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We are all Cinderella.
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No matter what our size.
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Within each one of us
there is a unique beauty and grace.
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Finding that beauty, however, isn't easy.
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See, Cinderella had to first recognize
that her problem wasn't her evil stepmother.
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Her problem was that it was easier
to hide out, cleaning the house
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than it was to go out
and find happiness.
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She needed a fairy godmother
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to empower her with the kind
of self confidence it takes
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to reject the insecurity brought
on by unrealistic, overachieving,
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airbrushed, anorexic
princess images in the media.
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It took some very large
ovaries for Cinderella
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to make a change
to trade in her scrub brush
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for a fabulous pair
of dancing shoes.
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But boy, was it worth it.
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I'm gonna be so late.
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No! I'm so late! Not today!
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You okay?
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Yeah. It's Pumpkin, my car…
Broke down. Thank you.
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You named your car "Pumpkin"?
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Yeah, she's a 65 Mustang restored.
You know, kind of a
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pumpkin-into-a-coach
kind of thing.
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I'm at Shine.
Do you work here?
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It's just part-time. You?
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Yeah. Until I get fired
for being late to a meeting!
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Thank you!
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Joy, I'm late.
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The meeting's already started.
Lori's having a stroke.
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Oh, my God.
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Nice of you to join us
this morning.
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Lori, my car died and…
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So, Nancy, tell me.
Can they sue us?
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People can sue for anything.
It's my job to stop them.
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But let's be careful,
the names we throw around
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when we write an article
about "celebrity cougars".
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She should be flattered.
Okay, people, other ideas.
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Forty is the new twenty.
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Foisty foreplay tips.
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Feel great naked workout.
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Nola!
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We were talking
about ideas for November.
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Yeah.
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Come up with something that ties Belinda
Apple's book and her November column?
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What book?
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For those among you
who couldn't bother
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to get here on time, Nola Devlin,
I'll repeat myself.
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Stanson Publishing which
owns Shine and therefore me,
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wants to publish a book
of Belinda Apple's columns.
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"Apple gets to the core",
sort of a best-of self help book.
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Belinda never mentioned
a book to me.
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You edit her column.
You're not her best friend.
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I will be writing
the foreword to the book.
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You?
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You have a problem with that?
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No. I just thought
since I edit her column I…
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And this matters to me
because…
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Precisely.
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I'll need the next column myself.
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And for God sakes,
clean yourself up.
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You should totally be writing
that intro. You know…
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You know Belinda better than
anyone and you're an amazing writer.
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Thanks.
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It's okay. It's really
exciting about the book.
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Yeah, for Belinda.
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Devlin!
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Lunch? Saturday?
You, me and Deb?
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I need everything you have
on Belinda Apple.
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Her life growing up in England,
education, childhood photos,
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articles she wrote for
"Go Fab" magazine before.
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Well, I don't have any of that.
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Idea. Wait! Call her!
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Right. Or I could do a sort of
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rough draft of the foreword
for you and then you…
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I'm sure your knickers are in a knot
about this but look at you.
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No offense but you're
sugar-encrusted nobody.
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Do you really think Stanson
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wants you to write the foreword
to a book by its biggest star?
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-No?
-No. "No" is right.
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Then get me what I need.
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Go!
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Sorry to hear about your car.
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That's okay.
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But Chip, the new computer guy
is working today and he lives near you
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so he could give you
a ride home if you want.
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Chip, like "computer chip"?
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Anyway, shall I get him to meet you
in the parking lot at six?
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Sure. Yes. Thank you.
That would be great.
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-Okay
-Okay
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Oh, yeah. It's all limo
rides for you, isn't it?
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Me, I get to take a ride home
with the geek squad.
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He is computer chip? Oh!
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Hey, Hi!
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You probably don't recognize me
standing upright but this
really is my better side.
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I'm Nola Devlin.
You are computer Chip, right?
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Is that a joke?
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Apparently not a very good one.
Thank you for waiting for me.
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Joy told me you live
near me on the north-end
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so I really appreciate…
the ride.
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You did offer
to give a ride, didn't you?
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Well, I'd be happy
to give you a ride.
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Oh, yes.
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You edit Belinda Apple's column.
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Yeah.
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So, did you end up getting fired?
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No, not yet. But I am sure
that that's in the works.
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Bad day?
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When I was in the 6th grade a boy
asked me to a Halloween party.
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I went as a cheeseburger because
that's the only costume that fit.
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Well. When I got there I found out
that you were supposed to be dressed
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as what you wanted
to be when you grew up.
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Yeah. Today was worse.
I don't wanna talk about it.
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And my car, the one that died…
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My dad bought me that car
for my 16th birthday.
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You know, I mean…
That car took me to college.
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I was to the Jersey Shore in that car.
That cat took me to
Boston to see Cold Play.
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I made out with Ronnie Spilman
in that car.
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That car defines me.
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Defined you. Past tense.
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Hey, look. You know, change is good.
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Old car dies.
New car could be better.
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What about a… Porsche.
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That is my back-up fantasy car.
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Back-up fantasy?
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Well, my fantasy-fantasy car
s a powder-blue 55 Thunderbird.
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I mean, if I had to break the bank,
that would be my sledgehammer.
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Now you're talking.
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Now I'm dellucinating.
Can't afford that car on my salary.
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Don't let work get in the way of your dream.
I speak from my experience.
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I am all about the dream and
so not about the job.
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Girls like me
don't drive cars like that.
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-Says who?
-My low self-esteem.
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Well, maybe it's time for you
to grow up,
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take charge of your life
and be all that you can be.
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Oh, okay.
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It's the advice
my father gives me.
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But hey, listen, if the whole
dream thing doesn't work for you,
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you can always do as he tells me
and demand change.
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This one.
Right here.
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-Right there?
-Yeah.
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Thank you for the ride.
It was very nice of you.
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Can I offer you anything for gas?
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No. I'm cool.
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All right.
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It's probably none of my business but…
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I think your father is wrong. I don't
think you can demand change from people.
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I think you have to… inspire it.
You know?
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Yeah.
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All right.
Let's see what we got.
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You ready?
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Dear Belinda.
This is my life. Or non-life.
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I am a plus-sized woman
in her thirties
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with a cat in a pastel
colored apartment.
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Could I be any more of a stereotype?
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I'm under-appreciated at work.
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And the only physical contact
I get is from my cat.
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Am I hopeless?
Can I get out of this rut?
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Or should I just buy another cat?
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Signed "Lifeless in Los Angeles".
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All right, Belinda. What do you got?
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Dear Lifeless,
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Your cat must be tired of the pity party
you've been throwing yourself everyday.
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Maybe if you didn't put yourself down
so much you wouldn't be so pathetic.
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You want a life? Get one.
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Grant yourself a wish to change,
then stop complaining and do something.
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Yeah, I did something.
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What?
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Hi, Lori.
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Lori,
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you know how you said Shine
needs to distinguish itself
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by adding an advice columnist
to address issues facing women today?
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I said I wanted a columnist
to answer all the dimwits
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who ask embarrassing questions
about their sex lives.
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Well, I answered
your sample questions
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for the advice columnist in what
I believe is a biting and edgy way.
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Oh, you're serious.
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I wanna write…
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So, write.
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…here. Lori, I wanna write here.
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Listen, I've been an assistant editor for
over a year. And before I came to Shine I wrote
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articles for my college paper.
Good stuff. I can do this.
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It's good to dream big.
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Thank you.
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Being a columnist is a very important,
very public position.
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It's the face
of the magazine.
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Right.
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You're not a face.
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You are just a big girl
with a big dream.
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Nice try, though.
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She wants a face.
I'll give her a face.
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Bing!
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I'm hot.
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Hi, Lori.
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What's wrong with Belinda?
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What do you mean?
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I can't get her on the phone
to discuss the book.
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If she doesn't call me back I'm
going to have to fly to London tomorrow.
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Is that really necessary?
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This book is a huge deal. It will launch
a new division for the company.
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They're dumping a load of
money into promoting it.
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Book tour, TV, Oprah…
Belinda will be everywhere.
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In person?
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That's why they call them
"personal appearances".
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I'm gonna try to conference her in.
Hold on.
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No, wait!
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-What's that?
-Nothing.
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Hello!
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Belinda… Belinda, finally.
Hi. It's Lori and Nola.
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Hello, Lori. Hello Nola.
I'm actually just headed…
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At two in the morning?
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Yes… in. Just headed in.
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-Nola?
-Yeah!
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Do you wanna tell her
about our promotional plans?
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Is this about the book?
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Yes, it is, actually, Belinda.
They want you to come out here.
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Well, that's impossible.
I'm in London.
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So, it's a good thing
we have planes.
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Yes, isn't it?
You know, I don't think I can make it.
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You don't even know when it is.
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-Oh, when is it?
-End of October.
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Definitely can't make it.
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Yeah, she's going to… Africa.
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How do you know?
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Yes! Africa!
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Nola and I have been planning
this trip for ages. It's for a charity…
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for children.
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Did I mention this is launching
a whole new book division?
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Goodness! Gracious me! It's two o'clock
in the morning here. I've got to go to bed.
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You two work it out.
I'll talk to you later. Bye!
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-Nola, are you still there?
-Yeah, hey.
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Do you think I give a rat's ass about
her vacation plans?
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You better make sure
she's here by October 30th.
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Or?
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Or you're fired.
You recommended her.
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I don't care
if she's boosted circulation 50%.
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If she blows this for me
I will destroy her.
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And you.
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Have a good night!
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I'm screwed.
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Could we get that table by the window?
That's our favorite spot.
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Oh, I'm really sorry.
That table's reserved.
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Oh, really! I didn't know that
you could reserve tables.
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We can now.
We're under new management.
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Chester… is it?
