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Now, can anyone tell me
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why Melville shifts the narrative voice
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from Ishmael to Ahab?
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Sheldon.
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I have a tummyache.
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I'd like to see the nurse.
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A "tummyache"?
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Yes, Derek, I have a tummy and it aches.
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Ergo, tummyache.
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Ergo?
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It's Latin, Derek.
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Go to the nurse.
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And to answer your question,
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the shifting point of view
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grants the reader a broader perspective
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of events than typically allowed
by first-person narration.
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Where were we?
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And "ergo" is Latin for "hence," Derek.
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Hello, Nora.
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Hey, there's my favorite patient!
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What hurts today?
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Tummy troubles.
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Oh, no. Sorry to hear it.
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Let me grab your file.
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Throughout my high school career,
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Nurse Nora and I
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had been through quite
a few close calls...
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This is just a blister.
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Are you sure?
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Sheldon, I promise
you don't have leprosy.
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Ooh, that's bright.
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Proving you don't have
hysterical blindness.
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Well, can you test for just hysterical?
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Oh. Looks like you bit your cheek.
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How do you know it's not scurvy?
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Because you're not a pirate.
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So, we've got a tummyache?
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Yes. I'm afraid it might be cholera.
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Again?
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I have one of the symptoms.
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Okay, on a scale of one to
ten, what's your pain level?
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Three...
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point four seven.
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That's pretty serious.
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But since you're at a 3.47,
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I'm gonna give you the
strongest medication
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I'm allowed to give you.
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You're an angel of mercy, Nurse Nora.
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Ooh, cherry.
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Hello?
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Oh. Hey, Nora.
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What is it this time?
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Okay, yeah, thanks for lettin' me know.
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I'll keep an eye on him.
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Sheldon back in the nurse's office?
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Yep.
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Let me guess.
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Yellow fever. Dengue fever.
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Cat scratch fever.
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Cholera.
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Ooh! I was gonna say cholera.
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A quadrilateral
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that can be inscribed in a circle
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is an example of a cyclic polygon.
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Sheldon, don't argue with me,
I'm looking at it right here.
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While Nurse Nora's special medicine
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had given me a temporary reprieve,
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my pain had escalated to a 4.9.
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Although Ms. Ingram's
questionable math skills
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certainly weren't helping.
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Sheldon, you okay?
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You're gonna be fine.
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One good dump and you'll
feel right as rain.
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Can you please not call it that?
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What, "dump"?
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Yes.
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You want me to say "poop"?
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I want you to stop talking about it.
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B.M.?
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Dad!
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- Where is he?
- He's fine.
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He's in the bathroom workin' it out.
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Shelly, you okay in there?
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No.
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Give it a few more minutes!
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Eyes on the prize!
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This is not a fecal issue!
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I'm coming in.
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My tummy really hurts, Mom.
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You do feel a bit warm.
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Okay, you finish up in here,
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get in bed, and I'll
bring you some ginger ale.
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Canada Dry?
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- Yes.
- Room temperature?
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- Yes.
- Mostly flat?
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I'll stir the fizz out with a spoon.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Why don't you dote on me like that?
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Because he's my baby.
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Well, I could be your baby.
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Oh, now I have a stomachache.
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How you feelin', baby?
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Remember the tuna sandwich
I had at the bus station?
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Yeah?
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Worse than that.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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I'm sure you'll feel
better in the morning.
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Hey, Mom, you know how twins
can feel each other's pain?
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You're going to school tomorrow.
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I think she's gettin' smarter.
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Relax, he's sleeping.
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How come when I'm sick it's no big deal,
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but when Sheldon gets sick
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you act like it's the end of the world?
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Because he's a fragile little boy
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and you're gettin' to
be a big, strong man.
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That's true.
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Puberty has done right by me.
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Mom? Something's really
wrong with Sheldon.
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We need a doctor here!
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In that moment, I was in too much pain
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to tell my father, "I told you so."
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But for years after, I
reminded him constantly.
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So how's he doing?
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Aw, poor little guy.
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All right, well, if
there's anything you need,
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let me know.
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I love you, too.
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Well?
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Your brother's gonna be fine,
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but he has to have his
gallbladder removed.
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How's he gonna pee?
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Not that bladder, his gallbladder.
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What's the gallbladder do?
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I guess not much, if
they're takin' it out.
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You think he'll bring
it home so we can see it?
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I'll ask.
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Oh, I feel terrible.
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How was I supposed to know
it was his gallbladder?
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The doctor says it's rare in children.
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Well, he's always complaining
about some health issue
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and it... it's usually nothin'.
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I know, George.
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I mean, how many times...
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I'm prayin' here!
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Right, sorry. Sorry.
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So, those pain meds should
already be kicking in.
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Then my buddy Gary here
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is gonna administer the
gas, which'll help you sleep.
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And once you're under,
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we'll make a little incision
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and snatch that guy right outta there.
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Any questions?
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Yes.
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What kind of doctor says,
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"Snatch that guy right out of there?"
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Just trying to put you at ease.
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It didn't work.
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Where did you go to medical school?
