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- Jurmangand is stirring.
- Yes, Mike. Big time.
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Ragnarok's the end of the
world because everybody dies.
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- Gods and mortals.
- I don't even know why I had to find Frigg,
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but now I get it! And the first thing I'll do is
deal wih Jormungand and therefore stop Ragnarok.
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- I also hear you think you're Odin.
- Would it be so bad if it was true?
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- We found Frigg.
- Really?
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Wow, you spend your whole life
waiting for Odin to show up
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and when he does there's two of
them. It must be my lucky day!
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- She has to choose.
- There's no room for confusion.
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There's no choice to make, Mike.
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- I'm ready.
- For what?
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For you, Anders.
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Have you thought about after the Gar?
After the pure light, what happens then?
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It would be fair to say we
got it spectacularly wrong.
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We goddesses feel a
return to the old ways
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would be a big step backwards. (Thud)
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(Thump)
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(Thunderclap) (Rain pattering)
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I know it seems like a
huge mistake on our behalf.
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- Yeah, well, everyone's treating it like it is.
- But when you think about it,
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it's one word.
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Instead of we get our
powers and rule over it...
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let's get our powers and roll over it.
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There's hardly any difference.
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Cheer up, man!
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You're about to become a god.
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Proper god.
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I want to be a god here, not in Asgard.
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Going home, Bragi.
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Yeah, but you're Loki.
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You can just do whatever shit you want just
for laughs. Meanwhile, I'm god of poetry,
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and Asgard has probably gods like you.
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I'll be like the seffeminate
kid in all boys boarding school.
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(Laughs)
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So when Odin and Frigg are
reunited in this pure light thing,
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pure light thing,
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it's off to Asgard we go.
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- Bye-bye Hod. -
And what about Ty?
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Ty is
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left behind.
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What?
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That's the best news ever.
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Why aren't you grinning like a loon?
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Because it's not the best news ever.
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So, on behalf of those of us
left behind in Midgard, what
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what about Ragnarok?
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It makes sense to be in Asgard
to deal with the Jormungand.
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True,
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and it's adios Odin and...
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Axl left behind.
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Apparently.
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- No, I will never forget you.
- Yes, you will!
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I will not allow that to happen again.
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(Clinking)
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No.
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No. (Rumbling)
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(Splashing)
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It's on now!
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Quick!
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(Sirens wailing) (Rumbling)
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(Panting) (Car alarm wailing)
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Jormungand is stirring.
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Big time.
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Come on, admit it. It
would have been hilarious.
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- If you say so.
- You're buggering off to Asgard,
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Asgard leaving your mortal husks behind.
The whole city suddenly forgets their mayor.
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"Who was that guy? What's his
name? What did he look like?
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Did we actually elect anyone?"
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It's genius.
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- (Unclear)
- You've ruined it with your take on morality.
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Across every continent
there's been loss of life.
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Is that why you're
still here to punish me?
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I'm here to keep you company
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as we count down the hours to the
end of the world as we know it.
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Hey, you do realize afterwards you'll be
the P.R guy that no one remembers, right?
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Talk about irony!
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Oh, thank the stars, Michelle!
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Anders here is being a
dead loss conversation-wise.
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Hi.
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Oh, tell me
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how's game boy taking the news he's
soon to be playing all Bob the Builder?
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Well, you'll have to ask
him that yourself, Colin.
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Am I missing something here?
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Well, if it's one of your testicles that's because
I kicked it up in the vicinity of your liver.
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- Mm, good bacon though.
- From memory you're a vegetarian.
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Since I was a little girl,
to piss my mother off.
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Oh, man, how good bacon is.
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Mm, man.
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Have you changed brothers, you minx?
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- Yes, Colin, I mostly definitely have.
- Amazing.
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I'll be in bed when you
get rid of your mate.
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That's your cue to leave, Colin.
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But I cooked breakfast and
everything. Where's the love?
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Love died ages ago. Now fuck off!
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- That was quick.
- I'm on a schedule. Hurry up.
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I thought I would have
heard from you last night.
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Anders I need to feel a
warm human body against mine.
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I don't want to talk.
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All these disasters all over the
world at the same time and still,
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the so-called experts say
they're in no way connected.
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You got this?
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Yeah.
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Have you?
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Yeah,
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I have.
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Where are you going?
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There are too many possibilities. That's the
problem, so I'm starting with away from here,
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seeing where that takes me.
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...the devastation caused
by the swarm of disasters.
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- And while there was no loss of life in the...
- Hey Mike.
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Hey.
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I just wanted to check you were okay,
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you know, after the earthquake.
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Yes, Axl, there was an earthquake.
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Yeah, among all the other things, eh?
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Crazy day for the planet.
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I suppose you're here to tell me it
was all the work of a giant snake.
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- Serpent, yeah.
- Sorry.
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- serpent.
- Come on, Mike.
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Even you have to admit this is a sign
some serious godly shit is happening.
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And you're the man to
save the world, are you?
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Odin goes back to Asgard and does
what it takes to make this right.
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That's why you need to back off now.
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Back off? How?
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- By telling Hanna you're not Odin.
- How can I tell her that
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if I don't know for a fact it's true?
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Come on, Mike. This is too
important for you to be ego-tripping.
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She chooses her Odin.
That is the rule, right?
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Apparently.
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It is too late for either
of us to back out now.
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- I'm not backing out!
- So, we wait for her to choose.
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- But she has to choose today.
- Why?
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- Because the end is nigh?
- Don't be a dick, Mike!
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The signs are in.
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- She has to choose.
- Then maybe we should go and ask her.
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Yeah, we should. (Knocking on door)
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You said she was here.
