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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,892 --> 00:00:04,893 [All moaning] 2 00:00:04,893 --> 00:00:05,894 - Oh... - Mmm, mmm. 3 00:00:05,894 --> 00:00:07,896 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 4 00:00:07,896 --> 00:00:09,897 - Oh, god! 5 00:00:09,897 --> 00:00:11,899 [All moaning] 6 00:00:11,899 --> 00:00:12,900 - I don't know who this new chef is, 7 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:16,903 but his burgers are better than sex. 8 00:00:16,903 --> 00:00:18,905 - Plus, after you're done, 9 00:00:18,905 --> 00:00:20,907 there's no cuddling, no spooning. 10 00:00:20,907 --> 00:00:22,908 It's just gone. 11 00:00:22,908 --> 00:00:24,910 - Well, I'm done. 12 00:00:24,910 --> 00:00:25,911 Ugh. 13 00:00:25,911 --> 00:00:27,913 I should've stopped when my pants button 14 00:00:27,913 --> 00:00:29,914 popped off. 15 00:00:29,914 --> 00:00:32,917 Now this little lady's gotta waddle on home. 16 00:00:32,918 --> 00:00:34,918 Oh--um--ooh-- 17 00:00:37,921 --> 00:00:40,924 - hey, Stuart, would you pass the mustard? 18 00:00:40,924 --> 00:00:41,924 - Mustard? 19 00:00:41,924 --> 00:00:43,926 Seriously? 20 00:00:43,926 --> 00:00:48,930 I feel like an accessory to culinary murder. 21 00:00:48,930 --> 00:00:49,931 - And the ketchup. 22 00:00:49,931 --> 00:00:51,933 - Okay, this is an abomination. - All right. 23 00:00:51,933 --> 00:00:54,935 Look, look, look. Less talk, more squeeze bottles. 24 00:00:54,935 --> 00:00:56,937 - Fine, but what you're doing to this burger 25 00:00:56,937 --> 00:00:59,940 is totally disrespectful-- 26 00:00:59,940 --> 00:01:01,941 ooh! - Hey, man! Wha-- 27 00:01:01,941 --> 00:01:02,942 - I'm sorry! Sorry! 28 00:01:02,942 --> 00:01:04,944 - What the hell are you doing? 29 00:01:04,944 --> 00:01:08,947 - I-I thought she was a ketchup bottle. 30 00:01:08,947 --> 00:01:09,948 - What? 31 00:01:09,948 --> 00:01:12,951 You think this is funny? 32 00:01:12,951 --> 00:01:13,951 - We got a problem here, man? 33 00:01:13,951 --> 00:01:15,953 - Yeah, I got a problem with this guy 34 00:01:15,953 --> 00:01:16,954 groping my girlfriend. 35 00:01:16,954 --> 00:01:18,956 - Look, it was a complete accident, okay? 36 00:01:18,956 --> 00:01:20,957 I didn't mean to upset you or your date. 37 00:01:20,957 --> 00:01:22,959 I'll tell you what. Let me take care of your dinner. 38 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:23,960 - I got a better idea. 39 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:24,961 Why don't you get the hell out of here? 40 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:25,962 - You know what? 41 00:01:25,962 --> 00:01:29,965 How about you and I take this outside? 42 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:33,968 Just let me finish my burger. 43 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:36,971 - Phil, you know what? It's--it's fine. 44 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:38,973 It's fine. I-I was-- I was done anyway. 45 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:39,973 You know what? I'm just gonna take off. 46 00:01:39,973 --> 00:01:40,974 - Yeah, you do that. 47 00:01:40,974 --> 00:01:41,975 And if I ever see you in this bar again, 48 00:01:41,975 --> 00:01:45,978 I'm gonna kick your ass! 49 00:01:45,978 --> 00:01:46,979 Oh, you want a piece of me? 50 00:01:46,979 --> 00:01:49,982 - No, just the ketchup. 51 00:01:49,982 --> 00:01:52,984 [Upbeat music] 52 00:01:52,984 --> 00:01:58,989 ? 53 00:02:00,991 --> 00:02:01,992 - Morning. 54 00:02:01,992 --> 00:02:03,994 Sorry I'm late, but I have a good excuse. 55 00:02:03,994 --> 00:02:04,995 - I don't want to hear it. 56 00:02:04,995 --> 00:02:07,997 - [Singsong] Okay, but it's awesome. 57 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:11,000 - Get back here and spill. 58 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,002 - All right, so last night I was at club shelter 59 00:02:14,002 --> 00:02:16,004 and I met this incredibly sexy french guy. 60 00:02:16,004 --> 00:02:19,006 - Ooh, sexy french guy! 61 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:21,008 - His name is Tristan. 62 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,009 He had a limo waiting, 63 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:24,011 and he whisked me off to dinner at per se. 64 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:26,012 - Ooh, "whisked." 