All language subtitles for The Gymnast.2006.DVDRip.Xvid-TBMs

You 've stopped taking
your anti-depressants?

Yes.

No other medications?

No.

Well, I think it's time
we start looking

at some alternative therapies.

And we'll need to bring
your husband in for those.

It gets pretty expensive
from here on out, I'm afraid.

I thought if I stayed in shape
I'd have more time.

A lot of women
make that mistake.

Honey, this is grown up time.
Leave mommy alone.

Can I please have a massage?
Please!

I said, no!
Leave Mommy alone.

Go on.
G o!

Can you please take her
with you when you leave?

I dreamt about
the accident again.

Only this time my brains
were smeared all over the road.

This casting director
is a bitch with a capital C.

Lay down.

I'm just really nervous.

Come to the audition with me.

I can't.

I have a new client
this afternoon.

It's Jane Hawkins.

You can set u p outside
b y the pool.

What the hell are you
staying in shape for?

Denise?

It really is you.

I got a referral
and it was the same name,

and I had to know
if it was you.

O h, come press my laundry!

Sorry.

Well, I understand why
you fell off the radar.

Certainly marrying him
explains a thing or two.

Well, you look like
you 've done all right.

I divorced u p.

To... not-s o-old friends.

You obviously didn't
get the memo.

The memo?

The war's over -
didn�t you hear?

You can come out now and start
eating chocolate and cheese.

I do.

Well somehow it's not
having the same effect.

O h, God.

C'mon, I'll s how you
around the hovel.

Back to the huddle...

Just over nine minutes to go -
they need to score.

This training system was
designed with one goal in mind:

To get you absolutely ripped.

I don't mean to be
the nosy neighbor,

but is everything all right?

I'm fine.

Okay... okay.

I thought it would be easy,
you know?

I thought I could make
an accident happen.

You did that, all right.
You married him.

It's not his fault.
I'm the withered husk.

O h, God, sweetie.
Don�t go there.

You want kids, take mine.

Ungrateful bastards,
all of them.

Expensive, too.

Yeah, that's his argument.

Don't put me in his corner.
He's an idiot.

And so are you.
Withered husk?

Eat some b utter,
for Christ's sake.

You make me feel like crap
just looking at you.

Sweetie, there's still plenty
of things you can do

with that husk of yours.

Ex c use me!

Yes?

I wanted to introduce myself.
My name is Nicole.

U h... Jane.

Yeah.
I know who you are.

Can I ask you a question?

Okay.

Are you afraid of heights?

H i, honey.

Can you get us a
round of beers in here?

No, I'll get it.

Hey, hot stuff.
What'd you do today?

Walked in to a gym
for the first time in ten years.

Been that long for me, too.

Harder! Harder!

H i.

I'm sorry.
I must have the wrong place.

No, you don't.
I'm so glad you could make it.

Come on in.

Serena, this is Jane.

Jane, this is Serena.

Serena's in my ad u It class
and kicking butt.

That was beautiful.

Thanks.

Serena, could you step on
the ladder for me?

S u re.

Okay, I want you to climb u p.

Okay.

Start from a sitting position
on the floor...

and don't use your legs.

Don�t use my legs?

No legs.

Put some of this on first.

Okay.
Now get u p.

G o!
Get u p! Get u p!

Okay, I suck.

No, that's all right.

No shame there.
You 're good.

Jane, you 're u p.

She's not Jane.
She's Tarzan.

She has the strength.
But you have the grace.

Now if I can just
get the two of you

To rub off on each other,
you 'll have the whole package.

And that's money in the bank.

Nice.

I'm sorry, I'm conf used.
What are we doing?

Did n't tell you?

It's just a
little thing called...

Showbiz!

Showbiz?

The idea is to get
a job in Vegas.

O h, wow.

So are you gonna do it?

I might.
I've got a lot to learn.

Gonna have to practice
almost every day.

So you think you 'd still
have energy to run?

Well, aerials are all upper
body, so the answer is yes.

Got to keep the body balanced.

O h, you 're balanced.

You 're so sweet.

No... not sweet.

I'm a bad-ass...
from the wrong side of tow n.

Yeah, you better run!

Don�t just hang there.