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- Heimdallr must have done his thing on her.
- What thing?
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When he shifts her across the
realms, I can't follow her.
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You have to experience it to
understand, she's not here.
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Bullshit. You just don't
want me to talk to her.
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Of course it's unlocked.
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See, not here.
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I'm not bullshitting you.
I don't know where she is.
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She will choose when she
chooses. Same as it ever was.
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Mike,
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isn't that yours?
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Yeah.
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(Thud) (Thump)
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What are you doing?
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Michelle.
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Hey?
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I thought about robbing a bank
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and then running out into the street
and throwing all the money into the air,
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but then I thought that's just
going to reward the lazy assholes
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who didn't have the balls to
rob the bank in the first place.
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(Sighs)
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I had a million thoughts about
what to do with the time I have
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and they all just turned into this big noise that
drove me here to curl up in a ball as it ticks away.
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It is really fucking pathetic.
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What the hell has happened?
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- I went to talk to your girlfriend.
- Oh, Jesus.
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We were talking and there was tea.
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I remember that.
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And then everything went black. (Sighs)
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It wasn't you, was it,
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who killed me? I understand if it was.
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You don't seem very dead.
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I got better.
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Don't you know? Death is a
minor obstacle for us goddesses.
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(Gasping)
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What an awesome and useful power.
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Not as useful as a girl might hope for.
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(Water splashing)
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The thing is
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you're not alive-alive.
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You are alive. You're not some zombie
so you don't have to worry about that
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but your mortal body is only
alive as long as Frigg inhabits me,
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like you're running on
power from my battery.
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And when Frigg returns to Asgard?
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Sjofn will travel with her
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but Michelle will not
survive, I'm afraid.
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She will die.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Ah, just relax.
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Oh, this feels weird.
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(Sighs)
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It's not weird.
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Well, yes, it is weird but
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to a lot of people, it's not so
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you just need to pretend
to be one of those people.
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- Is it not weird to you?
- No.
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- Well, yes, but it's necessary.
- I'm still not convinced.
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(Soft laughter)
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(Phone ringing)
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(Phone clatters down)
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No answer.
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We'll just have to catch up later.
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So...
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she's dead,
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- but she's not dead.
- Yes.
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Where is she?
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Thank you for rounding them up.
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Ah, it was fun being in
the same car as two weeping
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I think you know how
I feel about hugging.
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(Soft moaning and crying)
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The issue, as I see it
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is that the hammer that killed
Michelle, and yeah she's dead,
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she's running on fumes.
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That hammer was here. The only
way it could have got there
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is Martin.
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And this is the guy that we need to trust
with not only our future but apparently
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the future of the entire fucking planet.
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Well, I did say, Mike, that Heimdallr
is traditionally mad as a kept snake.
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And yet we need to believe
him about this Gahr thing?
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No. You need to believe me when
I say it has to happen, Mike.
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(Footsteps) We're taking our
friend away from the tension now
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for some solitude, just the three of us.
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Anders, if you're worried,
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it's not actually necrophilia
if the corpse still has a pulse.
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She was the one who used me.
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That still don't make it right, Anders.
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Shall we go with him?
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He's your glorious
leader. Do what you like.
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(Bottles rattling)
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You do know that I knew it was
over between the you two, right?
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Otherwise I never would have gone there.
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How else would you rub my
nose in it that it was over?
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It's not like that.
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I mean, maybe
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for her, it was but I definitely
understood that you'd moved on
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to Frigg.
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I guess the best thing for you is if
this Gahr thing werenever go happen.
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Correct, Stacey. Frigg dying old and unmarried
is my favourite option right about now.
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What if you just don't
turn up to the Gahr?
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It would buy me however long it takes to find
another godly being to make up the numbers and...
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I drop dead wherever I am.
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(Sighs) Is it too
soon to start drinking?
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- No.
- Stupid question in my case, isn't it?
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Where is he?
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No idea. The room was
empty when I arrived.
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This one's new though.
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00:15:07,962 --> 00:15:09,086
You know what this is?
248
00:15:09,087 --> 00:15:10,930
- The Midgard Serpent.
- Exactly.
249
00:15:11,288 --> 00:15:12,609
Jormungand.
250
00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:15,060
You know, your brother
may be a murdering freak,
251
00:15:16,163 --> 00:15:18,125
but he's on the money there.
252
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,254
(Sharp musical note) (Door squeaking)
253
00:15:24,492 --> 00:15:26,937
I told you not to leave this room.
254
00:15:26,971 --> 00:15:29,705
- Martin. Martin, listen to me...
- Not now.
255
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,733
I have to play this. (Clicking)
256
00:15:32,003 --> 00:15:33,227
Why?
257
00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:35,229
It has to be done.
258
00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:38,040
(Click) (Slow jazz music)
259
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:39,724
Are you sure?
260
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:42,311
Very, very sure.
261
00:15:45,395 --> 00:15:48,724
There blows Heimdallr.
His horn is aloft.
262
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,125
This is about Ragnarok, isn't it
263
00:15:51,687 --> 00:15:53,362
It's coming, isn't it?
264
00:15:53,659 --> 00:15:56,552
Yes, as far as I understand it,
265
00:15:56,553 --> 00:15:59,995
when he plays his music, that's
a sign Ragnarok is coming.
266
00:15:59,996 --> 00:16:01,961
Which is what I've
been saying all along,
267
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,460
which is why you need to
drop all this shit and choose.
268
00:16:04,461 --> 00:16:06,659
- Please go.
- I know it's me!
269
00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:09,155
But I don't care if it's Mike.
270
00:16:09,156 --> 00:16:10,359
You just need to fucking choose.