65 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:28,014 - We went back to his suite, 66 00:02:28,014 --> 00:02:30,016 and this morning, on the nightstand 67 00:02:30,016 --> 00:02:32,017 he left me this bracelet. 68 00:02:32,017 --> 00:02:33,018 - Ooh. 69 00:02:33,018 --> 00:02:34,019 What? 70 00:02:34,019 --> 00:02:36,021 - [Whispers] I know. 71 00:02:36,021 --> 00:02:37,022 It's got diamonds and sapphires. - No, no, no. 72 00:02:37,022 --> 00:02:40,024 Eden, you realize you're gonna have to give that back. 73 00:02:40,024 --> 00:02:41,025 - Pfft! [Laughs] 74 00:02:41,025 --> 00:02:42,026 That's funny. 75 00:02:42,026 --> 00:02:45,028 It sounded like you said, "give it back." 76 00:02:45,028 --> 00:02:48,031 - Eden, you had sex with a man, 77 00:02:48,031 --> 00:02:50,033 and he gave you something in return. 78 00:02:50,033 --> 00:02:51,033 There's a word for that. 79 00:02:51,033 --> 00:02:52,034 - Yes. Generous. 80 00:02:52,034 --> 00:02:54,036 You know what? 81 00:02:54,036 --> 00:02:55,037 You just don't understand european men. 82 00:02:55,037 --> 00:02:57,039 - Oh, please. 83 00:02:57,039 --> 00:02:59,040 I'm no stranger to the european male. 84 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,042 - Oh, really? When's the last time 85 00:03:01,042 --> 00:03:02,043 you went out with a european guy? 86 00:03:03,044 --> 00:03:04,044 - Okay, how about that doctor 87 00:03:04,044 --> 00:03:06,046 I went to the opera with? 88 00:03:06,046 --> 00:03:08,048 - He was from connecticut. 89 00:03:08,048 --> 00:03:10,050 - All I know is he had an accent. 90 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:13,052 - It was a speech impediment. 91 00:03:13,052 --> 00:03:17,055 - So wobert wasn't wussian? 92 00:03:19,057 --> 00:03:21,059 You can convince yourself all you want 93 00:03:21,059 --> 00:03:22,060 that everything's above board, 94 00:03:22,060 --> 00:03:24,061 but this whole thing reeks of sleaze--reeks! 95 00:03:24,061 --> 00:03:27,064 - And this bracelet is loaded with diamonds--loaded! 96 00:03:27,064 --> 00:03:28,065 - Eden... 97 00:03:28,065 --> 00:03:29,066 - You know what? 98 00:03:29,066 --> 00:03:31,067 I'm going out with Tristan again tonight. 99 00:03:31,067 --> 00:03:33,069 Why don't you meet us for drinks and you can see for yourself 100 00:03:33,069 --> 00:03:35,071 how everything is on the up and up. 101 00:03:35,071 --> 00:03:36,071 - All right, I will. 102 00:03:36,071 --> 00:03:39,074 There's nothing I love more than to be proved wrong. 103 00:03:39,074 --> 00:03:40,075 - Uh, that is not true. 104 00:03:40,075 --> 00:03:43,077 - It's 'cause I never am. 105 00:03:50,083 --> 00:03:52,085 - Oh. Yep! There he is. 106 00:03:52,085 --> 00:03:53,086 Come on, buddy. 107 00:03:53,086 --> 00:03:55,088 Let's go down to the bar and do some burger damage. 108 00:03:55,088 --> 00:03:56,088 - You know what? You guys go ahead. 109 00:03:56,088 --> 00:03:57,089 I'm a little burgered out. 110 00:03:57,089 --> 00:03:58,090 - Burgered out? 111 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:02,093 You made them your profile picture on facebook. 112 00:04:02,093 --> 00:04:03,094 - Yeah, I know. 113 00:04:03,094 --> 00:04:04,095 I guess--I guess I'm just bored with them. 114 00:04:04,095 --> 00:04:06,097 I mean, really, when you take away the fancy garnish, 115 00:04:06,097 --> 00:04:08,099 they're rather pedestrian. 116 00:04:08,099 --> 00:04:11,101 - You shut your mouth! 117 00:04:11,101 --> 00:04:15,104 Those burgers have done nothing but bring us pleasure. 118 00:04:15,104 --> 00:04:16,105 - This wouldn't have anything to do with 119 00:04:16,105 --> 00:04:18,107 the dude at the bar last night, would it? 120 00:04:18,107 --> 00:04:19,108 - What dude? 121 00:04:19,108 --> 00:04:21,110 - You know, red haired guy about that tall, 122 00:04:21,110 --> 00:04:24,112 made you look about that tall. 123 00:04:24,112 --> 00:04:25,113 - That fellow? 124 00:04:25,113 --> 00:04:27,115 No, I haven't even given him a second thought. 125 00:04:27,115 --> 00:04:29,116 - Okay, because you know, 126 00:04:29,116 --> 00:04:31,118 if you're worried about that guy, 127 00:04:31,118 --> 00:04:32,119 you don't have to be. I got your back. 128 00:04:32,119 --> 00:04:33,120 - And if he gets through Phil, 129 00:04:34,121 --> 00:04:37,123 he's gonna have to deal with this hombre. 