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University of Nebraska.
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Uh-oh.
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Did you at least graduate with honors?
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Top of my class.
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Have you had any alcohol
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in the last 24 hours?
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Not a drop.
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How much sleep did you get last...
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- Gary, can we...
- Got it.
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Just relax and start
counting backwards from 100.
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Wait, Gary...
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Where did you study anesthesiolo...
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Hard to port!
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Aye aye, Captain Ahab.
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Thar she blows!
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Gallbladder dead ahead!
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Captain Ahab, are you hungry?
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Do you want a bowl of gruel?
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Not now, Mom, I'm in
pursuit of my inner demons.
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Aye, she's a formidable organ.
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Just looks like a whale.
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It's a metaphor, doofus.
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Arrr!
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Sweet dreams, honey.
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I'll try.
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Your brother's gonna be just fine.
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Yeah, I know.
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I'll tell you what.
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If I hear any news, I
will come and wake you up.
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Thank you.
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Night night.
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This is ridiculous.
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They said an hour and a
half; it's been almost two.
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I'm gonna go yell at somebody.
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Good. Yell at everybody.
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Uhp, ah, y'all can exhale.
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Surgery went great.
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Thank you, Jesus.
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Sheldon's gonna need to
stay here three, four days,
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which is standard,
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but, uh, after that
he's good to go home.
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- Really appreciate it, Doctor.
- Oh.
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We can't thank you enough
for takin' care of him.
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He's extremely intelligent, isn't he?
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Oh, yeah.
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He's our special little boy.
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Oh.
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Are you ready to see your family?
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Yes.
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That's good, 'cause
they're ready to see you.
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Okay.
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There he is, there's my baby.
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Hey, buddy. How you feeling?
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I brought you some comic books.
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- Hi, Moonpie.
- Hi, Meemaw.
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Where's your gallbladder?
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I want to see it.
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They throw it away, honey.
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Why?
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Can I go home now?
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No, baby, they need to keep you here
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a little while, make sure you're okay.
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Overnight?
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Actually, a...
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few nights.
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No, tell them I'm going home.
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Shelly, the doctors
know what's best for you.
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What's best for me
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is to be at home, in my own bed,
with my books and my computer.
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Well, I can bring you whatever
you want. Just-just tell me.
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I just told you: bring me home.
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Moonpie, you're looking
at this all wrong.
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You got your own room here, your own TV.
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Is no one listening to
me? I want to go home.
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I'm listening, but I
have no say in this.
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No surprise, despite my adamant protest,
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I didn't go home.
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Instead, I had to stay
and suffer in silence
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like the Southern gentleman
my mother raised me to be.
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What's this? I asked for red.
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All they had was green.
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Well, then you and I
have a problem, don't we?
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Tada! A dog.
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For God's sake, it's not a real dog.
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Here you go. One O.J.
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- I see pulp.
- No, you don't.
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I strained it with a paper towel.
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Now all I can taste is towel.
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And pulp.
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Ugh, man, it's Cooper again.
251
00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:12,389
Can you take it?
252
00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:15,890
Do I have to? He asked me if
all the jobs for men were taken.
253
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:19,829
I'll get it. You just stay
here and do your nails.
254
00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:22,569
What?
255
00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:24,149
Do you know where my mother is?
256
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,800
I think she went down to the
cafeteria. What do you need?
257
00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:27,969
I can't sleep.
258
00:11:27,970 --> 00:11:29,409
Did you try counting sheep?
259
00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:31,679
Oh, no, I'm afraid of farm animals.
260
00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,879
Of course you are. Well, I
don't know what I can do for you.
261
00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:36,849
Do you know the "Soft Kitty" song?
262
00:11:36,850 --> 00:11:38,209
No.
263
00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:40,180
I'll teach it to you. Get a notepad.
264
00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:45,149
Okay.
265
00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:47,929
I got your pillow and your blanket.
266
00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:54,160
Shelly, what do you say?
267
00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:56,670
Why does it smell like Missy?
268
00:11:57,770 --> 00:12:00,040
You're doing great, honey.
269
00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:05,909
What's going on?
270
00:12:05,910 --> 00:12:08,179
This is Ricky, your new roommate.
271
00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:10,850
Nice to meet you.
272
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,690
I am so sorry.
273
00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:27,509
It's just for one night.
274
00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,379
They said you going home tomorrow.
275
00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:31,140
They also said I'd have my own room.
276
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,010
He better not be contagious.
277
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,979
- He's not.
- Are you sure?
278
00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:36,649
Should we ask his doctor?
279
00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:39,119
You just asked me and I said no.
280
00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:42,170
But you're not a doctor.
Your career stalled at nurse.
281
00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:44,720
Okay, listen.
282
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:48,010
I done put up with your
nonsense long enough,
283
00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:50,029
and it ends now.
284
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,000
That boy is your roommate,
285
00:12:52,010 --> 00:12:55,539
that's the situation and you
gonna make the best of it.
286
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,100
You get my drift?
287
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,010
So Sheldon comes home tomorrow?
288
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,549
Yep.