271
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:15,595
No, what I need is to look after my brother
right now and then I'll talk to you. Now go.
272
00:16:15,788 --> 00:16:17,615
(Door latch clicks)
273
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,677
Are you in love with Frigg?
274
00:16:21,079 --> 00:16:22,960
- Hannah.
- I'll take that as a yes.
275
00:16:22,961 --> 00:16:25,148
No. Take it as...
276
00:16:25,911 --> 00:16:27,312
an I don't know.
277
00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:29,125
I'm going to go with yes.
278
00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:30,906
Man, I so want to meet her.
279
00:16:31,361 --> 00:16:33,759
Maybe she'll lay her
eyes on me and, boom,
280
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,962
another contender for the crown.
281
00:16:36,313 --> 00:16:38,896
You can put that theory
of yours to the test.
282
00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:40,293
Hi.
283
00:16:40,821 --> 00:16:44,397
- Hi.
- Hannah, this is my other brother, Anders.
284
00:16:44,398 --> 00:16:45,689
Bragi.
285
00:16:46,814 --> 00:16:48,107
Hi there.
286
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:52,162
- I really need to talk to Mike.
- Okay. That answers that. Nice to meet you.
287
00:16:53,698 --> 00:16:58,020
You did your Cinderella thing
again without not even a goodbye.
288
00:16:58,186 --> 00:17:02,641
I shouldn't really have come here
at all but I needed to get away.
289
00:17:04,036 --> 00:17:07,839
Mike, I need to tell you something
because you deserve to know first.
290
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:13,445
All I'm saying is that I didn't expect the end
of the world to be heralded with jazz music.
291
00:17:13,446 --> 00:17:15,964
Yeah, well, it was.
292
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:19,493
In my head, I had Heimdallr blowing
one of those Swiss Alpine horns.
293
00:17:19,494 --> 00:17:21,906
Why would a Norse god blow a Swiss horn?
294
00:17:22,145 --> 00:17:25,985
Strictly speaking, a saxophone
isn't even a horn. It's a woodwind.
295
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,901
I'm just saying.
296
00:17:30,209 --> 00:17:31,774
(Knocking) I'll get that.
297
00:17:31,939 --> 00:17:34,746
Trying to be, you know,
useful and everything.
298
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,411
My lord, Odin,
299
00:17:49,707 --> 00:17:51,423
All-Father.
300
00:17:51,424 --> 00:17:53,140
Lord of hosts,
301
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:55,076
knower of many things,
302
00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:57,834
destroyer, protector,
303
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,596
I'm your Frigga.
304
00:18:01,304 --> 00:18:03,189
I'm your queen and I'm yours.
305
00:18:15,478 --> 00:18:16,975
I found this.
306
00:18:19,277 --> 00:18:21,397
Shouldn't you be with your Odin?
307
00:18:21,645 --> 00:18:24,451
Cheering him on on a quest well done?
308
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,806
Axl has Zeb for his
cheering squad. Besides,
309
00:18:28,078 --> 00:18:29,981
I like drinking with losers.
310
00:18:29,982 --> 00:18:32,022
They appreciate me more.
311
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,645
Cheers.
312
00:18:35,646 --> 00:18:38,198
I can't decide between these...
313
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,718
- and these.
- So get them both.
314
00:18:40,899 --> 00:18:43,173
- Can I?
- On behalf of the estate of Michelle Brock,
315
00:18:43,174 --> 00:18:47,736
who will be dealing with the credit card bill
she so rashly ran up on the days and hours
316
00:18:47,737 --> 00:18:49,595
before her untimely death,
317
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:54,425
I hereby authorize you to buy as many
fucking pairs of shoes as you want.
318
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:57,172
So, I can get these ones then?
319
00:18:57,173 --> 00:19:00,749
Yes, Ingrid. That is the
gist of what I just said.
320
00:19:01,317 --> 00:19:02,975
(Cell phone chiming) Stacey: That's her.
321
00:19:04,204 --> 00:19:05,541
Hello.
322
00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:08,672
That's great.
323
00:19:09,587 --> 00:19:11,209
Okay, I'll spread the word.
324
00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:12,584
Bye.
325
00:19:13,199 --> 00:19:15,133
The one true Odin has been found.
326
00:19:15,134 --> 00:19:17,346
- And the winner is?
- Axl.
327
00:19:17,347 --> 00:19:20,064
So we've been summoned to
salute the happy couple?
328
00:19:20,065 --> 00:19:21,453
No
329
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,883
But the Gahr has been
set for tomorrow morning.
330
00:19:25,155 --> 00:19:28,399
(Slow ominous music)
331
00:19:29,493 --> 00:19:33,652
Talk about your whirlwind
engagements/death sentence.
332
00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:38,218
Well, you probably have things to do
to prepare for departure, as it were.
333
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,709
What about you?
334
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:42,787
Off to steal a very expensive car.
335
00:19:45,328 --> 00:19:46,722
Thanks, Axl.
336
00:19:46,723 --> 00:19:48,498
Yeah. Thanks for calling.
337
00:19:52,071 --> 00:19:53,519
We'll be fine.
338
00:19:54,028 --> 00:19:56,204
We will be fine because
339
00:19:57,356 --> 00:20:00,666
we have a plan and the plan will work.
340
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,602
Yes, Axl, I will be there.
341
00:20:02,603 --> 00:20:06,117
Apparently this has to happen at exactly the
right time so there is no way you can be late.
342
00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:07,641
- I won't be.
- Good.
343
00:20:07,642 --> 00:20:09,836
And, uh, can you do me a favour?
344
00:20:09,837 --> 00:20:12,485
- As Axl or as Odin?