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Well, this is Nola Devlin.
She edits Belinda Apple's column
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which I'm sure everyone
in America has read.
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It's just that, you know, the first Saturday
of every month we sit at that table.
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And this Saturday
it's reserved.
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Oh, God, here we go.
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You wouldn't, by any chance,
not be giving us that table
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because we are
on the zaftig side. Would you?
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I don't know what you mean.
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Because we're fat.
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Would you like to order?
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Yes. We'd like
the table by the window.
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Ladies, if you're not happy with
the service here there are a number
of other restaurants in Princeton.
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Zaftig? What are we?
Russian peasant women?
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This is fat discrimination.
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Sorry!
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I wish I had a magic wand so
I could instantly make us thin.
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Like Cinderella. Except instead of a
ball gown we'd get hip bones and a waist.
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Sorry, my magic wand
is in the repair shop.
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Maybe it's time
for a fairy godmother.
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Don't do it.
Don't pull her out.
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Belinda Apple represents
the woman I would be if I could
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reclaim my power and
get out on my own way.
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We all need to do that.
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If Belinda is so great
at giving advice
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then how come Nola works
for her and she's still such a mess?
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Hey!
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Honey, you're a fantastic writer
but you're editing someone else's work.
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You're a wonderful woman but
there are no men in your life.
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And that pizza delivery guy…
not Prince Charming.
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Come on now, listen.
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Dear fabulous Belinda,
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I'm tired of being overweight,
bla bla bla,
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I've dieted my whole life,
and now I'm almost 250 pounds.
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What should I do?
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Two fifty! Wow! She should
stop weighting herself.
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Dear sexy underneath it all.
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I will let you in on my deepest,
darkest secret.
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I used to be desperately overweight.
Finally I couldn't stand it any more.
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I had to take control of my life.
Was it hard? Yes. How did I do it?
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By reclaiming my power,
getting out on my own way,
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by finding a symbol to remind myself
of the person I knew I was inside
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and by being honest
with myself.
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There's no way
that woman was ever fat.
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Let's say we follow
Belinda's example and just do it.
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No, I can't, you guys. I have
way too much on my plate right now.
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You're just scared of change.
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I like my life.
I have a good job,
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a husband who loves me
with whom I have sex once a month.
Why should I change?
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But, are you happy?
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I mean, completely, utterly,
every moment happy.
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I'm not. I mean…
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00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,500
Paul loves me
but I don't love me.
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Every spring we take the kids
to Paul's parents in Seattle.
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Kids want to go some place warm
but we don't because they know
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I would never step foot
on a beach on a bathing suit.
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I just wanna be with my family
doing normal family things.
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Oh, come on, don't cry.
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Let's do it. Let's do
what Belinda said
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and let's become the women
we know we are inside.
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You really believe in her, don't you?
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Don't you?
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Don't you want the person inside
of you to finally emerge?
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That's a complicated question.
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We've all been on diet.
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But this time we'll do it together.
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We're there for one another.
Totally honest and no one's off the hook.
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On one condition.
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In four months we go back
to the Willoughby Cafe,
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we get that table
by the window and
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we shame Chester until
he is groveling at our feet.
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Done.
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00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:17,200
One, we meet September 5th
to humiliate Chester.
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Supporting each other no matter
where and no matter what.
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We can work out together
every other day.
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To start.
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Work out and diet. No secret stashes.
Nola, you know what I'm talking about.
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00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,800
And we need our symbols to remind us
of who we're gonna be.
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00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:40,300
Mine is red. When I was thin,
I wore color. Now I just…
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00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,700
well, I wear Eileen Fischer
versions of a burka.
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00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:51,200
Nancy wants bold proud red and I…
wanna wear bikini on the beach.
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Nola?
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00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,400
I don't know.
Can I think about it?
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00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,830
All right.
Nola's goal TBD.
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00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,800
We have weekly weigh-ins
with our weight-loss pact.
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00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,300
Can we call it something else?
329
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:09,700
Well, since Belinda is our fairy godmother
how about "the Cinderella pact"?
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A toast! To change.
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To friendship.
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To the Cinderella pact.
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Belinda would be so proud of it.
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I hope so. I really do.
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00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,400
I can't go in there.
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00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:43,900
"Can't" is not part
of our vocabulary, okay?
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Together we have strength.
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00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,000
We give each other confidence.
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00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:58,100
Honey, listen, nobody said
this was gonna be easy, right? We can…
340
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,700
We should hire a personal trainer.
Work out on our own terms.
341
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:03,200
Great idea! What do you think of that?
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00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,200
Okay.
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00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:08,600
Nola? Hey, you work out here too?
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00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,300
No.
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00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:14,100
No, because we already
worked out actually.
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It was really intense.
We had a good one, right?
347
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:25,100
This is my friend Nancy and
this is my friend Deb.
348
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:28,600
This is Chip. He gave a ride
when Pumpkin died.
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00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,200
Really!
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00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,900
I'm gonna go in. It was nice
meeting you, guys. Good to see you.
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00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,400
Yeah!
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00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,600
Oh, my God. I'm such a looser.
353
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,900
He is adorable!
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00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:47,900
Deb, don't get any ideas.
He is too adorable for me.
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00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:50,100
Oh, come on. He would be lucky
to have you, wouldn't he?
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00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,000
Absolutely.
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Cinderella pact.
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00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,800
Well, that was exhausting.
I felt the burn.
359
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,400
Me too. I think I pulled
something back there.
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00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,500
Oh, great first day, ladies.
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00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,700
Keep it coming.
Let's go. Punch.
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00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,500
Final stretch, Deb.
How you doing?
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00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,500
-Hangin' in.
-All right.
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00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,400
Push it. Let's go.
365
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,900
Keep it tight,
keep it tight.
366
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,500
Okay, 45 seconds.
367
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:19,900
Come on, Deb.
Let's go!
368
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:29,500
Oh, my God!
What do you guys eat for breakfast?
369
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:13,300
Oh, Deb, they're waiting!
Let's go Deb!
370
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,100
Go, Deb!
371
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:20,900
Yeah!
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00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,700
That's it.
That's my goal.
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00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,000
Oh, Nola, it's…
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00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,200
Perfect.
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00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,100
Cinderella would be proud.
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00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,100
-Hello!
-Belinda,
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00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:53,400
it's Charlotte, your agent,
who you never call back.
378
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,800
Hi, Charlotte.
How are you, darling?
379
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,000
I'm sorry
to call you so late.
380
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,300
But we really do need
to talk about this book.
381
00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:02,700
I've been getting calls from
a Lori Digrigio at Stanson.
382
00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:03,900
Over twenty, to be exact.
383
00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:06,400
She really needs to
schedule personal appearances
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00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,500
and a promotional tour
to launch this book.
385
00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:11,600
It's part of your contract.
They really need some dates.
386
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,000
Do you know what?
I will check my calendar
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00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,500
and I will get back to you
with many options, okay?
388
00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:20,700
No, no, Belinda.
It would be really helpful
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00:23:20,740 --> 00:23:22,600
if we could do this right now
while I got you on the phone…
390
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:26,900
This is… Charlotte, I have to call
you back. It's a terrible line! Bye! Bad line!
391
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,800
Oh! No!
392
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:47,600
Mr. Tuchman, everything's under control!
I just burned my dinner again!
393
00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:50,100
Hi!
394
00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:51,400
What happened?
395
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:55,600
I'm sorry. I set off the smoke alarm
again. It happens all the time.
396
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:59,200
Don't worry about a thing. There.
397
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,500
What's up?
398
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:04,000
I brought over something
I want you to watch.
399
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,400
Okay.
400
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,800
Gastric bypass.
Miracle answer or helpful tool.
401
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,500
Once you get past the black stools
and the possible death thing
402
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:19,600
it's actually pretty okay.
403
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,200
Deb, you can't be serious
about having this surgery.
404
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:30,800
Mr. Tuchman, everything's
under control. See? It stopped.
405
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:32,600
Don't hang up. It's Chip.
406
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,500
Chip? How did you get this number?
407
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,700
The company directory.
408
00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:43,600
Oh, did I leave something
in your truck?
409
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,500
No, I was actually
in your neighborhood
410
00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:47,100
and was wandering if
you wanna meet for a drink.
411
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,600
Meet for a drink?
Meet tonight?
412
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:51,800
Yes! Yes!
413
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:53,900
Could you hold on
for a second, please?
414
00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:57,000
I wanna talk to you
about this surgery.
415
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,400
I'm not having it tomorrow.
Are you nuts?
416
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,100
Stomach surgery DVD
or amazingly hunky guy?
417
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,000
All right. I got it.
418
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:09,200
Yeah, I think I could
probably make it.
419
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,400
Where are you?
420
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,100
Brown's? In half hour?
421
00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,300
Tell him you'll be there.
422
00:25:15,340 --> 00:25:17,500
Half hour. I'll be there.
423
00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:19,800
All right. Bye.
424
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,500
Oh, my God.
425
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,500
Don't just stand there.
Let's get you dressed. Come on.
426
00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:27,900
Half an hour! What am I?
Wonder Woman? Look at me!
427
00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:29,800
But you've got four hands!
Come on!
428
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,200
Nola…
429
00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:40,200
Hi!
430
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:43,500
I kind of feel really overdressed
431
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,300
Excuse me. The lady will have…
432
00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:50,500
A white wine spritzer.
433
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,100
Thank you.
Right over here.
434
00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:57,600
Wow. It is a good thing I changed.
I was gonna wear the exact same outfit.
435
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,900
-You look nice.
-Thank you.
436
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:03,400
So, did you buy a new car yet?
437
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,500
I rented one. A Volvo.
438
00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:07,200
-Very safe choice.
-Yeah.
439
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,100
But safe is not all
it's cracked up to be.
