Original subtitles

You 've stopped taking your anti-depressants?

Yes.

No other medications?

No.

Well, I think it's time we start looking

at some alternative therapies.

And we'll need to bring your husband in for those.

It gets pretty expensive from here on out, I'm afraid.

I thought if I stayed in shape I'd have more time.

A lot of women make that mistake.

Honey, this is grown up time. Leave mommy alone.

Can I please have a massage? Please!

I said, no! Leave Mommy alone.

Go on. G o!

Can you please take her with you when you leave?

I dreamt about the accident again.

Only this time my brains were smeared all over the road.

This casting director is a bitch with a capital C.

Lay down.

I'm just really nervous.

Come to the audition with me.

I can't.

I have a new client this afternoon.

It's Jane Hawkins.

You can set u p outside b y the pool.

What the hell are you staying in shape for?

Denise?

It really is you.

I got a referral and it was the same name,

and I had to know if it was you.

O h, come press my laundry!

Sorry.

Well, I understand why you fell off the radar.

Certainly marrying him explains a thing or two.

Well, you look like you 've done all right.

I divorced u p.

To... not-s o-old friends.

You obviously didn't get the memo.

The memo?

The war's over - didn�t you hear?

You can come out now and start eating chocolate and cheese.

I do.

Well somehow it's not having the same effect.

O h, God.

C'mon, I'll s how you around the hovel.

Back to the huddle...

Just over nine minutes to go - they need to score.

This training system was designed with one goal in mind:

To get you absolutely ripped.

I don't mean to be the nosy neighbor,

but is everything all right?

I'm fine.

Okay... okay.

I thought it would be easy, you know?

I thought I could make an accident happen.

You did that, all right. You married him.

It's not his fault. I'm the withered husk.

O h, God, sweetie. Don�t go there.

You want kids, take mine.

Ungrateful bastards, all of them.

Expensive, too.

Yeah, that's his argument.

Don't put me in his corner. He's an idiot.

And so are you. Withered husk?

Eat some b utter, for Christ's sake.

You make me feel like crap just looking at you.

Sweetie, there's still plenty of things you can do

with that husk of yours.

Ex c use me!

Yes?

I wanted to introduce myself. My name is Nicole.

U h... Jane.

Yeah. I know who you are.

Can I ask you a question?

Okay.

Are you afraid of heights?

H i, honey.

Can you get us a round of beers in here?

No, I'll get it.

Hey, hot stuff. What'd you do today?

Walked in to a gym for the first time in ten years.

Been that long for me, too.

Harder! Harder!

H i.

I'm sorry. I must have the wrong place.

No, you don't. I'm so glad you could make it.

Come on in.

Serena, this is Jane.

Jane, this is Serena.

Serena's in my ad u It class and kicking butt.

That was beautiful.

Thanks.

Serena, could you step on the ladder for me?

S u re.

Okay, I want you to climb u p.

Okay.

Start from a sitting position on the floor...

and don't use your legs.

Don�t use my legs?

No legs.

Put some of this on first.

Okay. Now get u p.

G o! Get u p! Get u p!

Okay, I suck.

No, that's all right.

No shame there. You 're good.

Jane, you 're u p.

She's not Jane. She's Tarzan.

She has the strength. But you have the grace.

Now if I can just get the two of you

To rub off on each other, you 'll have the whole package.

And that's money in the bank.

Nice.

I'm sorry, I'm conf used. What are we doing?

Did n't tell you?

It's just a little thing called...

Showbiz!

Showbiz?

The idea is to get a job in Vegas.

O h, wow.

So are you gonna do it?

I might. I've got a lot to learn.

Gonna have to practice almost every day.

So you think you 'd still have energy to run?

Well, aerials are all upper body, so the answer is yes.

Got to keep the body balanced.

O h, you 're balanced.

You 're so sweet.

No... not sweet.

I'm a bad-ass... from the wrong side of tow n.

Yeah, you better run!

Don�t just hang there.

Respond to the fabric.

Make wings... and tap...

and then pull yourself up.