Respond to the fabric.

Make wings...
and tap...

and then pull yourself up.

You got it?

Can we take a break?

You don't even have to ask.

As soon as you feel weak
let yourself down.

The general rule is,
if you feel like

you 're gonna fall,
you probably will.

Fabric bite you?

A little bit.

Got to build up
my call uses again.

F u n!

What's with the hands?

It's like sandpaper.

How's it hangin' over there?

Hey, everybody,
say hey to Jimmy.

He runs the place.

Hey, Jimmy!

Ladies.

You 've got to try to find
a focal point.

Try staring at your hands.

You need a break?

No way.

Can you use your hands?

Harder.
A little harder.

That's right?

Throw it over
your left shoulder.

Good.
Now pull yourself u p.

How did you know
I was gonna love this?

When you came in that day...

I could tell you had some
unfinished business.

Sweet!

What's the date today?

I think it's the twelfth.

Did you say something?

O h, put that away, silly!

How's that feel?

I've made you keys in case you
ever want to run away from home.

Yeah, I d u g that u p.
The Hawk and the Hammer.

We made quite a pair.

Yeah, I was always
the pretty one.

But I always brought home
the hardware.

O h, who can be bothered
with all that bric-a-brac?

That's nice.
Where did you get that?

It was a gift -
from Denise Wingfield, actually.

The Hammer?
Jeez...

Don�t worry, she does n't
want to see you either.

She just bought a house
in Malibu.

There goes the neighborhood.

Whoa.
Where'd you get that?

O h...

And this?

You 've got to take that off.

Why?
It's beautiful.

I'm serious.
Take it off.

No.

People are gonna think
I beat you.

Please, find something
else to wear.

I beg you.

What have you been doing,
stunt work?

That looks like a rug burn.

Meaning w hat?

I don't know.
You tell me.

How would you get a rug burn?

It's a fabric burn.

N ice distinction.

David, please.

So, who is it?

Is it Dan -
the little weasel?

You 're about to feel
really stupid.

You didn�t have to be
s mysterious about it.

Can I just have one thing
that's not about us?

S u re.

You have been all over
the map lately.

O h, Serena, other leg.

Honey, it's the other leg.

Breathe in to my hand.

Just relax.
You knocked your wind out-

You all right?

Everything still working?

Let's not make that
part of the act, okay.

Okay.

Want to try to get u p?

Let's try.

Okay.

Our Vegas audition
is next week -

if we can manage
not to kill ourselves first.

Well, I think you 're crackers...

O h, no, I gotta drive.

Spend the nig ht.

O h, yeah, love to hear
that conversation.

You ought to give him
something to be jealous about.

There's this g u y that lives
next door who's kinda sweet.

O h, please!

If you 're gonna step out,
expand your horizons a little.

And?

Men are boring.

Denise!
When did this happen?

Between marriages...

Sometimes d u ring.

I'm s hocked.

I don't see why.

I seem to remember your tongue
in my mouth sophomore year.

O h, come on!
You can't count that!

Give a girl a complex,
why don't you!

Hey, you just missed 'em.

What's that?

A bit of bad news.
Nikky's kid was in an accident,

so Serena's taking her
to the airport.

O h, my God.

I didn�t even know
she had kids.

Yeah, he lives with
his father in Atlanta.

It sounded bad,
the way they ran outta here.

One of them calls you never
wanna get, you know?

Yeah.

Hey, if you 're not rehearsing,
can you take the stuff down?

Sure.

David...
I want to have a baby.

It's now or never
and I'd rather it be now.

Do you think you still can?

I don't know.

There are some tests
we need to take.

It's expensive.

Why don't you just go off the
pill and we'll see w hat happens.

I did.

Do you have any idea
how completely selfish that is?

Not to mention how
expensive that could have been?

You all ?

What's that ob noxious thing
people do when a waiter

drops a glass?
They start clappin'...

Hi, this is Serena.
I'm trying to reach Jane.

I got your n umber...

Hello? Hello?

H i.
How are you?

Yeah, I know.
I spoke with Nicole last week.

Thank goodness.

What's that?

Really?

And that's cool
with Jimmy?

Hello, Dan.

There goes my rabbit!

Hey, check you out.