- Both.
345
00:20:12,615 --> 00:20:14,366
I need you to make sure Mike gets there.
346
00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:18,496
- I don't want him bailing just because he lost.
- You can tell him yourself if you want. He's right here.
347
00:20:19,368 --> 00:20:21,739
The All-Father would like a word.
348
00:20:23,048 --> 00:20:24,568
Hello Axl.
349
00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:27,516
I don't want there being any,
350
00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:30,623
bad blood between us
about what happened.
351
00:20:30,624 --> 00:20:32,314
She made her choice.
352
00:20:32,591 --> 00:20:34,342
Nothing to do with you or me.
353
00:20:34,572 --> 00:20:36,293
You have to be there tomorrow.
354
00:20:37,464 --> 00:20:38,765
I will be.
355
00:20:38,766 --> 00:20:40,158
Good.
356
00:20:40,988 --> 00:20:42,463
I have to go
357
00:20:43,864 --> 00:20:45,410
(Sighs)
358
00:20:45,885 --> 00:20:50,507
If it's any consolation, I was totally with you
on how mad the whole giant serpent thing sounded.
359
00:20:50,508 --> 00:20:52,487
Thank you, Anders. (Cell phone trilling)
360
00:20:54,412 --> 00:20:55,856
- Hello
- Mikkel!
361
00:20:55,857 --> 00:21:00,443
Just heard the news. You must be
gutted. So near yet so far. (Laughter)
362
00:21:04,710 --> 00:21:06,251
That was a bit rude.
363
00:21:06,386 --> 00:21:07,900
(Footsteps)
364
00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:09,288
Hey.
365
00:21:09,683 --> 00:21:11,565
- Hey.
- Hey!
366
00:21:11,566 --> 00:21:14,879
- Hey. Why didn't you tell me?
- For fuck's sake, not you as well?
367
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:19,981
Because we have a cock and vagina relationship
rather than a share each other's pain relationship
368
00:21:20,165 --> 00:21:21,381
Okay.
369
00:21:23,409 --> 00:21:27,185
Guess you think I'm doubly
pathetic coming back here again.
370
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,650
No.
371
00:21:29,185 --> 00:21:32,092
- No.I am curious though.
- I'm worried about you.
372
00:21:32,373 --> 00:21:35,321
- Why?
- The Odin thing.
373
00:21:35,659 --> 00:21:37,442
Well, thank you for your concern...
374
00:21:37,443 --> 00:21:39,518
- but I'm fine.
- So...
375
00:21:39,626 --> 00:21:43,723
So, I just wasted my very limited, very valuable
time caring about the prick who dumped me?
376
00:21:43,724 --> 00:21:45,568
Yeah, that seems unfair, doesn't it?
377
00:21:45,569 --> 00:21:47,312
- Want a drink?
- Here? No.
378
00:21:47,313 --> 00:21:49,918
Too many memories. More wasted time
379
00:21:49,919 --> 00:21:51,950
What do you want to do
with your time? (Sighs)
380
00:21:52,134 --> 00:21:53,731
Kill that fucking brother of her's.
381
00:21:53,732 --> 00:21:55,685
I don't think it ends well
for the planet if you do that.
382
00:21:55,686 --> 00:21:57,869
Then I want to go out and
have fun while I still can.
383
00:21:57,870 --> 00:22:01,133
Although when it comes to fun, I'm
probably talking to the wrong person here.
384
00:22:01,134 --> 00:22:04,560
- Ah, I'm here. Fun is my best feature.
- True.
385
00:22:04,561 --> 00:22:07,388
Anders and I shall go out and have fun.
386
00:22:08,025 --> 00:22:09,919
Oh, so suddenly I'm not invited?
387
00:22:12,793 --> 00:22:15,792
Will you remove the
broomstick from up your ass?
388
00:22:17,449 --> 00:22:18,689
No.
389
00:22:19,244 --> 00:22:21,698
Yeah. Okay. Consider it
removed. (Dynamic rock music)
390
00:22:22,076 --> 00:22:24,649
Michelle, is this car stolen?
391
00:22:24,650 --> 00:22:27,656
Liberated from a salesman under the
impression that he'd get in my pants
392
00:22:27,657 --> 00:22:29,864
sif he let me take it for a test drive.
393
00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:32,371
- Hey, can I drive?
- No. You're in the back.
394
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:36,343
(Tires squealing)
395
00:22:46,794 --> 00:22:48,666
Are you sure about this?
396
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:51,399
I've had Ullr on my back for 15 years.
397
00:22:51,623 --> 00:22:53,493
It's time he paid me back.
398
00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:01,052
Now you turn into the
Mike I've always wanted.
399
00:23:01,053 --> 00:23:02,745
It sucks.
400
00:23:35,910 --> 00:23:37,813
There's nothing unusual.
401
00:23:37,814 --> 00:23:41,502
Nothing unusual at all. Why
don't you call it a night?
402
00:23:41,769 --> 00:23:43,389
Go home.
403
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,395
(Monster roaring)
404
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:53,773
(Cheering)
405
00:24:04,995 --> 00:24:07,404
22. The house is bust. (Cheering)
406
00:24:13,006 --> 00:24:15,377
Oh, Mikkel, are you home?
407
00:24:16,461 --> 00:24:19,533
You hung up on me before.
So it was very rude.
408
00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:23,447
When I had a broken arm, I might add.
409
00:24:23,448 --> 00:24:25,074
That was a bit off.
410
00:24:28,906 --> 00:24:31,671
Mikkel, I'd love to talk through
some of these issues with you.
411
00:24:34,584 --> 00:24:38,030
But seeing you're not here, I guess
I'll just have to leave a message.