130 00:04:37,123 --> 00:04:40,126 And I'm a biter. 131 00:04:41,126 --> 00:04:43,128 - Guys, guys. Believe me. 132 00:04:43,128 --> 00:04:44,129 If I wanted to go down to the bar 133 00:04:44,129 --> 00:04:45,130 and have a burger, I would. 134 00:04:45,130 --> 00:04:47,132 I'm just not in the mood. 135 00:04:47,132 --> 00:04:49,133 It has nothing to do with that mindless hooligan. 136 00:04:49,133 --> 00:04:50,134 - Right, but last night, 137 00:04:50,134 --> 00:04:51,135 you did kind of run out of there. 138 00:04:52,136 --> 00:04:53,137 - [Chuckles] No. I did nothing of the sort. 139 00:04:54,137 --> 00:04:56,139 I left of my own volition. 140 00:04:56,139 --> 00:04:57,140 - Of course you did. 141 00:04:57,140 --> 00:04:59,142 Like a brave matador who turns his back 142 00:04:59,142 --> 00:05:02,144 on a bull to show his fearlessness. 143 00:05:02,144 --> 00:05:04,146 - Thank you. 144 00:05:04,146 --> 00:05:08,149 - And then wets himself and runs to his mommy. 145 00:05:18,734 --> 00:05:21,737 - Okay, Tristan's gonna be here any minute. 146 00:05:21,737 --> 00:05:23,738 Just promise you won't embarrass me. 147 00:05:23,738 --> 00:05:25,740 - Eden, when was the last time I embarrassed you? 148 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:29,744 - Uh, 30 seconds ago when you tucked my boobs back in. 149 00:05:29,744 --> 00:05:31,745 - Yeah, well, you were one sneeze away 150 00:05:31,745 --> 00:05:34,748 from a nip slip. 151 00:05:34,748 --> 00:05:35,749 I just don't want this guy thinking 152 00:05:35,749 --> 00:05:36,749 you're something you're not. 153 00:05:36,749 --> 00:05:38,751 - You know what? You're overreacting, all right? 154 00:05:38,751 --> 00:05:40,753 Tristan is a charming, sophisticated man 155 00:05:40,753 --> 00:05:42,755 who enjoys spending time with me. 156 00:05:42,755 --> 00:05:43,755 - We'll see. 157 00:05:43,755 --> 00:05:46,758 I got a nose for trouble, Eden. 158 00:05:46,758 --> 00:05:48,760 It's gonna take a lot more than charm 159 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,762 and a french accent to get past this ol' sniffer. 160 00:05:51,762 --> 00:05:52,763 - There he is. 161 00:05:52,763 --> 00:05:54,765 Hey, Tristan. Over here. 162 00:05:54,765 --> 00:05:55,766 - Oh. - [Giggles] 163 00:05:55,766 --> 00:05:56,766 Adorable, right? 164 00:05:56,766 --> 00:05:58,768 - Eden... [Speaking french] 165 00:05:58,768 --> 00:06:00,770 - [Laughs] 166 00:06:00,770 --> 00:06:02,771 - [Speaking french] 167 00:06:02,771 --> 00:06:03,772 - Merci. 168 00:06:03,772 --> 00:06:05,774 Tristan, I'd like you to meet my friend, Holly. 169 00:06:05,774 --> 00:06:07,776 - Bon soir, Holly. - 'Sup? 170 00:06:07,776 --> 00:06:09,777 - [Chuckles] 171 00:06:10,778 --> 00:06:11,779 - Look, I'm wearing the beautiful bracelet 172 00:06:11,779 --> 00:06:12,780 you gave me. 173 00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:15,782 - A beautiful bracelet for a beautiful woman. 174 00:06:15,782 --> 00:06:17,784 - Ugh. 175 00:06:19,786 --> 00:06:21,787 Yes, it was very, very generous of you. 176 00:06:22,788 --> 00:06:24,790 But, you know, sometimes with gifts like that 177 00:06:24,790 --> 00:06:27,793 comes implied expectations. 178 00:06:27,793 --> 00:06:30,795 Tell me, Tristan, was there such expectation? 179 00:06:30,795 --> 00:06:33,798 - My only expectation is the smile on her face, 180 00:06:33,798 --> 00:06:35,799 the sparkle in her eyes, 181 00:06:35,799 --> 00:06:38,802 and the joy in her heart. [Laughs] 182 00:06:38,802 --> 00:06:42,805 - You got an answer for everything, don't you? 183 00:06:42,805 --> 00:06:44,807 - Oh, Jean Luc... [Speaking french] 184 00:06:44,807 --> 00:06:45,808 - Oh. Who's that? 185 00:06:45,808 --> 00:06:46,809 - Since you were bringing a friend, 186 00:06:46,809 --> 00:06:47,809 I thought I would too. 187 00:06:47,809 --> 00:06:50,812 Jean Luc, this is Eden... - Hi. 188 00:06:50,812 --> 00:06:52,814 - And her charming friend, Holly. 189 00:06:52,814 --> 00:06:54,815 - Charming and beautiful. 190 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:57,818 - Oh, well. 191 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,820 - Bon soir, Holly. 192 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:03,823 - Hi, there. 193 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:05,825 [Speaking french] 194 00:07:08,827 --> 00:07:10,829 - You speak french. 