You got it?

Can we take a break?

You don't even have to ask.

As soon as you feel weak let yourself down.

The general rule is, if you feel like

you 're gonna fall, you probably will.

Fabric bite you?

A little bit.

Got to build up my call uses again.

F u n!

What's with the hands?

It's like sandpaper.

How's it hangin' over there?

Hey, everybody, say hey to Jimmy.

He runs the place.

Hey, Jimmy!

Ladies.

You 've got to try to find a focal point.

Try staring at your hands.

You need a break?

No way.

Can you use your hands?

Harder. A little harder.

That's right?

Throw it over your left shoulder.

Good. Now pull yourself u p.

How did you know I was gonna love this?

When you came in that day...

I could tell you had some unfinished business.

Sweet!

What's the date today?

I think it's the twelfth.

Did you say something?

O h, put that away, silly!

How's that feel?

I've made you keys in case you ever want to run away from home.

Yeah, I d u g that u p. The Hawk and the Hammer.

We made quite a pair.

Yeah, I was always the pretty one.

But I always brought home the hardware.

O h, who can be bothered with all that bric-a-brac?

That's nice. Where did you get that?

It was a gift - from Denise Wingfield, actually.

The Hammer? Jeez...

Don�t worry, she does n't want to see you either.

She just bought a house in Malibu.

There goes the neighborhood.

Whoa. Where'd you get that?

O h...

And this?

You 've got to take that off.

Why? It's beautiful.

I'm serious. Take it off.

No.

People are gonna think I beat you.

Please, find something else to wear.

I beg you.

What have you been doing, stunt work?

That looks like a rug burn.

Meaning w hat?

I don't know. You tell me.

How would you get a rug burn?

It's a fabric burn.

N ice distinction.

David, please.

So, who is it?

Is it Dan - the little weasel?

You 're about to feel really stupid.

You didn�t have to be s mysterious about it.

Can I just have one thing that's not about us?

S u re.

You have been all over the map lately.

O h, Serena, other leg.

Honey, it's the other leg.

Breathe in to my hand.

Just relax. You knocked your wind out-

You all right?

Everything still working?

Let's not make that part of the act, okay.

Okay.

Want to try to get u p?

Let's try.

Okay.

Our Vegas audition is next week -

if we can manage not to kill ourselves first.

Well, I think you 're crackers...

O h, no, I gotta drive.

Spend the nig ht.

O h, yeah, love to hear that conversation.

You ought to give him something to be jealous about.

There's this g u y that lives next door who's kinda sweet.

O h, please!

If you 're gonna step out, expand your horizons a little.

And?

Men are boring.

Denise! When did this happen?

Between marriages...

Sometimes d u ring.

I'm s hocked.

I don't see why.

I seem to remember your tongue in my mouth sophomore year.

O h, come on! You can't count that!

Give a girl a complex, why don't you!

Hey, you just missed 'em.

What's that?

A bit of bad news. Nikky's kid was in an accident,

so Serena's taking her to the airport.

O h, my God.

I didn�t even know she had kids.

Yeah, he lives with his father in Atlanta.

It sounded bad, the way they ran outta here.

One of them calls you never wanna get, you know?

Yeah.

Hey, if you 're not rehearsing, can you take the stuff down?

Sure.

David... I want to have a baby.

It's now or never and I'd rather it be now.

Do you think you still can?

I don't know.

There are some tests we need to take.

It's expensive.

Why don't you just go off the pill and we'll see w hat happens.

I did.

Do you have any idea how completely selfish that is?

Not to mention how expensive that could have been?

You all ?

What's that ob noxious thing people do when a waiter

drops a glass? They start clappin'...

Hi, this is Serena. I'm trying to reach Jane.

I got your n umber...

Hello? Hello?

H i. How are you?

Yeah, I know. I spoke with Nicole last week.

Thank goodness.

What's that?

Really?

And that's cool with Jimmy?

Hello, Dan.

There goes my rabbit!

Hey, check you out.

Yeah, I got here early.