412
00:24:38,401 --> 00:24:40,736
(Flames whooshing)
413
00:24:41,403 --> 00:24:43,284
(Whooshing)
414
00:24:43,533 --> 00:24:46,224
I do so hate leaving messages.
415
00:24:47,770 --> 00:24:49,795
So be it.
416
00:24:51,999 --> 00:24:54,528
Oh, shoot. (Chips clicking)
417
00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:02,139
We could have been spectacular.
You do know that, don't you?
418
00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:07,489
Until I snapped one night and
strangled you in your sleep.
419
00:25:07,604 --> 00:25:09,518
Or I chopped you with my chainsaw.
420
00:25:09,519 --> 00:25:11,316
I do love my chainsaw.
421
00:25:11,506 --> 00:25:13,115
I could tell.
422
00:25:14,491 --> 00:25:16,464
I'm going to miss my chainsaw.
423
00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:19,626
I'm going to miss you.
424
00:25:23,112 --> 00:25:25,510
- Really?
- Yeah.
425
00:25:26,452 --> 00:25:28,114
Actually really.
426
00:25:28,516 --> 00:25:29,839
(Cell phone chimes)
427
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,161
Wait a sec. (Unclear).
428
00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:34,221
Yeah. Hello.
429
00:25:34,523 --> 00:25:36,460
Yep.
430
00:25:37,334 --> 00:25:40,336
Do you think the god of poetry
gets sodomized in Asgard?
431
00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:45,541
I think that would be more of a Greek thing
but I'm sure they'll make an exception for you.
432
00:25:45,542 --> 00:25:47,487
Ah, shoot.
433
00:25:48,319 --> 00:25:50,407
If you want to stop losing all
our money, I have another idea.
434
00:25:50,408 --> 00:25:52,225
- Your money?
- That Mike and I won together
435
00:25:52,226 --> 00:25:54,946
by combining our powers. Thank you.
436
00:25:55,081 --> 00:25:56,945
We could go back to my place.
437
00:25:57,974 --> 00:26:00,733
- One for the road.
- So to speak.
438
00:26:05,082 --> 00:26:08,085
I think we had our shot, don't you?
439
00:26:08,606 --> 00:26:13,155
Besides, don't you want to Bragi one
more actual woman for the last time?
440
00:26:13,812 --> 00:26:15,505
No. I'm good here.
441
00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:22,341
That was the police.
442
00:26:22,847 --> 00:26:25,068
My bar just burnt to the ground.
443
00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:26,914
- Colin.
- Colin.
444
00:26:27,182 --> 00:26:28,879
What a cock.
445
00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:31,592
I was going to suggest we
go back there for a nightcap.
446
00:26:31,593 --> 00:26:33,548
- Bugger.
- Well...
447
00:26:34,077 --> 00:26:36,974
I guess it's onwards till sunrise.
448
00:26:37,710 --> 00:26:38,892
Okay.
449
00:26:38,893 --> 00:26:41,064
- To sunrise.
- To sunrise. (Clinking)
450
00:26:41,369 --> 00:26:44,164
(Sighs) (Thud)
451
00:26:44,514 --> 00:26:46,537
What do you think Asgard will be like?
452
00:26:49,641 --> 00:26:51,342
I don't know that I'll even know.
453
00:26:51,887 --> 00:26:52,946
True
454
00:26:52,947 --> 00:26:55,959
When you split into
your component parts.
455
00:26:56,784 --> 00:26:58,429
I do wonder
456
00:26:58,430 --> 00:27:01,539
but it's like trying
to imagine infinity.
457
00:27:02,397 --> 00:27:04,505
It makes my brain hurt. (Short laugh)
458
00:27:08,559 --> 00:27:10,697
As long as the world gets saved, eh.
459
00:27:10,698 --> 00:27:12,228
That's the main thing.
460
00:27:12,479 --> 00:27:14,858
(Long sigh)
461
00:27:15,496 --> 00:27:16,978
Might turn in, bro.
462
00:27:17,252 --> 00:27:18,897
Big day tomorrow.
463
00:27:18,992 --> 00:27:21,081
Saving the world and everything.
464
00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:28,787
Yeah.
465
00:27:31,190 --> 00:27:35,536
(Sombre instrumental music)
466
00:28:09,492 --> 00:28:11,393
I'm going to get old.
467
00:28:48,884 --> 00:28:50,824
Not sure if I'm meant to take this.
468
00:28:51,154 --> 00:28:53,205
Freki can't help you there.
469
00:28:54,548 --> 00:28:58,456
Zeb, this is the one god thing I'm
absolutely sure you're not allowed to come to.
470
00:28:58,939 --> 00:29:00,321
Got that.
471
00:29:01,026 --> 00:29:02,059
Besides,
472
00:29:02,060 --> 00:29:05,221
I wouldn't want to end up in the forest
with a bunch of strangers, would I?
473
00:29:05,876 --> 00:29:07,483
You're not going to forget me.
474
00:29:07,573 --> 00:29:10,664
Just like I didn't forget Ty
when he wasn't a god anymore.
475
00:29:12,990 --> 00:29:14,430
I've got to go.
476
00:29:15,617 --> 00:29:17,549
Good luck with everything, eh?
477
00:29:18,735 --> 00:29:19,929
Ta.
478
00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:22,191
And, uh,
479
00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:25,061
thanks for getting me here.
480
00:29:25,385 --> 00:29:27,882
(Rain pattering)
481
00:29:30,823 --> 00:29:32,174
(Slam)
482
00:29:32,617 --> 00:29:34,574
(Thunder rumbling)
483
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,725
Freki out.