Yeah, I got here early.

I thought we'd play on this side
of the room for a change.

Okay.

Thanks for the call.
Really.

I won't go in to it,
but I can tell you

your timing was perfect.

So what should we do?

I don't know... maybe stretch.

Right.

I think that's right.

Okay...
get ready to dial 9-1-1.

Nice.

Feel a little out of shape.

Yeah, right.

You want to throw it
over both legs first.

That's it.

What's u p?

You were fine.
The wrap was good.

What's the matter?

I got spooked.

It's because you fell.

We can work low.

That's a show-stopper.

Just for now.

I once slipped and straddled
the balance beam so hard

my cooter went u p in my throat.

Oi!

And when I could walk again,
my coach forced me to get

back on the beam, which I swore
I would never ever do.

But I won nationals a few months
later, so I was glad he did.

U h-h u h.

Meaning get your ass
back u p there!

You don't have to climb high.
Just do a single.

Don�t ever tell me
that story again.

Come on, get up there.

You 're doing great.

That's it.

Wanna go higher?

No.
I'm fine.

O h!

What was that?

Nothing.

D o you live
in a bad neighborhood?

Maybe we're aiming too high.

Let's forget about Vegas.
We should just try to get

a few gigs in tow n.

I don't know.
I'm thinking this w hole thing

was n't such a good idea.

Hey, don't make me tell
the cooter story again!

Okay, I tell you w hat -
I've got something that's

gonna be perfect for those
clients you mentioned.

It's a yacht - staffed b y six
hostesses who take care

of the needs of up to
four male guests.

And once it reaches
international waters it becomes

a floating casino, and whatever
else you want it to be.

"Whatever happens off-shore,
stays off-shore!"

...two, three, four, five.

Yes!

Five!
That's getting better.

I s u ck!

Keep your legs tight
when you 're in the straddle,

then lower your body straight.

Go slow.

That's good.

Yeah!

Do it again.

I'm stuck.

...six, seven, eight.

Good!

We need an act.

We need Nicole.

You 're a dancer.
Choreograph something.

Hah!

Come on.
Rise u p, girlfriend.

I'm so sore!

Sorry.
I got lost in the count.

You 'll get it.

I think we need a gimmick.

You mean besides
the token Asian thing.

Way besides that.

We could do it nude.

Maybe not.

We could both
get in the same hammock.

We could do porting moves.

It's a hand grip, like this.

Here, do this.
Now grab my wrists.

See, you hang on to me,
I hang on to you.

It's solid.

Cool.

I got ya.

Do you want to
Go upside down?

I so have you.

Gorgeous!

D o you want to do one arm?

- Can you?
- I got you.

Can you grab me by the waist?

Give me your hand.

N ice.
Are you okay?

Yeah.

What now?

Arch u p.

Should we sit?

I've got to save some energy
for the benefit tonight.

Can you break it down?

Yes.

You 're still
coming tonight?

Yeah.

Wow, look at you.
You 're on the ball.

You know we don't have
To be there until 8: 30.

What's wrong?

I messed u p.

What?

Jane, we had a plan.

Look, I said I'm sorry.

But I think I can miss
one company party.

They're gonna
give me an award.

O h...
What is it?

I don't know.
Something stupid, probably.

Well, congratulations.

That's great, Jane.
Just great!

Thank you very, very much.

Hey!

I didn�t think you
were gonna make it.

How are you doin'?

Good to see you.

Jane!

You were so beautiful.

I just wish Nicole
had seen you.

Look at you.
You 're stunning.

I feel a little overdressed.

No, you 're gorgeous.

Honey, let me just
grab you for a sec.

There are some people
I need you to meet.

Okay, you were great!

I'll see you Monday.

Hey!

You 've never seen
my house before!

No, I haven't.

Wanna check it out?
It's not far.

Okay.

Follow me.

You live alone?

Yes.

I'm impressed.

I didn�t know dancers
made that much.

It helps if you 're
a soloist in a company.

Which you were?

Yes.

But not anymore?

No.

These... are my babies.

Whoa!

You met her.

Is she a switchblade?

Not quite.

Switchblades are spring-loaded,
which makes them illegal.

This one is spring-assisted.

