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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,800 We are all Cinderella. 2 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,100 No matter what our size. 3 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:26,300 Within each one of us there is a unique beauty and grace. 4 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:29,900 Finding that beauty, however, isn't easy. 5 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:35,100 See, Cinderella had to first recognize that her problem wasn't her evil stepmother. 6 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:38,900 Her problem was that it was easier to hide out, cleaning the house 7 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,100 than it was to go out and find happiness. 8 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:44,400 She needed a fairy godmother 9 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:47,200 to empower her with the kind of self confidence it takes 10 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:51,600 to reject the insecurity brought on by unrealistic, overachieving, 11 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:54,400 airbrushed, anorexic princess images in the media. 12 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:24,300 It took some very large ovaries for Cinderella 13 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,980 to make a change to trade in her scrub brush 14 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,600 for a fabulous pair of dancing shoes. 15 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:35,500 But boy, was it worth it. 16 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,600 I'm gonna be so late. 17 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:17,000 No! I'm so late! Not today! 18 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:17,600 You okay? 19 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Yeah. It's Pumpkin, my car… Broke down. Thank you. 20 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,700 You named your car "Pumpkin"? 21 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:32,500 Yeah, she's a 65 Mustang restored. You know, kind of a 22 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:36,300 pumpkin-into-a-coach kind of thing. 23 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,000 I'm at Shine. Do you work here? 24 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,400 It's just part-time. You? 25 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:46,500 Yeah. Until I get fired for being late to a meeting! 26 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,400 Thank you! 27 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,600 Joy, I'm late. 28 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:55,600 The meeting's already started. Lori's having a stroke. 29 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:56,500 Oh, my God. 30 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,200 Nice of you to join us this morning. 31 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:03,700 Lori, my car died and… 32 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:11,100 So, Nancy, tell me. Can they sue us? 33 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,200 People can sue for anything. It's my job to stop them. 34 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,800 But let's be careful, the names we throw around 35 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,300 when we write an article about "celebrity cougars". 36 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,300 She should be flattered. Okay, people, other ideas. 37 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,500 Forty is the new twenty. 38 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:25,500 Foisty foreplay tips. 39 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:27,500 Feel great naked workout. 40 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:28,600 Nola! 41 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:32,000 We were talking about ideas for November. 42 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:32,800 Yeah. 43 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,100 Come up with something that ties Belinda Apple's book and her November column? 44 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:39,800 What book? 45 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,580 For those among you who couldn't bother 46 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:45,700 to get here on time, Nola Devlin, I'll repeat myself. 47 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,700 Stanson Publishing which owns Shine and therefore me, 48 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:51,300 wants to publish a book of Belinda Apple's columns. 49 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:54,200 "Apple gets to the core", sort of a best-of self help book. 50 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,500 Belinda never mentioned a book to me. 51 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,600 You edit her column. You're not her best friend. 52 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,800 I will be writing the foreword to the book. 53 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:01,700 You? 54 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:03,400 You have a problem with that? 55 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:08,100 No. I just thought since I edit her column I… 56 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:10,500 And this matters to me because… 57 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:11,800 Precisely. 58 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,700 I'll need the next column myself. 59 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,900 And for God sakes, clean yourself up. 60 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,600 You should totally be writing that intro. You know… 61 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:24,600 You know Belinda better than anyone and you're an amazing writer. 62 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:25,200 Thanks. 63 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,300 It's okay. It's really exciting about the book. 64 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:30,200 Yeah, for Belinda. 65 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,700 Devlin! 66 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,100 Lunch? Saturday? You, me and Deb? 67 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,200 I need everything you have on Belinda Apple. 68 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,800 Her life growing up in England, education, childhood photos, 69 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:43,200 articles she wrote for "Go Fab" magazine before. 70 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,800 Well, I don't have any of that. 71 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:48,700 Idea. Wait! Call her! 72 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,280 Right. Or I could do a sort of 73 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:56,500 rough draft of the foreword for you and then you… 74 00:04:56,540 --> 00:04:59,800 I'm sure your knickers are in a knot about this but look at you. 75 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,600 No offense but you're sugar-encrusted nobody. 76 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,100 Do you really think Stanson 77 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:07,400 wants you to write the foreword to a book by its biggest star? 78 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,400 -No? -No. "No" is right. 79 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:13,100 Then get me what I need. 80 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:14,200 Go! 81 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:22,600 Sorry to hear about your car. 82 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,500 That's okay. 83 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,400 But Chip, the new computer guy is working today and he lives near you 84 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,600 so he could give you a ride home if you want. 85 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,700 Chip, like "computer chip"? 86 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:37,200 Anyway, shall I get him to meet you in the parking lot at six? 87 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:40,600 Sure. Yes. Thank you. That would be great. 88 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:42,800 -Okay -Okay 89 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,100 Oh, yeah. It's all limo rides for you, isn't it? 90 00:05:49,150 --> 00:05:52,800 Me, I get to take a ride home with the geek squad. 91 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,000 He is computer chip? Oh! 92 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,700 Hey, Hi! 93 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:15,400 You probably don't recognize me standing upright but this really is my better side. 94 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:19,900 I'm Nola Devlin. You are computer Chip, right? 95 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,200 Is that a joke? 96 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:26,100 Apparently not a very good one. Thank you for waiting for me. 97 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:28,800 Joy told me you live near me on the north-end 98 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:32,000 so I really appreciate… the ride. 99 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,800 You did offer to give a ride, didn't you? 100 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:37,300 Well, I'd be happy to give you a ride. 101 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,000 Oh, yes. 102 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:40,000 You edit Belinda Apple's column. 103 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,000 Yeah. 104 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:45,900 So, did you end up getting fired? 105 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,700 No, not yet. But I am sure that that's in the works. 106 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:51,100 Bad day? 107 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:57,000 When I was in the 6th grade a boy asked me to a Halloween party. 108 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,600 I went as a cheeseburger because that's the only costume that fit. 109 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:04,660 Well. When I got there I found out that you were supposed to be dressed 110 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,800 as what you wanted to be when you grew up. 111 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:10,800 Yeah. Today was worse. I don't wanna talk about it. 112 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:13,800 And my car, the one that died… 113 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,800 My dad bought me that car for my 16th birthday. 114 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:18,600 You know, I mean… That car took me to college. 115 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:23,000 I was to the Jersey Shore in that car. That cat took me to Boston to see Cold Play. 116 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,800 I made out with Ronnie Spilman in that car. 117 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:27,400 That car defines me. 118 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,500 Defined you. Past tense. 119 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,400 Hey, look. You know, change is good. 120 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,800 Old car dies. New car could be better. 121 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,600 What about a… Porsche. 122 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,100 That is my back-up fantasy car. 123 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,400 Back-up fantasy? 124 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:46,300 Well, my fantasy-fantasy car s a powder-blue 55 Thunderbird. 125 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:50,100 I mean, if I had to break the bank, that would be my sledgehammer. 126 00:07:50,140 --> 00:07:51,100 Now you're talking. 127 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:56,400 Now I'm dellucinating. Can't afford that car on my salary. 128 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,400 Don't let work get in the way of your dream. I speak from my experience. 129 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:03,000 I am all about the dream and so not about the job. 130 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,900 Girls like me don't drive cars like that. 131 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:09,000 -Says who? -My low self-esteem. 132 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:14,280 Well, maybe it's time for you to grow up, 133 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:17,100 take charge of your life and be all that you can be. 134 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:20,200 Oh, okay. 135 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,700 It's the advice my father gives me. 136 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:26,200 But hey, listen, if the whole dream thing doesn't work for you, 137 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,600 you can always do as he tells me and demand change. 138 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,300 This one. Right here. 139 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:33,100 -Right there? -Yeah. 140 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,100 Thank you for the ride. It was very nice of you. 141 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:42,900 Can I offer you anything for gas? 142 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,300 No. I'm cool. 143 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:47,200 All right. 144 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:51,000 It's probably none of my business but… 145 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,900 I think your father is wrong. I don't think you can demand change from people. 146 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:59,800 I think you have to… inspire it. You know? 147 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:02,500 Yeah. 148 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,600 All right. Let's see what we got. 149 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,300 You ready? 150 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:23,500 Dear Belinda. This is my life. Or non-life. 151 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:25,800 I am a plus-sized woman in her thirties 152 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:28,300 with a cat in a pastel colored apartment. 153 00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:33,400 Could I be any more of a stereotype? 154 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,600 I'm under-appreciated at work. 155 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,800 And the only physical contact I get is from my cat. 156 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,880 Am I hopeless? Can I get out of this rut? 157 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,400 Or should I just buy another cat? 158 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,700 Signed "Lifeless in Los Angeles". 159 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:54,200 All right, Belinda. What do you got? 160 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,500 Dear Lifeless, 161 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:03,600 Your cat must be tired of the pity party you've been throwing yourself everyday. 162 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:08,800 Maybe if you didn't put yourself down so much you wouldn't be so pathetic. 163 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,300 You want a life? Get one. 164 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:21,200 Grant yourself a wish to change, then stop complaining and do something. 165 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,300 Yeah, I did something. 166 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:29,900 What? 167 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:33,400 Hi, Lori. 168 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,200 Lori, 169 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,960 you know how you said Shine needs to distinguish itself 170 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,000 by adding an advice columnist to address issues facing women today? 