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- We're here because
we're your friends.
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- Yes, and we don't want
anything bad to happen to you.
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What are you
guys talking about?
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I'm fine.
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- We think you might be
in denial of the problem.
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What problem?
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Halloween is the--
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Best day ever.
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- We know.
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- Tony, come on.
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Will you just come to
Craig's party this year?
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- My parents are gonna be
out of town and everything.
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You can you even
wear your costume.
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Or maybe a cooler one.
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- What we're trying to say is
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there comes a Halloween
when you feel a little older
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than all of the other kids.
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What?
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Halloween just gets
better as you get older.
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You'd realize the same thing
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if you weren't trying
to act cooler than me.
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- We are cooler than you.
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Trick-or-treating, is
not a contest, Tony.
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You're stealing candy
from little kids.
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Do you really think
you're cooler than me, Craig?
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- You're wearing a Halloween
costume on September 14th.
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And you asked us
over here to rate it
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on a scale of one to 10.
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- Six.
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- Thank you, Elle.
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- You know what?
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If you two want to live out
your little Halloween fantasy,
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that's fine, but the rest
of us are gonna grow up.
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- You're not really gonna
wear that to school, are you?
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- What do you expect me to
win the costume contest with?
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Jeans and a T-shirt?
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You know, I was actually
thinkin' if you're not busy,
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we could watch the movie
that I based the costume on.
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It's like totally old.
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- I've gotta work on
college apps today. Tony.
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- Oh, okay.
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- I'll see you Monday?
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- Yeah, I'll see you Monday.
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You sure
this is a good idea?
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- This was your idea, Michael.
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- I know, but my parents--
- Aren't home.
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I'm in charge.
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and I say we let the couch
cushion fortress be built-eth.
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Dude, puzzles
are so underrated.
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- That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
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Puzzles are the tits.
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- God, there's 700 identical
fence pieces in here.
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Why do they always do that?
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- There's 350 pieces, dude.
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- Bullshit!
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This is the 351 piece puzzle,
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and this is the reject that
doesn't belong anywhere.
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Did you say the tits?
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- Yeah.
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- Dude, you can't say that.
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- Why not?
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You say it.
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- No I don't.
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- Yeah, you do.
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You say it like all the time.
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- Well, think of it like this:
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Shredding guitar solos,
those are the tits.
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You know, roller coasters
on fire, that's the tits.
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This is a puzzle of kitten
playing with jack-o-lanterns.
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The box says ages five and up.
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Puzzles aren't the tits.
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- 30 minutes ago you said
hot wings were the tits.
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- That's because if
anything is the tits, Mikey,
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it's goddam hot wings.
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- Tony.
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So, we appreciate you
looking after Mikey.
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- I appreciate
your appreciation.
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- Okay.
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Part of that looking
after Mikey entails
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that he not wreck the house.
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- I'm sorry.
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Oh, the fort?
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We were just having fun.
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Me and Mikey were, he came
up with this awesome story
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about castles and pirates--
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- So, you encouraged him?
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- Oh, well we were gonna clean
it up before you got home.
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- Oh, so I can exchange my
$15 for a clean living room?
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Um, sure.
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- One other thing.
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Could you drop the
swearing around my son?
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I don't want him
speaking like you.
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Mom.
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Mom, Mom.
- What's wrong?
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Did you move my
costume stuff off my desk?
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- Yeah, I threw it away.
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- Oh god.
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But I spent three
months making that.
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I was gonna win the
costume contest at school.
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- The what?
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Oh, Tony.
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Is that really important?
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You should be focused
on your college apps.
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- I said I would do them, Mom.
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- Oh, really?
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Because I got a call today
from your college prep teacher.
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- That class is a joke.
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Nobody cares about it.
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- I do.
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And I don't understand why
someone as smart as you
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would waste so much time and
energy on a stupid holiday.
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- Halloween isn't stupid.
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- Listen, you get
one shot at life.
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Don't mess this up for yourself.
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- I won't.
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My stuff, it's all gone.
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- Look, you can make up the
money by babysitting Mikey.
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There's a month till Halloween.
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And if you prove
yourself responsible,
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I'll still let you
go trick-or-treating
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if that's what you
really wanna do.
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Look, that's the deal, kiddo.
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Take it or leave it.
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- Fine.
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- I'm sorry.
- Are you?
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- Dude, don't make me say
it again, you know I am.
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Come on.
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You're making your
costume at school now?
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- Yeah, well I have to.
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My mom threw away all
my material last night.
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I'm sorry.
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- Stop apologizing.
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- I have an idea.
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I was thinking you should
ask Liz to the dance.
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- Liz who?
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Liz Stevenson?
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- Yeah.
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- With the robot costume.
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- What?
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- Yeah, no, she had this
whole awesome robot costume
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with this sweet light
power rig on it.
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Do you remember that,
with the lights?
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Like eight or something.
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- Right.
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Anyway, I think
might she say yes.
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- Ya think?
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- Yeah.
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Think about it.
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Catch you later.
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Some questions on
your college preparatory exam
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require you to enter your
answer in a special grid
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like the one shown.
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You do not have the write
your answer in the boxes
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at the top of the grid,
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but doing this may
help you avoid errors
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when filling in the grid.
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The circles must be
filled in correctly
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for you to receive credit.
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Tony?
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Would you care to join us, Tony?
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- What?
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- Are you bored, Mr. Phillips?
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- No.
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- Because I would not want
to keep you from your...
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Halloween costume.
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If anybody in this class
would actually like
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to go to college,.
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- He's just insecure, like...
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He throws the same hissy
fit every single year
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You cannot let it--
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- Don't let it bother me?
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Yes.
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- How would you feel if
your best friend started
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acting like he was too
cool to hang out with you?
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- High school does weird
things to people, like
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Ever since senior year,
Craig's gotten it in his head
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that he's like some cool
guy McStudly and like
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"Hey women, look at
me." You know like?
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But no matter how many excuses
he makes for his new friends
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You guys still play video
games every Friday, right?
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- He canceled last week.
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- Really?
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Well what about this week?
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- We're still on. For now.
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- I don't like Craig's attitude.
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But
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If you're that worried about it
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Why don't you just come
to the Halloween party
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this year and we can throw
candy corn at people and
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laugh at how bad they look.
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- I can't not trick or treat.
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- Why not?
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- Because it's what I always do.
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Plus, I'm taking
Mikey this year.
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- Okay, Tony there's nothing
wrong with taking Mikey
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but don't you think you're
getting maybe a little too old
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to do the same thing as him?
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- I was never too old before.
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- You were younger then.
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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- Look, I'm not meaning
to make you feel bad.
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Actually, I always thought
you had the coolest costumes.
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- Thank you! I know, right?
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- Yes!
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- Well, laugh all you want,
but Halloween's not all about
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the cool costumes and sweet
candy. It's , it's about more
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than that. I make cool costumes
because I want other kids to
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be influenced by my awesome
costumes and use their
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imagination to make their
own sweet costumes. You know
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it's like a lineage
thing. It's my legacy.
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- Oh really?
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- Yeah. It's hard to explain.
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- Look, I mean, freshman
are the only ones that
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enter the costume contest
at the Halloween dance
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not children, so...
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- Yeah but freshman, the
only reason they enter
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the costume contest is
because they have nothing
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to lose on the popularity meter.
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And neither does this guy.
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- I know, Tony. I just
think it gives people
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the wrong idea about you.
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- But the costume contest
would actually be cool
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if upper classmen didn't
act like they're above it.
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They act like they're top
of the food chain right now
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But just wait until college,
they'll be freshman again
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and this'll all start over.
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- College.
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- You know with all
the recommendations and
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essays you're always
doing, I'd figure you'd
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be more excited about it.
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- Yeah. I am, it's just, I
don't know, my parents are
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treating it like it's
life or death if I don't
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get into the best school
for me. But like what does
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that even mean?
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God forbid I get a C on a
trig test and my life is over.
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- Do, do you need help on
trig? I can help you out.
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I'm pretty good.
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- Yes, please!
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- Okay, I'll do it.
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- I would like that. Cool.
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- You know, you are lucky.
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- How so?
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- You just, you don't really
worry about anything, do you?
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- Sure I do. I worry
about tons of stuff.
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- I know, but you know what
you like. I just, I feel
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I feel stupidly wrapped up
in not knowing what future
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I'm gonna pick and who I'm
gonna be and I don't know I'm
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- You're not stupid.
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You're far from it.
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- Thank you.
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- Oh my God. Oh my
God, that's the one.
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- How do you know?
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- Look at it, oh
my God, look at it.
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Optimal face placement.
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You see you always put pumpkins
on a flat porch, right?
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You always gotta have a
pumpkin that will be facing
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like a forty-five degree angle.
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Flat pumpkins just
stare at people's shins.
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00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:28,387
- So, the perfect
jack-o-lantern looks up.
260
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,255
- Just high enough
to look at whoever's
261
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,557
looking back at it.
262
00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:33,659
- And then she was
all like, Oh Tony
263
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,562
you're so knowledgeable about
pumpkins, let's make out.
264
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:37,896
- It's like you
were right there.
265
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:38,764
- Shut up!
266
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,132
- I'm serious.
267
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,800
- So you're taking her
to this dance you've been
268
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:43,235
talking about forever?