Ah.

This one - she's a switchblade.

All right, you have to
e plain it to me again.

What?

About the knives.

I just like them.

Go deeper, please.

It's beautiful.

It's a weapon.

It's art.

It's a beautifully
artful weapon.

Exactly.

Have you ever
had to use it?

Just did.

I mean on people
who aren't made of cheese.

No.

A therapist would have
a field day with this.

Here.
Open it.

It is beautiful.

Now close it.

Clip it to your pants.

No, on the inside.

How does it feel?

I don't know...

like, you don't want
to mess with me?

Right.

U h... I'm gonna get some water.

Do you want some?

No, I'm good.

Hey, you know,
I'm just gonna head out.

It's late.

It sticks.

Okay, well...
I'll see you Monday.

You were great.

Is that a knife in your pocket
or are you just happy to see me?

O h, sorry.
Here.

Keep it.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay.

I'll see you Monday.

B ye.

Hey.

I had it off
for the performance.

Yeah... I�m on my way now.

So, I was wondering if...
you might wan na...

go out and have
a drink sometime.

Not like a date, of course.
Just give us a chance

to have a conversation
without hyperventilation.

That's sweet, Dan.

No, not sweet.

Not sweet.

Here, wait...

It's just...

I hear the fights
and I feel bad.

And I wan na help out,
if I can,

if you want to talk.

Thank you.
That's nice.

No, no, it's not nice.

I'm asking you out on a date
because your husband

treats you like crap.

And I know that
you 're extraordinary.

I am not a nice man.

But I am a nice guy, so...

All right.

I'll go out with you
if and when you can catch me.

No!

Another beautiful Sunday
in LA -

unless you 're driving on
the 405, w here it is just ugly.

A more complete check
on traffic and weather

right after this.

Wow.

So this is what
you 've been u p to.

Yeah.

Keep going.

I'm beat.

All right.

You make it look so easy.

Don�t break the tree.

Hey...
Just calling to say hi,

and see w hat you were doing.

Okay, b ye.

It's Jane, b y the way.

Okay, b ye!

So after waiting two hours
to take off,

and unbelievable turbulence,
we have to wait 45 minutes

on the ground before we can
pull u p to the gate.

And then it took another hour
and a half to get home.

Ground control
to Major Hawkins.

What's that?

Look, honey, if you 're
gonna drink my booze

you gotta hear my bullshit.

Sorry.

Is this too high?

No.

That's our cue.

If I put my arm under there...

Can you move from there?

Okay, let's try now.

I am so sorry!

I don't know
w hat I'm doing.

Are you okay?

No!

It will never happen again.

I'm not, u m, gay...
just so you know.

Well, I am.

O h.

You thought I was straight?

I just thought
you were beautiful.

A tourist checking out
the scenery.

No.

Okay...

You 're married.
We've got that.

And you think you 're straight.

So let's just leave it there.

Okay.

Okay.

Please tell me what's going on.

Nothing.

I'm just training hard.

Beautiful, you guys!

I'm very impressed.

Thank you.

When you perform it
you 'll be higher up, right?

Yes.

Then the only thing
I would say is... spice it up.

It needs a kiss
in there somewhere.

I don't know.

Do it.
Trust me, it'll slay 'em.

Well, I could watch
you two all day,

but I've got a plane to catch.

Thanks for coming b y.

I'll be in New York
until Monday s o,

you 've got the keys, right?

Serena, it's so nice
To meet you, finally.

You are beyond gorgeous.

At 42 I'm thinking my body's
safely in retirement

and here she is, a year older,
still bouncing off the walls.

I love you -
I hate you.

See you next week.

Great stuff!

You are not 43.

In a month.

Okay...
You 're my hero.

Hey!

What if I could get you

an audition for
the Lido in Vegas?

- You 're kidding!
- You could do that?

Well, if you sex it up,
I think you 'd be perfect.

What about costumes?

We haven't got there yet.

I'll work on it.

Gotta go.
B ye!

Vegas?
Yeah!

You still okay with this?

As long as it's part
of the act.

Good.

I'm not enjoying this.

You are higher up though.

Hey.

Do you want to
Go out Friday nig ht?

You mean socialize?