171 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,400 I said I wanted a columnist to answer all the dimwits 172 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,600 who ask embarrassing questions about their sex lives. 173 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,300 Well, I answered your sample questions 174 00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:59,300 for the advice columnist in what I believe is a biting and edgy way. 175 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Oh, you're serious. 176 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,100 I wanna write… 177 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,100 So, write. 178 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:12,000 …here. Lori, I wanna write here. 179 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:17,100 Listen, I've been an assistant editor for over a year. And before I came to Shine I wrote 180 00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:20,100 articles for my college paper. Good stuff. I can do this. 181 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:21,800 It's good to dream big. 182 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:24,400 Thank you. 183 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:31,900 Being a columnist is a very important, very public position. 184 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:35,200 It's the face of the magazine. 185 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,300 Right. 186 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,500 You're not a face. 187 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,300 You are just a big girl with a big dream. 188 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,600 Nice try, though. 189 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,900 She wants a face. I'll give her a face. 190 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,300 Bing! 191 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,000 I'm hot. 192 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Hi, Lori. 193 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,500 What's wrong with Belinda? 194 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,400 What do you mean? 195 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,600 I can't get her on the phone to discuss the book. 196 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,300 If she doesn't call me back I'm going to have to fly to London tomorrow. 197 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:43,000 Is that really necessary? 198 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:47,000 This book is a huge deal. It will launch a new division for the company. 199 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,000 They're dumping a load of money into promoting it. 200 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:52,000 Book tour, TV, Oprah… Belinda will be everywhere. 201 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,100 In person? 202 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,500 That's why they call them "personal appearances". 203 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,700 I'm gonna try to conference her in. Hold on. 204 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,000 No, wait! 205 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,700 -What's that? -Nothing. 206 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,800 Hello! 207 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:10,000 Belinda… Belinda, finally. Hi. It's Lori and Nola. 208 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:13,000 Hello, Lori. Hello Nola. I'm actually just headed… 209 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,060 At two in the morning? 210 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,500 Yes… in. Just headed in. 211 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,900 -Nola? -Yeah! 212 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:20,400 Do you wanna tell her about our promotional plans? 213 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,800 Is this about the book? 214 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:29,200 Yes, it is, actually, Belinda. They want you to come out here. 215 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,900 Well, that's impossible. I'm in London. 216 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,400 So, it's a good thing we have planes. 217 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,300 Yes, isn't it? You know, I don't think I can make it. 218 00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:39,700 You don't even know when it is. 219 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,900 -Oh, when is it? -End of October. 220 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,800 Definitely can't make it. 221 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,000 Yeah, she's going to… Africa. 222 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:45,900 How do you know? 223 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:47,400 Yes! Africa! 224 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:52,500 Nola and I have been planning this trip for ages. It's for a charity… 225 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,900 for children. 226 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,600 Did I mention this is launching a whole new book division? 227 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:00,200 Goodness! Gracious me! It's two o'clock in the morning here. I've got to go to bed. 228 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,800 You two work it out. I'll talk to you later. Bye! 229 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:09,300 -Nola, are you still there? -Yeah, hey. 230 00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:11,800 Do you think I give a rat's ass about her vacation plans? 231 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,100 You better make sure she's here by October 30th. 232 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:15,400 Or? 233 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,950 Or you're fired. You recommended her. 234 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,500 I don't care if she's boosted circulation 50%. 235 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:22,900 If she blows this for me I will destroy her. 236 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,100 And you. 237 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:25,700 Have a good night! 238 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,400 I'm screwed. 239 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,600 Could we get that table by the window? That's our favorite spot. 240 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,300 Oh, I'm really sorry. That table's reserved. 241 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,400 Oh, really! I didn't know that you could reserve tables. 242 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,900 We can now. We're under new management. 243 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,700 Chester… is it? 244 00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:47,400 Well, this is Nola Devlin. She edits Belinda Apple's column 245 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,600 which I'm sure everyone in America has read. 246 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:55,600 It's just that, you know, the first Saturday of every month we sit at that table. 247 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,500 And this Saturday it's reserved. 248 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,200 Oh, God, here we go. 249 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,000 You wouldn't, by any chance, not be giving us that table 250 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,700 because we are on the zaftig side. Would you? 251 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:06,200 I don't know what you mean. 252 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,400 Because we're fat. 253 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:09,900 Would you like to order? 254 00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:13,800 Yes. We'd like the table by the window. 255 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:18,300 Ladies, if you're not happy with the service here there are a number of other restaurants in Princeton. 256 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,000 Zaftig? What are we? Russian peasant women? 257 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,600 This is fat discrimination. 258 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,200 Sorry! 259 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:36,100 I wish I had a magic wand so I could instantly make us thin. 260 00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:40,300 Like Cinderella. Except instead of a ball gown we'd get hip bones and a waist. 261 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,900 Sorry, my magic wand is in the repair shop. 262 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:46,200 Maybe it's time for a fairy godmother. 263 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,800 Don't do it. Don't pull her out. 264 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,800 Belinda Apple represents the woman I would be if I could 265 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:54,000 reclaim my power and get out on my own way. 266 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,600 We all need to do that. 267 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,460 If Belinda is so great at giving advice 268 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,700 then how come Nola works for her and she's still such a mess? 269 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,800 Hey! 270 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:04,500 Honey, you're a fantastic writer but you're editing someone else's work. 271 00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:06,900 You're a wonderful woman but there are no men in your life. 272 00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:09,200 And that pizza delivery guy… not Prince Charming. 273 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:10,900 Come on now, listen. 274 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,500 Dear fabulous Belinda, 275 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:15,400 I'm tired of being overweight, bla bla bla, 276 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:19,000 I've dieted my whole life, and now I'm almost 250 pounds. 277 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:19,900 What should I do? 278 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,400 Two fifty! Wow! She should stop weighting herself. 279 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,700 Dear sexy underneath it all. 280 00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:29,600 I will let you in on my deepest, darkest secret. 281 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:35,000 I used to be desperately overweight. Finally I couldn't stand it any more. 282 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:38,300 I had to take control of my life. Was it hard? Yes. How did I do it? 283 00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:41,600 By reclaiming my power, getting out on my own way, 284 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:45,200 by finding a symbol to remind myself of the person I knew I was inside 285 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,600 and by being honest with myself. 286 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,200 There's no way that woman was ever fat. 287 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,100 Let's say we follow Belinda's example and just do it. 288 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,200 No, I can't, you guys. I have way too much on my plate right now. 289 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,100 You're just scared of change. 290 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:05,000 I like my life. I have a good job, 291 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:08,000 a husband who loves me with whom I have sex once a month. Why should I change? 292 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,300 But, are you happy? 293 00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:12,599 I mean, completely, utterly, every moment happy. 294 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,000 I'm not. I mean… 295 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,500 Paul loves me but I don't love me. 296 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,000 Every spring we take the kids to Paul's parents in Seattle. 297 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,100 Kids want to go some place warm but we don't because they know 298 00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:30,900 I would never step foot on a beach on a bathing suit. 299 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,300 I just wanna be with my family doing normal family things. 300 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,700 Oh, come on, don't cry. 301 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:42,700 Let's do it. Let's do what Belinda said 302 00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:45,500 and let's become the women we know we are inside. 303 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,100 You really believe in her, don't you? 304 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:48,900 Don't you? 305 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:52,700 Don't you want the person inside of you to finally emerge? 306 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,700 That's a complicated question. 307 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,800 We've all been on diet. 308 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,100 But this time we'll do it together. 309 00:17:57,140 --> 00:18:01,100 We're there for one another. Totally honest and no one's off the hook. 310 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:02,800 On one condition. 311 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,400 In four months we go back to the Willoughby Cafe, 312 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,500 we get that table by the window and 313 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:11,800 we shame Chester until he is groveling at our feet. 314 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:12,700 Done. 315 00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:17,200 One, we meet September 5th to humiliate Chester. 316 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:21,300 Supporting each other no matter where and no matter what. 317 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:22,800 We can work out together every other day. 318 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,200 To start. 319 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:31,000 Work out and diet. No secret stashes. Nola, you know what I'm talking about. 320 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,800 And we need our symbols to remind us of who we're gonna be. 321 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:40,300 Mine is red. When I was thin, I wore color. Now I just… 322 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,700 well, I wear Eileen Fischer versions of a burka. 323 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:51,200 Nancy wants bold proud red and I… wanna wear bikini on the beach. 324 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:52,200 Nola? 325 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,400 I don't know. Can I think about it? 326 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,830 All right. Nola's goal TBD. 327 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,800 We have weekly weigh-ins with our weight-loss pact. 328 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,300 Can we call it something else? 329 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:09,700 Well, since Belinda is our fairy godmother how about "the Cinderella pact"? 330 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,900 A toast! To change. 331 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,900 To friendship. 332 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:20,400 To the Cinderella pact. 333 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,600 Belinda would be so proud of it. 334 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,700 I hope so. I really do. 335 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,400 I can't go in there. 