269
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:44,570
- It's not the dance I've
been talking about, Mikey
270
00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:47,006
It's the costume contest.
Oh my God, the prize
271
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,708
is this giant confetti
canon thing, tell me
272
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:52,044
that's not the coolest
thing you've ever heard.
273
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,212
- It's not.
274
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:54,613
- Yes it is. You're
ten, what do you know?
275
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,715
- I know you're too much
of a wimp to ask the girl
276
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:57,716
you like to the dance.
277
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,151
- You don't have to
go with anyone, Mikey.
278
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,886
I wasn't planning to before.
279
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,321
- Yeah but now?
280
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:05,324
- Now I'm defeating
your high score - ah!
281
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,393
Porkchop sandwiches.
282
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:08,426
- What?
283
00:17:08,493 --> 00:17:10,662
- Oh, I have to stop
cursing around you.
284
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:14,299
- Why? I know what the real
world sounds like, dude.
285
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,800
- Yeah I know, but I'm
this close to getting fired
286
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:16,568
by your parents--
287
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,470
- What're you doing here, Mikey?
288
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,506
- I didn't know
you played games.
289
00:17:20,571 --> 00:17:22,941
- Yeah I thought you only
played with stupid knights
290
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,410
and dragons.
291
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:28,079
- Listen, Brian. I have
as much a right to be here
292
00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:28,947
as you, okay?
293
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,082
- Really?
294
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:31,884
- Hey!
295
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,085
- What, you're gonna make
your little babysitter
296
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:34,553
fight your fights for you?
297
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,788
- I'm not trying to
pick a fight, Brian
298
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,222
just leave me alone.
299
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,659
- See you at school.
Come on guys.
300
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:05,751
- Got this for you.
301
00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:11,323
I'm sorry I didn't
say anything to those
302
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,891
guys back there.
303
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,727
I didn't know that they're
the ones that bully you.
304
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:18,430
- I thought it was
pretty obvious.
305
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,833
- What can I do? Do
you need some tokens?
306
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,801
I got thirty. I know you
spent all yours playing
307
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,337
that stupid game where
the pinata hits you back.
308
00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:30,776
- Thanks.
309
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,747
- It's just... it's been
getting worse, you know?
310
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:39,685
If you could pick me up
after school whenever you can
311
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:44,223
come over, they
wouldn't try anything.
312
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,758
They always wait
for me to walk home.
313
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:49,061
So no one can stop them.
314
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,163
- Yeah, you got it. That's fine.
315
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,867
- Pinky promise?
316
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:57,803
- You have my highest,
most sacred promise.
317
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:06,445
Mikey? Can you do me a favor?
318
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:09,314
Can you not tell your
parents about that?
319
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,550
I really can't afford
to lose this job and
320
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,418
I don't think they'd
let us hang out anymore
321
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,454
if they found out.
322
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,423
- Yeah.
323
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,993
Yeah, sure, I mean I'm used
to making up excuses for
324
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,262
these things anyways so...
325
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,297
- Thanks dude, you're the best.
326
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,566
- Let's go play Angry Pinata.
327
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,735
- I told you not
to waste my tokens!
328
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,556
- Mom?
329
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:52,658
Do you know where
the sewing kit is?
330
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,366
Who are you?
331
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:10,609
- I'm you. From the future!
332
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,818
- What's so funny?
333
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,520
- Mom, before you
freak out, I have
334
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:24,256
to tell you, the fabric
of space time is fragile--
335
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:27,125
- Tony, future you only
works on people who
336
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:28,360
don't know your cousin.
337
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:29,261
You used to think
it was hilarious.
338
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:30,562
You're eight.
339
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:34,633
- I thought it was funny.
340
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,401
- We'll try it on Mikey later.
341
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:37,869
- Isn't that the
kid you babysit?
342
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:40,272
- Uh-huh, yeah, you gotta
meet him, he's so awesome.
343
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:42,107
You'd love him.
344
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:45,244
So what made you
change your mind?
345
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,112
Coming home, I mean.
346
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,647
- Your mom asked me to.
347
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:52,751
- Yeah, but what made
you come back this time?
348
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:57,289
- I couldn't really
afford things right now.
349
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,992
- Oh, what do you do these days?
350
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,828
- You have to be more
specific than that.
351
00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:03,895
- For money.
352
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,598
- More specific.
353
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:09,468
- Like for a job to get money.
354
00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:13,272
Oh yeah.
355
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:16,074
I'm kind of in between
jobs right now.
356
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:17,409
Oh, must be nice.
357
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:18,844
Not being tied down.
358
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,280
I like the babysitting thing,
but I don't see a future in it
359
00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:22,414
You're lucky.
360
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,887
I'm glad you came back, Pete.
361
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:29,554
- Me too.
362
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,410
- Liz, you owe me.
363
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:54,946
- For giving me answers
on a geography quiz?
364
00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:56,081
That does not compare.
365
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,883
- You said you were
gonna fail the class.
366
00:21:57,949 --> 00:22:00,652
Maybe I was, but that's
nowhere near as harsh as taking
367
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:03,588
the most pathetic boy
at school to homecoming.
368
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,725
- He's not pathetic.
He's endearing.
369
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,027
He's like a lost puppy.
370
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:11,496
- What makes you think I
would date a lost puppy?
371
00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:15,033
- Liz, it's just one
dance. It's not even prom.
372
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,736
He'll pick you up,
he'll buy your ticket.
373
00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:19,805
He won't even try to
make a move on you.
374
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,907
- What makes you
so sure about that?
375
00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:24,209
I've known Tony for twelve
years and he's never
376
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:27,646
made a move on anyone. Ever.
377
00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:29,848
Trust me, it's gonna
look good on both of you.
378
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:32,184
You're not gonna appear
shallow because you're
379
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:37,089
gonna take an incredibly sweet
yet dorky boy to the dance
380
00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:40,659
And then he gets a shot with
the most popular girl in school
381
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,528
hypothetically.
382
00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:50,635
- Okay. But it's
because I owe you.
383
00:22:51,436 --> 00:22:56,408
- Really? Thank you.
384
00:23:01,012 --> 00:23:02,214
- Hey, Craig. Are you
sitting with us today?
385
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,148
- Yeah.
386
00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:05,584
- Are we still on for Friday?
387
00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:09,221
- What's on Friday?
388
00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:11,089
- Sleepover. You canceled
last week, remember?
389
00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:14,226
- Girls have sleepovers.
390
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:16,161
- I'm going to come over to
your house and we'll play some
391
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,530
video games and I might
crash on your couch.
392
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:19,664
It's totally different.
393
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,567
- Totally Different. Yeah.
394
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,708
I didn't realize it was
such a big deal dude.
395
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,646
- Just don't
embarrass me, please.
396
00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:54,099
- Hey, yeah, sorry.
I got your messages.
397
00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,402
I was meaning to call
you back. I was caught up
398
00:23:57,469 --> 00:23:59,037
with family stuff.
399
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,748
No, hey, I didn't skip town.
400
00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:16,221
I'll have the money.
401
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,156
You'll have the money.
402
00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:27,499
You have nothing to worry about.
403
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,137
Halloween.
404
00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:36,141
It will be waiting for you.
405
00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:51,957
- Hey, what's up?
406
00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:54,960
- Just, uh, looking for a snack.
407
00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:58,163
- In my room?
408
00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:00,532
- Yup do you have any?
409
00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:03,635
- This is probably the
best idea of all time.
410
00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:08,206
- I always thought my hands
looked stupid when I was jumping
411
00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:11,743
because I didn't have
anything to do with them.
412
00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:15,113
- Your hands can't look
dumb if you're eating wings.
413
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,047
That's a fact.
414
00:25:17,215 --> 00:25:21,686
- So, what have you been
doing now that you're old?
415
00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:23,555
You don't have a girlfriend?
416
00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:25,323
- Well.
417
00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:26,291
I mean.
418
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,292
She.
419
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,326
We.
420
00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:29,928
We're just friends.
421
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:33,398
- She doesn't know you like her.
422
00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:35,333
- It wouldn't matter anyway.
423
00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:40,472
- Dude. This really
was the best idea ever.
424
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,941
- Yeah, you would have thought
we would have made some
425
00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:45,110
comically disastrous
mess or something.
426
00:25:45,176 --> 00:25:46,044
- Totally.
427
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,318
- Hey, man.
428
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,219
You're a catch.
429
00:25:55,086 --> 00:25:55,954
- I am?
430
00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:58,857
- Sure. Why not?
Girls love funny guys.
431
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:05,664
- So, how do I know if
a girl likes me or not?
432
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:11,036
- You really don't have any
experience with girls do you?
433
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,641
Does that mean I have to
teach you how to kiss, too?
434
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:18,743
- No, I think I can
figure that out.
435
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,747
- Come here.
436
00:26:24,182 --> 00:26:25,050
Come here.
437
00:26:29,554 --> 00:26:30,989
Here, take this--
438
00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:37,596
Look at me.
439
00:26:37,662 --> 00:26:38,730
Look at me.
440
00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:42,000
- Okay.
441
00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:44,135
- First, you have
to brush her hair.
442
00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:46,237
Look at me.
443
00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:48,406
Out of her eyes.
444
00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:54,879
Lightly touch her ear lobe.
445
00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:57,215
- That sounds really weird.
446
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:00,952
Feels nice though.