Yeah.
See a movie or something.

I have a better idea.

What you do?

You a mess.

I say turnover!

How come
you don't speak Korean?

I'm adopted.

I haven't been to Korea
since I was two.

O h.

And my folks are more
likely to speak

Yiddish around the house.

What?

I'm a Goldberg.
You didn�t know?

I had you pegged
for an o' Brien.

You are so in the wrong
part of town right now.

You don't know
jack about Asians.

You really do all look alike.

There are many
shades of yellow, big nose.

Hey.

I know Japanese girls
with whiter skin than you.

Flips... got the j u icy booty.

Filipinos.

Koreans got the high
cheekbones, like s o.

Cambodians have teeth
like the Brits,

and the Chinese have
the big noses, poor bastards.

What else?

Korean ladies
throw much attitude.

And are shocked
by pierced nipples.

A good ice-breaker with
a Japanese girl is to say,

"O nada ooksig h,"
and make a face.

It means stinky smell.
They love their fart jokes.

But you 're a Jap.

Jewish Asian Princess.

Was that your
attempt at a joke?

'Ca use I'll cut you.
I will cut you.

Here... have some Kim-Chee.

Who's that?

O h my God, no...

If you learn this trick,
you 'll never have to

stand in line again.

You 've got to be kidding.

Push your hips forward.

Way forward.

There ya go.

Wass up!

So your parents
don't know you 're gay?

How's that work?

Not so great.

What would happen
if you told them?

Don�t want
shipped back to Korea.

C'mon.

It's fine.

They're just so old now.

Don�t want to let them down.

Okay, Goldilocks.

Well, that was f u n.

Yeah.

Shame we can't rehearse
the ending right now.

Yeah...
You want to?

Hell no.
You know the rules.

I know, but...

Out of my car, bitch.

Hey... w hat are you
doing tomorrow?

Whatcha' got?

Whoa!
This girl is hooked u p.

How's that?

That's good!

How do I look?

You look good.

O h, God!

Room number 29.

I like it.

I could live here.

O h, I know...

I've got to show you something.

Come on.

Are you kidding me?!

Party!

It's my birth day!

O h, yeah!

What movies they got?

What did you pick?

How do you work
all this stuff?

Back here.

Get the lights!

Focus.

Down in front.

... a terrible blow
forth is young woman.

And it's a devastating loss
for the American team

going into these games.

She 's our best gymnast, Don.
This is tragic.

You can see the trainers
performing w hat's called

a Thompson Test, so it's
probably her Achilles, rig h t?

Right, and you don 't
come back from that.

You can see the look
on her face.

She knows it.

It's all the more tragic
because she couldn't compete

in the 1980 games...

Because of the boycott.

And we thought that
washer year then.

It washer year then.

These games w ere hers,
I think, also.

And she told me before these
games that she felt like

an arrow that had been pulled
back but never released,

and that this washer chance.

And it doesn't look like she 's
going to get that release.

I don 't see how it's
possible at this point.

She 's already 22 years...

I love scars.

Figures.
Goes with the knives.

I didn�t realize
how famous you were.

You just saw
what I'm famous for.

No.

It was in every newspaper,
on magazine covers.

Turn on the TV
and there I was,

flopping on the mat.

Lieee.

And you know, I used to think
that was the worst thing

that ever happened tome
until I had my,

"O ops, I forgot to have
a baby," moment.

When did you have that?

All the time.

Can I ask you something?

Is my pool heated?

Come on!

You know, those costumes
will never work.

I hate to tell Denise.

Yeah, but you guys
are really tight.

We were.

She loathes David,
So we lost touch for a while.

What'd he do?

He knocked her up
freshman year.

Really?!

Yeah.
They didn�t handle it so well.

Look, it floats.

When did you hook u p with him?

O h, years after -

after the scar.

We made a perfect pair, really.

He wanted to be
a big football star...

Boy, it really has been
all downhill since college.

I think I smell self-hatred.

With that little nose?

Self-hatred is
the mother�s milk of

closeted lesbians...
everywhere.

You can't hate yourself.

You 're too magnificent.

Look who's talking.

I don't hate myself.
I hate my life.

There's a difference.

At least you can
change your life.