336 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:43,900 "Can't" is not part of our vocabulary, okay? 337 00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:48,000 Together we have strength. 338 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,000 We give each other confidence. 339 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:58,100 Honey, listen, nobody said this was gonna be easy, right? We can… 340 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,700 We should hire a personal trainer. Work out on our own terms. 341 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:03,200 Great idea! What do you think of that? 342 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,200 Okay. 343 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:08,600 Nola? Hey, you work out here too? 344 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,300 No. 345 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:14,100 No, because we already worked out actually. 346 00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:16,800 It was really intense. We had a good one, right? 347 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:25,100 This is my friend Nancy and this is my friend Deb. 348 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:28,600 This is Chip. He gave a ride when Pumpkin died. 349 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,200 Really! 350 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,900 I'm gonna go in. It was nice meeting you, guys. Good to see you. 351 00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,400 Yeah! 352 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,600 Oh, my God. I'm such a looser. 353 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,900 He is adorable! 354 00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:47,900 Deb, don't get any ideas. He is too adorable for me. 355 00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:50,100 Oh, come on. He would be lucky to have you, wouldn't he? 356 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,000 Absolutely. 357 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,100 Cinderella pact. 358 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,800 Well, that was exhausting. I felt the burn. 359 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,400 Me too. I think I pulled something back there. 360 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,500 Oh, great first day, ladies. 361 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,700 Keep it coming. Let's go. Punch. 362 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,500 Final stretch, Deb. How you doing? 363 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,500 -Hangin' in. -All right. 364 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,400 Push it. Let's go. 365 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,900 Keep it tight, keep it tight. 366 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,500 Okay, 45 seconds. 367 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:19,900 Come on, Deb. Let's go! 368 00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:29,500 Oh, my God! What do you guys eat for breakfast? 369 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:13,300 Oh, Deb, they're waiting! Let's go Deb! 370 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,100 Go, Deb! 371 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:20,900 Yeah! 372 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,700 That's it. That's my goal. 373 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,000 Oh, Nola, it's… 374 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,200 Perfect. 375 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,100 Cinderella would be proud. 376 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,100 -Hello! -Belinda, 377 00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:53,400 it's Charlotte, your agent, who you never call back. 378 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,800 Hi, Charlotte. How are you, darling? 379 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,000 I'm sorry to call you so late. 380 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,300 But we really do need to talk about this book. 381 00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:02,700 I've been getting calls from a Lori Digrigio at Stanson. 382 00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:03,900 Over twenty, to be exact. 383 00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:06,400 She really needs to schedule personal appearances 384 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,500 and a promotional tour to launch this book. 385 00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:11,600 It's part of your contract. They really need some dates. 386 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,000 Do you know what? I will check my calendar 387 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,500 and I will get back to you with many options, okay? 388 00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:20,700 No, no, Belinda. It would be really helpful 389 00:23:20,740 --> 00:23:22,600 if we could do this right now while I got you on the phone… 390 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:26,900 This is… Charlotte, I have to call you back. It's a terrible line! Bye! Bad line! 391 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,800 Oh! No! 392 00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:47,600 Mr. Tuchman, everything's under control! I just burned my dinner again! 393 00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:50,100 Hi! 394 00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:51,400 What happened? 395 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:55,600 I'm sorry. I set off the smoke alarm again. It happens all the time. 396 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:59,200 Don't worry about a thing. There. 397 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,500 What's up? 398 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:04,000 I brought over something I want you to watch. 399 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,400 Okay. 400 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,800 Gastric bypass. Miracle answer or helpful tool. 401 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,500 Once you get past the black stools and the possible death thing 402 00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:19,600 it's actually pretty okay. 403 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,200 Deb, you can't be serious about having this surgery. 404 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:30,800 Mr. Tuchman, everything's under control. See? It stopped. 405 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:32,600 Don't hang up. It's Chip. 406 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,500 Chip? How did you get this number? 407 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,700 The company directory. 408 00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:43,600 Oh, did I leave something in your truck? 409 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,500 No, I was actually in your neighborhood 410 00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:47,100 and was wandering if you wanna meet for a drink. 411 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,600 Meet for a drink? Meet tonight? 412 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:51,800 Yes! Yes! 413 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:53,900 Could you hold on for a second, please? 414 00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:57,000 I wanna talk to you about this surgery. 415 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,400 I'm not having it tomorrow. Are you nuts? 416 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,100 Stomach surgery DVD or amazingly hunky guy? 417 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,000 All right. I got it. 418 00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:09,200 Yeah, I think I could probably make it. 419 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,400 Where are you? 420 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,100 Brown's? In half hour? 421 00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,300 Tell him you'll be there. 422 00:25:15,340 --> 00:25:17,500 Half hour. I'll be there. 423 00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:19,800 All right. Bye. 424 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,500 Oh, my God. 425 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,500 Don't just stand there. Let's get you dressed. Come on. 426 00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:27,900 Half an hour! What am I? Wonder Woman? Look at me! 427 00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:29,800 But you've got four hands! Come on! 428 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,200 Nola… 429 00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:40,200 Hi! 430 00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:43,500 I kind of feel really overdressed 431 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,300 Excuse me. The lady will have… 432 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:50,500 A white wine spritzer. 433 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,100 Thank you. Right over here. 434 00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:57,600 Wow. It is a good thing I changed. I was gonna wear the exact same outfit. 435 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,900 -You look nice. -Thank you. 436 00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:03,400 So, did you buy a new car yet? 437 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,500 I rented one. A Volvo. 438 00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:07,200 -Very safe choice. -Yeah. 439 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,100 But safe is not all it's cracked up to be. 440 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:11,160 Sometimes you need to step outside your comfort zone 441 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,900 and take risks to be successful. 442 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,500 Okay. 443 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:20,000 Another one-sided conversation I've been having with my father for years. 444 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,500 So, what's his definition of success? 445 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,100 Someone who is hard-working, responsible and focused. 446 00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:35,200 So, you're lazy, reckless and unfocused? 447 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,500 That's the old me. Apparently I was avoiding success. 448 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:42,400 It sounds to me like you might've been avoiding failure. 449 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,000 Not a bad life strategy, you know. You never try, you never fail. 450 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,700 Probably. A very astute observation. 451 00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:50,700 Yes, well… 452 00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:54,500 I'm very insightful and intuitive. It's a gift and a curse. 453 00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:56,100 -Really? -Yeah. 454 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,600 What am I thinking right now? 455 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,400 You're thinking that you don't wanna tell me 456 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,800 all your secrets 'cause it'll make you seem vulnerable. 457 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,200 You're right. 458 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,500 Never talk about my personal life. 459 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000 I'm gonna do something for you here, okay? 460 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,000 I'm gonna tell you one embarrassing thing about me 461 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,700 so that we can be equally vulnerable. 462 00:27:23,740 --> 00:27:25,400 That's only fair. 463 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,100 I'm a criminal. 464 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:33,500 I downloaded a movie illegally off the Internet before it came out on DVD. 465 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:35,400 So, you're in the run from the law. 466 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,200 Yes, you're aiding and abetting a criminal. 467 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:41,800 Damn. 468 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:42,600 What? 469 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,600 That woman's just walked out of the ladies' room. 470 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,900 She's sort of an old girlfriend. Things ended badly. 471 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:54,700 Ended badly like "she went to yoga and never came back" badly or "she boiled your pet rabbit" badly. 472 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,200 Go with me on this. 473 00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,400 Well, hello. I thought you died. 474 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:08,600 Not dead. Just traveling, busy with work and… 475 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,200 This is my girlfriend, Nola. 476 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,900 Nola? 477 00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:16,600 Nola… Devlin. Hi! I'm his girlfriend. 478 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,660 You are beyond pathetic. 479 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:23,600 You stopped calling me because you're dating this fat lady? 480 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:27,000 No, I stopped calling you because we broke up six months ago. 481 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,100 We're over. 482 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,000 We're not over until she sings. 483 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,200 You know what? 484 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,200 Hey! 485 00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,500 Classy, Ange. Thanks. 486 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,500 Nola, wait up! 487 00:28:44,540 --> 00:28:45,400 No, no, no! 488 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,500 I'm so sorry. Angie is a total psycho. I… 489 00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:51,000 Please, can I at least walk you home? 490 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,800 No, obviously I can take care of myself. 491 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,000 What if I just walk six steps behind you? 492 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,300 Then if I get mugged you can step in and save me. 493 00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:02,900 I'm an idiot, okay? I got caught off-guard. I had no idea that she'd be there. 494 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,200 I never should've used you like that. I'm sorry. 495 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,400 You know, you should be sorry. 496 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,400 Don't you get it? 497 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,300 Girls like me are easy targets for girls like that, you know? 498 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,800 You should have never put me in that position. 499 00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:22,000 It was humiliating for me. And believe me, my life is humiliating enough. 500 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,000 You have every right to be angry. But I would never humiliate you. 501 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,400 I just wanna know one thing! Why did you call me tonight? 502 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:29,700 To meet for a drink. 503 00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:33,700 No. You could have called a hundred girls just like that. 504 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:35,000 Why did you called ME? 505 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,500 I don't know. I… 506 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:41,300 I feel comfortable with you, I thought we could be friends. 