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'A very good morning to you all.
It's Charlotte here

'with your breakfast news.

'And it looks like another
fine day out there.'

'A clear and frosty start.

'It will be dry with
plenty of sunshine.'

'There is growing anger

'around banks rewarding
their top staff.'

'I think work is
the best route out of poverty.'

'..a short time ago
was up 34 points at 66.20.

'Over to the city now for the
latest business news with Michael.

'Michael, what are the headlines?'

How is it? You get it up?
No, it's a stain. It won't come up.

That's why they're called stains, Viktor.
You need to scrub it harder.

The traders are coming.
No, I need to go home.

I told you I need to
leave on time today.

OK, when stain is gone, then you go.

Ow! Idiot.

'Spin again.'

Girls!

Come on, we're late! Will you
turn that music off, please?

Come on! Mum, you haven't washed my
leotard. I can't wear it, it stinks!

Well, look, I haven't got any
washing powder at the minute

so you're just going to have
to spray some deodorant on it

or something, all right?

I thought you were cleaning one of
your posher houses this morning -

they make you get dressed
up for it now, is it?

No, because I've got to see your dad.
Come on, please, Lily!

Turn that off. Come on, girls, we
haven't got time for this. Girls.

I'm serious now, come on.

All right, go on, then. Spin round.

Come on, turn it off, please.
No. Get your coats on.

I'm working again tonight. So
you'll have to come straight home

after dance class to watch Lily.
But I had plans tonight.

What, plans with this Jake?

Well, you're not going out.

What's a 17-year-old doing with a
girl two years younger, anyway?

Is he a paedo or something?
Mum!

If he touches you,

I'll chop his bloody willy off.

Just be careful, OK?
OK.

'Bye, Mum!'

Lily, put that away now, please.
Just a minute.

Put it away or I'll take it off you, OK?

I gave you that phone so
you could speak to me

if you needed anything,
not to play games.

Now, come on, out you
get, I'm in a rush.

OK, love you both!

Yeah, love you too, Mum.

'Place your bets, please.'

'30, red. Spin again.'

Oh.

'Player wins.'

Ooh, shit!

What are you doing? No.

Sorry, mate! It's just a little bump!

I'm sure you'll get over it.
Oi! Come back!

Shit.

Five quid?
Oh, for fuck...

Where the hell have you been?
She's down there waiting for us.

Bloody supervisor always keeping
me behind. What's in the folder?

Just some things I need.
You're 40 minutes late. Great.

Plenty of time for a pee, then.

So, what we must remember at all
times during our discussion

is why we're here. Alice and Lily.

And that's why I have written
their names on the board.

OK, so, who wants to get
the ball rolling today?

I think maybe I should. I have
something I wanna say. OK. Great.

Well, the thing is, with
the girls, I just...

I don't see how it's gonna work.

How what's going to work?

What we talked about, you know,

splitting the time
between the two of us...

I just think that...

You know...
Oh, for God's sake, spit it out!

I think the girls should come
and live with me full time.

What? I just think that's
what's best for them.

Not living with their mum, you think
that's what's best for them? Wait...

a minute, Sam. Let Dave finish.

You can't look after them properly.

We've already talked about that
zero hours contract you're on.

You have sex in our bed
with another woman

and you think you're
taking the girls off me?

I shouldn't have done that.
But we're both at fault here.

The girls need to come and live with
me and that is the only option.

Dave, why do you feel the girls have
no choice but to live with you?

I know we've already
gone over Sam's gambling

and she doesn't think it's an issue.
It's not. It's not.

I have a little flutter now
and again, that's all.

Is that true?
Yes!

I have my post redirected.

And I received this.

It's a court summons for a credit
card that Sam took out in my name.

A card I knew nothing about.

She's racked up over eight
grand in three months.

All from gambling.

That makes it look worse than it is.
You could win that back in no time.

Yeah, and then you'd lose it again.

I have to pay this back.

Not to mention the 15
grand we already owe.

Plus the money I have to fork out
to keep a roof over your head.

Rent you fork out for your
daughters' heads, you mean.

Yeah, but I'm not living
with them, am I? You are.

That woman is not raising my girls.
Over my dead body, is she.

Beth is not going to
replace you as a mother.

But she is going to be
part of their lives

and you need to get used to that.

Like hell she is. You are not
taking my girls away from me.

'It's very basic,
very simple, but full of flavour.'

'And it's a family favourite.

'It has to be every time, on
those cold, winter evenings,

'this is just the sort
of thing you want.