195 00:07:10,829 --> 00:07:11,830 - That was french? 196 00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:13,831 - Ah, yes, I studied it in high school. 197 00:07:13,831 --> 00:07:16,834 Mademoiselle plotkin said I had a real ear for it. 198 00:07:16,834 --> 00:07:17,835 - [Laughs] You are delightful. 199 00:07:18,836 --> 00:07:20,837 - Well, I'm not even trying. 200 00:07:20,837 --> 00:07:22,839 - I got a limo waiting outside. 201 00:07:22,839 --> 00:07:24,841 - [French accent] A limo? 202 00:07:24,841 --> 00:07:26,842 - Why don't we have dinner 203 00:07:26,842 --> 00:07:27,843 at le bernardin... - Ooh. 204 00:07:27,843 --> 00:07:29,845 - And afterwards go dancing at cielo? 205 00:07:29,845 --> 00:07:32,848 - C'est bon? - Sounds bon to me. 206 00:07:32,848 --> 00:07:33,848 Holly? 207 00:07:33,848 --> 00:07:35,850 - What do you say, ma cherie? 208 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:40,854 - [Stumbling in bad french] 209 00:07:40,854 --> 00:07:41,855 - Speak english. 210 00:07:41,855 --> 00:07:43,857 - Let's get this party started! 211 00:07:43,857 --> 00:07:45,859 - Oh. [Giggles] 212 00:07:47,860 --> 00:07:51,864 - Lana, two truffle burgers, please. 213 00:07:51,864 --> 00:07:52,864 I don't know about you, 214 00:07:52,864 --> 00:07:55,867 but my taste buds are rock hard, 215 00:07:55,867 --> 00:07:56,868 - well, mine only have a semi, 216 00:07:56,868 --> 00:07:59,870 but I'm a notoriously slow starter. 217 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:02,873 - [Whispers] Excuse me. 218 00:08:02,873 --> 00:08:03,874 I put in an order to go 219 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:06,876 for Stuart gardner. 220 00:08:06,876 --> 00:08:09,879 - [Yells] Order for Stuart gardner ready? 221 00:08:10,297 --> 00:08:12,881 Yeah, this guy! 222 00:08:12,881 --> 00:08:14,883 - Check it out, there's Stuart. 223 00:08:14,883 --> 00:08:15,884 I knew he was afraid to come back here. 224 00:08:15,884 --> 00:08:17,886 - Looks like a kid someone's promised 225 00:08:17,886 --> 00:08:21,889 to hit a home run for. 226 00:08:21,889 --> 00:08:23,891 - Here you go. Thanks. Keep the change. 227 00:08:23,891 --> 00:08:26,893 Okay. - Thanks, man! 228 00:08:26,893 --> 00:08:28,895 - Hey. 229 00:08:28,895 --> 00:08:29,896 Look who's here. 230 00:08:29,896 --> 00:08:31,897 - Hello, again. 231 00:08:31,897 --> 00:08:35,901 If you'll excuse me, I was just leaving. 232 00:08:35,901 --> 00:08:37,902 - So what part of "don't ever come back 233 00:08:37,902 --> 00:08:39,904 or I'll kick your ass" 234 00:08:39,904 --> 00:08:42,907 didn't you understand? 235 00:08:43,908 --> 00:08:45,909 - Well, we didn't discuss takeout situations, 236 00:08:45,909 --> 00:08:48,912 so technically, we're in a gray area. 237 00:08:48,912 --> 00:08:51,914 - That's a good point, so let's clear that up. 238 00:08:51,914 --> 00:08:52,915 Get out. 239 00:08:52,915 --> 00:08:54,917 - Look, we're both adults. I mean-- 240 00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:57,919 - now. 241 00:08:57,919 --> 00:08:59,921 - That's it, I'm gonna go take care of this guy. 242 00:08:59,921 --> 00:09:00,922 - No, no, no. 243 00:09:00,922 --> 00:09:02,924 The boy has to learn to fight his own battles. 244 00:09:02,924 --> 00:09:05,926 Besides, the food's here. 245 00:09:17,243 --> 00:09:18,244 - Good morning. 246 00:09:18,244 --> 00:09:19,244 - Yes, I'm late. 247 00:09:19,244 --> 00:09:22,247 I'm gloriously late. 248 00:09:22,247 --> 00:09:27,251 Last night was magnifique! 249 00:09:27,251 --> 00:09:31,255 - Mine was magni-freakin' amazing, too! 250 00:09:31,255 --> 00:09:35,258 So, what happened after you and Jean Luc left us? 251 00:09:35,258 --> 00:09:38,260 - Well, he whisked me off to three more clubs. 252 00:09:38,260 --> 00:09:41,263 - Ooh, you were whisked. 253 00:09:41,263 --> 00:09:42,264 - I was whisked. 254 00:09:42,264 --> 00:09:44,266 And then we went back to his suite 255 00:09:44,266 --> 00:09:45,266 at the pierre, 256 00:09:45,266 --> 00:09:50,271 and we whisked until the sun came up. 257 00:09:50,271 --> 00:09:52,272 - Oh, my god. Is that a diamond necklace? 258 00:09:52,272 --> 00:09:54,274 - Ah, yes. 259 00:09:54,274 --> 00:09:56,276 Jean Luc left it for me on the nightstand, 260 00:09:56,276 --> 00:09:59,278 like french gentlemen do. 261 00:10:00,279 --> 00:10:01,280 - Really? 262 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,281 Aren't you afraid there might be 263 00:10:02,281 --> 00:10:04,282 some "implied expectation"? 