507 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,500 You have a really interesting way of making new friends, you know? 508 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,900 I screwed up. 509 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,400 Come on, you've never done something stupid you regret? 510 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,300 Never. 511 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,400 Do I really need to remind you of the cheeseburger costume debacle? 512 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,200 I'm really truly sorry about tonight. 513 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,400 No, it's okay. 514 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,400 Friends? 515 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,400 Sure. Friends. 516 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,800 Okay. 517 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,200 So, what are your Saturdays like? 518 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:16,200 Oh, well. Saturdays I… I train with Oscar de la Hoya. Why? 519 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:21,200 Well, I wanted the chance to thank you for protecting me against Angie. 520 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,000 I'm working in a new project in L.A. for six weeks. 521 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,800 June 13th. Pick you up at noon? 522 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:31,600 Sure. Yeah. Noon. 523 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:35,800 -Six weeks? -Six weeks. 524 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,500 -Bye -Bye 525 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,300 Who am I kidding? 526 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:53,300 Hot, sexy guy does not want ordinary zaftig me. 527 00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:56,200 He wants someone like you. 528 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,500 Hey, girls, check this out. 529 00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:03,000 These jeans that you see me wearing today? 530 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,400 Found them in the back of my closet. 531 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,500 Last time I wore them I was 18. I tried them on and they fit! 532 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,700 When is your date with Chip? 533 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,500 We… we're friends. It's not a date. 534 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:14,900 Oh, but it could be. 535 00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:16,800 Yeah. He's way out of my league. 536 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,200 Why? Because you're smart and you're funny, and… 537 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,000 Hello! You gonna help me out here? 538 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,960 The lap-band is an inflatable device placed around the stomach 539 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,200 creating a small pouch. They don't remove any 540 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,900 of the digestive system and it's easy to reverse. 541 00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:32,800 This is way better for me than a gastric… 542 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,800 Thank you. 543 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,600 …than a gastric bypass. 544 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:39,800 Well, at least they're not going to reroute your intestines. 545 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:46,000 However the procedure is not without risks. One in 2500 patients die? 546 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,200 I already have high blood pressure. 547 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,800 I'm at risk for diabetes and heart disease. 548 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,500 It's been almost a month since we started the pact. 549 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,700 And you and Nola have lost weight. 550 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:03,600 I gained. 551 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:09,000 I want… need this. 552 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,400 Of course, you do. And we're your best friends. 553 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,800 We're here for you no matter what. 554 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,400 Good. 555 00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:23,500 Cause I already have it scheduled and you guys better be there. 556 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,800 I got your message. What's going on? 557 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,200 Richard Stanson called. 558 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,200 He wants to launch the book at September. 559 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,400 September? What happened to late October? 560 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,700 They want the book out before fall. 561 00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:36,200 And it gets better. 562 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:39,200 Shine is hosting a launch party for Belinda September 5th 563 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,600 and she's not even returning my e-mails 564 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,900 I talked to the editor at "Go Fab" magazine and she never even worked there. 565 00:32:43,940 --> 00:32:47,000 This could be like Jayson Blair and the New Times all over again. 566 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,500 You're overreacting. I doubt that… 567 00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:50,700 What the hell is going on? It's like she doesn't even exist. 568 00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:51,800 She exists! 569 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:56,200 You talked to her on the telephone. She is very shy and the book tour… 570 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,600 I mean, she hates doing personal appearances. 571 00:32:58,640 --> 00:32:59,500 I don't care. 572 00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:02,800 Belinda's contract specifically includes promotional tie-ins. 573 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,800 If she doesn't understand that then she'll have plenty of time 574 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,600 to reread the contract she's violated 575 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,400 in a little retreat called the Beacon Correctional Facility. 576 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,900 Now find her. 577 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:13,700 Go. 578 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,200 I'm thinking of using. 579 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:22,160 -Don't do it. 580 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,400 Whatever happened that'll be okay, eventually. 581 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,500 I'm not so sure about that. 582 00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:27,500 What's wrong? 583 00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:30,600 Can I ask you a legal hypothetical? 584 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:34,100 All right. Let's say there is a person. A singer. 585 00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:37,300 -What kind of singer? -I don't know. A country singer. 586 00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:38,900 -I like country. -Oh, okay, good. So… 587 00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:41,800 Let's say this country singer she's supposed to do a concert 588 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,300 but she doesn't show up. 589 00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:46,200 I'm assuming that concert people would probably sue her but 590 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,400 what if she doesn't have any money? Does she go to jail? 591 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,000 -What, like debtor's prison? -Yeah. 592 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,100 Yeah. If Dickens were still alive. 593 00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:57,800 These days they'd figure out something else. She'd do another concert for free. 594 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,700 Wow. What's going on? 595 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:06,200 Nothing. I just… I'm doing research for Belinda. 596 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,000 Right. No wonder you're eating. 597 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,199 What does that suppose to mean? 598 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:10,900 You do all the work, she takes the credit. 599 00:34:10,940 --> 00:34:12,000 Not true. 600 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,800 Oh, come on. You've always been the one to take the broken cookie. 601 00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:18,400 Because you don't think you deserve the good one. It's like you… 602 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,900 you stand in the shadows while other people shine. 603 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:24,700 I get it. It's easier to sabotage yourself stuffing your face 604 00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:27,199 than it is to just put yourself out there and risk failure. 605 00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:34,000 You know, broken or whole a cookie never rejects you. 606 00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:39,500 When you're ready you'll stand up. You'll take center stage. 607 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:44,000 But until then you need to find comfort without food. 608 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,600 Dear desperate in Duluth, do not give up on yourself. 609 00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:53,000 You are worth a million times more than that cheating husband of yours. 610 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,500 Your life isn't over because he is gone. 611 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,900 It is just beginning because you are free. 612 00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:06,500 Free from the lying, the deceit, the pain… 613 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:12,700 You, my friend, can be anything you want now. 614 00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:23,800 On my honor I will try to do my best to love my country and God 615 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,800 and obey all the rules set out in the handbook. 616 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,200 I always feel better after I pray. 617 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:34,600 That was the "Brownie Promise". 618 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,900 It's still sacred and I have the badges to prove it. 619 00:35:37,940 --> 00:35:40,300 I think the Valium is working. 620 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 Honey they're going to come get you soon. 621 00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:46,600 Thanks for being here, guys. It means a lot. 622 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:49,100 Where else would we be? 623 00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:51,800 Paul should be here. 624 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,400 You know what? You're changing. You know? 625 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,300 And some people are afraid of change. 626 00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:04,600 What's Paul think? I'll lose a few pounds and 627 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:09,500 George Clooney'll want to take me and the kids to Italy to ride Vespas? 628 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,600 Seriously no, right? 629 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,000 Listen: you can't let Paul dictate what you want. 630 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:20,400 You have to stand up for yourself. 631 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,500 I am so going to do that, 632 00:36:24,540 --> 00:36:28,900 once my stomach has been reduced to the size of a dill pickle. 633 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,700 I can't believe Paul's not here. Honestly, I mean, he's just… He's clueless. 634 00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,100 So are a lot of men. 635 00:36:42,140 --> 00:36:44,200 Ron's a man. He's not. 636 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:46,000 Yeah. But Ron's different. 637 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,900 Mm-mm. You're different. You stand up for yourself. 638 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:51,300 Not always. 639 00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:52,800 Yeah. Right. 640 00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:56,400 Okay. I'm gonna admit something here. 641 00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:01,900 I think that… Belinda Apple may be right. 642 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,600 I kinda feel like our Cinderella pact is working. 643 00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:11,200 You know that I wasn't always like this. I mean. I used to have a waist and… 644 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:16,800 Then I started working at Stanson and there wasn't a day that Ted Fines 645 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,500 wouldn't stare at my chest or… 646 00:37:19,540 --> 00:37:22,600 accidentally grab my ass. 647 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:25,500 I was like the ultimate doormat 648 00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:27,000 You never told me that. 649 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,500 That's embarrassing. 650 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:31,800 Here I am representing employees against sexual harassment 651 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,900 while I'm taking it myself. 652 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,300 So you put on weight. 653 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,500 Well, the bigger I got the less Ted hassled me. 654 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:45,600 You know, I've lost 21 pounds and I should be happy. 655 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:52,100 But what if I keep loosing weight and the harassment starts again? 656 00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:56,300 It won't. You won't let it. 657 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,700 Hey, sweety, we're here. 658 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,400 Am I thinner? 659 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:14,100 Definitely! 660 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,100 Excellent. 661 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,400 I snagged this from the fashion closet upstairs. 662 00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:33,200 Very nice. It'll look great with you eyes. 663 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,400 It's not for me. It's for you date… with Chip. 664 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,700 Again, not a date. A friend thing. 665 00:38:39,740 --> 00:38:42,900 Whatever. You can still look nice. Your clothes are swimming on you now 666 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,100 but you boobs, they still look great. And this tent look is getting old. 667 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,000 My boobs look great? 668 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,800 Totally. Chip will be very impressed. You know, in a friendly way. 669 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,800 Hi! 670 00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:06,000 Hey, you ready? I have a surprise. 671 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,400 My purse, my keys… 672 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,500 What? 673 00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:13,400 You look different. 674 00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:16,600 Good different or bad different. 675 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,100 Definitely… definitely good different. 676 00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:21,800 Okay, let's see this surprise. 