I thought we'd play on this side of the room for a change.

Okay.

Thanks for the call. Really.

I won't go in to it, but I can tell you

your timing was perfect.

So what should we do?

I don't know... maybe stretch.

Right.

I think that's right.

Okay... get ready to dial 9-1-1.

Nice.

Feel a little out of shape.

Yeah, right.

You want to throw it over both legs first.

That's it.

What's u p?

You were fine. The wrap was good.

What's the matter?

I got spooked.

It's because you fell.

We can work low.

That's a show-stopper.

Just for now.

I once slipped and straddled the balance beam so hard

my cooter went u p in my throat.

Oi!

And when I could walk again, my coach forced me to get

back on the beam, which I swore I would never ever do.

But I won nationals a few months later, so I was glad he did.

U h-h u h.

Meaning get your ass back u p there!

You don't have to climb high. Just do a single.

Don�t ever tell me that story again.

Come on, get up there.

You 're doing great.

That's it.

Wanna go higher?

No. I'm fine.

O h!

What was that?

Nothing.

D o you live in a bad neighborhood?

Maybe we're aiming too high.

Let's forget about Vegas. We should just try to get

a few gigs in tow n.

I don't know. I'm thinking this w hole thing

was n't such a good idea.

Hey, don't make me tell the cooter story again!

Okay, I tell you w hat - I've got something that's

gonna be perfect for those clients you mentioned.

It's a yacht - staffed b y six hostesses who take care

of the needs of up to four male guests.

And once it reaches international waters it becomes

a floating casino, and whatever else you want it to be.

"Whatever happens off-shore, stays off-shore!"

...two, three, four, five.

Yes!

Five! That's getting better.

I s u ck!

Keep your legs tight when you 're in the straddle,

then lower your body straight.

Go slow.

That's good.

Yeah!

Do it again.

I'm stuck.

...six, seven, eight.

Good!

We need an act.

We need Nicole.

You 're a dancer. Choreograph something.

Hah!

Come on. Rise u p, girlfriend.

I'm so sore!

Sorry. I got lost in the count.

You 'll get it.

I think we need a gimmick.

You mean besides the token Asian thing.

Way besides that.

We could do it nude.

Maybe not.

We could both get in the same hammock.

We could do porting moves.

It's a hand grip, like this.

Here, do this. Now grab my wrists.

See, you hang on to me, I hang on to you.

It's solid.

Cool.

I got ya.

Do you want to Go upside down?

I so have you.

Gorgeous!

D o you want to do one arm?

- Can you? - I got you.

Can you grab me by the waist?

Give me your hand.

N ice. Are you okay?

Yeah.

What now?

Arch u p.

Should we sit?

I've got to save some energy for the benefit tonight.

Can you break it down?

Yes.

You 're still coming tonight?

Yeah.

Wow, look at you. You 're on the ball.

You know we don't have To be there until 8: 30.

What's wrong?

I messed u p.

What?

Jane, we had a plan.

Look, I said I'm sorry.

But I think I can miss one company party.

They're gonna give me an award.

O h... What is it?

I don't know. Something stupid, probably.

Well, congratulations.

That's great, Jane. Just great!

Thank you very, very much.

Hey!

I didn�t think you were gonna make it.

How are you doin'?

Good to see you.

Jane!

You were so beautiful.

I just wish Nicole had seen you.

Look at you. You 're stunning.

I feel a little overdressed.

No, you 're gorgeous.

Honey, let me just grab you for a sec.

There are some people I need you to meet.

Okay, you were great!

I'll see you Monday.

Hey!

You 've never seen my house before!

No, I haven't.

Wanna check it out? It's not far.

Okay.

Follow me.

You live alone?

Yes.

I'm impressed.

I didn�t know dancers made that much.

It helps if you 're a soloist in a company.

Which you were?

Yes.

But not anymore?

No.

These... are my babies.

Whoa!

You met her.

Is she a switchblade?

Not quite.

Switchblades are spring-loaded, which makes them illegal.

This one is spring-assisted.

Ah.