'Are you a bit of a fan of the hotpot?
I love it.'

Sam, it's Warren.

Look, I know you're in there,
Sam, because the telly's on.

No point hiding.

I'd like to keep things
friendly, really.

'Spin again.'

'22, black, even Jess!
Jess, come on!

'The train
arriving on platform two...'

Nearly missed it.

He's not taking my kids
away from me, no way.

Why does he even think that, though?

Well, he thinks I'm gambling again.

Yeah, but you're not, though, are you?
No. Course not.

Anyway, look, how's your mum doing?
Has she worked things out yet?

Yeah, she's all right. But
the cafe's struggling.

The rent's gone up again.
Oh.

And I think we're going to have to
give it up. Oh, no, such a shame.

Well, it is.

But I've got an idea.

A mobile cafe.

Like the ones they have round here.
Yeah.

You know, that way, we can
keep the business going

without having to pay
any greedy landlords.

How would you afford it, though?

Well, I've got my dad's inheritance.

It's not a lot, but I reckon
if I save a bit more,

I reckon I could do it.
I think it's a great idea, babe.

Yeah? Yeah. I do. Yeah. Though if
Chris would get his arse in gear,

we could have the money in no time.
Uh!

He needs a good kick up
the backside, that one.

Yeah, don't worry, babe, I'm kicking it.

That's my girl.

You're kidding me. All right?

I ask him why can't he wait
and pee in the toilet?

He says, "Oh, it's all the same,

"the pipes are all going the same way."

He holds it in the shower
and pees down the drain.

When Jess was living next door with
her boyfriend, what was his name?

Kevin? Yeah. He used to get
drunk and pee in her wardrobe.

I could hear her shouting
at him through the wall.

In the wardrobe?
Yeah, but only ever on my side.

I'd wake up and find him
peeing all over my clothes.

What a filthy pig. Mine picks his nose.
Eurgh! A nose picker?

We've got one of those on
our floor, don't we, Sam?

Yeah, the Hoover crackles every
time I go past the stairs. ALL: Oh!

So many stains to clean on your floor.
Why do they need so many?

Well, to count all of the millions
they're making from doing bugger all.

Just a bunch of rich guys

getting paid to move even
richer guys' money about.

Viktor, Viktor!

Viktor.
Oh, look lively.

Hey, Viktor, I was just wondering...
Oh, have you been hitting the gym?

You're looking really
big, very muscular.

Anyway, I was wondering if you had
any hours available, day shifts,

you know, toilet patrol?

For you? No.

I know what you did with the pen.

What pen?

You coloured the carpet with a
pen, it is a different colour.

OK, so I improvised, but I got
rid of the stain, didn't I?

Come on, please, I'm a
little short this month. No.

And you are now on a warning.
I'm watching you, Sam Cook.

Any more trouble and you'll be out.

Ugh!

'Welcome to Ladies' Night Casino.'

'Place your bets, please.'

'30, red, even. Spin again.'

'33. Spin again.'

Hey. Yeah, hey. Erm... Look, did
you clean my office earlier?

Because there are still
ring marks on the desk.

Oh, you want me to wipe the desks?

That's part of cleaning, isn't it?
Wiping?

Yeah, but I don't touch the desks.

I don't want to mess anything
up because it looks important.

Just make sure you wipe
the desks, all right?

Yeah, hello?

'You all right?'
Yep, I'm still in the office.

There's nobody here.

I think we need to slow down.

But I'm the one taking
all the risk here.

Swanny, if I get caught,
it's seven years, minimum.

Yeah, well, you know what, I don't
care what the others think.

It's not a sure thing. I'm
the guy who goes down.

You all make 50 grand.

What are you saying?

So you're blackmailing me?

'Place the investments
and I won't say anything.'

Fine. Just tell me the company.
'OK. Osprex Electronics.

'That's O, S, P, R, E, X.
Have you got it?'

Yeah, yes. 'You sure?' Osprex
Electronics. I got it.

'Are you sure you can handle it?'

Look, of course I can handle it.
'Fine. Good.'

I'll call you when it's done.

Hi, Sam. Er... Do you have a minute?
I need to speak with you about Lily.

Oh, yeah, OK.

She thumped her so hard, she
broke Jadine's glasses.

She could have got a
piece stuck in her eye.

Now, I realise they were arguing
and she broke Lily's phone, which,

may I point out, shouldn't
even be in school.