447
00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:07,926
- Shhh. Lastly. Cup
her face in your palm.
448
00:27:10,528 --> 00:27:11,396
Look at me.
449
00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:13,298
And oh
450
00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:16,034
so, so.
451
00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:18,336
- Pete, no.
452
00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:19,771
Pete, no.
453
00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:21,840
What are you doing?
454
00:27:21,906 --> 00:27:23,908
Stop it, I'm serious.
455
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:36,554
- Fine, If you're going
to be a chicken about it
456
00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:37,689
here's what you do.
457
00:27:39,691 --> 00:27:40,792
Have one of your
friends tell her.
458
00:27:40,859 --> 00:27:42,961
That way you don't
have to do anything.
459
00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:46,297
And if she doesn't like
you, you can just avoid her.
460
00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:48,099
Forever. Win win.
461
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,235
- That doesn't really
sound like winning.
462
00:27:51,202 --> 00:27:53,938
- You can take or leave
my advice, but trust me.
463
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:57,308
It's way better to live with
failure than with regret.
464
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:03,948
- This doesn't sound like
something a friend would do.
465
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:06,051
- So you're saying you'd
rather just be friends with her
466
00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:07,152
than trying to go for it?
467
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:12,357
- I mean if it compromises
our friendship then, I guess.
468
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:12,991
- Don't be a girl.
469
00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:14,392
- I'm not being a girl.
470
00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:15,260
- Yes you are. Man up.
471
00:28:15,326 --> 00:28:16,127
- No.
472
00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:17,062
- Exactly!
473
00:28:21,099 --> 00:28:23,268
- You've got wing
sauce on your face.
474
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:26,771
Other side.
475
00:28:34,179 --> 00:28:34,779
Nasty.
476
00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:37,982
- How many times I
gotta tell you, Craig.
477
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:39,451
Can't bring a grenade
to a pistol fight.
478
00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:43,121
- This is space. I can
do whatever I want.
479
00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:46,624
Then get ready to
explode because-
480
00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:47,726
Why did you team kill me?
481
00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:48,593
We're on the same team.
482
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:49,994
Stop.
483
00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:52,397
- Sorry, you were just being
so annoying so I just did it.
484
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:58,336
- It scares me that it takes
that little of an incentive for
485
00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,304
you to kill somebody.
486
00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:01,139
I'm making a mental
note of that.
487
00:29:02,707 --> 00:29:03,541
- Lock the gate.
488
00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:06,311
- Lock the gate before
the guards hear the alarm.
489
00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:07,479
- Hold on.
490
00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:08,413
- What are you doing?
491
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:12,217
- If you go through the
mines it's the fastest route.
492
00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:19,124
- Sorry.
493
00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:21,392
- Why didn't you just trust
me? I had it all planned out.
494
00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:22,327
- I'm sorry.
495
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:24,996
- All of that work.
496
00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:31,136
- Craig. Let's
just try it again.
497
00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:37,041
We'll try it again, all right?
498
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:40,712
We'll do it your
way, we'll try again.
499
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,180
You were right.
500
00:29:47,318 --> 00:29:48,119
yes,
501
00:29:48,186 --> 00:29:49,454
yes,
502
00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:50,555
no,
503
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:51,389
no!
504
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:52,524
- Dude.
- No.
505
00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:53,691
- Come on, come on.
- No.
506
00:29:53,758 --> 00:29:55,827
We got it, we got it, we got it!
507
00:29:55,894 --> 00:29:58,096
No, no!
508
00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:01,566
No! Ugh, cheese and crackers!
509
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:02,467
- Dude.
510
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:07,872
- Oh. Yeah, I have to quit
cursing. It's for Mikey.
511
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:09,941
- So does that mean
I've got to curse
512
00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:11,643
like 10 times as much?
513
00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:14,579
Make up for your daily
contribution of cursing?
514
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:15,580
- Really.
515
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,615
I'm not being myself?
516
00:30:17,682 --> 00:30:19,551
What about the last three
Fridays you canceled
517
00:30:19,617 --> 00:30:20,985
on hanging out?
518
00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:22,620
Or like the million
times you've implied
519
00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:24,889
being embarrassed of me.
520
00:30:25,924 --> 00:30:28,493
Who wouldn't be embarrassed?
521
00:30:29,627 --> 00:30:31,429
You two dudes
playing shitty video games
522
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,131
on a Friday night.
523
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,878
- We're not just playing for
the sake of playing, you know.
524
00:30:46,945 --> 00:30:49,514
- Yeah, where are
your hot dates?
525
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:53,151
- That's not what
we do on Fridays.
526
00:30:55,486 --> 00:30:57,155
- Tony?
527
00:30:58,389 --> 00:31:01,092
- I know you're mad right now,
but I really think you've got
528
00:31:01,159 --> 00:31:02,727
a shot with Liz.
529
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,864
Don't you want to take a
date to homecoming for once?
530
00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:07,498
It's your last year.
531
00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:08,800
- I don't know, she's
your friend, Craig.
532
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,935
Why don't you ask her?
533
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,938
- I'm already going with Jess.
534
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:19,944
Besides, Liz is like,
really, really--
535
00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:21,079
- Hot?
536
00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:25,683
- Should you be saying that?
537
00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:29,487
- I'm chaperoning the
dance, I'm just curious.
538
00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,957
- That context is worse.
539
00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:33,892
- Why?
540
00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:38,162
- Seriously, Tony, it'll be
cool to get to know my friends.
541
00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:40,431
Liz is really cool, trust me.
542
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,534
- That's what I'm afraid of.
543
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:49,607
- Can I have a chip?
544
00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:50,508
- Yeah.
545
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:54,545
Get it.
546
00:31:54,612 --> 00:31:55,413
Take one.
547
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,314
Take a chip.
548
00:31:57,782 --> 00:31:58,917
- Can you just pass me the bowl?
549
00:31:58,983 --> 00:32:00,251
No.
550
00:32:00,318 --> 00:32:01,486
- If you're not going
to have one, I want one.
551
00:32:01,552 --> 00:32:02,420
Yeah, get one, Tony.
552
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,236
It's not as good
as last year, huh.
553
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,105
- I'm on the dance committee.
554
00:32:23,141 --> 00:32:26,044
- I like the streamers.
Classy. Orange and black.
555
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:55,606
- So, uh, do you still
have the robot costume?
556
00:32:55,673 --> 00:32:56,374
- Excuse me?
557
00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:57,575
- Your Halloween costume.
558
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,410
- The one with the
light panel rig on it.
559
00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:00,912
- You remember that?
560
00:33:01,746 --> 00:33:04,248
- Did we even
trick-or-treat together?
561
00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:06,851
- No, but how am I supposed
to forget a costume like that?
562
00:33:06,918 --> 00:33:09,587
I bet you got ten times as
much candy as anyone else that
563
00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:10,588
year.
564
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:14,359
- Doesn't really matter
any more now does it?
565
00:33:17,895 --> 00:33:20,565
- Yes, excitement. The costume
contest is in just fifteen
566
00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:21,499
minutes.
567
00:33:24,535 --> 00:33:27,705
The lucky winner of that
contest is going to get this...
568
00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:29,073
confetti cannon.
569
00:33:33,444 --> 00:33:35,246
If you haven't registered yet,
you better booooo-gy on over
570
00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:36,381
to the back table.
571
00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:39,250
Confetti cannon.
572
00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:42,420
- I've got a surprise for you.
573
00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:44,722
- What is it?
574
00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:46,157
- Well it wouldn't be a
surprise if I told you.
575
00:33:46,224 --> 00:33:48,026
- Then why would
you bring it up?
576
00:33:48,092 --> 00:33:51,629
- Well, I just
thought you'd like it.
577
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:52,563
- I hope so.
578
00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:58,436
- Uh, I'm going to
get us some punch.
579
00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:07,845
- Oh, thanks.
580
00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:27,197
- I'm having a good time.
581
00:34:27,264 --> 00:34:28,632
- Oh yeah? Me too.
582
00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:31,335
- Yeah.
583
00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:33,438
- Not as good as
last year though.
584
00:34:34,871 --> 00:34:35,739
- Okay.
585
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:02,767
- Hey, why aren't you dancing?
586
00:35:04,702 --> 00:35:05,570
Are you alright?
587
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:07,805
Where's Liz?
588
00:35:16,914 --> 00:35:18,916
- I didn't want to interrupt.
589
00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:23,387
- Well, do you want
to dance with me?
590
00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:25,990
- Yeah.
591
00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:26,891
- Yeah?
592
00:36:12,136 --> 00:36:17,208
- All right get ready, costume
contest in five minutes!
593
00:36:18,609 --> 00:36:20,511
- Where are you going?
594
00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:22,580
- I gotta go, the costume
contest is about to start.
595
00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:23,514
- Tony...
596
00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:24,715
- Don't worry I'll be fine.
597
00:36:24,782 --> 00:36:26,717
- Hey buddy, you
need to get ready.
598
00:36:26,784 --> 00:36:27,585
- Yes sir!
599
00:36:27,652 --> 00:36:30,221
Oh, Pete, do you know Elle?
600
00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:32,156
Elle, Pete. Pete, Elle.
601
00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:33,291
- Hi.
602
00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:35,393
- Tony.
603
00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:38,429
- Tony, don't go, please.
- Don't worry!