This one - she's a switchblade.

All right, you have to e plain it to me again.

What?

About the knives.

I just like them.

Go deeper, please.

It's beautiful.

It's a weapon.

It's art.

It's a beautifully artful weapon.

Exactly.

Have you ever had to use it?

Just did.

I mean on people who aren't made of cheese.

No.

A therapist would have a field day with this.

Here. Open it.

It is beautiful.

Now close it.

Clip it to your pants.

No, on the inside.

How does it feel?

I don't know...

like, you don't want to mess with me?

Right.

U h... I'm gonna get some water.

Do you want some?

No, I'm good.

Hey, you know, I'm just gonna head out.

It's late.

It sticks.

Okay, well... I'll see you Monday.

You were great.

Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

O h, sorry. Here.

Keep it.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay.

I'll see you Monday.

B ye.

Hey.

I had it off for the performance.

Yeah... I�m on my way now.

So, I was wondering if... you might wan na...

go out and have a drink sometime.

Not like a date, of course. Just give us a chance

to have a conversation without hyperventilation.

That's sweet, Dan.

No, not sweet.

Not sweet.

Here, wait...

It's just...

I hear the fights and I feel bad.

And I wan na help out, if I can,

if you want to talk.

Thank you. That's nice.

No, no, it's not nice.

I'm asking you out on a date because your husband

treats you like crap.

And I know that you 're extraordinary.

I am not a nice man.

But I am a nice guy, so...

All right.

I'll go out with you if and when you can catch me.

No!

Another beautiful Sunday in LA -

unless you 're driving on the 405, w here it is just ugly.

A more complete check on traffic and weather

right after this.

Wow.

So this is what you 've been u p to.

Yeah.

Keep going.

I'm beat.

All right.

You make it look so easy.

Don�t break the tree.

Hey... Just calling to say hi,

and see w hat you were doing.

Okay, b ye.

It's Jane, b y the way.

Okay, b ye!

So after waiting two hours to take off,

and unbelievable turbulence, we have to wait 45 minutes

on the ground before we can pull u p to the gate.

And then it took another hour and a half to get home.

Ground control to Major Hawkins.

What's that?

Look, honey, if you 're gonna drink my booze

you gotta hear my bullshit.

Sorry.

Is this too high?

No.

That's our cue.

If I put my arm under there...

Can you move from there?

Okay, let's try now.

I am so sorry!

I don't know w hat I'm doing.

Are you okay?

No!

It will never happen again.

I'm not, u m, gay... just so you know.

Well, I am.

O h.

You thought I was straight?

I just thought you were beautiful.

A tourist checking out the scenery.

No.

Okay...

You 're married. We've got that.

And you think you 're straight.

So let's just leave it there.

Okay.

Okay.

Please tell me what's going on.

Nothing.

I'm just training hard.

Beautiful, you guys!

I'm very impressed.

Thank you.

When you perform it you 'll be higher up, right?

Yes.

Then the only thing I would say is... spice it up.

It needs a kiss in there somewhere.

I don't know.

Do it. Trust me, it'll slay 'em.

Well, I could watch you two all day,

but I've got a plane to catch.

Thanks for coming b y.

I'll be in New York until Monday s o,

you 've got the keys, right?

Serena, it's so nice To meet you, finally.

You are beyond gorgeous.

At 42 I'm thinking my body's safely in retirement

and here she is, a year older, still bouncing off the walls.

I love you - I hate you.

See you next week.

Great stuff!

You are not 43.

In a month.

Okay... You 're my hero.

Hey!

What if I could get you

an audition for the Lido in Vegas?

- You 're kidding! - You could do that?

Well, if you sex it up, I think you 'd be perfect.

What about costumes?

We haven't got there yet.

I'll work on it.

Gotta go. B ye!

Vegas? Yeah!

You still okay with this?

As long as it's part of the act.

Good.

I'm not enjoying this.

You are higher up though.

Hey.

Do you want to Go out Friday nig ht?

You mean socialize?

Yeah. See a movie or something.

I have a better idea.