Besides that, I don't
think this is the way

Lily should resolve her problems.
Well, no, of course not.

She's in big trouble, don't
you worry about that.

Yes, well, I assume this isn't true,

but Lily says that you were the
one who told her to hit Jadine.

Me?

Yes, she says you told her
you don't start the fights,

but you damn well finish them.

When someone hits you, you hit them back

and she should knock Jadine's block off.

Oh! W... Absolutely not.

I would never tell her to
do anything like that.

I did say that, yes,

but what you don't do is go
telling the teacher on me, OK?

Just be good girls, please.

I don't want any more trouble
from that school. Oh.

Great! Burnt fish fingers again.
They're not burnt, they're fine.

There.

What do you say? Thanks, Mum.
Yeah, thanks.

No. Hey! No phones
at the dinner table.

I was right in the middle of something.

I know what you were
right in the middle of.

You've got your audition
to be worrying about.

You've got the chance to be in one
of the top dance schools in England.

I don't want you throwing
it away over some boy

who's just trying to get his end away.
He's become a distraction.

Yeah, a distraction from you.

'Red, three.
Place your bets.'

'Spin again.'

'Red, 25. Out of funds.'

Mum, look.

Oh. Yes, darling?

Oh, is that me and my cleaning gear?
Yeah. It's very good.

I used to have my hair long like this,

until you two girls came along.

Mum, how do I work out the
circumference of a circle again?

Come on, you know this.

You measure the width,
to find the diameter,

then you halve that to
get the radius. Yeah.

So then you use that formula, two
pi R, R is radius. Oh, yeah. Yep.

Mum, you should be a teacher.
You know all the answers.

Bit late for that, sweetheart.

Hey, why don't I see if I can get
this screen fixed for you, eh?

So, girls, I've been thinking,

how would you feel about
getting bunk beds?

Bunk beds?
Yeah. You know, with, like,

a little ladder that you can climb up.

How cool would that be? You
can share a room together.

Share a room? What for?

OK, look, I need you to
move into Lily's bedroom

and I don't want any
complaining about it.

I'm going to get a lodger in.

But this has to be a
secret from your dad, OK?

It's just for a short while.

This is shit.

Oh. Alice!

You all right, love?

Sorry I've been so long.

Is everything OK?
Yeah.

Oh, no, actually, the grinder's
been playing up again.

I think we need Tony to come
in and take another look.

Nah, just gotta poke it with a
screwdriver, works all right for me.

Yeah, and I told you, you
shouldn't be doing that.

You're gonna lose your hand in there
one of these days. Oh, it's fine.

I've still got another one.

I'll give it a poke once
I've had a cup of tea.

So...

How was he?

The same.

I don't know why I bother.

He didn't want to talk,

just stared out the window,
watching a man cutting the grass.

Riveting.

Maybe you should go and see him.

He's still your brother.

What are you doing here? I've
been trying to get hold of you,

maybe you missed my calls.

We need to talk, you got time?

No, now's not a good time.
I've gotta go to work.

I understand it must be difficult,

juggling work, looking after those
girls, but I really need that money.

So it'll be 17,000 you
owe Mr Carter now.

What happened to our payment plan?

I think my hearing aid's Playing up.

You mean the one you failed to
pay for the last two months?

Look, I told you, I'm
on my own now, but...

I'm expecting a cheque from my
ex-husband, divorce settlement.

He owes me thousands. As
soon as that comes through,

I'll get back on track. When?
About a week or so.

OK, well, when it arrives,

I want this month's payment, plus
the last two that you missed.

That's £1,500. Do you understand?

I don't want Mr Carter to
send me to your door again.

It's not nice for either of us, is it?
It's embarrassing.

- Yeah?
- Um..

- Glynn?
- Yeah, it's me, erm...

Wow. Sorry. I can't believe it. Erm...
ls now a good time?

I know you said five, but...
No, don't be silly, this is great.

Well, come in, what can I get you?
A tea? A coffee?

How's your sister?

There's wardrobes here
with plenty of hangers,

and drawers there for your
socks and pants, or whatever.

And the bathroom's just behind you.

Didn't you say I had my own bathroom?

I thought you said it was ensuite?

Well, it sort of is ensuite, isn't it?
I mean, it's right there.

Can't get much closer than that.

Yeah, I suppose, yeah.

So, a PhD, eh?

A right little brainbox, ain't you?
Are you still into your magic?

You used to love all that.
Card tricks and whatnot.

Er... No. Not any more.
Oh. Erm...