440
00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:11,160
Sometimes you need to step
outside your comfort zone
441
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,900
and take risks
to be successful.
442
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,500
Okay.
443
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:20,000
Another one-sided conversation
I've been having with my father for years.
444
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,500
So, what's his definition of success?
445
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,100
Someone who is hard-working,
responsible and focused.
446
00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:35,200
So, you're lazy,
reckless and unfocused?
447
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,500
That's the old me.
Apparently I was avoiding success.
448
00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:42,400
It sounds to me like you might've
been avoiding failure.
449
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,000
Not a bad life strategy, you know.
You never try, you never fail.
450
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,700
Probably. A very astute observation.
451
00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:50,700
Yes, well…
452
00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:54,500
I'm very insightful and intuitive.
It's a gift and a curse.
453
00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:56,100
-Really?
-Yeah.
454
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,600
What am I thinking right now?
455
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,400
You're thinking that you
don't wanna tell me
456
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,800
all your secrets 'cause it'll
make you seem vulnerable.
457
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,200
You're right.
458
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,500
Never talk about my personal life.
459
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
I'm gonna do something
for you here, okay?
460
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,000
I'm gonna tell you one
embarrassing thing about me
461
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,700
so that we can be equally
vulnerable.
462
00:27:23,740 --> 00:27:25,400
That's only fair.
463
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,100
I'm a criminal.
464
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:33,500
I downloaded a movie illegally
off the Internet before it came out on DVD.
465
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:35,400
So, you're in the run
from the law.
466
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,200
Yes, you're aiding
and abetting a criminal.
467
00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:41,800
Damn.
468
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:42,600
What?
469
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,600
That woman's just walked out
of the ladies' room.
470
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,900
She's sort of an old girlfriend.
Things ended badly.
471
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:54,700
Ended badly like
"she went to yoga and never came back" badly
or "she boiled your pet rabbit" badly.
472
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,200
Go with me on this.
473
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,400
Well, hello.
I thought you died.
474
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:08,600
Not dead. Just traveling,
busy with work and…
475
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,200
This is my girlfriend, Nola.
476
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,900
Nola?
477
00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:16,600
Nola… Devlin. Hi!
I'm his girlfriend.
478
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,660
You are beyond pathetic.
479
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:23,600
You stopped calling me
because you're dating this fat lady?
480
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:27,000
No, I stopped calling you
because we broke up six months ago.
481
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,100
We're over.
482
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,000
We're not over
until she sings.
483
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,200
You know what?
484
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,200
Hey!
485
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,500
Classy, Ange. Thanks.
486
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,500
Nola, wait up!
487
00:28:44,540 --> 00:28:45,400
No, no, no!
488
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,500
I'm so sorry.
Angie is a total psycho. I…
489
00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:51,000
Please, can I at least walk you home?
490
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,800
No, obviously I can take care of myself.
491
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,000
What if I just walk
six steps behind you?
492
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,300
Then if I get mugged
you can step in and save me.
493
00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:02,900
I'm an idiot, okay? I got caught off-guard.
I had no idea that she'd be there.
494
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,200
I never should've used you
like that. I'm sorry.
495
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,400
You know, you should be sorry.
496
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,400
Don't you get it?
497
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,300
Girls like me are easy targets
for girls like that, you know?
498
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,800
You should have never put me
in that position.
499
00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:22,000
It was humiliating for me. And
believe me, my life is humiliating enough.
500
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,000
You have every right to be angry.
But I would never humiliate you.
501
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,400
I just wanna know one thing!
Why did you call me tonight?
502
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:29,700
To meet for a drink.
503
00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:33,700
No. You could have called
a hundred girls just like that.
504
00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:35,000
Why did you called ME?
505
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,500
I don't know. I…
506
00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:41,300
I feel comfortable with you,
I thought we could be friends.
507
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,500
You have a really interesting way
of making new friends, you know?
508
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,900
I screwed up.
509
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,400
Come on, you've never done
something stupid you regret?
510
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,300
Never.
511
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,400
Do I really need to remind you of the
cheeseburger costume debacle?
512
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,200
I'm really truly sorry about tonight.
513
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,400
No, it's okay.
514
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,400
Friends?
515
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,400
Sure. Friends.
516
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,800
Okay.
517
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,200
So, what are your Saturdays like?
518
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:16,200
Oh, well. Saturdays I…
I train with Oscar de la Hoya. Why?
519
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:21,200
Well, I wanted the chance to thank you
for protecting me against Angie.
520
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,000
I'm working in a new project
in L.A. for six weeks.
521
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,800
June 13th. Pick you up at noon?
522
00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:31,600
Sure. Yeah. Noon.
523
00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:35,800
-Six weeks?
-Six weeks.
524
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,500
-Bye
-Bye
525
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,300
Who am I kidding?
526
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:53,300
Hot, sexy guy does not want
ordinary zaftig me.
527
00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:56,200
He wants someone like you.
528
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,500
Hey, girls, check this out.
529
00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:03,000
These jeans that you see me
wearing today?
530
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,400
Found them in the back of my closet.
531
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,500
Last time I wore them I was 18.
I tried them on and they fit!
532
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,700
When is your date with Chip?
533
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,500
We… we're friends.
It's not a date.
534
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:14,900
Oh, but it could be.
535
00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:16,800
Yeah. He's way out of my league.
536
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,200
Why? Because you're smart and
you're funny, and…
537
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,000
Hello! You gonna help me out here?
538
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,960
The lap-band is an inflatable
device placed around the stomach
539
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,200
creating a small pouch.
They don't remove any
540
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,900
of the digestive system
and it's easy to reverse.
541
00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:32,800
This is way better for me
than a gastric…
542
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,800
Thank you.
543
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,600
…than a gastric bypass.
544
00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:39,800
Well, at least they're not going
to reroute your intestines.
545
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:46,000
However the procedure is not without risks.
One in 2500 patients die?
546
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,200
I already have
high blood pressure.
547
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,800
I'm at risk
for diabetes and heart disease.
548
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,500
It's been almost a month
since we started the pact.
549
00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,700
And you and Nola
have lost weight.
550
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:03,600
I gained.
551
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:09,000
I want… need this.
552
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,400
Of course, you do.
And we're your best friends.
553
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,800
We're here for you
no matter what.
554
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,400
Good.
555
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:23,500
Cause I already have it scheduled
and you guys better be there.
556
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,800
I got your message.
What's going on?
557
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,200
Richard Stanson called.
558
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,200
He wants to launch
the book at September.
559
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,400
September?
What happened to late October?
560
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,700
They want the book out
before fall.
561
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:36,200
And it gets better.
562
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:39,200
Shine is hosting a launch party
for Belinda September 5th
563
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,600
and she's not even
returning my e-mails
564
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,900
I talked to the editor at "Go Fab" magazine
and she never even worked there.
565
00:32:43,940 --> 00:32:47,000
This could be like Jayson Blair
and the New Times all over again.
566
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,500
You're overreacting.
I doubt that…
567
00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:50,700
What the hell is going on?
It's like she doesn't even exist.
568
00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:51,800
She exists!
569
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:56,200
You talked to her on the telephone.
She is very shy and the book tour…
570
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,600
I mean, she hates
doing personal appearances.
571
00:32:58,640 --> 00:32:59,500
I don't care.
572
00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:02,800
Belinda's contract specifically
includes promotional tie-ins.
573
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,800
If she doesn't understand that
then she'll have plenty of time
574
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,600
to reread the contract
she's violated
575
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,400
in a little retreat called
the Beacon Correctional Facility.
576
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,900
Now find her.
577
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:13,700
Go.
578
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,200
I'm thinking of using.
579
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:22,160
-Don't do it.
580
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,400
Whatever happened
that'll be okay, eventually.
581
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,500
I'm not so sure about that.
582
00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:27,500
What's wrong?
583
00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:30,600
Can I ask you a legal hypothetical?
584
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:34,100
All right. Let's say
there is a person. A singer.
585
00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:37,300
-What kind of singer?
-I don't know. A country singer.
586
00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:38,900
-I like country.
-Oh, okay, good. So…
587
00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:41,800
Let's say this country singer
she's supposed to do a concert
588
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,300
but she doesn't show up.
589
00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:46,200
I'm assuming that concert people
would probably sue her but
590
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,400
what if she doesn't have any money?
Does she go to jail?
591
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,000
-What, like debtor's prison?
-Yeah.
592
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,100
Yeah. If Dickens were still alive.
593
00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:57,800
These days they'd figure out
something else. She'd do
another concert for free.
594
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,700
Wow. What's going on?
595
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:06,200
Nothing. I just…
I'm doing research for Belinda.
596
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,000
Right. No wonder you're eating.
597
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,199
What does that suppose to mean?
598
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:10,900
You do all the work,
she takes the credit.
599
00:34:10,940 --> 00:34:12,000
Not true.
600
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,800
Oh, come on. You've always been
the one to take the broken cookie.
601
00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:18,400
Because you don't think you deserve
the good one. It's like you…
602
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,900
you stand in the shadows
while other people shine.
603
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:24,700
I get it. It's easier to sabotage
yourself stuffing your face
604
00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:27,199
than it is to just put yourself
out there and risk failure.
605
00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:34,000
You know, broken or whole
a cookie never rejects you.
606
00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:39,500
When you're ready you'll stand up.
You'll take center stage.
607
00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:44,000
But until then you need to
find comfort without food.
608
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,600
Dear desperate in Duluth,
do not give up on yourself.
609
00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:53,000
You are worth a million times more
than that cheating husband of yours.
610
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,500
Your life isn't over because he is gone.
611
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,900
It is just beginning
because you are free.
612
00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:06,500
Free from the lying,
the deceit, the pain…
613
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:12,700
You, my friend,
can be anything you want now.