What you do?

You a mess.

I say turnover!

How come you don't speak Korean?

I'm adopted.

I haven't been to Korea since I was two.

O h.

And my folks are more likely to speak

Yiddish around the house.

What?

I'm a Goldberg. You didn�t know?

I had you pegged for an o' Brien.

You are so in the wrong part of town right now.

You don't know jack about Asians.

You really do all look alike.

There are many shades of yellow, big nose.

Hey.

I know Japanese girls with whiter skin than you.

Flips... got the j u icy booty.

Filipinos.

Koreans got the high cheekbones, like s o.

Cambodians have teeth like the Brits,

and the Chinese have the big noses, poor bastards.

What else?

Korean ladies throw much attitude.

And are shocked by pierced nipples.

A good ice-breaker with a Japanese girl is to say,

"O nada ooksig h," and make a face.

It means stinky smell. They love their fart jokes.

But you 're a Jap.

Jewish Asian Princess.

Was that your attempt at a joke?

'Ca use I'll cut you. I will cut you.

Here... have some Kim-Chee.

Who's that?

O h my God, no...

If you learn this trick, you 'll never have to

stand in line again.

You 've got to be kidding.

Push your hips forward.

Way forward.

There ya go.

Wass up!

So your parents don't know you 're gay?

How's that work?

Not so great.

What would happen if you told them?

Don�t want shipped back to Korea.

C'mon.

It's fine.

They're just so old now.

Don�t want to let them down.

Okay, Goldilocks.

Well, that was f u n.

Yeah.

Shame we can't rehearse the ending right now.

Yeah... You want to?

Hell no. You know the rules.

I know, but...

Out of my car, bitch.

Hey... w hat are you doing tomorrow?

Whatcha' got?

Whoa! This girl is hooked u p.

How's that?

That's good!

How do I look?

You look good.

O h, God!

Room number 29.

I like it.

I could live here.

O h, I know...

I've got to show you something.

Come on.

Are you kidding me?!

Party!

It's my birth day!

O h, yeah!

What movies they got?

What did you pick?

How do you work all this stuff?

Back here.

Get the lights!

Focus.

Down in front.

... a terrible blow forth is young woman.

And it's a devastating loss for the American team

going into these games.

She 's our best gymnast, Don. This is tragic.

You can see the trainers performing w hat's called

a Thompson Test, so it's probably her Achilles, rig h t?

Right, and you don 't come back from that.

You can see the look on her face.

She knows it.

It's all the more tragic because she couldn't compete

in the 1980 games...

Because of the boycott.

And we thought that washer year then.

It washer year then.

These games w ere hers, I think, also.

And she told me before these games that she felt like

an arrow that had been pulled back but never released,

and that this washer chance.

And it doesn't look like she 's going to get that release.

I don 't see how it's possible at this point.

She 's already 22 years...

I love scars.

Figures. Goes with the knives.

I didn�t realize how famous you were.

You just saw what I'm famous for.

No.

It was in every newspaper, on magazine covers.

Turn on the TV and there I was,

flopping on the mat.

Lieee.

And you know, I used to think that was the worst thing

that ever happened tome until I had my,

"O ops, I forgot to have a baby," moment.

When did you have that?

All the time.

Can I ask you something?

Is my pool heated?

Come on!

You know, those costumes will never work.

I hate to tell Denise.

Yeah, but you guys are really tight.

We were.

She loathes David, So we lost touch for a while.

What'd he do?

He knocked her up freshman year.

Really?!

Yeah. They didn�t handle it so well.

Look, it floats.

When did you hook u p with him?

O h, years after -

after the scar.

We made a perfect pair, really.

He wanted to be a big football star...

Boy, it really has been all downhill since college.

I think I smell self-hatred.

With that little nose?

Self-hatred is the mother�s milk of

closeted lesbians... everywhere.

You can't hate yourself.

You 're too magnificent.

Look who's talking.

I don't hate myself. I hate my life.

There's a difference.

At least you can change your life.

And you can take your other foot out of the closet.