And you can take your other
foot out of the closet.

I'd chop it off first.

So then we'd be
the perfect pair.

I'll tell my parents
I'm gay if you

tell your husband
you 're leaving.

How 'bout I tell
your folks you 're gay,

and you tell
my husband I'm leaving?

They'd never belie ve it.

Neither would he.

I'm serious.

I've never done
this part before.

Yes, you have.

That would be
my mother calling.

Bye.

Hi.

Hi.

Did you have f u n
at Denise's?

Yeah...
What are you doing?

I thought I'd cook
for a change.

Come.

Let's do it.

Let's have a baby.

What?

We'll get the treatments,
we'll go for the In Vitro-

whatever it takes.

Stop it.

You make an appointment
those tests this week.

And I'll stop riding bicycles
and wearing tighty whities.

This isn't funny.

I'm serious.

But... it's too late.

Then we'll adopt.

Honey, I am so sorry...

it just really hit me today.

What?

That I'm losing you.

Hey.

I'm afraid this might be all
over the internet by now.

O h, God.

I didn�t breath a word
of this to him.

You know that.

You 've met my daughter Sandy.

I said spice u p the act -
I didn�t mean torch the place.

I don't feel different.

I don't feel gay...
whatever that means.

Well, if you 're gonna
slap a label on it,

it's called being bi.

Gay, straight -
she's gorgeous.

And you don't have to deal
with your baby issues,

which is probably another
part of the attraction.

No, it's more than that.

I'm s u re it is.
But... look at the timing.

Have you ever been attracted
To a woman before?

Well... no.

So it's probably
not a coincidence.

That's all.

Honey, I hope you put some
Sunscreen on or you 're gonna

look like an alligator bag
before you 're 20.

Are you freaked out?

Just a little.

Don�t worry.

I'm not your girlfriend.

Well, poop.

Tell Denise about the costumes?

No.

She's gonna bring
that guy from the Lido

down to see the act though.

Great.

We still need to figure out
what to wear.

Yeah.

So is that it?

Yeah.

I'm the one that's gonna
get hurt, right?

No.

Hey, girls.

Hey, Jimmy.

Let's ask him if we can throw
a party for the audition.

There's only one way
this is gonna work.

We should throw a party
for your birth day -

if you 're not in Vegas.

No way.

How 'bout seeing some friends?

We could have dinner
with Ken and Rebecca.

We haven't seen them
in a while.

Yeah.

David, I need to
tell you something.

We are not doing this here.

Why'd you have to be
So fucking stupid?!

Can I take your order now?

Yes.
What are you having, sweetie?

I'll have, u h...
a salad.

O h, c'mon, you can have
more than that.

No, this is fine.
This one.

Okay.
And you, sir?

U h, let me take
a quick look here.

David.

Don�t!

Just wait.

We have to talk.

Okay, let�s hear it.

But first I want you
To know something.

I realize I've been asleep.

I realize I've been selfish.

And I know I've
taken you for granted.

And I'm sorry.

But, please, let's not panic.

I want you to know
I'm awake now.

I will change.

I'm sorry, too.

But that's not
the change I need.

But I don't know
w hat that means for us.

It means rein venting
our whole relations hip.

That's what it means.

That's w hat we
should have done every day

we woke up together.

If you get this gig in Vegas
you 're goin' away anyway...

s o give us until then,
at least.

I'm still in love
with you, Hawkins.

Here's to you.

Here's to your life...

and it being whatever
you want it to be.

Hey!
Sorry I'm late.

Thank you so much
for doing this.

No problem.

Denise is a good friend
of my mom's.

Is Serena here?

Yeah.

O h...

How's it fit?

Nice!

Hey...
You did it?

And everything's okay?

Wow.

This is gonna look
awesome in lights.

You wearing
the same sort of thing?

Yeah.

Cool! Cool!

Let's hit it.

You?

Almost.
It was too complicated.

Too complicated?

Hey, Selena, can I get
some shots of you

while she's getting dressed?

It's Serena.

After the audition, I promise.

I am so happy for you.

Give me a couple of minutes.

This is great!

Why don't you hop u p
and we'll take some more shots.

Nice.

Nice!

Wow.