264 00:10:04,282 --> 00:10:06,284 - I owe you an apology, Eden. 265 00:10:06,284 --> 00:10:08,286 I have been a provincial fool. 266 00:10:08,286 --> 00:10:11,288 I mean, european men know how to treat women, 267 00:10:11,288 --> 00:10:13,290 not like these american boobs. 268 00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:15,292 - I know. 269 00:10:15,292 --> 00:10:18,294 This morning, I got a visit from the earrings fairy. 270 00:10:18,294 --> 00:10:19,295 - [Gasps] 271 00:10:19,295 --> 00:10:21,297 Ooh, next time, I want those. 272 00:10:21,297 --> 00:10:22,298 - Yeah. 273 00:10:23,299 --> 00:10:24,299 [Cell phone rings] 274 00:10:24,299 --> 00:10:26,301 - [Gasps] It's Jean Luc. 275 00:10:26,301 --> 00:10:27,302 Bonjour, mon cheri. 276 00:10:27,302 --> 00:10:29,304 [Cell phone rings] 277 00:10:29,304 --> 00:10:31,305 - Hey, Tristan. 278 00:10:31,305 --> 00:10:32,306 - What? - Yeah. 279 00:10:32,306 --> 00:10:34,308 - Oh, my god. - Yes? 280 00:10:34,308 --> 00:10:36,310 - Really? - I'll see you tonight. 281 00:10:36,310 --> 00:10:37,310 - I'd love to. - Okay, bye. 282 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:40,313 - Au revoir. 283 00:10:41,314 --> 00:10:42,315 They're flying us to St. Barts. 284 00:10:42,315 --> 00:10:45,317 - On their private jet! 285 00:10:45,317 --> 00:10:46,318 - First, we were whisked. 286 00:10:46,318 --> 00:10:49,321 Now we're being winged. 287 00:10:49,321 --> 00:10:53,324 [Speaking french] 288 00:10:58,328 --> 00:11:00,330 [Laughter] 289 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:06,335 - Hey, buddy. How--how was your day? 290 00:11:07,088 --> 00:11:09,337 - So, uh, that a new shirt? 291 00:11:09,337 --> 00:11:11,339 You look good in yellow. 292 00:11:11,339 --> 00:11:14,342 Or, uh, well... 293 00:11:14,342 --> 00:11:16,343 It's more of a canary. 294 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:20,347 A...A "brave canary." 295 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,348 - All right. 296 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,349 I'm guessing you saw what happened last night 297 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,350 at the bar. 298 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,351 - Yeah, we kind of did. 299 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,353 Stuart, you can't let that guy push you around like that. 300 00:11:28,353 --> 00:11:30,355 You got to stand up for yourself. 301 00:11:30,355 --> 00:11:31,356 - I'm sorry. I don't believe in violence. 302 00:11:31,356 --> 00:11:32,357 It's uncivilized and barbaric. 303 00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:33,358 There are no winners. 304 00:11:33,358 --> 00:11:36,360 - Yeah, there are. 305 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:40,364 The guy standing over the guy bleeding is the winner. 306 00:11:40,364 --> 00:11:42,365 - Well, I disagree. 307 00:11:42,365 --> 00:11:43,366 And if you think that makes me a coward, 308 00:11:43,366 --> 00:11:44,367 then go ahead, call me a coward. 309 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,369 - No, no, no. I won't. 310 00:11:46,369 --> 00:11:49,371 And I know you can't make me. 311 00:11:50,372 --> 00:11:52,374 - No, Stuart, we didn't mean to get in your business. 312 00:11:52,374 --> 00:11:56,377 We'll-- we'll leave you alone. 313 00:11:56,377 --> 00:11:59,380 - It was the summer of fourth grade. 314 00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:01,381 I was at the park pool, and I had just gotten flippers 315 00:12:01,381 --> 00:12:02,382 and a mask for my birthday. 316 00:12:02,382 --> 00:12:04,384 I was so excited to use them. 317 00:12:04,384 --> 00:12:06,386 And that little thug, Billy Neff, 318 00:12:06,386 --> 00:12:08,387 came and snatched them away from me. 319 00:12:08,387 --> 00:12:12,391 I said, "billy, this is unconscionable." 320 00:12:12,391 --> 00:12:14,392 He just told me to beat it and never come back. 321 00:12:14,392 --> 00:12:16,394 And I was so angry. 322 00:12:16,394 --> 00:12:17,395 [Sighs] 323 00:12:17,395 --> 00:12:20,397 I was too scared to do anything, so I just ran, 324 00:12:20,397 --> 00:12:24,401 and I guess I've been running ever since. 325 00:12:25,402 --> 00:12:27,403 - Well, maybe it's time you stopped running. 