677 00:39:21,850 --> 00:39:22,700 Yeah, come on. 678 00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:26,100 Right over here. 679 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,200 Oh, my god! 680 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,600 Yeah, well I do a lot of work for the dealership 681 00:39:37,650 --> 00:39:39,400 so they said we could take it for a test drive. 682 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,700 You brought this for me to ride? 683 00:39:45,740 --> 00:39:48,800 Yeah. I wanted to apologize… again. 684 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,000 You could've bought me a houseplant. 685 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,400 Come on. Let's take this baby for a ride. 686 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,400 I can't 687 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,800 Why not? 688 00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:00,400 She's so beautiful… I… I can't drive this car. 689 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:06,200 Well, there is some element of risk in living your dreams. 690 00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:17,200 Hold on. 691 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,500 You're no longer Volvo-safe. You are sports car fearless. 692 00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:29,100 Thank you. 693 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:35,000 Yes! There is something just so wrong about ketchup on a hot dog. 694 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,500 You sure you don't want anything? 695 00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:37,800 No, I'm good. It's… 696 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:41,560 I'm kind of doing this Cinderella pact with my friends. 697 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,100 We're trying to eat healthy, lose a little weight. 698 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,700 -Well, you look great. -Oh, thank you. 699 00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:50,200 Okay. That makes it official. This is the most fun I've ever had 700 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,500 without trans-fats being involved. 701 00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:54,900 Fast cars, compliments, what could be better? 702 00:40:54,940 --> 00:40:57,000 Yeah, you can't beat fast cars for fun 703 00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,800 and I've definitely had my fill in my danger-seeking irresponsible youth. 704 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,200 Oh! 705 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:04,860 What? 706 00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:06,000 No, nothing. 707 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:09,500 All right. It's just… You have a relationship 708 00:41:09,540 --> 00:41:12,300 with a Porsche dealership, right? You've had a lot of fast cars. 709 00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:14,800 And not that it's not a wonderful profession but 710 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,500 I didn't realize you could make so much money fixing people's computers. 711 00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:21,800 My… family has money, not me. 712 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:26,200 You know, and I've been slacking for a few years but I'm trying to change. 713 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:28,200 Oh, yeah? How's that working out for you? 714 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,400 Well, you know, one step forward, two steps back. 715 00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:33,000 Croquet! 716 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,000 -You play? -Oh, no, not anymore. 717 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:39,000 That was part of my danger-seeking, irresponsible youth. 718 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:45,100 I don't just play. I… I dominate. 719 00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:47,300 Really? 720 00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:48,400 Mm-mm 721 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,200 Mm 722 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:52,900 Well, I guess we're… going to have to see about that. 723 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:15,800 It's the last point in the match and Nola appears to be crumbling under the pressure. 724 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,700 Stop stalling! 725 00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:20,800 Losing to a girl would be humiliating for the cool guy. 726 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:25,200 She should remember that he found her her back-up fantasy car. 727 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,600 True. He should know 728 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:31,000 that if she let's him win it's only cause she took pity on him. 729 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:31,800 What is that? 730 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,600 What? 731 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:33,200 No! 732 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,400 Yes! He wins! 733 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,100 -No! -Yes! I did! 734 00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,100 -You cheated! -No, I did not. 735 00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:38,500 -He cheated! -No. 736 00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:39,500 -You guys saw that! -I did not. 737 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,700 Cheat! 738 00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:43,600 -Thank you, guys. -Thanks, guys. 739 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,200 -That was fun. -Yeah. 740 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:51,600 -So… -So… 741 00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:54,000 What's it like working for Belinda Apple? 742 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,700 Uh… exciting, frustrating. 743 00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:03,100 Sometimes I feel like she's taken over my life. 744 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:06,600 Sounds demanding. 745 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,000 More like all-consuming. 746 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,100 Do you ever feel like you're… living in Belinda's shadow? 747 00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:18,600 You know, like no one would ever take you seriously 748 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,600 if she weren't the name ahead of yours. 749 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:24,500 Yeah, all the time. 750 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,600 How'd you know? 751 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:31,100 Well, you have Belinda. I have my father. 752 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,800 We're both treading water at the same end of the pool. 753 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,000 Except I don't know how to swim. 754 00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:40,000 Yeah, I found people will generally tell who they are 755 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,800 the first three minutes you know them. You just have to listen. 756 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,900 Well, I don't think Angie told me she was a complete nut-job when we first met. 757 00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:51,800 Sometimes you have to close you eyes and listen between the lines. 758 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:54,700 Um, here. 759 00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:55,700 Oh, thank you. 760 00:43:55,740 --> 00:44:00,000 Thanks. So, thank you for a wonderful, wonderful day. 761 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:00,900 No, thank you. 762 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,500 Hey, so, listen. I'm going out of town again for work 763 00:44:04,540 --> 00:44:07,600 but maybe when I get back we can get together. Dinner? 764 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,200 Oh, god. No need. You know, you're totally forgiven 765 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:13,400 for Angie's behavior. You're off the hook. 766 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,300 Well, this next date would have nothing to do with Angie. 767 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,100 -Date? -August 31st? 768 00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:21,000 Oh, wow. You really like to plan in advance, don't you? 769 00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:23,300 What are you doing Thanksgiving two years from now? 770 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,200 All right. Well… 771 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:27,600 Hey, you bowl? 772 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,600 No. 773 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,400 Good. We'll go bowling. 774 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,300 That way I can reclaim my manhood. You in? 775 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,800 Sure. 776 00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:37,700 All right. 777 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,800 Now Corporate has decided they want Belinda to write the intro to the book. 778 00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:52,800 Call her in Botswana or wherever the hell she is. 779 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:53,800 I need it next week. 780 00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:59,500 I don't think Belinda wants to be part of the book's publication. 781 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,100 Excuse me? 782 00:45:02,140 --> 00:45:04,860 No, it's just she's only been writing for the magazine seven months. 783 00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:08,400 Maybe she thinks it's too early. 784 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:13,000 The publishing world is in serious trouble. Magazines are folding every day. 785 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:16,600 Shine was on line-support before Belinda started her column. 786 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,200 Ad-revs are up and Mr. Stanson likes her. 787 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:22,900 If she doesn't show up to support the book at the launch party he will be furious. 788 00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:26,000 He could kill the magazine. You got it? 789 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,900 Go. 790 00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:38,400 Hi. You're obviously the food lady. Can I leave these with you? 791 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,400 Why am I obviously the food lady? Is it because I'm not size two? Hm? 792 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,800 All right. Let me tell you something, Sherlock. 793 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,600 Real women, they don't look like the women you see on TV or magazine covers, okay? 794 00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:52,500 So go ahead. You tell me. 795 00:45:52,700 --> 00:45:55,100 Why must I obviously be the food lady? 796 00:45:55,140 --> 00:45:58,400 Because your… your desk says you are. 797 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,800 Right. Sorry. 798 00:46:07,700 --> 00:46:12,800 All right. I'm going to head home a little early tonight, everybody. I kind of… 799 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:17,000 Yeah, 'cause, you know, the last ride to Crazytown leaves, and I got shotgun. 800 00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:22,100 Oh! Oh, my god! 801 00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:23,300 What? 802 00:46:23,340 --> 00:46:25,900 The size 18 is too big! 803 00:46:25,940 --> 00:46:30,300 Oh! Okay, wait. Here, I'm going to… 804 00:46:30,340 --> 00:46:33,400 bring you some other sizes. Maybe these will fit. 805 00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:35,100 -Thanks. -Okay. 806 00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:37,200 Why can't Paul be excited about this? 807 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:39,700 The more weight I lose, the angrier he gets. 808 00:46:39,740 --> 00:46:42,700 I begged him to go to counseling, but he refused. 809 00:46:42,740 --> 00:46:44,200 That's no right, Deb. 810 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:46,200 What do you think Belinda would tell me to do? 811 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:49,400 Well, I think she'd say that you deserve to be loved unconditionally, 812 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,900 and if you're not you should consider your options. 813 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:59,600 I know, right? It's a 14. 814 00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:03,600 You know the last time I was a size 14? High school. 815 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,200 Oh, my god, Deb, you're so thin. 816 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,200 Oh, I'm not that thin. 817 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,800 Oh, I've lost 37 pounds. 818 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:14,800 37 pounds? Oh, my god. I'm just… I'm so proud of you. 819 00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,600 Oh, I couldn't have done it without you and Nancy and Belinda. 820 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,800 The Cinderella Pact rocks. 821 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,000 Now we need to find you something fantastic to wear on your date. 822 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:24,800 No, no, no. I'm good. 823 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,460 I've got something in the back of my closet. I can pull it out… 824 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:28,700 Okay, your brain needs to catch up with your body. 825 00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:31,000 Yeah, you need some clothes that actually fit you. 826 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:34,300 All right. We are not back-of-closet girls anymore. 827 00:47:34,340 --> 00:47:35,500 Deb, I… 828 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,800 You need a new dress. Good. Here, try. 829 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,400 Go. 830 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,700 You know what? Why… 831 00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:45,700 Eh, eh, eh. Do it for me. Go. 832 00:47:45,740 --> 00:47:46,900 I don't need… 833 00:47:46,940 --> 00:47:48,900 I don't want to hear it, I want to see it. 834 00:47:48,940 --> 00:47:54,200 Dear stuck in a rut: A date is nothing to freak out over. 835 00:47:56,100 --> 00:48:01,000 Wear something that says "I am confident and prepared for anything" 836 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:14,400 Makeup should enhance, not camouflage your own unique qualities. 837 00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,700 And most importantly, be yourself. 838 00:48:16,740 --> 00:48:20,300 You don't want to be with anyone who doesn't see the real you. 839 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000 -Hey. -Hi. 840 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:35,800 Hi. Come on in. 841 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:42,000 Hey, you look great. I mean, you know, not that, you know, 842 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:45,200 you didn't look great before, but you were… more… 843 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:47,100 more… 844 00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:49,400 No, I… 845 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,500 There's not really a graceful way out of this, is there? 846 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,500 This is uncharted territory. Come on. Can I… 847 00:48:53,540 --> 00:48:54,800 offer you something to drink? 848 00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:58,400 I have diet root beer, diet cola, diet ice tea, wine… 849 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,300 -I'll take the wine. -Okay, great. 