484
00:29:37,184 --> 00:29:39,703
(Tense instrumental music)
485
00:29:40,265 --> 00:29:41,584
(Slam)
486
00:29:45,174 --> 00:29:46,796
(Chuckles) Tyrone.
487
00:29:47,401 --> 00:29:49,949
My money was on you
not showing up at all.
488
00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:52,897
Where's the lovely mortal Dawn?
489
00:29:52,898 --> 00:29:55,362
I'm still Hod for a
few more minutes, Colin.
490
00:29:55,889 --> 00:29:57,841
Lot of damage I can do in that time.
491
00:29:57,938 --> 00:29:59,614
(Laughs)
492
00:30:00,349 --> 00:30:01,942
Greetings!
493
00:30:02,327 --> 00:30:05,135
And how are we all on
this auspicious day?
494
00:30:05,695 --> 00:30:07,609
Personally, I'm a bit under the weather.
495
00:30:07,610 --> 00:30:12,382
Shagged myself senseless last night. Gave the
old god rocket one last trip around the block.
496
00:30:12,383 --> 00:30:13,534
(Laughs)
497
00:30:13,535 --> 00:30:15,317
What did you lot get up to?
498
00:30:15,463 --> 00:30:17,974
Okay. Sorry for asking.
499
00:30:18,588 --> 00:30:20,253
(Slamming)
500
00:30:22,383 --> 00:30:25,149
Oh god, please. No. Not more hugging.
501
00:30:25,150 --> 00:30:26,976
All I'm saying is that you didn't
have to let her lose the lot.
502
00:30:26,977 --> 00:30:28,372
She was having fun.
503
00:30:28,373 --> 00:30:29,750
Mikkel.
504
00:30:29,751 --> 00:30:32,034
- Did you get my message?
- Yes, Colin, I did. Thank you.
505
00:30:32,035 --> 00:30:34,808
- Pleasure.
- No, I mean sincerely, thank you.
506
00:30:34,809 --> 00:30:37,921
See, I've been expecting your
message for a while now so
507
00:30:38,418 --> 00:30:42,041
you wouldn't believe how
unbelievably well insured I am.
508
00:30:42,496 --> 00:30:44,129
Love your work.
509
00:30:44,994 --> 00:30:46,655
Glad to be of help.
510
00:30:49,272 --> 00:30:51,467
(Brakes squeal)
511
00:30:51,564 --> 00:30:53,109
There he is.
512
00:30:53,110 --> 00:30:54,788
The man of the hour.
513
00:30:54,883 --> 00:30:56,501
The groom.
514
00:30:57,713 --> 00:30:59,069
Colin.
515
00:30:59,810 --> 00:31:01,928
Still being a cock right
up to the end, I see.
516
00:31:01,929 --> 00:31:03,620
We're ready now.
517
00:31:25,511 --> 00:31:27,614
(Unclear)
518
00:31:28,115 --> 00:31:30,865
Heindallr stands guard
at the stopping point
519
00:31:30,866 --> 00:31:33,319
between the Bifrost and the (Unclear).
520
00:31:33,621 --> 00:31:36,204
It's always been his appointed task.
521
00:31:39,961 --> 00:31:42,196
And the actual wedding ceremony?
522
00:31:42,837 --> 00:31:45,050
I am the goddess of marriage.
523
00:31:50,179 --> 00:31:52,540
- Do I need this?
- Hannah: No.
524
00:31:56,330 --> 00:31:58,613
Is it clothes on or off ceremony?
525
00:31:58,707 --> 00:32:00,223
Clothes on.
526
00:32:00,597 --> 00:32:01,988
Cool.
527
00:32:12,348 --> 00:32:14,193
I give you my word, Michelle,
528
00:32:14,348 --> 00:32:17,595
that the first thing I'll do when
I'm Odin is to bring you back to life.
529
00:32:19,341 --> 00:32:21,622
- That's sweet of you.
- I mean it.
530
00:32:29,276 --> 00:32:31,577
Oh, no, not blood.
531
00:32:40,855 --> 00:32:43,526
(Quivering breathes)
532
00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:51,342
Whoa! Now this is a wedding! Ha-ha!
533
00:32:59,222 --> 00:33:02,313
Kids, whatever he's on, do not try it.
534
00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:16,483
(Reciting spell: other language)
535
00:33:21,629 --> 00:33:23,323
It's all good, Axl.
536
00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:32,199
(Reciting spell)
537
00:33:39,430 --> 00:33:41,873
(Thunder rumbles)
538
00:33:48,148 --> 00:33:50,105
(Thud)
539
00:33:51,316 --> 00:33:54,375
(Whoosh)
540
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:59,152
(Shouts)
541
00:34:04,493 --> 00:34:08,104
(Whoosh)
542
00:34:08,806 --> 00:34:11,271
(Wind gusts)
543
00:34:11,552 --> 00:34:13,823
(Panting)
544
00:34:21,729 --> 00:34:23,869
(Sighs)
545
00:34:28,286 --> 00:34:30,622
Odin has found his beloved.
546
00:34:30,623 --> 00:34:32,510
They are united.
547
00:34:33,021 --> 00:34:36,632
(Cries) No! No.
548
00:34:39,323 --> 00:34:42,911
Heimdallr has taken the Bifrost
Bridge to watch over Asgard.
549
00:34:43,009 --> 00:34:47,984
Martin has finished his task and has
being granted entrance into Yellow-brue.
550
00:34:49,506 --> 00:34:51,635
Did he know that was
going to happen to him?
551
00:34:51,641 --> 00:34:54,319
Martin knew if this
day would ever arrive,
552
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,763
he would die in the process.