614
00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:23,800
On my honor I will try to do my best
to love my country and God
615
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,800
and obey all the rules
set out in the handbook.
616
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,200
I always feel better
after I pray.
617
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:34,600
That was the
"Brownie Promise".
618
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,900
It's still sacred and I have
the badges to prove it.
619
00:35:37,940 --> 00:35:40,300
I think the Valium is working.
620
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Honey they're going to
come get you soon.
621
00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:46,600
Thanks for being here, guys.
It means a lot.
622
00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:49,100
Where else would we be?
623
00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:51,800
Paul should be here.
624
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,400
You know what?
You're changing. You know?
625
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,300
And some people
are afraid of change.
626
00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:04,600
What's Paul think?
I'll lose a few pounds and
627
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:09,500
George Clooney'll want to take me
and the kids to Italy to ride Vespas?
628
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,600
Seriously no, right?
629
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,000
Listen: you can't let Paul
dictate what you want.
630
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:20,400
You have to stand up for yourself.
631
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,500
I am so going to do that,
632
00:36:24,540 --> 00:36:28,900
once my stomach has been reduced
to the size of a dill pickle.
633
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,700
I can't believe Paul's not here. Honestly,
I mean, he's just… He's clueless.
634
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,100
So are a lot of men.
635
00:36:42,140 --> 00:36:44,200
Ron's a man. He's not.
636
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:46,000
Yeah. But Ron's different.
637
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,900
Mm-mm. You're different.
You stand up for yourself.
638
00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:51,300
Not always.
639
00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:52,800
Yeah. Right.
640
00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:56,400
Okay. I'm gonna admit something here.
641
00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:01,900
I think that…
Belinda Apple may be right.
642
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,600
I kinda feel like
our Cinderella pact is working.
643
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:11,200
You know that I wasn't always like this.
I mean. I used to have a waist and…
644
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:16,800
Then I started working at Stanson and
there wasn't a day that Ted Fines
645
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,500
wouldn't stare at my chest or…
646
00:37:19,540 --> 00:37:22,600
accidentally grab my ass.
647
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:25,500
I was like the ultimate doormat
648
00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:27,000
You never told me that.
649
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,500
That's embarrassing.
650
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:31,800
Here I am representing employees
against sexual harassment
651
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,900
while I'm taking it myself.
652
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,300
So you put on weight.
653
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,500
Well, the bigger I got
the less Ted hassled me.
654
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:45,600
You know, I've lost 21 pounds
and I should be happy.
655
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:52,100
But what if I keep loosing weight
and the harassment starts again?
656
00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:56,300
It won't. You won't let it.
657
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,700
Hey, sweety, we're here.
658
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,400
Am I thinner?
659
00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:14,100
Definitely!
660
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,100
Excellent.
661
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,400
I snagged this from
the fashion closet upstairs.
662
00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:33,200
Very nice.
It'll look great with you eyes.
663
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,400
It's not for me.
It's for you date… with Chip.
664
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,700
Again, not a date.
A friend thing.
665
00:38:39,740 --> 00:38:42,900
Whatever. You can still look nice.
Your clothes are swimming on you now
666
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,100
but you boobs, they still look great.
And this tent look is getting old.
667
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,000
My boobs look great?
668
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,800
Totally. Chip will be very impressed.
You know, in a friendly way.
669
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,800
Hi!
670
00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:06,000
Hey, you ready?
I have a surprise.
671
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,400
My purse, my keys…
672
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,500
What?
673
00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:13,400
You look different.
674
00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:16,600
Good different
or bad different.
675
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,100
Definitely…
definitely good different.
676
00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:21,800
Okay, let's see this surprise.
677
00:39:21,850 --> 00:39:22,700
Yeah, come on.
678
00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:26,100
Right over here.
679
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,200
Oh, my god!
680
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,600
Yeah, well I do a lot of work
for the dealership
681
00:39:37,650 --> 00:39:39,400
so they said we could
take it for a test drive.
682
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,700
You brought this for me to ride?
683
00:39:45,740 --> 00:39:48,800
Yeah. I wanted to apologize…
again.
684
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,000
You could've bought me
a houseplant.
685
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,400
Come on. Let's take
this baby for a ride.
686
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,400
I can't
687
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,800
Why not?
688
00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:00,400
She's so beautiful… I…
I can't drive this car.
689
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:06,200
Well, there is some element of risk
in living your dreams.
690
00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:17,200
Hold on.
691
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,500
You're no longer Volvo-safe.
You are sports car fearless.
692
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:29,100
Thank you.
693
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:35,000
Yes! There is something just
so wrong about ketchup on a hot dog.
694
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,500
You sure you don't want anything?
695
00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:37,800
No, I'm good. It's…
696
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:41,560
I'm kind of doing this Cinderella
pact with my friends.
697
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,100
We're trying to eat healthy,
lose a little weight.
698
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,700
-Well, you look great.
-Oh, thank you.
699
00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:50,200
Okay. That makes it official.
This is the most fun I've ever had
700
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,500
without trans-fats being involved.
701
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:54,900
Fast cars, compliments,
what could be better?
702
00:40:54,940 --> 00:40:57,000
Yeah, you can't beat
fast cars for fun
703
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,800
and I've definitely had my fill in
my danger-seeking irresponsible youth.
704
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,200
Oh!
705
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:04,860
What?
706
00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:06,000
No, nothing.
707
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:09,500
All right. It's just…
You have a relationship
708
00:41:09,540 --> 00:41:12,300
with a Porsche dealership, right?
You've had a lot of fast cars.
709
00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:14,800
And not that it's not a
wonderful profession but
710
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,500
I didn't realize you could make
so much money fixing people's computers.
711
00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:21,800
My… family has money, not me.
712
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:26,200
You know, and I've been slacking
for a few years but I'm trying to change.
713
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:28,200
Oh, yeah?
How's that working out for you?
714
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,400
Well, you know,
one step forward, two steps back.
715
00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:33,000
Croquet!
716
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,000
-You play?
-Oh, no, not anymore.
717
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:39,000
That was part of
my danger-seeking, irresponsible youth.
718
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:45,100
I don't just play. I… I dominate.
719
00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:47,300
Really?
720
00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:48,400
Mm-mm
721
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,200
Mm
722
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:52,900
Well, I guess we're…
going to have to see about that.
723
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:15,800
It's the last point in the
match and Nola appears to be
crumbling under the pressure.
724
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,700
Stop stalling!
725
00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:20,800
Losing to a girl would be
humiliating for the cool guy.
726
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:25,200
She should remember that he
found her her back-up fantasy car.
727
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,600
True. He should know
728
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:31,000
that if she let's him win it's only
cause she took pity on him.
729
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:31,800
What is that?
730
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,600
What?
731
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:33,200
No!
732
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,400
Yes! He wins!
733
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,100
-No!
-Yes! I did!
734
00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,100
-You cheated!
-No, I did not.
735
00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:38,500
-He cheated!
-No.
736
00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:39,500
-You guys saw that!
-I did not.
737
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,700
Cheat!
738
00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:43,600
-Thank you, guys.
-Thanks, guys.
739
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,200
-That was fun.
-Yeah.
740
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:51,600
-So…
-So…
741
00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:54,000
What's it like working for Belinda Apple?
742
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,700
Uh… exciting, frustrating.
743
00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:03,100
Sometimes I feel like
she's taken over my life.
744
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:06,600
Sounds demanding.
745
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,000
More like all-consuming.
746
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,100
Do you ever feel like you're…
living in Belinda's shadow?
747
00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:18,600
You know, like no one
would ever take you seriously
748
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,600
if she weren't
the name ahead of yours.
749
00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:24,500
Yeah, all the time.
750
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,600
How'd you know?
751
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:31,100
Well, you have Belinda.
I have my father.
752
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,800
We're both treading water
at the same end of the pool.
753
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,000
Except I don't know
how to swim.
754
00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:40,000
Yeah, I found people will
generally tell who they are
755
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,800
the first three minutes you know them.
You just have to listen.
756
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,900
Well, I don't think Angie told me
she was a complete nut-job
when we first met.
757
00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:51,800
Sometimes you have to close you eyes
and listen between the lines.
758
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:54,700
Um, here.
759
00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:55,700
Oh, thank you.
760
00:43:55,740 --> 00:44:00,000
Thanks. So, thank you for
a wonderful, wonderful day.
761
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:00,900
No, thank you.
762
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,500
Hey, so, listen. I'm going
out of town again for work
763
00:44:04,540 --> 00:44:07,600
but maybe when I get back
we can get together. Dinner?
764
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,200
Oh, god. No need. You know,
you're totally forgiven
765
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:13,400
for Angie's behavior.
You're off the hook.
766
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,300
Well, this next date would have
nothing to do with Angie.
767
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,100
-Date?
-August 31st?
768
00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:21,000
Oh, wow. You really like to plan
in advance, don't you?
769
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:23,300
What are you doing Thanksgiving
two years from now?
770
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,200
All right. Well…
771
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:27,600
Hey, you bowl?
772
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,600
No.
773
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,400
Good. We'll go bowling.
774
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,300
That way I can reclaim
my manhood. You in?
775
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,800
Sure.
776
00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:37,700
All right.
777
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,800
Now Corporate has decided they want
Belinda to write the intro to the book.
778
00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:52,800
Call her in Botswana
or wherever the hell she is.
779
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:53,800
I need it next week.
780
00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:59,500
I don't think Belinda wants
to be part of the book's publication.
781
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,100
Excuse me?
782
00:45:02,140 --> 00:45:04,860
No, it's just she's only been writing
for the magazine seven months.
783
00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:08,400
Maybe she thinks
it's too early.
784
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:13,000
The publishing world is in serious trouble.
Magazines are folding every day.