326 00:12:27,403 --> 00:12:30,406 - Yeah, you got to step up and face that guy at the bar. 327 00:12:30,406 --> 00:12:32,408 - I would, I would, except for one thing. 328 00:12:33,408 --> 00:12:36,411 He'll kick the crap out of me. 329 00:12:36,411 --> 00:12:37,412 - No, no, he won't 330 00:12:37,412 --> 00:12:39,414 because I'm gonna teach you how to fight. 331 00:12:39,414 --> 00:12:40,414 - Nah, the hell with that. 332 00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:43,417 I'm gonna teach you how to win. 333 00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,419 The number one rule is you never fight fair. 334 00:12:45,419 --> 00:12:47,420 You never fight square. You gotta take him out first. 335 00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:49,422 You gotta take him out fast. 336 00:12:49,422 --> 00:12:51,424 - Okay. How do I do that? 337 00:12:51,424 --> 00:12:52,425 Right hook? Haymaker? 338 00:12:52,425 --> 00:12:56,428 - A handful of sand to the face. 339 00:12:56,428 --> 00:13:00,431 I call that move the "dust storm." 340 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:03,434 It's gotten me out of many a scrape. 341 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:04,435 - Where the hell are you supposed 342 00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,436 to find sand in a bar? 343 00:13:06,436 --> 00:13:09,439 - You bring it with you, you idiot. 344 00:13:09,439 --> 00:13:10,440 [Laughs] 345 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,442 I never leave home without a pocketful. 346 00:13:13,442 --> 00:13:18,447 Where do you think my swagger comes from? 347 00:13:18,447 --> 00:13:20,448 - Forget the sand. Forget the sand. 348 00:13:20,448 --> 00:13:22,450 I'm gonna teach you how to fight like a real man. 349 00:13:22,450 --> 00:13:26,453 The goal is protect the pretty at all costs. 350 00:13:26,453 --> 00:13:28,455 - Well, I certainly want to protect my pretty. 351 00:13:28,455 --> 00:13:30,457 - All right, well, you do it right, 352 00:13:30,457 --> 00:13:32,458 you won't even have to throw a punch, Stuart. 353 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,460 It's all about the attitude... 354 00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:37,463 And the crazy eyes. 355 00:13:39,464 --> 00:13:43,468 [Shouting] Oh, we got a problem? 356 00:13:43,468 --> 00:13:47,471 We got a problem? 357 00:13:47,471 --> 00:13:48,472 Oh, we got a problem now? 358 00:13:48,472 --> 00:13:52,475 Oh, you want some of this? You want some of this? 359 00:13:56,479 --> 00:13:58,480 - Wow. 360 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,482 Well, that is intimidating. 361 00:14:00,482 --> 00:14:01,483 - Mm-hmm. 362 00:14:01,483 --> 00:14:04,485 - That was a joke. 363 00:14:04,485 --> 00:14:08,489 - [Shouts] Oh, I'm a joke, huh? 364 00:14:08,489 --> 00:14:10,490 You calling me a joke? 365 00:14:10,490 --> 00:14:12,492 Oh, you want some of this? 366 00:14:12,492 --> 00:14:13,493 You want some of this? 367 00:14:13,493 --> 00:14:14,494 - Dust storm! - Aah! 368 00:14:14,494 --> 00:14:17,496 [Shrieking] 369 00:14:28,527 --> 00:14:31,278 - Look at this place. 370 00:14:31,278 --> 00:14:34,281 Holy balls, we've arrived. 371 00:14:34,281 --> 00:14:37,283 - Welcome aboard. 372 00:14:37,283 --> 00:14:39,285 Jean Luc and Tristan are awaiting your arrival 373 00:14:39,285 --> 00:14:40,286 in St. Barts. 374 00:14:40,286 --> 00:14:41,286 I'm clayton, 375 00:14:41,286 --> 00:14:42,287 here to see to your every need. 376 00:14:42,287 --> 00:14:45,290 - Well, clayton, I need champagne, 377 00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:47,292 a steak, a lobster, more champagne, 378 00:14:47,292 --> 00:14:50,294 another steak-- - okay, Eden. 379 00:14:51,295 --> 00:14:53,297 You'll have to excuse my friend. 380 00:14:53,297 --> 00:14:56,299 She's not used to flying private. 381 00:14:56,299 --> 00:15:00,303 When do we get the peanuts? 382 00:15:00,303 --> 00:15:02,304 - Right after the caviar. 383 00:15:02,304 --> 00:15:03,305 Both: Ah. 384 00:15:03,305 --> 00:15:05,307 - Please have a seat. - Thank you. 385 00:15:05,307 --> 00:15:09,310 - Tristan and Jean Luc think of everything. 386 00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:10,311 - Mimosas? 387 00:15:10,311 --> 00:15:12,313 - [English accent] Mimo-certainly. 388 00:15:12,313 --> 00:15:14,314 - [Laughs] Thank you, clayton. 