553
00:34:55,764 --> 00:34:58,498
- Good fucking job.
- Holy shit.
554
00:34:58,499 --> 00:35:00,192
Oh my lord!
555
00:35:00,193 --> 00:35:02,927
Serves him right, no offense,
frankly your brother hit me with a
556
00:35:02,928 --> 00:35:06,825
a fucking hammer and now my head
hurts like a motherfucking bitch.
557
00:35:06,826 --> 00:35:08,177
Yes! -
558
00:35:08,178 --> 00:35:09,252
Odin!
559
00:35:09,253 --> 00:35:11,074
You're the man!
560
00:35:15,475 --> 00:35:17,407
Can I ask you a question?
561
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:22,454
- Odin and Frig are reunited, right?
- Yes.
562
00:35:22,692 --> 00:35:25,814
Does that mean you and I have
to stay together here on earth?
563
00:35:28,188 --> 00:35:30,864
- You want a divorce, Axl?
- Not if it means, like,
564
00:35:30,898 --> 00:35:32,632
the end of the world again.
565
00:35:32,633 --> 00:35:35,015
I mean, it's not that I don't like you.
566
00:35:35,682 --> 00:35:37,374
You're really hot.
567
00:35:38,147 --> 00:35:41,382
But I just don't know if you and
I have that much in common anymore.
568
00:35:42,872 --> 00:35:45,301
Maybe you could talk to Mike about it.
569
00:35:45,984 --> 00:35:48,561
He knows way more than me about
570
00:35:48,562 --> 00:35:50,450
pretty much everything...
571
00:35:50,451 --> 00:35:53,429
except for who is and isn't Odin.
572
00:36:02,841 --> 00:36:04,660
Do you feel any different?
573
00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:07,033
I feel lighter.
574
00:36:07,034 --> 00:36:08,858
Yeah, me too.
575
00:36:09,933 --> 00:36:11,140
Hey Grandpa,s
576
00:36:11,141 --> 00:36:12,698
can I ask you a question?
577
00:36:12,699 --> 00:36:16,200
As an ex-Oracle, I'm under
no obligation to answer.
578
00:36:16,289 --> 00:36:17,795
Do you think right now,
579
00:36:17,796 --> 00:36:20,321
Odin is kicking
Jormungand back into line?
580
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,938
- Yes, I think he is.
- I saved the world!
581
00:36:23,939 --> 00:36:25,690
How cool is that?
582
00:36:25,691 --> 00:36:28,459
Put it on your CV for your
next pizza delivery job.
583
00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:31,965
Oh man, the sword's gone.
584
00:36:32,864 --> 00:36:34,854
That was the best part about being Odin.
585
00:36:34,855 --> 00:36:36,327
So what do you think?
586
00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:38,829
Stuff we need to talk about.
587
00:36:39,351 --> 00:36:40,922
I reckon.
588
00:36:41,135 --> 00:36:42,626
Lunch?
589
00:36:43,292 --> 00:36:45,196
Lunch is always good.
590
00:36:47,130 --> 00:36:50,675
- I ache already.
- Oh man up, Grandpa.
591
00:36:57,412 --> 00:36:59,802
(Whoosh)
592
00:37:01,629 --> 00:37:03,356
Right then.
593
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,758
You Johnsons.
594
00:37:07,482 --> 00:37:09,814
I'd like to say it's been
a pleasure knowing you,
595
00:37:09,903 --> 00:37:11,278
but it really hasn't.
596
00:37:12,087 --> 00:37:15,524
And the asshole part of his
personality wasn't all Loki.
597
00:37:15,678 --> 00:37:17,268
(Engine revs)
598
00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:19,776
- Want to go for a drive?
- Ooh, shotgun.
599
00:37:19,777 --> 00:37:23,108
Hey babe, would you take
my car back into town?
600
00:37:24,631 --> 00:37:27,971
If you're lucky I might come to
your place and visit you later.
601
00:37:29,146 --> 00:37:32,562
- Still got it.
- We are nothing but sex objects to them.
602
00:37:32,563 --> 00:37:34,053
Hey Ty, I'm sorry about Dawn, man.
603
00:37:34,054 --> 00:37:36,238
- We have a plan.
- Do you?
604
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:37,929
Does it involve me?
605
00:37:38,392 --> 00:37:40,501
Hey, I'm going to go
with Ty. He's got a plan.
606
00:37:44,163 --> 00:37:46,390
(Engines start)
607
00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:48,955
Dude, Mike's kissing your wife.
608
00:37:49,342 --> 00:37:51,125
(Laughs)
609
00:37:51,482 --> 00:37:53,461
Well, I'm going to go surfing.
610
00:37:53,462 --> 00:37:55,547
Don't know how many
summers I've got left.
611
00:38:08,401 --> 00:38:10,024
Do you want a lift, bro?
612
00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:12,898
Yes, Axl, that'd be great.
613
00:38:23,548 --> 00:38:25,603
Yes! (Laughs)
614
00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:32,543
(Light knocking) (Rustling)
615
00:38:41,026 --> 00:38:42,300
Thanks.
616
00:38:43,754 --> 00:38:45,332
(Zipping)
617
00:38:48,475 --> 00:38:50,990
My instructions are
to wait for your reply.
618
00:38:52,562 --> 00:38:54,529
(Rustling)
619
00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:08,410
- Who sent this?
- You did.
620
00:39:08,659 --> 00:39:09,773
What?
621
00:39:09,774 --> 00:39:12,691
If you watch the clip,
everything will become clear.
622
00:39:15,451 --> 00:39:18,565
(Rustling)
623
00:39:28,183 --> 00:39:29,524
(Sighs)
624
00:39:30,227 --> 00:39:32,918
Hey Dawn, it's me...