850 00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:01,600 But only if it is diet. 851 00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:05,000 Uh, make… make yourself at home. 852 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:11,500 So… how long since I've seen you, anyway? 853 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:20,100 So, that was either totally inappropriate and awkward, or… 854 00:49:20,140 --> 00:49:24,200 Or it was really spontaneous and and nice. I mean, it was nice for me. 855 00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:26,900 -It was nice, wasn't it? -Very. 856 00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,300 -And not at all awkward. -No. Not at all. 857 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,000 -Not like this conversation. -Right. 858 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,000 -Drink? -Oh, yeah. I'd love one. 859 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:33,600 Great. 860 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,100 I can't seem to… 861 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,800 -May I? -Yes. Please. 862 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,800 -Can you excuse me… -Oh, yeah. 863 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,300 I'll be right back. 864 00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:51,800 Nola Devlin, girl gone wild. 865 00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:53,500 Okay, don't freak out. 866 00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:55,300 Nance, what's wrong? 867 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,200 I'm working and my computer crashed. 868 00:49:57,240 --> 00:50:00,600 Oh, well, Nancy, I know that's a real bummer, and I'm sorry, but I gotta… 869 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,600 Yeah, but they sent Chip over to fix it. He's standing in front of me right now, 870 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,300 and believe me, he is so not the hot guy from the gym. 871 00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:12,100 No, Chip is standing in my living room right now. He just kissed me. 872 00:50:12,140 --> 00:50:14,900 Whoever kissed you isn't Chip, the computer guy. 873 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,200 Well, then, who the hell is standing in my living room? 874 00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,000 Who are you? 875 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,000 I know you're not Chip. 876 00:50:26,100 --> 00:50:27,200 Oh, god. Listen… 877 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,000 No, no, no. Are you even in tech support? 878 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:30,400 No. 879 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,300 Oh, god, please tell me you're not a serial killer. 880 00:50:32,340 --> 00:50:34,000 I'm not a serial killer. 881 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,800 Look, you can put down the candlestick. 882 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,700 Who are you? 883 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:40,700 Alex Stanson. 884 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:47,400 As in Stanson Publishing "Alex Stanson"? 885 00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,800 That would be my father, Alex senior. 886 00:50:55,100 --> 00:51:00,900 So… Why did you let me think you were computer Chip? 887 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:08,000 That day that you got in my truck thinking I was Chip, 888 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,300 I had just come from a meeting with my father. 889 00:51:11,340 --> 00:51:17,600 My relationship with him is strained at best. 890 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,600 And you totally turned that day around for me. 891 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:28,600 You were unguarded, gutsy, funny, and you were interested in me. 892 00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:31,500 I didn't want to ruin it by telling you who I was. 893 00:51:31,540 --> 00:51:35,200 I tell people who I am and they just start acting differently. 894 00:51:35,340 --> 00:51:38,300 Plus, I'm kind of in this new phase of my life. 895 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,200 Your "fat girl" phase? 896 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,000 My "trying to be a better person" phase. 897 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:48,800 I have one last shot to prove my worth in the family business. 898 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:54,400 You see, I quit five years ago, and now that I've come back, 899 00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:57,600 my father put me in charge of a new book division. 900 00:51:59,100 --> 00:51:59,700 My idea. 901 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,200 Our first book… 902 00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:06,400 is a collection of Belinda Apple's columns. 903 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:10,900 I'm so achingly aware of that, and this has just become a nightmare. 904 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,800 You knew I edited her columns. 905 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:21,400 Yeah. 906 00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:24,600 Please go. 907 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,400 Look, Nola… 908 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,800 You used me. 909 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,400 That is not true. 910 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:32,800 Yes, okay, in the beginning, I maybe I saw an opportunity 911 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,400 to learn more about Belinda, but then that changed, 912 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:39,000 and I wanted to learn more about you. 913 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,200 Belinda works for you. 914 00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:43,300 I work for you. Your family… 915 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,900 This doesn't work. Okay? It doesn't work. 916 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,200 You have… please don't say anything else. 917 00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:51,200 Just… just go. 918 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,700 Alex Stanson Jr., the only heir to the Stanson empire, 919 00:53:13,740 --> 00:53:18,600 which includes magazines, newspapers, extensive real estate holdings, 920 00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:20,900 has turned being a trust fund playboy into an art. 921 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,500 He goes through women like other men go through socks. 922 00:53:26,540 --> 00:53:27,400 Devlin? 923 00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:29,800 Yeah. 924 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,600 Do you know what this is? 925 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,600 Belinda Apple's contract for her book. 926 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,800 Do you know what should be right there? 927 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:37,900 Her signature. 928 00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:41,200 The book launch party is in less than a week. Legal is going crazy. 929 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:44,600 I sent someone from our London office to the address Belinda gave us, 930 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:48,300 but all she found was a post office box with some fan mail addressed to Belinda. 931 00:53:48,340 --> 00:53:49,800 I need proof of life. 932 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,400 What, like Belinda's severed ear wrapped in today's newspaper? 933 00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:57,600 No. Like a personal appearance on September 5th. 934 00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,200 If she doesn't show, that will be my proof. 935 00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:03,800 I will go talk to Legal after lunch, okay? 936 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:17,400 Hey, Nancy, are we still meeting at the track after work? I… 937 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:19,400 I really need to talk. 938 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,300 Nance! 939 00:54:23,340 --> 00:54:25,200 Oh! thank god! 940 00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:27,400 I guess that you don't want to talk about the last night, 941 00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,100 and I'm glad that you're still alive, but 942 00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:30,600 who the hell was the guy in your apartment? 943 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,200 All right, it turns out that the most perfect guy I've ever met 944 00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:35,500 is the guy publishing Belinda Apple's new book 945 00:54:35,540 --> 00:54:37,800 Alex Stanson junior. 946 00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,000 Your "Chip" is Alex Stanson? No way. 947 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,300 Yes. yes, yes. yes way. 948 00:54:42,340 --> 00:54:43,600 Wow. 949 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,100 Oh, god. there's more. 950 00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:49,960 I really liked him, a lot. 951 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,400 And the awful part is I think he really liked me. 952 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,500 Well, why are you talking about this in the past-tense? 953 00:54:54,540 --> 00:54:58,000 Because there can be no future-tense. There can't be any tense. 954 00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,600 Listen, I… 955 00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:02,400 I need to tell you something, okay? 956 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:04,600 What? 957 00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:08,100 I'm Belinda Apple. 958 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,500 What? That's impossible. 959 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,900 You know, nine months ago, Lori wanted an advice columnist, 960 00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:17,900 she wouldn't give me a shot because I didn't look the part? 961 00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:20,600 All right, well, I came up with a plan, and… 962 00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:23,800 I created "Belinda Apple". 963 00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,400 That's not a plan, that's insanity. 964 00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:27,300 Yeah. 965 00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:33,300 -Who's the woman on the billboards? -Me, with a little Photoshop. 966 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,100 Does anyone else know about this? 967 00:55:36,140 --> 00:55:39,400 No! It wasn't supposed to go this far. 968 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,400 I mean, she wasn't supposed to become famous. 969 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:46,000 I just… I was gonna write as Belinda for a little while to prove that I 970 00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:49,100 could do it, and then I was gonna go into Lori's office and tell her 971 00:55:49,140 --> 00:55:51,700 that she shouldn't judge people on their jeans size, 972 00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:53,800 she should be judging them on their qualifications. 973 00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,600 Yeah, I really wish that you had. I mean… 974 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,230 You deserve that job, fat or thin. 975 00:55:58,270 --> 00:55:59,900 You need to believe that you deserve it. 976 00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:00,800 Yeah. 977 00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:02,800 Nancy, listen. 978 00:56:06,300 --> 00:56:09,600 I'm so sorry I didn't tell you sooner. 979 00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:15,400 Look, putting aside the fact that one of my best friends couldn't… 980 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:20,200 wouldn't tell me about something this important, putting that aside, 981 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:23,500 do you have any idea what kind of a professional crap-storm 982 00:56:23,540 --> 00:56:25,000 you've just rained down on me? 983 00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:26,000 I'm so sorry. 984 00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:29,100 Look, if I don't say something, and this comes out, 985 00:56:29,140 --> 00:56:31,800 I could be fired for knowing about it and doing nothing. 986 00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:34,500 So what are you going to do? 987 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:36,800 Nothing. 988 00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:38,800 I know you. 989 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:40,100 I love you. 990 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,800 And you will do the right thing. 991 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:44,600 Yeah. 992 00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,000 You know, one good thing has come out of all of this. 993 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,100 What? 994 00:56:48,140 --> 00:56:51,400 The Cinderella pact. You look amazing. 995 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,500 Yeah, I've lost another five pounds. 996 00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:57,200 How am I going to get out of this in one piece? 997 00:56:57,300 --> 00:56:58,800 Lori's coming apart at the seams. 998 00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:02,700 I mean, she's got this contract she wants Belinda to sign. You know? she's crazy! 999 00:57:02,740 --> 00:57:05,800 And I can't keep stalling her for very much longer. 1000 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,400 Come on. We're gonna figure this out. 1001 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,500 It's Deb. 1002 00:57:10,540 --> 00:57:11,700 -Where? -Shh. 1003 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:13,400 Hey, Deb. 1004 00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:18,500 Hey. Deb, where are you? 1005 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:23,900 -If anything, scotch makes you happy. -Hey, guys! this is Josh. 1006 00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:26,400 Josh, these are the friends I was telling you about. 1007 00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:27,500 Do you want a drink? 1008 00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:30,400 No. No, I think we're good. 1009 00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,800 I thought you weren't supposed to drink after your surgery? 1010 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,000 Who are you, her mother? 1011 00:57:34,900 --> 00:57:36,800 No, Josh. Her best friend. 1012 00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:38,500 Come on. 1013 00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,000 Do you mind telling us what you think you're doing? 1014 00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:46,200 I was just having some fun. Is that a crime? 1015 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:50,600 Okay, "fun" is a pedicure. "Fun" is a great day at the beach. 1016 00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:51,900 A fast car is "fun", 1017 00:57:51,940 --> 00:57:54,800 not knocking back manhattans with some random businessman. 1018 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:55,900 You're married! 1019 00:57:55,940 --> 00:58:00,400 I know. I've been settling my whole life. I don't want to settle anymore. 1020 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,560 You know, it's terrifying, 1021 00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:07,980 but for the first time ever, I feel like I have choices. 1022 00:58:08,020 --> 00:58:10,400 And isn't that why I went through the surgery? 1023 00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:11,900 Do you know what I did today? 1024 00:58:11,940 --> 00:58:14,200 I went to an assembly at my son's school. 1025 00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:18,100 I was so happy being there, just a mom sitting in the audience, 1026 00:58:18,140 --> 00:58:21,000 not some fat woman everyone was staring at. 1027 00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:22,900 Paul never showed. 