785
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:16,600
Shine was on line-support before
Belinda started her column.
786
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,200
Ad-revs are up
and Mr. Stanson likes her.
787
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:22,900
If she doesn't show up to support the book
at the launch party he will be furious.
788
00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:26,000
He could kill the magazine. You got it?
789
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,900
Go.
790
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:38,400
Hi. You're obviously the food lady.
Can I leave these with you?
791
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,400
Why am I obviously the food lady?
Is it because I'm not size two? Hm?
792
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,800
All right.
Let me tell you something, Sherlock.
793
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,600
Real women, they don't look like the women
you see on TV or magazine covers, okay?
794
00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:52,500
So go ahead.
You tell me.
795
00:45:52,700 --> 00:45:55,100
Why must I obviously be
the food lady?
796
00:45:55,140 --> 00:45:58,400
Because your…
your desk says you are.
797
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,800
Right. Sorry.
798
00:46:07,700 --> 00:46:12,800
All right. I'm going to head home
a little early tonight, everybody.
I kind of…
799
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:17,000
Yeah, 'cause, you know, the last ride
to Crazytown leaves, and I got shotgun.
800
00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:22,100
Oh! Oh, my god!
801
00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:23,300
What?
802
00:46:23,340 --> 00:46:25,900
The size 18 is too big!
803
00:46:25,940 --> 00:46:30,300
Oh! Okay, wait. Here, I'm going to…
804
00:46:30,340 --> 00:46:33,400
bring you some other sizes.
Maybe these will fit.
805
00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:35,100
-Thanks.
-Okay.
806
00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:37,200
Why can't Paul be excited about this?
807
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:39,700
The more weight I lose,
the angrier he gets.
808
00:46:39,740 --> 00:46:42,700
I begged him to go to counseling,
but he refused.
809
00:46:42,740 --> 00:46:44,200
That's no right, Deb.
810
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:46,200
What do you think Belinda would
tell me to do?
811
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:49,400
Well, I think she'd say that you
deserve to be loved unconditionally,
812
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,900
and if you're not
you should consider your options.
813
00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:59,600
I know, right? It's a 14.
814
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:03,600
You know the last time I was a size 14?
High school.
815
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,200
Oh, my god, Deb,
you're so thin.
816
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,200
Oh, I'm not that thin.
817
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,800
Oh, I've lost 37 pounds.
818
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:14,800
37 pounds? Oh, my god. I'm just…
I'm so proud of you.
819
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,600
Oh, I couldn't have done it without you
and Nancy and Belinda.
820
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,800
The Cinderella Pact rocks.
821
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,000
Now we need to find you something
fantastic to wear on your date.
822
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:24,800
No, no, no. I'm good.
823
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,460
I've got something in the back
of my closet. I can pull it out…
824
00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:28,700
Okay, your brain needs
to catch up with your body.
825
00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:31,000
Yeah, you need some
clothes that actually fit you.
826
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:34,300
All right. We are not
back-of-closet girls anymore.
827
00:47:34,340 --> 00:47:35,500
Deb, I…
828
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,800
You need a new dress.
Good. Here, try.
829
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,400
Go.
830
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,700
You know what? Why…
831
00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:45,700
Eh, eh, eh.
Do it for me. Go.
832
00:47:45,740 --> 00:47:46,900
I don't need…
833
00:47:46,940 --> 00:47:48,900
I don't want to hear it,
I want to see it.
834
00:47:48,940 --> 00:47:54,200
Dear stuck in a rut:
A date is nothing to freak out over.
835
00:47:56,100 --> 00:48:01,000
Wear something that says
"I am confident and
prepared for anything"
836
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:14,400
Makeup should enhance, not camouflage
your own unique qualities.
837
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,700
And most importantly, be yourself.
838
00:48:16,740 --> 00:48:20,300
You don't want to be with anyone
who doesn't see the real you.
839
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000
-Hey.
-Hi.
840
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:35,800
Hi. Come on in.
841
00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:42,000
Hey, you look great.
I mean, you know, not that, you know,
842
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:45,200
you didn't look great before,
but you were… more…
843
00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:47,100
more…
844
00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:49,400
No, I…
845
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,500
There's not really a graceful way
out of this, is there?
846
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,500
This is uncharted territory.
Come on. Can I…
847
00:48:53,540 --> 00:48:54,800
offer you something to drink?
848
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:58,400
I have diet root beer,
diet cola, diet ice tea, wine…
849
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,300
-I'll take the wine.
-Okay, great.
850
00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:01,600
But only if it is diet.
851
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:05,000
Uh, make… make yourself at home.
852
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:11,500
So… how long since
I've seen you, anyway?
853
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:20,100
So, that was either totally
inappropriate and awkward, or…
854
00:49:20,140 --> 00:49:24,200
Or it was really spontaneous and
and nice. I mean, it was nice for me.
855
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:26,900
-It was nice, wasn't it?
-Very.
856
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,300
-And not at all awkward.
-No. Not at all.
857
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,000
-Not like this conversation.
-Right.
858
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,000
-Drink?
-Oh, yeah. I'd love one.
859
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:33,600
Great.
860
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,100
I can't seem to…
861
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,800
-May I?
-Yes. Please.
862
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,800
-Can you excuse me…
-Oh, yeah.
863
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,300
I'll be right back.
864
00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:51,800
Nola Devlin, girl gone wild.
865
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:53,500
Okay, don't freak out.
866
00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:55,300
Nance, what's wrong?
867
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,200
I'm working and my computer crashed.
868
00:49:57,240 --> 00:50:00,600
Oh, well, Nancy, I know that's a real
bummer, and I'm sorry, but I gotta…
869
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,600
Yeah, but they sent Chip over to fix it.
He's standing in front of me right now,
870
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,300
and believe me, he is so not
the hot guy from the gym.
871
00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:12,100
No, Chip is standing in my living room
right now. He just kissed me.
872
00:50:12,140 --> 00:50:14,900
Whoever kissed you
isn't Chip, the computer guy.
873
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,200
Well, then, who the hell
is standing in my living room?
874
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,000
Who are you?
875
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,000
I know you're not Chip.
876
00:50:26,100 --> 00:50:27,200
Oh, god. Listen…
877
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,000
No, no, no. Are you even in tech support?
878
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:30,400
No.
879
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,300
Oh, god, please tell me
you're not a serial killer.
880
00:50:32,340 --> 00:50:34,000
I'm not a serial killer.
881
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,800
Look, you can put down the candlestick.
882
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,700
Who are you?
883
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:40,700
Alex Stanson.
884
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:47,400
As in Stanson Publishing "Alex Stanson"?
885
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,800
That would be my father, Alex senior.
886
00:50:55,100 --> 00:51:00,900
So… Why did you let me
think you were computer Chip?
887
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:08,000
That day that you got
in my truck thinking I was Chip,
888
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,300
I had just come
from a meeting with my father.
889
00:51:11,340 --> 00:51:17,600
My relationship with him is
strained at best.
890
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,600
And you totally turned
that day around for me.
891
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:28,600
You were unguarded, gutsy, funny,
and you were interested in me.
892
00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:31,500
I didn't want to ruin it
by telling you who I was.
893
00:51:31,540 --> 00:51:35,200
I tell people who I am
and they just start acting differently.
894
00:51:35,340 --> 00:51:38,300
Plus, I'm kind of in this
new phase of my life.
895
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,200
Your "fat girl" phase?
896
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,000
My "trying to be
a better person" phase.
897
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:48,800
I have one last shot to prove
my worth in the family business.
898
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:54,400
You see, I quit five years ago,
and now that I've come back,
899
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:57,600
my father put me in charge
of a new book division.
900
00:51:59,100 --> 00:51:59,700
My idea.
901
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,200
Our first book…
902
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:06,400
is a collection
of Belinda Apple's columns.
903
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:10,900
I'm so achingly aware of that,
and this has just become a nightmare.
904
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,800
You knew I edited her columns.
905
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:21,400
Yeah.
906
00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:24,600
Please go.
907
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,400
Look, Nola…
908
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,800
You used me.
909
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,400
That is not true.
910
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:32,800
Yes, okay, in the beginning,
I maybe I saw an opportunity
911
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,400
to learn more about Belinda,
but then that changed,
912
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:39,000
and I wanted
to learn more about you.
913
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,200
Belinda works for you.
914
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:43,300
I work for you.
Your family…
915
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,900
This doesn't work. Okay?
It doesn't work.
916
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,200
You have…
please don't say anything else.
917
00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:51,200
Just… just go.
918
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,700
Alex Stanson Jr., the only heir
to the Stanson empire,
919
00:53:13,740 --> 00:53:18,600
which includes magazines, newspapers,
extensive real estate holdings,
920
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:20,900
has turned being a trust fund
playboy into an art.
921
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,500
He goes through women
like other men go through socks.
922
00:53:26,540 --> 00:53:27,400
Devlin?
923
00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:29,800
Yeah.
924
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,600
Do you know
what this is?
925
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,600
Belinda Apple's
contract for her book.
926
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,800
Do you know what
should be right there?
927
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:37,900
Her signature.
928
00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:41,200
The book launch party is in less than a week.
Legal is going crazy.
929
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:44,600
I sent someone from our London office
to the address Belinda gave us,
930
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:48,300
but all she found was a post office box
with some fan mail addressed to Belinda.
931
00:53:48,340 --> 00:53:49,800
I need proof of life.
932
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,400
What, like Belinda's severed ear
wrapped in today's newspaper?
933
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:57,600
No. Like a personal
appearance on September 5th.
934
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,200
If she doesn't show,
that will be my proof.
935
00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:03,800
I will go talk to Legal
after lunch, okay?
936
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:17,400
Hey, Nancy, are we still meeting
at the track after work? I…
937
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:19,400
I really need to talk.