625
00:39:32,919 --> 00:39:34,456
who is you.
626
00:39:37,101 --> 00:39:41,977
you will have no memory
of making this, but
627
00:39:41,978 --> 00:39:45,317
what you will have is the feeling that
628
00:39:45,318 --> 00:39:46,954
something...
629
00:39:47,331 --> 00:39:50,202
a big something... is missing
630
00:39:50,203 --> 00:39:51,819
from your life,
631
00:39:52,645 --> 00:39:56,137
the feeling that you woke up and...
632
00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:58,725
the love of your life had...
633
00:39:58,777 --> 00:40:00,565
ceased to exist.
634
00:40:01,117 --> 00:40:04,263
I know you're feeling this
because I've been there,
635
00:40:04,264 --> 00:40:09,428
but I'm not going to go into detail about that
because that would just freak you out even more.
636
00:40:09,429 --> 00:40:11,906
So... Dawn...
637
00:40:13,532 --> 00:40:17,307
the person who handed you this is Ty,
638
00:40:18,378 --> 00:40:21,705
and we love him more than air.
639
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:26,270
If you are having some
trouble believing that,
640
00:40:26,271 --> 00:40:29,401
then check this out.
641
00:40:36,311 --> 00:40:40,613
Dawn, you need to trust me when I say
642
00:40:40,614 --> 00:40:44,061
you, me and Ty,
643
00:40:44,062 --> 00:40:46,326
we work.
644
00:40:46,327 --> 00:40:49,634
Seriously, we belong.
645
00:40:53,597 --> 00:40:55,878
(Laughter)
646
00:40:57,683 --> 00:41:01,726
So please, look deep
647
00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:03,357
inside
648
00:41:03,467 --> 00:41:05,623
and then look
649
00:41:05,624 --> 00:41:08,600
at the guy standing there...
650
00:41:09,201 --> 00:41:11,859
and try to remember...
651
00:41:12,477 --> 00:41:15,114
that this is the man
652
00:41:15,666 --> 00:41:17,936
you cannot live without.
653
00:41:19,406 --> 00:41:23,738
And then try a cupcake, because
they will blow your mind.
654
00:41:24,361 --> 00:41:25,799
(Sighs)
655
00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:27,227
So,
656
00:41:27,451 --> 00:41:29,118
over to you...
657
00:41:29,433 --> 00:41:30,846
or me.
658
00:41:31,062 --> 00:41:33,686
I don't know. Yeah.
659
00:41:37,372 --> 00:41:39,621
(Sighs)
660
00:41:48,656 --> 00:41:50,254
I know you.
661
00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:55,056
(Sighs)
662
00:41:56,915 --> 00:41:58,894
(Crying)
663
00:42:02,765 --> 00:42:04,688
Have you told her about me yet?
664
00:42:05,165 --> 00:42:07,262
(Footsteps)
665
00:42:18,277 --> 00:42:20,320
(Knocking) (Door clicks)
666
00:42:25,636 --> 00:42:26,840
Pizza?
667
00:42:27,528 --> 00:42:29,775
- Not here, mate.
- You sure?
668
00:42:29,776 --> 00:42:32,434
Carnivore deluxe with extra pepperoni.
669
00:42:32,435 --> 00:42:35,441
That is my favourite pizza,
but I didn't order it.
670
00:42:35,442 --> 00:42:37,576
Are you sure you didn't and you forgot?
671
00:42:37,577 --> 00:42:40,375
Mm, no, I'm pretty good at
remembering pizzas I've ordered.
672
00:42:40,376 --> 00:42:41,960
Do you want it anyway?
673
00:42:42,062 --> 00:42:44,851
- I've got beer.
- I didn't order that either.
674
00:42:44,852 --> 00:42:46,299
Yeah, I know.
675
00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:49,521
I brought that over, thought maybe we could
drink it while we talked about the room.
676
00:42:49,522 --> 00:42:51,227
How do you know about the room?
677
00:42:51,710 --> 00:42:53,612
- Heard about it.
- From who?
678
00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:55,346
I haven't told anyone.
679
00:42:55,347 --> 00:42:58,754
I mean, the dude who was
here before-- mystery man,
680
00:42:58,755 --> 00:43:03,766
I called him. I don't know if he's
gone or if he's coming back or...
681
00:43:03,767 --> 00:43:05,701
even if he was ever here.
682
00:43:07,652 --> 00:43:08,937
He's gone.
683
00:43:10,527 --> 00:43:11,939
Do you know him?
684
00:43:12,927 --> 00:43:14,560
Just in passing.
685
00:43:14,561 --> 00:43:15,950
I'll tell you what,
686
00:43:15,951 --> 00:43:17,385
how about I move in today.
687
00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:20,773
I can even take over the
guy's stuff if that helps,
688
00:43:21,191 --> 00:43:23,484
plus I can throw in
the pizza and the beer.
689
00:43:23,937 --> 00:43:25,641
That sound okay to you?
690
00:43:27,526 --> 00:43:29,481
I like the way you think.
691
00:43:29,845 --> 00:43:31,802
(Bottles clinking)
692
00:43:31,965 --> 00:43:33,237
Zeb.
693
00:43:35,099 --> 00:43:36,375
G'day, Zeb.
694
00:43:36,376 --> 00:43:38,122
My name's Axl.
695
00:43:38,123 --> 00:43:39,687
Axl Johnson.
696
00:43:41,113 --> 00:43:45,062
You want a beer, Axl? Come
on, I'll show you the room.
697
00:43:51,191 --> 00:43:53,969
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00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,085
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