You mentioned something
about extra storage space.

I notice that there's
a shed in the garden.

I just wondered how much space there
was. I just have a few things.

Oh, well, I can get that
shed cleared, yeah.

What sort of stuff are we talking about?

Er... Just a few tools, scaffold planks.

Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem.

Yeah, and a cement mixer, small
and medium-sized breakers,

two diesel power generators.
Some electrical cable.

Circuit board and soldering
irons, disco lights,

karaoke machine, and a set of speakers.

And, oh, yeah, three... no...
four lawn mowers.

What is it you need
four lawnmowers for?

Oh, I'm fixing them.

That's just what I do for money.
Helps me pay for my PhD.

Got you.

What the fu...

What the hell's going on?
Dance got cancelled. Yeah.

Miss Winter was sick all over Vicky.
Called me to pick 'em up.

They called you?
Yes.

Who called?

I did.

We went shopping and everything.
Look what Dad got me. Oh.

This one has the best camera.
Oh, well, that's good, then.

Just a little £10 a month contract.
Don't worry, I'll pay for it.

Listen, I just need to have a little
chat with your mum, all right? OK?

See you at the weekend.

Bye, Dad.
Bye.

So this is your plan now, is it?
Gonna buy their affections now?

Like I don't pay for everything as
it is? Don't paint me as a bad guy.

I'm not the one who hired some
bullshit massage therapist

for his sports injury and then
shagged her, that was you.

Well... I know we've tried this
before and you don't accept it,

but I don't know, maybe
you'll change our mind.

I don't want to take them
away just to punish you.

I just don't want them getting hurt.

Mu-u-u-u-u-u-u-um! Oh, Shit!
Sorry, darling, hang on a minute.

Who the hell is this and why
is he in my room? OK, erm...

Look, you remember my
friend, dance friend Sarah?

Well, you probably don't. Well,
this is her younger brother Glynn.

He's come to look at the room.

He's really good at fixing things

and, you know, be good
to have around, right?

My dad wouldn't chuck me out
my own room. This is a joke.

Alice.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Don't be, don't be.
So... Well, what do you think?

Er... Yeah, yeah, it's good. Erm...

I was just wondering, is there
a Nando's nearby? Nando's?

Er... Yeah, I think there's
one on the high street,

about a ten minute walk away.

Ten minutes?

OK, erm...

Yeah, I'll take it.

Oh, well, great.
Yeah.

Insider trading happens

when somebody with
non-public information

trades on that information, makes money,

thus having an unfair advantage
over everybody else.

This highly illegal activity
can be pretty lucrative.

But if caught, it comes with

a punishment of up to
seven years in prison.

Sorry, can I help you with something?
Erm...

I'm looking for some info on banking.

Stocks and shares, that sort of thing.

I had a look online, but I need more
details. OK, what kind of details?

Well, how it all works, you know?

Buy, buy, buy, sell, sell,
sell, and all that.

I'm, erm... I'm looking to invest.

I see.

Please follow me.
Oh, thanks.

Where are you going? I'm going out.
What do you mean?

You and Lily have dance
class in 20 minutes.

Yeah, I'm not doing dance
any more, I've had enough.

When was this decided? Er... Since
I've been living here with you

so I never get to do anything

because I always have
to look after Lily.

Don't worry, I'll be home
before you have to go to work.

Darling, listen to me,
I know you're upset

because of everything that's going on,

but none of this is anybody's fault, OK?

I think it's your fault.

Lily, what are you doing out of bed?
I can't sleep.

Well, you've got school in the
morning, darling. Go on, up you go.

What's the matter?

Come on, what is it?

We're not going to be
moving away from you. What?

Who said that?

Heard Dad talking about maybe me and
Alice moving away with him and Beth.

But what's going to happen to you?

Come here.

Look, I am not going anywhere. OK?

You have got nothing to worry about.

Everything's gonna be fine.

'Business news on CB Radio.'

'Osprex Electronics shares
have risen overnight by over 15%

'as the British company merges
with American firm Panatronics.

'Elsewhere, there's been
a drop in Bitcoin...'

No, of course it's...
That's not the issue here.

The problem is, regardless
of what this report says,

if we invest too much,
it will link back to us.

Sorry. Thank you.

Hey, babe. I've finished the
kitchen now. Are you done in here?

I'm done. Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
Cool.

Actually...

Do you fancy a quick drink?

An insider trader? Yeah. But I
thought he was a stockbroker.