Okay, let's see that smile
you had goin' on before.

Good.

Let's open your eyes a little
bit more this time, okay?

Okay, wider.

Open your eyes.

I'm Asian, you idiot!

She's a beauty, anyway.

C'mon, let's not get crushed.

Well, I hope you like it.

I had to divorce my third
husband to pay for it.

Good.
No pressure then.

They're here.

Are you sure?

The Hammer's here anyway
and I figured that guy

with her is from the Lido.

You nervous?

I'm excited.

That's good 'cause I'm a wreck.

Hi.

Hey.

You two haven't
met yet, have you?

No, we haven't.
Just seen the poster.

I'm David.

Serena.

Nice to meet you.

Okay, we gotta
Go get changed.

Right.
Break a leg.

Break two legs.

Do it tonight.

We nailed it!

Do it.

I don't want to make a scene.

Make a scene.

O n Sunday, when I can
talk to him alone.

I owe him that.

Jane's not here.

I know.

Look, I don't know you,
and I don't know if you 're

gonna string me a line
of bullshit right now...

What?

So I'm just gonna say -
End it.

We're trying to have a baby.

And that's the most
important thing to her -

and to me.

Don�t destroy that.

Did n't I tell you?

Especially Jane.

She was the blonde, yeah?

Yeah.
We go way back.

Same gymnastic team.

Thanks for coming!

B ye.

At 42 I'm thinking my body's
safely in retirement, you know?

And here she is a year older

and still bouncing
off the walls.

You 're joking, aren't you?

Nope.

She's 43?

Is n't she amazing?
Puts me to shame.

What?

Now would be a good time
To lie about your age.

I lie about my weight,
not my age.

Well, be that as it may,

43 is far too old
for the Lido.

Come in.

You almost ready to go?

O h, go ahead without me.

Are you s u re?

Yeah.
I'll be right there.

I am so proud of you.

You were amazing tonight.

Thank you.

I'll see you back at home.

Okay.

Hey, w here'd you go?

I've been looking
for you everywhere.

Call me.

It's so hard to be
a mother these days.

She's a smart girl.
She'll be all right.

Yeah, but she's
still my baby.

I'm 28.

S u re... I�m still interested.

Wow.
Thank you, Julian.

I don't think
it'll be a problem.

We can audition
people down there.

No, I understand.

She's... she's fine.

Missed you.

No one's as good
as you, Jane -

even with the sandpaper hands.

It's like being loofa'd.

You can charge extra.

Actually, it's not
as bad as it was...

Ow!

Hey Jane, it's Crystal.

I've got a
baby shower to go to

this Wednesday so I'm wondering
if w e can reschedule...

Let me help you out there.

To chocolate, cheese, and booze.

That's right, baby...

though not necessarily
in that order.

You still got me, kid.

- You know that?
- Yeah.

I love ya.

I love you, too.

O h, wait!

O op.

Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday to me.

Happy Birthday!

O h, cute.

Sorry I'm late.

I pushed our reservations
back to 8: 30.

What are you doing?

I'm leaving.

So where are you gonna go?

I don't know.

You owe me a lot.

But mostly you owe me
a massive apology.

I'm sorry.

No...

Not once- not once did I
ever step out on you.

So deal with that.

I could have hopped
Into bed with a couple

of Asian babes, too.

I am so sorry.

That's the one
I was looking for.

How did you know?

I didn�t.

But thanks for
the confirmation.

Good thing I saved this.

It was a really
horrible thing to do,

but I didn�t do it
to hurt you.

Hurt me?

Honey, a man turns
his wife gay...

I'd rather you put
a bullet in my head.

Don�t put a label on it.

That's not w hat
this is about.

I don't have to.

Everybody else will.

It's gonna make a great story.
I can't wait to hear it.

Then you tell
whatever story you want.

Stop it!

Just get out.

Get out!

You 're really full of it.

That whole thing about wanting
kids was bullshit.

No, it wasn't.

Yes it was!
And I'll tell you why!

You would have never had
kids 'cause it would have

messed with that precious
physique of yours.

And that's the sad truth, Jane.

No.

The truth is...
it was never clear to me

what I had
to offer a child.

And you know what, David?

It was never clear
To you either.