I'd chop it off first.

So then we'd be the perfect pair.

I'll tell my parents I'm gay if you

tell your husband you 're leaving.

How 'bout I tell your folks you 're gay,

and you tell my husband I'm leaving?

They'd never belie ve it.

Neither would he.

I'm serious.

I've never done this part before.

Yes, you have.

That would be my mother calling.

Bye.

Hi.

Hi.

Did you have f u n at Denise's?

Yeah... What are you doing?

I thought I'd cook for a change.

Come.

Let's do it.

Let's have a baby.

What?

We'll get the treatments, we'll go for the In Vitro-

whatever it takes.

Stop it.

You make an appointment those tests this week.

And I'll stop riding bicycles and wearing tighty whities.

This isn't funny.

I'm serious.

But... it's too late.

Then we'll adopt.

Honey, I am so sorry...

it just really hit me today.

What?

That I'm losing you.

Hey.

I'm afraid this might be all over the internet by now.

O h, God.

I didn�t breath a word of this to him.

You know that.

You 've met my daughter Sandy.

I said spice u p the act - I didn�t mean torch the place.

I don't feel different.

I don't feel gay... whatever that means.

Well, if you 're gonna slap a label on it,

it's called being bi.

Gay, straight - she's gorgeous.

And you don't have to deal with your baby issues,

which is probably another part of the attraction.

No, it's more than that.

I'm s u re it is. But... look at the timing.

Have you ever been attracted To a woman before?

Well... no.

So it's probably not a coincidence.

That's all.

Honey, I hope you put some Sunscreen on or you 're gonna

look like an alligator bag before you 're 20.

Are you freaked out?

Just a little.

Don�t worry.

I'm not your girlfriend.

Well, poop.

Tell Denise about the costumes?

No.

She's gonna bring that guy from the Lido

down to see the act though.

Great.

We still need to figure out what to wear.

Yeah.

So is that it?

Yeah.

I'm the one that's gonna get hurt, right?

No.

Hey, girls.

Hey, Jimmy.

Let's ask him if we can throw a party for the audition.

There's only one way this is gonna work.

We should throw a party for your birth day -

if you 're not in Vegas.

No way.

How 'bout seeing some friends?

We could have dinner with Ken and Rebecca.

We haven't seen them in a while.

Yeah.

David, I need to tell you something.

We are not doing this here.

Why'd you have to be So fucking stupid?!

Can I take your order now?

Yes. What are you having, sweetie?

I'll have, u h... a salad.

O h, c'mon, you can have more than that.

No, this is fine. This one.

Okay. And you, sir?

U h, let me take a quick look here.

David.

Don�t!

Just wait.

We have to talk.

Okay, let�s hear it.

But first I want you To know something.

I realize I've been asleep.

I realize I've been selfish.

And I know I've taken you for granted.

And I'm sorry.

But, please, let's not panic.

I want you to know I'm awake now.

I will change.

I'm sorry, too.

But that's not the change I need.

But I don't know w hat that means for us.

It means rein venting our whole relations hip.

That's what it means.

That's w hat we should have done every day

we woke up together.

If you get this gig in Vegas you 're goin' away anyway...

s o give us until then, at least.

I'm still in love with you, Hawkins.

Here's to you.

Here's to your life...

and it being whatever you want it to be.

Hey! Sorry I'm late.

Thank you so much for doing this.

No problem.

Denise is a good friend of my mom's.

Is Serena here?

Yeah.

O h...

How's it fit?

Nice!

Hey... You did it?

And everything's okay?

Wow.

This is gonna look awesome in lights.

You wearing the same sort of thing?

Yeah.

Cool! Cool!

Let's hit it.

You?

Almost. It was too complicated.

Too complicated?

Hey, Selena, can I get some shots of you

while she's getting dressed?

It's Serena.

After the audition, I promise.

I am so happy for you.

Give me a couple of minutes.

This is great!

Why don't you hop u p and we'll take some more shots.

Nice.

Nice!

Wow.

Okay, let's see that smile you had goin' on before.