938
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,300
Nance!
939
00:54:23,340 --> 00:54:25,200
Oh! thank god!
940
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:27,400
I guess that you don't want
to talk about the last night,
941
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,100
and I'm glad that
you're still alive, but
942
00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:30,600
who the hell was
the guy in your apartment?
943
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,200
All right, it turns out that
the most perfect guy I've ever met
944
00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:35,500
is the guy publishing
Belinda Apple's new book
945
00:54:35,540 --> 00:54:37,800
Alex Stanson junior.
946
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,000
Your "Chip" is Alex Stanson?
No way.
947
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,300
Yes. yes, yes. yes way.
948
00:54:42,340 --> 00:54:43,600
Wow.
949
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,100
Oh, god. there's more.
950
00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:49,960
I really liked him, a lot.
951
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,400
And the awful part is
I think he really liked me.
952
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,500
Well, why are you talking
about this in the past-tense?
953
00:54:54,540 --> 00:54:58,000
Because there can be no future-tense.
There can't be any tense.
954
00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,600
Listen, I…
955
00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:02,400
I need to tell you
something, okay?
956
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:04,600
What?
957
00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:08,100
I'm Belinda Apple.
958
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,500
What?
That's impossible.
959
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,900
You know, nine months ago,
Lori wanted an advice columnist,
960
00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:17,900
she wouldn't give me a shot
because I didn't look the part?
961
00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:20,600
All right, well,
I came up with a plan, and…
962
00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:23,800
I created "Belinda Apple".
963
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,400
That's not a plan,
that's insanity.
964
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:27,300
Yeah.
965
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:33,300
-Who's the woman on the billboards?
-Me, with a little Photoshop.
966
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,100
Does anyone else know about this?
967
00:55:36,140 --> 00:55:39,400
No! It wasn't supposed to go this far.
968
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,400
I mean, she wasn't supposed
to become famous.
969
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:46,000
I just… I was gonna write as Belinda
for a little while to prove that I
970
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:49,100
could do it, and then I was gonna
go into Lori's office and tell her
971
00:55:49,140 --> 00:55:51,700
that she shouldn't judge
people on their jeans size,
972
00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:53,800
she should be judging them
on their qualifications.
973
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,600
Yeah, I really wish that you had.
I mean…
974
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,230
You deserve that job,
fat or thin.
975
00:55:58,270 --> 00:55:59,900
You need to believe
that you deserve it.
976
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:00,800
Yeah.
977
00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:02,800
Nancy, listen.
978
00:56:06,300 --> 00:56:09,600
I'm so sorry
I didn't tell you sooner.
979
00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:15,400
Look, putting aside the fact that
one of my best friends couldn't…
980
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:20,200
wouldn't tell me about something
this important, putting that aside,
981
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:23,500
do you have any idea what kind
of a professional crap-storm
982
00:56:23,540 --> 00:56:25,000
you've just rained down on me?
983
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:26,000
I'm so sorry.
984
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:29,100
Look, if I don't say something,
and this comes out,
985
00:56:29,140 --> 00:56:31,800
I could be fired for knowing about it
and doing nothing.
986
00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:34,500
So what are you going to do?
987
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:36,800
Nothing.
988
00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:38,800
I know you.
989
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:40,100
I love you.
990
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,800
And you will do the right thing.
991
00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:44,600
Yeah.
992
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,000
You know, one good thing
has come out of all of this.
993
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,100
What?
994
00:56:48,140 --> 00:56:51,400
The Cinderella pact.
You look amazing.
995
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,500
Yeah, I've lost
another five pounds.
996
00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:57,200
How am I going to get out
of this in one piece?
997
00:56:57,300 --> 00:56:58,800
Lori's coming apart
at the seams.
998
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:02,700
I mean, she's got this contract she wants
Belinda to sign. You know? she's crazy!
999
00:57:02,740 --> 00:57:05,800
And I can't keep
stalling her for very much longer.
1000
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,400
Come on.
We're gonna figure this out.
1001
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,500
It's Deb.
1002
00:57:10,540 --> 00:57:11,700
-Where?
-Shh.
1003
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:13,400
Hey, Deb.
1004
00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:18,500
Hey. Deb, where are you?
1005
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:23,900
-If anything, scotch makes you happy.
-Hey, guys! this is Josh.
1006
00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:26,400
Josh, these are the friends
I was telling you about.
1007
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:27,500
Do you want a drink?
1008
00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:30,400
No. No, I think we're good.
1009
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,800
I thought you weren't supposed
to drink after your surgery?
1010
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,000
Who are you, her mother?
1011
00:57:34,900 --> 00:57:36,800
No, Josh. Her best friend.
1012
00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:38,500
Come on.
1013
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,000
Do you mind telling us
what you think you're doing?
1014
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:46,200
I was just having some fun.
Is that a crime?
1015
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:50,600
Okay, "fun" is a pedicure.
"Fun" is a great day at the beach.
1016
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:51,900
A fast car is "fun",
1017
00:57:51,940 --> 00:57:54,800
not knocking back manhattans
with some random businessman.
1018
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:55,900
You're married!
1019
00:57:55,940 --> 00:58:00,400
I know. I've been settling my whole life.
I don't want to settle anymore.
1020
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,560
You know, it's terrifying,
1021
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:07,980
but for the first time ever,
I feel like I have choices.
1022
00:58:08,020 --> 00:58:10,400
And isn't that why
I went through the surgery?
1023
00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:11,900
Do you know
what I did today?
1024
00:58:11,940 --> 00:58:14,200
I went to an assembly
at my son's school.
1025
00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:18,100
I was so happy being there,
just a mom sitting in the audience,
1026
00:58:18,140 --> 00:58:21,000
not some fat woman
everyone was staring at.
1027
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:22,900
Paul never showed.
1028
00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:26,600
Do you know why
I married him?
1029
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:29,500
Because I was scared
no one else would have me.
1030
00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:31,700
Do you know what's worse?
He knew that!
1031
00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:34,600
He doesn't love me,
he just wants to control me.
1032
00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:36,800
Are you gonna leave him?
1033
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,400
I don't know.
1034
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,900
What would Belinda say?
1035
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,500
Yeah. what would Belinda say?
1036
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:56,700
I think she'd tell you that you deserve
better than trolling in bars for
attention from strange men.
1037
00:58:56,740 --> 00:58:59,700
You are better.
And you know what?
1038
00:58:59,740 --> 00:59:02,000
You should create
the life you deserve.
1039
00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,500
That's exactly what she'd say.
1040
00:59:05,540 --> 00:59:06,800
Yeah, no joke.
1041
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:09,900
Tell her.
1042
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:12,100
What?
1043
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:18,200
She is Belinda.
1044
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,200
That's impossible.
1045
00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:25,100
You're Belinda?
1046
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,400
I'm Belinda.
1047
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:32,800
But how?
1048
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,600
It's really complicated.
I mean…
1049
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,400
Well, I started by submitting
my columns electronically to Lori…
1050
00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:41,900
Do you mean all the advice
I got from Belinda,
1051
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:47,700
the advice that I changed my life for,
the Cinderella pact, that was all a lie?
1052
00:59:47,740 --> 00:59:51,500
No. No! I believed every word.
1053
00:59:51,540 --> 00:59:55,000
It just… it seemed like you
would listen to it more
1054
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:56,800
when it came
from someone like Belinda.
1055
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,800
I just want
what's best for you.
1056
00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:01,600
And to regain my power
and be the person I am inside.
1057
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,500
Yes! yes! yes!
1058
01:00:03,540 --> 01:00:06,500
That was part of the pact,
and we were supposed to be honest
1059
01:00:06,540 --> 01:00:08,500
We would always be honest
with one another.
1060
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:12,200
And you were lying
from the start.
1061
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:15,000
You never believed
any of this could be real.
1062
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:19,100
That's not true.
I hoped it would be. I did.
1063
01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:23,700
Losing weight
has given me the confidence
1064
01:00:23,740 --> 01:00:26,200
to stand up for myself
and be honest about my feelings.
1065
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,500
You have no idea
how much you've hurt me.
1066
01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:37,000
Well, I don't want to deal
with this right now.
1067
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:38,800
I can't.
1068
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:41,800
I'll go.
1069
01:00:47,700 --> 01:00:50,800
Nola, hi. Sorry about
leaving a message. Again.
1070
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:52,900
Since I haven't heard from you,
1071
01:00:52,940 --> 01:00:56,800
you are either, "a" on a road trip with
Otis and too busy to check your messages,
1072
01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:01,200
or "b" in the finals of an
international croquet tournament
and unaware you have messages,
1073
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,100
or "c" avoiding me
and hoping I stop calling.
1074
01:01:04,140 --> 01:01:07,700
I vote for "a" or "b",
because "c" makes me sad.
1075
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,400
Yes, hello, is Charlotte there?
1076
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,600
This is her client, Belinda Apple.
1077
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:30,200
Could you let her know that I need her
to call me as soon as possible, please?
1078
01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:32,200
Thank you.
1079
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:58,100
Charlotte?
1080
01:01:58,140 --> 01:01:59,300
Yes?
1081
01:02:00,900 --> 01:02:03,200
I'm Nola Devlin, Belinda Apple's editor.
1082
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:04,300
Where is she?
1083
01:02:04,340 --> 01:02:06,300
Actually, you're looking right at her.
1084
01:02:06,340 --> 01:02:07,600
I'm Belinda Apple.
1085
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,500
Of course you are, darling.
There's a little bit of "Belinda" in all of us.
1086
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:12,600
No, Charlotte.
1087
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:15,400
I'm your client.
I'm Belinda Apple.
1088
01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:23,100
But you're so not-British, or stylish.
No offense.
