fast. I can rap faster than that. 37 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:16,727 Check this out. 38 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:28,105 - That was pretty cool, Beavis. - Yeah. Thanks. 39 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:31,307 I've been practicing. Here's another one. 40 00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:36,139 Cool! 41 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:58,639 Batman! Batmaaaaan! 42 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:08,007 - Whoa! That dude just hit Shaq-Attack. - Yeah. He's gonna get his ass kicked! 43 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:28,901 "Hores... whores! 44 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:37,033 Pros... prostitutes?" 45 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:44,041 Hey, Beavis! They have whores and prostitutes here! 46 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,416 After we get done tipping the cows over, 47 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,853 we should go, like, look at 'em. 48 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:54,121 You don't just look at them, asswipe! You, like... 49 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,425 look at them naked. 50 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:17,814 Hey Beavis... there's one. 51 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,883 Tip! Tip! 52 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:24,819 - Tip! Tip! Fall over! - Settle down, Beavis. 53 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,586 You're having a cow! 54 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:38,903 - Hey Beavis... pull its tail. - No way! 55 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:42,705 - Maybe milk will come out of its butt. - Yeah. 56 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,308 - Chocolate milk. - Yeah! 57 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:03,360 That sucked! 58 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,869 Getting kicked in the nads by a cow sucks! 59 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:18,911 I don't think it was a cow, dude. I think it was like, a deer. 60 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:20,770 How'd you know? 61 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:23,378 It didn't have those fingers. 62 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:25,274 What fingers? 63 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:29,388 You know, those fingers by the cow's butt that you squeeze 64 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,518 - to get like, huh, milk and stuff. - Oh yeah! Yeah! 65 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:35,427 Hey Butt-Head, squeeze my finger. 66 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:39,989 Which one, Beavis? The finger by your butt? 67 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:44,327 Yeah! Pull that one. 68 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:50,609 Old McDonald had a farm, E... 69 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:54,611 I... Z... 70 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:58,016 - Is there, like, a Q in there? - Yeah, yeah. 71 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:01,144 E-I-Q... V... 72 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:02,788 M... 73 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:18,100 This one's ok. 74 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,900 Ok Beavis, you get down behind him 75 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,167 and i'll push him over you. 76 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:29,304 - This is gonna be cool. - Yeah, yeah. 77 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:36,080 - Ready, dude? - Yeah. Go for it! 78 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:53,038 Get it off me, Butt-Head! C'mon, help! 79 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:55,831 You're touching its butt! 80 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:06,844 Every time I try to sleep I have nightmares. 81 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:10,013 Hey Butt-Head, I had this nightmare last night, 82 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:12,081 that like, everything sucked. 83 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:14,190 It was really scary. 84 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:18,159 But Beavis, everything DOES suck. 85 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,571 Take it easy, Beavis... 86 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,272 It really sucks when you do that. 87 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,582 Cut it out, Beavis! 88 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:44,422 You know what, I bet these guys like, went to college and stuff. 89 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,187 I bet they like, paid attention too. 90 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:49,926 Yeah. 91 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:53,626 And you know one thing about college, Beavis? 92 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,629 It sucks. 93 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:03,040 That was cool. 94 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,144 No, it wasn't. 95 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,246 Hey Beavis, do you know what else sucks? 96 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,581 Shut up, Beavis! 97 00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:15,154 I haven't even told you yet. 98 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:19,858 - Oh yeah, yeah. - Everytime you do that, it sucks! 99 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,307 Come on, Butt-Head, get it off me! 100 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,471 Get off him, asswipe! 101 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,817 What are you boys doing to my cow? 102 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,896 - Your cow is like, broken, sir. - Come on, get it off! 103 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,696 I gotta pee! Come on, get it off me! 104 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:05,228 Well, the poor dumb creature was born and bred for slaughter. 105 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,930 So I's reckon there ain't no harm done 106 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:10,810 in accelerating it's departure from God's earth. 107 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,505 Let me fetch my chainsaw. 108 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:17,817 - This is gonna be cool! - Oh yeah! 109 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:29,220 Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. 110 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:35,768 Better stand back, boy! This is liable to get messy! 111 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:44,743 Not me! The cow! 8062

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