604
00:36:52,176 --> 00:36:53,511
- What's your problem?
605
00:36:54,278 --> 00:36:56,514
Why would you encorage him?
606
00:36:56,581 --> 00:36:58,883
- It's what makes him happy.
607
00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:00,618
- Everybody is going
to laugh at him.
608
00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:03,754
I can't stand to see him hurt
over this, he's my best friend
609
00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:07,925
- Oh, you.
610
00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:09,660
- What?
611
00:37:10,695 --> 00:37:13,364
- I've... I've heard
a lot about you.
612
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,369
- What's that supposed to mean?
613
00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:21,272
- Okay kids, settle
down... settle down.
614
00:37:23,374 --> 00:37:26,410
Let's get this party started!
615
00:37:29,947 --> 00:37:31,015
- Contestant number one.
616
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:35,219
- You're not protecting
him by stopping him.
617
00:37:35,286 --> 00:37:37,021
He'll only resent you.
618
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,123
- Alien outfit, look out there!
619
00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:41,392
I'm still an adult Joey,
don't point that at me.
620
00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:43,394
- It's not about me.
621
00:37:44,128 --> 00:37:44,996
- Isn't it?
622
00:37:47,665 --> 00:37:50,735
I can tell you're just
like the rest of them.
623
00:37:50,801 --> 00:37:56,007
His friends wanna change him
to feel better about themselves
624
00:37:56,707 --> 00:37:59,043
- Next we have sophomore Maddie.
625
00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:05,416
In a blood... something...
626
00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:08,519
Thank you, Maddie.
627
00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:16,093
That's right, just
shuffle along.
628
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,695
For a change of pace,
629
00:38:17,762 --> 00:38:20,464
we actually have a senior.
630
00:38:20,531 --> 00:38:23,000
Domo arigato, Tony Phillips.
631
00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:28,072
He's a robot, y'all.
632
00:38:30,941 --> 00:38:32,109
- Oh no...
633
00:38:36,914 --> 00:38:39,517
- This goes out to my
date, Liz Stevenson
634
00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:42,353
who came up with this
costume in the third grade.
635
00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:51,128
Hey, hey!
636
00:39:15,553 --> 00:39:17,755
- We need to get
this under control.
637
00:39:26,997 --> 00:39:28,432
- Hey, are you okay?
638
00:39:28,499 --> 00:39:31,936
Tony, it's not you.
639
00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:34,438
Those guys are just not
comfortable with how confident
640
00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:36,741
you are about not
doing the cool thing.
641
00:39:36,807 --> 00:39:39,510
They only act that way to
feel better about themselves,
642
00:39:39,577 --> 00:39:41,178
because they're insecure.
643
00:39:41,245 --> 00:39:42,546
- Why are you saying this stuff?
644
00:39:42,613 --> 00:39:45,649
- Because you deserve so
much more than these people
645
00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:49,720
that laugh at the things
that make you happy.
646
00:39:49,787 --> 00:39:52,423
- But you think Liz
liked the costume, right?
647
00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:55,559
I mean, before the
light panel broke off.
648
00:39:55,626 --> 00:39:56,727
- I'm not sure.
649
00:39:56,794 --> 00:40:00,264
- I made it for her,
the costume was for her,
650
00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:02,233
everything was for her.
651
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:07,738
- Liz doesn't care
about Halloween
costumes anymore, Tony.
652
00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:11,509
- Then why would she ask
me to the dance then?
653
00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:16,580
I can't stand to see you
look at me like that.
654
00:40:16,647 --> 00:40:17,915
- Like what?
655
00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:22,486
Like I'm some little kid
you have to feel sorry for.
656
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,523
I didn't even mean that!
657
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:49,513
Trick or treat.
658
00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:51,048
Trick or treat.
659
00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:56,120
- Hey man, what are you doing?
660
00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:57,021
That's too much!
661
00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:58,589
Get the robot costume!
662
00:40:58,656 --> 00:40:59,490
Guys stop!
663
00:40:59,557 --> 00:41:01,158
- Liz?
664
00:41:01,225 --> 00:41:03,627
You didn't like my costume?
665
00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:09,033
Dude, stop!
666
00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:13,003
- Dude!
667
00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:18,642
Hey, what's
going on out here?
668
00:41:43,701 --> 00:41:46,570
- All right, school night.
Wanna be in by eight.
669
00:41:48,572 --> 00:41:50,708
What happened to your face?
670
00:41:50,774 --> 00:41:52,109
- It's a long story.
671
00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:57,715
- Who's car is that?
672
00:41:57,781 --> 00:42:00,150
- Oh, uh, that's
my cousin, Pete.
673
00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:02,786
- So you don't drive?
674
00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:04,889
- I got a permit.
675
00:42:04,955 --> 00:42:07,091
- Uh, I take the
test in November.
676
00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:10,794
No.
677
00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:13,097
- Okay, you're
still responsible.
678
00:42:13,163 --> 00:42:14,164
- Yes sir.
679
00:42:18,969 --> 00:42:21,272
- You think they'll have a belt?
680
00:42:21,338 --> 00:42:23,641
Because I think I need a
belt for all my utilities and
681
00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:25,543
I don't wanna look stupid.
682
00:42:25,609 --> 00:42:28,078
- Hey. Costume shopping with
me means no looking stupid.
683
00:42:28,145 --> 00:42:30,047
This is serious a
serious mission.
684
00:42:31,248 --> 00:42:32,283
- How serious?
685
00:42:32,349 --> 00:42:37,187
Like on a scale of one
to defeating the nazis
686
00:42:37,254 --> 00:42:40,257
where does Halloween
fall for you, Tony?
687
00:42:40,324 --> 00:42:41,692
- I know you're being
sarcastic so I'm gonna
688
00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:43,060
ignore what you just said
689
00:42:43,127 --> 00:42:46,063
but I will say this. There
is a code of conduct.
690
00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:48,165
- I thought it was
about having fun?
691
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:51,702
- Well it is, but everyone has
to have fun or no one does.
692
00:42:51,769 --> 00:42:53,270
Like, think of it like this.
693
00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:56,273
Say you're trick or treating
and you walk up to a house
694
00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:59,276
and there's nobody around to
watch but there's a bucket
695
00:42:59,343 --> 00:43:02,713
of candy with a sign that
says please take one.
696
00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:04,114
What do you do?
697
00:43:04,181 --> 00:43:06,750
- You take half. That way
nobody knows it was you.
698
00:43:06,817 --> 00:43:10,054
- No. You take one, you jerk.
699
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,021
- Why?
700
00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:13,223
- Because, it's just
common courtesy.
701
00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:15,759
I mean, would you
steal from someone?
702
00:43:15,826 --> 00:43:18,696
Would you, would you
talk during a movie?
703
00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:20,631
Would you murder someone?
704
00:43:20,698 --> 00:43:21,999
No, no way!
705
00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:23,901
Essentially the same thing.
706
00:43:25,569 --> 00:43:27,938
- As... murder.
707
00:43:28,005 --> 00:43:29,773
- Yep. Essentially.
708
00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:37,648
Could you drive
any slower, Pete?
709
00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:40,250
- Precious cargo, man.
710
00:44:31,635 --> 00:44:32,836
- Christmas.
711
00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:38,208
- Tony.
712
00:44:39,143 --> 00:44:40,010
- What?
713
00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:43,847
- You're mad at me, I know it.
714
00:44:45,382 --> 00:44:48,519
I'm sorry about what
happened last night.
715
00:44:48,585 --> 00:44:50,821
- It wasn't your fault.
716
00:44:50,888 --> 00:44:53,190
- But I was chaperoning.
717
00:44:53,257 --> 00:44:55,993
- So what are you doing here?
718
00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:58,262
- Hey guys?
719
00:44:59,897 --> 00:45:01,965
How much money can we spend?
720
00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:02,900
- Oh, don't worry
about it, dude.
721
00:45:02,966 --> 00:45:04,468
I'll cover the difference.
722
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:05,402
- Thanks.
723
00:45:09,406 --> 00:45:12,109
- You really do a
lot for the kid.
724
00:45:12,176 --> 00:45:16,447
- Just want him to grow up
knowing someone's got his back.
725
00:45:16,513 --> 00:45:17,381
- Really?
726
00:45:32,129 --> 00:45:34,098
- Hey man, can we talk?
727
00:45:35,432 --> 00:45:36,734
- No.
728
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,669
- Well, you're still
invited to the party.
729
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,003
If you wanna come.
730
00:45:42,206 --> 00:45:43,507
I want you to be there.
731
00:45:44,942 --> 00:45:46,543
If you want to be there.
732
00:45:46,610 --> 00:45:47,478
- No you don't.
733
00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:19,076
- I swear, I do not understand
why you hate math so much.
734
00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:21,378
It's so fun to do.
735
00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:24,681
- I just like to... I
like things that are
736
00:46:24,748 --> 00:46:26,216
more free flowing.
737
00:46:26,283 --> 00:46:29,419
- Well me too, but it's
all the analytical thinking
738
00:46:29,486 --> 00:46:30,487
is just nice.
739
00:46:30,554 --> 00:46:31,488
- Yeah.
740
00:46:31,555 --> 00:46:33,590
- Yeah, well I like it.
Number crunching's fun.
741
00:46:33,657 --> 00:46:37,995
- It's just hard and she
doesn't teach it well.