1028 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:26,600 Do you know why I married him? 1029 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:29,500 Because I was scared no one else would have me. 1030 00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:31,700 Do you know what's worse? He knew that! 1031 00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:34,600 He doesn't love me, he just wants to control me. 1032 00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:36,800 Are you gonna leave him? 1033 00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,400 I don't know. 1034 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,900 What would Belinda say? 1035 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,500 Yeah. what would Belinda say? 1036 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:56,700 I think she'd tell you that you deserve better than trolling in bars for attention from strange men. 1037 00:58:56,740 --> 00:58:59,700 You are better. And you know what? 1038 00:58:59,740 --> 00:59:02,000 You should create the life you deserve. 1039 00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,500 That's exactly what she'd say. 1040 00:59:05,540 --> 00:59:06,800 Yeah, no joke. 1041 00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:09,900 Tell her. 1042 00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:12,100 What? 1043 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:18,200 She is Belinda. 1044 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,200 That's impossible. 1045 00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:25,100 You're Belinda? 1046 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,400 I'm Belinda. 1047 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:32,800 But how? 1048 00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,600 It's really complicated. I mean… 1049 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,400 Well, I started by submitting my columns electronically to Lori… 1050 00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:41,900 Do you mean all the advice I got from Belinda, 1051 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:47,700 the advice that I changed my life for, the Cinderella pact, that was all a lie? 1052 00:59:47,740 --> 00:59:51,500 No. No! I believed every word. 1053 00:59:51,540 --> 00:59:55,000 It just… it seemed like you would listen to it more 1054 00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:56,800 when it came from someone like Belinda. 1055 00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,800 I just want what's best for you. 1056 00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:01,600 And to regain my power and be the person I am inside. 1057 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,500 Yes! yes! yes! 1058 01:00:03,540 --> 01:00:06,500 That was part of the pact, and we were supposed to be honest 1059 01:00:06,540 --> 01:00:08,500 We would always be honest with one another. 1060 01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:12,200 And you were lying from the start. 1061 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:15,000 You never believed any of this could be real. 1062 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:19,100 That's not true. I hoped it would be. I did. 1063 01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:23,700 Losing weight has given me the confidence 1064 01:00:23,740 --> 01:00:26,200 to stand up for myself and be honest about my feelings. 1065 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,500 You have no idea how much you've hurt me. 1066 01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:37,000 Well, I don't want to deal with this right now. 1067 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:38,800 I can't. 1068 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:41,800 I'll go. 1069 01:00:47,700 --> 01:00:50,800 Nola, hi. Sorry about leaving a message. Again. 1070 01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:52,900 Since I haven't heard from you, 1071 01:00:52,940 --> 01:00:56,800 you are either, "a" on a road trip with Otis and too busy to check your messages, 1072 01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:01,200 or "b" in the finals of an international croquet tournament and unaware you have messages, 1073 01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,100 or "c" avoiding me and hoping I stop calling. 1074 01:01:04,140 --> 01:01:07,700 I vote for "a" or "b", because "c" makes me sad. 1075 01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,400 Yes, hello, is Charlotte there? 1076 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,600 This is her client, Belinda Apple. 1077 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:30,200 Could you let her know that I need her to call me as soon as possible, please? 1078 01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:32,200 Thank you. 1079 01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:58,100 Charlotte? 1080 01:01:58,140 --> 01:01:59,300 Yes? 1081 01:02:00,900 --> 01:02:03,200 I'm Nola Devlin, Belinda Apple's editor. 1082 01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:04,300 Where is she? 1083 01:02:04,340 --> 01:02:06,300 Actually, you're looking right at her. 1084 01:02:06,340 --> 01:02:07,600 I'm Belinda Apple. 1085 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,500 Of course you are, darling. There's a little bit of "Belinda" in all of us. 1086 01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:12,600 No, Charlotte. 1087 01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:15,400 I'm your client. I'm Belinda Apple. 1088 01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:23,100 But you're so not-British, or stylish. No offense. 1089 01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:27,700 I thought you'd be younger, but then 1090 01:02:27,740 --> 01:02:31,200 maturity is just experience wrapped in wrinkles, isn't it? 1091 01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:35,000 Oh, my god. You really are Belinda. 1092 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:39,700 Correction: I've been pretending to be her, and I've hurt the people I love the most. 1093 01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:42,400 My whole life is a monumental train wreck. 1094 01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:45,200 I'm probably gonna get fired, go to jail, and never work as a journalist again, 1095 01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,300 and I was just wondering if you could help me. 1096 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:49,900 Oh, lord, let's get you a drink. 1097 01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:54,400 Wow, you have got yourself into quite the quandary. 1098 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,900 I know, and I can't fake it anymore. I can't. 1099 01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:00,750 You can fake a lot of things, but you cannot fake talent, 1100 01:03:00,790 --> 01:03:03,800 -whether you call yourself Belinda or Nina… -Nola. 1101 01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:09,200 Whatever. You are a writer. Believe in that. Women love your column. 1102 01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,400 I have the fan mail to prove it. 1103 01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:14,600 Fan mail is not going to keep me out of jail. 1104 01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:17,000 Okay then. Okay then. 1105 01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:21,100 You do have some options. One: do nothing. 1106 01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:22,800 Let the chips fall where they may. 1107 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:27,900 Two: write a letter of resignation, quit before the whole thing falls apart. 1108 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,000 But your legal problems won't go away. 1109 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,800 Or three: show up, tell the truth, and watch the whole thing implode in person. 1110 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:38,900 It's perfect. 1111 01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:41,600 Well, not the imploding part, of course, but 1112 01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:44,000 why shouldn't you go to that party? 1113 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:47,500 Um, here's a clue: I'm not Belinda Apple. 1114 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,800 Not yet. But with a little work 1115 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,500 I think you could bring her to life. 1116 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:55,600 You're crazy. 1117 01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:58,000 Yeah, "crazy" is sometimes the basis of genius. 1118 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,200 Go as Belinda. 1119 01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:07,100 You keep your secret, I keep my commission, that's a win-win situation. 1120 01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:11,100 Nobody is ever going to believe that I'm Belinda Apple. 1121 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,200 Think about it. 1122 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:24,460 Nola? 1123 01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:28,400 Chip! Alex… whoever you are. 1124 01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:29,900 What are you doing here? 1125 01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:34,400 Um, I was supposed to meet Belinda Apple's literary agent 1126 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:37,000 but I just got a message saying she had to cancel. 1127 01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:41,000 Have you eaten dinner? 1128 01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:44,400 Haven't eaten lunch and this is dinner. 1129 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,400 Wow. It looks like your Cinderella diet's a little extreme. 1130 01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:51,000 -Cinderella pact. -Right. 1131 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:52,900 And you have no idea how extreme. 1132 01:04:52,940 --> 01:04:55,600 It kinda messes with your head, you know? 1133 01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:00,000 I don't, but I know you need some food, real food, 1134 01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,200 and since it looks like you've lost even more weight, 1135 01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:04,700 I think you could afford to eat something. 1136 01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:05,600 Thank you. 1137 01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:08,500 Sorry I lied. 1138 01:05:08,540 --> 01:05:12,200 Okay, listen. you lie, I lie, everybody lies. 1139 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:16,000 We all tell little lies, and big lies, and middle-of-the-road lies. 1140 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:18,000 We're not to be trusted. 1141 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:21,600 Cheaters never prosper. Or is it liars? Gosh, I can never remember. 1142 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:27,300 Go home, Alex Stanson. 1143 01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:29,400 I don't want to go home. 1144 01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,900 You're a nice guy. 1145 01:05:32,940 --> 01:05:37,100 You're a really, really nice guy. You're too nice for me. 1146 01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:38,400 That's not true. 1147 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:46,900 You don't know the real Nola Devlin, the inner-workings, the heart and soul. 1148 01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:49,500 Well, here's what I do know: 1149 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:55,700 Nola Devlin is funny, smart, pretty. 1150 01:05:56,500 --> 01:05:59,500 See? Too nice. 1151 01:05:59,540 --> 01:06:02,300 I like who I am with you. 1152 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:08,400 I'm not who you think I am. I mean, I am, I am, but I'm not. 1153 01:06:09,300 --> 01:06:10,900 Don't we all feel that way? 1154 01:06:10,940 --> 01:06:13,100 Oh, listen, I'm serious. There is no… 1155 01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:20,300 Very nice. 1156 01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:25,000 Did I just say that out loud? 1157 01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:25,800 No. 1158 01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:34,300 Oh, sorry. 1159 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:43,100 Wait. 1160 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:48,100 I am not like other girls you've been with. 1161 01:06:48,140 --> 01:06:48,800 Thank god. 1162 01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:55,400 No, it's just that… See, my body is… 1163 01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:56,500 Beautiful. 1164 01:06:57,900 --> 01:06:59,600 You have a beautiful body. 1165 01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:12,900 Let's never leave here, ever. 1166 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:18,700 Oh, god. Let me guess. Taiwan for six weeks. 1167 01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:22,730 No. Actually L.A. for a shareholder's meeting, 1168 01:07:22,770 --> 01:07:25,100 and then back here Friday for the book launch. 1169 01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:28,600 Alex, about the book launch… 1170 01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:36,000 What if Belinda doesn't show? I mean, she can be really unreliable. 1171 01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:43,600 Well, if she doesn't show she'll be letting down a lot of people. 1172 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,400 I'm sure it would be disappointing for you, 1173 01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:48,700 since you're as much a part of the book as Belinda is. 1174 01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,700 -Look, Alex, I… -Nola, 1175 01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:54,000 I think I'm falling in love with you. 1176 01:08:10,100 --> 01:08:12,200 Chip? Alex? 1177 01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:16,100 -Hey. -Hi. 1178 01:08:16,140 --> 01:08:17,200 Good morning. 1179 01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:22,800 I have to catch my flight. Go back to sleep. 1180 01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:25,800 I'll see you at the book launch. 1181 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:27,400 All right. 1182 01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:29,000 -Get some rest. -Okay. 1183 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:35,300 Bye. 1184 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:40,600 Wait. 1185 01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:45,500 There is no Belinda Apple, and I'm a big fat liar. 1186 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,200 Hey, Nola! whatcha doing? 1187 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,600 Hey, Joy, have you seen Lori? 1188 01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:19,500 She's getting her dress fitted for the party. 1189 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,900 Oh, but, hey, if you see her, can you tell her that Belinda's agent 1190 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,000 sent over a ton of fan mail from her office last night? 1191 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:28,300 Fan mail? 1192 01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:30,200 Well, it is in the mail room. 1193 01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:33,000 Thanks, Joy. 1194 01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:52,800 Dear Belinda, you saved my life! I was 216… 1195 01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:55,800 Dear Belinda, thank you, thank you, thank you. 1196 01:09:55,900 --> 01:09:57,700 You gave me the courage to stand up for myself… 1197 01:09:57,900 --> 01:10:02,500 Belinda, you are my guardian angel. You inspired me to follow my dreams… 1198 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:06,200 Dear Miss Apple, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be here writing this letter. 1199 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,000 Hey, Nance. 1200 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:17,200 Hey. You ready for tomorrow? 