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WALL OF YOUTH
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Ok, people.
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We have a guest from the
Christian Businessmen's Association
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to tell us about a really
neat event down at the mall.
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So, then the power goes out, right?
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And like all the dinosaurs
bust out of the fence.
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Cool! Is this a true story?
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Of course it is, dillweed,
they got the idea for book.
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Please give Mr. Cobb
your full attention.
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Hey, young students. I'm Clark Cobb,
from Cobb Family Hardware.
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Here's the deal. Saturday morning
us christian businessmen
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are gonna set up a wall right in front
of the Toe Town shoe store.
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The idea is for the local youth
to put out words and poetry on it.
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- It's going to be a real pride booster.
- Then, this one dinosaur...
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he spits his poison crap
on the fat guy's face
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- and then he attacks the dude in his own car.
- The dinousar had a car?
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How else you think he got
there, dumbass? On a bike?
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Shut up, butt hole!
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Ok people, this sounds like
a really wonderful opportunity
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to be creative.
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Who wants to contribute
to the "Wall of Youth"?
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I believe Beavis and Butt-Head
could use a creative outlet.
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Beavis and Butter, you'll be sure to
be down at the Toe Town by 8:30 in the A.M.
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Cool!
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I feel a dope groove coming on.
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Rock on, Beavis.
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Hey Butt-Head, which one is the "Voe"?
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It's that guy.
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- These guys are cool.
- Yeah.
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They kick butt!
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Bivins is the cool one tho.
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He's the dude who was on a toilet
taking a dump in that Boyz II Men video.
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Oh ye, yeah.
That's cool.
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He's like reading the
newspaper and stuff.
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They should be like on
toilets on this video too.
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Yeah yeah, yeah.
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That would be cool.
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I like the other video
these guys did, "Do Me".
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Yeah, yeah.
"Do me, baby".
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I like that one 'cause
it's about, you know...
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You know.
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See, right there they could put a toilet.
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Instead of them dancing,
they could all be on toilets.
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Yeah yeah. See, like, right now
she's looking for a parking space
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and then she'd like go to the toilet.
And they could show it.
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Yeah. Now you're catching on, Beavis.
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This sucks!
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Yeah, change the channel.
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Hey, baby...
what are you doing?
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I'm writing a poem.
It's about a girl whose lover,
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an housing english teacher dies in a
boating accident. And she is so sad.
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She... she drowns herself in a hidden pond
at their secret meeting place.
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It's called "The Weeping Pool".
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Cool!
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Was that guy, like, "decrapitated"?
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Whoa! Look!
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What's that?
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It is an homage to the
greatest artist of all times.
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- How come there's no chicks?
- It's Picasso, you idiot!
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Pick your own asshole, asshole!
Pick-ass-o!
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- Pickasso.
- Idiot!
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This sucks! Let's watch TV.
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Here on the Vietnam Veterans Memorial
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are inscribed the thousands of names
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of servicemen who gave their
lifes on that bitter conflict.
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Each day, visitors remember
the dead leaving flowers,
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notes, pictures, and for some
former comrades, beer and cigarettes.
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- Cool!
- Yeah.
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Hey Beavis...
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I'm starting to feel like... artistic.
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Stay tuned to see Beavis and
Butt-Head totally nude. Maybe.
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So why do we have a Wall of Youth?
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Good question, Socko.
You see, it's simple.
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When youth gets to express
themselves in an artistic type manner
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then they won't express themselves
on the street with all that backtalk.
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So it's an excuse
to let it all hang out?
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Well, don't worry Socko.
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If it ain't in line with
good christian beliefs
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it won't stay up on
the wall of youth.
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And now to unveil the shooting
match here's our celebrity judge,
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the movie critic for the
"Valley Weekly", Gayoff Diapino.
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Thanks, Clark.
There is so much pain in the world
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it's a pleasure to see life free of
disappointment and corruption.
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I wish...
I wish...
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Nothing. It's too late. Here it goes!
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What in the heck...?
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It's brilliant! Who did this?
Come on up here!
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I bet we'll win some hardware.
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Yeah. Chainsaws!
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Tell us, what's behind this
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powerful, spontaneous gesture?
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It's a tribute to the people
who died in the "Vietmom War".
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- Dammit!
- I say we kill the bastards!
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It's a desecration!
My brother went to 'nam!
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- My uncle is a vet. Get him!
- Get him!
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- Get him!
- Get him!
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Is this a joke?
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I think this is supposed to be funny.
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- Hey check it out, it's Jeremy.
- Yeah.
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He's still running.
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How come Jeremy is always,
like, hanging out in the woods?
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I don't know.
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I think I saw this dude
in Burger World once.
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"I'd like two tacos, pleeeeeeeeeease!"
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"And a small order of frieeeeeeeeeees!"
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"To goooooo!"
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That was pretty good, Beavis.
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You suck almost as much as this dude.
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- Look at this guy.
- Yeah.
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Did I mention that this sucks?
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Yeah, but it's like, you know,
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it can't hurt to say it again.
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Tell us again about the
end of the world, Socko.
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Well Beavis, it's gonna suck!
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And then, like, the world blows up.
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Yeah. It collides
with a big asteroid.
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It is going to be cool.
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Hey, my butt itches.
Scratch my butt, Socko!
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Go to work.
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It's an ass-teroid!
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Is this Nelson?
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I think this is Poison.
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Really?
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- Poison sucks.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Wait a minute, these are chicks.
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This isn't Poison.
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I thought Poison was chicks.
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No Beavis, Nelson is chicks.
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Well, they all suck.
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Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
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These chicks would not talk to us.
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But it's like, I bet if we were
driving the bus and it's like,
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they really had to pull over and go to
the bathroom then they'd talk to us.
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They'd say "Pull over, buttmunch!".
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I gotta take a dump.
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