742
00:46:38,061 --> 00:46:39,530
- Yeah that's true.
743
00:46:39,596 --> 00:46:40,931
- Scary woman.
744
00:46:40,998 --> 00:46:42,566
- If I learned everything
I learned from her
745
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:43,600
I would be nowhere.
746
00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:46,370
- Exactly, so help a sister out.
747
00:46:47,571 --> 00:46:49,940
- Yeah, no, you're doing it
right, all you have to do is
748
00:46:50,007 --> 00:46:53,076
multiply by seven
on that one. Yeah.
749
00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:54,845
- Wait, multiply what?
750
00:46:54,912 --> 00:46:56,713
- Multiply D,S.
751
00:46:56,780 --> 00:46:57,648
- Okay.
752
00:46:58,582 --> 00:47:01,018
- Yeah, there you
go. Perfect. Perfect.
753
00:47:01,084 --> 00:47:02,085
- Hooray.
- Beautiful.
754
00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:03,420
- You got that too?
- Yeah.
755
00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:04,588
- Okay.
756
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:05,756
- If I got it, you got it.
757
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,292
Oh yeah, if you're ever in
doubt as to what the number is
758
00:47:08,358 --> 00:47:10,460
and you have no idea what
it is, just put four.
759
00:47:10,527 --> 00:47:12,262
- Four four?
- Yeah, just put four.
760
00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:13,831
I don't know how many
times I've been stuck,
761
00:47:13,897 --> 00:47:17,801
like what is this and
it's just, oh four.
762
00:47:17,868 --> 00:47:19,203
- Really?
763
00:47:19,269 --> 00:47:20,037
- I don't know, seventy-five
percent of the time it works.
764
00:47:20,103 --> 00:47:21,572
- Brilliant.
765
00:47:21,638 --> 00:47:23,073
Cool.
766
00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:25,609
I will be right back.
- Fine.
767
00:47:39,957 --> 00:47:41,725
- I just blew
through all my money.
768
00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:43,126
Completely strapped now.
769
00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:45,262
- I can't thank you enough
for showing him there are
770
00:47:45,329 --> 00:47:47,464
fun things outside of Halloween.
771
00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:51,268
- I love spending time
with Tony, I always have.
772
00:47:51,335 --> 00:47:54,037
- Well why don't you take
him to another movie then?
773
00:48:04,147 --> 00:48:07,084
Hey, do you wanna go for a walk?
774
00:48:09,353 --> 00:48:10,420
- So, how's your new costume?
775
00:48:10,487 --> 00:48:13,357
- It's going good.
It's going really good.
776
00:48:13,423 --> 00:48:14,291
- Cool.
777
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:25,702
Hey, I was also thinking, uh,
do you wanna go see a movie?
778
00:48:25,769 --> 00:48:29,306
- Yeah. What movie?
779
00:48:29,373 --> 00:48:32,075
- I don't know. What
have you seen recently?
780
00:48:32,142 --> 00:48:34,511
- Man, I don't even know
what's out right now
781
00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:39,116
it's been so long. Um.
Whatever you wanna see.
782
00:48:40,317 --> 00:48:43,987
- So you and Pete haven't seen
any movies together recently?
783
00:48:44,054 --> 00:48:48,425
- No, he's been super
busy lately. Why?
784
00:48:50,427 --> 00:48:54,865
- I don't know exactly what
I heard... I don't know.
785
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:59,970
I think Pete is accepting
money from your mom and telling
786
00:49:00,037 --> 00:49:02,339
her that he's spending
it on you. But...
787
00:49:02,406 --> 00:49:04,374
- What? What you
think he's keeping it?
788
00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:09,913
Look, Pete might not
always have my back
789
00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:12,182
but he's my family.
790
00:49:12,249 --> 00:49:14,851
Plus he's not ashamed to hang
out with me on Halloween.
791
00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:18,121
I don't know, maybe you heard
something out of context
792
00:49:18,188 --> 00:49:20,023
or something.
793
00:49:20,090 --> 00:49:21,792
- Yeah. I'm sure
you're right, I just--
794
00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:23,293
- No you're not.
795
00:49:25,262 --> 00:49:27,831
So wait, when you asked
to go to the movies
796
00:49:27,898 --> 00:49:29,967
you just wanted to
talk about Pete?
797
00:49:30,033 --> 00:49:34,204
- Oh... Tony. I just
don't trust him.
798
00:49:34,271 --> 00:49:37,808
- Yeah well maybe
you should just go.
799
00:49:37,874 --> 00:49:39,142
- Tony I--
800
00:49:39,209 --> 00:49:41,178
- And go to Craig's
party while you're at it.
801
00:49:44,581 --> 00:49:47,551
- Hey Tony, you
wanna play poker?
802
00:49:50,087 --> 00:49:52,556
- Is that how you really feel?
803
00:49:57,194 --> 00:49:59,162
Wanna play poker?
804
00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:02,733
Tony, Tony, hello?
805
00:50:06,036 --> 00:50:08,538
Tony, play poker, Tony?
806
00:50:08,605 --> 00:50:11,274
- I hope you guys have
a great Halloween.
807
00:50:11,341 --> 00:50:13,310
- Tony! Tony Phillips!
Poker! You, me, now!
808
00:50:18,615 --> 00:50:19,483
Hello!
809
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,087
Poker, poker. Tony!
810
00:50:24,154 --> 00:50:26,523
- Okay! Pete!
811
00:50:35,599 --> 00:50:37,367
- Think he's got you beat.
- No.
812
00:50:37,434 --> 00:50:39,936
No, he doesn't, do you
know what flush is, Tony.
813
00:50:40,003 --> 00:50:41,671
- Yeah, it's, um...
814
00:50:44,775 --> 00:50:48,812
- I'm going to win this
game, it's a winning hand.
815
00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:49,780
I'm all in.
816
00:51:01,691 --> 00:51:03,093
- I'm going in.
817
00:51:04,261 --> 00:51:06,363
- All right, good luck.
818
00:51:13,970 --> 00:51:16,940
The little cousin beats
the king of bluffers.
819
00:51:17,007 --> 00:51:19,042
- Shut up, Gary.
820
00:51:19,109 --> 00:51:20,677
Congratulations.
821
00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:22,446
- Never happens.
822
00:51:22,512 --> 00:51:25,782
- That's impressive,
that's impressive.
823
00:51:25,849 --> 00:51:27,217
Color me impressed.
824
00:51:27,284 --> 00:51:29,886
- Geez.
825
00:51:30,854 --> 00:51:35,892
- So Pete, um, would
you want to go see
826
00:51:36,860 --> 00:51:39,062
"Space Zombies From Hell
Part IV" this Friday?
827
00:51:39,129 --> 00:51:43,633
- It depends, are they from
space or are they from hell?
828
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,936
Because there's a
huge difference, Tony.
829
00:51:46,002 --> 00:51:47,571
Everybody knows that.
830
00:51:47,637 --> 00:51:48,805
- You buying?
831
00:51:48,872 --> 00:51:50,373
- It's not a date, Pete.
832
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,477
- I got a party to go to Friday.
833
00:51:53,543 --> 00:51:55,512
Sometime soon, buddy.
834
00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:58,982
- Did you cancel
babysitting to play poker?
835
00:51:59,049 --> 00:52:00,550
- No, I didn't cancel.
836
00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:05,522
- Oh, I thought you
were supposed to get
Mikey after school.
837
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:29,846
- Mikey!
838
00:52:56,506 --> 00:52:58,041
I know I should have
been there but I promise
839
00:52:58,108 --> 00:52:59,442
it won't happen again, I swear.
840
00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:00,610
- Well, you're right
it won't happen again
841
00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:02,579
because you're never
gonna see Mikey again.
842
00:53:02,646 --> 00:53:04,014
- Please, Mikey's my friend.
843
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:07,884
- Well, Mikey's no longer
your responsibility, Tony.
844
00:53:07,951 --> 00:53:11,755
Honestly, I don't know
what I was thinking.
845
00:53:11,821 --> 00:53:16,126
I must have been feeling
sorry for you or something.
846
00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:17,928
I mean Mikey's young but
847
00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:21,932
you're too old to be
this irresponsible.
848
00:53:21,998 --> 00:53:25,235
You're supposed to be
there to protect him.
849
00:53:25,302 --> 00:53:28,905
Good night.
850
00:53:44,921 --> 00:53:46,523
- Tony is that you?
851
00:54:14,384 --> 00:54:16,987
- I heard about what happened.
852
00:54:20,523 --> 00:54:22,025
It's not your fault.
- It totally is.
853
00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:27,364
- You're right, I didn't know
where I was going with that.
854
00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:30,100
- Can we go somewhere?
855
00:54:30,166 --> 00:54:31,034
- Yeah.
856
00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:47,951
Are you bracing yourself?
857
00:54:49,753 --> 00:54:51,921
Have you driven before?
858
00:54:53,156 --> 00:54:55,492
I've got a learner's permit.
859
00:54:57,994 --> 00:54:59,763
Uh. Why don't we switch?
860
00:55:01,531 --> 00:55:04,467
Okay. Alright. You drive.
861
00:55:08,505 --> 00:55:10,840
Here, pull over. Right here.
862
00:55:19,449 --> 00:55:21,918
So you messed up. Everyone does.