1089
01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:27,700
I thought you'd be younger, but then
1090
01:02:27,740 --> 01:02:31,200
maturity is just experience
wrapped in wrinkles, isn't it?
1091
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:35,000
Oh, my god.
You really are Belinda.
1092
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:39,700
Correction: I've been pretending to be her,
and I've hurt the people I love the most.
1093
01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:42,400
My whole life is
a monumental train wreck.
1094
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:45,200
I'm probably gonna get fired, go to jail,
and never work as a journalist again,
1095
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,300
and I was just wondering
if you could help me.
1096
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:49,900
Oh, lord, let's get you a drink.
1097
01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:54,400
Wow, you have got yourself
into quite the quandary.
1098
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,900
I know, and I can't fake it anymore.
I can't.
1099
01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:00,750
You can fake a lot of things,
but you cannot fake talent,
1100
01:03:00,790 --> 01:03:03,800
-whether you call yourself Belinda or Nina…
-Nola.
1101
01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:09,200
Whatever. You are a writer.
Believe in that. Women love your column.
1102
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,400
I have the fan mail to prove it.
1103
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:14,600
Fan mail is not going
to keep me out of jail.
1104
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:17,000
Okay then.
Okay then.
1105
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:21,100
You do have some options.
One: do nothing.
1106
01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:22,800
Let the chips fall where they may.
1107
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:27,900
Two: write a letter of resignation,
quit before the whole thing falls apart.
1108
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,000
But your legal problems
won't go away.
1109
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,800
Or three: show up, tell the truth,
and watch the whole thing implode in person.
1110
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:38,900
It's perfect.
1111
01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:41,600
Well, not the imploding part,
of course, but
1112
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:44,000
why shouldn't you go
to that party?
1113
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:47,500
Um, here's a clue:
I'm not Belinda Apple.
1114
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,800
Not yet.
But with a little work
1115
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,500
I think
you could bring her to life.
1116
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:55,600
You're crazy.
1117
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:58,000
Yeah, "crazy" is sometimes
the basis of genius.
1118
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,200
Go as Belinda.
1119
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:07,100
You keep your secret, I keep my commission,
that's a win-win situation.
1120
01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:11,100
Nobody is ever going to believe
that I'm Belinda Apple.
1121
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,200
Think about it.
1122
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:24,460
Nola?
1123
01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:28,400
Chip! Alex…
whoever you are.
1124
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:29,900
What are you doing here?
1125
01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:34,400
Um, I was supposed to meet
Belinda Apple's literary agent
1126
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:37,000
but I just got a message
saying she had to cancel.
1127
01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:41,000
Have you eaten dinner?
1128
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:44,400
Haven't eaten lunch
and this is dinner.
1129
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,400
Wow. It looks like your Cinderella
diet's a little extreme.
1130
01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:51,000
-Cinderella pact.
-Right.
1131
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:52,900
And you have no idea how extreme.
1132
01:04:52,940 --> 01:04:55,600
It kinda messes
with your head, you know?
1133
01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:00,000
I don't, but I know
you need some food, real food,
1134
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,200
and since it looks like
you've lost even more weight,
1135
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:04,700
I think you could afford
to eat something.
1136
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:05,600
Thank you.
1137
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:08,500
Sorry I lied.
1138
01:05:08,540 --> 01:05:12,200
Okay, listen. you lie, I lie,
everybody lies.
1139
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:16,000
We all tell little lies, and big lies,
and middle-of-the-road lies.
1140
01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:18,000
We're not to be trusted.
1141
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:21,600
Cheaters never prosper. Or is it liars?
Gosh, I can never remember.
1142
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:27,300
Go home, Alex Stanson.
1143
01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:29,400
I don't want to go home.
1144
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,900
You're a nice guy.
1145
01:05:32,940 --> 01:05:37,100
You're a really, really nice guy.
You're too nice for me.
1146
01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:38,400
That's not true.
1147
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:46,900
You don't know the real Nola Devlin,
the inner-workings, the heart and soul.
1148
01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:49,500
Well, here's what I do know:
1149
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:55,700
Nola Devlin is
funny, smart, pretty.
1150
01:05:56,500 --> 01:05:59,500
See? Too nice.
1151
01:05:59,540 --> 01:06:02,300
I like who I am with you.
1152
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:08,400
I'm not who you think I am.
I mean, I am, I am, but I'm not.
1153
01:06:09,300 --> 01:06:10,900
Don't we all feel that way?
1154
01:06:10,940 --> 01:06:13,100
Oh, listen, I'm serious.
There is no…
1155
01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:20,300
Very nice.
1156
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:25,000
Did I just say that out loud?
1157
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:25,800
No.
1158
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:34,300
Oh, sorry.
1159
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:43,100
Wait.
1160
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:48,100
I am not like other girls
you've been with.
1161
01:06:48,140 --> 01:06:48,800
Thank god.
1162
01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:55,400
No, it's just that…
See, my body is…
1163
01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:56,500
Beautiful.
1164
01:06:57,900 --> 01:06:59,600
You have a beautiful body.
1165
01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:12,900
Let's never leave here, ever.
1166
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:18,700
Oh, god. Let me guess.
Taiwan for six weeks.
1167
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:22,730
No. Actually L.A.
for a shareholder's meeting,
1168
01:07:22,770 --> 01:07:25,100
and then back here Friday
for the book launch.
1169
01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:28,600
Alex, about the book launch…
1170
01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:36,000
What if Belinda doesn't show?
I mean, she can be really unreliable.
1171
01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:43,600
Well, if she doesn't show
she'll be letting down a lot of people.
1172
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,400
I'm sure it would be
disappointing for you,
1173
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:48,700
since you're as much a part
of the book as Belinda is.
1174
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,700
-Look, Alex, I…
-Nola,
1175
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:54,000
I think I'm falling in love with you.
1176
01:08:10,100 --> 01:08:12,200
Chip? Alex?
1177
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:16,100
-Hey.
-Hi.
1178
01:08:16,140 --> 01:08:17,200
Good morning.
1179
01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:22,800
I have to catch my flight.
Go back to sleep.
1180
01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:25,800
I'll see you at the book launch.
1181
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:27,400
All right.
1182
01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:29,000
-Get some rest.
-Okay.
1183
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:35,300
Bye.
1184
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:40,600
Wait.
1185
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:45,500
There is no Belinda Apple,
and I'm a big fat liar.
1186
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,200
Hey, Nola! whatcha doing?
1187
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,600
Hey, Joy, have you seen Lori?
1188
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:19,500
She's getting her dress
fitted for the party.
1189
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,900
Oh, but, hey, if you see her,
can you tell her that Belinda's agent
1190
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,000
sent over a ton of fan mail
from her office last night?
1191
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:28,300
Fan mail?
1192
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:30,200
Well, it is in the mail room.
1193
01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:33,000
Thanks, Joy.
1194
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:52,800
Dear Belinda,
you saved my life! I was 216…
1195
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:55,800
Dear Belinda, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
1196
01:09:55,900 --> 01:09:57,700
You gave me the courage
to stand up for myself…
1197
01:09:57,900 --> 01:10:02,500
Belinda, you are my guardian angel.
You inspired me to follow my dreams…
1198
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:06,200
Dear Miss Apple, if it weren't for you,
I wouldn't be here writing this letter.
1199
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,000
Hey, Nance.
1200
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:17,200
Hey. You ready for tomorrow?
1201
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:18,800
What's tomorrow?
1202
01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:19,200
Oh, it's end-game.
1203
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:23,000
The day we go back to the Willoughby Cafe
and witness some serious grovelling?
1204
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,500
Right. Right. God.
1205
01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:31,500
My dress is gone.
1206
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:33,400
Your goal dress?
1207
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:37,400
Have you heard from Deb?
1208
01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:38,900
No.
1209
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,700
Alex Stanson said he loves me.
1210
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:47,900
I don't know what to do.
1211
01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:54,600
I have this invitation here for Nola
to Belinda Apple's book launch.
1212
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:59,200
This is a letter from a woman in Duluth
1213
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:03,000
telling Belinda that she saved her life.
1214
01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:07,400
Alex wants me, Nola,
to go to the book launch with him.
1215
01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:09,600
This woman needs Belinda to show up.
1216
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,700
I can't be both people at the same time.
1217
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,800
Rewind.
He said he loves you?
1218
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,300
Yeah.
1219
01:11:18,340 --> 01:11:19,100
Wow.
1220
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,500
And it's killing me.
1221
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:26,900
I just… should have listened!
You were right.
1222
01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:28,800
You know, why did I make
all this stuff up?
1223
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:32,600
I should have just believed in myself
enough to tell Lori the truth
from the beginning, and…
1224
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:33,700
That is disgusting.
1225
01:11:33,740 --> 01:11:36,100
Well, a little simplistic maybe, but…
1226
01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:41,700
For years, I have been hiding myself
under a homemade fat suit
1227
01:11:41,740 --> 01:11:43,700
so you wouldn't treat me
like a sex object,
1228
01:11:43,740 --> 01:11:47,600
and then I started shrinking
my body and building my self-esteem.
1229
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:50,500
I even started to think
"maybe Ted's not so bad",
1230
01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:52,300
"Maybe I was just imagining things"
1231
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:56,900
but there is no way that
I imagined your hand on her ass.
1232
01:11:56,940 --> 01:12:00,800
A kid so fresh out of law school that
she still has the bar tapes memorized.
1233
01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:02,900
You're fired.
1234
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:06,300
I don't think so.
1235
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:10,200
When I put together the
sexual harassment suit I have planned,
1236
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:12,700
you'll be the one
holding the pink slip.
1237
01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:21,000
-Did that feel as good as it looked?
-Oh, so much better.
1238
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:28,800
This doesn't feel right without Deb.
1239
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:32,200
She's… she'll come around.