Good.

Let's open your eyes a little bit more this time, okay?

Okay, wider.

Open your eyes.

I'm Asian, you idiot!

She's a beauty, anyway.

C'mon, let's not get crushed.

Well, I hope you like it.

I had to divorce my third husband to pay for it.

Good. No pressure then.

They're here.

Are you sure?

The Hammer's here anyway and I figured that guy

with her is from the Lido.

You nervous?

I'm excited.

That's good 'cause I'm a wreck.

Hi.

Hey.

You two haven't met yet, have you?

No, we haven't. Just seen the poster.

I'm David.

Serena.

Nice to meet you.

Okay, we gotta Go get changed.

Right. Break a leg.

Break two legs.

Do it tonight.

We nailed it!

Do it.

I don't want to make a scene.

Make a scene.

O n Sunday, when I can talk to him alone.

I owe him that.

Jane's not here.

I know.

Look, I don't know you, and I don't know if you 're

gonna string me a line of bullshit right now...

What?

So I'm just gonna say - End it.

We're trying to have a baby.

And that's the most important thing to her -

and to me.

Don�t destroy that.

Did n't I tell you?

Especially Jane.

She was the blonde, yeah?

Yeah. We go way back.

Same gymnastic team.

Thanks for coming!

B ye.

At 42 I'm thinking my body's safely in retirement, you know?

And here she is a year older

and still bouncing off the walls.

You 're joking, aren't you?

Nope.

She's 43?

Is n't she amazing? Puts me to shame.

What?

Now would be a good time To lie about your age.

I lie about my weight, not my age.

Well, be that as it may,

43 is far too old for the Lido.

Come in.

You almost ready to go?

O h, go ahead without me.

Are you s u re?

Yeah. I'll be right there.

I am so proud of you.

You were amazing tonight.

Thank you.

I'll see you back at home.

Okay.

Hey, w here'd you go?

I've been looking for you everywhere.

Call me.

It's so hard to be a mother these days.

She's a smart girl. She'll be all right.

Yeah, but she's still my baby.

I'm 28.

S u re... I�m still interested.

Wow. Thank you, Julian.

I don't think it'll be a problem.

We can audition people down there.

No, I understand.

She's... she's fine.

Missed you.

No one's as good as you, Jane -

even with the sandpaper hands.

It's like being loofa'd.

You can charge extra.

Actually, it's not as bad as it was...

Ow!

Hey Jane, it's Crystal.

I've got a baby shower to go to

this Wednesday so I'm wondering if w e can reschedule...

Let me help you out there.

To chocolate, cheese, and booze.

That's right, baby...

though not necessarily in that order.

You still got me, kid.

- You know that? - Yeah.

I love ya.

I love you, too.

O h, wait!

O op.

Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday to me.

Happy Birthday!

O h, cute.

Sorry I'm late.

I pushed our reservations back to 8: 30.

What are you doing?

I'm leaving.

So where are you gonna go?

I don't know.

You owe me a lot.

But mostly you owe me a massive apology.

I'm sorry.

No...

Not once- not once did I ever step out on you.

So deal with that.

I could have hopped Into bed with a couple

of Asian babes, too.

I am so sorry.

That's the one I was looking for.

How did you know?

I didn�t.

But thanks for the confirmation.

Good thing I saved this.

It was a really horrible thing to do,

but I didn�t do it to hurt you.

Hurt me?

Honey, a man turns his wife gay...

I'd rather you put a bullet in my head.

Don�t put a label on it.

That's not w hat this is about.

I don't have to.

Everybody else will.

It's gonna make a great story. I can't wait to hear it.

Then you tell whatever story you want.

Stop it!

Just get out.

Get out!

You 're really full of it.

That whole thing about wanting kids was bullshit.

No, it wasn't.

Yes it was! And I'll tell you why!

You would have never had kids 'cause it would have

messed with that precious physique of yours.

And that's the sad truth, Jane.

No.

The truth is... it was never clear to me

what I had to offer a child.

And you know what, David?

It was never clear To you either.