863
00:55:22,852 --> 00:55:25,221
They wouldn't even
let me see him.
864
00:55:25,288 --> 00:55:27,624
I don't even know if he's okay.
865
00:55:36,966 --> 00:55:39,469
Can you imagine what it's
like to have everyone you know
866
00:55:39,536 --> 00:55:41,538
be disappointed in you?
867
00:55:45,975 --> 00:55:48,445
It's just really damn hard
thinking you don't suck
868
00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:51,381
when everyone else
seems to think you do.
869
00:55:56,052 --> 00:55:57,387
- You don't suck.
870
00:56:01,725 --> 00:56:03,293
Do you know why your friends
never told you you're too old
871
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,428
to trick or treat before? They
care about you. They didn't
872
00:56:05,495 --> 00:56:07,731
want to see you get hurt.
873
00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:12,535
Do you know why they
finally told you?
874
00:56:13,703 --> 00:56:16,139
- Because they were embarrassed.
875
00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:19,743
- Probably. But, more
importantly, they knew that most
876
00:56:19,809 --> 00:56:23,079
people wouldn't see how genuine
you are before they saw an
877
00:56:23,146 --> 00:56:25,448
eighteen-year-old trying to get
candy over a bunch of little
878
00:56:25,515 --> 00:56:26,583
kids.
879
00:56:31,621 --> 00:56:33,056
- I don't get it.
880
00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:35,058
I know.
881
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:36,726
That's why we're here.
882
00:56:38,094 --> 00:56:41,431
- You always told me that
Halloween is the best day ever.
883
00:56:42,298 --> 00:56:43,700
What should I do?
884
00:56:47,737 --> 00:56:50,173
You just have to do
what makes you happy.
885
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,075
Life's too short not to.
886
00:59:31,334 --> 00:59:33,870
- Yeah, these are yours.
887
00:59:33,937 --> 00:59:35,638
- I don't think so.
888
00:59:35,705 --> 00:59:37,473
- Your friend left them for you.
889
00:59:37,540 --> 00:59:38,875
- How would he know?
890
00:59:38,942 --> 00:59:40,610
- He said you'd be playing
this stupid pinata game, so.
891
00:59:43,179 --> 00:59:44,981
Oh, and the game is impossible
to win. You're going to get
892
00:59:45,048 --> 00:59:49,185
killed by the pinata before
you can get an extra sombrero.
893
00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:53,122
Ay dios mio.
894
01:00:07,470 --> 01:00:09,739
- Going to bed so soon?
895
01:00:09,806 --> 01:00:11,474
- Yeah, I gotta get an
early start tomorrow.
896
01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:12,642
- I'm still not finished.
897
01:00:12,709 --> 01:00:15,111
- Wow, is this the whole thing?
898
01:00:16,079 --> 01:00:19,916
- Almost. It just needs
the finishing touches.
899
01:00:23,419 --> 01:00:24,287
- Tony.
900
01:00:27,824 --> 01:00:29,192
I'm sorry.
901
01:00:29,258 --> 01:00:30,860
I didn't want to take away
something that you love
902
01:00:32,528 --> 01:00:34,597
I just want you to realize
there are other experiences
903
01:00:34,664 --> 01:00:36,699
out there for you.
904
01:00:39,369 --> 01:00:40,303
That's all.
905
01:00:43,339 --> 01:00:44,173
- Thanks mom.
906
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:52,882
- Goodnight. I love you.
907
01:00:52,949 --> 01:00:54,817
- I love you, too.
908
01:02:35,151 --> 01:02:38,488
- I just came here to,
ya' know, apologize.
909
01:02:41,657 --> 01:02:42,992
- Apologize for what?
910
01:02:43,059 --> 01:02:45,728
Using me to show how cool
you are to your new friends?
911
01:02:46,896 --> 01:02:49,999
- I never wanted anything like
that to happen, it just got out
912
01:02:50,066 --> 01:02:52,468
of control before I knew it.
913
01:02:52,535 --> 01:02:54,971
- You knew it. You
could have stopped them.
914
01:02:56,572 --> 01:02:57,406
You just like them.
915
01:03:01,744 --> 01:03:03,913
They didn't mean anything by it.
916
01:03:06,849 --> 01:03:09,085
They told me you'd
think it was funny.
917
01:03:13,189 --> 01:03:14,257
They weren't thinking.
918
01:03:18,961 --> 01:03:20,029
I wasn't thinking.
919
01:03:22,131 --> 01:03:23,699
I should have done something.
920
01:03:23,766 --> 01:03:24,834
You're right.
921
01:03:31,073 --> 01:03:33,209
Look, Tony, you don't have
to come to my party if
922
01:03:33,276 --> 01:03:35,912
it's not your thing,
but I hope you come.
923
01:03:36,879 --> 01:03:39,048
I want you there, man, please.
924
01:03:40,983 --> 01:03:43,119
- Well, Craig, you're
right. It's not my thing.
925
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:46,189
I know what my thing is and
I'm going to enjoy doing it
926
01:03:46,255 --> 01:03:49,492
whether or not you decide
whether or not those
927
01:03:49,559 --> 01:03:54,897
judgmental idiots are more
important than our friendship.
928
01:03:58,167 --> 01:04:00,336
- They're my friends, too.
929
01:04:02,104 --> 01:04:04,006
- That's all you
have to say, man.
930
01:04:12,949 --> 01:04:14,884
- Well I really am sorry.
931
01:04:16,452 --> 01:04:19,155
- I do appreciate you
coming by to apologize.
932
01:04:19,222 --> 01:04:21,557
Even if you're still too
cool to hang out with me
933
01:04:21,624 --> 01:04:23,025
on Halloween.
934
01:04:23,092 --> 01:04:25,027
It was worth a shot.
935
01:04:34,470 --> 01:04:38,274
- Would you like
to carve a pumpkin?
936
01:05:35,431 --> 01:05:38,100
- Ho! Watch out! Watch out now.
937
01:05:39,268 --> 01:05:40,503
- Those are supposed to
be for trick or treaters.
938
01:05:40,569 --> 01:05:41,437
- I know.
939
01:05:43,205 --> 01:05:46,042
Relax, poker dude.
I've had like five.
940
01:05:47,009 --> 01:05:49,011
This is the fifth one
I've had all night.
941
01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:56,085
Hey, Tony, can you tell Pete
to pick up a couple boxes of
942
01:05:56,152 --> 01:05:58,287
wine, please? Make it three.
943
01:06:03,159 --> 01:06:05,695
Not gonna do it.
He's not gonna do it.
944
01:06:07,296 --> 01:06:09,298
- I could have swore that
would have been enough.
945
01:06:09,365 --> 01:06:11,300
- Yeah, but he wanted
to take a couple friends
946
01:06:11,367 --> 01:06:12,168
and I couldn't say no.
947
01:06:12,234 --> 01:06:14,003
- No, no, it's okay.
948
01:06:14,070 --> 01:06:15,404
Did they have fun at the movies?
949
01:06:19,241 --> 01:06:20,810
- Hey, Tony.
950
01:06:20,876 --> 01:06:22,078
- What's up?
951
01:06:23,012 --> 01:06:24,780
- Nothing, I'm going out.
952
01:06:24,847 --> 01:06:26,248
- Craig's party?
953
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:28,217
- Sure.
954
01:06:28,284 --> 01:06:30,720
- Tell his parents I said hi.
955
01:06:31,887 --> 01:06:36,125
- Thanks, I'll make sure
everyone has a good time.
956
01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:57,446
I heard you, I know
you're in there.
957
01:06:57,513 --> 01:06:59,515
- What do you want, Pete?
958
01:06:59,582 --> 01:07:02,051
I think you
have something of mine.
959
01:07:02,118 --> 01:07:04,320
- It isn't yours, is it?
960
01:07:04,987 --> 01:07:07,423
- Just give it to me.
961
01:07:07,490 --> 01:07:08,324
- Why?
962
01:07:09,492 --> 01:07:11,327
- I'm in a lot of trouble,
I need this money or else--
963
01:07:11,394 --> 01:07:15,197
- What, did you con them too?
964
01:07:15,998 --> 01:07:17,533
- Just let me in.
965
01:07:27,309 --> 01:07:28,110
Give me the money, Tony.
966
01:07:28,177 --> 01:07:29,278
Open the door!
967
01:07:36,919 --> 01:07:38,554
Have you seen Tony?
968
01:07:45,428 --> 01:07:48,197
- Don't ever take candy
from strangers, guys.
969
01:07:48,264 --> 01:07:50,399
Usually. Today's an exception.
970
01:07:52,835 --> 01:07:56,705
No, today's not an exception.
People suck. It's a dark,
971
01:07:56,772 --> 01:07:59,875
chaotic world out there.
People die. Remember that.
972
01:08:02,178 --> 01:08:05,247
Check your candy for razor
blades when you get home, okay.
973
01:08:05,314 --> 01:08:07,216
Go on. And be good!
974
01:08:11,554 --> 01:08:12,922
- Give you ten bucks
to do me a favor.
975
01:08:12,988 --> 01:08:13,789
- Twenty.
976
01:08:13,856 --> 01:08:14,657
- Ten.
977
01:08:14,723 --> 01:08:15,524
- Twenty.
978
01:08:15,591 --> 01:08:16,692
- Ten.
979
01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:19,995
- Seventy-one dollars. Take
me to the ATM right now.