289
00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:11,380
Everybody's thinking
it, so I'm gonna say it.
290
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,689
This has been a nice break.
291
00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:16,720
Hey. Don't talk about
your brother like that.
292
00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,589
Since when are you on his side?
293
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,160
Since Dad almost let him die.
294
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:26,159
- No!
- Unbelievable.
295
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,799
It's either cartoons or
men in their underwear
296
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,600
banging their heads together.
297
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,370
You complain a lot.
298
00:13:34,650 --> 00:13:36,480
Excuse me?
299
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,549
Seriously, dude, you need to relax.
300
00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:42,289
How can I relax?
301
00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:45,249
I'm being held captive
in a bacterial playground.
302
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,059
Why are you here?
303
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,920
I had to have my gallbladder
removed. Why are you here?
304
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,559
I'm having surgery tomorrow.
305
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,229
How come?
306
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:55,200
I was born with a hole in my heart.
307
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:58,299
My mom says everyone is
born with a Jesus-shaped hole
308
00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:00,969
in their heart, but I'm
guessing this is different.
309
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,639
Yeah, they're gonna put a patch on it.
310
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,539
And then it just stays there forever?
311
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:08,979
Yeah, like a Band-Aid you
never have to pull off.
312
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:11,749
That's great, because that's
the worst thing about Band-Aids.
313
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,459
They may have removed my gallbladder,
314
00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:16,380
but not my wicked sense of humor.
315
00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:24,620
Whatcha working on?
316
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:26,290
A welcome home sign for Sheldon.
317
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,799
Oh, that's a nice thing.
318
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,299
Yeah, but this "W" took me half an hour.
319
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,269
Hmm. You want some help?
320
00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:34,330
Yeah.
321
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:37,600
Georgie, get your ass in here!
322
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,139
How did you find out you
have a hole in your heart?
323
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,009
I fainted playing soccer.
324
00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:44,699
- Hmm, I guess I'm fortunate.
- Why?
325
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,310
I don't and never will play soccer.
326
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,980
How did you know something was
wrong with your gallbladder?
327
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,060
It started as a minor tummyache,
328
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,250
then escalated to a major tummyache.
329
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,190
Luckily, I handle pain well.
330
00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:02,750
What are you gonna do when you get home?
331
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,799
Enjoy a bathroom I can relax in.
332
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,130
Although I do like that there's
333
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,469
a big red emergency button in there.
334
00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:11,869
I actually don't mind it here.
335
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:14,009
What about the food?
336
00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:17,640
It's not as good as my grandma's
tamales, but nothing is.
337
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,679
How long has she been
taking care of you?
338
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,179
My whole life.
339
00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:23,980
She'd be here, but she's
watching my brother.
340
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:28,019
My meemaw takes care
of us sometimes, too.
341
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:31,539
I'm excited for my heart
to be fixed, 'cause then,
342
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:34,489
she won't have to worry
about me anymore. But hey,
343
00:15:34,490 --> 00:15:36,389
once they put the patch on my heart,
344
00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:38,569
I'll sort of be like Iron Man.
345
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:42,199
Technically, Iron Man
has a magnet, not a patch.
346
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,300
And technically, I said "sort of."
347
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,970
Touché.
348
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,319
Where'd he go? Where's Ricky?
349
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,589
He's in surgery.
350
00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:01,919
Oh.
351
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,850
But look what I'm doing.
352
00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:05,929
I'm packing up so we can go home.
353
00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:07,390
Can we wait until he's done?
354
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,499
I think it's gonna be a while, honey,
355
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,529
but why don't we get a move on
356
00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:13,150
and then we can check on him later?
357
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,470
Okay.
358
00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:24,409
One second.
359
00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:27,419
- Excuse me, Nurse Robinson?
- Yes?
360
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,019
Will you give this Iron
Man comic to Ricky?
361
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:31,789
I'll see that he gets it.
362
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,119
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
363
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,759
And thank you for taking care of me.
364
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,659
You're welcome.
365
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,090
You stay healthy.
366
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,629
I will.
367
00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:45,199
When did he become nice?
368
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:58,280
Uh, I'll get the next one.
369
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:21,499
I actually missed you.
370
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,639
Ain't that nice?
371
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,469
What about me did you miss?
372
00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:26,609
I don't know.
373
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,559
Well, think about it and get back to me.
374
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,479
Ha, he gave you homework.
375
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,640
Sheldon, I just got off
the phone with that nurse
376
00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:33,749
from the hospital.
377
00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,849
Your little roommate's
gonna be just fine.
378
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:37,480
Oh, good. That's a relief.
379
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,919
Would you like to go visit him?
380
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,320
No. Why?
381
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,029
Okay, here we go, Sheldon.
382
00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:51,529
One "precision astronomical
refractor telescope."
383
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,569
Wow. Thanks, Dad.
384
00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:56,280
For the next few weeks,
my guilt-ridden father
385
00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:58,379
continued to lavish me with gifts.
386
00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:01,539
Then the football playoffs
started and that was that.
387
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,440
Time's up. What did you miss about me?
388
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,990
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