Well, he is a stockbroker, but
he's also an insider trader.

You know Gordon Gekko in
that film Wall Street?

Obviously not. Anyway, he trades
on the inside. Inside of what?

Inside of the information that he has.
Well, what information?

The information, Jess.

The information he has from trading
on the inside. That's how it works.

Look, OK, these insider
traders have info

that the public don't know about.

They then invest that info
into the stock market. Bingo.

The value of whatever
they've bought goes up

cos they knew it was gonna go up.

They have the information.
That's how it works.

That's how they get rich.
But how do they get the information?

Well, they share it with each other.

So, like, if somebody knows a
company's gonna get bought out,

they know their stocks will rise.

So then he passes the info on. I
mean, it's all very hush-hush.

So it's against the law? Oh, yeah,
big time, like, ten years in prison.

Very illegal. And the guy who
always works late, he's doing this?

I heard him, yeah.

So... So what, you want to call
the police? The police? No.

Don't you get it? There
is money to be made here.

But you just told me it was illegal.
If we get caught.

But we're just a couple of cleaners.

And just think, if this does
work, you'll have the money

for your van before you know it.
No-one's gonna know.

That's the kind of thing my brother
would say. And look where he is.

Oh, come on, this is totally different.

Look, why should these greedy bastards

be the ones to cut corners and get rich

and we're the ones who get shafted?

You know why - cos we're scared.

So... you want us to listen to
stock market tips at the office?

Mm-hm.
Well, how would we do it?

Well, I have one idea.

Alice is just going through a phase.
Do you remember when I was younger

and I really wanted to
be a roller-skater?

I thought it was going to be well
cool, and I'd skate everywhere.

And then I met Kevin Barker. And...
Yeah, well, I gave up.

Skating was a lot harder than
I thought it was gonna be.

Well, thanks, Jess, that makes
me feel so much better.

These instructions
aren't in English, babe.

Well, I bought it real cheap on eBay.

Cost more for the postage and packaging.

Come on, I'm sure I can make this work.

Where's all the pictures? Oh.
OK, look, let's just try.

There's the on button. Ready?

Testing, testing, one, two, three.
I can't hear anything.

Total crap.

Look, maybe if we're going to
do this, we should do it right,

and, like, you know, pay for
one that actually works?

Sorry, that was my fault, I
just dropped a photocopier.

It's all OK.

Yeah, it's kind of old and a cable
came loose during shipping,

but... yeah, I think it should be OK.

Yeah.

What, it works? Yeah. It should be
fine for what you need, I think.

OK, so how close do I need to get
the microphone so I can hear him?

As close as possible,

but it'll pick up anything
from 10ft quite clearly.

Well, that should be fine.
Great. Thank you.

OK, why don't I go
upstairs and demonstrate?

You use the headphones and then you
can shout up if you can hear me.

Great idea. Cool OK, thanks.

I thought you weren't telling
anyone about this. We're not.

Well, how come Glynn knows?
He doesn't.

I told him we needed the listening
device to spy on your boyfriend.

That we think he's cheating on you.
What?

'OK, I'm in the bedroom,

'talking about 5ft from the microphone.

'Shout if you can hear me.'
Yeah, you're coming through.

What did you tell him that for?

Well, what else? I had to
come up with something.

And besides, who knows
what your Chris gets up to.

'OK, I'm about 10ft from
the mic now. Can you still hear me?'

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're
still coming through.

'I just, er... I just wanted to say,

'I am sure you're just
being paranoid, Jess.

'I'd be surprised if your boyfriend
really was cheating on you.'

Can't believe you told him that.

Couldn't you have thought
of something else? What?

Oh, thanks so much for doing that.
That's brilliant. Yeah, no problem.

I could even help you plant
the microphone if you need?

Oh, no, no, that's fine. We can, erm...
handle it from here.

I'll just be another hour or two.

'I'll put your dinner on and
leave it in the oven.' Yeah.

'Still busy?'
Yes.

It's crazy busy out here.
'All right, babe. Love you.'

Yeah, you too.

I don't understand.

Why can't we wait for another night?

When he's not here? That'd be easier.

No, because he's working late
tonight to talk insider deals.

I want to hear what he's saying. If
we wait, I might miss my chance.

Looks like now's that chance.
What? Wait there. No, Sam!

Cover for me if he comes.

OK. Erm...

No, it's too big.

Shit.

OK.

Oh, God, come on.

Yes.

Oh, hey, erm... I haven't
wiped your desk yet.