980
01:08:20,062 --> 01:08:21,996
Let's do it. I need it.
981
01:08:22,064 --> 01:08:23,332
- Ten.
982
01:08:23,398 --> 01:08:25,501
- We're bargaining,
not clarifying.
983
01:08:25,568 --> 01:08:27,536
- I have ten dollars. You
can take it or leave it.
984
01:08:29,071 --> 01:08:32,241
- You're a master poker player
and you're just a really
985
01:08:32,308 --> 01:08:33,843
amazing negotiator.
986
01:08:35,044 --> 01:08:36,711
Who are you?
987
01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:37,646
Who are you?
988
01:08:39,582 --> 01:08:42,451
Yes, yes, of course I'll
do it for ten dollars!
989
01:08:42,518 --> 01:08:44,787
- I just came to
apologize to Mikey.
990
01:08:48,224 --> 01:08:50,693
- Well Mikey accepts
your apology.
991
01:08:52,394 --> 01:08:55,064
But he still doesn't
want to see you.
992
01:08:55,130 --> 01:08:56,999
- No, he didn't say that.
993
01:08:57,066 --> 01:08:59,235
- You know what, he didn't.
994
01:09:00,702 --> 01:09:01,569
Goodbye.
995
01:09:03,738 --> 01:09:06,842
- You won't let him speak for
himself. He's ten years old.
996
01:09:06,908 --> 01:09:09,245
He doesn't need a babysitter.
He needs a friend who
997
01:09:09,310 --> 01:09:11,547
will help him with
the bullies at school.
998
01:09:12,781 --> 01:09:15,951
Look, I didn't realize
it and I'm sorry.
999
01:09:16,018 --> 01:09:18,420
I just want what's best for him.
1000
01:09:19,688 --> 01:09:21,590
I know I'm the last person you
want your son looking up to,
1001
01:09:23,425 --> 01:09:28,264
but I respect him and I
want to be his friend.
1002
01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:38,440
- Hey, Mikey.
1003
01:09:41,977 --> 01:09:43,344
How you doing?
1004
01:09:43,412 --> 01:09:46,482
- I'm surprised my parents
even let you talk to me.
1005
01:09:46,549 --> 01:09:49,417
I tried telling them
about the tokens.
1006
01:09:52,086 --> 01:09:52,955
Thanks
1007
01:09:54,889 --> 01:09:57,193
Someone's gotta
play that stupid pinata game.
1008
01:09:57,259 --> 01:09:58,594
- Oh, shut up.
1009
01:10:02,264 --> 01:10:03,898
- Mikey, I'm sorry.
1010
01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:08,504
I know you probably don't
want to forgive me, but I just
1011
01:10:08,571 --> 01:10:11,574
miss being your friend.
1012
01:10:12,407 --> 01:10:13,976
- You're not my babysitter?
1013
01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:15,778
- I couldn't care less.
1014
01:10:15,844 --> 01:10:16,912
- Well, then.
1015
01:10:18,681 --> 01:10:21,483
I like this, us being friends.
1016
01:10:23,452 --> 01:10:24,753
It's the tits.
1017
01:10:27,489 --> 01:10:29,058
- You know what
would be the tits?
1018
01:10:30,291 --> 01:10:32,628
- Let's start here, and then
make a detour to the Millers's.
1019
01:10:32,695 --> 01:10:35,731
That's where the king size are.
1020
01:10:35,798 --> 01:10:37,900
- Good, I'm sick of
all this fun size crap.
1021
01:10:37,967 --> 01:10:40,568
- It's probably not the first
time they wanted to make small
1022
01:10:40,636 --> 01:10:42,705
sound better, am I right?
1023
01:10:42,771 --> 01:10:45,674
- You guys are a little bit
too young to be joking around
1024
01:10:45,741 --> 01:10:46,675
like that.
1025
01:10:47,843 --> 01:10:50,546
Looking for a Brian Cooper
is that one of you guys?
1026
01:10:52,815 --> 01:10:54,416
- What did I do wrong officer?
1027
01:10:55,484 --> 01:10:57,452
- Brian, Brian, Brian.
1028
01:10:58,487 --> 01:10:59,688
You're Brian, right?
1029
01:10:59,755 --> 01:11:00,556
- Yeah.
1030
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:04,860
- Brian, you got a little,
uh, reputation with the other
1031
01:11:04,927 --> 01:11:08,030
kids don't you?
1032
01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:09,665
- They respect me.
1033
01:11:14,202 --> 01:11:16,739
- Word on the street is that
you're a bit of a bully.
1034
01:11:16,805 --> 01:11:17,505
- Hey!
1035
01:11:17,573 --> 01:11:19,575
- Watch it! Back off, right now.
1036
01:11:22,577 --> 01:11:24,947
You know what happens to
bullies when they get older?
1037
01:11:27,116 --> 01:11:27,950
They go to jail.
1038
01:11:28,017 --> 01:11:28,884
- I'm just a kid!
1039
01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:30,686
- Actions have
consequences, Brian.
1040
01:11:32,353 --> 01:11:34,389
Even if you're
just a little kid.
1041
01:11:36,859 --> 01:11:39,962
Is this the Brian
that beat you up?
1042
01:12:02,351 --> 01:12:03,952
- Any of you guys
know Tony Phillips?
1043
01:12:04,019 --> 01:12:05,821
He's this tall? Glasses?
1044
01:12:07,489 --> 01:12:08,557
- Thanks.
1045
01:12:32,214 --> 01:12:35,317
- Whoa. What's up, Pete?
What are you doing here?
1046
01:12:35,384 --> 01:12:36,218
- Craig, right?
1047
01:12:36,285 --> 01:12:37,152
- Yeah
1048
01:12:40,055 --> 01:12:40,923
- Where's Tony?
1049
01:12:42,224 --> 01:12:43,592
Not coming.
1050
01:12:43,659 --> 01:12:45,094
- Then where is he?
1051
01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:46,829
- Trick or treating, I guess.
1052
01:12:47,730 --> 01:12:49,198
- What's going on?
1053
01:12:49,264 --> 01:12:50,566
- He's looking for Tony.
1054
01:12:52,234 --> 01:12:53,769
- Have you seen him?
1055
01:12:53,835 --> 01:12:54,670
- No.
1056
01:12:55,537 --> 01:12:57,606
- Aren't you guys his friends?
1057
01:12:57,673 --> 01:13:00,675
- Yeah. I invited him.
It's the best I could do.
1058
01:13:01,343 --> 01:13:02,411
- Is it, Craig?
1059
01:13:03,912 --> 01:13:06,014
- You're only looking
for him because you need
1060
01:13:06,081 --> 01:13:06,949
something from him.
1061
01:13:07,648 --> 01:13:08,784
- You don't get it.
1062
01:13:08,851 --> 01:13:11,153
- No, I do get it.
You're using him.
1063
01:13:11,219 --> 01:13:14,523
And for what? Petty cash?
1064
01:13:14,590 --> 01:13:16,425
- Maybe you should just go.
- Yes
1065
01:13:23,499 --> 01:13:25,901
- You know what?
I used to be just like you.
1066
01:13:25,968 --> 01:13:28,570
I thought I was cool when
I got to high school.
1067
01:13:29,671 --> 01:13:31,073
- Back off, man.
1068
01:13:31,139 --> 01:13:33,575
- And of course, all my cool
friends didn't like that I was
1069
01:13:33,642 --> 01:13:35,677
hanging out with my loser
cousin all the time.
1070
01:13:36,812 --> 01:13:40,148
So I messed things up. I made
up reasons not to hang out
1071
01:13:40,215 --> 01:13:41,083
with him.
1072
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:46,621
You know Tony never
even had a clue.
1073
01:13:46,688 --> 01:13:48,457
Stupid Tony, right?
1074
01:13:48,523 --> 01:13:50,859
Always getting in the way with--
1075
01:13:56,999 --> 01:13:59,468
What do you think you're doing?
1076
01:13:59,535 --> 01:14:01,103
- I, uh, I never...
1077
01:14:03,371 --> 01:14:06,475
- Honestly? I don't even want
to get started with you, Mrs.
1078
01:14:06,541 --> 01:14:08,277
Better than everyone.
1079
01:14:08,343 --> 01:14:11,112
You're only friends with Tony
to make yourself look good.
1080
01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:12,380
- That's not true!
1081
01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:15,751
- Oh really? Then why let
him trick or treat alone?
1082
01:14:17,686 --> 01:14:19,154
- Tony is proud of himself.
1083
01:14:19,221 --> 01:14:21,590
He's not humiliated
to love Halloween.
1084
01:14:21,657 --> 01:14:23,592
- Yeah, so just get out of here.
1085
01:14:23,659 --> 01:14:25,827
- Craig, shut up.
You're not any better.
1086
01:14:26,829 --> 01:14:28,764
That's why this
guy is mad at you.
1087
01:14:34,102 --> 01:14:38,773
Tony's not perfect, but
he's a lot better than this.
1088
01:14:57,459 --> 01:14:59,294
- Should I arrest him, or...
1089
01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:02,164
- I don't think he's going
to be messing with anyone
1090
01:15:02,231 --> 01:15:03,098
any more.
1091
01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:05,032
- Good.
1092
01:15:06,668 --> 01:15:10,505
Don't make me come
back here, Brian.