389 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,316 To us. - To us. 390 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,318 [Glasses clink] 391 00:15:19,279 --> 00:15:21,320 - Eden, this is the life we were meant to be leading. 392 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,322 And do you know why? 393 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:26,325 - Because we are two special ladies. 394 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:28,326 - Exactement. - [Giggles] 395 00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:31,329 - We'll be taking off as soon as the other girls get here. 396 00:15:31,329 --> 00:15:33,330 - What other girls? 397 00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:34,331 [Girls giggling] 398 00:15:34,331 --> 00:15:38,335 - Oh, my god. I can't wait. 399 00:15:38,335 --> 00:15:41,337 - [Sighs] 400 00:15:45,341 --> 00:15:47,342 - Who are they? 401 00:15:47,342 --> 00:15:48,343 - Maybe they're relatives. 402 00:15:48,343 --> 00:15:50,345 I hear french families are very close. 403 00:15:50,345 --> 00:15:53,347 - Uh, hello-- oh, certainly. 404 00:15:53,347 --> 00:15:55,349 There you go. [Clears throat] 405 00:15:55,349 --> 00:15:57,351 Yes. 406 00:15:57,351 --> 00:16:01,354 So, tell me, how do you know Tristan and Jean Luc? 407 00:16:01,354 --> 00:16:03,356 - Oh, I met them in vegas. 408 00:16:03,356 --> 00:16:06,358 - I partied with them in macau. 409 00:16:06,358 --> 00:16:07,359 - I actually never met them. 410 00:16:07,359 --> 00:16:11,363 I was sent by my agency. 411 00:16:11,363 --> 00:16:13,364 - Oh, no. Ooh, Eden. 412 00:16:13,364 --> 00:16:15,366 We've gotten this all wrong. 413 00:16:15,366 --> 00:16:17,368 We're not special ladies. We're-- 414 00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:19,369 - don't say it. Don't say it. 415 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:20,370 - We're hos! 416 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:23,373 - No, we're not! We're special ladies. 417 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,374 - Eden, if we do not get off this plane right now, 418 00:16:25,374 --> 00:16:29,378 we are no different than any of these... 419 00:16:29,378 --> 00:16:32,380 Lovely young ladies. 420 00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:33,381 - I'm not getting off. 421 00:16:33,381 --> 00:16:34,382 - Oh, yes, you are. - No! 422 00:16:34,382 --> 00:16:35,383 - Come on. - No! 423 00:16:35,383 --> 00:16:36,384 I want to go to St. Barts! 424 00:16:36,384 --> 00:16:37,385 I want to be wined and dined 425 00:16:37,385 --> 00:16:39,386 and wake up with a shiny present! 426 00:16:39,386 --> 00:16:40,387 - Let's go. 427 00:16:40,387 --> 00:16:42,389 - Do we have to give back the jewelry? 428 00:16:42,389 --> 00:16:46,392 - I said we're hos, not idiots. 429 00:16:52,397 --> 00:16:55,400 - All right, Stuart. 430 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,401 There he is right there. - Oh. 431 00:16:59,403 --> 00:17:01,405 - Is that the same guy? 432 00:17:01,405 --> 00:17:03,407 I-I don't think so. 433 00:17:03,407 --> 00:17:04,407 And I would not want to put a beat-down 434 00:17:04,407 --> 00:17:05,408 on the wrong fellow. 435 00:17:05,408 --> 00:17:08,411 - No, no, no, that's him. Man up. 436 00:17:08,411 --> 00:17:10,412 - You're doing this for Billy Neff 437 00:17:10,412 --> 00:17:13,415 and every other fight you ran away from. 438 00:17:13,415 --> 00:17:15,417 - You're right. 439 00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:16,418 [Exhales] I'm going in. 440 00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:18,419 [Clears throat] - Hey, hey, buddy. Remember. 441 00:17:18,419 --> 00:17:20,421 Crazy eyes. Crazy eyes. 442 00:17:20,421 --> 00:17:22,423 - And the sand. 443 00:17:22,423 --> 00:17:23,423 - I didn't bring any sand. 444 00:17:23,423 --> 00:17:24,424 - Nah, I put some in your pocket 445 00:17:24,424 --> 00:17:28,428 while you were praying. 446 00:17:28,428 --> 00:17:30,429 It's a fine igneous-- 447 00:17:30,429 --> 00:17:33,432 really stings the cornea. 448 00:17:33,432 --> 00:17:35,434 - Yeah. [Clears throat] 449 00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:39,437 Hey. 450 00:17:39,437 --> 00:17:41,439 Remember me? 451 00:17:41,439 --> 00:17:43,440 - [Chuckles] Oh, yeah, I remember you. 452 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:47,444 You got five seconds to get out of here. 453 00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:50,446 - Oh, I'm not going anywhere. You know why? 454 00:17:50,446 --> 00:17:54,450 'Cause we got a problem. 