Erm... I thought now
might be a good time?

Well...

Do you want me to wipe it now?

It's just, if you're busy,
it's OK, I can wait,

I just... I didn't want you
to think that I'd forgotten.

Cos I hadn't... haven't forgotten.

I just was waiting for you to
go to the toilet or something.

Do you need the toilet?
I've just been to the toilet.

Oh, OK.

Look, you know what, I'll let you
know when I need my office cleaned.

Right. Oh, got it.

Oh, one second!

Erm...
Your flies...

They're fine.

Oh. Sorry.

All right. Who are you thinking?

Bevan Brothers Steel...
has an imminent takeover.

'Yeah?'

'OK.' Steel. 'No. I'm going to
need to open more accounts, OK?'

I can't believe we're actually
doing this. So what happens now?

How do we get the money?

We'll have to set up an account
with an online broker,

they handle the transaction, we
just need to make an investment.

OK, so how much are we gonna invest?
That depends on you.

Why does it depend on me?

Well, all of my credit cards
are kind of maxed out.

So I was thinking...

Well, yeah, you've got that
money in your savings.

Look, don't worry, OK?
This is a sure thing.

You won't lose a penny.

OK, so the Bevan Brothers
Steel shares cost £10 each.

How many do we want?

Well, how about for this first time
we just be careful and just test it,

see if it works?
Yeah, well, test it with how many?

How about one for now?
One share?! Yeah.

Well, there's no point.

We can't waste this opportunity.
One share is no good.

Yeah, but how do we know for
sure it's even going to work?

Imminent takeover, that's what he said.

We buy now, it gets announced,
and the stocks will go up.

This is what insider
trading's all about.

But we're not insider traders.
We're just cleaners.

Look, one share, £10, that's all I
want to risk. Five shares, £50.

If it doesn't come off, I'll pay
you back, but it will come off.

OK, five shares. But I
want it all back, Sam.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll get it.

What are you doing?
What?

That's 50.
Yeah, that's what you said, £50.

No, no, no, that's 50 shares,
that's £500. That's too much.

Oh, OK... Well, look,
it's the same deal.

Look, please don't worry.
I'll pay you back, OK?

So what happens now?

Well, I've placed an order, and
then we just have to, you know,

see what happens when the
takeover gets announced.

This phone won't wipe.
Hm.

Wipe, wipe, wipe some. Wipe, wipe, wipe.
Phone when you finish.

'Place your bets, please.'

'19. Red. Odd. Spin again.'

Er... Come on. It's
getting late, sweetheart.

Come on, you can finish this when
you get home from school tomorrow.

Ten more minutes. No, you've had ten
more minutes. Come on, in you get.

Grr. I like it when you don't have work.
I get tucked in properly.

Mwah! Love you.

Sleep well, darling.

Lily's going to sleep now so
if you're going to be in here,

keep the noise down, please.
No phone calls to Jake.

I do love you, you know.

Night, Mum.

Good night, sweetheart.

What are you doing? Why do
you need your bag? Nothing.

Go to sleep.

There you go. Let me know
what you think about this.

It's a new recipe I'm playing with.

What the hell is this?

It's carrot and ginger with a
pineapple slice. Carrots? Yeah.

What, you never had carrot cake before?
Course I have.

Just don't agree with it.

I like my carrots next to my
peas on a nice Sunday roast,

and that's where they belong,
to Jamie Oliver over there!

'Red Giant Steel has merged with
Scottish company Bevan Brothers.'

Oh, wait, go back. What? Go back,
go back, I went to see that.

Business news?

What you doing?
'..leaders,

'with forecasters
optimistically predicting...'

Since when were you
interested in this crap?

'..Number one steel
manufacturer in the world.'

Jess? The takeover, it's
been announced. When?

I don't know, I'm watching it
on TV right now. Which channel?

It's on 103.

'For shareholders in
Bevan Brothers Steel,

'today's announcement is good news

'as the share price began
to climb...' Yeah!

'..Rapidly before the market
closed this afternoon.'

We're looking at 45, maybe even 50%.
That's just a prediction.

Which means around 70 grand each.

Well, we will find that
out tomorrow, my friend.

So, how much have we made?
Erm... Hang on.

Erm...

Come on.

Holy shit, Jess. We've made,
like, over £250 already.

And it will probably go up even
more tomorrow. It's worked!

Mum.
What?

What is it, Lily?
It's Alice.

OK, I'll speak then.