1093
01:15:10,572 --> 01:15:12,975
- Thanks, Gary! Officer Gary!
1094
01:15:14,443 --> 01:15:17,880
- Did you see the way he just
talked to that officer? - Yeah.
1095
01:15:19,715 --> 01:15:21,016
- Oh my God.
1096
01:15:24,452 --> 01:15:25,987
- Sup, fellas?
1097
01:15:27,489 --> 01:15:28,389
- What is that?
1098
01:15:28,457 --> 01:15:29,791
- It's a fire-breathing dragon.
1099
01:15:29,858 --> 01:15:32,827
Are you ready to trick
or treat, my man?
1100
01:15:35,630 --> 01:15:37,065
- Come on guys.
1101
01:15:49,778 --> 01:15:51,213
- Hey Mikey, come on.
1102
01:15:55,317 --> 01:15:58,487
- Um, I just remembered,
I have to be somewhere.
1103
01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:00,822
In my costume, I mean.
1104
01:16:02,624 --> 01:16:04,259
I just wanted to say hi.
1105
01:16:05,693 --> 01:16:06,762
- Tony!
1106
01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:37,291
- Savages.
1107
01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:07,155
- Tony!
1108
01:17:11,159 --> 01:17:15,130
I need the money. I know
you have it, please!
1109
01:17:16,665 --> 01:17:17,933
- No!
1110
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,636
- You don't understand. They're
looking for me right now!
1111
01:17:21,903 --> 01:17:23,905
- I do understand! I
thought you were saying
all these things to me
1112
01:17:23,972 --> 01:17:26,273
because I was your
friend. Shit, your family!
1113
01:17:26,341 --> 01:17:28,477
But you don't care.
1114
01:17:29,443 --> 01:17:32,981
You were just using me
to cover your tracks.
1115
01:17:33,048 --> 01:17:36,385
- I am your family. It's just
if I don't get them their money
1116
01:17:36,451 --> 01:17:39,021
- Here, are you happy?
1117
01:17:41,456 --> 01:17:44,993
You know, I used to look up
to you. Even after you left.
1118
01:17:47,195 --> 01:17:51,066
I wanted to be who I
thought you were for Mikey.
1119
01:17:53,068 --> 01:17:53,934
- Hey!
1120
01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:56,338
- I don't know who you are.
1121
01:18:02,844 --> 01:18:03,879
- Tony...
1122
01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:13,014
- Where's my money, Pete?
1123
01:19:17,519 --> 01:19:20,288
- What do you mean no?
You had it last night.
1124
01:19:23,625 --> 01:19:24,893
- It's not mine.
1125
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:26,061
- You're right. It's mine.
1126
01:19:28,697 --> 01:19:31,199
You can't keep skipping town
with money that doesn't belong
1127
01:19:31,266 --> 01:19:33,201
to you. One of these
days someone's going
to find out you've
1128
01:19:33,268 --> 01:19:35,637
been hiding in your family's
house, maybe even stealing from
1129
01:19:35,704 --> 01:19:38,507
them too, who knows.
1130
01:19:42,744 --> 01:19:44,045
- I can't give it to you.
1131
01:19:44,112 --> 01:19:45,480
- Not good enough.
1132
01:19:50,519 --> 01:19:53,487
Ya' know, I'm surprised you're
not in costume tonight buddy.
1133
01:19:53,555 --> 01:19:56,458
I can see you being a
big fan of Halloween.
1134
01:19:56,525 --> 01:20:00,362
In fact, I would have bet
$2,000 you'd have dressed up
1135
01:20:00,428 --> 01:20:03,298
considering this is the one day
a year where you can pretend
1136
01:20:03,365 --> 01:20:07,102
not to be the chickenshit
you really are.
1137
01:20:32,594 --> 01:20:33,195
- Hey!
1138
01:20:33,261 --> 01:20:34,062
What's going on here?
1139
01:20:34,129 --> 01:20:36,198
I'm calling the police.
1140
01:20:36,264 --> 01:20:38,600
Pete? Pete, what happened?
1141
01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:23,577
- Trick or Treat!
1142
01:21:30,452 --> 01:21:31,318
Thank you!
1143
01:21:32,687 --> 01:21:34,422
- I like your costume.
1144
01:21:34,489 --> 01:21:36,825
- Aw, I like your costume
too, little pirate.
1145
01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:37,959
- Argh!
1146
01:21:40,996 --> 01:21:43,064
- Happy Halloween!
1147
01:22:05,085 --> 01:22:06,487
- Smell my feet.
1148
01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:13,594
- I think you're supposed
to say trick or treat first.
1149
01:22:15,096 --> 01:22:18,532
- Yes, well, teach me
your ways oh fierce,
fire-breathing dragon.
1150
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:21,068
- Enter my castle
at your own risk.
1151
01:22:21,136 --> 01:22:23,672
- Hmm, it's quite
dangerous, I see.
1152
01:22:23,737 --> 01:22:25,139
- So dangerous.
1153
01:22:28,910 --> 01:22:29,978
- You okay?
1154
01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:39,254
- So where'd you
get the costume?
1155
01:22:39,321 --> 01:22:43,091
- My sister. She made
me pay $30 for it.
1156
01:22:43,925 --> 01:22:44,993
- Really?
- Yes
1157
01:22:51,433 --> 01:22:53,835
- So, uh, how was Craig's party?
1158
01:22:54,835 --> 01:22:58,005
- You were right, it was
just a bunch of idiots.
1159
01:22:58,073 --> 01:23:01,309
Nobody even dressed
up. It was so lame.
1160
01:23:02,377 --> 01:23:05,380
- I didn't say that exactly.
1161
01:23:05,447 --> 01:23:07,514
- Maybe I paraphrased
a little bit.
1162
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:15,290
- What happened to you?
1163
01:23:15,357 --> 01:23:17,791
- I got my ass kicked.
1164
01:23:17,859 --> 01:23:19,561
- Did they take your money?
1165
01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:41,449
- You guys know you look
completely ridiculous, right?
1166
01:23:41,516 --> 01:23:45,387
- I think we look
really, really good.
1167
01:23:47,789 --> 01:23:49,557
- Dork.
1168
01:23:53,228 --> 01:23:57,198
One more thing.
1169
01:24:06,241 --> 01:24:08,109
He totally likes you.
1170
01:24:18,486 --> 01:24:21,356
- Hey, before you do that...
1171
01:24:44,212 --> 01:24:46,014
- Thank you.
1172
01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:47,348
- For what?
1173
01:24:47,415 --> 01:24:49,584
- For being a dork
with me on Halloween.
1174
01:24:49,651 --> 01:24:52,253
- All the fakeness at
that party made me miss
1175
01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:54,722
the most genuine
person that I know.
1176
01:24:55,990 --> 01:24:57,392
- Do you mean that?
1177
01:24:57,459 --> 01:24:59,994
- We have plenty of
time to grow up later.
1178
01:25:00,061 --> 01:25:04,299
But right here, right now,
Tony, I want you to prove
1179
01:25:04,365 --> 01:25:08,570
your theory that Halloween
is the best day ever.
1180
01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:17,278
- Hello!
- Trick or treat
1181
01:25:17,344 --> 01:25:20,648
- How are you girls
doing tonight? - Good!
1182
01:25:20,715 --> 01:25:23,284
- Thank you.
- You're welcome!
1183
01:25:24,352 --> 01:25:27,021
The scary dragon is
actually a nice dragon.
1184
01:25:28,255 --> 01:25:30,157
- You really scared
that one away.
1185
01:25:34,963 --> 01:25:37,532
Welcome to the party!
1186
01:25:56,351 --> 01:25:57,652
- Hey Craig!
1187
01:26:25,213 --> 01:26:27,348
- Hello! How are you?
1188
01:26:29,150 --> 01:26:30,552
- Hi!
1189
01:26:33,054 --> 01:26:34,889
High five.
1190
01:26:34,956 --> 01:26:40,094
- Oh man! Why'd you have
to-- grr curse you Mikey.
1191
01:26:40,161 --> 01:26:42,764
I'm gonna get you
one of these days.
1192
01:26:42,830 --> 01:26:45,900
Get out of here Mikey,
I'll see you later.
1193
01:26:45,967 --> 01:26:48,570
- Watch it!
- Bye!
1194
01:26:52,907 --> 01:26:54,509
- You look stupid.
1195
01:26:54,576 --> 01:26:57,445
- You look stupid. Yeah.
1196
01:27:02,282 --> 01:27:04,018
Check this out.
1197
01:27:12,460 --> 01:27:14,362
I probably shouldn't
have done that. - No.
1198
01:27:14,429 --> 01:27:16,130
- Yeah that was a bad idea.
1199
01:27:16,197 --> 01:27:18,433
- Terrible idea Gary.
1200
01:27:18,499 --> 01:27:20,702
- What do they say?
How does the saying go?
1201
01:27:20,768 --> 01:27:23,638
The best ideas
are the bad ideas.
1202
01:27:24,639 --> 01:27:25,505
Right?
1203
01:27:26,441 --> 01:27:28,309
- Everything you
say, Gary, is awful.
1204
01:27:28,376 --> 01:27:32,614
I sometimes wish you
wouldn't talk at all.
1205
01:27:34,449 --> 01:27:38,519
- With great power comes
great responsibility.
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