455 00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:55,451 Yeah. Yeah. 456 00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:57,452 Yeah, you want some of this? 457 00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:00,455 'Cause this is what you're gonna get. 458 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,458 - What the hell is wrong with your eyes? 459 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:09,462 - My eyes are crazy, just like I am. 460 00:18:09,462 --> 00:18:11,464 - Well, they're about to get black and blue. 461 00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:13,466 - Well, you leave me no choice. 462 00:18:13,466 --> 00:18:15,468 Dust storm! [Coins clatter] 463 00:18:19,471 --> 00:18:21,473 - Did you just throw change at me? 464 00:18:24,475 --> 00:18:26,477 - Wrong pocket. 465 00:18:26,477 --> 00:18:28,478 - Buddy, you're gonna get it. 466 00:18:28,478 --> 00:18:29,479 I mean, you are gonna-- 467 00:18:29,479 --> 00:18:31,481 [choking] 468 00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:32,482 - Oh, my god. 469 00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:33,483 Oh, my god. Are you choking? 470 00:18:34,484 --> 00:18:36,485 - [Choking] - Oh, here. 471 00:18:36,485 --> 00:18:37,486 - [Coughs] 472 00:18:37,486 --> 00:18:39,488 [Coughing] 473 00:18:39,488 --> 00:18:40,489 - You okay? 474 00:18:40,489 --> 00:18:41,489 - Oh, thanks, buddy. 475 00:18:41,489 --> 00:18:43,491 You saved my life. 476 00:18:43,491 --> 00:18:46,494 - You're welcome. 477 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:54,500 I want my flippers back, you son of a bitch! 478 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,502 - I don't know what you're talking about, man. 479 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:58,504 - Oh, you want some more? You want some more of this? 480 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:01,506 - No, no, I'm done. I'm done. 481 00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:04,509 - Holy--Stuart, you did it! - Yeah. 482 00:19:04,509 --> 00:19:06,511 - You saved his life and you kicked his ass. 483 00:19:06,511 --> 00:19:08,512 - Yeah. I guess I did. 484 00:19:08,512 --> 00:19:10,514 - I'm proud of you. 485 00:19:10,514 --> 00:19:12,516 You didn't use sand, but you did sucker punch him. 486 00:19:12,516 --> 00:19:14,517 That's my boy. 487 00:19:14,517 --> 00:19:17,520 - Looks like your running days are over, huh? 488 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,522 - Yeah, thanks to you guys, I guess they are. 489 00:19:20,522 --> 00:19:22,524 - Hey, look who's here, guys. 490 00:19:22,524 --> 00:19:24,526 - Wow. 491 00:19:24,526 --> 00:19:25,527 - What's with the outfits? 492 00:19:25,527 --> 00:19:28,529 - They're cocktail dresses. We're having cocktails. 493 00:19:28,529 --> 00:19:30,531 You have a problem with that? 494 00:19:31,532 --> 00:19:33,533 - Well, if I didn't know any better, 495 00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:34,534 I'd say you were a couple of high-priced-- 496 00:19:34,534 --> 00:19:37,537 - what? High-priced what? 497 00:19:38,538 --> 00:19:39,538 - Princesses? 498 00:19:39,538 --> 00:19:41,540 - Damn right we are. 499 00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,542 Now, go get us a burger 500 00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:46,544 and don't expect anything in return. 501 00:19:46,544 --> 00:19:48,546 - No. You know what? 502 00:19:48,546 --> 00:19:51,549 My days of being pushed around in this bar are over. 503 00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:53,550 - Yeah? What are you gonna do about it? 504 00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:55,552 - Yeah, what? 505 00:19:55,552 --> 00:19:56,553 - Dust storm! 506 00:19:56,553 --> 00:19:59,555 Ow! Oh! Ow! 507 00:19:59,555 --> 00:20:01,557 Aah! 508 00:20:02,557 --> 00:20:05,559 [Upbeat music] 509 00:20:05,559 --> 00:20:13,566 ? 510 00:20:24,576 --> 00:20:26,577 - Yeah. 511 00:20:26,577 --> 00:20:28,579 - ? Acme [Glass shatters] 512 00:20:28,629 --> 00:20:33,179 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35279

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