She's just… she's got a lot going on right now.
1240
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,300
Ladies, table for two?
1241
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:37,300
Remember us?
1242
01:12:38,300 --> 01:12:40,300
Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
1243
01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:42,600
We were here four months ago.
1244
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:45,200
You wouldn't seat us
at the table by the window.
1245
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:47,000
I'm sorry. I don't remember.
1246
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:50,600
We were a little bit…
larger then.
1247
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:52,200
Yeah, we were fat.
1248
01:12:53,100 --> 01:12:54,500
You said it was reserved.
1249
01:12:54,540 --> 01:12:57,150
You were paranoid
about people walking by,
1250
01:12:57,190 --> 01:13:00,200
thinking this is restaurant
where fat, pathetic women eat.
1251
01:13:03,100 --> 01:13:08,000
So, you got all that from me telling you
that that table was reserved,
and I'm the one who's paranoid?
1252
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:11,900
We'll take the table by the window.
1253
01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:14,400
I'm sorry. It's occupied.
1254
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:25,900
Do you mean we've been holding a grudge
for four months for nothing?
1255
01:13:25,940 --> 01:13:27,900
Oh, but don't we look fabulous?
1256
01:13:27,940 --> 01:13:29,500
I mean, the Cinderella pact worked.
1257
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:32,100
Yeah, then why are you still wearing black?
Where's your red?
1258
01:13:32,140 --> 01:13:37,800
Deb, Deb, Deb. It's about
discovering the women we are inside.
1259
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:42,200
Let me tell ya, Ron is loving
the woman I am on the inside.
1260
01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:45,200
Well, girls, I'm afraid
my bikini dream is over.
1261
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,200
-It was a tad too ambitious for me.
-No!
1262
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,700
No, but I'm looking forward to
dealing with reality in a tankini.
1263
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:59,700
You guys, I'm so happy that the
Cinderella pact worked for both of you,
1264
01:13:57,100 --> 01:14:00,200
but I don't think it worked for me. See…
1265
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:04,500
I have no idea who I am or
what I'm supposed to do here.
1266
01:14:04,540 --> 01:14:07,460
You know, like, the book launch
is tomorrow night, and if I don't go,
1267
01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:10,900
I'm going to betray all of those women who
poured their hearts out to me,
1268
01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:12,500
and I don't want to hurt them
1269
01:14:12,540 --> 01:14:15,400
the way you were hurt when you
found out Belinda Apple didn't exist.
1270
01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:21,300
And Alex? I'm in love with him,
and he's gonna hate me.
1271
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:22,960
I should have told him.
1272
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,500
I should be telling him right now,
and I don't know how to.
1273
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:27,800
Belinda has to go to that party.
1274
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:29,700
Belinda doesn't exist.
1275
01:14:32,900 --> 01:14:37,200
It's your wisdom, your wit, your insight.
You're the one every one's listening to.
1276
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:40,100
You're the one who gave me
the courage to start a new life.
1277
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:47,000
As hard as it is, I have to leave Paul.
But it's okay. It's good, even.
1278
01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:50,900
And do you think that I could have
stood up to Ted without you or Belinda?
1279
01:14:50,940 --> 01:14:55,900
She's been there all along.
You've just been looking on the outside
when you should've been looking in.
1280
01:14:57,100 --> 01:15:01,500
So, no more broken cookies.
No more standing in the shadows.
1281
01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:04,900
It's time you took center stage. Okay?
1282
01:15:04,940 --> 01:15:05,900
Okay.
1283
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:08,100
Nola? Before we get started…
1284
01:15:08,140 --> 01:15:10,360
It wasn't gone.
1285
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:13,200
We bought it for you
a couple of days ago.
1286
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,500
Somehow we knew
that you'd need it.
1287
01:15:17,100 --> 01:15:18,600
And these.
1288
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,600
Oh, m--!
1289
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,000
And this. Your fantasy car.
1290
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:55,700
You are Cinderella!
1291
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:00,100
Here it is.
1292
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:03,400
Oh, my goodness.
I'm so nervous, you guys.
1293
01:17:05,900 --> 01:17:08,700
Let's cover you up a little.
1294
01:17:08,740 --> 01:17:10,500
Oh, that's perfect
1295
01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:12,200
Beautiful.
1296
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:14,800
-Ready?
-Yeah, I'm ready.
1297
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:16,300
-Here we go.
-Up.
1298
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:24,900
Belinda! Belinda!
1299
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:29,900
Belinda?
1300
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:32,900
She's really looking forward to meeting you.
1301
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,500
Is she ready?
I'd really like to see her.
1302
01:17:37,900 --> 01:17:39,600
I will… I will do that. thank you.
1303
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:43,700
-Alex, right? hi! I'm Deb.
-Hi. Yeah.
1304
01:17:43,740 --> 01:17:47,400
-Friend of Nola's. Gym.
-Right, the gym.
1305
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:51,000
ladies and gentlemen, tonight
we are here to introduce to you
1306
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:55,400
Stanson publishing's new book
"Apple gets to the core"
1307
01:17:55,400 --> 01:18:01,400
a compilation of columns by Shine magazine's
renowned advice columnist, Belinda Apple.
1308
01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:06,900
It is now my great honor to
introduce to you Belinda Apple!
1309
01:18:18,100 --> 01:18:20,000
it's so nice to finally meet…
1310
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:22,400
oh, my god!
1311
01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:33,900
Oh, thank you all for
the very warm welcome.
1312
01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:41,600
I'm so happy that
Stanson books is publishing my book.
1313
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:44,500
My book…
1314
01:18:46,300 --> 01:18:48,000
It is my book.
1315
01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:53,100
I can't do this.
1316
01:18:54,700 --> 01:18:59,700
I thought I could but I…
I can't.
1317
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:05,200
A year ago
1318
01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:10,000
I was an overweight copy editor
1319
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:11,800
who couldn't get a break.
1320
01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:19,500
There were people
who told me that
1321
01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:20,200
I was just a big girl
with a big dream, and…
1322
01:19:20,300 --> 01:19:24,500
somehow, I let myself believe that.
1323
01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:32,000
So I created Belinda Apple, someone
I thought I could never be.
1324
01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:37,200
Pretty, beautiful, confident, thin…
1325
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,100
Someone with all the answers.
1326
01:19:41,300 --> 01:19:45,800
I used Belinda to protect myself
from rejection and failure.
1327
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,400
I'm so sorry that I lied
1328
01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:57,000
to all of the women who have been
so honest with me, with Belinda.
1329
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,100
I have to be honest with you.
1330
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:11,300
There is no Belinda Apple,
there's just me, Nola Devlin.
1331
01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:18,700
But here's the thing-- inside,
me and Belinda, we're the same person.
1332
01:20:18,740 --> 01:20:21,000
It just took me till tonight to figure it out.
1333
01:20:22,900 --> 01:20:25,400
To all the beautiful women
that brought me here tonight,
1334
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:31,300
just know that you're your own
fairy godmothers, so,
1335
01:20:31,340 --> 01:20:36,300
keep dreaming your dreams
and creating your magic
1336
01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:40,200
and writing your own happy endings.
1337
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:43,700
That's all.
1338
01:20:57,500 --> 01:20:59,100
Great party!
1339
01:20:59,140 --> 01:21:00,200
Oh, they loved you!
1340
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,900
They love Nola Devlin
as much as they love Belinda Apple!
1341
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:03,600
Yeah!
1342
01:21:03,740 --> 01:21:07,100
-Have you guys seen Alex?
-Sorry, honey.
1343
01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:09,800
You know, I thought for sure
he was gonna forgive you.
1344
01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:12,200
Oh, maybe
he'll change his mind.
1345
01:21:13,300 --> 01:21:14,100
Maybe.
1346
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:17,600
All right, I think
I'm going to head home.
1347
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:18,600
Oh.
1348
01:21:18,900 --> 01:21:20,200
You guys, have fun.
1349
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,700
Well, you know what happens
to Cinderella at midnight.
1350
01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:32,500
No!
1351
01:21:32,940 --> 01:21:34,300
Wait!
1352
01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:37,100
Wait, please! Wait!
1353
01:21:39,540 --> 01:21:41,000
Wait!
1354
01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,900
Wait, stop, sir! Please, stop!
1355
01:21:49,900 --> 01:21:52,600
Just perfect.
1356
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,600
You lose something?
1357
01:21:57,900 --> 01:22:00,400
Yeah.
1358
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:03,800
Yeah. My shoe.
1359
01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:07,500
May I?
1360
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:20,800
Midnight.
1361
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:24,500
Isn't that some kind of
defining moment for Cinderella?
1362
01:22:26,700 --> 01:22:33,100
Well, it's the moment where she
turns back into her true self and…
1363
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:36,360
hopes that Prince Charming will see
through the disguise and forgive her and…
1364
01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:39,000
But just…
one last question for Belinda.
1365
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:40,900
Yeah?
1366
01:22:42,300 --> 01:22:43,800
Well, there's this girl…
1367
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:46,100
Ah, well, see?
there's always a girl.
1368
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:49,000
What's the problem?
1369
01:22:49,900 --> 01:22:52,100
A few days ago,
I poured my heart out to her
1370
01:22:52,140 --> 01:22:54,100
and told her I thought
I was falling in love with her.
1371
01:22:55,900 --> 01:22:56,800
Have you changed your mind?
1372
01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:58,900
No.
1373
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:00,700
I told her how I feel.
1374
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:03,800
But she hasn't told me how she feels.
1375
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:09,900
Well, that's not a problem
1376
01:23:09,940 --> 01:23:12,200
cause I happen to know
she loves you right back.
1377
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:18,600
Whoo-hoo!
1378
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:30,000
Transcript and sync: Héctor Lahoz
(hectorlahoz@yahoo.es)
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