1201 01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:18,800 What's tomorrow? 1202 01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:19,200 Oh, it's end-game. 1203 01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:23,000 The day we go back to the Willoughby Cafe and witness some serious grovelling? 1204 01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,500 Right. Right. God. 1205 01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:31,500 My dress is gone. 1206 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:33,400 Your goal dress? 1207 01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:37,400 Have you heard from Deb? 1208 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:38,900 No. 1209 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,700 Alex Stanson said he loves me. 1210 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:47,900 I don't know what to do. 1211 01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:54,600 I have this invitation here for Nola to Belinda Apple's book launch. 1212 01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:59,200 This is a letter from a woman in Duluth 1213 01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:03,000 telling Belinda that she saved her life. 1214 01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:07,400 Alex wants me, Nola, to go to the book launch with him. 1215 01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:09,600 This woman needs Belinda to show up. 1216 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,700 I can't be both people at the same time. 1217 01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,800 Rewind. He said he loves you? 1218 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,300 Yeah. 1219 01:11:18,340 --> 01:11:19,100 Wow. 1220 01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,500 And it's killing me. 1221 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:26,900 I just… should have listened! You were right. 1222 01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:28,800 You know, why did I make all this stuff up? 1223 01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:32,600 I should have just believed in myself enough to tell Lori the truth from the beginning, and… 1224 01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:33,700 That is disgusting. 1225 01:11:33,740 --> 01:11:36,100 Well, a little simplistic maybe, but… 1226 01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:41,700 For years, I have been hiding myself under a homemade fat suit 1227 01:11:41,740 --> 01:11:43,700 so you wouldn't treat me like a sex object, 1228 01:11:43,740 --> 01:11:47,600 and then I started shrinking my body and building my self-esteem. 1229 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:50,500 I even started to think "maybe Ted's not so bad", 1230 01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:52,300 "Maybe I was just imagining things" 1231 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:56,900 but there is no way that I imagined your hand on her ass. 1232 01:11:56,940 --> 01:12:00,800 A kid so fresh out of law school that she still has the bar tapes memorized. 1233 01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:02,900 You're fired. 1234 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:06,300 I don't think so. 1235 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:10,200 When I put together the sexual harassment suit I have planned, 1236 01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:12,700 you'll be the one holding the pink slip. 1237 01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:21,000 -Did that feel as good as it looked? -Oh, so much better. 1238 01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:28,800 This doesn't feel right without Deb. 1239 01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:32,200 She's… she'll come around. She's just… she's got a lot going on right now. 1240 01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,300 Ladies, table for two? 1241 01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:37,300 Remember us? 1242 01:12:38,300 --> 01:12:40,300 Oh, no. I'm so sorry. 1243 01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:42,600 We were here four months ago. 1244 01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:45,200 You wouldn't seat us at the table by the window. 1245 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:47,000 I'm sorry. I don't remember. 1246 01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:50,600 We were a little bit… larger then. 1247 01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:52,200 Yeah, we were fat. 1248 01:12:53,100 --> 01:12:54,500 You said it was reserved. 1249 01:12:54,540 --> 01:12:57,150 You were paranoid about people walking by, 1250 01:12:57,190 --> 01:13:00,200 thinking this is restaurant where fat, pathetic women eat. 1251 01:13:03,100 --> 01:13:08,000 So, you got all that from me telling you that that table was reserved, and I'm the one who's paranoid? 1252 01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:11,900 We'll take the table by the window. 1253 01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:14,400 I'm sorry. It's occupied. 1254 01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:25,900 Do you mean we've been holding a grudge for four months for nothing? 1255 01:13:25,940 --> 01:13:27,900 Oh, but don't we look fabulous? 1256 01:13:27,940 --> 01:13:29,500 I mean, the Cinderella pact worked. 1257 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:32,100 Yeah, then why are you still wearing black? Where's your red? 1258 01:13:32,140 --> 01:13:37,800 Deb, Deb, Deb. It's about discovering the women we are inside. 1259 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:42,200 Let me tell ya, Ron is loving the woman I am on the inside. 1260 01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:45,200 Well, girls, I'm afraid my bikini dream is over. 1261 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,200 -It was a tad too ambitious for me. -No! 1262 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,700 No, but I'm looking forward to dealing with reality in a tankini. 1263 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:59,700 You guys, I'm so happy that the Cinderella pact worked for both of you, 1264 01:13:57,100 --> 01:14:00,200 but I don't think it worked for me. See… 1265 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:04,500 I have no idea who I am or what I'm supposed to do here. 1266 01:14:04,540 --> 01:14:07,460 You know, like, the book launch is tomorrow night, and if I don't go, 1267 01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:10,900 I'm going to betray all of those women who poured their hearts out to me, 1268 01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:12,500 and I don't want to hurt them 1269 01:14:12,540 --> 01:14:15,400 the way you were hurt when you found out Belinda Apple didn't exist. 1270 01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:21,300 And Alex? I'm in love with him, and he's gonna hate me. 1271 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:22,960 I should have told him. 1272 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,500 I should be telling him right now, and I don't know how to. 1273 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:27,800 Belinda has to go to that party. 1274 01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:29,700 Belinda doesn't exist. 1275 01:14:32,900 --> 01:14:37,200 It's your wisdom, your wit, your insight. You're the one every one's listening to. 1276 01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:40,100 You're the one who gave me the courage to start a new life. 1277 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:47,000 As hard as it is, I have to leave Paul. But it's okay. It's good, even. 1278 01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:50,900 And do you think that I could have stood up to Ted without you or Belinda? 1279 01:14:50,940 --> 01:14:55,900 She's been there all along. You've just been looking on the outside when you should've been looking in. 1280 01:14:57,100 --> 01:15:01,500 So, no more broken cookies. No more standing in the shadows. 1281 01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:04,900 It's time you took center stage. Okay? 1282 01:15:04,940 --> 01:15:05,900 Okay. 1283 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:08,100 Nola? Before we get started… 1284 01:15:08,140 --> 01:15:10,360 It wasn't gone. 1285 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:13,200 We bought it for you a couple of days ago. 1286 01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,500 Somehow we knew that you'd need it. 1287 01:15:17,100 --> 01:15:18,600 And these. 1288 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,600 Oh, m--! 1289 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,000 And this. Your fantasy car. 1290 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:55,700 You are Cinderella! 1291 01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:00,100 Here it is. 1292 01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:03,400 Oh, my goodness. I'm so nervous, you guys. 1293 01:17:05,900 --> 01:17:08,700 Let's cover you up a little. 1294 01:17:08,740 --> 01:17:10,500 Oh, that's perfect 1295 01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:12,200 Beautiful. 1296 01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:14,800 -Ready? -Yeah, I'm ready. 1297 01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:16,300 -Here we go. -Up. 1298 01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:24,900 Belinda! Belinda! 1299 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:29,900 Belinda? 1300 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:32,900 She's really looking forward to meeting you. 1301 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,500 Is she ready? I'd really like to see her. 1302 01:17:37,900 --> 01:17:39,600 I will… I will do that. thank you. 1303 01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:43,700 -Alex, right? hi! I'm Deb. -Hi. Yeah. 1304 01:17:43,740 --> 01:17:47,400 -Friend of Nola's. Gym. -Right, the gym. 1305 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:51,000 ladies and gentlemen, tonight we are here to introduce to you 1306 01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:55,400 Stanson publishing's new book "Apple gets to the core" 1307 01:17:55,400 --> 01:18:01,400 a compilation of columns by Shine magazine's renowned advice columnist, Belinda Apple. 1308 01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:06,900 It is now my great honor to introduce to you Belinda Apple! 1309 01:18:18,100 --> 01:18:20,000 it's so nice to finally meet… 1310 01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:22,400 oh, my god! 1311 01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:33,900 Oh, thank you all for the very warm welcome. 1312 01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:41,600 I'm so happy that Stanson books is publishing my book. 1313 01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:44,500 My book… 1314 01:18:46,300 --> 01:18:48,000 It is my book. 1315 01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:53,100 I can't do this. 1316 01:18:54,700 --> 01:18:59,700 I thought I could but I… I can't. 1317 01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:05,200 A year ago 1318 01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:10,000 I was an overweight copy editor 1319 01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:11,800 who couldn't get a break. 1320 01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:19,500 There were people who told me that 1321 01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:20,200 I was just a big girl with a big dream, and… 1322 01:19:20,300 --> 01:19:24,500 somehow, I let myself believe that. 1323 01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:32,000 So I created Belinda Apple, someone I thought I could never be. 1324 01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:37,200 Pretty, beautiful, confident, thin… 1325 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,100 Someone with all the answers. 1326 01:19:41,300 --> 01:19:45,800 I used Belinda to protect myself from rejection and failure. 1327 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,400 I'm so sorry that I lied 1328 01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:57,000 to all of the women who have been so honest with me, with Belinda. 1329 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,100 I have to be honest with you. 1330 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:11,300 There is no Belinda Apple, there's just me, Nola Devlin. 1331 01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:18,700 But here's the thing-- inside, me and Belinda, we're the same person. 1332 01:20:18,740 --> 01:20:21,000 It just took me till tonight to figure it out. 1333 01:20:22,900 --> 01:20:25,400 To all the beautiful women that brought me here tonight, 1334 01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:31,300 just know that you're your own fairy godmothers, so, 1335 01:20:31,340 --> 01:20:36,300 keep dreaming your dreams and creating your magic 1336 01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:40,200 and writing your own happy endings. 1337 01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:43,700 That's all. 1338 01:20:57,500 --> 01:20:59,100 Great party! 1339 01:20:59,140 --> 01:21:00,200 Oh, they loved you! 1340 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,900 They love Nola Devlin as much as they love Belinda Apple! 1341 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:03,600 Yeah! 1342 01:21:03,740 --> 01:21:07,100 -Have you guys seen Alex? -Sorry, honey. 1343 01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:09,800 You know, I thought for sure he was gonna forgive you. 1344 01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:12,200 Oh, maybe he'll change his mind. 1345 01:21:13,300 --> 01:21:14,100 Maybe. 1346 01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:17,600 All right, I think I'm going to head home. 1347 01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:18,600 Oh. 1348 01:21:18,900 --> 01:21:20,200 You guys, have fun. 1349 01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,700 Well, you know what happens to Cinderella at midnight. 1350 01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:32,500 No! 1351 01:21:32,940 --> 01:21:34,300 Wait! 1352 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:37,100 Wait, please! Wait! 1353 01:21:39,540 --> 01:21:41,000 Wait! 1354 01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,900 Wait, stop, sir! Please, stop! 1355 01:21:49,900 --> 01:21:52,600 Just perfect. 1356 01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,600 You lose something? 1357 01:21:57,900 --> 01:22:00,400 Yeah. 1358 01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:03,800 Yeah. My shoe. 1359 01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:07,500 May I? 1360 01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:20,800 Midnight. 1361 01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:24,500 Isn't that some kind of defining moment for Cinderella? 1362 01:22:26,700 --> 01:22:33,100 Well, it's the moment where she turns back into her true self and… 1363 01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:36,360 hopes that Prince Charming will see through the disguise and forgive her and… 1364 01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:39,000 But just… one last question for Belinda. 1365 01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:40,900 Yeah? 1366 01:22:42,300 --> 01:22:43,800 Well, there's this girl… 1367 01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:46,100 Ah, well, see? there's always a girl. 1368 01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:49,000 What's the problem? 1369 01:22:49,900 --> 01:22:52,100 A few days ago, I poured my heart out to her 1370 01:22:52,140 --> 01:22:54,100 and told her I thought I was falling in love with her. 1371 01:22:55,900 --> 01:22:56,800 Have you changed your mind? 1372 01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:58,900 No. 1373 01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:00,700 I told her how I feel. 1374 01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:03,800 But she hasn't told me how she feels. 1375 01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:09,900 Well, that's not a problem 1376 01:23:09,940 --> 01:23:12,200 cause I happen to know she loves you right back. 1377 01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:18,600 Whoo-hoo! 1378 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:30,000 Transcript and sync: Héctor Lahoz (hectorlahoz@yahoo.es) 107787

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